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Raven Dreamer

17:00

@RedRiderX No, not really.

Frank

@Wipqozn Ah, Number Munchers.

RedRiderX

@RavenDreamer Ok I was worried for a bit there

Frank

Loved that game, growing up.

Yuki

@Wipqozn 'Cause you're already Baron Wipqozn, Duke of Turtles.

Ben Brocka

@FAE The app seems a bit better (even if it is just a web view), should have a "download to all devices" button somewhere

Jason Berkan

17:01

@Wipqozn Actually, it will take the sound of my laugh 3.2 hours to reach you...

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan I can't wait. I'm so excited.

Frank

I recall there was something coming out this week that I was interested in, but can't remember what.

Wipqozn

@Yuki that's an awesome title.

Origami Robot

Nope.

Yuki

@Frank ... Minesweeper: GOTY Edition?

FAE

17:04

@BenBrocka PSN store on Vita's still giving me a price too and doesn't show up in my Downloads. I don't get it. :/ Checking app now. It's like the store doesn't recognize that I own it on PS3 at all.

Frank

@Yuki No.

Don't think it was a game, because I just reviewed what games come out this week, and I'm not interested in any of them.

Yuki

I'd say Dark Souls 2, but I'm not sure if you're one of the ones waiting for it on PC.

user15026

@yuki I am just impressed @wipqozn managed a barony and a dukedom.

Origami Robot

@Yuki Also that's next week.

FAE

Yeah, same on the app, still showing me prices. I don't understand, argh.

user15026

17:04

@frank book thing maybe? Dunno what.

Frank

@AshleyNunn OH! RIGHT! Sanderson's next book!

user15026

@frank ah, yes.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn I'm just that awesome.

Also I can't wait for the change to propagate.

Ben Brocka

@FAE Same account, right? Vita only has one account

Lazers

0

Q: bought premium pkg for battlefield 3 and I dont have the guns

bought battlefield 3 premium pkg and I don't have any of the guns not even coop guns

battlefield-3

0

Q: Why can't I beatdown deadshot in batman arkham origins?

I'm doing the deadshot side mission in arkham origins, and after I take out the first round of goons using stealth takedowns, I drop behind deadshot, throw a cape stun, and there is no prompt to start the beatdown. I can't hurt him in any meaningful way. What's the deal?!

pc batman-arkham-origins

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:06

I wonder how long it will take.

Oh snap, there it goes.

user15026

That makes it hard to ping you on mobile, Turtle face.

GnomeSlice

Teslagrad (Steam) for 50% off

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

Even better!

Ben Brocka

shudder mobile chat

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StrixVaria

@bar you're weird

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:08

@StrixVaria Don't blame me, blame @Yuki.

user15026

I am having one of those curl up in bed and be lazy because really there is nothing worth doing sort of days so far

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@AshleyNunn Watch the godfather.

Sterno

I haven't had one of those in 2 years

user15026

Which means I am on my phone.

fredley

Wha....what happened to @Wipqozn...?

StrixVaria

17:09

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles Test. I want to see how obnoxious direct replies look.

Yep, pretty fucking obnoxious.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

Maybe I should relink my account to Arqade.

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Ben Brocka

@FAE you're not looking at the PSP version of Flow are you? Because it is different and not cross buy. I'm not sure if it's in the Vita store or not

FAE

@BenBrocka ...I forgot Jochem's got a PSN account. These were the first games I bought on PSN, we may have used his account for that. I completely forgot because we switched to using my account for everything (everything that we can at least, minus EU game DLC) a long time ago. Ffffff. Thanks.

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Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:10

nooo, I'm a baron duke! you can't remove my ownership!

FAE

@StackExchange I'm a queen, biatch.

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Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@FAE Oh, well, fuck.

Ben Brocka

@FAE Ah. Honestly flower doesn't control very well on Vita anyway, at least not for how I control it. It's glorious on PS4 though. 1080p and the DS4's much more accurate to control

user15026

@fae <3

FAE

@BenBrocka Yeah, I'll have a PS4 at some point, so this is a good deal to pick up now. Thanks for the help, sorry it was a stupid problem.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:12

I'll switch my name back if this gets 7 stars.

FAE

@AshleyNunn <3

Frank

Man, I feel so left out from removing @Wipqozn from the owner list.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@Frank I think you've done it once. Someone added you just so you could remove me.

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in Monster Hunter 3U, 13 secs ago, by Stack Exchange

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Ahh. I am happy.

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17:13

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Frank

Ohh, snap!

Origami Robot

:O

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

TAKE THAT FAE! SUCK IT!

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn You're a monster.

FAE

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles I didn't think you liked me that way.

Origami Robot

17:15

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles Can I be your Baroness?

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38 secs ago, by Origami Robot

:O

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Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@FAE Somehow, I knew you'd twist that into that.

@OrigamiRobot Sure!

Sterno

Turtle discrimination is a real thing

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:15

@Sterno It's true.

fredley

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles We're never twisted in here.

Ben Brocka

@FAE oh wow they're $2.75? Yeah I'd pay that just to have that all on one account

FAE

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles I don't think that statement needs any twisting!

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@FAE I guess.

FAE

@BenBrocka Yeah, super cheap right now.

Frank

17:17

@FAE To be fair, I totally thought the same thing when you said it.

Ben Brocka

Did anyone get Proteus on PS3/Vita? Wondering if the changes are drastic enough to be worth a few more bucks

fredley

Today is a good day: I'm going home and it's light outside!!!!

So excite!

Ben Brocka

I'd play it again but only if it were significantly visually different/weird since the base version really doesn't vary too much world-to-world

FAE

@BenBrocka I haven't, was pondering it and was going to ask you if you had, actually.

user15026

@fredley that is pretty magical.

fredley

17:17

@AshleyNunn First time this year

I'd stay and chat, but I need to do this

Ben Brocka

nah I only have it on PC. I do recommend it in general

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

If I ever get elected moderator I'm going to delete the accounts of everyone who has ever removed me from room ownership.

Ben Brocka

especially for $4. $10 is probably a bit much for most people, but it's a good chill-out game

FAE

@Frank Exactly.

@BenBrocka Yeah, I have on PC as well. I was wondering the same as you in regards to differences.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

Except @Sterno. I'll grant @Sterno @LessPop_MoreFizz diamond when I delete his account for all his removals of me.

Unionhawk

17:19

...wat

Ben Brocka

See what happens when #Pennzoil teams up with @NintendoAmerica. Take the wheel at #SXSW #MotorOilReimagined #MK8 http://t.co/85D5oeeZjX

Tweeted by Pennzoil on March 1, 2014 at 11:00 PM

um. That's an...odd co marketing joint?

AATTVVV

This second gen of TPP is progressing way too fast. They're already at the third gym.

FAE

@BenBrocka ...huh.

Sterno

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles I didn't totally parse that but what I'm taking away from it is that I'm awesome.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@Sterno Correct. Also you constantly re-add me.

Ben Brocka

17:20

Aughf it's so much better than the leaked design. Now I want it

FAE

> The PlayStation®Vita System version of Proteus introduces GPS-generated islands, gyro camera mode and the ability to interact with your surroundings via the touchscreen.

Ben Brocka

> This one is even cooler than the nippled Pikachu.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@BenBrocka That's adorable.

FAE

Hm.

@BenBrocka This is way better than that weird polka dotted one that looked like warts.

Ben Brocka

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles I might buy it. And I already have the zelda one. Which I already sold a plain old blue 3DS XL for

Sterno

17:22

@BenBrocka If I had that I'd constantly have to fight my daughter for it.

Ben Brocka

there are also eggs that continue on the back apparently

gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2014/03/03/…

@FAE yeah, it sounded cool, was just hoping the GPS generated islands were extra weird or something

(I like weird)

user15026

@benbrocka if I had money I would totally upgrade to that XL. I want an XL, anyhow. But no monies.

badp

E_NOBATT

FAE

An XL would be too big for my hands/purse I think. Also, I <3 my Midnight Purple too much. I'd feel bad abandoning it. :(

badp

badp is out of available exams!
badp whites out!

FAE

17:26

If the Theathrythm JP 3DSXL is brought to NA though...

AATTVVV

@FAE Having played on the 3DS XL, I would not want to go back to a smaller screen.

Ben Brocka

Oh damn it, it doesn't come with the game. I was thinking with game + free pokemon X it might be worth it geek.com/games/…

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@Sterno So what you're saying is that you could buy it and use your daughter as an excuse as to why you spent money on it?

Ben Brocka

@AATTVVV same, especially after using the Vita tiny screens are unbearable

FAE

@AATTVVV You probably also have bigger hands than I do and wear guy pants, which are more accomodating for handhelds.

Ben Brocka

17:26

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles brb having kids so I can make poor financial decisions

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@FAE Size does matter, it's true.

badp

Also, All Terrain Venomoths are so last gen

AATTVVV

@FAE I have unfortunately small hands for my gender.

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AATTVVV

@badp seriously wtf

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17:27

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FAE

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing with it.

Ben Brocka

The ATV stays

badp

I dunno, I take a few hours off for an exam and suddenly everybody renamed themselves

I'm too old for this

AATTVVV

I was inspired by @BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles

Ben Brocka

I'll allow it for the all terrain venomoth

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:28

@AATTVVV FEEL MY PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

FAE

@AATTVVV I'm mostly worried about the loss in portability. :(

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@FAE That's one of the reasons I haven't bothered upgrading to an XL.

Ben Brocka

...regular 3DS really isn't THAT portable, is it? Slightly slimmer than DS Phat?

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@BenBrocka It fits perfectly into the pants side pocket I usually wear.

FEichinger

... looks at transcript

Origami Robot

17:29

@AATTVVV I approve.

FEichinger

... slowly backs out of the room

Ben Brocka

Portable consoles are pretty much all "fill an entire pocket", GBA micro aside

Sterno

So many Hitlers in here

FAE

@BenBrocka As someone who enjoys weird abstract crap that people argue over whether or not "it's really a game", I feel you.

Origami Robot

Some mod should change @Sterno's name.

user15026

17:30

As a chubby lady I am lucky to get pants pockets, and they would never fit a 3DS.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@Sterno You could be @Hitler too if you'd just change your name to @Sternold.

FAE

@BenBrocka See aforementioned issue about women's pants pockets.

@AshleyNunn can back me up.

Origami Robot

@FAE Guy pants is really funny to me for some reason.

badp

lol pockets

FEichinger

@FAE American pants? American pants.

AATTVVV

17:31

I keep my 3DS in my backpack, not my pockets.

Ben Brocka

Clearly should have specced male, better inventory

user15026

Argh. Lady pants are so bizarre about pockets. Don't expect to actually be able to put things in the pockets.

AATTVVV

My pockets are full of other adult things, like wallets and phones and keys.

FAE

@AshleyNunn If they're functional, we're lucky.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

I wonder if the smaller womans pockets is due to expectation that women will carry a purse.

Origami Robot

17:31

I keep my 3DS on the floor of my apartment because I regret buying it.

Ben Brocka

Why don't womens pants have pockets anyway, because purses?

user15026

@FAE those fake pockets are the worst.

Ben Brocka

There are fake pockets now?

FAE

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles Also that women shouldn't be deforming their silhouette by putting stuff in pants pockets, so that they look better to other people.

@BenBrocka Yes.

Ben Brocka

Fashion is awful

FAE

17:32

@BenBrocka Sometimes you are lucky and they are actually real pockets that have been sewn closed, so then you can take a seam ripper to them and make them into something functional.

But sometimes, they are just fake and do not exist.

badp

I mostly gave up on pockets long enough. Back pockets are thief friendly. Front pockets are annoying.

Ben Brocka

@FAE who even comes up with this

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@FAE Right, I forgot woman only exist to look pretty. Silly me!

Also sarcasm. All the sarcasm.

Ben Brocka

back pockets are dumb. Why would I sit on things I carry around

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

huge sarcasm label right tere.

Mocking sarcasm.

FAE

17:33

@BenBrocka I hate it. So much hate.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

Just to be clear.

AATTVVV

@BenBrocka I put my wallet in my back pocket because I have more things than front pockets and it's the most sit-on-able thing I put in pockets.

Origami Robot

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles Yea but they do a good enough job of that on their own. I vote we let them have pockets. We could at elast test it out and see how it goes.

Ben Brocka

I'd be worried about snapping a credit card in half or something

plus my wallet is xbox huge anyway

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Guy pants tend to be more comfortable, so sometimes I will buy them instead.

Also, sizing is so much clearer for guy pants. You use actual measurements.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:35

Speaking of fashion, woman have the best boots.

user15026

Guy pants do not fit my shape well without weird altering to keep them in place.

Ben Brocka

@FAE "sizes" are ridiculous

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

Your pants might be horrible, but my zeus are your boots fantastic.

FAE

@AshleyNunn Yeah, I run into issues as well with being short.

user15026

(seriously I swear to god the people who make clothes do not consider my shape to be human)

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:36

@FAE solution: be taller.

FAE

@BenBrocka Also inconsistent between brands. Sometimes inconsistent within brands. Also made to guilt women into feeling bad.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@AshleyNunn solution: beat those people up.

FAE

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles Truth.

Ben Brocka

unfortunately inconsistency is a problem with mens pants too...you know, despite the alleged actual inches used as the width. I still don't know how that's possible

FAE

@BenBrocka Yeah, I've gone clothes shopping with Jochem and seen that too. Clothes are dumb.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:37

Also, I won't even lie, I always picture you with really long and sharp fingernails @FAE. As in a meter long. Just felt like mentioning that.

user15026

@FAE that last one is why I hate clothes. I got into an argument with friends because at this anarchist book fair they didn't sell things past a medium because "bigger girls can just wear pins and patches and be happy"

FEichinger

"Clothes are dumb" really sums this whole conversation up.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger >_>

AATTVVV

we should abolish clothes

FAE

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles All the better to flay you with, my pretty~

Ben Brocka

17:38

Clothes are dumb outside of video games. IRL should be more like video games, honestly

user15026

@fae I volunteer!

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@AATTVVV I bet @OrigamiRobot would support this.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk ... What?

Unionhawk

36 secs ago, by Unionhawk

@FEichinger >_>

Ben Brocka

Mobile clothing hitler

FAE

17:39

@AshleyNunn I hate when the highest size is just "large" for women's t-shirts. I wear a lot of men's t-shirts because of this and also because I don't like babydoll style shirts.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Again what?

user15026

I like babydoll but they aren't ever big enough which sucks because I am a good top shape for them.

Grace Note

Oh, we have an ATV now.

FAE

@BenBrocka Truth. While I don't really do a lot in regards to fashion/clothing "IRL", I will spend hours designing outfits in games. <_<

@AshleyNunn :D

Grace Note

I spent a good deal of the con idle time thinking "I wonder if I could get a bunch of my engineer friends to construct me an All-Terrain Venomoth to ride in next year's con".

Origami Robot

17:40

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles No, I like wearing clothes in public.

FAE

@AshleyNunn I like some, but seeing as they don't come large enough (I have wide shoulders, dammit!), I just kind of gave up on them a long time ago. :(

Yuki

Minor gripe about clothing: I don't like it when vendors stock the same number across all sizes. Invariably, the mediums and larges sell out and now I can't buy a shirt in stock for me.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@GraceNote Just get someone else to dress up as an ATV, and then ride them around.

Ben Brocka

@FAE same. I own literally every item of clothing in Pokemon XY. But not ACNL because that's a hassle and most of them are lame anyway

Yuki

@GraceNote You're at a con right now?

Ben Brocka

17:41

XY actually has one of the better clothing sets I've seen in a game, though the color limitations are odd. And also the male clothes are lame (common problem)

FAE

@BenBrocka Yeah, ACNL clothing collecting is just flat out hard.

Yuki

@BenBrocka Yeah, that kinda sucked. Hopefully, they'll add more clothing options in Z.

FAE

@BenBrocka And if it's more "realistic", like XY (as compared to ACNL at least), I'm more inclined to spend more time designing.

Ben Brocka

@Yuki And make tracking down the last 10 items a lot easier

GnomeSlice

Bundlestars presents the Adrenaline Bundle

Yuki

17:43

@BenBrocka Has the Celebi promotion for Pokebank run out?

GnomeSlice

Wow, that's a good one.

FAE

@BenBrocka Yeah, sometimes guys want to look pretty too! Or at least not so plain.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@GnomeSlice Expeditions: Conquistador is fun.

Ben Brocka

@Yuki I dunno, you don't need a gen 5 game to claim it BTW

I'd just download it ASAP and use it

Yuki

@BenBrocka Yeah.

Should probably do that.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:44

It's a little rough around the edges, and could with more frequent combat though.

Grace Note

@Yuki I was at one for the weekend.

GnomeSlice

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles haven't played it. Gun Monkeys is great though, and Rock of Ages is pretty neat too.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

I should go back and finish that actually.

GnomeSlice

Haven't played Ring Runner but I hear it's quite good.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@GnomeSlice TRY AGAIN

FAE

17:44

@BenBrocka Oh hey, I still need to do that.

FEichinger

In other news - wtf star list?

Ben Brocka

I'm finishing Black 2 to move my gen 3/4 pokemon up

GnomeSlice

Bang Bang Racing looks fun too. And Master Reboot is one I have had my eye on.

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles That does look pretty good

Ben Brocka

speaking of, I am stuck in black 2 pls halp

3

Q: Where do I go after Team Plasma attacks in BW2?

Team Plasma attacked Opelucid City (Black 2) and froze up the place. I must have mashed A few too many times and now they're gone and I have no idea where to go. All unexplored towns are blocked off for increasingly implausible excuses and I don't see anything else in Opelucid city to do. I beat ...

pokemon-bw2

I somehow missed the one uninteresting villain dialog that told me where to go

FEichinger

@BenBrocka Oh, I can answer that.

tl;dr: Undella, Marine Tube, Badge #8.

Ben Brocka

17:46

@FEichinger where the hell is dive?

FEichinger

@BenBrocka No need for that.

Ben Brocka

wait is that the cave with that idiot that wants to fight you before you enter?

Black 2 has the worst "you can't go here yet" excuses in the whole series

FEichinger

@BenBrocka I ... have no idea what you're even talking about there.

Enter that blue thing.

Lazers

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Q: Why is there no 2v2/3v3 mode and rating system for PVP in Guild Wars 2

Are they ever going to add a rating system or a smaller PVP mode , like 3V3 or 2v2? Thanks.

guild-wars-2

Ben Brocka

It's north of that resort town...apparently no that's something different

There's some jerk in a cave that doesn't let you pass, it's in some place you surf too

I've hit like 5 dead ends they all bleed together

FEichinger

17:49

...

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot [FANFICTION INTENSIFIES]

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badp

oh my god what is this

FEichinger

@BenBrocka I have absolutely no idea where you are and what you're doing wrong.

Yuki

@badp ... It's a GPS?

badp

Apple's innovation in the world of car dashboards is buttons you have to look at

Ben Brocka

17:50

@FEichinger it's literally just to the right of that same town

badp

:14082613 no, that's iOS.

Yuki

@badp ... I have no clue why I mistook that for Android.

Ben Brocka

Mmmm touchscreen buttons in a car just what the doctor ordered

badp

They even have a software back button

Yuki

@badp It goes well with Google's driverless cars.

Synergy!

Ben Brocka

17:51

Also apple maps, did they ever un-suck that?

badp

I hope?

Sterno

Sternold

5 1

badp

I hope the home/volume/menu (!!!) buttons are at least raised

Powerlord

►

I can't remember if I linked that yet and search didn't turn up anything

FEichinger

@Sterno Did I mention that, if you install this script, you can let yourself get pinged by "Sternold"?

spugsley

17:54

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

Ben Brocka

I hope it at least has siri or something

FEichinger

@spugsley o/

spugsley

it's all freezing rainy here :(

Yuki

@Powerlord Whenever they say "put through Google Translate", what languages do they use?

Ben Brocka

"SIRI WHERE THE **** ARE WE"
"Woah, [USERNAME], there is no need to be upset"

Sterno

17:54

@FEichinger cba

Powerlord

@Yuki ... I don't remember if its in this video, but she said in her Let It Go video what some of them were.

►

user15026

@powerlord aw the let it go one is copyright blocked for me

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn Wow really?

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn Weird, not for me.

Yuki

Guy gets rear-ended by a hit-and-run driver. Said driver left his license plate.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

17:59

@Yuki slowpoke.jpg

Yuki

@BaronWipqoznDukeofTurtles Excuse me, sir, but I feel I warrant a slowpoke.png.

Baron Wipqozn Duke of Turtles

@Yuki Too late

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