The Bridge

FEichinger

00:00

@JeffreyLin "Today, we have added three new countries: Pakistan, Pakistan and Pakistan!"

Lazers

0

Q: My prison won't receive any food from deliveries and it says my prisoners won't come for 10,000 hours

I only have one prisoner left for some reason and it says that the 9 prisoners won't come for 16,689 hours, I tried to open than close the prison intake and also went into the save and changed it into continuous and it still didn't work. Food also isn't being delivered and I made two deliveries a...

prison-architect

LessPop_MoreFizz

Japan, NEO-Japan, Cyber-NEO-Japan

MBraedley

Cyber-Japan, NEO-Cyber-Japan

Yuki

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Fluttershy

@Yuki Scroll up. :P

MBraedley

00:05

That's even worse than my gaffe this morning!

Wipqozn

Oh snap! Rival Battle!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Oh sci fi.

@yuki fail.

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz Heh.

It's just as easy to reopen questions as to close them.

Wipqozn

Bird Jesus only has 1 damaging move?

Oh TPP. You're special.

Frank

So, apparently Verizon wants boatloads of cash to upgrade its internet infrastructure.

It's the cause of Netflix sucking on their network.

FAE

00:14

@Frank Verizon is evil.

Frank

@FAE Any ISP with more than one location is evil.

Which is sad, but them's the breaks.

> Schaeffer said Verizon "wants a price that is about 10 times the market price for transit."

Yep. Evil. Perhaps not evil incarnate, but not far off.

FAE

@Frank Yep. :/

Frank

Apparently Comcast is doing the exact same thing.

> In some cases, Verizon has actually purchased and installed the necessary equipment to upgrade ports, but not turned it on, according to Schaeffer. "They actually put it in, so they spent the money, but they just politically have not been willing to turn it on in order to ensure that Netflix will not work as well as Redbox," he said.

Lazers

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Q: Do I get different HH Showcase houses per character?

For every character (save file), do i get a different "set" of HH Showcase houses? Also, does Nintendo still give houses via StreetPass? and when? Thanks.

animal-crossing-new-leaf

MBraedley

@Frank Evil! Evil evil evil!

Frank

00:19

@MBraedley Yep.

And without proper competition, they can get away with it.

MBraedley

Mind you the competition situation isn't much better north or the border.

Frank

Verizon is essentially holding their customers for ransom to force Netflix to pay them a king's ransom for them to deliver the data their customers requested.

@MBraedley Nope.

Hence why I said any ISP with more than one location is evil.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Arguably worse in canada. Of all the things to envy about your socialist paradise, telecommunications is emphatically not one of them.

Whether mobile or wired. Just across the board horrific.

Mana

yes

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz And there's no recourse for anyone; there are two ISPs, and each is as bad as the other.

MBraedley

00:23

@LessPop_MoreFizz we don't have to worry (as much) about preferential throttling.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Makes my wonderfully competitive situation at home in ny look quite good. I have three choices for cable/internet! Three!

@mbraedley I have no preferential throttling and no data caps. Thanks cablevision! I hate you slightly less than your fellow regional monopolists!

Lazers

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Q: Minecraft testfor dummy objective not working

I have managed to figure out most of this scoreboard system out myself but this last part has me beaten :( i have a dummy Objective called "deaths" and would like to test when this score hits 10 for team_blue and team_red. I currently have "/testfor @a[score_deaths_min=10,team=team_red]" but th...

minecraft

MBraedley

@Lazers who wants to edit in code ticks? ~~Can't~~ won't do it from my iPad.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz No data cap here and preferential throttling is illegal!

GnomeSlice

Aerena is pretty cool.

Mana

00:28

'ey, Rena!

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I noticed you playing that earlier.

Although I missed 'e' and thought ti was called Arena.

Mana

@GnomeSlice in a world where there is only one After Effects...effect

GnomeSlice

@Mana AE

@Mana oh, now I get it

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice Æ

GnomeSlice

@MBraedley Yeah, that.

user58869

00:33

@GnomeSlice pretty graphics

Lazers

0

Q: Ammo lost with 2 SMGs?

In Just Cause 2, My one handed weapons of choice are 2 6-star SMGs. I use one SMG, but when I run out of ammo with it, the other one is empty as well. Does it take ammo from my other SMG, or is the ammo from the other one just disappearing? If it takes ammo from it, does that mean I have twice as...

just-cause-2

MBraedley

Sirens are getting closer. Should I be worried?

Is one of those questions you don't ask the internet

Lazers

00:48

0

Q: Do the points mean anything?

I am playing My Kingdom for the Princess IV, and noticed that at the end of a level I am awarded points for the level. I find this odd, because the game doesn't seem to use them for anything. (Completing the level before nightfall seems to be the main goal, which gets you a gold heart/star/thing ...

kingdom-for-princess-iv

Yuki

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Fluttershy

>:|

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Lazers The rules are made up and the points don't matter!

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Mana

@LessPop_MoreFizz hahah that's a Who's Line Is It Anyways reference

I get it!!!

MBraedley

@Mana iif you get it, just star it

Yuki

00:56

Yay for static images.

Mana

@MBraedley but...but I...

:(

3

I get it. this is what you all think of me now.

that crazy Mana guy, always raving off in the corner

what's he going to say next

Yuki

@Mana Off in the corner? You usually rave in the middle of the room.

On display for everyone to see.

MBraedley

@Mana I haven't seen you in chat enough to truly determine how crazy you are.

FAE

@MBraedley This makes me sad.

Mana

@MBraedley Wait, what? Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man it happened. I'm no longer a chatroom regular.

geez.

FAE

00:59

@Mana And that is why.

Mana

damn work and damn these side projects

damn it all. I'd take it all back just to spend another minute with you, Bridge. But it's too late now.

MBraedley

Mind you I've only become a chat room regular relatively recently. Past year or so.

FAE

Tim Stone

@Mana It's never too late for our bro-idge-ship!

Fluttershy

@Mana I hear you're Steam famous now.

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:03

@MBraedley You missed the glory days of me and @mana shouting band names at each other.

@Mana Speaking of which: NEW ST. VINCENT RECORD IS SO GOOD.

MBraedley

@LessPop_MoreFizz I stepped in on occasion during those days, just not regularly.

Mana

@LessPop_MoreFizz Haven't listened to it much, I've been grooving out to the new Wild Beasts album

Wipqozn

@Mana You haven't been one for a while. It's horrible.

Mana

also really fantastic

sorry, the order of the messages here might imply something unpleasant. I'm not saying that it's really fantastic I am no longer a regular in my beloved chatroom.

FAE

@Mana I SEE HOW IT IS

Wipqozn

01:09

YOU CAN'T FOOL US MANA. WE GET IT.

WE'RE SORRY WE'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU :(

Mana

:'(

Yuki

Context:

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Fredy31

Suck it USA

Keep him

We dont want him

Wipqozn

@Yuki hahahaha

Mana

wasn't the Woman's Hockey final incredible?

Fredy31

01:12

They learned something. NEVER BET AGAINST CANADA IN HOCKEY

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Mana No, it was awful and miserable.

@Fredy31 GO SWEDEN

Mana

great comeback, gave everyone at the hospital a bit of excitement and joy

LessPop_MoreFizz

HENRIK LUNDQVIST WILL SAVE US ALL.

user

Hi, any Stack Overflow members or moderator here?

user15026

@user Hello again!

Fredy31

01:12

We are all members

Yuki

@user This is not the chat room you're looking for.

user15026

I am likely going to tell you the same things I told you in the other room!

Fredy31

So yeah if you have questions go ahead

user

Hey what's up Ashley

user15026

Be patient!

user15026

01:13

They will get to you!

user15026

It will get solved!

user

The room for Stack Overflow will not work

user15026

You've done all you can!

user

Thanks I hope so.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@user Nope, No SO mods around here; you might have better luck on chat.stackoverflow.com - SO has it's own separate chat.

Fluttershy

01:13

@Fredy31 Oh... I thought it was going to be, "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

Fredy31

DONT TRY SOME JEDI SHIT @Yuki

MBraedley

yesterday, by MBraedley

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‌!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuki

user15026

@user It's likely a site cache thing, you might have to wait. (And by wait, it could mean hour +, I have seen it happen)

Fredy31

Try a ctrl+shift+delete

user

01:15

Yeah, Fredy31 I already tried that and it didn't work

Fredy31

clear your cache might fix the problem

user

I'm just gonna wait until tomorrow and hope for the best

Fredy31

What is the room you are trying to join?

Yuki

9

> I feel like Canadians are nice all the time, just so they can be dicks during the Winter Olympics.

4

Wipqozn

@Yuki hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahaha

FAE

01:16

@Yuki lmao

Wipqozn

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah

that's fucking glorious hahahahahaahhaahaha

Fredy31

5

user15026

@Yuki We save it up :P

Trent Hawkins

@Yuki They've figured out our secret! Quick! Abandon planet!

Mana

@Wipqozn your hope has become despair

user15026

01:17

@Fredy31 I shouldn't laugh at this. But I am.

Wipqozn

@Mana If I wasn't in steam I'd link the gif @GnomeSlice made me.

MBraedley

@Fredy31 stupid linesman getting in the way of the play

Fredy31

Wipqozn

5

Fredy31

Wipqozn

01:20

Tears of delicious.

Also, my favourite part was it was 2-0 for USA until the last few minutes fo the game. I like to think the Women's Canadian Team did this on purpose just so the tears of the USA Teams defeat would taste all the sweeter with a bit of hope thrown in.

Fredy31

American tears are that more delicious when they are provoked by Canadians

Mana

@Wipqozn after all of this bragging, I'm just waiting for Canada to get crushed 10-0 in the Men's finals

Fredy31

Would be funny.

Wipqozn

@Mana We already beat the USA actually in the semi-finals.

I have no idea who we're facing in the finals.

Mana

@Wipqozn oh I know

MBraedley

01:22

@Mana but but but, you're Canadian...

Fredy31

Even more because russia is not even in the picture

Mana

it's Sweden, I believe

LessPop_MoreFizz

10 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fredy31 GO SWEDEN

Fredy31

Sweden vs Canada in the finals

Unionhawk

That would be hi-larious.

Mana

01:23

@MBraedley dual citizenship mofo

read it and weep

LessPop_MoreFizz

10 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

HENRIK LUNDQVIST WILL SAVE US ALL.

Fredy31

Canada did win 2-1 against a bunch of rocks... Lativia

LessPop_MoreFizz

From the Insufferable Smugness Of Being (Canadian).

Fredy31

How the fuck did that happen

MBraedley

@Mana but you live in Canada!

Mana

01:24

98% of Canadians are currently googling Latvia

Tweeted by stats_canada on February 19, 2014 at 5:56 PM

MBraedley

@Fredy31 the goalie was awesome, that's how.

Fredy31

What was it... 56 shots vs 15

and it only finished 2-1

Yuki

WARNING: Spiders. And bees. And cursing.

4

StrixVaria

@Mana Canada/Sweden?

Fredy31

StrixVaria

01:26

Mana is Swedish.

Mana

oh

no I just suck at basic logic, clearly

Yuki

It's funny how Canadians are basically acting like Americans after they won the semi-final.

StrixVaria

Mana was born in Sweden.

in an airplane

Mana

Canadian and Swedish, you're right

Yuki

> "He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

StrixVaria

01:27

I'm pretty sure Mana has been lying all this time and is really in Sweden.

Mana

the airplane was crashing at the time

escaping from Canada

I woke up crying in a Sweden snowfield

and then was raised by wolves

LessPop_MoreFizz

SPACE JAM 2 STARRING LEBRON JAMES.

Mana

Swedish wolves

StrixVaria

I knew it.

LessPop_MoreFizz

SPACE JAM 2 STARRING LEBRON JAMES!

Mana

01:28

@LessPop_MoreFizz YEEEEEEEEES

LessPop_MoreFizz

SPACE JAM 2 STARRING LEBRON JAMES!

4

@Mana THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY

StrixVaria

Are they going to get R Kelly to do the music again?

Wipqozn

...Space Jam 2 is a thing?

Yuki

Mana

@LessPop_MoreFizz just waiting for Lebron James Gaiden

MBraedley

01:30

@Yuki so much innuendo

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn IT IS NOW.

@Mana No, it would have to be like... Carmelo Anthony Gaiden

Yuki

Canada is Bane to America's Batman:

LessPop_MoreFizz

Blake Griffin Gaiden.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz I... huh

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FAE SPACE JAM 2 SPACE JAM 2 SPACE JAM 2 SPACE JAM 2 SPACE JAM 2.

Fluttershy

01:32

Metta World Peace Gaiden

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I do not get the appeal of this one iota.

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz We'll have more things to mash up with completely random unrelated things!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Sportball.

Also, Bugs Bunny.

Fluttershy

►

That's the appeal. :3

user15026

I saw the original, it was acceptable as a movie thing

Fredy31

01:34

yup

user15026

but I don't really get the whole "sequel a million years later"

user15026

for a movie that was....okay at best

Fredy31

for those who were not into basketball and/or bugs bunny, space jam was.... well. weird and a mess?

Fluttershy

Bill Murray made Space Jam.

Mana

you just clearly haven't watched enough Slam Jam remixes @AshleyNunn

Wipqozn

01:35

@AshleyNunn Space Jam also has the best website known to man.

user15026

@Mana Not really a remix girl.

user15026

@Wipqozn That still exists.

user15026

Which is a fact people really really seem to like

user15026

Or something?

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn You bet your blue hair it does www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

user15026

01:35

@Wipqozn I'm actually boring and auburn now

user15026

I just hate live action + cartoon

FAE

man, Quad City DJs

user15026

and I don't quite get the cultural draw of it

Yuki

@AshleyNunn It's been remixed with literally everything under the sun.

user15026

@Yuki Yeah, I know.

user15026

01:36

I do not live under a rock

user15026

I just don't think it is all that good, or worth all of that.

Yuki

@AshleyNunn But they're so nice and comfy!

user20683

I watched in on first run video...it was...okay?

user20683

maybe?

user20683

kinda?

user15026

01:37

@Yuki I like my mushroom house better

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

Just for @Yuki.

Mana

@AshleyNunn :( your pessimism towards Space Jam breaks my heart

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Well, now I'm just going to build all my Minecraft houses under blocks of stone.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I saw that literally two days after the subreddit was created.

user15026

@Mana What can I say, Imma heartbreaker

user15026

part of my womanly charms

user15026

01:38

you know, the reasons I don't get Bitcoin ;)

Fluttershy

►

Guile's Theme goes with Slam Jam.

FAE

I think I had the Space Jam soundtrack on CD when I was younger

Yuki

2

FEichinger

Can we replace @Yuki with an imgur feedbot now? :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FAE Who didn't?

Yuki

01:43

@FEichinger I blame finding Reddit.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Me, obvs

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz ....

user15026

Joke quite unappreciated.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn :(

Apologies.

GnomeSlice

CC @Wipqozn

Brant

01:45

sigh people are trying to activate democracy because they’re pissy about how slow progress is going again

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Thank you!

Fluttershy

such @Yuki

many reddit

very picture

Unionhawk

wow

Wipqozn

@Brant I really wish he'd remove democracy. Only add it in for things like the Safari zone after anarchy has failed for a while.

In fact Victory Road is the only other thing I can think of that it should be enabled on.

Brant

Democracy turns TPP into a shitty Let’s Play

Wipqozn

01:46

That strength puzzle is going to prove impossible.

LessPop_MoreFizz

OH SWEET LORD THANK GOD, THE GREAT KNISH SHORTAGE IS AT AN END, THIS IS A GREAT NIGHT.

Unionhawk

...

Brant

@LessPop_MoreFizz is this something I’d have to live in NY to care about?

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz That is a word that i know means food, but I am not sure what sort of food.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Brant Not just NY, but your level of care is probably in direct proportion to your distance from New York.

MBraedley

01:48

@LessPop_MoreFizz what is knish?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MBraedley Essentially a deep fried pastry full of mashed potatoes.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz That sounds yum

MBraedley

@LessPop_MoreFizz oh, so something like pierogis

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MBraedley Yeah, related.

user20683

the version I'm familiar with is more like a pasty

Wipqozn

01:51

I should visit New York one of these days. @LessPop_MoreFizz makes it sound like a pretty rad place.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Literally the only factory in the country that makes square potato knishes. They had a fire back in October and have been shut down for months, causing a nationwide shortage.

Here's an NYTimes article from the beginning of the shortage, that explains just how horrific a thing this was.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why does square matter?

user15026

Like couldn't you just eat one that was another shape?

user20683

@AshleyNunn Because Judaism. There are rules about these things.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn It's not that square matters; it's just that the only good fried ones happen to be square.

user15026

01:55

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah, yeah, I see that in the article.

user15026

They sound pretty yummy.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Twitch Plays World of Warcraft. In Molten Core. Well, more accurately, in Lava.

Unionhawk

> I hope you guys have at least killed Ragnaros when I wake up.

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