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14:00
@Fluttershy then it's not even Chrome proper :(
It's p snowy out there
@BenBrocka Sunshine aplenty here!
You wouldn't download sunshine.
@Wandang It would be astounding if gog.com would risk their rep for an email gathering scam.
it is worse then the bsi scandal
Keep your pants on you'll get your game.
14:03
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Q: Flying Races Manuverability

NovaI've been having a difficult time with the flying races. managed to get a few but ones such as the Silver Surfer race and near the X-Mansion I find the moving right and left difficult without vearing incredibly off course or just dropping. Anyone find a specific flier easier. I've tried Ironman,...

They have a reputation to uphold, and I'm sure they're overloaded right now.
Same thing happened when they offered fallout 1&2 for free. Just be patient.
I already got my copy of Dungeon Keeper. No email, but have the game. I guess I'm just awesome.
@Wipqozn At this rate, I'll think you'll beat me to saying "Frozen" more often than @GnomeSlice has said "SkyDrift".
Or I claimed a free copy of something I already owned. Also totally possible.
14:04
@Yuki Lame puns are best puns.
@Sterno That would be rad.
@Yuki Honestly, this isn't really a fair comparison anyway because "frozen" is a word people could use in a normal sentence. "SkyDrift", on the other hand
@Wipqozn Lame puns are the best and only puns.
this is a joke
@Unionhawk Except @Yuki is using it in reference to the movie.
14:05
the guy above him did not do better
all the time, everytime.
Oh boy, free Valentine's Day @kalina's Birthday donuts at work!
barely touching 2 lines and gets a zero as points
@fredley Oh hey nice!
@Sterno do you stick your finger through?
14:06
@Sterno My work didn't give me any free donuts! Those jerks.
Got my Dungeon Keeper but the DL link is 404...
@Wandang Uh...?
Uh...?
Wat
@RedRiderX Also there's a command reference page
@kalina's donuts ... worst joke
14:06
type help for a link
I wonder if I'll have free donuts at work when I finally get there...
@Wandang Length is an indicator of possible low-quality, but it's not a measurement of low-quality. Granted, those answers do kinda suck.
FAE
FAE
@kalina Happy birthday!
My coworker just dropped in (at a client right now) to use my pc for a second.
@kalina is officially old now?
14:08
He then proceeded to RDP to some server to RDP to some other server to check an IP on the local network here...
100 employees. ~40 donuts. This will go well.
Do you count as old if you have to do math to figure out how old you are because you constantly forget?
@Sterno sharing is caring
@Sterno Cut the donuts in half. Fire everyone too slow to get a half
@BenBrocka make the last 2 fight to death for the job
14:10
Oh hey, Chinese Japanese (I blame Reddit for not knowing Asian nationalities or flags) dude is the first male to score >100 in figure skating.
the crippled person gets the seat at the window
@Yuki he is going to score later tonight
@OrigamiRobot No. It counts as old when you stop bothering to do the math.
@Unionhawk Yes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
@fredley Very nice
Wow. Even @FEichinger. Totally didn't see that coming. It must be true then.
14:11
YESSSSSSSSSS I GOT INTO THE TITANFALL BETAAAAAA! :DDD
@Unionhawk What do you mean "Even @FEichinger"?
Knowing EA, I probably won't get to actually play it. But I got in. :3
I never understand why TV executives air episodes out of order.
@FEichinger No clue, honestly.
Wow, Reddit's stupid.
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14:12
@Unionhawk ...
It's like they hate TV shows.
@Sterno I usually say "26? 27? 28? I don't remember."
@Sterno Okay, good. I'm not old yet then.
Because I normally need to check.
I posted he was Chinese earlier because that's what the title said. Saw the image and was all, "That's... not the Chinese flag".
@Yuki Well that sure got starred quickly.
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14:13
@FEichinger Wasn't even trying for starbait.
@RedRiderX I've also got the thing up on BitBucket (private repo) so if you or anyone you know would like to collaborate, especially on content
Today I learned Chrome has a task manager of its own.
@OrigamiRobot Your profile says 26.
@fredley Ah okay
I'll be 25 next month!
14:13
@Wipqozn For 5 more days.
Yeah some kind of git setup would be nice for that sort of thing
> "How old are you?"
> "Whatever my SE profile says."
@FEichinger Stating obvious opinions that everybody agrees with == easy stars
My word! Banished sure does come out close to your birthday. It's like a birthday present1
@Wipqozn inorite
14:14
user image
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cc @GnomeSlice
@Yuki Well done Tumblr.
I actually don't get it.
@FEichinger At least 50% of what I say is just nonsense. You should know this by now.
@OrigamiRobot Not sure if serious, or continuing joke. If serious then it's octodad. Octodad is an octopus disguised as a human. No one has noticed.
@Unionhawk 50% seems like a low estimate.
14:17
@OrigamiRobot You haven't been paying attention
Feb 6 at 21:07, by Unionhawk
46 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
@thatgirldm In fact, most of us just spout nonsense and you're better off ignoring it.
@FEichinger Fair enough.
@Wipqozn I am missing the reference.
Wait... HEY
@OrigamiRobot Video game. Google "Octodad".
14:18
No thanks.
that's probably a good idea.
That sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I assume it'll be filled with NSFW results.
@Wipqozn Surprisingly, there's very little rule34 on that one. I checked.
oh wow, there's still people playing UT04
well... not many people.
14:19
Happy Valentine's Day, Bridge:
@MartinSojka I'd prefer not to know why you were searching for Octodad porn.
@Wipqozn To go with his collection of Octomom porn, of course.
@Wipqozn Fair enough. I won't tell you then. ;)
thank you @Yuki :/
@fredley I still can't see my health, can I?
14:21
@Yuki Sounds likely.
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Q: Is there a champion counter tool which takes other champions in to account?

EsqAll champion counter tools only takes 1v1 into account but often in games there happens to be a champion that counters you hardcore which is not on your lane. So is there a champion pick tool which looks at champion from other lanes as well as the one you are going to face against? By champion c...

@3ventic Seeing as how you have 10k, and have been around for 7 months, I should stop thinking of you as "the new guy."
I can't even believe it. I thought you've only been here for a month or two. TIme flies.
Maybe I should stop thinking the same
14:24
Is Nox worth getting for the multiplayer?
I've never really heard of it.
....as a reminder
and it's not that mamby-pamby pay to win one on IOS.
Wait, System Shock 2 has multiplayer?
@RedRiderX Apparently.
Hmm Magic Carpet seems really funny but is it that fun to play?
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Q: Is there an Ultima Online clone game?

EsqCurrently the game industry focuses on copying old successful games with big budgets, giving them a new engine, new graphics, new features while keeping the gameplay style the same. I want to know if there is a project going on like this for Ultima Online?

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Q: Enemy road properties

Southpaw HareThere are several technologies that improve the uses of roads (crossing rivers with Construction, another that gives +1 to movement on roads). Does a unit traveling on enemy roads (using the Commando promotion) benefit from the technology of his enemy (implying bridge-building and such, as visua...

14:30
Hmm I'm looking at this list of multiplayer games on sale...
I see Alpha Centauri, Nox, and Magic Carpet
I only have experience with Alpha Centauri.
sry @badp @5pike i got my email from gog
@Wandang I hate to say I told you so, but...
@Yuki i want some
Actually, no I don't.
14:32
@Yuki that makes tentacle porn obsolete. the girls rape themselfs
Is the multiplayer in either of those games very good?
does some judicious editing "@Wandang I hate... you"
gets employed at Fox News
xD
i love fox news
it is so over the top that it is funny
Yeah, but the Daily Show is supposed to be funny, Fox News isn't.
14:33
maybe only because as a german i do not have direct consequences
er... I meant to wait until the Daily Show got mentioned to say that
but without fox, dailyshow would only be half as funny
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Q: How do I use my grenade/Items in Loadout?

ZibbobzStupid question is stupid, but I have looked in the key bindings and could not figure out which action would allow me to lob a grenade (or use any item, but grenades so far are all I've got). How do I toss a grenade in Loadout?

and i miss glenn beck
that master of arguments :D:D
I miss Norstein Bekkler.
14:36
@Powerlord never heard of that one before
@AshleyNunn Hey, were you around yesterday when I mentioned Zero Escape 3 has... well, I don't want to say delayed, but isn't in the cards at the moment?
It's all because you people didn't buy enough copies of 999 or Virtue's Last Reward. :|
Or more accurately, because Japan didn't buy enough copies.
GoG continues to impress me with their ability to give the middle finger to the gaming industry.
@Wandang Guy in Chrono Trigger. His games seem like a little side distraction thingy until fairly late in the game when it turns out he has an item you need.
Also, he has the Kefka laugh.
@JasonBerkan germany as well
:3
They gave you a game for free. I'm not sure what more you really wanted or expected.
I have a thought exercise for you all. It's Valentine's Day and your wife will be home from work in 11 hours. You haven't gotten her anything yet and want to keep it minor since finances are tight. What do you do?
Not that I personally would ever be a jerk who waits until the last minute.
@Yuki so much emotions in their faces
@RedRiderX No
oscar right there
I'll add it to my todo
14:40
@Sterno Toblerone
@Sterno Give her a picture of me.
i hate that the oscars are from 2-6 o clock in the morning
Also exploit your daughter.
Get her to make a Valentine for mommy.
maybe i take vacation to watch it
out of cardboard paper and glitter and all that.
14:41
@Wipqozn This is doable but OH MY GOD THE MESS
I was laughing with my wife this morning, as it seems that Valentine's Day is a kids holiday around our house.
@Wandang It's the US movie industry giving US movies US awards. What were US expecting?
@Powerlord well played
@Sterno Exploiting your children for cheap gifts is one of the best things about having children.
I could have said North American, but it was funnier with US.
14:42
the german equivalent feels like i want to choke myself to death with my fist
german television and cinema are the worst
and then there is the cherry on top
More cute animal pics for single Bridge folks on Valentine's Day:
@JasonBerkan Considering you have about a billion million kids, that doesn't come as a surprise.
FAE
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@Yuki aw
@Yuki So thoughtful.
@FAE No! You has boyfriends! No looking at cute animal pics for you!
14:46
@Yuki Are you trying to throw a lonely hearts convention?
FAE
FAE
@Yuki But we don't celebrate! I want cute animals too! ;_;
@FAE Okay... I guess I'll allow it.
FAE
FAE
@Yuki Yay!
I didn't think @Wipqozn was considered single. My impression based on comments he left was that he'll probably just get a mirror and make out with himself tonight.
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@Sterno I always wondered, if you make out with an identical clone, is that considered incest or masturbation?
Or both?
FAE
FAE
14:48
@Yuki Incesturbation, obviously.
@Yuki In my case we'd refer to it as awesome.
@Sterno I'm actually going to dinner and a movie tonight with some friends.
If you has no Valentines, this corgi would like to ask you something:
FAE
FAE
@Yuki d'awwww
Corgis are dumb looking.
14:50
@OrigamiRobot I agree.
I'm not fond of most small dogs.
Huskies are the best dogs.
@Wipqozn Learn to proportion, Corgi!
@Wipqozn German Shepherd. But Husky is up there too.
FAE
FAE
Malamutes are pretty too.
@Wipqozn I expected something about you being way more handsome then dogs or something.
14:51
@OrigamiRobot My uncle really likes German Shepherds. He's owned a few of them over the years.
@Arperum That just goes without saying.
For you big dog lovers.
@Yuki Bigger is better.
FAE
FAE
@Yuki Big dogs are like big teddy bears.
14:52
Big dogs are great because you can wrestle with them.
FAE
FAE
One of our family's dogs was a Labrador/Newfoundland mix (very Canadian, in retrospect).
He was such a big sweetheart.
Lost him to cancer though. :(
@FAE :( Could have been worse, though... could have lost him to Aquarius.
Although dogs are usually good swimmers...
FAE
FAE
14:55
@Powerlord ...
@Yuki I have that picture saved to my desktop.
I was using it for demoing a pet contest our company is running. Submit pictures of your cats, win prizes! Or something.
If SE would fix the mac-migration bug I would be migrating so hard right now.
@Yuki Incest is based on consanguinity between the individuals, with laws commonly making a dividing line at about 0.125 (= first cousins). Clones have a consanguinity of almost 1.0. Consequently, incest.
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Q: How can download NFS on Ubuntu

user235315There are some games which I would like to download on Ubuntu, for example Need for Speed and Call of Duty. However, being relatively new to Ubuntu,I am not exactly sure of how to download such packages on Ubuntu. Can somebody please instruct me on this ?

15:00
Good morning, Bridge
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FAE
FAE
@Powerlord I rather feel like that was unnecessarily tasteless and rude, and I'd appreciate it if, in the future, you didn't make jokes like that at my dead dog's expense.
guys
gals
mlm_data.finished_learning_material[0] this variable gives me undefined back
if i check for that via if(typeof mlm_data.finished_learning_material[0] == undefined){
@Wandang What language? JavaScript?
15:03
yeah
it does not recognize it as undefined
even with 3 ===
(typesecure)
this is making me crazy
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Q: can you use pokemon like regirock or dialga in pokemon official tournaments?

gurgiboyi need to know the answer im planning to enter a tournament. I have a team of legendaries and im not sure if im allowed to enter them in tournament, because when i watch a tournament on the internet no one uses legendaries

The typeof operator returns a string, so you should be comparing it to "undefined" instead of undefined
@Wandang I'm pretty sure typeof(undefined)==="undefined" (a string)
oh no ... am i really that...
(isn't JS fun?!?!)
15:05
wait a sec ಠ_ಠ
i hate myself
but i love you
thanks
In a sane language, it'd return an actual type, but in JavaScript... :P
@Powerlord it is my least favorite of all useful languages
Well, what's crazy is that PHP, as insane as it is, at least has is_[type] functions.
@murgatroid99 you should try objective c
it is 10 microhitlers
@Wandang OK, I've never actually attempted that one
15:08
@Wandang So it's 1 millihitler?
So... Anyone here have an Xbone?
@Powerlord And people wonder why everyone's using jQuery
@BenBrocka exactly
It's also why I think people using Node.JS are totally insane.
People don't seem to understand that the problems with JavaScript aren't just at the DOM level (which is technically not part of JS)
15:10
@Frank I feel like that isn't something Hitler would say.
@Wipqozn It probably isn't, really.
User requires burnination now.
@Frank Was just about to link that one too.
@Powerlord ... or you could just return obj.__proto__ and compare it to SomeClass.prototype. ;)
@MartinSojka Assuming it's an object...
I have destroyed Hitler
15:12
@fredley Up next, mobile hitler.
@Wipqozn :(
So, I decided to try Planetside 2 yesterday. Unfortunately, the 13GB Steam installer apparently has never been updated as the game was, so the Planetside 2 launcher decided to download another 8GB. Which took the rest of the time until I went to bed.
I guess EA really wants to erase some of that bad Dungeon Keeper mobile PR
@BenBrocka EA probably has nothing to do with it.
15:15
No way they'd be giving away an EA game and having a sale on another without EA being involved
A loss leader (also leader) is a pricing strategy where a product sold at a price below its market cost to stimulate other sales of more profitable goods or services. With this sales promotion—marketing strategy, a "leader" is used as a related term and can mean any popular article, i.e., one sold at a normal price. Strategy One use of a loss leader is to draw customers into a store where they are likely to buy other goods. The vendor expects that the typical customer will purchase other items at the same time as the loss leader and that the profit made on these items will be ...
@BenBrocka Aw now that's pushing it a bit
If someone tells you they're pregnant, the correct response is not "Oh, so you're not just getting fat?"
@Powerlord I have no idea why you'd use Steam to get PS2.
Speaking of EA... I registered for the Titanfall PC beta. They sent me a code for the PC version and the Xbone version. :o I dunno what to do with the latter.
15:23
@MartinSojka Because it was on Steam when I installed it.
@Fluttershy Sell it.
Made me lol.
Although I guess you need to know how TF2's crafting system works to get that joke.
@Powerlord You know, checking the official forums and the general advice regarding using PS2 through Steam (short version of it: "Don't.") might have saved you some time. :)
@Powerlord Aren't Sandviches also made from Scrap Metal then? Or is he using the one he got from achievement milestones?
@Yuki Yes, but the point is that combining a sandwich and chocolate bar makes scrap metal. :D
15:27
@Powerlord Ah, was looking at it the other way around.
Besides, I got a gift wrapped sandwich from a crate.
@BenBrocka Also: The internet is awful
@BenBrocka I'm surprised they made it to Cerulean...
I think it's more amazing than awful
@Yuki in a day and 16 hours
15:34
@BenBrocka Oh jesus, the Vermilion City Gym is going to be HILARIOUS.
@BenBrocka The engineering behind it is very cool
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Q: Why NFS 2 does not run on my PC?

Hari NandhaMy PC can run NFS MW and NFS HP2. But to my surprise it could not run NFS 2. When i open the game it appears only in the process but does not even get executed. Why is this? My OS is Windows XP.

Has anyone installed Steam OS with dual boot to windows?
For those that forgot: Vermilion is the one with the garbage switches.
@BenBrocka No, but I probably should
15:36
Oh god, do those reset?
@BenBrocka If you get the wrong one, yes.
@3ventic Be careful, I tried and erased windows...and somehow formatted it so that windows can't install on the freespace. I'm going to try again by using the windows installer on the new ISO release later I think
Last time I installed Linux was high school though. But it didn't seem dual boot friendly
Ah, so that's how they beat Brock. Lots and lots of overleveling.
15:38
Fortunately it was just my "backup" pc which was mostly a clean install. Unfortunately, steamOS is performing worse than Windows
Yeah grinding should be fairly easy, combat is just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oh man those gen 1 sprites
Good. Spam video answers summarily deleted.
> '''WARNING: BOTH METHODS WILL ERASE EVERYTHING ON THE MACHINE'''
I don't think I'll install it just yet..
@3ventic There's an ISO with a windows installer now...I ASSUME that one doesn't...you know, erase windows too. Hard to know for sure though
@BenBrocka Where is it?
@BenBrocka Not if your first slot is Growl or Tail Whip.
15:40
It's so hard to find download links ._.
@3ventic link/details here: extremetech.com/computing/…
I still don't recommend installing it on anything but a clean/disposable windows install on a secondary machine
I'm going to try on my sister's laptop at some point haha
She broke my laptop back in 2011
It was literally in like 10 parts on the floor one day I came home
I might try again this weekend. I don't have much reason to though, I have the main monitor's output mirrored to my TV and bluetooth drivers for my PS3 controllers now, so I can couch game on my main rig
I wanted to mess with it, but I didn't think it would be quite this much trouble
The only reason I want it is basically to get access to the context for translations
Is there steam-OS only text? It's just basically Big Picture Mode once it's done installing
15:43
There are quite a few features specific to SteamOS like streaming
I think
let me check big picture
Streaming is Windows too
it's just in beta
I can't find it
(streaming on windows is also another reason I lost the need for Steam OS)
I'm using the beta client already
@3ventic you have to join their In Home STreaming steam group and they send an invite
15:45
aha
there's multiple beta clients (or it's all the same and the features are locked based on invites)
I don't have another computer to play on anyway so that's useless
Ooh, new hacking game along the lines of Uplink.
you can get Steam Music the same way (but it's not very useful)
@Frank I love uplink. Hate permadeath/the first 20 minutes of the game
Apparently I can trade this beta key for an actual game. :o People be cray-cray.
15:46
The desktop and its settings are SteamOS specific for sure though.
@Fluttershy People want betas. And are willing to pay for them.
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Q: When is enmity or aggro generated in Bravely Default

zero298This is sort of a compound question with regards to the enmity/aggro system in Bravely Default. The first part is: when is enmity generated? When I attack an enemy, is that player going to be targeted by only the enemy that that player attacked, or by the whole party of enemies? I figured that...

Take 'em to the cleaners.
@3ventic the steam OS desktop is...odd. the first time I booted Steam OS I got a "small picture" style Steam interface (which is MUCH nicer to install games from). After that I could never access it again. And they try to keep you out of the desktop, which makes sense for the "console" thing
That kind of thing?
15:51
yeah, that UI. I wanted back in to install stuff (installing in big picture is a pain) but couldn't get it back open
I'll be back in about 30 minutes, I need to go pick up my sister
It's under show, above big picture
Steam really really needs a bulk download/install tool
idk what it is in English
4th option under the "show" menu in the top
anyway, brb
re: steam in-home streaming, I'm in the beta and ran a ton of tests, here are the results, screenshots, stats, etc
where does it show frame loss? I only tested for 10 minutes but I don't recall seeing that
15:58
re: classic games, beyond dungeon keeper, Planescape:Torment is $2 right now, and Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri is $1.50, wtf BUY BUY BUY
@agent86 I KNOW I NEED TO GET ON IT LIKE RIGHT NOW
BUT DO I ALSO BUY NOX AND MAGIC CARPET?
@BenBrocka in the stats on the client, it will tell you what frame rate it is capturing on the server, and on the server side it will actively throttle the frame rate of the game.
also it can drop frames on the client side, if network or decode isn't up to snuff
@RedRiderX never played these, so I can't help there.
Yeah it seems like no one has
And even I played Alpha Centauri
most of the D&D games on their sale are considered classics, that much I know
Yeah seems like it
15:59
I don't get the deal with the frame throttling. Half Life 2 rat at 60 FPS but was unplayable due to auto bugs and weird after images when looking around. BL2 was prisitne and lagless, but throttled to 30FPS despite using only 20% of network

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