The Bridge

OrigamiRobot

17:00

@JasonBerkan Oilskin

@FAE The point is why would you buy something like this?

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot Because they look all fancy and handsome.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Lots of expensive/fancy dresses made for women need to be dry cleaned.

Tuxes for men too.

Expensive/delicate fabrics can't handle the regular washing/drying process.

OrigamiRobot

I'll never understand how "fragile for no reason" means fancy.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Stuff like silks and lace and such will fall apart if you put them through a spin cycle.

Unionhawk

Tuxes and suits are generally dry clean only. Nice shirts too, sometimes

Arperum

17:04

@Unionhawk I don't own these kind of things. All clothes are washed equal.

OrigamiRobot

To me, fancy clothing should mean it's more robust.

This shirt can be set on fire and not be damaged. It's so fancy.

2

Sterno

Clothing is for chumps.

Unionhawk

AAA WINTER X WHY DON'T I GET ESPN3 AAA

Stupid...

Lazers

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Q: Is it possible to pair a PS Vita to a PS4 Remotely for remote-play?

I recently bought a PS4 and have been looking into buying a PS Vita for remote play while I am on business trips. However, before I was able pull the trigger (pun intended) and go buy a Vita, I was pulled away again on another trip. Normally I would happy just waiting until I returned home but my...

Unionhawk

Anyone who says "pun intended" should be shot.

RedRiderX

17:12

Someone's got a grudge :P

FAE

@Lazers Well written question from a new user.

Sterno

Dec 19 '12 at 0:39, by Ullallulloo

Pun intended!

@Unionhawk Also: thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns

Unionhawk

I've got my work cut out for me then.

Sterno

Oops, I thought that said Unionhawk when I changed it

Oh well

Unionhawk

Also, what @fae said

Close enough.

OrigamiRobot

17:15

I still haven't decided what to get for lunch.

RedRiderX

get it all

Unionhawk

Food. Problem solved.

OrigamiRobot

If someone says "food" or some other snarky variation thereof, I will eat them for lunch.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Oh my.

Unionhawk

INB4

RedRiderX

17:16

the robot has finally snapped

call the AI police

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot Papa John's pizza, to make @LessPop_MoreFizz cry.

The pizza does taste better when seasoned with tears.

Unionhawk

@Sterno EWW

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno Takes too long.

Unionhawk

Papa John's is worst pizza.

spugsley

hi guys

Unionhawk

17:18

Even little Caesars is okay for five bucks.

Not good, but okay. Papa John's isn't.

</rant>

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot Subway.

OrigamiRobot

I guess I'll go to Salsarita's :(

spugsley

SOMEONE SAY HI TO MEEEEEEE

OrigamiRobot

The main problem is I don't want to drive.

Arperum

@spugsley Hi spugs!

spugsley

17:21

:D

Unionhawk

HULLO @SPU

spugsley

:DDDD

Arperum

@OrigamiRobot I'm even to lazy to go get me pizza 500m from here. But it's raining.

Unionhawk

Ill let yuki be more creative than me

500m is like, half a kilometer, that's way too far!

Yuki

hi @SpugsMcKenzie (cc @DavidM)

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OrigamiRobot

17:23

I still haven't left.

@spugsley come pick me up and take me to Salsarita's

Arperum

@Unionhawk Exactly, so now I have to cook up something :(

Yuki

Hmm... that didn't go over quite as well as I thought it would.

Unionhawk

Doesn't she still have the plague?

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Try a freshly Seared Enigma, set on a bed of freshly cut flattery, with a side of logical arguments and a chaser of rapid conversation.

Yuki

@RedRiderX That's a really expensive meal...

spugsley

17:25

@OrigamiRobot I have barely left the house in 2 weeks because of my stomach. BE GLAD YOU CAN BOTH DRIVE AND EAT

NOW GO

RedRiderX

@Yuki True, but ever so satiating to the palate.

OrigamiRobot

:(

spugsley

@Unionhawk yes. Doctor appointment number 3 today.

If he tells me nothing is wrong with me I'm going to punch him so hard in the face. He'll feel it for the rest of his life

Wipqozn

Yuki

@spugsley You didn't comment on the new nickname. :(

Wipqozn

17:27

Also, @Sterno, the first maze boss in EOIV is really easy. The one you need to beat to unlock the second land.

spugsley

@Yuki lol I missed it :p

Yuki

4 mins ago, by Yuki

hi @SpugsMcKenzie (cc @DavidM)

spugsley

:D

Yuki

Spuds MacKenzie

Spuds MacKenzie was a fictional dog character created for use in an advertising campaign marketing Bud Light beer in the late 1980s. The Spuds MacKenzie mascot and campaign were created by Anheuser-Busch marketing executive Michael Roarty. The dog first showed up in a Bud Light Super Bowl XXI ad in 1987. During the height of his popularity, large amounts of Spuds merchandise was available, such as plush toys and t-shirts. The dog, a Bull Terrier, existed not without his share of controversy. Shortly after Spuds' rise to fame it was learned that the dog, who was portrayed as male in the c...

^ Context

OrigamiRobot

@Yuki Her real nickname is Sloopy

spugsley

17:27

I've been staring at this applesauce for an hour. I don't think I can eat it

@OrigamiRobot NO DON'T TELL THEM THAT

Unionhawk

I suppose I should check if I can go home...

RedRiderX

@Yuki A dog from an 80s beer ad?

spugsley

@Yuki lol yes now it makes more sense

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Hang on Sloopy

Unionhawk

But this lobby has fire.

Yuki

17:28

@RedRiderX I'm coming up with random nicknames for @spugsley.

Last night was "@FrederickSpugslass".

2

RedRiderX

Ah I see.

spugsley

@Yuki that was Ian's favorite

Yuki

Sadly, I'm pretty sure it's going to be downhill for there.

I don't think I can get quite as inventive as @FrederickSpugslass.

OrigamiRobot

@TomHiddlespugs

2

Yuki

@SpugsHiddleston rolls off the tongue better.

2

spugsley

17:32

@OrigamiRobot omg.

@Yuki OMG

I love you people

time to get lost on Tumblr <3333333

RedRiderX

@BenedictSpugslebatch?

2

spugsley

@RedRiderX omg I will murder you

RedRiderX

:D

no wait

:(

spugsley

I am going to make ALL the stars my nicknames

I will do it.

RedRiderX

1 min ago, by RedRiderX

@BenedictSpugslebatch?

2 stars

nice

spugsley

17:34

@RedRiderX no

oh

yes

Yuki

@RobertSpugsleyJr

FAE

@spugsley Don't forget to rest!

spugsley

@FAE I have a doctor appointment at 2:00 so I figure I'll rest after that

or else I'll get comfy and then have to leave

Yuki

Should probably cc @DavidM on that one too.

RedRiderX

Darn it I've gone insane again

Yuki

17:39

@RedRiderX You should stop doing that, it's bad for your mental health.

Unionhawk

Good news guys, my stuff isn't flooded, the Unieveristy has ServPro on speed dial, and the fire alarm shut up.

Bad news: I STILL DON'T HAVE FOOD

OrigamiRobot

@LievSpugsber

3

spugsley

I'm going into shopping withdrawal

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk Me neither.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot lol bravo

like even grocery shopping would be great at this point

Yuki

17:41

@RickSpugsley

4

OrigamiRobot

@SpugsellBrand

2

Yuki

@JeanClaudeVanSpugs

2

spugsley

omg people

WE'VE DONE IT

Powerlord

Why are we renaming Pugsley?

spugsley

THE STARS LIST IS ALL MY NICKNAMESSSS

OrigamiRobot

17:44

@AllisonSpugsliotti

3

Yuki

@spugsley Resisting the urge to star that.

spugsley

congratualtions. It was a team effort

@OrigamiRobot I knew you were my favorite person for a reason

lol I'm going to run out of stars

OrigamiRobot

Game over. I win.

Powerlord

►

<3 The Key of Awesome

LessPop_MoreFizz

@shog9 that last comment sounds to me like you've promised us an answer on this subject. If it's yes, I think that (I know I at least) the community might be a bit more engaged in trying to get a proper set of four written. If it's no, then we ought to fix what's already there. As it is, we've done neither. The current situation has been in place for a month, and I don't think anyone is really happy with it... — LessPop_MoreFizz 1 min ago

Ullallulloo

17:46

Sterno

@Wipqozn That's a pretty common theme throughout the game, even on hard

LessPop_MoreFizz

@ullallulloo wait is @spugsley pregnant and soliciting baby name reccomendations?

CONGRATULATIONS @SPUGSLEY

6

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz lol I'm absolutely naming my first child Rick Spugsley Pugsley

Yuki

@spugsley Victory for me!

Wipqozn

@Sterno I've heard that it was the easiest of the EO. I can believe it. The first stratum boss in EOU was a total jerk. Always spawning enemies.

spugsley

17:50

@Yuki that was your plan all along, wasn't it?! :O

Wipqozn

You really needed to learn the enemy patterns and make use of sonic/flash bombs to have any chance against him.

Not so with that first EOIV boss.

StrixVaria

@spugsley You're pregnant too!?

spugsley

@StrixVaria ....too?!

ALSO NO

Yuki

@STRIXVARIA IS PREGNANT: DATA ACCEPTED

2

spugsley

NO NO NO

wait

yes

I thought that said me

Powerlord

17:52

@YUKI IS ORIGAMIROBOT. DATA ACCEPTED.

Yuki

I'm sad that @RobertSpugsleyJr only got one star. I thought it was pretty good.

RedRiderX

@Yuki This... isn't a super bit revelation, honestly.

GnomeSlice

Do any of you know anything about invoicing?

Sterno

Sounds like the opposite of outvoicing

spugsley

@Yuki I think it's really good :D

RedRiderX

17:53

@GnomeSlice freshbooks.com

StrixVaria

@spugsley My wife is pregnant.

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spugsley

@StrixVaria :DDDDDDD OMG I DIDN'T KNOW

Congratulations!

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria one million congrats.

GnomeSlice

@RedRiderX Yeah, my contact sent me that, although I'd heard of it before.

StrixVaria

Thanks! But I thought you hate babies.

spugsley

17:54

but we are happy for you, so :D

Tim Stone

@StrixVaria Yeah, but Bridge babies are something altogether different.

Sterno

Time to think of a game you can name your baby after in here

Yuki

@spugsley You have six extra mouths?

FAE

@Sterno Duh, @Strix's baby will be named after a pokémon.

Wipqozn

Name your baby Wipqozn.

2

Sterno

17:55

@Wipqozn That would just get confusing for you.

Yuki

@Wipqozn @StrixVaria: "@Wipqozn, it's time to change your diaper!"

4

StrixVaria

What have I done.

Wipqozn

@Yuki I'd track down a picture of a turtle and a diaper but I'm too lazy.

spugsley

@FAE :3

GnomeSlice

I'm so scared, I have to be like a professional now.

LessPop_MoreFizz

17:57

You've detailed the conversation from the real story here. @Spugsley needs our help to name her baby!

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Did you get a job?

FAE

lol, on the phone with my mom. "Are you online right now?" "I'm always online." "Oh."

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz @spugsley can name her baby Wipqozn too!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@slomegnice read the book by the dude who did the talk that I sent you a link to.

Wipqozn

In fact, everyone can name their baby Wipqozn!

GnomeSlice

17:58

@StrixVaria Potentially. They're giving me an 'audition' which is a (very) small project to test the waters, after which if it looks good, I'll start production on their other stuff.

spugsley

@Wipqozn I thought you were my baby at some point

4

or was that a nightmare?

@GnomeSlice YAY!

GnomeSlice

I called them this morning to follow up, and had a nice chat. The CEO seems lovely.

Very friendly.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice you're gonna be the best! <3

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn I already named my baby, who is rapidly not becoming a baby anymore.

GnomeSlice

> Once you have your business registered and invoicing set-up please let me know.

I have no idea how do.

Yuki

17:59

@spugsley's nicknames are rapidly disappearing from the starlist.

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan It's not too late to change it!

Powerlord

Mana is rapidly disappearing

Wipqozn

@spugsley I think I was, but @agent86 took my because you were abusive. Or something.

Sterno

@GnomeSlice grats!

GnomeSlice

Also my cat peed on my parents' bed today and my dad... got really angry.

I hope he didn't hurt her. She's old.

Unionhawk

18:03

> You have fully used your vote allowance for today

DAMMIT @SPUGSLEY AND @YUKI

FAE

@GnomeSlice Ack.

spugsley

@Unionhawk BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wandang

1 hour ago, by kalina

@Wandang o/

what does that mean

GnomeSlice

The IndieRoyale Debut 9 Bundle

Unionhawk

@Wandang o/ is person waving

GnomeSlice

18:06

@Wandang It's an emote symbolizing waving.

Wandang

lol

more like screaming for help because his right arm was bitten of

FAE

@Wandang and "lol" looks like someone drowning

at least that's what a friend of mine always says

Wandang

@FAE yeah it is actually used for official signs to symbolize drowining

Powerlord

/o/

\o\

Wandang

maybe they should upgrade from stickfigures

OrigamiRobot

18:08

@FAE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Powerlord

\o\ |o| /o/

Wandang

superuser sucks

nothing gets views

nothing is answered

and even if only 1 answer, maybe 1 comment

Unionhawk

Arqade has an unusually high answered percentage

Which makes the necromancer related badges hard to get

Kevin van der Velden

Arqade is unusually awesome

Wandang

@spugsley lol the starboard. how about @spugsbob squarepants

3ventic

18:11

A lot of traffic compared to the questions asked per day

spugsley

@Wandang :D

Wandang

but there should be a lot more dumb users then players

Unionhawk

Arqade gets a lot of traffic because gamers forget what they just read. So they reopen the tab. People get famous question badges off that.

spugsley

@Unionhawk I have quite a few famous questions :D

Unionhawk

And a lower questions/day rate

I think I've got like, 5?

spugsley

18:13

I have 24!

Unionhawk

Yup, 5 famous questions, 1 fanatic badge.

o.O

spugsley

:D

Kevin van der Velden

I've got like, one?

Yeah one, also one on stack overflow

Those two are my only gold badges

Unionhawk

You've been around for months longer. And I don't ask many questions.

:P

That's my excuse

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk 25% of my questions on arqade are famous

Arperum

18:14

I have 1 and a fanatic badge.

Kevin van der Velden

And 50% of my questions on stack overflow are famous

Wandang

i have zero

Unionhawk

Dear skyrim: alt-tab more gracefully. <3 @uni

Wandang

arg

f***....

OrigamiRobot

Most of @spugsley's famous questions are about boning.

fredley

18:15

@OrigamiRobot You're not famous! ಠ_ಠ

Wandang

how am i supposed to get any help . should i like google or something?

impossibru

FAE

26 Famous Questions

Bailey Rowland

Hey guys!

So fine.

Powerlord

Police warned to 'keep their sticky fingers out' of Queen Elizabeth's nuts, court hears. Classy title there, NBC

Unionhawk

4 mins ago, by Unionhawk

Dear skyrim: alt-tab more gracefully. <3 @uni

Powerlord

18:19

@Unionhawk Is it as bad as Valve games used to be?

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk what's the problem? For double cursor there's a fix

Bailey Rowland

@Powerlord LONDON - British police guarding Queen Elizabeth were told to “keep their sticky fingers out” of nuts laid out for guests around Buckingham Palace because the monarch was irked about how many they were eating, a London court heard Thursday.

Unionhawk

Occasional crash to desktop when I try to tab back in.

Bailey Rowland

“(There is) something about the behavior of the police which has upset the Queen,

They liked her nuts.

Lazers

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Q: What is the most cost effective armor value?

Armor is fairly important for tanks in league, as it lowers the physical damage they take from enemies. Armor absorbs a certain percentage of incoming damage to the champion, it is not on a 1:1 scale. For example having 100 armor does not block 100% of incoming damage. Armor also does not scale ...

league-of-legends

OrigamiRobot

18:26

famous

fredley

@OrigamiRobot You're not famous! ಠ_ಠ

Wandang

@Powerlord maybe that old lady should just die and not pretend to be something important

Sterno

Weird. Can we not link to nomination comments?

RedRiderX

@Sterno gaming.stackexchange.com/election/4#comment-204985

not built in for some reason.

Sterno

How do you figure out how to get to it manually?

That also didn't onebox. Oh well

Powerlord

18:35

NEVER frighten a magician. http://t.co/aUlYurdErQ

Tweeted by GeorgeTakei on January 23, 2014 at 6:32 PM

RedRiderX

@Sterno the magic arcana of devtools.

F12 is truly magic

Sterno

Anyway, I left this regarding Blem's:

> In short, I'd like to see you flesh out your nomination if you take it seriously, or withdraw if you don't.

RedRiderX

Eh a valid point

Wipqozn

A super valid point even.

RedRiderX

A super ultra valid point perhaps?

Wipqozn

18:38

Just maybe!

RedRiderX

@Powerlord Reading his tweets in his voice is always enjoyable

FAE

@RedRiderX Less so for me because I know he doesn't post all of them.

RedRiderX

Yeah I suppose so

FAE

He's got like, a team that handles it.

Lazers

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Q: What does this icon do in dota 2?

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q77/s720x720/1623736_711850272182894_1900618601_n.jpg What is the Icon above Spell Steal? And how come I dont have that on my dota?

dota-2

Wandang

18:43

lol those comics are great, thanks @Powerlord

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