The Bridge

OrigamiRobot

20:00

ALL I KNOW IS I LOVE MEAT

kalina

@OrigamiRobot DENIED

Unionhawk

DENIED

badp

@GraceNote I don't think it's healthy to drop part of your diet completely and suddenly

kalina

inb4

OrigamiRobot

DENIED

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

20:00

1

Interior Design

Proposed Q&A site for professionals and enthusiasts

Currently in definition.

2

Censorship

Proposed Q&A site for people interested in how, when, why material is cencored or finding the original content.

Currently in definition.

1

Algorithms

Proposed Q&A site for students, researchers, developers, scientists etc

Currently in definition.

Unionhawk

Well it's my thing, so nyeh

badp

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Cencorship

Grace Note

@badp Not everyone jumps in from the middle of a major-meat diet, though.

SaintWacko

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment HERE IS A PORN VIDEO FIND ME THE UNCENSORED VERSION

kalina

@SaintWacko flagged

Lazers

20:01

0

Q: Positive and Negatives of PVP

As the title says, what are the positive and negatives of PVP? The whole process of breaking the hippie stone and joining the pvp circle makes it appear as a dangerous move to make as a newbie.

kingdom-of-loathing

Unionhawk

0

Q: Regarding the "Content Violation" close reason

Proposal: Spam Review The definition of "Spam" in the SE Network Policy is: Spam. Users that do not publish meaningful content, use deceptive means to generate revenue or traffic, or whose primary purpose is affiliate marketing, will be suspended. We are not going to be spamming the networ...

technology

SaintWacko

@kalina Counter flagged

Unionhawk

This has gone too far, MSO

kalina

@SaintWacko counter counter flagged

Grace Note

@Unionhawk That's Discuss

KernelPanic

20:03

@Sterno This is really old, but yes it does suck.

SaintWacko

@kalina Counter counter counter flagged

kalina

@KernelPanic Sterno is really old too

Unionhawk

> November 24, `12

Sterno

My opinion is finally validated!

Let me write this in my diary.

Trent Hawkins

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment All answers should have black bars over ██████ sentences.

Unionhawk

20:03

...Holy crap that's old

kalina

@Sterno you better, you're so senile you'll forget it in a minute

KernelPanic

@Unionhawk I was just browsing the transcript, and found it.

@kalina web.archive.org/web/20131211200516/http://…

kalina

and why do I care about that?

SaintWacko

What are common reasons for censorship?
The most common reasons for censorship are █████████ and ████████████. ████████ occurs quite often, as well.

Kevin van der Velden

@KernelPanic you're linking an archive... of an archive?

SaintWacko

20:06

Why is it that ████████ is censored?

KernelPanic

@kalina Can't hear you without a ping mate.

SaintWacko

This could be fun

kalina

My real name is ████████ ████████ █████

KernelPanic

@KevinvanderVelden That archive is even more reliable than the current archive.

kalina

@KernelPanic I am not your "mate"

Sterno

20:07

Now we'll have an archive of the archive of the archive

KernelPanic

@kalina Sebrina.

Lazers

0

Q: Pokemon with abilities that synergize well with certain attacks

As the title says, what are some Pokemon, or abilities rather that can bring out the full potential of certain moves? For example, Dynamic Punch is a great move but only has 50% accuracy. A Machamp with no guard however can always hit Dynamic Punch 100% of the time, turning it from a risky move ...

pokemon-xy pokemon pokemon-sixth-gen

Unionhawk

@kalina scribbles notes

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno google cache of waybackmachine of transcript?

badp

@kalina Rebecca Renee Black?!?! I knew it!

KernelPanic

20:07

@kalina Right.

kalina

@badp rofl

KernelPanic

I need to eat before I passout.

Unionhawk

@kalina IS RB: DATA ACCEPTED

kalina

@KernelPanic please pass out

3

KernelPanic

@kalina Can't do that now.

Unionhawk

20:08

@kalina such meab

kalina

do it while stood at the top of a flight of stairs

KernelPanic

I've eaten a banana, and I'm fine again.

badp

I had to check wikipedia to get her middle name, which implies that Rebecca Black has a wikipedia page.

Oh well.

Kevin van der Velden

@KernelPanic spit the banana out, problem solved

kalina

@badp most importantly, you googled details about Rebecca Black

KernelPanic

20:09

@KevinvanderVelden It's already digesting

badp

@kalina in an incognito window.

FEichinger

@kalina Now, now, this is mean of you to say.

Kevin van der Velden

@KernelPanic puke it out then

kalina

@badp and then after googling, you wikipedia'd it

badp

@kalina Yes.

KernelPanic

20:10

@badp How do we mute someone?

kalina

@badp and then, you announced the fact to a chat room, that gets indexed by google

badp

@KernelPanic You can mute anyone by clicking on their avatar

@kalina Yes, but chat has a terrible google ranking.

At least in my experience.

kalina

@badp oh no, no worries, I was just making sure that the situation was fully understood

also

woo somebody just put me on ignore?

KernelPanic

Not you.

kalina

DAMMIT

SaintWacko

20:11

@kalina Now we shall have a conversation, to confuse them

Awww

Unionhawk

This is the most motivating video I have ever seen in my life

►

kalina

haha @SaintWacko

@SaintWacko that's the best thing I've ever read

Yuki

Clearly, they set me on ignore since I'm such a talker.

Arperum

@kalina I think @KevinvanderVelden might be ignored now.

kalina

hmmm

true

SaintWacko

20:12

@kalina I agree that is incredibly brilliant

kalina

you know what, this is interrupting my pizza

SaintWacko

@Arperum such is my suspicion, as well

Unionhawk

You're just now realizing this?

kalina

which is called a vegetarian supreme

FEichinger

Why would anybody ignore @kalina? It's not like she's mean or something. She's totally innocent and angelic and all that nonsense.

KernelPanic

20:13

What's the difference between hiding someones posts, and ignoring them?

kalina

because it's supremely vegetarian

@KernelPanic clue is in the names

SaintWacko

@FEichinger Careful, there. You're going to collapse the Bridge under the weight of all that untruth

kalina

@FEichinger I am completely innocent and angelic

I've never been mean once during my entire time here

and even if you find proof to the contrary, I will deny it

it will always be fabricated

FEichinger

@kalina This is completely untrue.

SaintWacko

@kalina Deny, deny, deny

Yuki

20:14

@kalina SERVERFAULT

kalina

just like American foreign policy

KernelPanic

@SaintWacko Sounds like UAC.

badp

It is a common misconception to read kalina's posts as if they were written in English

kalina

I am an angel

FEichinger

@kalina You are not, by any means, "innocent". Not by the slightest stretch.

kalina

20:15

and I am innocent

Yuki

@kalina A fallen angel.

kalina

the naughtiest thing I've ever done, was set fire to a church full of people during Sunday mass

badp

Do angels have coffee?

FEichinger

I'm not debating the angel part, because that goes to places I'm not touching with a ten-foot pole.

kalina

wait, I might have dreamt that one

Braiam

20:15

@Yuki a fallen pony

badp

@FEichinger Bakery?

@FEichinger Also, a ten-foot pole?

Arperum

@badp No. DAMMIT.

kalina

@FEichinger angel... cake...

Arperum

@kalina NO.

kalina

@badp he's exaggerating the size of his penis

badp

20:16

goes back to his tablet

Braiam

...

Grace Note

PHAAAAABLET

kalina

@badp is that seven inches or ten inches?

badp

My Nexus 7 is 7 inches.

It is not a phablet.

FEichinger

@kalina Oh, snap.

kalina

20:17

@badp you're right, it doesn't have any phone components

therefore, is, by definition, not a phablet

FEichinger

@kalina Oh for heaven's sake ... Not this again.

Grace Note

@badp I didn't think it was but I had to get it out of my system.

kalina

if you want to talk phablets, talk to @PrivatePansy

he has the biggest one here

Unionhawk

Oh my

badp

The Nexus 10 also isn't a phablet... I think

kalina

20:18

@badp not a phone

SaintWacko

@badp Nope

Flablet

kalina

phablet is a phone with a large screen

typically above 5 inches in size

badp

@GraceNote Good, good. Letting the murder out of our systems slowly is always good for our collective health.

SaintWacko

Or a phaaaaabulous tablet

FEichinger

@SaintWacko *phabulous

kalina

20:19

@SaintWacko NO

Grace Note

@badp Good for my health too.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina NO

Grace Note

@SaintWacko I did in fact extend the vowel.

SaintWacko

@FEichinger I did think about that

badp

Otherwise you end up with this:

7 hours ago, by badp

hence, the existence of coffee, or its essential quality of having assumed enough of it, depend on my mental monadic interpretation of Maybe JSON Container IO Either Murder MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER **EXTERMINATE**

Unionhawk

20:19

@OrigamiRobot NO

FEichinger

@FEichinger YES

kalina

@FEichinger phabulet?

SaintWacko

@kalina YES

Slurpee

@kalina I have an HTC One Max, I love it.

I think I might have the biggest one now.

kalina

@Slurpee H is not a vowel, therefore you use "a", not "an"

Unionhawk

20:20

@kalina Debatable.

kalina

ONLY IF YOU'RE AMERICAN

Unionhawk

Which I am.

SaintWacko

@kalina No, a/an depends on how it's said, now how it's written

kalina

and we all know, Americans can't speak English

Braiam

@kalina you are american...

4

SaintWacko

20:20

Or are you one of those people who say "a herb"?

kalina

@Braiam Flagged as asshat

4

Unionhawk

Someone pin that pls

The non-linked reply sells it so much

Slurpee

@kalina 'An' is used for vowel SOUNDS. 'H' as a letter has a vowel sound (aytch).

FEichinger

@kalina Flagged as ... Oh, geez, people, stop it already.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Flagged as YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

OrigamiRobot

20:21

Jan 14 at 11:56, by kalina

that's 3 an hour over a 24 hour period

kalina

@OrigamiRobot hey I'm not perfect

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot @kalina BAM

OrigamiRobot

Nov 19 at 23:23, by kalina

from happy to violently ill within an hour

Nov 18 at 13:04, by kalina

it's in an hour

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot WHO'S AMERICAN NOW?

Grace Note

1 min ago, by Braiam

@kalina you are american...

SaintWacko

20:22

@Unionhawk I'm still American

kalina

oh gee, I'm just going to afk while you get this out of y'all systems

Unionhawk

@GraceNote EXACTLY

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk STILL ME

SaintWacko

@kalina think you'll be back in an hour?

FEichinger

@kalina Eat your goddamn pizza already.

@SaintWacko No, in a hour, duh.

kalina

20:22

I'm gonna go sit in my veehickle and drive round

SaintWacko

@FEichinger :D

FEichinger

God, that sounds awful when you try to pronounce it ...

SaintWacko

@FEichinger Exactly. It's a glottal stop

Grace Note

@FEichinger Naw, just pronounce it like you do with a herb.

kalina

and start talking like, all proper valleyspeak

SaintWacko

20:23

@GraceNote ...Same thing

FEichinger

Just ... no ... Terrible.

SaintWacko

a- erb

Doesn't work

Not at all

kalina

herb has a H

FEichinger

Also, ^

kalina

do you say "an hotel"?

no you don't

Grace Note

20:23

Naw, when you write it as "a herb" the H would be pronounced, unlike "an herb".

kalina

now back off

before fire is summoned

Slurpee

Just... read English.SE

22

A: Do you use "a" or "an" before acronyms?

The important point to remember is the following: Written language is a representation of the spoken word. Thus, the answer is "If the word following the indefinite article begins with a vowel sound, use an; if it begins with a consonant sound, use a." In the case of initialisms and acronymns,...

FEichinger

Kalina has it all right, except for the HTC.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Because it's not pronounced with a vowel sound.

SaintWacko

@kalina No, but hotel is pronounced "hotel" not "otel"

Grace Note

20:24

So clearly with hours it'd be the same. "An hour" for the right, "A hour" for when y'pronounce the H.

SaintWacko

@GraceNote Who the hell pronounces the h in hour?

kalina

@SaintWacko I do

Grace Note

@SaintWacko Anyone who writes it "a hour" I'd guess. I can only assume as much.

Slurpee

@SaintWacko Or the 'H' in whip?

FEichinger

@SaintWacko Bad people. Evil people. People that pronounce the H in HTC like the H in hotel.

Braiam

20:25

@Slurpee Y U LINKING TO THE NOT ACCEPTED/UPBOATED ANSWER?

Grace Note

@Slurpee Oh, stop being wheird.

SaintWacko

@kalina Seriously? You should record this and post it somewhere

FEichinger

@Slurpee "hwip" is the worst.

kalina

@SaintWacko ...

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum Jeah the first person to ignore me.

kalina

20:26

@SaintWacko I do not vish for you people to be making fun of ze accent zat I speak with

OrigamiRobot

Jan 9 at 12:31, by kalina

first time you use an SSD

Unionhawk

(@Braiam now that the edit timer is up, and you've got to live with your mistakes, @kalina isn't actually American, in case you didn't catch that)

OrigamiRobot

S IS NOT A VOWEL

FEichinger

@kalina Pizza finished yet? If not, EAT YOUR PIZZA.

Slurpee

@OrigamiRobot But S has a vowel SOUND.

kalina

20:26

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

Braiam

@Unionhawk EEEEEEEK! KALINA IS NOT AMERICAN?

SaintWacko

We're going to Hwip @kalina with Herbs in about a Hour at an otel

See?

It sounds silly

OrigamiRobot

@Slurpee Yes, that's my point.

kalina

@Braiam No, I am European

FEichinger

@kalina YOU'RE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, TOO, SO I FIGURED I'D TRY THAT.

@SaintWacko I laughed way too ard at that.

kalina

20:27

@FEichinger AT NO POINT DID I TELL YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

...and beg for your life

Braiam

@kalina I know.... since eons ago... ponies born in comerica...

FEichinger

@kalina ... Hold on ... What.

SaintWacko

@kalina snrk

Unionhawk

I don't even.

FEichinger

Weird Bridge is weird.

Kevin van der Velden

20:28

@kalina wait, @FEichinger is a civilian now? Or are there to many guards to zip-tie?

Unionhawk

URWEIRD

SaintWacko

I love this place

FEichinger

Weird @kalina is weird.

Unionhawk

11 secs ago, by Unionhawk

URWEIRD

FEichinger

Crazy @GraceNote is crazy, but that's the usual.

kalina

20:28

@KevinvanderVelden if he was a civilian, I wouldn't ask, I'd just shoot

FEichinger

So I'm ... I'm just gonna sit here and ... leave you all alone for a few. Have ... fun with ... whatever you're doing.

OrigamiRobot

Dec 4 at 21:47, by kalina

and it's actually designed as an MMO

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina aah true true, but! You'd shoot him completely innocently

Unionhawk

@kalina So he'd be a guard then

OrigamiRobot

M ISN'T A VOWEL EITHER

Grace Note

20:29

@FEichinger I'd rant about crazy rats but that doesn't really work in text.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot I am going to fly over to NC just to bitchslap you soon

2

SaintWacko

@kalina loses

FEichinger

@GraceNote ... I'm ... just ... what. No. You. Crazy.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Awww, I'll give you a big hug.

SaintWacko

@kalina Sore loser, hm?

@OrigamiRobot I think you mean "an ug"

kalina

20:30

-.-

Grace Note

@FEichinger It's a conversational infinite loop. Pulling off looping conversation in text is... well it'd be disetiquetteous.

Unionhawk

Oh god the crazy rats...

OrigamiRobot

Sep 11 at 14:39, by kalina

but with an FPS that might be a different story

tsk tsk

Unionhawk

This is hilarious.

Braiam

@OrigamiRobot are you a hexcavator?

kalina

20:31

your just going to keep finding more

Yuki

Wait, why is @OrigamiRobot archive-diving for @kalina's messages?

kalina

xD

FEichinger

@kalina ....

SaintWacko

@GraceNote I'm curious now

OrigamiRobot

11 mins ago, by kalina

@Slurpee H is not a vowel, therefore you use "a", not "an"

Yuki

20:31

@OrigamiRobot Ah.

FEichinger

@kalina I guess this counts as an inb4 ... Damn you.

kalina

xD

OrigamiRobot

@Yuki Also, it's pronounce "arc-diving"

Grace Note

@SaintWacko Drop by NY next time in the office and I'll give a demonstration if you find me.

Unionhawk

1 min ago, by FEichinger

@kalina ....

Yuki

20:32

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, I did pronounce like that.

kalina

@Unionhawk xD

FEichinger

23 secs ago, by kalina

xD

kalina

@FEichinger xD

Unionhawk

nice.

Yuki

`I just didn't type it as "arc-diving".

FEichinger

20:32

... Oh screw you.

Unionhawk

Well done, you two

Grace Note

Welp. You broke her.

Braiam

28 secs ago, by Unionhawk

1 min ago, by FEichinger

@kalina ....

kalina

@Braiam xD

FEichinger

@GraceNote Mission accomplished, I suppose.

Unionhawk

20:33

Like, finishing each other's sentences here, or something. How cute.

kalina

I'm going to finish my pizza now

Grace Note

Enjoy your many-veggies pizza.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk You do realize this gets creepier every time you try to insinuate it, right?

kalina

@GraceNote my supremely vegetable pizza

is nom

but now it's cold

Braiam

@kalina I wouldn't...

Unionhawk

20:34

@FEichinger Yeah, a little.

kalina

so I'm going to have to warm it up

Grace Note

@kalina SALAD PIZZA

Braiam

@kalina that's why

kalina

NOT QUITE SALAD PIZZA

it has no lettuce on it

or cucumber

Braiam

COLD SALAD PIZZA?

FEichinger

20:35

@Unionhawk Great. Now realize it more.

Grace Note

@kalina You can fix this. Lettuce help you with that.

kalina

ZOMG

FEichinger

@GraceNote That ... that one was nice.

kalina

STOP WITH THE SALAD PIZZA

I don't an lettuce any #have

FEichinger

@kalina Well, I told you you should eat it instead of talking here. >.>

kalina

20:35

#lettuceless

Unionhawk

@FEichinger shrug I like to make dumb jokes on the internet sometimes.

FEichinger

... Now she's hashtagging. Someone, call a medic.

Unionhawk

But I will agree, that one was a bit much.

kalina

#needamedic

Grace Note

@FEichinger Why thank you.

FEichinger

20:36

@GraceNote Any time, crazy person.

kalina

@FEichinger when I come under fire I can #handleit

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Oh, I don't really mind it all that much, but it does get a little awkward.

@kalina ... I had to re-read that three times now.

And I'm still not convinced there isn't an innuendo in there. o.ô

Unionhawk

@FEichinger There probably isn't, actually. I think that's just you this time.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk It's her subconscious, I bet!

kalina

►

time linked

FEichinger

20:39

@kalina ... You have got to be kidding me.

kalina

xD

FEichinger

....

kalina

.....

Unionhawk

......

FEichinger

.......

kalina

20:40

................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌................................................................

Unionhawk

well that escalated quickly

FEichinger

@kalina This does not count. It's not a +1, it's a +anumberimnotgoingtocount

Unionhawk

Also, inb4 android hell

kalina

there are no androids

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Shhh, we've been working so hard on this.

OrigamiRobot

20:41

@kalina How mad would you be if I started using commas as ellipses?

Unionhawk

,,,

kalina

@OrigamiRobot it wouldn't matter, you're on ignore

...

Grace Note

@FEichinger I was going to but then I realized I don't have Cream on this machine and I'm far too lazy to count by any other means.

kalina

###

quick, fill chat with lots of nonsense

well, more nonsense than usual

Unionhawk

►

FEichinger

20:44

@kalina That is, I believe, not possible.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger It is possible.

FEichinger

@GraceNote Did I mention that you're crazy? Yes? Well, I'll say it again: You're crazy.

kalina

HELP

I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A DOG

Unionhawk

It has been done.

@kalina Not sure what you want us to do about that

FEichinger

@kalina Y U NO LOCK DOOR?

OrigamiRobot

20:45

@kalina GIVE HIM YOUR PIZZA

kalina

he just stuck his nose in my pizza and then left without taking any

this is just the worst day of my life

Slurpee

@kalina No dogs would want a vegetarian pizza.

OrigamiRobot

@Slurpee THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T TAKE ANY

Slurpee

@OrigamiRobot Exactly.

FEichinger

OrigamiRobot

20:47

Glad I can count on you guys

kalina

(redacted)

Slurpee

██████████

Grace Note

@FEichinger It has auto-char-count!

FEichinger

@GraceNote YOU'RE STILL CRAZY FOR CONSIDERING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Grace Note

Could find it out faster than it takes me to see what time it is on the computer clock.

kalina

20:49

the correct number of letters in my name is as follows: ████████ █████ █████

enjoy brute forcing that

FEichinger

████████ ██████ ██████ ████ █████████

Grace Note

Too much censory deprivation for me to bother.

Trent Hawkins

Oh good. I started a 'thing'.

kalina

@TrentHawkins ██ ███ ██████

Braiam

@Trent you are the trend

OrigamiRobot

20:52

@GraceNote Ouch,,,

FEichinger

@FEichinger Actually the letter-mask of my name, in case anyone didn't get it.

user15026

Whee. Fell face first on a concrete sidewalk, landing on my grocery bag that had chips and salsa in. Took me a minute to get up, one woman thought the salsa was blood. Good times.

spugsley

hi guys :)

Sterno

Comedy gold

user15026

Mostly pissed that I had to go back and get new chips and salsa.

kalina

20:55

@AshleyNunn :(

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn R.I.P. salsa

kalina

what a waste of delicious salsa

FEichinger

@Sterno Nicely timed.

kalina

did you get sour cream to go with the salsa?

spugsley

@AshleyNunn are you ok? :(

user15026

20:56

I already have some :)

Lazers

0

Q: Tekkit weird fluctuating fps while playing

I have a really weird problem with my tekkit client. My fps seems to be fine but my game is constantly "Skipping frames?" When pressing F3+Shift you can see more detailed information. (Circle with different colors) It seems like the unspecified type is fluctuating 1% higher and 1% lower several ...