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09:02
Time travel is up there with teleportation on my list of "Things that would make sleep more possible and less likely to make me late"
09:17
Do doooo do do doo
Boredom
@kalina Same.
Time to go edit stack overflow I guess
boo
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09:39
> CRITICAL HIT! A fog of Russian dressing vapor deals 114 damage to your opponent before rising to form a cloud overhead. New spell damage record!
yesterday, by Arperum
> CRITICAL HIT! You summon a geyser of piping hot Neapolitan sauce, which erupts from the ground beneath your opponent, scorching it for 1650 damage.
@boo Is KoL slow for you? I find the game loads very, very slowly, for something that's mostly text based
boo
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@PrivatePansy No it's not
@boo That one is my current personal best :)
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@Arperum What level are you?
09:42
@boo lvl 11 at the time of that record.
boo
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@Arperum Yeah I'm level 6
You just need to crit against a monster that is weak vs the element of your spell.
boo
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@Arperum I see. With buffs I guess.
@boo Not many buffs IIRC I'm in hardcore, so only what I can cast myself. (the lvl 0 sauceror spell for certain, don't know what else was active, not much I think)
boo
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@Arperum What is hardcore?
09:48
@boo Ascension with the limit that noone can send you items/buffs/ some other things.
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@Arperum Ok
Edit all the things
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Lol the imps are hilarious
> You're fighting a P imp
@boo You also need to do a hardcore ascension without using any clover to unlock bad moon the next ascension, the "everything is terrible and hates you" ascension option. you shouldn't be caring any bit at all about ascensions yet though.
boo
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> You're fighting a G imp
@Arperum I don't even understand them yet
> You're fighting a L imp
09:51
@boo The game will explain at the correct time.
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Deep Imp Act
@boo I don't remember that, non-combat event or something? I might have just forgotten the name.
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@Arperum Yeah
I'm doing the grove of the Deep Fat Friars
@boo I have done the mainquest over there, still one sidequest open it seems thoguh, but too lazy to do it. Working on other things/quests.
boo
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09:58
0
Q: Does being drunk have any downsides?

booAs I drink more beverages, my drunkenness slowly increases. Does this have any effect on my abilities, negative or otherwise? I haven't noticed any impairment at all until I'm fall-down-drunk at which point I can't do anything at all.

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Q: Does being drunk have any downsides?

booAs I drink more beverages, my drunkenness slowly increases. Does this have any effect on my abilities, negative or otherwise? I haven't noticed any impairment at all until I'm fall-down-drunk at which point I can't do anything at all.

@boo Yes, it is called getting a hangover!
Zzz words with friends
@boo Answered.
incase you missed something on youtube this year just watch this video and you have caught up
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10:14
@Blem There were references I should have got but didn't
e.g. ERB
I am sure I missed a lot of references also
This screen is such a finger print magnet
Oh yeah isn't there a new erb this week?
checks
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@kalina N7?
I guess there isnt
Yeah
@boo she's playing mass effect again?
10:20
N7 screen loves fingerprints
Nope no mass effect
Still got me3 to play to finish my last playthrough
I wrote that epic quest guide and didn't actually play the game
Still on the citadel after Ashley took a cyborg to the face
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Q: is it good or is it not (laptop)

RobinI am planning on buying a laptop. And am in need of some advice. the laptop i have my eyes on has : CPU amd a10 5750M GPU: AMD Radeon HD 8970 2gb Resolution: Full HD Now is the question wil my cpu hold the gpu performance back for gaming?

10:49
0
Q: How to fix Freezone.Reboot reboot cycle?

deed02392For those who have fallen victim to the 'backwards compatibility hack' which allegedly enables the Xbox One to play Xbox 360 games, but in fact results in an 'end-less' boot cycle - is there a solution to breaking out of this cycle and restoring normal operation?

11:01
Zzzz
@kalina sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep
no not sleep time
work time
@kalina but but but... Sleep time is so much better than work time :(
no arguments here
sits here patiently waiting for somebody to complain about the number of edits I've submitted in the last 30 minutes
@kalina complains that the number of edits you've submitted is not high enough
11:07
I don't want to submit more yet, I'll clog up the system
~30-40 edits in 30 minutes on AU is more than a couple of reviewers are going to be able to handle
au?
@TZHX gold, also ask ubuntu
11:37
0
Q: Rapid Sight Acquisition

AnarIn Battlefield 4, the description of TRI BEAM LASER is as follows: Triple Beam laser sight that provides the normal benefits of a laser sight, but with three individual dots for rapid sight acquisition. Now we all know that all laser sights improve the weapon's hip fire accuracy by reduci...

12:16
Yerface
@kalina Editing to improve posts... so rude
Game names dumber than Warface... go!
Medal of honour: war fighter
Call of duty: ghosts - considering the game has no stealth elements
@kalina it's actually 'Medal of Honor'..
12:25
Sterno. Oh wait, you said game names.
zing!
I actually typed it without the u
Blame auto correct
I blame you for using one
I'll blame the United Kingdom
My nexus battery is at 92% and says 4 hours left
12:26
@Sterno Fate/stay night
I'll blame the moonlight.
So wrong
WLAN/3G burn battery life like crazy..
That four hours is wrong though
also, I seem to be very good at breaking batteries
My phone won't last in sleep for a day
my last phone won't last 5 hours idle with a full battery..
12:28
Considering it seems to be caused by a moment when the device thought I was recharging
I=it
Heh and i thought my phone was bad
The only thing I don't like about the Facebook app on Windows 8 is that it has autocorrect
and there's no way to turn it off
Sure there is, uninstall it and use the browser
@kalina uninstall it and quit facebook.
I don't want to use facebook in browser
it makes it too easy for the sites I visit to know who I am
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@KevinvanderVelden Quit Facebook. Quit Twitter. Quit Reddit.
12:33
and some of them are like "HEY [myname], WE KNOW YOU'RE ON FACEBOOK, LIKE US NOW AND LEAVE A COMMENT PLYS"
@boo stay on the bridge for smart discourse
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@KevinvanderVelden uh....
@KevinvanderVelden where's the smart in here?
I fail to see it.
@3ventic Once they know that, you are doomed
@3ventic well you came in and scared it away :(
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12:33
@3ventic @fbueckert in a suit is as smart as it gets in here
That was the fastest 3 replies to a message of mine so far, good job.
@KevinvanderVelden This is what I do.
@3ventic install ghostery, resolves internet stalking
2 different messages
I'll start worrying about websites knowing who I am when someone explains to me how it negatively affects me.
Bridge has malware! Run away!
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@KevinvanderVelden Meta that shit up
@KevinvanderVelden Also, are you sure you don't have some kind of lovely package virus?
12:38
@KevinvanderVelden I knew we had some bad apples here ...
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Q: Efficent ways to lure animals

AndalurAre there any items in the Direwolf20 pack that allow you to lure animals into your farm more efficiently than by vanilla means?

@boo mostly sure, I was looking for something in the transcript
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@KevinvanderVelden Ah
@boo yeah, just chrome going "Ooh how lovely, an image. Let us load it and be merry... wait? WHAT IS THIS? LOVELYPACKAGE???? ABORT ABORT ABORT"
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HamStare @RedRiderX
@RedRiderX ಠ_ಠ
@KevinvanderVelden Lovely Package runs on Wordpress.
12:40
@boo yeah, that's the real wtf ofcourse.
13 mins ago, by Kevin van der Velden
user image
Your fault
@KevinvanderVelden !?
@RedRiderX a wallpaper you pasted is hosted on a website that also serves malware (wordpress got hacked probably) and thus chrome is panicking
Around the incident when fredley got banned for a certain spider picture.
!!!?!?!
I...
Wow.
12:51
I have an incredibly important existential, even ontological question.
Is it coffee time if I can't remember whether or not I've had coffee yet today?
@RedRiderX Wordpress is YOUR fault now!
@badp no, it is tea time.
Oh NOES
I blame @RedRiderX for all the troubles I'm having!
Oh my gosh!
12:52
@KevinvanderVelden I'm not much of a tea guy.
@badp but basically, if you can't remember if you've had coffee, you haven't had coffee yet.
Or certainly not enough coffee
Wait so could the image be infected now?
hence, the existence of coffee, or its essential quality of having assumed enough of it, depend on my mental monadic interpretation of Maybe JSON Container IO Either Murder MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER **EXTERMINATE**
sorry, I dunno if I've had enough coffee but I did do have enough Haskell
@RedRiderX theoretically yeah, but probably no
Might be okay I guess.
12:55
@badp uuh yeah, just go get some coffee. Probably best for everyone involved.
@RedRiderX yeah, chrome just sees the domain name and panicks, nothing to worry about in a case like this.
Yeah I guess so.
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Q: What types of discovery are there and how do I share them?

Assylum I was playing Black Flag while being with a friend on Teamspeak, who is also my friend on UPlay. After a while he mentioned that I shared a chest with him and how I did it. Fact is, I do not now how I activated it. The chest (blue on the map) held 1000 Reales for each of us. There is also an ac...

@Sterno This is so true.
boo
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13:22
@Sterno Spot on
Nooooooo
I lost the Lat Hope of a Fidgeting Writer. :(
I was so close!
oh wow, new castle in the clouds in the sky is weird
@RedRiderX *Last Hope
@Sconibulus Yes it is.
@Sconibulus Have you played since the nemesis quest got expanded to the tropical island volcanoe? Otherwise: go do that questline, there is a new familiar for every class to get!
No, I haven't but I think I'm in the middle of a bad moon prerun
13:55
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Q: Error with installing the Forge source

Daniel DariusI try to install the forge source (build number 953) but when i run install.cmd it shows this error: ================ Forge ModLoader Setup Start =================== MCP Detected already, not downloading Setting up MCP Patching commands.py patching file commands.py Commands patch applied suc...

at least, I'm level 11 with a disassembled clover in inventory and no obvious clovers used
@Sconibulus Ah, in that case your not going to do it of course.
I'll check it out with my multi
I permaunlocked bad moon when I played before. 100% black cat + bad moon run is terrible
I think that was my goal this time
13:58
@Sconibulus no more preruns after that.
@RedRiderX You know, I've never really calculated how many Tales of Terror it takes on average to reach that point
yeah, and it would mean I don't need to do it all back to back to complete my brimstone
@PrivatePansy I think I got to the last stage.
It was my first try too.
@Sconibulus I don't even know anymore what brimstone item I have...
You used just one Tales of Terror to get there?
14:01
@Arperum honestly I don't remember which piece I have either
It might be the beret?
@PrivatePansy Yeah.
Also, the dating sim / RPG part of Fire Emblem: Awakening is stupid and hilarious
Bored
B
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14:03
E
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@Sconibulus I did a accordeon thief BM run I think, no idea what that gives.
I didn't mean to post b by itself
BORNo.EED is not a word.
But mobile chat...
@Arperum It could be a name.
14:04
You guys sound like a cheerleader squad
Born O. Eed
Posted it by accident and it was easier to post the rest than delete it
@PrivatePansy GIVE ME A B
GIVE ME AN O
GIVE ME AN R
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME A D
SET FIRE TO @REDRIDERX!!!!! wooooooo yaaaaaay
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SOOOONIIIIICCCCCCCC RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
You reminded me of
14:07
@Arperum Accordion Thief is the beret. I can't remember what I got and can't navigate the top menu on mobile
A gecko just crawled out from under my keyboard
I have no idea how it got there
...
@Sconibulus Yeah, AT gives the beret.
14:08
Ahh! I can click on my character, and then click on ascensions. My bad moon run was a sauceror
@kalina ERROR, DEER BREED ERODED.
...
oh wow, I don't have most of the stainless steel
@Sconibulus I think I've done... three BM runs. All terrible.
14:09
I thought I did based on number of hardcore runs, but 7 of them were oxy, and most of the others were seal clubber or pastamancer
@Sconibulus I haven't finished any of the ascension sets.
haven't ascended at all since challenge mode came out
@Sconibulus Seems it was a DB and not an AT, I did a pastamancer oxygenarian as run in for my bad moon run...
I have half of the plexiglass equipment though.
I did pastamancer teetotaler
but yeah, I need to do the bad moon black cat next I think
14:11
I'm currently in a trendy run, that started whenever that was the current challenge...
then I can do whatever I want
Why is @3ventic red?
Bad things happen when you go red, trust me.
I like putting on full plexi post NS
@OrigamiRobot Because he got Hitlerstabbed.
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Q: What to do without copper?

ZibbobzSo the latest update to Starbound has kind of left me in a very awkward spot. Exploring my first planet's surface, I've found an absolute abundance of Iron, a surprising smattering of silver, and an unheard-of abundance of gold! And all of this would be great...except that I am completely under...

14:15
YOU BANNED 3VENTIC? YOU BASTARDS
Wait what?
He suddenly went back to blue. confusion
I guess someone flagged his image?
Oh wow.
My flag on meta has been active for like three days now. This makes me sad.
14:17
Problem is, I didn't see any flags pop up.
I guess so.
> This user has been automatically suspended for posting inappropriate content and cannot chat for 21 minutes.
Jup, he got banned according to his profile
I am on mobile so didn't see the flag
I'm not on mobile and I didn't see the flag either.
but I got pinged about it in another channel because "whenever there are flags in the bridge you're usually involved"
14:18
Likewise. Mobile sucks.
To be fair, his image did include very inappropriate language.
I'm not on mobile and I didn't see it... oh wait I'm a noob low-ish rep user
@kalina That user requires complete destruction.
Also, good morning, Bridge.
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CHEMICAL WARFARE
I mean... ahem
if only I was a modrator
I see I got pinged a bit because my cat was being a jerk.
14:25
Only 14 minutes until the glorious return of @3ventic
HELP
I'M BEING CENSORED
OPPRESSED BY THE REGIME
I duno, some mods just deleted me linking two things to chat
I don't care really
I'd hope people would flag that or leave it alone
Otherwise you just look mad with power
@Sterno It was a link to a offensive "answer". Not something to flag really
14:27
@KevinvanderVelden That's why the "leave it alone" option is there
WHY FLAG ME?
I'm innocent
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like always
I guess you'll have to ask @MadScientist about it.
in...no...cent...what is this word?
@tombull89 me, I am innocent
@tombull89 I've heard it is a word for people who aren't perverts. But this is the bridge so surely no such people would be here?
14:29
@tombull89 Uncorrupted by evil, malice, or wrongdoing; sinless:
That's me!
completely uncorrupted, never do anything wrong
@kalina Because the posts themself were also deleted.
I can say it with a straight face therefore it must be true
@Arperum that's not the way it works
@kalina True, but that might be why the moderator who killed it on the site also killed it over here to reduce amount of offensive content everywhere.
5 mins ago, by kalina
I don't care really
If what @kalina did was really considered offensive, it should be flagged, the community can decide, and if they agree she should get a timeout. If not, the messages shouldn't be deleted. This is as weird middle ground where one person decided to just nuke them.
I don't like middle ground. It's the worst ground.
I also don't like this donut, but I'm eating it anyway.
14:34
She's just whining for no reason.
@Sterno how could you not like a donut! It's a donut, whats not to like?
@Sterno should change his name to @VoiceofReason.
It tastes like despair.
If I got banned for linking content to chat that needed community action, I'd flip
@kalina Yeah, that'd be pretty dumb.
14:35
there would be fire and earthquakes and the ground would open up under you
people would die.
Didn't that happen to @fbueckert?
I think that might be an overreaction to it.
@Fluttershy Yes
@Sterno it would prevent it from happening again
@kalina Only because you'd be in prison.
Or a top secret military facility, if you really can cause earthquakes.
14:37
Also, re: LoL image... I feel like that was a valid flag. Being reminded that I play a game that's host to such a toxic community is offensive.
But I didn't flag it. I can't flag on mobile.
Clearly, @kalina is Avalanche.
I can't do anything fun on mobile. :(
> Avalanche briefly left the Brotherhood to attempt to blackmail the state of California into paying him a large sum of money to prevent him from using his mutant power to trigger a major earthquake.
@kalina The posts were gone, no need to still keep copies of offensive posts in chat. And it saves a few clicks for anyone else that might try to flag them
Oh, I thought you meant Cloud, Barret, Tifa, etc. Avalanche!
14:38
She's wearing a hat in that pic so we can't tell that she never actually dyed her hair purple.
@Sterno "She"?
@badp Don't judge!
Whoo, met the new boss...
@Yuki What game?
14:42
@Arperum My job.
Are you playing on hardmode?
@Yuki How repetitive are the quests? Or are they really good
@Arperum Most of quests are pretty easy, but the rewards are a little on the low side.
I'm currently in the middle of this big lore arc.
@badp lol
14:46
@kalina Like when I got banned for linking an answer that needed flags?
quick question to all;
does ps4 came out with any patches for the over-heating problem?
@OrigamiRobot And people keep telling me there is no such thing as a flag troll.
@cengizUzun Use an ice pack.
@Sterno you're the flag troll
If you don't believe in the the flag troll, substitute the word "idiot" instead.
14:47
@cengizUzun Patch: Upgrade your PC and use that.
In all seriousness, I don't think they have yet.
@Yuki cant update it in every 2 years :( someday i hope i will be able to do it though
@Yuki Not sure they can even patch something like that.
@cengizUzun meh, last time I updated (part) of mine was 3 years or so
That's more a hardware issue than anything else.
A proper patch is cracking it open and fixing whatever Sony cheaped out on.
Solution: Buy a Wii U and get Monster Hunter.
14:50
@fbueckert yeah... i am thinking the same... on the other hand... i want to play ghost on 1080p
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Q: How drunk is too drunk?

booDifferent drinks get me drunk at different speeds, is there any way of knowing how drunk a drink will make me? How drunk do I need to get before I become fall-down-drunk?

Right now, "every 3 years" should be fine and "every 5 years" still workable. Just calculate how much spare income you have per month, multiply by 36 to 60, and that's how much you should be able to comfortably spend on a new PC system (+ peripherals).
@Yuki Yes, the Wii U doesn't overheat. And playing Monster Hunter requires more skill than any CoD game, anyways.
@cengizUzun The price of a PS4 would be more than enough for me to upgrade my machine.
@Lazers @boo you love those titles... huh?
14:52
@OrigamiRobot i am not in states... plus you buy a console once and good for 7 years min
Huh. For some reason, I thought Tales of Xillia 2 was coming out early next year.
@cengizUzun Honestly, once you upgrade your PC to current best specs, it's usually good for another 7 years too. I didn't upgrade my PC for 5 years and it was still running all the games fine. I just had the money to buy a new processor and graphics card.
@cengizUzun And a PC lasts more then 2 years.
@Yuki I haven't upgraded my computer for...several years, at this point.
I had to replace the video card, but other than that, it's the same.
I only upgrade when i find a deal on a part.
14:56
once you upgrade your pc it to best specs it costs over a k... sometimes a few k
@cengizUzun Then you're doing it wrong.
but i would prefer a pc no questions asked
boo
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@Braiam yup
to me pc is where i play pokemon red and rock my charizard
and ps is for casual fun

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