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@GnomeSlice That alone is proof that the mother is unfit...
@Arperum No kidding >_<
@fredley This is news?
@GnomeSlice Yes
@GnomeSlice Serious political broadcaster gets tattoo.
Sign of the times stuff
16:10
Who cares how many legs this guy's tattoo has
@GnomeSlice Imagine if I got a tattoo of you with the wrong number of legs
@fredley that'd be weird. I mean, a porkchop with a tattoo?
I bet when people get tattoos of birds, they don't have the correct number of feathers.
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Q: Does it matter which floor I build in Tiny Death Star for supply and demand purposes?

Zero StackI have seen answer question about Supply/Demand about Tiny Tower, but is this the same case in Tiny Death Star? I ask this because in Tiny Death Star, it does not show demand percentages when I build a new floor, only quantity of all floors (So I do not think this is a duplicate of that questi...

Welp, this rather large research paper is due next week. Awesome.
16:18
@Unionhawk \o/
@Unionhawk Hopefully you have the time to work on it.
Zojoi: So, let me get this straight: The Shadowgate soundtrack you sent out to backers who funded the Shadowgate remake is, in fact, not the entire soundtrack because the music guy is now recording music for cutscenes.
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Q: Accessing DLC without giving Lordvessel to Frampt or killing Sif

Dominic De CocoIn Dark Souls, I have just defeated Ornstein and Smough and acquired the Lordvessel. Now, if I remember correctly, you can give this to Kingseeker Frampt, but that will make it impossible to join the Darkwraith covenant. I'd rather give it to Darkstalker Kaathe. I have never played past this poin...

oooooooooooo
They do love their Maleficent.
16:34
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Q: Safety in distance on a stock Minecraft server?

oKtosiTeI'm running a stock Minecraft (PC) server that some of my friends and I play on together. We've been looking to get more people to join us, but have been fairly unsuccessful so far. Listing the server publicly would almost certainly change that, but brings the risk of griefing. So my question is...

One of the girls I work with drives me crazy. She keeps telling me she brought taquitos for lunch. Except she's saying "tuh-QWEE-does"...
She also informs me that she wants tacos for dinner, but she has no "tor-TIL-uhs."
@Fluttershy Haha
I love chicken fa-jiy-tas
16:45
Damnit, @fredley
You know my weakness for roguelikes
@SaintWacko I was just teaching @GnomeSlice how to linkbait
Nothing against you
@SaintWacko ;_;
@fredley Oh. Well done, then
16:47
So I am giving away a copy of Worms Clan Wars to a good home
@GnomeSlice Damnit, @GnomeSlice. You know my weakness for roguelikes
on Steam
@fredley OMG that is so awesome what a brilliant find
@GhostToast Worms games are awesome.
@fredley is so good at finding cool things
16:47
@SaintWacko I hate you.
@GnomeSlice :P
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Q: Tiny Death Star bitizens menu

Fat mikedoes anybody understand the order they put the bits in when you hit the star icon in bits menu? On TT it would mean dream jobs but in TDS it's in no order what so ever. I have 4 dream job bits and they are mixed up in the order.

@GnomeSlice want it?
@GhostToast I don't have much to offer in return, unfortunately.
@GnomeSlice that's ok. not looking for anything. i bought a 4 pack and just don't have anyone else who would play it
16:48
...firefox won't let me add twitter to my bookmarks list. How odd.
find me on steam, username GhostToast
@GhostToast Well if you're offering, I'd glady take it off your hands. I love me some Worms. Thanks!
@GhostToast Searching...
same avatar
@fredley It hasn't started yet.
16:49
i'm not on my steam client right now as i am at work. will try to do this through web
@GhostToast I can't find you. Here's mine though: steamcommunity.com/id/GnomeSlice
smacks decompiler I said to search the names list for vtable.
@fredley plz
@RedRiderX This is a fun game
16:50
I know for a fact a bunch of classes have them in the names list, so don't tell me "lol not found!!!!!111"
@fredley ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Friend invite sent.
@GhostToast I see you are a worms fan as well? ;]
@GnomeSlice yea i am old school. played virtually every game since worms 1
saddened by lack of players in clan wars
I've only played a couple, but I have really enjoyed all of them.
@fredley ಠ_ಠ
16:51
@fredley Because that's the only one I'll view all day.
I thought it was a PS3 exclusive!
@GnomeSlice sent!
@GnomeSlice YOU'RE ON STEAM
go forth and kill worms
@GhostToast Thank you! =]
@GnomeSlice you're welcome. now back to work i go
@GhostToast Are you interested in any of these?
@SaintWacko inb4
@GnomeSlice Paranautical Activity is cool
16:53
@fredley should be in marketing
@SaintWacko Right now, I am :D
@3ventic I was really disappointed by it.
@fredley Well, perfect then! :P
@GnomeSlice Waiting for co-op
@3ventic I just wasn't impressed with pretty much anything in the game.
16:54
@SaintWacko In that this is a three-person company, so we're all doing everything to some extent
@SaintWacko Why did I think I'd never play it?
@GnomeSlice i am not familiar with any of them. paranautical looks cool as i like roguelikes
@GhostToast I have a steam or desura key if you want one
@OrigamiRobot Because console
@GnomeSlice It isn't anything impressive, but it's still fun
16:55
@3ventic If you liked it, you might take a look at Fancy Skulls
@GnomeSlice steam please, and thank you!
@GnomeSlice You already linked that.
About a week ago maybe
@GhostToast Can you enter steam chat for a moment?
It's an activation code, not a steam gift. Or you can just ping me in here later when you want it.
@GnomeSlice one sec i'm at work
16:57
@GnomeSlice i am on steam web chat but dont see you
I still don't understand Twitter
@GhostToast I messaged you
@GhostToast you sir, have an awesome name.
What should I get for lunch, Bridge?
@Sterno I don't think anyone understands Twitter.
16:58
I can't think of anything I'd ever want to say in 140 characters or less that I want coworkers, friends, and family to all read.
@OrigamiRobot Everything.
@OrigamiRobot What do origami robots usually have?
Various things.
1 min ago, by Sterno
I still don't understand Twitter
@Sterno something something because you're old.
16:58
What about this?
@3ventic Have I linked BloodCrusher ii?
@Krazer thanks!
@GnomeSlice not sure
@GnomeSlice Yes
17:00
@3ventic TOUGH
@3ventic sigh
Should I get Spelunky?
Do you like platformers?
@SaintWacko No, buy me Spelunky instead.
17:02
@fredley I thought this one was.
Ooh
I like GoG
They give you Tyrian 2000 just for signing up
Also, I NEED TO STOP BUYING GAMES
@SaintWacko Me too, but they just keep coming out!
@GnomeSlice I hate you
That looks pretty cool
17:14
@SaintWacko If you get it on IndieGameStand you get a Desura key as well, if you want one (and Steam). Same price.
@3ventic I approve of your methods.
Why can't I type "your" and "not" properly lately?
@OrigamiRobot Because they can't write they're sentences properly.
That's not the improperness I'm talking about.
Lately I always type "you" and "no" when I want to type "your" and "not"
17:19
@3ventic My syntax was fine, MarkDown parser was not
@fredley I didn't say whose fail.
@OrigamiRobot I can relate to that.
Just 11 hours in to our @IndieGameStand pay-what-you-want deal and we're having our single best day on Steam Greenlight!
Awesome!
@fredley Why would you view my screenshot library?
@Powerlord Why not? I'm just looking for linkbait
17:24
Fans of puzzle games are doing themselves a disservice if they don't grab Full Bore in the next four days for whatever they want to pay.
It's so good.
Aside from the terrible voice acting in the trailer. There's no actual voice acting in the game.
This is the most interesting thing in my Steam profile:
....and it appears imgur is blocked here again, so I hope that's the 10 year image and not just the background.
@Powerlord It is
@Powerlord wat. Steam was not a thing 10 years ago.
@fredley Yes it was.
I registered Half-Life 1 with Steam on Halloween 2003.
@Powerlord Wow
Fuck I'm old
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The sky is old
My mind is old
Everything is old
Video games is owls
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@fredley is old, the sky is old
hence, @fredley is the sky
I can't even remember what that owl thing is a quote from. And googling it doesn't turn up any results
@GnomeSlice everyone is fond of owls
17:29
Apparently Valve shut down its old content delivery network.
Everything is now on the SteamPipe delivery system even if it uses compatibility shims.
Which is neat since Valve didn't announce this anywhere and it affects dedicated servers as well.
@fredley My girlfriend is not
at all
@SaintWacko She's lying
Dungeonland went free to play?
I do not require an announcement of every single bundle that is released. That's what news sites are for!
17:38
@Sterno Sorry.
Anyway, I find in interesting that ponies are coming to take over the world.
Wait, what was I saying?
@spyder Do you ever actually chat in here, or do you just post pictures of children's toys.
@GnomeSlice sometimes
17:41
@spyder :P
If you're going to post something, make it something awesome, like a guy punching a bear trap for no good reason
Anyway, I find it interesting that Disney has changed the actress playing Maleficent so quickly. She was played by someone different in season 1 of Once Upon a Time.
@GnomeSlice when I don't play any game ;)
btw, if you'd clicked The Bundle Bundle earlier, you would have noticed the link actually went to ilovebacon.com. :P
@spyder ~It's time to play Team Fortress 2~ Although now is going to be a low point for TF2 now that the Halloween event has ended.
The web series My Life As A Video Game is supposed to launch today on Youtube
We'll see if it actually does.
@Powerlord good idea. I have a lot free time
17:49
How did I miss this official announcement.
wait, why is it only cars now?
=[
@SaintWacko Is she a mouse or a shrew?
@fredley No
@SaintWacko She is Simon Cowell?
Oh, goddamnit
Fuck you, Spelunky
There's a time limit on levels
I hate time limits
@SaintWacko This. So much this.
17:59
@John It's fun to play, but I would not have bought it had I known about the ghost
Jin
Jin
time limits make me want to pee, seriously
This pisses me off
18:05
@fredley I just think the animation is really good.
@GnomeSlice Doesn't matter
Kinda does.
Maybe I'll get used to the ghost time limit
Maybe it's just that the very first game I played, the ghost trapped and killed me with no hope of escape
@Sterno wat
@fredley You're supposed to put a number in there to improve clickability. "5 things you don't know about social Networks' secret agenda that will terrify you"
18:09
@Sterno I know
Whether or not there are actually five things is irrelevant
@Sterno true dat
Also, a title of 50-69 characters is the best length.
Fuckin Sweezy Gunner is so good, I wish he had just put a bit more time into the interface and spellchecked it
@Sterno You're good at this
18:11
Is there some new meme where you post whatever link a person posted as a reply to them or something?
@Powerlord No, @fredley is just making fun of me again
@Powerlord I'm just doing it to GnomeSlice
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@GnomeSlice I'm not making fun
@Powerlord No, @fredley is teaching @GnomeSlice how to post "more meaningful" links.
@fredley Sure seems like it to me
18:12
A marketing guy at my company wrote a blog post about it. Which had a number in the title. And was 62 characters long. I clicked it and read it.
@GnomeSlice In what way?
@Powerlord I just wanted to ping you :D
@fredley You know it isn't funny, right?
@Powerlord I get stars, so I don't care
@fredley You're stealing stars that are rightfully mine.
ლ(ಥ益ಥლ)
Who flagged that
18:14
What a dumb flag.
I appreciate the sentiment, but it's not really offensive
Try harder, flag troll.
@GnomeSlice But don't you see, this is the lesson
Reword titles, get stars
@fredley People are just going to ignore me anyway
Are people flagging stupid things again? (Didn't see the contents of the flag)
18:16
@ManishEarth yes
@ManishEarth Yes.
4 mins ago, by fredley
@Powerlord I'm just doing it to GnomeSlice
Ok, please don't flag stupid things.
@ManishEarth Yes. And starring stupid things when we're on the subject of stupid things.
Okay. I'm sure the flag troll will stop flagging stupid things now that you asked politely.
We never star stupid things here.
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18:17
@OrigamiRobot Just because you, fredley, and a third person whom I can't pinpoint are having a star circle-jerk doesn't mean the rest of us think they're not stupid.
@Sterno Oh, I doubt the flag troll will. But at least I warned him, if he continues then he may have to face consequences.
@Powerlord Sterno has starboard-clearing powaz though
The flag troll has been flag trolling for months.
Can we please stop assuming someone in here is a "flag troll"? Doesn't really make for a nice community when there's an unknown repeatedly being called out.
@Powerlord Don't blame me, I have fredley on ignore.
I also refuse to use my star clearing powers in all but the most extreme circumstances.
18:18
@Sterno And this is why we hired you.
Leave the stars, it's stuff I wanted people to see.
@Sterno Flagged for lack of mod abuse.
And I think I've made my point about "passive aggressive starring" a while ago already.
@FEichinger If someone doesn't like the term flag troll, they can flag it!
@FEichinger I really doubt it.
@Powerlord Also, ew
18:19
Passive aggressive starring is a myth.
@FEichinger True. I've seen legit flags from this room (that many disagreed with) coming from regulars who probably wish to stay anonymous TBH.
@Sterno I just really don't like the idea of blaming every flag we don't like on "the flag troll".
@Sterno Your face is a myth.
@Sterno Well, yeh, that boils down to what I've said.
Anyway, I have to leave... cable guy is coming sometime between 2pm and 6pm EST to try to figure out why my connection has intermittently been going out, and I'm still at work 40 minutes before his earliest arrival time
18:20
@OrigamiRobot I wouldn't mind a mythical face.
@OrigamiRobot Passive aggressive starring is your face.
I've never seen @Sterno's face. Has anyone else?
There are legit flags and there are obviously dumb flags no one else will ever validate. Like the latest one.
Is there a chat flag weight?
Funny, I expected a lot of stuff to get starred after @FEichinger started mentioning passive-agressive starring. Bridge, you're improving.
@RedRiderX nopes
18:22
@RedRiderX Other than a mod's flag being binding I don't think so.
Ah well then...
@ManishEarth Well, if I had gone on about it or quoted my previous messages about it, there probably would've been stars.
@Sterno Can you prove this is you?
Yes. But I don't care to.
18:23
TRICK QUESTION I DON'T BELIEVE IN PROOF
In other news, I started playing Bioshock yesterday. Creepy.
@ManishEarth 1, 2, or Infinite?
Probably 1 or 2 if you're saying creepy.
I found Rapture to be more spooky than Columbia, to be honest.
1 and Infinite. Just installed them and played a bit, will play tons in a week when my vacation starts
And if you're saying creepy about Infinite... get out
So there are no automatic repercussions for repeated flags that are denied?
18:25
@GnomeSlice Needs a speech bubble with me saying "Amazing!"
@GnomeSlice Okay, that's @Sterno for sure.
@Yuki Obviously, Columbia is full of nice people and there's ncie music and sunlight. Rapture.... creepy zombie-things and little girls. Don't know what the girls are yet, though, hopefully they're friendly. (not played much)
@ManishEarth Oh, they're friendly all right...
@ManishEarth Oh, you'll have fun with BioShock. :P
18:27
@Yuki Uh oh
haha
As a society, we all need to agree that it is rude rather than polite to hold a door open for someone while they're still an awkwardly long distance away from it.
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Q: This is not valid housing. What is valid housing?

Scott BeesonI built myself a decent sized house with a basement and it said it wasn't valid housing. So I built another one that is a very simple room with walls (dirt walls on the background, wood "walls") a door, two doors, a table, a chair, floors and light sources. I've gone over and over it and made s...

@Sterno I have trouble determining what distances count as awkward.
What? Why was this ever reopened? It is clearly a dupe.
If it won't smack them in the face when you let go, they're far enough away
18:29
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Q: How do I build a house for my NPCs?

The Communist DuckI read on the wiki that people will move in under the following conditions: You do something to please them An empty house is available with a light source, table, and chair (also with walls). I have a house which is about 7x8, then a roof space above that; about half the area. I could put fu...

Talking to potential investors with the Bridge open on my screen is scary
Will it be a wall of text?
Will it be ponies?
@OrigamiRobot Is this a valid house? How about this one? How about this? This one? How about just this tree standing in a field? Is that a valid house?
Will it be something deeply inappropriate?
Lets play wheel of Bridge!
@OrigamiRobot Apparently it was reopened ages ago.
@Unionhawk Which is why I'm confused.
18:32
@fredley My work network blocks imgur so I don't see ponies.
Couldn't tell you, honestly.
> You have already voted to reopen this question.
Well that's not something I see often.
> Post Reopened by Scott Beeson, Kexlox, Michel, Private Pansy, kotekzot - occurred Mar 30 at 11:11
Wait, I see it now. It was reopened because, at the time, the other question was more limited in scope to specifically the size of the house.
@Unionhawk Oh yea, the title presupposed the problem. The body of the question was never changed. I remember now.
18:37
@Krazer Weird. Images usually don't show, but that did.
@Yuki It's not imgurified.
@Yuki what about Kageurufu, Filmot, or Sparc?
@fredley now I want to know what type of investor you're entertaining
18:56
@Krazer Random ones

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