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00:01
I AM ABOUT TO EAT A BROWNIE SANDWICH FROM TACO BELL WISH ME LUCK
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@OrigamiRobot What is in a brownie sandwich
BROWNIE
@AshleyNunn I dont know what you expected
@OrigamiRobot I hope you don't die.
user15026
@RhysW I am not sure :P
00:02
OH NO CARTER LICKED IT
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@OrigamiRobot eat it anyhow :P
IT'S PRETTY BAD
@OrigamiRobot now its a brownie and carter sandwich
IT'S LIKE A STALE CUPCAKE
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00:03
@OrigamiRobot that sounds terrible
I TOOK ANOTHER BITE
Still terrible?
STILL TASTES LIKE STALE CUPCAKE, BUT THIS TIME THERE IS ALSO REGRET
facepalm
user15026
@OrigamiRobot It is just getting worse
00:05
THE LAST BITE TASTES LIKE OHGODWHYAMISTILLDOINGTHIS
Cant you just turn off your taste chips!?
user15026
@OrigamiRobot That is something I also wonder
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@JeffreyLin It has been for a while.
I feel like a worse person for having eaten this.
00:08
You should
I let everyone down
You did
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@OrigamiRobot You didn't know when to stop :P
I didn't want to waste it.
@OrigamiRobot you took one for the team and taught us a valuable lesson. You and food have no boundaries
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00:10
@RhysW We learned this during the Pancake Incident of 2013.
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I mean I have eaten half a jar of pickles in one go (DONT DONT DONT DO IT YOU WILL SUFFER) and I still know when to refuse terrible baked goods
@FAE :(
@AshleyNunn mmmmmmmmmm pickles
@FAE that. sounds. AWESOME
I should go buy pickles now
@AshleyNunn my claim to fame is three cheeseburgers
my arteries hate me now
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00:12
@OrigamiRobot DO NOT EAT TOO MANY AT ONCE
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@RhysW I also ate an entire pineapple in one go. Also miserable.
@AshleyNunn Claaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuusoooooooooooooooooooooooons
I eat entire honeydews all the time. Fruit is the best.
Well, all the time when they're in season.
user43095
@OrigamiRobot I thought you were a robot...
user15026
@OrigamiRobot I love melons, they are great
@JeffreyLin I am
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00:13
@JeffreyLin Robots are people too
@OrigamiRobot i regret eating a full bag of apples in one sitting. Apparently i dont do things by halves,
What kind of apples?
user15026
@RhysW oh, yeah, that would likely make you kinda uncomfortable
IF YOU SAY RED DELICIOUS I WILL SCREAM
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00:14
@OrigamiRobot Those are worst apples
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waves at @KaizerShadow
@OrigamiRobot Green apples
Were they sourish?
@AshleyNunn Hi ^^
@OrigamiRobot those are the best kind, no they wer not cooking apples
00:15
cooking apples?
yeah cooking apples
apples used for cooking
I have no idea how to interpret your apple terminology.
user15026
Likely red delicious/empire/macs
@OrigamiRobot my apple terminology is red, green, or cooking
00:16
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I like Pink Lady apples and Honeycrisp apples best
There are like a dozen kinds of green apples
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@AshleyNunn I miss Empires like crazy. :(
@AshleyNunn Wrong. Granny Smith is best.
Gala are my favorite, I want to make caramel filled apple slices with them.
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00:17
@OrigamiRobot Wrong.
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@KaizerShadow oooooh yes
GRANNY SMITH IS BEST I WILL KILL YOU ALL
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@FAE Do you not get them there?
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@OrigamiRobot HELP THE ROBOT IS ON A RAMPAGE
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looks for the off switch
00:18
My mom found a really cool recipe for them~
user15026
@KaizerShadow You know I want that recipe now, right?
Granny Smith with a little bit of lemon juice. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
user15026
@OrigamiRobot sour apples with sour stuff for your sour personality
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@AshleyNunn They are regional.
Sour is best taste.
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00:18
Empire is the name of a clonally-propagated cultivar of apple derived from a seed grown in 1945 by Lester C. Anderson, a Cornell University fruit nutritionist who conducted open pollination research on his various orchards. In 1945, under the direction of A. J. Heinicke, scientists from the New York State Agricultural Experiment Station of Cornell University in Geneva, New York, harvested the Empire seed, together with thousands of its siblings. The Geneva teams grew and tested ever dwindling sub-populations of the sibling group until 1966, when the final selection, the Empire, was releas...
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@FAE Huh. I never really thought about that, being surrounded by apple growing places as I am
user15026
What do you get for apples?
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@AshleyNunn Yeah I didn't realize it until way later in life either.
@AshleyNunn My Mom said that if she can find it, then she'll give it to me and I'll give it to you.
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@KaizerShadow You rock :D
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00:19
Also, I have a frozen apple pie in my freezer, I think ti will be a snack when I get home tonight
@AshleyNunn omg...apple pie, mmmm...
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@OrigamiRobot I like meat-taste best
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@AshleyNunn I know we get Fujis. I haven't eaten applies most of the year this year because I had temporary food allergies to them.
Mmmm pie
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@FAE Oh boo :(
00:20
@AshleyNunn This is a nonsense taste.
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Oral allergy syndrome or OAS is a type of food allergy classified by a cluster of allergic reactions in the mouth in response to eating certain (usually fresh) fruits, nuts, and vegetables that typically develops in adult hay fever sufferers. OAS is perhaps the most common food-related allergy in adults. OAS is not a separate food allergy, but rather represents cross-reactivity between distant remnants of tree or weed pollen still found in certain fruits and vegetables. Therefore, OAS is typically only seen in tree and weed allergic patients, and is usually limited to ingestion of only...
All meats taste different.
@FAE temporary?
user15026
@ToxicFrog It is from thanksgiving, I keep forgetting about it. It is the one I was going to bake until my oven died
00:21
@OrigamiRobot except chicken
user15026
@FAE That sounds unpleasant
it should link you, if not...I'll share it on FB
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@OrigamiRobot I know, but it is....like...just that meaty taste I like
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like red meat
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MEAT I LIKE IT OKAY
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00:21
@RhysW Aye, during hayfever season. See the wikipedia link. It happens because of cross reactions between air pollen and pollen in the fresh fruit.
LOL
WE KNOW XD
wait for it
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@AshleyNunn My lips and tongue get all tingly and swollen and feel weird and hurt. Happens with cherries too for me. It happens with Jochem too with cherries, but not with apples.
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@FAE That sounds unfun because like apples and cherries are my favourites
@AshleyNunn That doesn't mean anything to me. I do not recognize umami as a taste.
00:22
@Unionhawk no, bad!
user15026
@OrigamiRobot I don't recognize your face as a taste
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@Unionhawk .....what am I waiting for
@RhysW NOBODY ASKED YOU
@AshleyNunn I have only just found my way to the Flit, so I'll remember to watch out for him.
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@AshleyNunn It made me super sad. :( I love fresh bing cherries.
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00:23
@RedRiderX He is very tricksy, bring lots of rats
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@FAE :(
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There isn't anything you can do?
@AshleyNunn Don't worry, I have lots of rats.
user15026
@RedRiderX He really likes his rats on strings, I have to acquire more
@AshleyNunn The star that you're not getting.
00:24
@AshleyNunn I could spare a hundred or three, I should send you some sometime.
user15026
Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound star-bait-y
My rule on out-of-context stars: in general, don't be the first one.
user15026
@Unionhawk That is a good rule
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@AshleyNunn Not for fresh fruit, nay. If you bake/cook it, it won't happen, but I prefer fresh fruit over that. Otherwise, you can take antihistamines for it, but most of the OTC ones here are ones I don't handle well for one reason or another (some stuff that's commonly OTC in America is prescription here, like Clarinex, Aleve, and other things).
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@FAE Oh boo, that is super unfortunate
00:26
Mmmm meat
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So mostly it's "wait until allergy season is over".
fills @AshleyNunn with meat
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This year was super bad for hayfever for me for some reason.
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@ToxicFrog >.> :D
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although I am not going to ask where the meat comes from
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00:28
(Then again, I have eaten squirrel, I am not all that picky)
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@RedRiderX I wouId appreciate them, they would come in handy
Bwahaha, the tongues of Fallen London are now turning a bright acidic green!
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@RedRiderX What did you do?!
@AshleyNunn I'm a chemist now!
Or I at least say that I am.
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@RedRiderX Awesome
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00:31
I am working with the revolutionaries, but don't tell anyone
@AshleyNunn I have seen my Destiny, and it does not lie with the Masters.
It seems that all I will find is Death, and that Death is the only promise I can give to the world.
@AshleyNunn So how did your Hallowmas go?
user15026
@RedRiderX It went interestingly
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I forgot parts of myself, regained others
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Q: How do I know where I need to be to work on my Heart's Desire?

Ashley NunnI am working on my Heart's Desire, and I keep having to change locations, but I don't really get much information always about where I need to be. Is there a way to know where I need to be to work on my Heart's Desire, or is it just something I have to figure out by systematically visiting locati...

HIHIHIHIIIHIHIHIHI
00:42
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Q: I was wondering How to port foward my Mc server

trevorI Need a way to port foward my mc server fast and easy i have a comcast router[arris tg862] is there any simple way/ can someone else do it for me?

@Lazers Literally?
Like...
Honestly?
@Lazers @AshleyNunn There are often hints in success text, but since Ambitions are meant to be rather all encompassing storylines, you should probably expect to visit pretty much everywhere.
For my Ambition I've already been to nearly half the possible locations in Fallen London.
@spugsley hihihihihihihihihi
brb for a while~
01:06
Pfff... I left my SQL Server installation up from when I started yesterday morning. It still hasn't completed.
Dear printer: I hate you die in a fire. Love, @Unionhawk.
Build a better mousetrap print spooler and the world will beat a path to your door.
@LessPop_MoreFizz hi!
It's refusing to connect to the network and print more than a test page, even though the network is literally my computer. I don't even.
HP, why?
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01:17
@Unionhawk Because it's a printer.
And because it's HP.
@Ullallulloo Mainly this one, actually.
Thank god this computer still has a USB 2.0 port (no it's not compatible with USB 3.0. No I don't know why)
Somehow it slipped my mind until today that it is November, which means it is time to torture you all with this:
@LessPop_MoreFizz Have you eaten at "Famous Amadeus Pizza" on 8th ave near NY Penn station? I walk past it every day.
Wondering if it's worth trying.
I might just try it anyway.
@StrixVaria It's just another Rays.
Well, former Rays.
I mean, it's fine for a convenient slice or whatever, but it's whatever.
01:21
Does that mean it's just average?
@StrixVaria yeah
At some point I will need to seek out a good place.
Ah. I see what happened.
Wrong printer. I'm an idiot.
@StrixVaria go to Barn Joo on Broadway and 19th and get Chicken Wings.
@LessPop_MoreFizz It's hard to justify going out to eat since I get free lunch every day if I eat at work, but eventually I will start exploring a bit.
Chicken Wings sounds good, though.
01:23
@LessPop_MoreFizz What's that place in NYC that'll deep fry just about anything?
@StrixVaria korean chicken wings
the most delicious kind of chicken wings in the world
@Fluttershy ummm... I dunno. Any old greek diner?
Guy Fieri's restaurant?
@LessPop_MoreFizz I can't remember the name of it. It's a place that some British guy opened, and they fry literally anything on their menu. You don't have to have it fried, but if you want it fried, they'll fry it.
I saw it on the Travel channel. <_<
the snack bar at a swimming pool on long island where I worked as a teenager until I quit in disgust after my supervisor decided he wanted to deep fry the mouse he had just flushed out of a cabinet?
THEY GOT MARRIED!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD
ANGELA AND HODGINS GOT MARRIED
@LessPop_MoreFizz But isn't Average NYC pizza still better than pizza anywhere else?
01:25
IN JAIL!!!
@Wipqozn Well yes, but it's not worth @strix going out of his way for.
WELL DONE ME >.>
Patrice Wilson has always been kind of creepy, but now he's just dropped the pretense and is just outright telling young girls to get in his van:
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh god. As soon as I clicked on that video, I saw that creepy grinning face...
@LessPop_MoreFizz THis is the same guy behind friday, my jeans, et cetera?
01:31
@Wipqozn Yes.
Holy shit.
That smile.
Borderlands tenses me up something fierce.
Protip: Don't click on any YouTube links in the Bridge. It will only end in tears, wailing, and the gnashing of teeth.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Is...is he trying to drug a 12-year old girl?
01:34
@LessPop_MoreFizz "H.A.P.P.Y. Potion"?
Oh god.
@Yuki Tickle potion.
wtf she just ate her friend
@Wipqozn The hell?
@LessPop_MoreFizz Her friend just wants to study but she keeps singing at her.
Oh, apparently that was a dude
I hereby declare trolling anyone with that video to be a crime against humanity.
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Q: Rally Race with no headset?

Shivan RaptorStandard races can be switched to Rally mode, which co-driver has to lead the blinded driver to next checkpoint. But what if the co-driver has no headset for voice chat ? Any alternative buttons / ways to guide the driver. Surprisingly the game didn't check the existence of headset.

02:20
Metal Drift has cards!
user15026
@spugsley I love that bit. It was awesome.
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@fbueckert Unreleased content aside, isn't this the type of list question we don't support anyway?
@FAE List questions is a tricky subject.
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@FAE I was think so.
02:24
If anything, graphics cards in general aren't something we decided plays to gamer expertise.
This is what happens when you don't take the path of least resistance.
@OrigamiRobot It would've been reopened, regardless of which option was chosen, I think.
It's a list question. Plain and simple.
Also, it's a stupid question. Too bad that's not a close reason.
Man the site is going slow for me
@OrigamiRobot Me, too.
Would that fall under "products that meet specific criteria"?
02:33
@fbueckert thats the sorta thing you want to do on chat, IMO
but thats what we do on SU
@Fluttershy Most definitely.
@fbueckert Voted.
Wow, Arqade's running slow for me.
02:36
@LessPop_MoreFizz ... wow. o_o Poorly hidden advertising attempt is poorly hidden.
@Fluttershy Whose hiding anything?
I'd rather like to think it's intentionally obvious.
02:47
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Q: How to get more Puzzle Panels?

ParadopolisMy friend and I both have a 3DS with spotpass and streetpass enabled. We pick each other up frequently. However, my friend has waaay more panels to get puzzle pieces from than I am able to see. I seem to be limited to the ones that come with the 3ds. I got my 3DS much later than my friend did. ...

"Procurable Women".
Classy, US Navy.
This. All day, this! This is how to decorate any house. (Some NSFW things, don't click if at work. Wait until home)
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03:12
Opening a tin of corned beef with that little key thing is pretty damn impossible
holy goddamnit another shooting what the fuck
some asshole is shooting up a shopping mall in NJ
@StrixVaria hope nobody you know is in Paramus tonight, :/
@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't know anyone there.
What the fuck, though.
the flag patrol says:
STOP WITH THE STUPID FLAGS
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
03:15
Are you questioning @kalina's sleep schedule?
What got flagged this time?
@Unionhawk wat
@ZeroStack wat
@OrigamiRobot wat
@OrigamiRobot wat
@Unionhawk wat
@kalina wat
@Fluttershy LPMF's navy poster
Anybody here have Metal Drift Steam cards?
Steam doesn't say anyone in my friends list has them but I am hopeful
18 secs ago, by GnomeSlice
Steam doesn't say anyone in my friends list has them but I am hopeful
29 secs ago, by GnomeSlice
Anybody here have Metal Drift Steam cards?
made 100% sense
would read again
@kalina I don't have everyone here in my steam friends list.
At least, I don't think I do...
obviously you're hopeful you don't
Yes.
I mean there's one guy who has one of them, but I don't think he'll want to trade it. And he's not from here.
... Really?
03:18
... Really?
Wait, make it two
please stop scrolling through the backlog looking for things to flag.
@LessPop_MoreFizz wasn't quite in the backlog
but we do have a flag troll
Here, I'l give you something new, so you don't have to keep scrolling: You are a petulant child and you need to stop fucking trolling you anonymous dipshit.
03:19
I think we should resolve the issue by permanently banning everybody who has said less than 5000 things in here
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Gah. Time to message my cousin on FB.
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Q: How does the Bukkit plugin "AsyncWorldedit" differ from "SafeEdit"?

jflory7I am familiar with both the plugins SafeEdit and AsyncWorldedit and how they operate, I think. If I understand correctly, SafeEdit pastes in WorldEdit files by doing them chunk-by-chunk, and AsyncWorldedit performs WorldEdit actions by having them be spaced out among tick. To explain them very, ...

@FAE I was just at that mall two weeks ago.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh my god this video is like a one-way trip to sketchtown
@Brant HE TELLS HER TO GET IN HIS VAN
03:20
@LessPop_MoreFizz Seems legit.
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@LessPop_MoreFizz jesus
@LessPop_MoreFizz Was anybody injured this time?
@LessPop_MoreFizz The only way you could make that creeper would be if one of the vials was labeled “rohypnol"
@GnomeSlice Shooter still at large according to CNN
So... we'll find out
@LessPop_MoreFizz Anybody hurt though?
Oh.
03:23
Now what?
Stupid games making me miss flags.
32 if you count the Audiosurf one I deleted by mistake
I cried over that one
@PrivatePansy Your steam backgrounds site seems to be missing one of the metal drift backgrounds. There are apparently four but it only shows three. There's only two listed in the store though, and the stuff is really new. Maybe that's why?
Someone who got out said there were 2 fully armored people with guns in the mall.
03:39
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Q: What items are only available during the Halloween Event?

Jonah BishopThe Halloween Event goes until November 10, and I'm wondering what items I should try to focus on getting until that time. I've been spending time trying to obtain Goodie Bags, which drop a number of vanity items. But what other Halloween-specific items are only available during the Halloween Eve...

@StrixVaria armored?
What do you mean?
Like, vests and helmets and shit?
> The man firing the shots was reportedly walking around in full body gear and a helmet, with an assault rifle.
> “There was two people in armored suits with AK-47s just going around shooting people randomly,” she said.
WTF
I'm guessing there were fatalities then...
What the hell is wrong with people.
03:41
They still haven't reported on that, but probably :(
ANGELA AND HODGINS ARE HAVING A BABY!!!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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I really need to go to sleep but now I'm all freaked out about my cousin and her husband, who live about 45 minutes from there and another friend, who lives the same distance.
@FAE Did you try calling them?
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Q: In what order should hard mode bosses be fought?

Jonah BishopNow that I'm in hard mode, I'm wondering which boss to try and tackle first. In pre-hard mode, I fought the bosses in this order: Eye of Cthulhu Eater of Worlds / Brain of Cthulhu Skeletron Wall of Flesh I have a full set of Palladium armor, and a Night's Edge as my primary weapon. However, I...

@FAE I am so sorry for my random outburst I had no idea what was going on O_O
can someone fill me in?
03:53
@spugsley Shooting going on right now in a mall in New Jersey.
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@GnomeSlice We mostly keep in touch through email and FB, I don't have her current # because given that I live across the ocean, my family tends to keep in contact with me mostly online, given long distance rates. She's not online on her IM at the moment.
Oh christ. Dare I say that comments on news sites are even dumber than youtube comments?
Like, honestly people...
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@Unionhawk doooooon't reeeeeeeeead
@Unionhawk yeah they are awful
04:02
I think these people deserve a trophy. Because "dumber than YouTube" is a feat.
I guess it seems dumber because it devolves to "guns don't kill people" and whatnot, whereas YouTube devolves to "arrow to the knee", and whatnot.
Even still... congratulations, I guess, you horrible, horrible people. Now stfu.
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04:19
Dear body and brain, please to not be having a panic attack right now, no love, me.
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04:31
ok, I need to nope on out of here and try to not freak the hell out, night all
@FAE fwiw, all press is consistently reporting nobody hurt
so, a scary thing happened and all, but your friends/family are almost certainly fine.
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, it's just that while my brain rationally knows that things are likely okay, my body's still kicked into panic mode and adrenaline and that ohgodIfeellikeI'mgoingtodie thing and I need to try to manage that now because it's not listening to my brain. The reassurance is appreciated though. Need to head off now.
04:48
I got to see my little kitten again today!
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Q: In item reccomendation in Auction house all I see is ring. Why?

Jim Thio Here is the screen shot. Is there a bug? It's kind of nice to use recommended item features. But it'll also be nice if I see more than rings.

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@fbueckert Awesomesauce
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