The Bridge

user58869

22:08

i can't stop thinking about spider bee. there are these little flies that fly around and i think that they might be little spider bee babies

Lazers

22:26

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Q: Can't switch weapons in Portal

After seeing Half-Life 2 being played with the Portal Gun by importing the maps into Portal's map folder, I wanted to do it myself. I got the maps to work properly, but when I use "impulse 101" to get the Portal Gun and HL2 weapons, I'm unable to switch weapons by using the 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. butto...

James

@axrwkr Oh wow, That got *'d alot :D

Private Pansy

amazon.com/Nintendo-3DS-XL-Black/dp/B00E1A1SP6/…

Wow, brand new 3DS XL for $170, fulfilled by Amazon which means it actually qualifies for free international shipping

RhysW

@PrivatePansy are..are you an amazon salesman?

Private Pansy

Ah well, mine's already on the way. Still cheaper, but only slightly now and refurbished.

fredley

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Q: What tag wiki am I editing?

So I'm churning through some suggested edits, and see a tag-wiki edit which, while reasonably informative, doesn't conform to our newly agreed upon standards, so I hit Improve. Here's what I see: Wait, what tag was this again?

feature-request suggested-edits tag-wiki

Sepia Lazers

22:38

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Q: What tag wiki am I editing?

So I'm churning through some suggested edits, and see a tag-wiki edit which, while reasonably informative, doesn't conform to our newly agreed upon standards, so I hit Improve. Here's what I see: Wait, what tag was this again?

feature-request suggested-edits tag-wiki

Private Pansy

I wonder what's the difference between brand new and refurbished

RedRiderX

@PrivatePansy Other than being refurbished?

Refurbishment (electronics)

Refurbishment is the distribution of products (usually electronics) that have been previously returned to a manufacturer or vendor for various reasons. Refurbished products are normally tested for functionality and defects before they are sold, and thus are the approximate equivalent of certified pre-owned cars. The main difference between "refurbished" and "used" products is that refurbished products have been tested and verified to function properly, and are thus free of defects, while "used" products may or may not be defective. Refurbished products may be unused customer returns that a...

Private Pansy

Well yeah, I was more into what the term actually meant, in terms of product quality

Coronus

@PrivatePansy Anything that did not come straight off the production line. It may have been defective and needed repair, or it may just have been a return that passed all QA tests, and so was good enough to be resold, but not as "new".

badp

Take THAT, The Stanley Parable

Coronus

22:42

@PrivatePansy They have to pass all QA tests again, typically, but depending on why it was returned, there still may be issues that go undetected by the testing.

ToxicFrog

@PrivatePansy basically, "refurbished" is "second hand" except it's gone back to the manufacturer in between for testing and, if needed, repairs.

badp

You THOUGHT you could pull that dirty trick on me

award me an achievement and then take it away from me

but I outsmarted you, the narrator!

The achievement in MINE

MINE

I HAS THE ACHIEVEMENT

RedRiderX

@badp MINE what?

badp

YOU CANNOT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME

RedRiderX

What is your "MINE"?

Unionhawk

22:46

@badp takes it away

RedRiderX

And why would you put your achievement in it?

Coronus

@RedRiderX I wonder which MINE it's in?

RedRiderX

@Coronus Indeed.

badp

@RedRiderX It goes in MINE because it is MINE

RedRiderX

@badp TMI

badp

22:46

There are many MINEs but this one is of MINE.

Coronus

That's crazy.

The meaning is inside the meaning.

badp

@Coronus That's the strange thing about MINE.

Do not concern about this MINE of MINE, for it is indeed MINE.

I wouldn't put a MINE in your mind by achieving semantic satiation for the word MINE, that would be quite awful of MINE would it not?

Coronus

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kalina

sets fire to @badp and his achievement list

badp

@kalina I AM GOING DOWN WITH THIS ACHIEVEMENT OF MINE

kalina

22:48

that's fine, as long as you understand that you are indeed going down

badp

@kalina I AM GOING SO DOWN I AM BASICALLY GOING ROLLING OVER AND GOING UP

kalina

also it's a bit silly to have a single achievement in a game

Unionhawk

@kalina It's a demo. And iirc, you get it, then you get it immediately taken away.

Coronus

@kalina Especially when the game appears to be the achievement.

badp

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kalina

22:50

Tonight I am ordering food from a so called American fast food place

so, for the one time in my life, tonight I am going to be full of American

Unionhawk

Oh god.

@kalina <insert your own innuendo cough @FEichinger here>

kalina

no? Too easy?

RhysW

@kalina badum, tsch

Private Pansy

@kalina There are self proclaimed American fast food places?

badp

@Unionhawk I alt-f4'd in between those two moments

kalina

22:51

@PrivatePansy indeed

badp

I BEAT THE STANLEY PARABLE

FEichinger

@kalina Oh come on!

kalina

tbh their menu looks like every other menu, with the exception of Chinese places

Unionhawk

@badp HAX

badp

THE MECHANICS HAVE BEEN CHEATED

FEichinger

22:51

You get me pinged for that?

badp

THE NARRATIVE, BROKEN

FEichinger

That's boring.

badp

THE EXPECTATIONS, DEFIED

kalina

@FEichinger I made nobody ping you

Private Pansy

@FEichinger YOUR FACE IS BORING

badp

22:51

THE NARRATOR, SPEECHLESS

FEichinger

@PrivatePansy YOUR BORING IS FACE.

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badp

THE ANGEL, CAKELESS

kalina

don't start getting full of yourself after all of the angel cake attention recently

badp

IT IS OVER

Unionhawk

@FEi

badp

22:52

I AM VICTOR

RhysW

grumble grumble, only40% loaded

kalina

@FEI

@badp HELLO VICTOR

RhysW

@badp hi victor

Unionhawk

@kal

RedRiderX

@fe?

kalina

22:52

@UNI

RhysW

@kalina damn you!

Unionhawk

@BAD

FEichinger

... Stop the three letter pinging.

RedRiderX

@un?

kalina

@RHY

Private Pansy

22:52

@RedRiderX Minimum three

RedRiderX

I'm only using two letters.Oh

kalina

@RED

@RedRiderX two doesn't ping

badp

@AND

RedRiderX

Dang

FEichinger

@badp I'm not seeing this happen. Why isn't this happening?

kalina

22:53

YOU ARE SO @BAD AT THIS @RED

badp

@FEichinger because you are not victor.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger ................................................................................‌.............................

RedRiderX

@kalina I FEEL SO ASHAMED :((((((((((((

FEichinger

What? ... Let me have some fun.

kalina

@Unionhawk three dots is maximum dots. More than three dots is wrong

@FEichinger angel cake fun

Unionhawk

22:54

@kalina SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT

FEichinger

@kalina Indeed. Cake optional.

kalina

@UNI

Unionhawk

@KAL TOUCHE

kalina

LIVE HAPPY, EAT OUT MORE OFTEN

RhysW

@kalina can we make this a rule, please?

kalina

22:55

@RhysW The day I am made a moderator, people will get banned for it

RETROACTIVELY

Unionhawk

@kalina DENIED

Private Pansy

I JUST CAME BACK TO THIS ROOM AND WHAT IS THIS?

kalina

after I go through the transcript of EVERY channel

RhysW

@PrivatePansy THIS IS SPARTAAAA

Unionhawk

@PRI

kalina

22:55

@PrivatePansy @YIJ

badp

@RhysW room topic changed to The Bridge: General gaming chat room, wherein everything is fireproof and LAZERS are the new fire. [-....] [-badp-headcanon] [-fun] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [steam-sale]

Unionhawk

.....

badp

@Unionhawk room topic changed to The Bridge: General gaming chat room, wherein everything is fireproof and LAZERS are the new fire. [-....] [-badp-headcanon] [-fun] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [steam-sale]*

Private Pansy

@RhysW I DON'T SEE NO WELL TO KICK @KALINA'S FACE DOWN INTO

FEichinger

Why isn't angel cake a tag yet?

Unionhawk

22:56

@kalina DANGIT PEOPLE

RhysW

@badp nooooo the dots D:

oh wait, i can change room names

kalina

@FEichinger because you're the only one that gets uncomfortable in the pants about it

badp

nope

Unionhawk

@kalina On the contrary, I think he's quite comfortable in the pants about it.

kalina

@RhysW careful, us Bridge folk are tetchy about non-gaming mods messin' with our room

RhysW

22:57

That sounds like a challenge

kalina

FIRE WILL BE INVOLVED

RhysW

Challenge Considered

kalina

THERE WILL BE NO PLACE YOU CAN HIDE

fredley

2 hours ago, by fredley

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Unionhawk

CAPS LOCK WILL ALSO BE INVOLVED

kalina

22:58

Everyone you know, everyone you've ever loved will die in a fire

RhysW

retroactively changes all kals messages to praise of me

fredley

no-spoiler

@RhysW ODD MANBUSE

kalina

@fredley what the fuck is this

badp

FIFY

fredley

@kalina I'm still not sure

RhysW

22:59

@fredley odd manboobs? what?

Private Pansy

FEichinger

@kalina Weeeeeeeeeeeell ...

fredley

@RhysW Mod manboobs?

Unionhawk

2 mins ago, by Unionhawk

@kalina On the contrary, I think he's quite comfortable in the pants about it.

Private Pansy

Although I prefer the chocolate / vanilla combination

FEichinger

22:59

@Unionhawk I don't like the various possible implications of that.

Unionhawk

@fredley MOD ABUUUUUUUUUSE. @BADP IS WORST PONY

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