The Bridge

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:06

@kalina Now you have to move to a remote mountaintop and grow a beard

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz ...

@LessPop_MoreFizz you should look at the mess made with the owners list!

it's no longer a single clean line!

*runsawayveryveryfast*

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina I'm aware but am too tired to fight with @badp about it.

Also not drunk enough to make poor decisions.

kalina

well while you're here you should finally get around to going over the meta posts I made a few weeks ago

badp

YOU ARE NOT INTOXICATED ON EXCELLENT EXOTIC BEERS?!?!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp Not tonight

badp

00:09

:(                 )

kalina

@badp you have a huge mouth

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AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

Hello.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina I have seen them, I just have little to contribute, other than the itching need in the back of my head that I have had for some time to write a long thing about how answerability (or lack thereof) is not an effective metric for question evaluation.

kalina

just sayin'

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Was the girl your mother?

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

00:11

@LessPop_MoreFizz No. It was a classmate.

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute is she blind?

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina No, why do you ask? Are you assuming I am not handsome?

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute yes

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute I set that one up for you and you whiffed harder than Ray Charles trying to hit a pitch by Mariano Rivera.

That was tee ball.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz It was yours, obviously.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

00:13

@kalina I'll let you know that my handsomeness rubs off and allows those guys to get girls who normally wouldn't if they don't stand next to me.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Too late, not you, doesn't count, etc. etc.

Fluttershy

:(

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

No response, that's right.

Wipqozn

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute kalina is just trying to get a rise out of you.

Unionhawk

She's just bored.

kalina

00:16

you guys know me so well

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute you are awfully full of yourself though

Wipqozn

@kalina We just know to assume the worst about your intentions.

kalina

@Wipqozn my intentions are always pure, I am innocent

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina That's almost completely the opposite of what most people tell me.

@Wipqozn I don't think I know what that means, unless it just means that the person is trying to intimidate me. Well, for that, a girl did that to me too. The sad part is I didn't approach her due to my epic fail of shyness. :( :'(

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn That's one way to put it

Wipqozn

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute It means she's trying to make you angry and defensive for her own amusement.

kalina

00:18

my amusement is important

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Unionhawk

When @kalina gets bored, she starts burning things...

And we like to try to keep that at least a little under control.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@Wipqozn Oh, you won't be able to ;) Not because I am full of myself, but because I have taken enough of a blow thinking about a girl who I could have approached that I have just made myself insensitive to all that now. Not thinking or caring about it = Not getting hurt.

Unionhawk

Unless we're talking about the Steam Sale

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute for somebody who doesn't care, you sure do go on about it

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina It isn't nice to lie to the new person.

kalina

00:21

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am completely innocent, you must be drunk

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina I need to let you know about it. So you don't repeatedly try to intimidate me.

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute I'm too innocent to understand what you're accusing me of

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina I am beginning to suspect that you are indulging your latent pyromania by allowing your garments, specifically those worn on your lower body, to catch fire.

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz you are a pervert

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz ...o_O

@kalina Do I need to bring @FEichinger into this?

kalina

00:24

@Unionhawk I can dismiss him quickly by mentioning angel cake

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

Unionhawk

@kalina To be fair, you came up with that thought, and he took that thought and ran with it. So the blame is equal.

kalina

@Unionhawk no I merely mentioned angels and cakes, he did the rest

it's all him

I am innocent

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina I'm not accusing you of anything :)

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute I'm bored of chatting with you already

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:26

@kalina You're the one that read anything into an innocent children's rhyme.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina I am sorry about that.

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz you're the one talking about my underwear being on fire

Unionhawk

Oct 21 at 14:19, by kalina

@FEichinger well, be more perverted and think of an angel covered in cake

spugsley

uh oh, did I miss something important?

kalina

@Unionhawk nope, faked

Unionhawk

00:29

@kalina You're right. That's actually @OrigamiRobot disguised as you.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina I could talk about the length of your nose instead?

@spugsley define important.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

Beautiful discussion in this room right now. 10/10

spugsley

:11959385 HAHAHAHAHA that is amazing

kalina

LEAVE NO EVIDENCE

3

fbueckert

And that's it. Ran out of candy.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

00:30

Unionhawk

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute welcome to the bridge.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@Unionhawk Came in thinking this will be a serious chat room.

22

Unsatisfied.

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute hahahahaha

HAHAHAHA

soo funny

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina Really not sure if you are mocking me or saying that its stupid to think that its a serious place.

kalina

@spugsley just remember to ping him with angel cake when you need him to lose his train of thought

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute both

spugsley

00:33

@kalina thank you, I will now test this theory

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina I see you've already developed some kind of hatred/dislikeness for me. It's sad.

spugsley

@FEichinger So I hear you have a new-found love for angel cake

Unionhawk

@kalina you're a cruel person.

kalina

@spugsley @FEichinger does like tasty angel cake

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

Wait, they said you're a girl. So then its justified for that attitude.

kalina

00:34

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute I don't hate anybody

Unionhawk

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute excuse me? What the fuck does that mean?

Unionhawk

Also, yes, what @spugsley said.

kalina

@spugsley he's obviously been scarred by some other bitch and thinks we're all evil, manipulative, and willing to have fun at other people's expense

fbueckert

Also, @AshleyNunn, this farming game is fun.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

00:35

@spugsley Speaking from experience. All girls these days do is complain and try to get attention.

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Go away.

OrigamiRobot

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Don't do this, man.

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute oooooOOOooo, now that's fighting talk

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

Well I don't think all girls do that, but many do it.

fbueckert

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Dude. Shut up. I'm saying that politely.

kalina

00:36

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute it was a silly thing to say in a channel with this many women in it

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

It's like your on a zombie land where 95% of people of zombies. Even if you want to trust and think that good people still exist, you can't risk going out there.

OrigamiRobot

1 min ago, by OrigamiRobot

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Don't do this, man.

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute We are asking you nicely. Please stop.

OrigamiRobot

Quit while you're ahead. And by ahead, I mean "not dead"

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina Maybe. Maybe not. Perhaps saying it here might lead others to prove my thought wrong.

Unionhawk

00:37

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute I can understand where you're coming from. But you're done. For your own sake, you're done.

Tom J Nowell

hooray, brought in by network wide flag notification

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute STOP DIGGING DUM DUM

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

I'm open to criticism. I'll now shutup.

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute none of us here are complaining or attention seeking

Trent Hawkins

@TomJNowell A flag, in the bridge?! never!

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kalina

00:38

@TomJNowell lies, slander, etc

OrigamiRobot

@TomJNowell NOW YOU CAN STAY AND BE ONE OF US!

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@kalina that is why I said not all of girls do that.

Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute I can understand where you're coming from. But you're done. For your own sake, you're done.

OrigamiRobot

Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute adding that as an afterthought doesn't make your behavior okay

kalina

00:39

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute you're the only hateful one here, complaining about anything!

Unionhawk

11 secs ago, by Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute I can understand where you're coming from. But you're done. For your own sake, you're done.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1 min ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute STOP DIGGING DUM DUM

Tom J Nowell

@OrigamiRobot hmmm what's on offer

kalina

@TomJNowell angel cake

fbueckert

@TomJNowell The looney bin.

OrigamiRobot

00:39

@TomJNowell angel cake

Tom J Nowell

how much angel cake are we talking

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

Hey, if nothing else, at least I got some people to participate!

spugsley

@TomJNowell idk ask @FEichinger

kalina

@TomJNowell enough to cover an angel

Tom J Nowell

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute sssh, I hear enough gay men talking that way about other guys, hearing you say it about women does nothing for me

OrigamiRobot

00:40

@TomJNowell @FEichinger is the Keeper of the Cake

kalina

I am the keeper of the cake

he is the keeper of the angels, covered in cake

user15026

@fbueckert Noooo dotn tell me that

Tom J Nowell

these poor angels need liberating

spugsley

@TomJNowell or more cake

kalina

@TomJNowell I don't need liberating, I like being covered in cake

Tom J Nowell

00:41

but... the cake is a lie?!

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

By the way, whatever was said above does not reflect my opinion, thoughts and/or feelings.

kalina

@TomJNowell if the cake was a lie, the angel would be naked

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute bollocks

spugsley

@kalina :D @FEichinger will love this

Tom J Nowell

@kalina yes, angel bollocks

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute if this is actually the case, the above bollocks would be called trolling

as such, you should get banned for trying (unsuccessfully) to troll the Bridge

@TomJNowell no

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

00:43

OrigamiRobot

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute See, this is still the wrong way to go. Now it just seems like you were either trolling or saying what you said because you thought it'd be cool.

Unionhawk

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute ಠ_ಠ

OrigamiRobot

Stop flagging stupid things.

Seth

Stupid flags.

kalina

Stupid drop ins

Seth

00:44

:D

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute lurk more.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

I don't think I am cool. I am a pretty shy guy in real life. This is the first time I came to this chat room, so I didn't know there are so many female users here. Additionally, my point was no conveyed properly on my part.

user15026

I feel like I am glad I missed most of this

spugsley

@AshleyNunn you should be

RedRiderX

No-one told me the Bridge was hosting a Flag party.

kalina

00:44

where is @badp when we need a summary execution

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute it doesn't matter how many women are here. There are PLENTY of guys on here who also don't appreciate your sexism

Unionhawk

It has been 0 days since the last flag-related drop-in. Do your part and stop flagging stupid things!

user15026

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute From what I have seen, you haven't endeared yourself to many, gender aside.

OrigamiRobot

Wipqozn

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Your made your comment in response to finding out @kalina was female.

Your entire comment was provoked by there being women in the room.

kalina

00:46

@Wipqozn as such, a ban is appropriate for targeted offensive comments

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@spugsley See, now you're accusing me of something I'm not. I don't hate a gender. I just said that it's hard to trust in a age where many women you typically see are trying to get attention.

GnomeSlice

poof

kalina

tbh, a ban is appropriate just for playing with fire

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@Wipqozn ...and that is not true...

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Poof in, or poof out?

GnomeSlice

00:46

Poof in

user15026

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Okay, no, this needs to not be a thing.

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute you are so ignorant. Wow.

OrigamiRobot

I'm just going to sit back and enjoy some popcorn now.

GnomeSlice

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Many != all.

user15026

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute .....I would love to see your research on this.

Seth

00:47

@AshleyNunn Ooh, mod on pets now! Congratz :D:D:D

Unionhawk

and @GnomeSlice, for the lesson on "generalizations"

user15026

@GnomeSlice I wouldn't even say many

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@spugsley You're misunderstanding me. I'm not ignorant.

RedRiderX

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute perpetuating dumb and offensive stereotypes is tantamount to hate. FYI.

user15026

00:47

@Seth Thanks

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz This, this, this.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute You're demonstrating a fair amount of ignorance right now...

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@LessPop_MoreFizz It wasn't my intention to come off as offensive in any manner.

user15026

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute You certainly failed at that.

Tom J Nowell

stop feeding the trolls...

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

00:49

This needs to be bolded. I was not trying to be offensive. However, if it did seem so, I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute making ignorant comments about women, and then trying to explain it only after realize there are female users here is offensive. If you don't see that, this is absolutely not the place for you

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute intent isn't worth the toilet paper you could write the statement on explaining it, tbqh. Rather than talk about what you intended, you could internalize the horrified reaction you received, learn something, and stop doing the thing that made people angry at you.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why would you write a statement on toilet paper?

kalina

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute You were trying to be offensive, you got a negative reaction from it, accept your mistakes and move on rather than lying about them

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice so that I can wipe my ass with it.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

00:49

I'm not lying...

kalina

Also big bold sentences are annoying as fuck. Stop doing it.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why would you wipe your ass with your own statement?

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

It'd stupid of me in the first place to try to be offensive on a public chat room.

GnomeSlice

**BOLD IS THE SHIT**

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user15026

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute What -were- you trying to achieve?

kalina

00:50

@GnomeSlice he says, in italics

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice congratulations, sir.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice should've left it

Fluttershy

I survived a tornado warning to come back to this? :(

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz done

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@AshleyNunn Stir a conversation which resulted in most epic of epic failures.

kalina

00:50

@Fluttershy <3

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice with the dum stars

spugsley

@Fluttershy yeah :/

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz done again

user15026

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Why would you even -think- that would be a good idea?

Wipqozn

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute A conversation about how women just like to complain?

Fluttershy

00:51

@spugsley Hi, lady! <3

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute it doesn't matter if you were lying. Intent is irrelevant because what's in your head doesn't matter, only what you actually do or say.

spugsley

:) Hi

user15026

@Fluttershy I am very happy you survived, if it helps!

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn Me too! :D

spugsley

@Fluttershy did you see a tornado? :o

Fluttershy

00:52

@spugsley No. Thankfully. But the sirens were going off and the wind got super cray-cray.

GnomeSlice

10 hours ago, by GnomeSlice

Today's Listening

For anyone who may have missed it

user15026

@Fluttershy Yikes.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

Ok. Everyone, I'm sorry for hurting those that I hurted. I hope you forgive me for my first and final mistake. It won't happen again.

spugsley

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Ok :) I'm good moving on.

OrigamiRobot

Man, @Sterno always misses the good drama.

kalina

00:52

you have made more than one mistake

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

@spugsley :)

@kalina wait, what?

GnomeSlice

Are you guys actually shouting at somebody besides me?

spugsley

Let's talk about something fun! Like @Fluttershy's tornado!

Fluttershy

@kalina Let's just try and move on, maybe?

GnomeSlice

Feels good man

kalina

00:53

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute you posted a trollface

fbueckert

@spugsley A tornado counts as fun?

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

sigh

kalina

@Fluttershy hey, I feed off internet tears

fbueckert

You have a strange definition of fun.

Tom J Nowell

Where's my angel cake

user15026

00:53

@GnomeSlice Please don't.

spugsley

@fbueckert I mean....if your not in it....

kalina

DON'T DENY ME MY SUSTENANCE

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Is that a tornado in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Don't ask for it. Earn it by dropping the subject, moving on, and not being a dick.

5

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fluttershy

00:54

@OrigamiRobot :o

fbueckert

I now own a couple meth stars, and am making almost a billion grams of meth a second.

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot both.

fbueckert

How the hell do you store that much meth!?

GnomeSlice

@fbueckert You're welcome.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot The tornado exists because he is happy to see you

spugsley

00:54

@fbueckert holy fucking balls O_o what happened to you?!?

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk That'd be pretty impressive.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice I could yell at you if you like

fbueckert

@spugsley I'm playing Dr. Meth.

Unionhawk

Indeed.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley drmeth.com

@LessPop_MoreFizz You always yell at me anyway.

Trent Hawkins

00:55

@fbueckert discussion of web games like this must make law enforcement agents batty.

kalina

@spugsley while you were gone I turned everybody into meth addicts

user15026

@GnomeSlice Please don't.

kalina

@spugsley ...

fbueckert

@TrentHawkins Having fun and screwing with the NSA.

Yuki

@fbueckert That... seems to sound a lot like this one.

GnomeSlice

00:55

@AshleyNunn Don't what?

fbueckert

I call that a win-win.

Yuki

And yes, that one has "meth stars" too.

fbueckert

@Yuki Yeah, they're pretty similar.

Except clicking bad is much, much shorter.

user15026

@GnomeSlice Turn this into another discussion like the one we had the other night.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn I wasn't planning on it?

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:55

@AshleyNunn I could yell at him for something that isn't dramatastic, like being pop culturally ignorant

GnomeSlice

It was just a joke

user15026

Quite hnestly, there has been so much stupid drama in various places over people not thinking before they type and it is exhausting.

spugsley

WE JUST PAID A MORTGAGE

that's very adult

Unionhawk

Lesson of the day: Think before you type, and if 5 people tell you to stop, stop.

fbueckert

@spugsley You spelt paid wrong.

RedRiderX

00:57

Also @AshleyNunn, I think you need to see if you can get a porn stash over in the Fiasco room.

spugsley

HAHAHA I DID

user15026

@spugsley The most adult

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Nooooooooooooooo

kalina

I suppose now I've taken over the entire universe in clicking bad I should move onto dr meth

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley enjoy realizing that you can't call a landlord and make them fix it the first time something breaks.

Fluttershy

00:58

@AshleyNunn I dunno about that... But it's pretty adult.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Home ownership is for suckers.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot I didn't say that @AshleyNunn would find it!

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz but at least I own my shitty breaking shit!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley and have to pay to fix it

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz They just call me.

GnomeSlice

00:59

Oct 15 at 2:50, by GnomeSlice

New Cookie Clicker Clone

I was playing Dr Meth before it was cool.

fbueckert

@LessPop_MoreFizz I actually kinda like that part.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz That reminds me, I've been meaning to ask. Do you actually own an apartment or something, or are you literally a nomad? you're always on the road for work, so I've been curious.

AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute

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