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09:00
I hate timezones
wtf, how do I spoiler quote someting?
We should all have the same timezone
@fredley There's no need to quote a spoiler, it looks like a quote already
Or do you mean include a quote inside a spoiler?
Multiple blocks of spoiler quotes confuse markdown
@qwertyk31 maybe Bill Gates read all my unread emails for me
@qwertyk31 nevermind, replace Bill Gates with a google person
@jontsef no it was the NSA
09:03
@jontsef Larry Page?
@jontsef Badp?
ok whoever it as marked them as unread again and it's back to 25.8K
as= was
So you have something to do on a rainy day.
And you can edit your lines. For a time. Just click on the "triangle down" icon to the left of it.
@MartinSojka ?
it doesn't rain here :( and editing should not be allowed in chat rooms
09:05
@jontsef why?
@qwertyk31 Did someone call?
@jontsef There's an edit history.
@jontsef It's limited to "just for a minute or so after you posted it", and it's awesome actually.
@3ventic @fbueckert says good morning at 1:11PM.
@TheNSA did you read jontsefs emails?
09:06
I don't understand candy box
I've found the first MLP reference in CB2
:D
:11839712
MLP suks
4
:P
@qwertyk31 ...maybe.
what do lolypops do?
> You threw 350 candies on the ground...? (-_-) why are you throwing candies like that?
09:11
@3ventic i have thrown >700
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Q: Why throw candy on the ground?

3venticWhat is the point of throwing candy on the ground using the "Throw 10 candies on the ground"? All that seems to happen is that the text under it becomes more and more disappointed in me. ಠ_ಠ

@3ventic You have to throw MORE
MORE I SAY!!!
this game is starting to get addictive
> You threw 450 candies on the ground...? (O_O)
@3ventic MORE!!!
09:16
I'll go grab some food and donate all my candies to the ground
@TheNSA I accidentally formatted my hard drive can you send me your backup
2
34 mins ago, by Kevin van der Velden
@qwertyk31 no, stay away from it. :|
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Q: Squirrel Question for the 3rd round

candy2Stuck on the 3rd question asking how many candies does the candiest person in the world possess? Much harder than the frog.

@qwertyk31 Thank you for using PATRIOTBackUp Solutions. Your data will be with you in 4-7 working days delivered by Blackhawk. Ignore the men in dark suits with glasses. Please note: Some delay by the government shutdown may be caused.
when was candy box 2 released?
09:22
@qwertyk31 Today, I think..
:11839509
I need to work on my quoting skills
I want to play pokemon but this game is so good
@3ventic good
GOOD
I didn't notice the invert colors button in CFG so I edited them all from console ._.
09:25
Players who enjoyed this game also enjoyed: Progress Quest
@PrivatePansy The 3dMode of that game is awesome.
Dammit, I am not going to look at the candybox 2 source yet.
Stop wanting to cheat.
If you look at the source code you might actually learn something
@Arperum couldent you just edit the save
its all plane text
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Q: How do I beat the seahorses?

fredleyIn the sea level, I do ok until I reach the seahorses. They fire projectiles but never attack, and never go away. How do I kill them?

Which would be productive, which is counter-productive to your goal of procrastination
09:29
@PrivatePansy I don't want spoilers, but I want it faster.
@qwertyk31 If I edit something it would be not in the save but in the actual JS object.
@Arperum Cheating in CandyBox?
> good. here's the bar. no more throwing!!
Guess what I'm going to do.
@3ventic MORE THROWING!!!
MORE!
@5pike MOAR DIGGING
You threw 580 candies on the ground (o_o)
09:34
> You threw 1 740 candies on the ground
Yeah, lollipop farm is go
Oh my GOD, this game is so cool
20 lps and counting
@3ventic Camels are eating my face.
The sqirrel riddle is great
Made it totally by accident..
09:35
can you eat the candies after you throw them on the ground? 5-second rule
5-femtosecond rule
2
@3ventic Mythbusters also busted it, if I remember correctly.
10 min rule for candys
Google doesn't allow me to enter php.net because of malware warning ಠ_ಠ
80 lps
yeeeeeah
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Q: The squirrel - uestion 'bout the tree and his trunks

candyzun"How many marks can you find on its trunk?" - I assume one does not have to calculate, as the riddle might be about the tree the squirrel sit's on. I counted the visible "marks" several ways, none of them was correct. Which is?

Oooh, milled lollipops
I get 1 lolypop per 2 hr
@qwertyk31 Plant more
I'm up to 99lps and I don't think it goes higher
Saving up for a spell book
@fredley 1lp/5hours, yay...
09:45
Oooh I can mill lollipops... into candies!
@fredley where can you get more
@qwertyk31 There's some in one of the houses
Buy from the candy merchant
@fredley he is sold out
@qwertyk31 There's one in the sorceress's hut
What did you do with them all?
I hope you didn't throw them in the well
@fredley planted them
09:47
1lp/25minutes now.
I can spell now
yay
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Q: What do lollypops do?

qwertyk31I have got some lollypops and planted them. but what do they do apart from growing more? can you use them for something later in the game?

0
Q: About the "tic-tac-toe squirrel challenge"

candy2Squirrel plays tic-tac-toe at expert level and is a formidable player. Has anyone managed to win? Tried following this: http://www.wikihow.com/Win-at-Tic-Tac-Toe but its always a draw.

ok thats enough candy for one day
I think I finished the game, the ASCII guy is just eating giant ASCII candy
@3ventic I don't think the game is finished yet. Just this part of the game
09:57
@5pike But I don't like candy so I'm not going to eat any
@3ventic Then you won't get healty
Also - Top bar, click on Map
@5pike Oh
:D
Lol
Woah, sea level has some evil bosses
There is much, MUCH more to this game
10:00
I have a magic sponge
This is NOT going well
It feels like they've found a way to make this gross misconduct
@kalina What?
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Q: Is it possible to earn more than 100 lollipops per second?

fredleyI have pumped my lollipop rate to 100/s, but it took a long time to go from 99 to 100. Is it even possible to get higher or should I stop?

They're starting my actions had the potential to publicly damage the company through negative press which would have damaged the share price and made our primary customer base lose faith in the product
Stating*
@kalina That sounds pretty bad.
10:13
Tell me about it
@kalina Oh shit. Sounds like someone is using you as scapegoat.
@kalina :/
@3ventic how many candy did you throw away? I'm at 2 300 candies and he just started eating giant candy, does he ever stop?
@Arperum I don't think he does
Threw 4000 on the ground. He keeps on nomming
@5pike I'll stop throwing then.
10:20
I think there'll be something more to this buy. Just keep on playing.
lolligators
Pogo stick
@kalina what are they saying you did which is so terrible?
Candy box questions are annoying because their answers look like comments
10:36
To be fair, one could flesh out these answers with some code spoilers.
@3ventic Candy Box 2 answerers worst answerers
Squirrel seems simple. Or is it just me?
"This is what you need to do and here is why: {code}"
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Q: How do I brew an X potion?

fredleyThe instructions are:

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Q: Why did my candy box save go

qwertyk31I closed my candy box tab and when i opened the game again it was at the start again! how can I stop this from happening, i am using chrome on mac. is there any way to get my save back?

@qwertyk31 "ok thats enough candy for one day"
10:45
@jontsef need moar candy
Forest level is hard
@fredley I have access to forest with an iron axe...
@Arperum You beat the forest?
I cant get past the bridge :(
@fredley No, I can enter it and get raped.
@qwertyk31 You don't need to for the forest.
10:49
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Q: Which weapon has the highest dps?

fredleyI have a choice currently between the troll bludgeon (12-16 damage, slow) or my silver sword (7 damage, medium speed). Which has a higher average dps?

0
Q: The squirrel ant the yellow hat

sinister.sinner"Under a full moon, I throw a yellow hat into the red sea. What happens to the yellow hat?" I don't get it.

Took me a while to find that out.
@Arperum o.O
@Lazers I could provide the answer, but it would be a simple sentence...
@tombull89 Damn you self. And starpeople.
@Arperum how do you get there
10:50
@qwertyk31 through the cave
@qwertyk31 move your mouse over the map, there is more then one point where you can click.
@Arperum got it
I just got pwned by a monkey :(
@qwertyk31 I can't beat that monkey either. You don't need to beat it.
I think I know how to beat the forest
Nope, I was wrong
wolves are evil
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Q: Does anything else happen if I continue to throw candy on the ground?

HaidroSo I've gotten to a stage where whenever I throw candy on the ground, the same thing keeps happening. Is there anything else that could happen? Or should I just stop throwing candy on the ground? This is what appears for me currently: You threw 4 330 candies on the ground ...

the whole front page of arqade is candy box :P
10:56
@qwertyk31 Front page is longer then 7 questions :p
Am I going to have to ignore candy box questions?
Evil monkey
@Arperum there are 18 tagged questions
OK, so I guess I'll have to make and answer a question about all question from the squirrel. Then all questions about one specific question can be duplicated to the complete one.
@qwertyk31 Still not a complete front page.
@Arperum for me it is?
my page is 15
10:59
@qwertyk31 Nineth question on front page is medal of honor.
@Arperum thats the top questions i was talking about newest
The squirrel nonsense is starting to annoy me. One question to rule them all.
Forest is difficult
@qwertyk31 That's something different
Got a long way through that time, but it goes on for so long
11:00
@Arperum oh
@tombull89 no start playing too
@fredley Did you get red or pink gloves?
@Arperum pink
But I can get red too
I have the chocolate and gloves
@fredley red is fireball throwing. I just got myself a pink pair to check what these do.
I've got red now, and a desert bird feather
Neat
Hmm, flying over the wolves they can still eat me
@fredley That sounds cheap.
11:07
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Q: Squirrel Question

LeSmoozeI'm at the part where I am asked to complete a sequence of 7 letters and a question mark. I simply just don't understand what I am supposed to do. Can I get some help?

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Q: PC/Fallout New Vegas/No mouse pointer in opening menu

ProfessorStupidCoolHardware/OS CPU - Phenom II quad core GPU - R7950 HD RAM - 8GB SSD - 2x120GB RAID 0 OS - Windows 7 Install Environment Up-to-date windows Latest beta catalyst drivers Up-to-date game cache No Mods Other software runs fine (unlikely to be RAM) Description I have New Vegas (installed th...

Bah, the source is all minifiedish. This is inconvenient for my squirrel question question.
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A: Where can I get more lollipops?

candy2how do you plant the lollipop?

Why do we keep getting people all repeating the same thing? This seems to happen a lot lately.
@Sterno Canned comments from the review page
Different canned comments?
What we don't need is a separate question for every fucking squirrel question.
11:09
@OrigamiRobot I am working on one for all questions. rest assured.
There's questions for fucking squirrels?
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@tombull89 Check
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Q: Please don't leave critique comments that repeat what's already there

SternoSomething I've been seeing a lot lately is that a question or answer will have a problem. Someone will leave a helpful comment telling the person what's wrong. Great! A example, which will likely be 10k only soon. The problem arises when two or three more people arrive and say the same thing. E...

Those of you playing, weigh in here?
I feel like the other one should cover this too. "What happens if I throw candy?" and "what happens if I throw even more candy?" don't feel like they should be separate to me. What if after you get you answer, something different happens when continuing to throw still more candy? Collapsing these all makes sense to me. But I'm just one vote! — Sterno 1 min ago
11:22
THERE ONLY NEEDS TO BE ONE QUESTION ABOUT THROWING CANDY ON THE GROUND
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Q: How do I open the Candy Box?

fredleyI've found a candy box, but I can't open it. What do I need to do? Does it have anything to do with throwing candy on the ground?

Your face is a candy box.
There need to be more Candy Box 2 questions
Oh god dammit, too much work, I'll do that friggin all squirrel question this evening.
About to finish Forest: drank P potion and died
11:30
Jesus Christ, is the sqirrel really that hard?
Hey
Candy box 2 has just been release or what?
@M'vy Just?
-1
Q: Answere this please 4th question

user57977In an ancient forest grows a very old tree, on which live the most intelligent animals in this world. It is said that this tree has 60 roots, 360 branches and 2160 leaves. How many marks can you find on its trunk? " Please :(

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Q: What is the Answer to the squirrel's 2nd Question in Candybox2

jimblelockI really need to know the answer to the 2nd Question to the Squirrel. "That's right! Here's 20 candies for you. Now complete this sequence of letters and you'll get a new reward : S, E, I, D, N, A, ? "

Idk it's like the first page is filter by that tag
@M'vy Yeah, it was released today.
11:32
@5pike The only thing that can be seen as hard is the tic tac toe where he seems to be playing rather optimal.
All the other questions were trivial.
And as long as he plays perfect i can't win :(
@Arperum Think outside the box
@5pike I half expected that. I tried clicking on one of his moves in the hope of overwriting it.
@Arperum I could spoil it by replacing one word of "Think outside the box"
@5pike Oh I knew it immediately once you said that.
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Q: How do you obtain melons in Minecraft Xbox Edition?

BigHands5014I've played minecraft xbox edition for quite a while now, and I have not found ANY melons. I'm wondering if I have to find it in a chest, or if they spawn with the map?

11:38
I just had not tried that yet, despite thinking of it.
MLP S4's two-parter premiere synopsis is up. Go spoil yourself in the usual places if you're so inclined
@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ
I beat the octopus king!
squirrel question number three is in the hot SE box :p
Octopus King Crowns are awesome
@Lazers What is wrong? A non-candybox question?
11:48
I BEAT THE MONKEY
@fredley Never heard that one before...
I beat the forest!!!!
Close votes please on Candy Box 2 dupes
I can now just tank forest for candy
11:52
No more bookmarkable save in Candybox 2?
@BenBrocka ?slot=number of save slot
Yeah but that's only for a local PC
candybox 1 saves could be bookmarked and loaded in any browser
@BenBrocka You can export a save by means of some text thingy on the save page.
Yeah but that's...approximately 100x less convenient. Oh well
11:56
Castle entrance is hard
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Q: Credits without completing all missions?

AndrewCThis question contains a bit of a spoiler, so if you haven't yet seen the credits read no further. I just got the credits in the game, completing the mission where you take out the three targets with the three guys. But, when I go to the start menu it tells me I've only completed like 38/67 mi...

@kalina Hello
I got fired
@kalina :(
11:57
@kalina D:
@kalina Aww :(
There was a negotiation
Where I am getting 4 months pay
@kalina FUCK
11:57
+ benefits
To leave without drama
@kalina That seems pretty solid at least
@kalina They expected you to burn the building?
What about a reference?
@Arperum you don't?
And as such, I left, without drama
11:58
@KevinvanderVelden Well, yes.
They only give generic references
So that's not an issue
The negotiated pay had clauses
Starting I must return all property undamaged
Stating...
since I took my laptop with me I made them sign to state all property was returned
@kalina Was it?
Yes
Now, time to start enacting my backup plan
@kalina disable all the automation?
@kalina But having it written down removes their option to go "you didn't return item X"
12:02
@kalina dead-mans switch?
oh I had the opportunity to log into my laptop to "delete cookies" during which I delete all my toys
Deleted*
@kalina Your toys? Arqade login cookie and such? the random methgames? Or super automation scripts?
We are talking like 10k worth Oic payments arperum of course I made them sign there and then
@Arperum @kalina suitporn?
My automation = toys
12:06
@kalina That is going to hurt them. "Why did everything suddenly stopped working?"
I did all my web browsing via rdp, there were no cookies
Oh no it's not like that at all
My job was primarily installing software
I automated it all
@kalina it'll be more like "Kalina could do this in half an hour, why is it taking you 2 days?"
Anyway I have to bbl
Battery is red
Music > chatting
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Q: Galactic War quest?

candy2There is a simulation of in game 'Galactic Wars' which can be unlocked once you get the key to the 3rd house. What is the purpose of this game? Has anyone managed to complete it because I get killed at Level 3 each time

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Q: How do I get out of the hole with my stuff?

fredleySo I can get to the chests in the hole ok, but I can't get out and keep my stuff, what do I do?

@kalina this is true :) cya
12:26
@Unionhawk @Fluttershy Alright, so 140
Look who I found in low quality review: gaming.stackexchange.com/review/low-quality-posts/54581
it's alright I guess
very short, beatable in an hour
@Arperum I feel so ashamed
although there is the hard mode after that which will probably take another two hours
stylistically the game is very simple
the music is okay
@fredley And you should. Posting low quality questions. How dare you.
12:30
I guess I was just underwhelmed by it
nothing really wrong with it
Whooo... 5K... Halfway to getting spammed by flags and whatnot.
Why does this question have the dupe box even though it's not closed?
@Yuki Congrats! I got to 2k during the arqade bruning/cleanup earlier this week.
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Q: Where are the screenshots saved to for space engineers

ReallyGoodPieI have taken a couple of screenshots on space engineers and I can't seem to find them. I have check both the local files and steam screen shots and can't seem to find them anywhere. Does anyone have any idea where these screen shots are saved?

@3ventic I see no dupe box.
12:33
@Arperum Must be question author thing when it's flagged/close-voted
@3ventic probably.
@Arperum Run on sentence!
I'm a little sad that the much better worded dupe got downvoted.
Giant teapot, wat
@Mana Hmm... It's fairly cheap though, right? Would you say it's worth the price?
Commence octopus piling
12:45
I'm mildly surprised to find that FF12 actually plays somewhat like a MOBA
Well, a single player MOBA
@Sterno I am planning on making a big question with all the squirrel questions and answers in it tonight.
My octopus pile is getting big
@Arperum I will be interested to see how exactly that ends up getting closed, since it'll be a dupe for like 3 others. :P
@fredley that sounds like a personal problem
@Unionhawk Dammit, my octopus pile didn't work
12:49
@Brant That would be quite a few pseudo elements.
@fredley You need to stop separating multiple sentences with a comma, it doesn't work that way!
@Sterno Shhh
@Sterno I was kinda aiming for getting the others redirected to that one. But if it is decided that mine is the dupe, I'll be watching how it will be closed.
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Q: How do I beat the desert temple third room?

fredleyIt's big and empty and I can't get up to the top, what should I do? I can't jump high enough, anti-gravity doesn't seem to do anything either.

@Arperum I have not played the game, but I think a separate question for each riddle makes more sense than creating a mega question to handle all squirrel riddles
But maybe what I just said makes no sense. I'm basing it off the context of the questions I read.
12:53
40
Q: What are the correct answers to The Frog's questions, and what is the reward when I get them all correct?

galacticninjaI recently encountered The Frog in the Swampy Swamp: "Hello. I'm The Frog. I can provide you candies, and lots of things. I know how much you love candies. But I feel alone in this swamp. I'd like to play with you before. If you answer my questions correctly, the sweetest sweets will be yours....

One question for all the squirrel questions will be fine.
@OrigamiRobot Except we already have separate questions. Creating a new combined one and closing the other as dupes is silly.
That I agree with
lol, ADR reference
It was silly for people to ask separate questions to begin with, but whatever.
Cute oven is cute
12:56
@OrigamiRobot Not really. If I get the first two because I think they're really easy and get stuck on the third, why would I ask about the first two when #3 is all I care about?
Most people aren't in the habit of asking questions about parts of the game they've already solved.
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Q: After taking the x potion

candy2Seems from any level taking the x-potion teleports to this place where you fight yourself. But then keep dying before can kill myself. heal potion heals both ??!!

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Q: What do I use a pain au chocolat for?

fredleyI made an oven happy by letting it make me a pain au chocolat. What can I use this pastry for?

@Sterno Because questions aren't just for you.
@OrigamiRobot So why haven't you posted questions for every single part of a game you've already solved?
Is it just me, or is Candy Box 2 really slow?
@Sterno Because I'm lazy.
12:59
I hit the butan to go kill rats in the basement and went afk to shower and such and came back half an hour later and it isn't done

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