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19:00
Wow bad parent
@GraceNote Bad parent or best parent?
Aw, I'm not being serious. I wouldn't do that solely for that purpose. Solely.
$3.25
Aaaand paypal won't let me
Thanks paypal
@OrigamiRobot The best parent would've bought a second copy so that they can race.
19:03
@MichaelDunfield I really enjoyed the demo for the earlier version, it's a shame they don't still have a demo.
@RedRiderX Or the DRM-Free version...
This version is harder, yes?
@MichaelDunfield That too.
The Desura game now just gives you a steam key
@RedRiderX Presumably, with the title and everything
Also @RedRiderX Did you see the new IGS feature?
Really crazy game
@MichaelDunfield I guess that's Paradox's doing.
and really unique
@RedRiderX ?
19:04
@MichaelDunfield Their publisher?
@RedRiderX Oh.
I thought you were calling it a paradox
@Coronus Take his porn too
@MichaelDunfield You monster.
If he's older than 16, he almost certainly has porn somewhere.
@MichaelDunfield Well considering the story, I imagine a Paradox Machine isn't too far-fetched.
Also anybody who likes puzzle platformers should grab Full Bore while it's on sale.
19:10
I should finish electronic super joy some day
btw there's been an update on the upcoming new top bar refresh plus duplicate: and intags:mine are now search operators that exist.
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There's also an intags:mine search option that kind of flew under the radar.
@badp Yay, new question links in the sidebar. Because you can never have enough of those, right?
@TimStone what are my tags? is that the machine learning tag thing?
Nah, just your favorite tags.
So you don't have to enumerate them manually.
19:14
@TimStone That's been a while before this update though.
infavorites:mine seems nice.
@badp I'm guessing you search duplicate:0 to filter out duplicates?
well that's just out of touch I've been lately!
@GraceNote Oh, I know. But I don't think most people heard about it.
@Yuki Or duplicate:1 to filter in only duplicates.
19:15
@badp I like the planned change to have the topbar in chat a lot, I always thought it to be a bit silly that I couldn't see my inbox in chat
@MadScientist There's that too? Nice!
That said, I can't find this mysterious intags:mine query.
@badp Can you substitute a user ID for mine when using the intags: search operator? Or is intags:mine the only option?
Personally I'd be okay with just a live-updating flag counter of sorts, but that might be too much
@MadScientist The best part about the topbar change is that the search bar will stop expanding.
19:17
@badp Yes, it'll extend to chat as well as all other places.
@Yuki I'd ask @TimStone, who obviously knows more than I do about it; I don't think other people's favourite tags are public
Yeah, it only accepts mine as far as I'm aware.
I'm still not sold on making it black everywhere, but I like all the other changes that are proposed so far
@MadScientist how about Mauve?
@badp site-specific, as it is now
19:18
@MadScientist Site-specific Mauve, yes.
For some it's straight mauve, for others it's striped mauve and mauve.
It's going to be a slightly off-green color.
I'm working with Jin to make this a reality.
Ah, intags:mine breaks when you have no favourite tags.
@GraceNote as in, mold?
And it also accepts intags:1, apparently.
@GraceNote Like the mod newsletter?
19:20
@MadScientist Yes.
@FEichinger intags:23 doesn't match what I get for intags:mine
Personally I'm surprised it works at all
call e still best call
I haven't even been updating it.
@BenBrocka She made it to the finals at least.
I'm hoping for her but I'll be satisfied with F as well if it comes to it.
Remember that time @GraceNote was going to burninate ?
Or merge it.
Merge was what I was suggesting to happen s'long as the not-Minecraft question got handled.
Then I proceeded to found a guild and several other misadventures unrelated to finishing that job.
@badp Yeh, it doesn't check for ID, but for 1 or mine.
I tried to get my 15 month old daughter to use the Wii yesterday. But the only game I could find was Just Dance 4, so basically she just laughed at me while I idiotically danced to "The Final Countdown"
@badp also I didn't know you were a fan of Spacechem. You should check out Great Permutator
19:26
@GraceNote It was indeed handled.
@BenBrocka She doesn't have feet?
@GraceNote F would be okay but I'd definitely prefer E
@MichaelDunfield Nope
@BenBrocka Aye t'that
@MichaelDunfield she has a little bump where her toes are
you can barely see it on the left foot
@Sterno I need to hear more Adventures of SkyDrift
I don't know your daughter's name so I'm naming her SkyDrift because I love that game so much.
19:29
She's amazing.
@OrigamiRobot This just reminded me of a theoretical exchange on ship naming I had in EO4.
I hate you guys.
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Q: Do effects of the Paladin's Shield stack?

RetrosaurThe Paladin's Shield wiki page states: transfers 25% of the damage inflicted on allies to the wearer when its health is above 25%. Allies must be in the same team color for it to work. It gives the most base defense of all accessories with up to 10 defense available if reforged to wardi...

@Sterno I am applying it retroactively to all previous mentions.
@OrigamiRobot I don't think you have the technology.
19:31
Nov 23 '12 at 17:11, by GnomeSlice
NO WHY DOES SKYDRIFT CRASH
Jul 20 '12 at 23:07, by GnomeSlicE
And skydrift says I'm not connected to the internet.
@OrigamiRobot IT FITS. SHE WAS LEARNING TO WALK THEN.
@Sterno He didn't, but because he will, he does now.
Even @Sterno's daughter knows @GnomeSlice doesn't have internet.
Nov 23 '12 at 17:30, by GnomeSlice
Skydrift is made entirely of fun.
@Blem Goddamnit, Blem, this is what I get for un-ignoring you.
19:34
:D
well it is the last for today
going to bed now
Too much catbug.
NN people
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Q: How does car ownership work in [GTA Online]?

FistOfFurySo I bought my first garage in GTA Online but I have no idea what its used for. I read that I can buy cars online, but if a car that i buy gets destroyed do i have to buy a new one? If I leave a purchased (uninsured) car on the street is it gone forever? If I put a tracker on it, does it repla...

@GraceNote There's only 12. I'm just going to manually remove them because people keep distracting you with Call and such :P
@OrigamiRobot I just need a design settled so that I then have the big debate of which site I get to use for an avatar.
Also she's cute.
19:40
Tag removed.
Well, the tag is still there, it just isn't on any questions.
That's basically removed.
It still shows up as a tag if someone tries to use it.
@Lazers And here it is again, .
For only the next few hours since it's almost the turn of the day.
Thank you Lazers. :P
19:43
It's basically at the same state of "alive" as a terribly gruesome metaphor that I almost made but then I figured it was too blefn to go through with making.
Why won't steam save my screenshots for this non-steam game
How hard can it be
fucking get it right
I want a background image on the library page for it
@GraceNote Now I kinda want to know.
stop taking that away from me
I hate you Steam
@FEichinger FIFY
Hmm... Kayak says wait, but there are only 5 seats left on the flight I want.......
And it's a damn good flight too
Jin
Jin
19:48
sigh my GTAV:Online char got deleted
That's... unfortunate.
@Jin Isn't GTA an offline game?
12 mins ago, by Lazers
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Q: How does car ownership work in [GTA Online]?

FistOfFurySo I bought my first garage in GTA Online but I have no idea what its used for. I read that I can buy cars online, but if a car that i buy gets destroyed do i have to buy a new one? If I leave a purchased (uninsured) car on the street is it gone forever? If I put a tracker on it, does it repla...

Jin
Jin
@MichaelDunfield story mode is, but there's multiple online player mode, which is hella fun
Yes, and no. Mostly no.
19:51
@Jin I heard a trick is to NOT pick retry when it says connection failed
@Unionhawk Interestingly, he says Stop more than "hate".
Jin
Jin
@BenBrocka RIP my thug gurl Nyne
I also love the two top results by relevance:
Sep 19 at 16:09, by Michael Dunfield
@OrigamiRobot You are such a troll, you can stop or I will make you stop.
Oct 17 '12 at 16:30, by GnomeSlice
@fbueckert I'll stop when I want to stop.
@FEichinger Not really interesting, honestly. I expected "I hate you guys" to be more common than it is, but stop is a pretty common word
19:55
@FEichinger This makes no sense out of or in context.
@MichaelDunfield Don't tell Steam what to do!
@OrigamiRobot I have to agree with you there.
Everyone has to agree with me all the time. Robot Law.
@OrigamiRobot Don't you follow the three laws?
Jin
Jin
Far Cry: Blood Dragon is amazing
19:58
@MadScientist I don't know which three you're referring to
Laws of Robotics are a set of laws, rules, or principles, which are intended as a fundamental framework to underpin the behavior of robots designed to have a degree of autonomy. Robots of this degree of complexity do not yet exist, but they have been widely anticipated in science fiction, films and are a topic of active research and development in the fields of robotics and artificial intelligence. This includes the legal and legal-philosophical conditions surrounding the use and application of robots. The legal and technical terminology in today’s law is becoming ever more difficult to...
> The Three Laws are:

* A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
* A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
* A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
@OrigamiRobot Asimov, obviously ;-)
Does steam not keep screenshots for nonsteam games if you shut it down?
wtf
all of them are gone
Except for my 292 Rooks Keep screens
FWIW, Asimov's first law is flawed anyway.
@Jin amazing
20:01
@FEichinger That's why there is the zeroth law
he doesn't hate vests
@BenBrocka This was misleading to me. Wrong Francis!
@MichaelDunfield This guy always looks way too excited.
@MadScientist No, I'm not talking about that flaw. The humanity-dilemma is well documented.. The problem I see is that Asimov's First Law blatantly ignores humans acting against other humans with a robot present. Asimov's First Law (and the exemptions in the Second and Third Law) forces the robot to stop the conflict at the risk of its own "life" - jumping in-between and stopping both. At that point, the robot should be aware that it will be unable to act afterwards.
It therefore knowingly creates a situation in which it causes harm by inaction.
@Sterno He's a comedian.
20:05
No, I don't follow those laws at all.
Jin
Jin
@MichaelDunfield he's a sad sad man
@Jin Why do you say that?
I almost wish I could be that ridiculous on command
0
Q: what is a good seed for minecraft to spawn next to a npc village

user56752I want to know if there is a seed for spawning next to a npc village in minecraft. I have not tried anything yet but I hope to try some soon.

@BenBrocka Isn't it amazing
Jin
Jin
20:07
@MichaelDunfield I mean his life, pretty sad. abused as a kid, has major depression issues. etc. i follow his "normal" youtube account
"natural" is what most people seem to associate with my (better) LPs
@Jin It's the same account as far as I know.
He just posts both to it
Jin
Jin
@MichaelDunfield no there's another
20:08
@Jin Oh, is this like where he talks about stuff other than gaming?
He's pretty interesting.
Jin
Jin
@MichaelDunfield it's mostly about his struggle with weight loss
Yeah I see.
I bet that's pretty brutal for him.
Jin
Jin
i too struggled with weight issues
@Jin Like the loss of all the weight from all that hair you chopped off?
Jin
Jin
then one day i realized "i can eat as much as I want without gaining weight? shit... it's a blessing"
@GraceNote I thought the whole company agreed not to talk about my hair anymore??? reported to HR
20:11
I musta missed that meeting. Just like you missed your...
Jin
Jin
@GraceNote you seem to have forgotten that I'll be seeing you in person next week....
@Jin I know, right?!
@Jin I figure we'll bond over a nice bowl of ramen and put the whole thing past us.
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Q: Why when i downloaded a mod called "Single Player Commands" , it does not work?

Minecraft GamerI downloaded a mod in minecraft called "Single Player Commands" , and I open minecraft on browser and it doesnt work?

0
Q: Why can't I join on minecraft pe

AshleyI'm at a hotel and I have Internet, obviously because I'm on this website. But anyways I can't join my friends game. Both of our local server option is on. I don't understand why it's not working. 0.75

0
Q: How do you make a server in minecraft?

Minecraft GamerI went to multiplayer and pressed "New Server" I entered the name I want it to be and the address. I pressed done but it said "hostname not available"

Jin
Jin
20:13
Playstation's twitter account is teasing Frictional Games' new SCP style game...
Jin
Jin
I'm really loving my new PS3... I wish I got it earlier.
Do you have PS+? It's basically a requirement
Jin
Jin
@BenBrocka what is that?
Shadow of the Colosus HD is free this week, and some other stuff
@Jin Free games service (plus some other stuff, and it also serves as the PS4's online multiplayer paywall)
check it out in the PS3 store, it has a list of the current free games. But it's always way worth the $50 a year
Jin
Jin
20:17
@BenBrocka i assume it has a subscription fee?
there's like...$50 a month worth of free games. Hitman absolution was in last month's set, and Ico
Yeah, it's $50 a year or...something a month. $5?
cheaper per year obviously
Jin
Jin
it's not free??? I demand a refund!
@Jin PSN is free. PS+ is not.
@Lazers I... um... what?
Jin
Jin
@Fluttershy i demand a refund anyway!
20:20
@Unionhawk I'm sure it's a dupe.
@OrigamiRobot Well, yes, but still... the question is almost "Why didn't this work", and the answer is "because servers don't work that way."
@Jin What's your PSN thing? Do you have any games other than GTA V?
@Unionhawk yEA, WHAT HE TRIED TO DO IS COMPLETELY WRONG
ALSO CAPS
YAY AUTOCAD
@BenBrocka SCP?
As in Secure-Contain-Protect?
@SaintWacko yeah, the machines (so far) have a major SCP story sort of vibe to them
20:31
@BenBrocka :D
That sounds awesome
(tbh you can skip to the last minute)
Disgaea D2 arrived and I shouldn't even bother starting until after my vacation
@BenBrocka Yeh, there's a loooot of padding at the start.
D2's already out? Yeesh I lose track of these things too fast.
@GraceNote breaking street date like a boss!
it comes out tomorrow but preorders are arriving today
20:37
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Q: How do I change my character stats after starting? [GTA Online]

FistOfFuryI created a character who isn't very physically fit, so my strength is pretty low. From what i've read, strength determines how durable a character is. So it turns out my guy is pretty weak and dies easily. Without starting over, how do i level up my guy's stats so that he becomes more durab...

@FEichinger Yeah. They do tension well but....a little bit too thick
At this rate I'm going to be 5 years behind in gaming.
In, like, 5 years.
@BenBrocka Holy shit
I have been wanting more SCP, in any format, for a long time
Jin
Jin
@BenBrocka RamenSage88
I just hope it's somewhere between the boring slog of Amnesia and the "oh I'm dead again cool game" of "SPC" the game
@Jin I will attempt to remember this, mine is barakkuroze and I desparately hope PS4 will let me change it
20:39
@SaintWacko Ping me when you decide to start Dark Souls! I shall impart my limited knowledge upon you. =P
@Fluttershy Heh
Could be a while
SR4 arriving tomorrow, and Terraria 1.2 just released
Jin
Jin
@BenBrocka i only have GTAV and Far Cry Blood Dragon. I also downloaded a demo for Kill Zone 3
Understandable. I'm playing The Last of Us and Terraria currently. Then I can put more time into Dark Souls and GTA V!
@Jin I have gallons of games for that, like half of them due to plus
Jin
Jin
Oh I can finally play The Last Of Us now!
it better live up to the hype
20:45
It is quite good
also Uncharted 2. And lots of other stuff
@BenBrocka Did you see this one?
Oh
Nevermind
Please tell me Frictional makes PC games
@SaintWacko Amnesia.
@FEichinger Ah
Whew!
@SaintWacko yes, amnesia. Though this one is likely also on at least one Playstation platform
20:55
@LessPop_MoreFizz Hi.
Sony doesn't really push exclusivity on non-first parties tohugh
@BenBrocka Just as long as it's also on PC
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Hello
I would assume so. The current trend for indies on consoles seems to be PS4/Vita then PC (or at same time) then possibly other things are a later date
APPARENTLY KAYAK IS A LIAR; THERE ARE A LOT MORE THAN 5 SEATS LEFT ON THIS AIRPLANE. >.>
user15026
20:58
I want to scoop out my brains with a spoon.
That seems inefficient
Now I want to manually search for flights straight from Delta. I don't know what to believe.
@Unionhawk these things change frequently. Also, allotments vary wildly by retail outlet, different fare classes, etc.
and sometimes people just don't show up
@LessPop_MoreFizz Kayak says "5 seats remain", delta seat map says there are at least 50 seats remaining in economy.
21:01
@Jin I got my copy on release day. Still haven't played it.
I'm getting held back by everything from work to audio issues to my PS3 not reading discs. I think someone doesn't want me to play this game.
Unless the X's mean that seat literally does not exist on that aircraft, instead of "only these seats are currently booked"
Call of Duty: Ghosts to feature dedicated servers on all platforms http://sbn.to/15S17aV
neat
@BenBrocka I watched one of the COD: Ghosts trailers. Apparently, dog > military attack helicopter.
It's a dog, man. Never before have we had the technology to make this happen
@Unionhawk fare classes can vary within the cabin. Kayak doesn't have access to all of them, etc.
21:06
@BenBrocka We can make him better.
Better than he was before.
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Q: TF2 stutters with high FPS, low ping

sommerjjI recently acquired a second monitor and installed it with an HDMI cable. Since then TF2 has been choppy, even though I have high FPS and a low ping. Does anyone know how to fix this problem? My guess is its something to do with the second monitor. I have a GTX 760 that outputs to both monito...

Government please come back. The yard is full of leaves and needs raking
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@BenBrocka That... sounds more like local government. Which shouldn't be affected by the shutdown.
@BenBrocka he jokes but this is literally a true thing in, for example, Washington DC.
I think.
21:10
@Yuki DC local gov't is affected.
@LessPop_MoreFizz True. Whoops.
There's no trash collection. It is... getting bad.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Mostly because DC local gov't is the federal gov't. Forgot about that one hiccup.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I see. Well, either way, concerns of that direct flight no longer existing later are nonexistant.
@Yuki Exactly.
21:11
@LessPop_MoreFizz What D.C. citizens should do is pile all of their garbage in front of the Capitol building or the Congressional residences.
@Yuki people might mistake it for congresspeople
@Yuki there are no 'congressional residences'. Most of them just rent apartments. Many share them with other congresscritters
@LessPop_MoreFizz By "Congressional residences", I didn't mean official residences. Just wherever the representatives happen to be staying.
@BenBrocka To be fair, the garbage pile could probably administrate better.
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Q: Bail bond mission GTA 5

MorpheusI was doing the bail bond mission with Trevor and found the second character Maude requested but on engaging his gang members i accidentally killed him, I know there is a way to replay all the main missions, strangers and freaks etc but is there a way to replay this bail bond mission?

^ Hotel Concierges from Times Square rat on bad guests.
21:23
@LessPop_MoreFizz wat.
> GUEST: I’m gonna go to the show. Then I’m gonna take my wife to the Cheesecake Factory. Then we’re gonna go home and get naked.
CONCIERGE: That’s nice.
GUEST: Damn straight it’s nice!!
> GUEST: Where’s the nearest Starbucks?
> CONCIERGE: Two blocks that way.
> GUEST: (rolls eyes) No, the NEAREST one.
Heh.
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Q: Sign posts in Minecraft

SarahjIn my sons Minecraft random signs keep appearing, on said 'angels fear to tread fools rush in' and the other said 'you will dide' so a misquote and a spelling mistake are suggesting its someone playing around. But I know it wasn't him because he was slightly freaked out... How does this happen? ...

> GUEST: I was pushing the button in the subway to ask directions, and the people who answered were very rude to me and unhelpful.
CONCIERGE: Sir, you were pushing the emergency intercom.
GUEST: Well I had to catch my flight!!!
...
@Unionhawk The sense of self-importance for some people is just... breathtaking.
21:28
> GUEST: Where’s the nearest Starbucks?
CONCIERGE: There’s one on 35th and-
GUEST: But like, a cool one.
I prefer this one
> GUEST: We want the shuttle for one hour before our flight.
CONCIERGE: Sir, that’s not enough time. You need at least 4 hours before.
GUEST: Let me ask my wife, she works in tourism and would know better than me.
CONCIERGE: Sir, I work in tourism.
GUEST: Yes, but she is from Paris.
Yes, but she is from Paris.
She's a doctor. in FASHION
> GUEST: We’re tryin’ t’get married tomorrah. Does my concealed handgun license count as photo ID?
Technically, legally, yes. Does this hotel count it? Iunno. But the TSA allows it!
@Unionhawk The real question is does the city of New York count it at the courthouse for marriages
21:32
0
Q: How do I defeat the Dungeon Guardian?

RetrosaurSo apparently, as of the last update, there is a special "Bone Guardian" pet one can obtain by killing the Dungeon Guardian. Last I checked (or died trying), I died from an instantaneous one hit kill from the Guardian. How in the world am I supposed to kill the Dungeon Guardian to get his drop...

I just found a drink in Rune Factory called, "Prelude to Love"
@LessPop_MoreFizz I mean, it's a government-issued ID with a photo on it. But it's New York, so things that make sense to me probably aren't true.
> Deadly stealth
user15026
@fbueckert That is awesome
Still has ridiculously evil glowy eye helmet
21:38
0
Q: What are the chances of getting StatTrak on a weapon?

RetrosaurIt seems that StatTrak variants are all too rare, and sometimes hard to find. Compare this with TF2, where Strange weapons are aplenty, and unboxing one doesn't take too much effort. However, nothing in CS:GO seems to suggest any sort of "percentage" of unboxing a StatTrak weapon. Is this a fa...

@fbueckert Oh man. I sense some crazy shannigans ahead.
@BenBrocka just do not stare directly at the happy fun ball
user15026
@BenBrocka yet, seen 6 hours ago
21:41
@BenBrocka Or maybe the House of Skulltulla is an attempt by the developer to reward adventurous players with unlimited money.
@AshleyNunn HE probably only abandoned it 6 hours ago, jeez.
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
> The game’s perspective on class issues can best be seen in its portrayal of the Kakariko carpenters and the wealthy family in the House of Skulltulla.
user15026
@BenBrocka Sometimes, I think people just really read too much into things
I honestly can't tell if it's a joke or not. the animals part makes me think it is
But...it's Salon
user15026
@BenBrocka Nah, it reads legit to me....then again that might be because of all the time I spend on tumblr, where stuff like this is frighteningly common
21:44
They also describe Ganondorf's skin as "brown", it's clearly green
I just wonder at how these people seem to think that everything ever created should be politically correct, no matter when it was made. Not saying it applies to OoT...
It's these kind of people that try to get Huckleberry Finn banned for inciting racism in children, when the novel was actually pretty progressive for its time.
It's not the idea of criticism so much as the complete insanity of the actual claims put forth
Not everything was written with 20th century attitudes in mind, let alone 21st century thinking.
user15026
@Yuki Pretty much.
I'm going to toss you into the bridge.
Wait, no, the brig
21:47
> But in the game, domestication is portrayed as a mutually beneficial, voluntary arrangement. The anthropomorphized cows of Hyrule speak to Link, literally saying, “Have some of my refreshing and nutritious milk!” Of course depicting a relationship as anything like symbiotic when one party kills and eats the other, as well as the latter’s children, would be laughable if it weren’t so appalling.
@BenBrocka Where in OoT did they describe eating beef? For all we know, the only reason anybody raises cows in Hyrule is for the milk.
user15026
@Yuki Yeah, just because this is an earth-like place doesnt mean they have all of our customs and mores
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Q: Is there any limit to bounty size?

TimtechI've seen some pretty large bounties (some near 150,000 coins), but I'm wondering if there is any limit to the size of a bounty you can place? And could this be increased by someone else (do they stack beyond the limit)?

Actually, did OoT mention eating meat in any case? The only thing I remember that discussed diet was the Gorons mentioning that they ate rocks.
21:51
And that might have actually been Majora's Mask...
user15026
@Yuki I know you found a fish for a Zora but i cant remember if they were eating it or not
rock sirloin is MM but they mention eating rocks in OoT
Jabu Jabu eats a fish. But he's also a whale
@MichaelDunfield Didn't you link this awhile back about it being taken off Greenlight? Or is this the sequel?
@badp I expected nothing less of you
21:52
@Yuki This is the sequel.
It's out tomorrow!
@BenBrocka just look at the loving attention given to this experimental beta features I like to call "shadows"
I think I'm gonna make a userscript that just replaces any and all links @GnomeSlice posts with herpderp.
it's not perfect yet but it has been measured to increase engagement and immersion by 5%
Replace them with scantily clad women for GnomeClassic
@BenBrocka To be fair, @Gnomie posts links to scantily-clad women. I don't remember the last time he actually posted an image of one. And the closest thing I remember was the video of the lady walking down some street in Paris.
21:55
that's why it's gnomeclassic
@BenBrocka Oh, he used to post the actual pictures?
I pee lying down
On that note I must flee
@FEichinger For increased fun, add an option to replace the text for all links with "NSFW".
> GUEST: Ehh, Kings of Leon?
CONCIERGE: I’m not sure that they’re performing here anytime soon, let me take a look.
GUEST: (as I’m typing) Ehh, what?
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry, they aren’t in town for a while.
GUEST: No? But you have ehh sign!
(he points to a poster for “The Lion King”)
GUEST: Kings of Leon!!!!!

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