The Bridge

Coronus

21:01

Mighty No 9 is smashing through its stretch goals. I am so excited for this game.

Ben Brocka

@MichaelDunfield neat, looks like voxels

@MichaelDunfield smokers houses are terrible. We rehabbed one. Though honestly the smoking was one of least problematic things there

Rats not afraid of people

Michael Dunfield

@BenBrocka ERGH

Ben Brocka

Yeah everything pretty much got torn apart, including some walls and floors

Nice little place now though

spugsley

HI PEOPLES

Blem

goodnight @spugsley

spugsley

21:06

:O

Coronus

@spugsley Good afternoon!

Michael Dunfield

> In some countries, floors are flat and rooms don’t have various degrees of incline. Imagine.

user15026

@spugsley HELLO

Michael Dunfield

heh

Fluttershy

@spugsley HI LADY

<3

spugsley

21:07

<33333333333

I love coming in here because you are all always so happy to see me <333333

Coronus

@spugsley I thought it was because we were all charming and respectable individuals.

badp

@MichaelDunfield sounds awfully boring.

spugsley

@Coronus that's just a bonus!

Retrosaur

most of arqade in a nutshell

badp

amagad its a spugsley

Retrosaur

21:11

badp

and... amagad its a retrosaur

Lazers

0

Q: What is the range of the pyro's air blast?

I'd like to know the range of the air blast, so that I'll know when to right-click when rockets are flying at me. However, I can never seem to get the range right because the compression blast is invisible. Does anyone have any suggestions?

0

Q: How does command blocks work in minecraft?

and im new to command blocks. I don't know the basics of it like changing gamemodes,sending messages,and giving items to people using the block id. I kept trying and it doesn't work.

minecraft

Michael Dunfield

@Retrosaur Sounds about right.

Wipqozn

THis one is dumb.

If they are the person of your dreams, and you didn't want them to pee on you, then they wouldn't be the person of your dreams.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn While I agree, you probably misphrased and/or misread that.

Wipqozn

21:16

Everyone who said no to this is stupid.

Since you know it's only 50 things you just select those things carefully under a controlled situation.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn touches bodies of water for the next hour

> You'll achieve all of your goals
but
Sometimes you'll feel sad at parties

Wipqozn

@FEichinger or individual grains of sand, or any other number of things that would prevent any damage.

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn CC @kalina

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Yeh, but bodies of water are easier to get where I am.

Coronus

@FEichinger I can live with that.

Wipqozn

21:17

@FEichinger Oh no, sometimes you'll be sad... damn, that's terrible

bcause everyone doesn't just feel sad sometimes already

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn The woman of my dreams does not want me to pee on her as much as possible.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield Exactly.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn I kinda want to slap whoever submitted that one.

I'm an evil, grumpy person, I know.

Wipqozn

So just use your power in moderation?

Like this one is just stupid. It's only a negative if you overuse the power, so you just don't overuese it.

There's literally no drawback to pressing the button, because you could just choose not to use your power.

RedRiderX

4

It's like an entire Edward Tufte book in one gif.

Michael Dunfield

21:20

@Wipqozn This is a character in Stephen King's 'Firestarter'

Grace Note

@MichaelDunfield So that character pushed the button?

Michael Dunfield

@RedRiderX this is excellent

@GraceNote I guess. Although I guess it's not so much reading minds as influencing them.

Ben Brocka

@RedRiderX It's beautiful

Wipqozn

You can already do this.

James

@Wipqozn Not at the press of a button!

Lazers

21:23

0

Q: How do Armors and Defense compare?

Every set of armor you can forge in MH3U has a "Defense" stat. Arzuros armor sports a higher defense than Jaggi Armor, and Barroth Mail sports a defense higher than both. However, all armor can be upgraded, which increases its "Defense" value. One of the NPCs in Moga Village even mentions off-ha...

monster-hunter-3-ultimate

0

Q: What button do i press to make a waypoint on my minimap?

one day, in minecraft, I wanted to explore a cave. But I got lost on the way and cant find my way back. I really wanted a waypoint at my home, but what button do I press? I also have the waypoint mod installed

minecraft

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Sherlock, are you shitting?

Wipqozn

Coronus

The heck are you guys looking at?

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Yes, that's the good-ol' pact with the devil.

@Coronus The pictures tell you.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger Except no.

Despite what most people who believe in hell seem to believe it isn't supposed to be fire and brimston.

It's just supposed to be a place devoid of God.

Apparently the entire idea is that God is giving non-believers what they always wanted, a world without God.

In other words spending a da yin hell isn't a big deal.

FEichinger

21:26

@Wipqozn Meh, that's really just a matter of interpretation and/or belief.

Wipqozn

It's just that, according to some Christian beliefs, god is supposed to be the source of all happiness, or something like that.

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Going to Michigan ever[y] Wednesday sounds tiring.

Wipqozn

@TimStone lololol

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn This would be so worth it.

@Wipqozn Not according to most christian faiths. It's a place of eternal suffering.

FEichinger

@MichaelDunfield "most" ...

Michael Dunfield

21:28

@FEichinger I don't know for certain if it's all of them. Probably is actually.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield Yeah, because ti's devoid of God.

The entire idea is that since there is no god, you're suffering just because there is no god

since god doesn't exist you can't be happy, since happiness comes from god.

FEichinger

@MichaelDunfield No, no, no no no. No. Just, no. No.

Wipqozn

IT also makes more sense

The very idea that an all loving god would damn someone to eternal suffering is contradictory.

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn As a Catholic, I have never heard it described that way before.

Wipqozn

buuut this is probably going to go down a path where we all wind up angry so ket's just move on

FEichinger

21:30

@Wipqozn Which is the Lutheran view, indeed.

Grace Note

Agreed.

Wipqozn

You can bring anything from your imagination into real world whenever you want. You can bend reality
but
You are alone. Your power don't work outside your room/house and you can't leave it

I use my all powerful powers to surround the entire universe in my house. Or just declare the universe my house.

Coronus

Understand all truth of universe but Can never talk to others again

Wipqozn

Or something to get around this arbitrary restriction.

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn That sounds like me playing a new game.

Wipqozn

21:32

There are a few of these which are really, really stupid but I'm not posting because they're sexual

Like one involving prison activities.

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn A few? They all seem pretty stupid.

Wipqozn

They obviously have no form of quality control on these things

@JasonBerkan Well, yes.

90% of them are stupid.

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn lolol

Wipqozn

At least.

Michael Dunfield

Give me the link to this

Wipqozn

21:33

You will be able to master every video game
but
You can only play games that people say are good, and not what you say

What?

This is so fucking stupid

FEichinger

@MichaelDunfield Why am I not surprised you find that funny?

Wipqozn

Which people?

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn So you will be able to master every video game everyone else says is good

@FEichinger I found the way he said it funny

Wipqozn

No matter the game, I'm sure I find some subset of people which find it good.

Michael Dunfield

'prison activities'

Wipqozn

21:34

@MichaelDunfield Except that's not going to happen, and if that's the case this restriction is stupid.

People need to really think before submitting things to this.

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn Yeah I know, I was agreeing with you

FEichinger

> You could have a dragon
but
Your wife/husband would be Justin Bieber

Just ... no. shakes head

Wipqozn

So many of these were obviously written by 14-year old boys just starting to notice that girls exist.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Uh-huh.

I'm inclined to spam the hell out of that report function just to get them to implement some actual quality control.

I mean someone's getting emails about that, I bet.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger I just noticed that and reported one about being a porn director.

You get the super power of super speed
but
You have to take an ice bath for an hour each day to keep cool

only 51% said yes

how are people so dumb

If running around makes you that hot the the ice bath isn't going to feel freezing cold

FEichinger

21:39

@Wipqozn They're people.

Wipqozn

4

Story of my life

#yolo #swag #hashtag

1113 (36%) people have pressed this button, while 1972 (64%) did not.
Sleep with an attractive woman every night
but
You have no knees

Michael Dunfield

How is this even a contest

@Wipqozn I'm thinking yes.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield ................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌.................................................................................‌........

Lazers

0

Q: Is there away to regenerate new sand in Minicraft?

I have recently come up with a problem in mini craft. It seems as though I can't find anymore sand!!! Is there more sand anywhere or a way to generate new sand? I play it on my windows phone and can't seem to be finding any. I have explored the entire map and have not found any remaining sand. SO...

minicraft

Wipqozn

You have pressed the button!
5213 (72%) people have pressed this button, while 2021 (28%) did not.
You will save human race and make it better.
but
You will go down in history as a bad person

FEichinger

21:43

@Wipqozn Now, there's a lot of things wrong with that ... But from a purely observant standpoint it is rather curious how the very audience that produces gems like {let's just not mention this} doesn't choose Yes on that one.

Wipqozn

These are so dumb

but I just can't stop, because I love complaining about how dumb they are

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn Batman

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Now, we could get into a political discussion over this, but ... yeh, that one's dumb.

Wipqozn

Holy snap I found one that made me laugh.

Michael Dunfield

I already do this anyway

@Wipqozn this is dumb

Wipqozn

21:45

> IF you press the button you get a powerfull computer with unlimited access to Internet
but
It only runs in windows 8 you can only use Internet explorer

2

Unionhawk

@MichaelDunfield This, collectively, is dumb anyway.

Michael Dunfield

I feel all fuzzy

Ben Brocka

time to shave then

FEichinger

@Wipqozn ... Okay, just ... You know ...

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn This was probably written by an apple fanboy or a kid.

Ben Brocka

21:47

Hey...IE11 is...okay. Ish

Jason Berkan

@MichaelDunfield Only a kid would worry about having unlimited access to the Internet.

Ben Brocka

Actually it sounds pretty sweet if it means extreme up/down speeds

2 mbps up is killing me

Wipqozn

> Always have a good time no matter what
but
laugh awkwardly at everything.

You get free peanut butter for the rest of your life
but
You can never eat jelly again

DISCUSSION: Peanut Butter or Jam?

6196 (87%) people have pressed this button, while 928 (13%) did not.
You get 1 Billion dollars
but
You have to spend ALL of it in one weekend or lose everything.

the 13% fo people who said no are dumb.

You can just, you know

buy a bunch of stocks

donate left over money to charity...

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn This sounds like Brewster's Millions.

Wipqozn

a whole bunch of things in order to use up the remaining money

Michael Dunfield

21:53

In which donating it to charity wasn't allowed, and he had to make sure he had nothing to show for it after the month was up.

Brewster's Millions (1985 film)

Brewster's Millions is a 1985 comedy film starring Richard Pryor and John Candy based on the 1902 novel of the same name by George Barr McCutcheon. It is the seventh film based on the story, with a screenplay by Herschel Weingrod and Timothy Harris. It was directed by Walter Hill. Plot Monty Brewster is a Minor League Baseball pitcher with the Hackensack Bulls. He and his best friend Spike Nolan, the catcher for the Bulls, are arrested and cannot afford bail. A stranger offers bail, if they will come to New York City with him. At the Manhattan law office of Granville & Baxter, Brewste...

Wipqozn

You did not press the button!
1487 (61%) people have pressed this button, while 933 (39%) did not.
You have all of the knowledge in the entire universe.
but
Nobody believes what you say.

Fucking. People.

Just tell people the opposite.

or you know

something to get around it

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn I would rather be clueless and have people think I'm honest than be all-knowing and not able to share any of it

Wipqozn

since you have all knowledge you can easily come up with work arounds.

@MichaelDunfield yo can share it.

FEichinger

In other news, I'm eating some of this delicious beauty now:

Wipqozn

You just need to tell people that the truth is wrong

therefore they think the truth is right

Michael Dunfield

21:55

@FEichinger oooo what is that

FEichinger

@MichaelDunfield Baumkuchen in dark chocolate.

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn IT didn't say people would believe the opposite of what you said

It just said they wouldn't believe you.

Grace Note

@FEichinger On the one hand, it looks like chocolate deliciousness. On the other hand, it looks like a Like-like.

Michael Dunfield

Which means they probably won't even consider what you say.

@FEichinger delicious

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield Yes, which is whyI worded it differently.

Therefore you just say "This is False"

FEichinger

21:56

@GraceNote It looks like a lot of creepy stuff. But that's mostly the angle.

Wipqozn

They won't belive you

The only way for them to not believe you is to believe "This is True"

Therefore you can control what people believe

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn Which doesn't necessarily mean they will believe 'this is true'

Wipqozn

in other words you have two super wpoers

@MichaelDunfield yes it does

Michael Dunfield

It just means they won't consider what you have to say

No

Wipqozn

If they don't believe "This is False" then they have to believe "This is True"

BEcause there's no other option

Michael Dunfield

21:57

I hate you

Wipqozn

I love you too.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn That's just like, your opinion, man.

Wipqozn

...did he actually just rage quit because I disagreed with his disagreeance?

Lazers

0

Q: In Scribblenauts Unmasked, how do you unlock the "No Evil Shall Escape My Sigh" achievement?

I've been trying to achieve this one forever now. Does anyone have a clue on how to do this?

achievements scribblenauts

Wipqozn

You have pressed the button!
23 (36%) people have pressed this button, while 41 (64%) did not.
You meet your soul mate
but
he will never marry you

OrigamiRobot

21:59

@FEichinger WTF is that and did it eat your shield?

Wipqozn

I just won't get married.

Couples don't need to get married to be happy.

"You will never be together" woudl be an actual choice

OrigamiRobot

Aww, @GraceNote already made that joke :(

I'm going home to play Elona and/or cry

I haven't died in a long time.

3

I'm up to about 300k gold

Grace Note

Shiny.

I just cheated away more of my taxes just now since it's the end of the month.

OrigamiRobot

And I got the Black Cat, but he hasn't licked anything yet.

@GraceNote My fame is terrible because I keep failing Party Time quests.

Wipqozn

> You have telekenetic powers.
but
everything you touch either dies or becomes radiated.

Rogue.

Grace Note

22:03

@OrigamiRobot I think mine has licked a single thing that I've seen. But quite frankly, she made it very nice so I'm happy with it all the same.

Wipqozn

> You can go back in time to the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you and make it happen to someone else that you know.
but
The best thing that ever happened to you will also happen to that person.

What?

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Damn. How the hell do you manage that?

Wipqozn

Fuck these are stupid.

Grace Note

Actually wearing it right now but that's only because it synergized really well with going El Kabong on the entire dungeon.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Party Time

Wipqozn

22:03

Okay, 'm done. I've hit my peak of raging at stupid for one day.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn Are you just now realizing this?

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Performer stuff. Ah. I don't have that skill.

Grace Note

@Wipqozn I'm surprised you went that far.

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk No, I've been complaining about them for the past 15 minutes.

OrigamiRobot

My performer is ~20 now

Wipqozn

22:04

@GraceNote I like to complain.

My word, over 15 minutes.

It's been 30 minutes.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Also, a millionaire gave me like 13k the other day

Wipqozn

and my cat is still sleeping on my clothes, and preventing me frmo washing them.

OrigamiRobot

And since I worship the luck god, that happens often

@Wipqozn Can't move it

Lazers

0

Q: When the open beta of hearthstone will be available?

There are a few speculative threads about the Hearthstone public beta being days away, or months away... Is there any official information about that ?

hearthstone

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I know. That would be horrible.

I'm not going to disturb my kitty cat.

Grace Note

22:06

To the basement for maximum tax evasion!

OrigamiRobot

@GraceNote Eh?

fbueckert

@Lazers He should know better.

Grace Note

Sep 26 at 12:45, by Grace Note

Which makes me a worse person? That I hide away all my money in porcelain bank units to reduce my monthly tax bills or that I hide in the basement to avoid paying labor costs for my employees?

Michael Dunfield

Grace Note

I couldn't tell you why the latter works, but at the end of the day, sticking around in the basement (which, since I put an underground lake there with an altar, I have much to do to pass time) zeroes your Labor portion of your taxes.

OrigamiRobot

22:09

@GraceNote Do you have enough on hand to make taxes significant or are you just super greedy?

Grace Note

@OrigamiRobot I have about 5 million in one bank right now.

OrigamiRobot

I see

I found a 10k bank, but I am not using it ATM

I run into item vendors with amazing items in the 100s of thousands range

I have not met another since amassing my fortune (to me it's a fortune)

Grace Note

300k is a pretty nice fortune, especially for someone who's, what, level 12 now?

Lazers

-1

Q: minecraft on creeperhost with online mode set to false

Im testing something and i am about to buy server hosting on creeperhost. So my question is folowing: will minecraft work on creeperhost.com with online mode set to false. What does online mode actually do? Thank you for answers

minecraft

Grace Note

I'd love to save more money but I buy every potion of potential I find (~30k at my Negotiation level) and also funding this school's furniture (I have, for some reason, endeavored to build a school) is semi-costly.

OrigamiRobot

22:12

@GraceNote Just got to 11 this morning.

Grace Note

Even better.

Michael Dunfield

> ‘Breaking Bad’ Ends With Reveal That Whole Series Was Plot Of Book Marie Shoplifted

hahahahahaha

OrigamiRobot

My Evasion is nearly 300% IIRC

fbueckert

You're certainly doing better than I am.

Grace Note

...aw fish I've only got 11 grasshopper left.

OrigamiRobot

22:14

@fbueckert I attribute all my fortune to my God.

Grace Note

I have a spare fishing rod but it's at my first ranch and I might not make it before the time crosses.

OrigamiRobot

I very recently found 2 amazing pieces of armor with ~25 DV each

Grace Note

Welp, time to do the only other option I can do: summon a snowstorm so that I can just sit and read a book to pass the days by.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert When I was around level 6 or so, I realized I had points to spend so I dumped them all in Performer after spending all my platinum to train its potential up

I still fail the Party Time quests, but I make like 5k on each one.

Michael Dunfield

"Food Hacks"

lol

EW

FEichinger

22:23

Uh-huh.

Michael Dunfield

@FEichinger Ugh I just got to that one. What the hell even is that

FEichinger

@MichaelDunfield Good question. Nobody knows, apparently.

Michael Dunfield

is that egg even hard boiled? I mean it's clearly cracked

The corn one is beautiful

Grace Note

Ooh, shiny, @Wipqozn got called out.

FEichinger

@MichaelDunfield I take it, you've never microwaved an egg?

Michael Dunfield

22:26

@FEichinger N... No?

Wipqozn

@GraceNote What?

Michael Dunfield

Can you even do that?

Grace Note

@MichaelDunfield With enough water yes.

And if you don't do it for too long.

Michael Dunfield

You can microwave water?

FEichinger

►

Apt description.

Michael Dunfield

22:27

Oh wait I knew that

@FEichinger lol...

fbueckert

...Dreams gave me Ressurection and Identify in one night.

Sterno

22:42

@MichaelDunfield ZOMG PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CALLING THESE HACKS GAHHHHH!!!1111 head explodes

I blame @OrigamiRobot

RedRiderX

@Sterno Lifehacks from 100 years ago.

Sterno

Those are even worse than normal "hacks", because they're mostly just "how to do stuff"

spugsley

Ian is still at work :(((((((((((((((((((

OrigamiRobot

22:57

SON OF A BITCH

THEY NEVER EVEN SENT MY CARD

I got a letter confirming my address change, but no card.

user15026

@spugsley :(

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot ?

OrigamiRobot

Sep 25 at 13:41, by OrigamiRobot

Especially since this morning I found out my new debit card was returned for bad address.

Sep 25 at 13:47, by OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert I will after I get my new card on its way. That's not the worst part. The worst part is that they didn't call me to tell me. I had to call and ask.

It was supposed to be sent LAST WEDNESDAY WHEN I CALLED THEM

9 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot

Today is the last day my debit card will work. If I don't have my new card in the mail today, I am going to be very grumpy.

Sterno

Oh. I got that. I just ordered you 17,000 subscriptions to Better Lawns and Garden.

spugsley

@Sterno that's too many lawns and gardens :(

OrigamiRobot

23:05

So now I have to go get cash because I WONT HAVE A NEW CARD TILL WEDNESDAY

spugsley

SON OF A BASTARD

fbueckert

Now that I have Performer, I need an instrument.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Nah, there's Pianos scattered around

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot I know. A portable instrument works better, though.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Does it actually work better or is it just more convenient?

fbueckert

23:11

@OrigamiRobot More convenient, from what I can tell.

Instrument quality may play a part as well.

Unionhawk

23:23

...I should probably be doing something productive right now... meh

Grace Note

@fbueckert Different instruments have different effectiveness in Performer. Grand Piano is the best.

That said, that's also the reason why Pianists get Weight Lifting for free.

Grace Note

23:41

...and I just found a grenade that invokes Lightning Bolt on sale. For cheap, too.

Lazers

0

Q: Will my Cookie Clicker save last beyond a reboot?

I have been loathe to reboot my machine for risk my Cookie Clicker game would lose all its hard-won progress. Am I being silly, here?

cookie-clicker

Fluttershy

Do we really want a rockstar-games-socialclub?

Lazers

0

Q: Can't sleep in owned house

Completed the quest "Served Cold," but I can't sleep in any of the beds and I can't wait. When I try, I see the message: "You cannot sleep/wait while being asked to leave." When I execute setcellownership DLC2RRSeverinHouse this issue is not resolved. When I execute player.isTrespassing, the va...

skyrim skyrim-dragonborn

OrigamiRobot

NOPE

COULDN'T GO GET CASH BECAUSE MY CARD IS ALREADY EXPIRED

LUCKILY I HAD ENOUGH CHANGE TO BUY SOME FUCKING BAGEL BITES FOR DINNER TONIGHT

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Fuck everything about your bank.

OrigamiRobot

23:55

@Wipqozn It really just a combination of their shitty online form and this one guy who failed to send out my card after a lengthy discussion about shipping it.

He had the audacity to suggest I pay $15 for the card they failed to end me.

Michael Dunfield

@Fluttershy No...

OrigamiRobot

This was they guy last Wednesday.

The guy i talked to tonight was very helpful.

Michael Dunfield

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