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08:00
@FEichinger He probably doesn't know what a pointer is and he's supposed to be diving head first into openGl things.
@Arperum: Eh, I guess it could work, just take a good while.
A few months.
@Arperum to be fair, you don't need pointers for OpenGL (except function pointers, but get GLEW or similar and they have the same syntax as a function call)
Memory leaks on your GPU are hilarious. And rather annoying to stop, since your whole pc starts to hang.
That's basically "how do I code" and if he even has to ask that, then, well, he's DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
@KevinvanderVelden If you are going to be coding in C you'll need pointers though.
08:02
Guh, I really don't look forward to having to learn about pointers. One of the drawbacks of learning a high-level language first, I guess.
@tombull89 To be quite frank, that's a better start into OpenGL than being specialised in something completely different.
@Arperum only if you want to code proper c, you put everything in global scope and be done with it =p
@LpSamuelm Bah, I learned Java first, and then pointers later on, they are not that impossibly hard.
@KevinvanderVelden Might I suggest a ritual suicide for only global scope?
@Arperum Not saying thay're hard, just that it's yet another thing to learn and probably have to use frequently.
Going to change the way I'll have to code a whole bit, if I understand correctly.
@Arperum no, 50 cal sniper shot from a distance is probably the best idea, don't want to get infected.
08:04
What the hell? I can see ponies. Ponies everywhere.
My friends from school and I referred to them as "pointer hell"
@MartinSojka People like ponies.
I guess.
@LpSamuelm Not in java though, in C++ or C, it's still not that much different. you just have to keep them in mind.
@Arperum Might just be anti-hype, then.
08:06
For a sec I thought you had the Duracell bunny as avatar @tombull89
I once created a brainfuck though with some pointer pointer pointer thing.
I shouldn't complain. If I have to learn something, I'll learn it.
In programming, a lot of times you're better off knowing nothing than knowing the exact opposite.
@Blem Haha, no, it was an attempt on my part to make The Comms Room more pink and fluffy and friendly. It didn't work.
@Arperum You'll get used to it once you step through any non-trivial software in a debugger like IDA Pro.
08:07
Hey, @5pike, what's with the rephrasing my comments?
It got broken somewhere of course and the teacher had clearly no clue as to what was wrong. His help was like "What if we add another layer of pointers?" It didn't work.
@5pike Do I have too few links for your tastes?
I found the problem though, and fixed it.
@LpSamuelm Eh...what?
Link?
For example.
What warranted the rephrasing in that case?
08:08
Ah, that gets automatically added, when you use the "review" option
@LpSamuelm Automatic script I assume, low quality review queue?
That's a review comment, yes.
@5pike Geez, I've been doing all that work myself. So your account is connected to the review option through some kind of script?
@MartinSojka Oh I didn't mind it, the *** thing was just after we finished the regular exercise and were upping the ante a bit so it would be interesting again.
@Arperum First answers, I think.
08:10
(no that is no censor, talking pointers here)
@LpSamuelm The script is provided by Stachexchange itself. Once you get enough REP, you can use it as well.
@LpSamuelm I would be surprised, never had that queue leave a comment.
Link to it is at the top, next to your username ("review")
I can't acces low quality yet, so I assume that's it.
@Arperum Yeah, it's low quality
08:11
@5pike Yeah, the reson I commented there in the first place is I was reviewing some posts myself.
@Arperum Yes. Low Quality has a "Recommend Deletion" button which asks that you choose an appropriate comment. Said comment is then added to the post if it doesn't exist yet.
Review queues unlock at 500 rep, 2000 rep and 3000 rep respectively.
@5pike Oh, you mean you went through review too? That makes sense. I thought your comment was added due to my reviewing it, which would just be strange.
@FEichinger 206 rep to go until I unlock the second batch :)
@LpSamuelm Exactly.
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Q: How do i install Garena Messenger and League of Legends in Ubuntu 12.04?

Joeben AlbisoI have been trying time and time again but they have to be installed separately so they do not work. Additionally, I cannot get it to patch so I can't start the PVP.net client. I have been trying to do it using Playonlinux since wine is way too complicated to a noob like me. Please answer as if y...

08:14
Another day, another famous question
@fredley Hi
@5pike mornin'
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Q: How score is calculated in Google 25th Anniversary Doodle?

SysDragonI just managed to make 183 points (candies) in the doodle, and now I'm trying to reproduce that score on my computer. What is the best way to hit the piñata in order to have more candies? Is there any random calculation involved? I just tried to reproduce the same that I did to make that 183 sco...

I like this question.
It makes me happy.
"How do I get more candy?" A question asked by many, answered by few.
@LpSamuelm Ask the creepy neighbour who insists you call him "uncle".
08:23
The guy with the large van?
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Q: Can anyone remember name of this game?

EnglishMasterI played it on Nintendo DS and was quite addictive. It let you build simple game such as avoiding fast moving objects and also let you publish it online. When you build those mini games, it almost felt like you are programming. What was the game? Apology in advance for any incorrect information a...

08:43
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Q: Question about the war game Grand Battle

user42209I have downloaded the Android game Grand Battle on google play, and I love it. Yesterday I have a High-lv Recruit Card in my bag, but don’t know how to use it. Could anybody help me?

@GamingTopicsFromOutside That ... doesn't look like an Ubuntu question to me.
@FEichinger Shhh. They don't know it yet.
@FEichinger It belongs here, I'd say.
@fredley Damn you @fredley! Now they know!
@GamingTopicsFromOutside Wow, GTFO posted a question which is actually on-topic for us!
08:46
@fredley Once in a blue moon and all.
@FEichinger Less often than that
@Arperum SORRY FOR TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE
@fredley Yeah, you really should be!!!
@fredley WHY WOULD YOU HELP PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET?
@Arperum "They" already know. My parent account is still AU. :P
The internet is for shouting at people who are wrong.
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08:48
@Arperum Corollary: Everybody is wrong.
@FEichinger They are invading! panics
@Arperum Exactly. It's not a place of friendship or happiness. It's a place fuelled by spite, prejudice and anger.
@fredley WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOUTING THEN?
@Arperum I AM HORSE
@5pike And drama.
@fredley TASTY HORSE.
@Arperum YOUR FACE IS A HORSE.
@Arperum SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE
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08:51
@5pike how long till this gets flaged?
@Blem flage
That makes it sound even more dirty
@FEichinger MY FACE IS A HORSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Arperum Pretty sure LSD is not quite like this
@fredley Never tried it. Nor am I ever going to.
@FEichinger I don't get it
08:52
@Blem HAHAHAHA, that preview image...
@Arperum I would, but the circumstances will probably never arise
@fredley Amnesia dev ... uhm ... countdown? ... Something? Mystery. Something. Definitely something.
@5pike yea, looks like it survived with out getting flagged
@fredley If you ever do, inform us about the clockness of our face please.
@FEichinger Just to confirm (given slow-start games are on-trend), this isn't actually playable is it?
@fredley Well ... Apparently not. Code doesn't reveal any interactivity. Just ... a loading screen.
Fed by a PHP file which outputs a number.
And capped at 99%
It's weeeeeeeeird.
@FEichinger That's terrible.
@Arperum I suspect they're planning to manually change to the 100% finished thingy when it hits ... But the code reads that it's capped at 99%. For whatever reason.
@FEichinger That's like "We'll never finish anyway, but let them think we nearly will."
@Arperum Generates more mystery and therefore more hype.
08:55
@Arperum I'm kinda hoping for that, to be honest. That gets the hype rolling instantly.
"Why is this stopping?! What are you dooooing?! It hasn't moved in a daaaaay!!!"
@FEichinger And then after much whining: release a game that CTD's during the last fight/most dramatic scene.
@Arperum Something like that.
Would be masterful at any rate.
It looks rather sci-fi-ish kinda.
@FEichinger You won the game: it now auto uninstalls itself.
@Arperum I'd totally play that.
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Q: Is there a command to move your character?

WandangI am searching for a command to use in the console to move my hero (optional: to a specific location). My reference is: http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Console_Command_List But it is outdated. Does anyone have an idea how to archive this?

 
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10:31
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Q: Dual boot - windows games on Ubuntu

OmernonOn my Windows XP's PC I have two partitions - local disc "C" which is made for OS and disc "D" which is made for games and programs. So here goes my question: If I install Ubuntu on local disc "D" will I be able to use Windows XP games and programs on Ubuntu or is it going to erase all the data? ...

@GamingTopicsFromOutside Oh boy
@5pike lol
@Blem Seems he is quite misinformed...
yea
11:17
@5pike if he installs it on the partition windows calls D he'll be able to use all the programs and games installed on that partition!
No problem whatsoever :)
@KevinvanderVelden From Ubuntu?
@5pike yeah sure, he removes everything from D and replaces it with ubuntu apps and games, so he can use everything on D from within ubuntu
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, that'll work without a problem, but I think that he thinks that he can use the XP programs within Ubuntu, and that won't work.
Also - End of support for windows 7 is jan 2020
@5pike I am aware, my way is funnier
@KevinvanderVelden Yes
11:22
@5pike Yes, I did have to check on that. I didn't think MS would throw Windows 7 under the bus so soon.
@tombull89 that's 11 years of support
XP was 6 years
Also! Microsoft is getting me a birthday present next year! It's the end of support for windows XP apparently
XP had a good run. About time they lay it to rest
fine
I am awake
@kalina hi
Your free week starts today, right?
11:32
not yet I'm not
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Jurisprudence

Proposed Q&A site for this site is for scholars of the law, those who practice law, and those interested in obtaining a deeper understanding of the nature of the law. This site is not for specific legal advice, but for a general Q and A site for general legal concepts.

Currently in definition.

11:48
Why am I awake.
It is too early to be awake. :(
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Too localized.
@Arperum Eh, I wouldn't argue too localized; it has the problem of most law proposals, and also the problem of 4/5 of his sample questions are just skullfuckingly dumb.
(and the 5th isn't any good either. It's just not as bad as the other 4.)
@LessPop_MoreFizz Skullfuckingly dumb is worst kind of dumb.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I just went to have a look at the questions. And they are indeed far beyond dumb.
It's certainly up there.
I thought barristers just made you coffee.
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11:56
That's a Barista.
@GraceNote Have a star. That was way more funny than I'm willing to admit.
12:17
Aww, he deleted most of them.
I am bored and tired. And at work. Why is there still no drama going on after half of the day is over?
AMERICA WAKE UP ALREADY!
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Q: Different color cards in fort conquer

faksyWhat do the different card colors (blue, green etc.) mean in fort conquer? It seems the green ones are cheapest cards and other are costly (for similar HP and attack). Do the blue colored ones evolve better? Or do the same colored ones evolve better? What do the different colors mean?

@GraceNote I found some [27,22] armor!
Before, I was using [5,1]
@OrigamiRobot I have no idea what the numbers mean, but it sounds like a serious upgrade.
12:29
@Arperum was thinking the same
@Blem I know it's about Elona though, but numbers being multiplied by 5.something and 22 respectively is most of the time good.
Except when it's bad numbers.
@Arperum Those are commas, not periods.
Left number goes into your evasion, right number goes into damage reduction.
@OrigamiRobot Congratulations
And I'm still in Light
@GraceNote So evasion gets multiplied by 5.something, and damage reduction by 22?
@Arperum No idea where that 5.something is coming from.
12:33
@GraceNote 27/5
Oh, well, no. It's not the only source, just that part's contribution.
I was to lazy to get to the point of 5.4
@GraceNote So that parts share goes way up. Thanks for the explanation.
Yeah, that's how it goes, yeah.
Ultimately it's a huge bonus for a single point of armor to give 20 to either defensive stat, let alone both.
@GraceNote Are these numbers used straight out for percentage chances (all sources counted up, and then eventual caps brought in)? Or are they used some calculation a la D3 elemental resist?
D3 elemental resist above 600 or something is actually still usefull. Which is stupid. The D2 system was better.
DV (dodge value) adds directly to your evasion percentage; that said I currently have 416% evasion which means something that I'm not entirely sure of. PV (protection value) doesn't directly mean the amount of damage reduction but instead is a score that translates into X%+YdZ damage reduction, higher numbers meaning all three numbers being larger. In both cases, every little bit counts so 20 is a good number.
12:44
I also got a wish which I tried to use to get Greater Evasion
But I typed geva instead of #geva
So I got a sweet dagger instead
Wow that is actually pretty shiny.
> It grants you knowledge of gardening.
Seems good for level 10
12:48
@LessPop_MoreFizz You never did any gardening with a dagger that you also use for magic and that is able to pick locks?
@LessPop_MoreFizz Well yea, it doubles as a trowel.
Terraria Tuesday is almost upon us! Good thing I don't have to tap to play. :3
@Fluttershy YES. TOMORROW TERRARIA SHAL BE PLAYED AND IT SHAL BE GOOD.
And I need to get in bed on some semi-reasonable hour so i can get back to work on wednesday.
are mods able to turn edits into an answer?
@kalina no
13:03
such a waste
@LessPop_MoreFizz ahahahahahaha
Look at that almost-unmolested boxart
> In fact, it’s so no-longer-rebellious that it was the only type of music to predict lower delinquency.
13:08
PS4 logo strip is a bit tall though
@BenBrocka That the master chief
If that were current gen there'd be at LEAST three more corporate logos on there
In the cloak
@BenBrocka The contrast is a little low for that title.
Shh real is brown
13:09
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Q: Where can I get more diamonds?

kalinaThe "Settlement" ability, amongst others, starts needing diamonds as a currency to purchase them after you have placed your first few. Unfortunately, I don't appear to know where to get more diamonds from! I appear to have picked up a couple from completing certain cards, but in general, where...

> D-Central ,best name ever lol
@GraceNote Just got an awesome cloak too!
Hahahaha what the hell
@BenBrocka And I tought they broke every tie with halo...
See what you mean though, a couple of the letters are hard to read
13:10
That's what it's called?
@OrigamiRobot It even knows that it's amazing.
@BenBrocka If that's the real box art, take my money! That's probably the only "next-gen" game I'm excited about currently.
Here it is! First @DestinyTheGame box art revealed from @Bungie: http://bit.ly/18FbFc5 http://t.co/6Qt5tgLAV5
It is
> While McAfee claims he has developed unique encryption that "the NSA won't get into it," the main use for such a gadget might be at college campuses across the US. Napster rose to fame in the 90s when it used peer-to-peer technology to make sharing MP3s quick and easy. McAfee's gadget could be used widely to share files at colleges, making it difficult for authorities to police. "I cannot imagine any college student not standing in line to buy one of these," he claims.
13:12
Was more excited about the lack of unnecessary "Playstation network" and other logos mucking it up though
I guess Xbox One keeps the box art cruft to a minimum too
@BenBrocka That has the same number of things as the PS4 one, although I guess they'll be adding the rating at some point.
Oh boy - next gen boxart is apparently "Guy with back to the camera"
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@BenBrocka Well, at that thumbnail size they are. Maybe at a "full box" size they're more readable.
I just hope they don't change the box art style mid generation like PS3 did
@Lazers @kalina Is the answer microtransactions?
13:13
@5pike haaaaaaaaa
@5pike ... as opposed to this gen's "Guy with gun facing the camera". Progress!
@KevinvanderVelden I was thinking the same way.
Cool guys never look at explosions cameras
@MartinSojka Exactly
@BenBrocka Oh wait, that pegi thing is the age rating?
13:14
@MichaelDunfield Yes
@MichaelDunfield yeah, they both have the same cruft (publishers, age rating, console logo)
@KevinvanderVelden sad story, but there is a partially implemented screen for what looks like microtransactions
its not functional at the moment though
I just got caught in the shoulder by the shrapnel from a flying haaaa.
Sony finally learned they don't need to stick a "IT PLAYS ONLINE!@!" logo on every damn box
@kalina oh bloody hell =[
I'm just gonna go on GoG and start up populous from there, much simpler :)
13:15
@RedRiderX Sorry, the chat moved.
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Q: What is the purpose of the "Beautify" tool?

kalinaOnce you've got to the Primitive Age, you unlock a god power called Beautify. The in game detail for which states as follows; Since you can already make your people settle anywhere you want using the totem to guide them, all this ability actually seems to do is make the ground shiny; Am I m...

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Q: Where can I get more resource cards?

kalinaI am struggling to find more resource cards. I have a population of 4500 spread over quite a large area, and I've over all of my land looking for treasure chests but I appear to be collecting society cards from growing my population far faster than resource cards: Apart from treasure checks, w...

@5pike Woah I just noticed the Destiny guy is facing away from the camera. I thought that thing on his helmet was the visor
@KevinvanderVelden You could also try reprisaluniverse.com/site
@BenBrocka Thought the same, but then I clicked on the image.
13:16
@MichaelDunfield maybe when I get home =p
@BenBrocka I had to look at the gun after 5pike made the mention.
@MichaelDunfield A very nice update of sorts to Populous.
@KevinvanderVelden =P
@kalina as long as the next update has the line "AND THERE NEVER WILL BE" under it it's all good :)
@RedRiderX Yeah, and they recently made it free. Which is kind of weird. I guess they weren't selling very many.
Also the music is the shit.
13:17
I guess it makes sense that he has a cape, not the biggest scarf in the world
@kalina THERE IS NO SHOP ONLY ZUUL
@BenBrocka It might've been a cloak
@BenBrocka How does the cape make sense?
THERE IS NO 'SHOP. ALL THE PICTURES ON TEH INTERNETS ARE TRUE.
@5pike Well, more sense than the biggest scarf in the world
I'd say it's to prevent sunstroke if they weren't wearing full body armor
13:19
@BenBrocka It's just there to make him look cool...
Can't think of any practical use in battle
Except it makes you invisible.
Hello Bridge, I survived my first day and night in camp
@Lazers @kalina Molyneux said that on the PC version, Diamonds would be unlockable in-game. He said the mobile versions will have microtransactions for them. I wouldn't be surprised if he's full of shit and it's microtransactions all the way, though.
@PrivatePansy Welcome back
I'm going to go with cloak still
> After a failed political-asylum claim, two faked heart attacks and a criminal charge for illegally entering Guatemala by speed boat, he was deported to the U.S., ending what became a network television spectacle.
This guy is nuts
13:20
@5pike Camouflage? But then, Halo was never about surviving by not being seen and not getting hit ...
@StrixVaria well I have a diamond spawn on the map, but don't have the resource cards to unlock mining
go figure
I'm surprised I'm still alive. I thought I would've died of sheer boredom and tediousness of army life in camp
@5pike Useful to trip and fall on
the worst of it is
@MartinSojka cape != camo
13:21
@PrivatePansy You didn't have to eat anything unfortunate did you?
if there is wind, you have a freaking beacon on your back
I dont know if I've hit the magical "40% complete" that's being quoted or if I'm missing something obvious
Mighty No 9 added a single player Call stage & boss to stretch goals: www.kickstarter.com/projects/mightyno9/mighty-no-9
@kalina Was the game any good up to this point?
Considering how last 2 day funding periods usually go they might hit it
13:22
@5pike You can glue or stitch all kinds of local foliage to it quickly for that.
No, fortunately not. Although ration is universally horrible it's not so bad as "unfortunate"
reasonably fun
I have lost a lot of sleep
but a bit of that was payday 2
so... 18 hours so far
there is an unreal amount of clicking involved though
@kalina Some of the reviews have said this.
In a surprise twist, it's just Curiosity 2!
next level stuff with the clicking
Diablo 3 didn't involve clicking like this
It's just the incredible boredom and uselessness of everything that's depressing me
We spent 15 minutes drinking half a litre of water. Now that's military efficiency for you
13:30
So I guess we're close-reopen warring on the MtG thing. Whee!
I hate games with too much clicking, not counting FPS and the like. Feels like I'm just playing a menu from hell
@BenBrocka ...they'd better hit that goal.
@Sterno Oh, right, I'm supposed to reopen that and give a public statement about that whole thing.
@Sterno Post closed and reopened by @Raven?
Anybody interested in this?
I have a free one you can have.
13:34
@MartinSojka Please receive the Did Not Change Avatar to a Pony Award For Mild Creativity in Depiction of Self
@GraceNote I was hoping Call would be playable in the main game
@MichaelDunfield What am I looking at?
@5pike A game bundle
It has all those games in it
@BenBrocka I doubted she would but this is the closest we can get.
Ah, ok. Thought as much.
13:35
@5pike Zombie Football Carnage and one of the earlier Reemus games are all I've played. Both are pretty good.
@GraceNote I like the new tag for that MtG post. =P
@badp Why, thank you.
Oh I've played Akaneiro too. It's decent. Still a little bare bones.
@MichaelDunfield I love how they have a F2P game in the buyable bundle.
@MichaelDunfield zombi foodball is the only one and i got bloodbowl, so no need :)
13:36
@Fluttershy It gives you a code for in-game monies.
@MichaelDunfield Yeah... Which, currently, is about as useful as male nipples. <_<
@Fluttershy lololol
@GraceNote Was hoping for something like the X games with multiple protags, especially the later X games had multiple options. Guess they want to focus on Beck since it's a new IP and all
I just hope Call isn't Roll-style useless
@BenBrocka For the co-op part, she wont.
Yeah, I'm glad she's at least playable in the first game because that means they have to give her at least some asskicking abilities
13:47
@BenBrocka Or not.... could be that she's only able to flip switches...
What platform are people getting Mighty No 9 on? I'm torn between PC and PS4
I hope they don't go that route.
@5pike There's a planned stage & boss for her if it hits that goal, I'm sure she'll have some offensive abilities
@BenBrocka Did they already reach the next stretch of 3.3 mil?
I just hope the robot dog doesn't mean it's one of those bike autoscrolling levels, hated those in MM X4/X5
13:49
@5pike We're only at 3 mil.
@5pike No, but I'm confident they will
@BenBrocka I still would get it on PC
Unless funding slows instead of accelerating I'm guessing we'll get all revealed stretch goals
13:56
@5pike They look like race car drivers with all those logos
Indeed.
For all who wonder what that is - you can buy android games from this "vending machine"
But you still have to put your phone into it.
That seems...oddly pointless
I guess it's for psychological reasons, to add some physicality to the purchasing?

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