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08:01
@5pike /)
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Q: Hidden and secret vehicles

AtlasEULike in the previous GTA games - there where always a joy in finding hidden vehicles. Vehicles that wherent driving around as standard cars in the streets. Finding a rare sports car with decals that where fast as hell. Or even a tank or attack hellicopter. Are there any hiddin / secret vehicles ...

08:20
@TimStone Why thank you
@5pike What did the pirate say?
@fredley Yarr?
@5pike Yaaarrr! Where did he say it?
@fredley ?
08:31
@5pike In a Baaarrrr! How did he get there?
@fredley By Carrrrrr?
@5pike No in a boat you moron.
HAHAHA
@5pike That's it, I'm all out of pirate jokes
08:34
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Q: Watching GTA 5 being played (by a mature person)

Nick KidmanI'm not a gamer (the last game I played was Final Fantasy VII in 97), but given that it's claimed that people put so much efford in the design of it, I'd like to have a look at GTA 5. Is there such a thing as a recommended swift play through, maybe with educated comments on the side?

@Lazers What's the best close reason for this?
:11296146 Needs more Hyper Text Transfer Protocol
@fredley Ah
Let's try again.
08:40
@fredley Mhhh... primarily opinion-based maybe?
@5pike Yeah that's good actually
Trying to post link to TPB, but internet censorship got in the way
Internet censorship, or The Bridge censorship?
Tinyurl?
08:48
@fredley Internet censorship should be burned.
@5pike Internet
@fredley Oh damn, that sucks.
@5pike All IPs seem to have been blocked
@fredley Can you use a VPN?
Hidemyass?
@5pike Yes, it's trivial to bypass. Just updating your DNS settings gets around it I think
08:51
@Unionhawk huh, so there actually was a helicopter there
@kalina Was quite freaky
also: Hi
yarr
@kalina Do they have helicopters in the North?
@fredley what ye insinuatin' lad
@kalina The North is a barren wasteland
08:53
I cba with talking like a pirate
I am bored of it already
so now I'm going to talk like a scottish person
which is basically the same
Hi, @kalina
so much pinging
must resolve excessive pinging with fire
I mean, hi!
@kalina I have a fire tank, your argument is invalid
not if I set fire to your fire tank
@kalina how?
08:56
by melting it at temperatures hotter than the surface of the sun
@kalina I think that even a thermite isn't enough for this
@kalina pff, only the surface? The core is much hotter =p
I burn hotter than thermite
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Q: internal exception: java.SocketExeption: Connection Reset

DonyorMWhenever I try to join a multiplayer server on minecraft it get this error: internal exception: java.SocketExeption: Connection Reset. I live in asia, and I'm trying to connect to an EU server, that could be it. Idea idea on how to fix the problem? I have adequate internet. I am using vanilla m...

@kalina vulgar joke should be here
09:00
@kalina 5800K is not that hot. Sure, it will melt any pure element, but you can construct nanomaterials which would keep their form at this temperature.
I don't do vulgar jokes
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@kalina
@kalina Is that you?
how rude
09:04
@kalina Jesus Christ, that's brilliant.
I need a script that at random times writes @kalina
For comparison, highest temperature we created in a laboratory (at CERN - where else?) is 5.5 trillion K.
@kalina Contortion pantomimes?
no it's obviously the girl from the ring
@kalina I'm rude sometimes, especially when I'm tired and about to go to a test
I wish you people would keep up
09:05
@kalina From the japanese the ring
I assume
@Blem or mouse macros to ping @kalina
@spyder or have it just randomly add @kalina to the end of what i write
@Blem blah-blah blah @kalina, blah-blah-blah-blah @kalina
@spyder cc: @kalina
@kalina Yes, so? I don't see anything particularly hearth attack inducing in that picture.
09:17
ok that's enough brain damage for the morning
ok I have about 20 minutes to kill
opening a 260mb txt file in Notepad
...and waiting
user58869
why so big?
@kalina A log file?
yeah a log file of all of the work I did yesterday
@kalina so... why so big? :)
09:20
HILARIOUS
@kalina hard at work
AH GOD I'M LAUGHING... not at all
@kalina aah =[
@kalina Oh, that reminds me ... have to check a logrotate...
@spyder That be a bit disturbing
user58869
09:25
I second that
@axrwkr lol that is not big
user58869
@Blem I wish to unsee it
Got a server where rolling doesn't work on the log file, when i manually rolled it the size was 64GB
And it doesn't rotate :\
@Blem my reaction to @kalina 's log file
09:29
260mb should be no problem opening in Notepad++
if it gets 1Gb+ you can use LTFViewr, but if it gets really big i would chop the file up
@Blem 260mb txt! It's more than 136M symbols if each symbol has size of 2 bytes
A bit unwieldy. I'd run it through a grep chain first to remove everything uninteresting for the task at hand.
@spyder Notepad++ doesn't mind. notepad does not like files of that size though
about 20% of the log file is stack traces
@Blem NP++ FTW
09:35
@kalina How many errors did you cause?
I didn't cause any errors
However why the fuck are you even opening it? grep is the correct tool here.
I'm not a half competent developer, I don't release half finished untested products and then go on holiday for a few weeks so the rest of the company can fix them
grep thingy log.txt > log.reduced.txt
There is a reason I think all developers are scum
09:36
@Arperum it is not about Notepad++, it is about human
@spyder ROBOT
@kalina Oi! It's not because 60-80% of programmers are morons that we all are.
@Arperum ROBOT
@fredley YES. HUMAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
09:40
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Q: Flight school is missing

Chris AppleseedWarning, might contain spoiler: I'm at a point in the game where Trevor told Michael to improve his flying skills. I had the flight school as a marker on my map before but now it is not visible anymore. I have to complete the flight school mission in order to unlock the next heist. Anyone with t...

@fredley NO MUSIC AT WORK
@Arperum ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT
@fredley I WILL DENY YOUR REQUESTS. PUNY HUMAN, FEAR MY SPINNING COOLING SYSTEM.
@Arperum ROBOT
@fredley ANIMAL ANIMAL ANIMAL
09:44
@5pike That guy is kinda scary. MY COOLING SYSTEMS ARE NOT TO BE EATEN!
@Blem HUMAN
Trello Gold sure looks classy
.. I'm confused, but I like the spinny thing!
@fredley your burning extension is useful as ever fredley :)
@KevinvanderVelden ROBOT
@fredley am I robot if I'm a developer? Then I'm guilty as charged I suppose, but otherwise, nope, fleshy human.
09:48
@KevinvanderVelden HUMAN
@fredley STEAK
My brainwaves are absent.
@KevinvanderVelden EVERYTHING IS EITHER ROBOT OR HUMAN
@fredley INCORRECT: YOU ARE A STEAK
I'm working with some brainwavereading thingy because I have to develop something for it.
And it consistently refuses to see my brainwaves.
09:50
@fredley Daft Punk?
@Arperum I refer you to:
59 mins ago, by kalina
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@spyder Electroma
@fredley helmet similar to Daft Punk:
@spyder It is a film by Daft Punk
10:04
@fredley oh. My bad
@Blem Wow, whole thing?
looks like it, was first result when i searched
@Blem Awesome. I'm going to watch robots trek across the desert in near-silence for 20 minutes :-P
lunch time!
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Q: Which is your favorite Grand Theft Auto V character?

GTA5007Options: A. Michael B. Franklin C. Trevor For those who dont know what I'm taking about can refer this link N.B: I like...

@Lazers Also - wrong tag
@5pike You're not going to get any more opinion than that.
10:25
How is this still open? Come on Bridge!
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Q: Do resources for consctruction get assigned immediately?

Menno GouwI am wondering if i create a huge project above ground at once (say, on pause) with several stone stockpiles. Will my dwarfs use the stones from the (near) stockpile while these get refilled? Or do the stones get designated to the construction and being "forbidden to move for other purposes"? So ...

what the hell
I walk out to get a sandwich, it's sunny
I walk from the sandwich van back inside and it's thundering, raining heavily
I'm drenched, I only walked 10 meters
@kalina Sandwiches are known to cause sudden heavy rain
@kalina now you can't set on fire
10:36
it's a sign of the end times.
@spyder because fire and water don't mix at all right?
nobody's ever heard of turning water into steam
@kalina steam =/= fire
@spyder no shit sherlock
dihydrogen monoxide heated to boiling point = steam
how do you heat it?
WITH FIRE.
@spyder get water hot enough and you can decompose it into H2 and O2, that burns rather nicely
If your fire is oil based, water makes it much worse
10:42
@fredley I looks cool, though
Why are DNS changes so slow? Bah.
@fredley That's why every kitchen has to have a fire blanket...
@fredley because redundance mostly
@KevinvanderVelden 24 hoursworth?
10:46
@fredley pretty much, you can change 1 server instantly, but the other servers take a while to catch up, and then the clients have to have their caches expire
@KevinvanderVelden But this is why we have protocols
PROTOCOLS
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Q: How often do stock prices change in GTA V?

Chris AppleseedHow often do the prices change for the LCNE? Is it enough to check once a day?

@KevinvanderVelden EXTENSIONS
@fredley EXPLOSIONS
10:50
@KevinvanderVelden TEAM LASER EXPLOSION
@fredley LASERS :D Lasers lasers lasers
Oh god, weebl and bob is still alive? :o
@KevinvanderVelden Still
10:54
@spyder That's a mighty fine cable you have there
It would be a shame if anything were to.. happen to it
@5pike NOT THE PIGS!
(they were a first try at getting a pig into minecraft...)
@kalina I've fixed up some things, want to do more testing? Dragon is easier now.
@fredley Napalm Waitress Force!
11:01
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Local Insights

Proposed Q&A site for anyone who's trying to figure something out about a particular town or city, from where to find 24/7 takeout, to where the free parking is, to where the best views are, to what the beaches are like.

Currently in definition.

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment NOPE
@fredley All questions on that site should be closed as off-topic or to localized!
@Blem The whole proposal is too localized
@fredley just like @OrigamiRobot's face, just ask @kalina
@fredley Is this about your JS game again?
11:03
@Arperum Yes
@Blem eyes too close together?
@fredley all of his face is
@fredley needs 3 more votes!
IAMSOBOREDANDIAMBLAMINGALLOFYOUPEOPLES
@kalina SUBMIT YOURSELF
@kalina FOR TESTING
11:11
@kalina that's cute
@fredley I don't need testing, I am 100% clean.
@kalina OF MY GAME
your game
eugh
but that's so much effort
I closed my tab and everything
FINE
I will go and play your game
next week
I have put you in my planner
@fredley SURRENDER YOUR URL!
TEST @FREDLEY - 1/1/2014
@kalina WHY THEN?
@kalina inb4
you've broken it
I'm stuck on "Loading . . . "
I wish I was joking
@kalina FFS
same
11:14
this is why you should never make changes without authorisation from your tester
F5 E'RYBODY
@kalina IT'S MY HOT GAME I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
kalina();
time is counting
@5pike Hooray!
*ahem
I has 1000000 coins
11:15
@kalina cheat. I will make kalina(); explode everything in the final version
Or set fire to everything using my fire script
that's fine
I have put more than 100 hours into this game already
you think I'm actually going to play the final version?
I think you'll find that literally the first thing I said when you asked me to test was "fine, but I'm not going to play it when it's finished"
@kalina Ok fine
You can test future versions
what am I supposed to be testing
oh the dragon
but that means I have to fight myself
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Q: Tunnels and bridges

AtlasEUIn the latest patch for SimCity 5, they added the tunnel and road bridge function. By pressing "N" or "M" you can lower or raise a road in your city. Does this serve any other puporse besides making a city apear more "cool"? Or does it actually help the city traffic run more smooth?

the stackexchange user kalina is going to ask a question regarding titled "How can I kill kalina?"
11:18
@kalina Not if I ask it first
You can answer it
really? You'd steal my question?
fine
@kalina are you still bored, if so you could read this
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@kalina There's nothing of yours that I wouldn't steal
@Blem EVIL
@fredley how... er... weird
@fredley It is the link that keeps on giving every time you click it! :)
11:24
I've already read the whole of tvtropes this year
I don't need to read it again
I'm currently working on wikipedia
soon there will be no further distractions for me on the internet
@kalina Famous last words.
> 100 hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute
I am insulted
if me typing "payday payday payday" was sufficient to get banned
@Blem That is horrific
linking me to justin bieber and accusing me of liking him should be a bannable offence
3
anyway the official line as a result of lastnight is apparently "flag anything you don't like"
so I'm going to.
11:35
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Q: XP mechanics for different levels coop in console Diablo 3

ZZaLet's consider a case when there's a game with three 15 level character and one 1 level. What will happen with monsters and experience in this case? I am talking about local co-op on the same screen, not multiplayer. I mean what level of monsters should we expect? Will it be playable for both ty...

@Lazers horrible question(s)
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Q: How is the weekly income for the junkyard in GTA V calculated?

Chris AppleseedThe description says the income depends on how many cars are crashed in the game during the week. Does it mean that making cars explode (by shooting at them) will increase my income from the junkyard?

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Q: What are my EU options in Unhinged?

EnderSpecifically for the mods found within Feed The Beast: Unhinged What are all the different ways I can generate Eu, and how much Eu\t does each method give me?

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Q: What are my EU options in Unleashed?

EnderSpecifically for the mods found within Feed The Beast: Unleashed What are all the different ways I can generate Eu, and how much Eu\t does each method give me?

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Q: Low-tier battles with high-tier players?

SF.My biggest shock in transition from Grille to Hummel was not in the vehicle. Sure, better traversals, higher damage, better travel times, but these were all just small quantitative changes. The greatest shock was the change in gameplay culture in higher tier battles. Teamwork. Caution. Tactics. ...

@fredley I has bugs!
I tried purchasing the "insert 50 coins" thing with 30 coins in possesion, it succeeded.
11:51
@Arperum same here
@kalina did you see this?
some might say it is NSFW
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Q: Spells which can pull a hero out of Chronosphere

Prem AnandWhat are the spells which can pull heroes out of Chronosphere? Pudge's hook can pull, What about Eath Spirit's Geomagnetic Grips, Force staffs, Vengi's Swap, Thrall's Glimpse, Kunkka's X Mark. I Can just remember only these. There can be more.

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Q: What are cookie clicker's secret achievements?

ZommuterSome achievements in cookie clicker show up only with "???" description and sometimes also as name. What are their names and requirements?

12:22
USPS y u so terrible!?
@Blem lol
By the way, I'm not sure how I haven't linked this yet...
I cry exactly like that every time @OrigamiRobot triggers an alarm
"I put my pants on one dubstep at a time"
12:38
@badp all I can see is your throbber
oh, silly gif
loaded eventually
no need to star it
throbber is the official name
all spinny things indicating loading are called throbbers
@kalina Doesn't stop it being funny!
A throbber is a graphic found in a graphical user interface of a computer program that animates to show the user that the program is performing an action in the background (such as downloading content, conducting intensive calculations or communicating with an external device). In contrast to a progress bar, a throbber does not convey how much of the action has been completed. Typical characteristics Usually the throbber is found on the right side of a program's toolbar or menu bar. The form the throbber takes varies, but it is common for it to be the logo of the program it is part...
That gif is what happens to my eye when I look at this picture:
you only have one eye?
or do you cry specifically out of one eye only
12:43
@kalina I'm trying to keep one eye closed for backup as I stare at this cacophony of colors and gradients
also I think that looks nicer than the old style
nothing wrong with colours of gradients
@badp TASTE THE RAINBOW
@kalina These colors belong on cartoon ponies, not the icons of apps you use everyday on your phone
@kalina Everything is saturated. Everything. Everything is fighting with equal strength for your attention
I don't understand the problem
Most gradients are light-to-dark but others are dark-to-light like mail or weather
12:45
the only image I find even remotely questionable is the videos icon
which seems to pretty much be the same colour as the background
the rest is just you guys being too sensitive or something
and then there's icons that don't have any gradient at all, like game center or reminders or notes or photos or newsstand
if you don't like it, jailbreak it and skin it with an icon pack
and the text looks very thin with no borders or shadows, so you basically have to rely on the icons
it just looks awful, is all. I don't have or want an iThing.
I hoped they'd fix the hell out of it from the preview to the actual release
well then there isn't even a problem!
they didn't
12:46
what is it with you complaining about somebody that doesn't even remotely affect you!
@kalina MY FATHER HAS ONE
WELL LAUGH AT HIM LOUDLY THEN
it's just instant migraine
it's not that bad
it's worse
12:48
it's not like you have to deal with blinkfeed every time you turn the screen on
HEY, YOU! Here are a bunch of posts from all of the social networks you're signed up to
mashed together into a mess
that really could have worked better if we hadn't just thrown it together
but alas, can't even add RSS
thus - BOOKFACE AND TWATTER SPAM ALL OVER MY PHONE
I wish it was tomorrow already. I'm getting sushi.
It's been almost a week since I've had Sushi! It's a miracle I can manage to function.
hjahahaha, wtf
nice find @LessPop_MoreFizz.
This reminds me of a textbook question about the force of a bullet on a Polar bear wearing different types of bullet proof vests.
My PS3 won't be here until tomorrow. =( Damn you and your false hopes USPS Tracking!
Maybe it will never come.

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