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12:14 AM
@Ash ... I need to get one for my dog.
 
good video game https://t.co/290P1gioC1
 
12:33 AM
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Q: How much gold can I receive for each chest/skull/commodity?

Timmy JimIn Sea of Thieves, there are different types of chests, skulls, and commodities (pigs, chickens, gun powder barrels). When I sold my Castaway Chest to the Gold Hoarder faction, I received varying amounts. They were between 80 - 120 (roughly) gold each. I know that I received close to 800 gold f...

 
 
12:51 AM
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Q: Playstation Controllers

Peterrboth my PS4 controllers stopped working simultaneously. I have tried everything I have read online. Turning off, resetting (with little botton) on the back, holding the share and home button and connecting with various USBs but nothing seems to work. The controllers are fine, they flash white w...

 
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@Yuuki one of my friends has one for his weiner dog because maximum amusement
 
1:24 AM
When your mom finds your weed+ bowl so you make a whole fake assignment to get it back
 
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@GodEmperorDune Except, y'know, you bragged about it on the internet, so I suspect it might backfire now....
 
@Ash pretty sure they wouldn't put it on twitter if parents were aware of such things
 
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Well, I'd hope not, but still, it's not like it can't get back to them
 
@GodEmperorDune you'd think that.....but people brag on social media when they loot shit during a disaster/riot, with images of them holding their stolen merchandise
 
1:43 AM
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Q: How much damage does ignited oil do?

Steven VascellaroStarting in the second area, (The Core), some missions have ceiling tubes that drip blue liquid diesel. Shooting oil will light it on fire, dealing extra damage to anyone standing on it. Because most weapons have a degree of luck-based damage variance, I haven’t been able to figure out how worri...

 
There were way too many tempting possibilities with that question title
 
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@Memor-X even more mundane than that, people will be like GOT MY FIRST CREDIT CARD and include a pic of the card
 
@Ash Even better, people who accidentally break NDA with Visual Studio’s discord integration.
 
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If people can share it, and they think they will get clicks/likes/etc, they will
 
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because humanity is great
 
1:51 AM
@GodEmperorDune she faked the assignment and managed to fill in the wrong field on the 2nd page? (what kind of reaction did you actually get is empty, the actual answer seems to be in the last field)
 
@Chippies read the thread
 
@GodEmperorDune yeah, I figured it was intentional, but still
people doing that shit unintentionally bugs me, doing it intentionally to make it believable is just too much
and all the people saying how they should become a teacher because they would make some creative assignments - it's all great until the police arrests (or shoots) some kid because their teacher gave them fake weed
and parents could freak out and get physical or something as well
 
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Q: Minecraft Xbox One Edition /say command?

AustinIm making a world in Minecraft that uses the command /say a lot. When I join the world, everything works fine, until I try to use the command /say in a command block. All the other commands work fine, but when I use /say, it works only for my split screener and not me? Can anyone help me out?

 
2:06 AM
cc: @Ash
progress has been slow, but better than nothing
 
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@Chippies whoa it is looking so awesome
 
it takes like 3-4 layers of paint though, it's so much work >.<
 
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YEah, I can imagine but holy shit it looks os good
 
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like it looks good enough that it looks like decals in hte finished bits
 
@Ash yeah, you can only tell that it's not decals if you get really close to it
 
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2:12 AM
So I'd say yes it is a lot of work but it is amazing work that looks SO GOOD
 
2:36 AM
Man Google groups is old lol
 
it archives all of usenet so
or well most of it at least
 
 
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3:51 AM
Daily reminder that a game exists where you ride a horse as Yoshi while City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2 plays in the background https://t.co/K3FfASFNVj
 
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@Unionhawk I'm guessing that's one of the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games ones
 
Yes
 
4:40 AM
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Voice

Proposed Q&A site for singers, voice actors, transgender voice therapists and clients, professional voice users (public speakers, announcers, teachers), linguistics, and speech-language pathology practitioners and clients.

Currently in definition.

 
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Q: Does running applications in background on Windows 10 machine when playing full screen FPS game affect performance?

Liron YahdavDoes running applications in the background on a Windows 10 machine when playing a full screen FPS game affect performance? For example, I'm playing Squad now on and I sometimes have Chrome open in the background, but it's not clear to me if that can affect frame rate significantly.

 
4:59 AM
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Q: Some one hack my account and he make a supercell id

TAPANDA My village name prince But hacker change my name in silentknight My tag #9qgvyc8rp Clan name WE ARE UNITED MY TH LEV 10 XP 131 PLZ GIVE ME MY ACCOUNT

 
5:10 AM
@Lazers2.0 I am shocked, SHOCKED, that this person had their account hacked. It's not like they would ever send any account information to anyone but official Supecell support. :|
 
5:24 AM
@Lazers2.0 "PLZ GIVE ME MY ACCOUNT" why are you asking us? we're not the hacker.
anyway, how do you know that Supercell didn't just sell off your data to someone else
@TrentHawkins well to be fair, none of that information is really useful for stealing their account *steals email address and uses it to sign up to shoddy websites that use it to spam the ever like crap out of you*
 
5:53 AM
 
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One of my more western Canadian friends just figured out she is two hours behind me. She is now telling me to go the fuck to sleep because she has realized it is almost 2 am for me. Time zones!
 
8:11 AM
@Ash Go to sleep Ash
(I mean, I'm also assuming you're already asleep now BUT STILL)
 
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Q: Is there a way to constantly backup my world in minecraft?

LemonLimeRecently, one of my worlds got corrupted. I managed to get it back, but I'm now wondering if there is a way to backup my world every ten seconds or so, in order to prevent it. Also, if it helps, the world is in 1.12.2.

 
Also morning chat
 
 
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11:42 AM
Holy cow—if you like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY?! If this came in from a freelancer, there are half a dozen things that would raise my eyebrows.
 
12:31 PM
lmao visual studio pls
> you can increase startup times by disabling the extension ReSharper 2017.3
how about
no
 
@Wipqozn The second tweet about river is actually easily explainable. We read about it in secondary school geography
 
12:50 PM
On today’s episode of “Please Stop,” it’s this Kickstarter
 
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1:08 PM
@GnomeSlice some of those I knew but a lot I didn't. That was super neat.
 
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@KevinvanderVelden I was, I went to sleep shortly after that message
 
@Unionhawk this better not be the next thing from that company that made a machine and juices bags of juice
 
the dumbest timeline
you know what else is a dumb timeline
our dev tools site uses a table for a nav
oh no, just for rows?
what the fuck
who did this
div class row my friends
holy heck
 
1:24 PM
@Unionhawk Nice
 
but yeah they did <table><tr><td>header image</td></tr><tr><td><ul class="nav"></ul></td></tr></table> basically
IT'S ALL TABLES WITHIN TABLES
THIS ENTIRE PAGE
 
@Unionhawk magnific
Stackoverflow still uses tables for some layout stuff.
But I think that'll finally go away in this new design rev
 
hang on let's take a look at the head
<link href="../../bootstrap/css/bootstrap.css" rel="stylesheet">
to be fair this is all probably very old html written by a team that primarily does C# desktop apps but asdfsadf
 
Oh I guess stackoverflow has already moved away from tables.
Good on them
@Unionhawk Eh sounds about right then
 
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Q: How many cats can I send outside?

AshI am playing Kleptocats 2,and right now I only have two cats and it seems I can send one out for free and then the other costs 100 coins. Can I send more cats out when I get them as long as I have the money? Is there a limit to the amount of cats I can send out at any one time? It's going to be ...

 
1:33 PM
 
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@Unionhawk this is so useless to me. I use ketchup either as a liquid ingredient in things, or as a dippable condiment. Making it into what looks like jerky just misses the point. Basically it's a fancy ass weird burger thing and thats...like the only use case I can think of
 
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@Yuuki that's awesome, that will help us learn more about marine life and also its kinda cute.
 
@Ash yeah, dry sauce is actually the worst kickstarter since
idk, potato salad
it's a ketchup fruit roll up
 
@Unionhawk So... a tomato fruit roll up?
 
I mean, ish
wait hold on what the fuck is this html
<body><form>...<div id="everything">
excuse me
hello
is this some asp.net thing to make it so you can put a submit button anywhere on the page and it'll do a post
WHY IS THE WHOLE PAGE A FORM CHAT
WHO DID THIS
 
1:52 PM
> Author: Unionhawk
 
Technically speaking the <html> tag can be omitted
So can head and body
 
Oh, I mean it has html and head I just, everything inside body is a form and I'm mad
this INCLUDES the nav
 
I think TECHNICALLY this is allowed
 
> US Postal Service to unveil Mister Rogers postage stamp
 
I mean yeah we use it
It's allowed, it's just
sdaflkjasdl;kfhasdf
 
1:59 PM
@Unionhawk Submitting form data with js is too much work man.
 
like
 
But I can't wait until someone puts two submit buttons on that page.
 
maybe put the form around just your inputs on each page
no? ok
understandable have a nice day
meanwhile
Exclusive: Responding to recent criticism, IGDA head Jen MacLean clarifies the organization would "absolutely" support game worker efforts to unionize. http://www.zam.com/article/1716/igda-head-pledges-to-support-growing-unionization-movement
 
@Unionhawk Loving that thumbnail.
 
@RedRiderX there are a couple other lines that would play well too but uh, professionalism and whatnot
 
Ready meals are everywhere
They're awful
 
> British people eat more ready-made meals than the rest of Europe combined.
WHY
@Ronan it's okay, I was already only blaming @fredley for this
 
That's fair
 
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3:04 PM
@Yuuki hahah so very tempting
 
3:26 PM
Pandora site design: When logging in, pressing TAB at the username field doesn't take you to the password field but rather the "clear text entry" button.
wew
 
In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, please help me create a mega-thread of joy by replying with pics of your dog. Thank you ❤️
Dis gon be gud
 
Holy cow—if you like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY?! If this came in from a freelancer, there are half a dozen things that would raise my eyebrows.
^^ thread
 
4 hours ago, by Wipqozn
Holy cow—if you like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY?! If this came in from a freelancer, there are half a dozen things that would raise my eyebrows.
 
3:49 PM
A tree full of baby bears.
Cc @ash
 
4:08 PM
Beartree or treebears?
 
Also I'm just imagining the mom standing there at the bottom going like "Come down now!"
A baby squirrel takes a sunbath
That's too adorable
It's bound to be illegal somehow
 
@GodEmperorDune That's a beary popular daycare.
 
@Yuuki No, bad
 
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4:30 PM
@KevinvanderVelden the cuuuuuuuuuuuuute I caaaaant
 
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@GodEmperorDune they're so smol I love it
 
5:02 PM
That moment when you suddenly get the urge for some Deus Ex ost
CC @Unionhawk probably
 
5:18 PM
I can't see that logo without hearing the theme.
Shortly followed by younger me, "Who would ever put points in swim? Hah."
 
I mean I've got good VGM going on already which uh, people can probably guess lol
IT'S A GOOD CHILL WORKING SOUNDTRACK OK
has like 50 hours in the game depending on what my switch time is
spent 2 hours last night developing better notes
sorry for lack of posts we've been 2 busy h ä n g i n g a r o ü n d
 
6:12 PM
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Q: "execute" command not working in command block?

XavHere is what is in my command block: execute @p[x=~5,y=~2,z=~17,r=5] ~ ~ ~ /spawnpoint @p[r=1] ~3 ~3 ~-5 I want it to find the nearest player (within 5 blocks) that is standing 5 blocks east, 2 blocks above and 17 blocks south of the command block, and I want it to set the spawnpoint of that p...

 
@Lazers2.0 can you even use ~ notation inside a @p[x=whatever] selector?
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, that's wrong
 
Hmm...
This feels like it should be easy
 
Put an armor stand on top of the command block, and do a double execute targeting the armor stand first. Or use 1.13
 
also, really need to find my bluetooth headphones
I have some somewhere...
 
6:49 PM
Please do not use || for assigning booleans.
Please and thank you.
 
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If the little bit of Detective Pikachu I played last night is any indication, it will likely be an easy-ish game but a fun one. :D
 
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(although Pikachu being this kinda gruff detective dude with a growlyish voice is tripping me up)
 
7:06 PM
I really wish they got Danny DeVito to voice Detective Pikachua.
 
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That would have been cool. I have no idea who is voicing him in the game
 
7:50 PM
@Ash Apparently it's Ryan Reynolds.
Actually wait no, that was debunked.
Ryan Reynolds will be the voice in the movie, but he's not the voice in the game.
 
8:08 PM
lol my manager sent us a copy of the building emergency plan
I guess that means we're going to have a fire drill in the next 2 weeks or so
 
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Q: How to clear a specific number of a specific item from a players inventory?

A Cardboard BoxI am making a bed wars map and I wanna make it so when the player clicks a button, it give them 16 wool and takes away 4 iron. I have found out how to take only a specific item but how do I take a specific amount? For example, how I have it set up now, no matter how much iron the player has, it t...

 
8:33 PM
I, what
why do we have a DoesStoredProcExist for only this storedproc
pls
 
8:47 PM
I really like the Zelda one
 
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9:00 PM
the Splatoon one is neat
 
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Mind you I have no Switch so lusting after peripherals is kinda silly of me :P
 
could we get this meta featured? ive noticed a lot of tag wiki edits being proposed recently, and a number dont really follow this very well
 
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@GnomeSlice This is awesome. The only part that doesn't look as super realistic is her teeth, but I only notice that because I was looking for stuff that cued it as not-real
 
@GnomeSlice her skin is too shiny imo
 
9:08 PM
@Dragonrage I'm not sure how the feature... feature works.
 
oh this is mocap like the streamers use
 
@GodEmperorDune For me, it's the fabric of the dress.
It's off somehow.
 
@Yuuki looking at it again, i agree
 
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Oh yeah, it doesn't really move like real fabric
 
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At least none of the dresses I've owned
 
9:10 PM
To be fair, fabric is hard.
 
fabric and hair are always the worst
 
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For sure
 
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Like this is really cool for what it is, but we do have stuff to work on :)
 
@GodEmperorDune Hair's been getting better recently. Now all we need to do is get Disney to work on a fabric-centric film.
 
it's nice that they bypassed uncanny valley with the face though
it still reads as "not real" but not "creepy af"
 
9:11 PM
Hair and snow used to be near impossible but then they decided to make Tangled and Frozen.
 
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@GodEmperorDune Yeah, it doesn't immediately make me go "please no more of this ever"
 
so we need a Rumpelstiltskin tale then?
he was making straw into fabrics iirc
 
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Spinning straw into gold, iirc
 
ah
fabric in moana looks pretty realistic
 
@Yuuki pretty sure a user with a shinny diamond just slaps a on the question and its feautred
 
9:22 PM
Today on Things I Didn't Really Need To Know, apparently some people used the Mario Tennis Aces preview images released on Twitter to figure out the size of Luigi's genitals.
 
@Yuuki wut
 
@GodEmperorDune exactly
 
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Yeah, I could go my whole life without knowing that
 
@GnomeSlice there seems to be a slight delay between when she speaks and when her mouth moves. It's very tiny, but it's what throws me off for the most part
 
9:31 PM
@Chippies i think the video/audio tracks are slightly off
 
@GodEmperorDune but you can't really tell if that's their engine issue or just the video
I think if the audio and her face was perfectly synced, it would look much better. For me, anyways
 
@Yuuki so luigi's dick is 3.7 inches but mario's mustache is 1 foot?
 
To be fair, the measurement rely on the assumption that Mushroom Kingdom tennis rackets are the same length as IRL tennis rackets.
 
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@GodEmperorDune It does stick out past his face, does it not?
 
@Yuuki sure, but mario's mustache is still 3 luigi dicks long
 
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9:35 PM
....That's one impressive mustache....
 
Or alternatively...
 
@Ash peach is only a little taller than 2 mario mustaches
and toad is just one mario mustache tall
 
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I think this math is suspect.
 
yeah i think the measurement of mario's racket is off
the other ones you can clearly see in the same pic from tip to end
mario's is at a weird angle
and you can't see the end of it
 
I googled "mario ace tennis" and am looking at Mario mustache and I can't see how Toad could only be the size of his mustache
his mustache is about 1/4th or 1/5th of Mario's height at most
I don't think Toad is that short and Peach is taller than Mario
 
9:42 PM
> British physicians have successfully used stem cells to repair the degenerating tissue of the back of two patients' eyes, effectively reversing their diminishing eyesight.
 
@Comics212 @JessFink And as we all know, the Mario brothers are growers, not showers ;)
slow clap
 
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Q: Does taking care of my cats matter?

AshI can pet my cats, bath them, and feed them treats. I can do this when they request it (and if I don't, I can't send them out to get me things) but I can also do it when they're not requesting a specific action. Does it make any difference if I do it when they're not specifically asking for me t...

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Q: Why do villagers only give me shirts when i do chores for them in new leaf?

Scrungowhen i do chores for my villagers like give them a butterfly, or deliver something for them the reward is always some stupid shirt. is it possible to get anything else cause id perfer bells, items, a bit of variety instead of just god awful shirts.

 
@Lazers2.0 I think @Ash is a bad cat-person
 
@Lazers2.0 i feel like as a former mod of Pets.se @Ash should know this answer :P
 
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@Dragonrage hahahaha jokes on you I'm not a Pets mod anymore :P
 
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9:50 PM
Nice edit ;)
 
:P
shouldve waited 2 minutes to tell me so I wouldve looked like a fool
 
Don't worry, they can just revert the edit in a bit
 
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I could but I am not that mean
 
@Chippies say, anyone here read QC?
 
@Ash oh did pets shut down?
 
9:51 PM
@KevinvanderVelden thats true. i forgot that @Wipqozn is @Ash's sock puppet, so they could use it to mod abuse me
 
wait what
 
@Dragonrage Also @Ash is a mod on arqade
 
@quartata Idk what QC is
 
Questionable Content, go read it
(it's made by the guy whose tweet you linked)
 
@KevinvanderVelden but Ash doesnt mod abuse, @Wipqozn does. they have to keep the accounts seperate
 
9:52 PM
@KevinvanderVelden ah, I like web comics
 
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@GodEmperorDune Nope, it is still going, I just chose not to continue moderating it for reasons
 
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@Dragonrage Everyone is my sock
 
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@quartata raises hand
 
@Ash no worries, didn't mean to pry
 
@Ash high fives hand
 
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9:54 PM
@GodEmperorDune It's all good :)
 
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@KevinvanderVelden Yesssssss
 
I think I stopped reading (not for any reason, just stopped) right around when Martin started a relationship with... can't remember their name but they had red hair.
 
That's Claire
 
Are they still together?
 
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@Yuuki Claire! I like her.
 
9:54 PM
Yup
 
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Yes they are
 
Yes
 
Surprisingly
Claire's great
 
Disappointingly stable
 
Well, excepting the puns
 
9:55 PM
Okay, that's good because I was afraid of unfortunate implications.
 
She's worse then @Yuuki for that
 
... I think I should pick this series back up.
 
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@KevinvanderVelden Agreed
 
@ASH CREATES ACCOUNTS TO MOD ABUSE THE OTHER ACCOUNTS THEY CREATED: DATA ACCEPTED
 
@Yuuki are the ones you were fearing cause she's transgender?
 
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9:56 PM
QC is one of the few strips I keep up with. Well that and the recoloured run of GWS but story wise, it's done, they're just re-running it with full colour
 
@Yuuki now would be a good time to do so
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah.
 
there's about a 60% chance faye+bubbles is going to set sail directly into a tsunami or something
 
It's been handled well I feel
@quartata yesssssssss
 
I'm interested to see how it plays out
 
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9:57 PM
Most of the other stuff I was following is either on mysterious hiatuses (I'm looking at you, how the crow flies) or done
 
I hope it's not like, too easy? There's a lot of complicated issues at play that I don't want handwaved
Some societal, some personal
 
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@quartata I suspect he'll handle it okay. He's reasonably good at that
 
the question is will it take 3 entire years to handle
 
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@quartata oh probably
 
user15026
He is a fan of the very slow burn
 
9:58 PM
I should go to bed
o/
 
@Ash but what is his stance on very sick burns?
 
And what about very sick bums?
 
QC was founded on making fun of indie rock bands and butts, so yes to both questions
 
@Yuuki i hope they get well soon
 
As deployment manager today, I have fought many battles, I have a few arrows sticking out of my back, but I am atop the hill. The hill called 'Production Environment'.
 
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10:09 PM
gives you cookies for making it to teh top
 
That sounds good.
Herding cats is one thing. Herding developers is.. imagine if all the cats had technology degrees.
Cat. That's a vital SQL table. Cat. What are you doing? NO. DON'T CHANGE THE FIELD SIZES.
 
LkjhisoandiwALTER TABLEqyqysic
cat on keyboard dba
 
@Maximillian how is this not governed by existing processes?
 
I dropped all fields that had the letters d, o, or g in them.
@GodEmperorDune Cats with technology degrees would be more scary. They could get your home automation to crash once they figure out how to make it let them out and let them back in.
 
@Maximillian nah they'd just unlock it and stare at the door like "what? I'm not going out"
 
10:19 PM
Mittens with his Bachelors in Information Science. He has a database on all of the local birds and locations they tend to go to.
 
cats that know SQL would drop tables instead of just dropping things off tables
 
you joke but think about it
throughout the entire history of cats
 
Fluffy is working on an API to have android devices emit dog whistle tones.
 
@Dragonrage drop tables gets stopped by foreign key relationships
 
there has been at least one that has constructed and executed a syntactically valid SQL statement that actually modified the database
guaranteed
 
10:20 PM
truncate tables on the other hand
 
Princess has built a video-feed social communities that lets cats yowl in unison at random things over the internet.
 
few animals can claim that
 
depending on the delete settings that's gonna be fun
 
@GodEmperorDune some people dont use foreign key relationships
 
cats would probably be MongoDB fans for the most part
 
10:22 PM
@Dragonrage wut
why would you use a relational DB that doesn't have relationships?!
 
i would like to ask the person the same thing, however i dont think they know the answer
 
you don't have to make a foreign key explicitly, if you hate yourself
 
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Q: How do you setblock a command block that testsfor a named item in a player's inventory?

EnderSkyeSongI'm trying to make a door that searches a player's inventory for a golden nugget named "Golden Leaf". I have all of the redstone working, but for some reason the command block that tests for the item stays active, so I have a different command block hooked up to replace it and deactivate it. Howe...

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Q: Lost...in The Nether

MaysaMy pickaxe is nearly broken and I’m lost in the nether, how can I get back home? I can’t kill myself because I have Diamond stuff...I didn’t build anything because I was just out there for some Quartz but then I got curious and then I got lost. By the way, I’m playing on the Playstation3…

 
@quartata yall giving me nightmares
 
@quartata or if you want cats to drop your tables
 
10:25 PM
what MongoDB or disgusting schemas?
 
@GodEmperorDune at least they are just in your dreams
 
or both
probably both
sick of the trolls driving by my house in jeeps blaring remixes of Let It Go at 2 in the afternoon
 
@quartata have you tried spike strips?
 
This sounds familiar actually
Oct 1 '17 at 1:48, by quartata
tfw a massive off road blue jeep goes by blaring let it go at full volume
who are these people
i hate you
 
Could be worse. Could be the Six Flags theme.
 
10:30 PM
@quartata just let it go
:P
 
10:41 PM
Man this game puts way too much weight on environmentals in potg
 
@Maximillian weird old man starts dancing
 
10:58 PM
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Q: Diablo 2 Clans?

CDMAre there any Diablo 2 clans out there that are still active? I have tried googling, but the clans that I find haven't updated their page in years. I don't mind playing on east or west.

 

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