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Unionhawk

12:01 AM

@Frank trolling on meta then preemptively claiming that if you get banned it's a conspiracy is certainly a tactic

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Frank

@Unionhawk Not a very good faith one, though.

user15026

12:14 AM

@GodEmperorDune that's terrible.

GodEmperorDune

@Ash the E. coli or the magnificent puns?

Wipqozn

@TimStone Master mode knows just had to do in order to completely mess up all your well laid plans. I was going to try and do silent assassin, suit only by hippo killing Rico, but the meaty bone next to the hippo is gone on master mode, and a fish does not work to lure the hippo over.

@TimStone Although funnily enough I didn't even realize that meat was there until I snuck into the house and stole some the first time I did a hippo kill

So I know where I could get some meat, but golly gee, that won't be easy in only a suit.

I might be able to sneak in via that side door though...

I'll probably just do regular silent, and worry about suit only after

I tried doing it a few days ago but some weird bugs were ruining it for me.

But int hat case I went tattoo guy and poison

Wipqozn

12:42 AM

@Unionhawk As the kids say "hue"

also that horse is your spirit animal

oh it's thiiiiis episode

Man I love the dilbert cartoon

"Stop and we'll shoot"

"don't you mean stop *or* we'll shoot?"
"well it be a lot easier for us if you didn't. The targets at the shooting range don't move."

So good

oh and now he rants about gift cards. Excellent

oh and unrelated new diablo 2 speedrun record

Frank

I'm wondering if it might be worth picking up Dead Cells.

Or, maybe, Graveyard Keeper.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune yes.

Frank

@Ash Oh, that's evil.

Wipqozn

1:01 AM

hmmm well the side entrance I normally use definitely won't work without loads of trickery

oh the baseball might actually work

but thinking the opposite side entrance would actually be easier anywyas

Yup that'll work

MEssed up the kitchen since I think that other chef heard the coconut buuuut doable.

Lazers 2.0

1:19 AM

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Q: Minecraft Server Connection Problem 'Connection Lost Timed out"

So, I logged on to minecraft one day and went in to a faction server, after 5-20 seconds everyone stops moving, the world stops regenerating and everything just stops. I get disconnected with "Connection Lost Timed out" and I was baffled. Things I have done trying to solve this issue: -I reinst...

Wipqozn

1:29 AM

@Frank Dead CElls is good, although both @Sterno and I just QQ'd into never playing again when we both died at the final boss

Had such a good run going

Frank

I really should finish my current games. :\

Wipqozn

@Frank Yes, yes you should

Unionhawk

Until the most recent update Stardew valley was technically a war crime.

Tweeted by ImpPoster on November 21, 2018 at 12:26 AM

Tim Stone

1:58 AM

@Wipqozn I didn't even know there was a hippo! :O

Memor-X

@Unionhawk wait, Genecva Convention?

Unionhawk

@Memor-X it's unlawful for non-actual-medics to use red crosses including video game developers. Green and white is a common alternative

I seem to remember it indeed being geneva, but I'm not 100%

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do you fly with elytra wings

I know how to put on the elytra wings, but I don't know to acually fly. I do know that you have to go to a high mountain or structure but once you are there, how do you start taking flight?

minecraft

Memor-X

@Unionhawk huh, that i didn't know

will have to check the stuff out in my game then

quartata

@Unionhawk i just noticed she has antlers. i get it now

feeling very mentally inept today, online

Unionhawk

2:08 AM

@quartata (for those of you who do not get it now and are confused by this observation, Rae is trans)

quartata

ive been reading this from the beginning

and i didnt notice the antlers

but now the character design is genius

Wipqozn

@TimStone Surprise! There's actually a path connecting ricos house and the construction site, and the hippo is there.

GodEmperorDune

3:41 AM

So, in the interest of bringing two of the best things together, please join us as we #GrittyABook https://t.co/yfjlN7XDrG

Tweeted by PorterSqBooks on November 22, 2018 at 12:38 AM

yassssss

quartata

4:14 AM

ATTENTION !!! THIS IS A REMINDER TO PLEASE BE KIND TO OPOSSUMS !!!

Tweeted by astroguts on November 19, 2018 at 12:57 AM

Yuuki

5:22 AM

@quartata Lower average body temperature should also make them susceptible to leprosy though, much like armadillos.

So don't handle any opossums you find and call your local wildlife rehab clinic or animal control.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can I permanently remove a game from steam without uninstalling the game, and then re buying the game without having to install it?

I'm looking to buy Rainbow Six Siege Standard edition so I can upgrade from the depressing starter edition. In order to do this, I need to permanently remove Rainbow Six Siege from my account, and then buying the standard edition. Now, my question is: If I do this, can I NOT uninstall Rainbow Six...

steam pc

Lazers 2.0

5:39 AM

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Q: Where are my Terraria character files

Im using the Steam version and im curious as of where the .plr files are because they are not in “my documents”

terraria

quartata

@Yuuki i would hope that people arent handling them extensively but at minimum id hope they wouldnt chase them off

Lazers 2.0

5:54 AM

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Q: Why can't I share PS Plus with my main account?

My main account's PS Plus has been expired. I created a new account and got the 14-day free subscription for it. I want to share it with my main account, but I'm unable to do it. P.S: I already have activated my console as my Primary PS4, but it's not working.

ps4

Private Pansy

7:50 AM

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Kevin

8:35 AM

Good morning chat

Private Pansy

Afternoon

Kevin

I'm used to other people living in the past, I just told people good night when I woke up

AKA: @PrivatePansy you're weird why are you weird?

Private Pansy

I submitted a compiler that has optimal register allocation, but can't handle branching

I'm sure this is perfectly fine. Who needs if statements amirite?

@Kevin your face is weird

Kevin

Indeed! Or loops

@PrivatePansy this is true, how does that answer my question though?

Private Pansy

Also every program compiled crashes with a page fault error

This includes a program that does absolutely nothing

badp

8:40 AM

Henlo internet frens

I have not been a good internet fren

Private Pansy

@badp :(

badp

How are you doing internet frens

Kevin

Hello internet fren, it has been a while!

badp

I've been betraying you wish local frens

Private Pansy

@badp currently trying to find an excuse for not submitting my homework because I was in San Fransisco interviewing

I don't think "my dog ate my homework" is adequate

badp

8:42 AM

@PrivatePansy wow. I mean, I hope you don't end up in silicon valley for your mental health, but I also hope you get the job?

Private Pansy

@badp I mean I don't think it's that bad

Does SV have a higher rate of mental illness? Is it the water?

Wait, why should I believe you? Obviously the water there is turning the frogs gay

badp

Mostly it's a shitshow? Terrible commuting, constant drought, yearly fires, the locals will hate you, etc.

Kevin

Oh hey, I'll probably go to san diego in the summer or something! We could meet up :o

badp

I haven't been there myself however

Private Pansy

@badp Yeah, I can see some of those, definitely

badp

8:44 AM

I've just mentally crossed it out

Also the world's worst housing market

Buying in Amsterdam was bad enough for me

Private Pansy

@badp Singapore's is not great either.

Kevin

Keep going with reasons why the area is bad @badp. I'll need them! :p

Private Pansy

You're expected to live with your parents until you're married. But at least there's proper urban planning

badp

@PrivatePansy I was commuting to work from my parents' for a few months and it's amazing for your coffers

Kevin

Definitely is. I skipped the renting period entirely

badp

8:46 AM

I ended up saving more money per month in a consulting agency in Milan than I did "living the dream" at Google in Munich

Private Pansy

Commuting as in public transport? Or driving?

badp

Public transport

99€/mo 4h/day

Private Pansy

Oh yeah, San Fran's public transport is really bad

badp

Yup, companies don't organise private shuttle services for funsies

Private Pansy

Two of the offers are in Palo Alto though

And Caltrain is not completely awful

I guess the idea of commuter rail is just really weird for someone in Singapore

badp

8:49 AM

Commuting for an hour at a time on a train is kind of the least stressful way to commute

It sucks you're neither at home or working

but you can sleep,

you can do things,

you can play games,

Kevin

You can read sooo many books

Private Pansy

I got to experience the BART in San Fransisco. That was not fun.

badp

That is assuming you can find a seat tho

Yeah if the train ride is short then you're left with just the stress of commuting

And the suboptimal internets

Private Pansy

Also Caltrain has bike carriages! That is so interesting

badp

They probably cost extra?

Private Pansy

8:54 AM

Apparently not. Also the stations are just open. You tap in and tap out at the ends, and occasionally there's an inspector to make sure you actually did that

badp

I think I'm going through frenship withdrawal rn. A coworker joined our team and we instantly clicked together; soon enough we were spending 8 hours working together, having lunch together, then going to our respective houses, then playing videoga together for three hours, every single day. This went on for a few months, then he changed teams, then he changed videogames, and now he's changing jobs

I should feel happy for him, but I'm being a shitty fren, and just feel a vague sense of loss

Kevin

Eh, that's just being human :p

badp

Mostly it feels shitty that it feels like he's moving to bigger and better things and I'm not — because, I mean, I'm also changing teams and whatnot

but I guess that from your frame of reference you're always stationary

shakes fist at physics

and why would it feel shitty

there's no reason for it

Maybe I'm realising that frenship is more like a treadmill? Like, it's only going to last so much so you better be more shallow frens with more people and hedge your bets?

Kevin

Because our brains are weird and not great for the environment we live in

badp

My internet frens after all are still here to hear me whine

Private Pansy

9:03 AM

@Kevin hear hear

badp

but for how much longer before they too change timezones etc. and this place just goes empty

ohhhhh well

Kevin

I tend to change timezones twice a year, same as you

badp

And I can't blame it on them seeking bigger and better things, that's wonderful. It's just me being shitty and selfish

Kevin

Though that is probably going to be more often now, huhm.

Private Pansy

@Kevin I got to experience the magic of daylight saving while on the plane to SFO

I got to live the same hour twice!

Kevin

9:04 AM

@PrivatePansy nice

@badp: Poke the discord to organize boardgamerings or something :p

Private Pansy

It feels like magic, the moment where the clock goes backwards

badp

@Kevin My house in a state of constant inexcusable mess :p also I'm waiting for this Edmund McMillen thing to be delivered

Not much of a board game night if I don't have board games

Private Pansy

He made a board game?

Kevin

My house is as always available for boardgamering :p

badp

@PrivatePansy yeah, some sort of BoI boardgame thing

@Kevin you're too kind, fren

Private Pansy

9:07 AM

Huh. Do you just die if you don't roll a natural 20 every turn?

badp

@PrivatePansy I don't know!

All I know is he can't patch the game if too many people beat it for his taste

Private Pansy

Don't give him ideas

Ave

9:32 AM

morning

@badp this is a big mood with my daily commute

if I can find a seat it's all amazing

I can read books, play with switch, sleep

but yeah I almost never get to sit

badp

Is siytting the latest post-millennial trend, and how does it involve the void whirling inside you

Ave

lol

siytting is basically sitting in metro where there's dozens of people watching you

and you're just sleeping, reading a book or gaming (while people watch)

or you might just watch the ads, which helps with the void inside you

then you realize how little you earn for how much you do

then void grows larger

you remember that every day you get through is one day you get closer to death, and you start thinking about life after death, get depressed

then you get up because you're at your stop

drag yourself to work or home, then crash at desk/bed until it's time to do that again

Moacir

I have a 15 minutes walk to work. But I used to have a 40 min walk to work. I think I got my brain trained to fade out during this. I am basically still asleep while I am going to work.

Ave

9:48 AM

I can't do that as I pick clothes, pack bag, shower, brush teeth and comb hair in the mornings

by the time I leave the house I'm wide awake

Moacir

I do all of that

But half-asleep

It is such a routine that my body knows how to do everything

Its all fun and games until you notice that you put your shirt backwards (To be fair it only happened twice)

badp

It's all fun and games until something disrupts your routine

and now you're half asleep brushing your teeth in the elevator without your house keys