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12:02 AM
We had a christmas tree delivered to our house today in 2 cardboard boxes. They were pretty heavy and I wasn't home, so the delivery guy offered to carry them in for my wife. He asked her, "Is this a real tree?"
 
@InvaderSkoodge how is a real tree going to come in two boxes?
 
Yes, that would be the joke.
Although the guy was sincere :(
 
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Q: Are the Moonkin Hatchlings actually useful?

AshI got 5 Moonkin Hatchlings following me around for the next 5 days because of the Moonkin Festival. It looks like they're doing an animation sorta like Moonfire during fights - are they actually helping me, or are they just for show, as it were?

 
 
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1:23 AM
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Q: can i even find all X0-1 pieces without required level

a boy in need*like the helmet you can steal from the prydrwen i am curious if you can find all pieces of the X0-1

 
 
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2:24 AM
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Q: joeys real story bendy and the ink machine

angelicmcwilliams1 this guy named joey drew had a cartoon in his head 2 joeys first cartoon friend named bendy that was a good cartoon friend 3 and joey made a ink machine becuase he wanted cartoons in real life 4 he flowed the machine but something gone bad the cartoon ...

 
oh no we have a CR that doesn't remember where they are
oh no did they just log in
 
they didn't
this is my first CR I'm scared
client probably has 4:00
all right, game time
 
2:46 AM
OH NO
3x inst-
s;lkjfsa;lkdjfas;lkdjfsa;lkdfj
I'm so scared
 
3:03 AM
client destroyed
:(
 
3:19 AM
D:
That's not helpful at all!
 
We couldn't instance
 
RIP salutes
 
We tried navlock, failed, tried again, failed, I tried manual drop on beacon and the others tried a tactical faceplant, failed
by that point the client's o2 timer was up
 
3:36 AM
@Unionhawk what is the tactical faceplant you speak of?
 
@GodEmperorDune a tactical faceplant is a maneuver designed to reach a code red client inside the exclusion zone of a stellar body. It is performed by lining up the client's beacon and the center of the star, approaching fairly slowly, and flying into the star until the game automatically kicks you out of supercruise for being too close to the star.
If done right, you should instance with the client.
 
@Unionhawk if you're not instanced with them you'll never find them?
 
Yes
It's a p2p game
The similar maneuver is the accidental faceplant. It involves accidentally flying into the exclusion zone of the stellar body and taking heat damage
 
 
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7:21 AM
Question for the LoL players: Why is ahri's attack speed on her champion's page stated as NaN?
 
7:56 AM
0
Q: What could be wrong with my villager breeder?

mmachenryI have created a villager breeder in Minecraft 1.13.2 and they are not breeding. I'm not seeing any love heart bubbles either. I have done this by putting 6 doors with wood blocks above them up at a certain height to be the village and below that is a farm so that the farmers and breeders are ou...

 
Hhhhhholy shit this took no editing at all fuck https://t.co/NoxrF7j47S
 
8:11 AM
0
Q: What happens after you beat the guy at the bottom

user221080"Almost! You (almost) killed the guy but he successfully recover 1 hp before dying But.... You have learned something....... You can't solve a problem by doing a revenge...... The best way is to talk to the guy himself and forgive him......" After the message, nothing can be done. What's sup...

 
Ave
my notifications is scrolling way too fast
 
8:23 AM
my dad just told me he makes decisions now by emailing himself a potential plan and reading gmail's suggested auto-responses to it to determine if it's good idea or not
as a Google ML ethics guy, i need a drink. https://twitter.com/innesmck/status/1060294661171015681
 
Ave
8:34 AM
my god
I photoshopped jon arbuckle into sans undertale
and my notifs are EXPLODING
 
@Ave tbh this feels more like bad notification UI design
 
Ave
blame gman
 
@PrivatePansy i love this thread
 
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Q: What does this pistol symbol mean in Raid Mode?

arghtypeIn Raid Mode there is this symbol with pistol and some number next to it (for me it's always 0), see screenshot: What does it mean? I play on PS4 if it matters.

 
@GodEmperorDune It's like Twitch Plays Pokemon, but in reverse.
 
8:44 AM
Morning chat
 
Ave
morning kevin
time for chaos
a person with 690 followers just boosted it
 
Nice, in several ways :p
 
@Ave gitdab?
 
Ave
and someone else with 950
time for chaos vol 2
 
I need to get on the fediverse
 
Ave
8:50 AM
@Kevin yes you do
I should stop lewdposting on my main too at this ppoint
esp as y'all are joining fediverse slowly
 
I mean... I don't mind lewdposting :p
 
Ave
I have an instance just for it /shrug
 
Hmm, my full name no longer gets hits on chat.se, yay
(as in, if I google it then I don't find chat.se)
 
9:06 AM
@Ave fediverse your own made thing?
@Ave hand holding, cuddling and kissing is ok so no need to stop that
 
Nah, it's federated twitter basically
 
Ave
@Memor-X nah, tl;dr is what kevin said but uh
it allows for much more than twitter-like platforms
there's peertube which is federated youtube
there's pixelfed which is federated instagram etc
 
Really? Neat
 
what do you guys mean by federated?
 
What's the name of the software behind it again?
 
Ave
9:09 AM
there's a lot of different softwares
biggest one is mastodon (node.js)
there's also pleroma (elixir)
also gnu social (php)
 
Okay, that's what I thought then :p
 
Ave
@Memor-X think of email
there's many services that provide it
 
Or, wait. googles
 
Ave
and you can talk to people on other services while still being on your current service. email is federated.
 
Nope I was wrong, carry on
 
Ave
9:11 AM
on fediverse there's a lot of different instances, such as queer.party, mastodon.social, etc etc
I also have a small one that I'll rename soon
 
memery.social?
 
Ave
I mean there's shitposter.club but it's very alt-right and is banned from federating with most good instances
 
And that is why fediverse is better then the hellsite :p
 
Ave
yep
 
9:27 AM
0
Q: Where did the term 'Easter Egg' come from?

MCGYou see a lot of games these days which have hidden features which are often called 'Easter Eggs'. Where did this term come from? Did old game developers back in the day code secret actual easter eggs hidden in games and then name caught on? Or is there some other reason we use this term?

 
9:42 AM
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Q: Are there any benefits of opting out of free PS plus games?

Aleksandr MedvedevI always was wondering if my free games of the month deal is somehow limited. I heard that there is a assurance that the games I get for free in PS plus should exceed particular cost. At the same time it just not very clear to me why these games are not given by default, I always should go into P...

 
10:12 AM
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Q: How to disable Xbox 360 "no connection" nag?

user221084 Whenever Xbox 360 is started or swithing accounts the console displays a message which the user must dismiss by selecting "no" if no internet connection is available. My 360 is nearly completely offline, I connect only a couple of times a year to download updates for disc-based gamed. Router W...

 
Ave
nice, my memes are now in legal print
 
facepalms
 
Ave
it's not the worst one tho!
 
I don't know, vore is generally not great :p
 
Ave
those are in legal print too
there were worse ones
 
10:42 AM
0
Q: City Streets Area 5 & 6

HegaoI can't seems to access looked doors of City Streets area 5 & 6. Can anyone tell me why I can't access them?

 
10:57 AM
0
Q: Are there ways which one can send ideas and suggestions to Rockstar Games for new gta game?

Alex AI have some ideas which I wish for grand theft auto 6 to have, and I wish to send my ideas by calling them or by email. Question: Does Rockstar Games company have an official phone number where I can call them and share my ideas and in the same time to ask them wether they like or not? Because,...

 
Ave
11:09 AM
@Lazers2.0 someone's about to figure out how capitalism works
which is "no one cares they already work enough as it is"
 
@Ave actually it's "Rockstar don't need your ideas, they have GTA Online which shits money"
just like how EA has FIFA
 
@Kevin It depends on the type of vore. There is a wide variety of vore fetishes depending on orifice, relative size of predator and prey, whether the prey survives or not, whether the prey is vored whole or in parts and whether the consumed prey is left whole or digested/dissolved
 
11:43 AM
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Q: Was Smashing Four always without Ads?

Tom J.The game is great! But I am wondering whether they have always had the strategy to not frustrate players with Ads or whether they turned Ads off once the game became famous?

 
@Nzall and yet all of that sounds generally not great
 
Ave
apparently google allows this
it's simultaneously great and terrible
 
@Ave yep, just more information to collect on you for the sake of "convenience"
 
Ave
well
 
12:43 PM
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Q: Which racing game or simulator has the most extensive support for user defined cars?

BartI'm looking for a game/simulator that offers the most support for simulating a user-defined vehicle. The goal is to test and improve the dynamics of the vehicle i'm co-developing. I know Assetto Corsa and Flight Simulator support user-defined vehicles, but i'd like to know which game/simulator ac...

 
Hhhhhholy shit this took no editing at all fuck https://t.co/NoxrF7j47S
 
@Ave Yeah I have a dead man's switch on my LastPass. If there are no logins after 30 days it starts trying to contact me. If there's still no activity after 45 it can allow someone else to unlock my vault.
I think those are the numbers anyway
 
Ave
I think uh
when I die I want all of this shit to disappear
I don't want anyone to read my messy emails
 
Oh no wait it's not like that at all
I have set up a trusted contact. They can request access, and if I don't deny it within (n) days they get access.
 
@Unionhawk We're mememing now folks
Oh good Costco doesn't open for another hour
that gives me an excuse to not go right now since I feel like that would be the most responsible adulting thing to do, but I really don't want ot
 
12:49 PM
Normal brain OCR: let algorithm figure stuff out.
Galaxy brain OCR: outsource to someone reading and typing it in. And call it OCR
 
@Memor-X I mean, it's not for everyone. However, there are definitely people who enjoy it
 
@Nzall i know, otherwise it wouldn't exist
 
5 hours ago, by Nzall
Hhhhhholy shit this took no editing at all fuck https://t.co/NoxrF7j47S
 
cc @Frank probably
@Nzall Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaap @Unionhawk just got TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
Supposedly compared to planet coaster this one is much heavier on the park management side of things
So I'll probably buy it at some point
Game will be $10 more expensive at launch (currently $20).
 
Nobody was awake 5 hours ago
 
12:59 PM
whoa whoa whoa, are you calling @Nzall, @Ave, @PrivatePansy and @Lazers nobodies!?!?!?
HOW CRUEL
hang on where's that steven universe clip
 
@Wipqozn I mean, Lazers is a bot, they literally are a nobody
 
Hey now, robots have feelings too
okay too lazy to find the clip
but point is, the lack of any new steven universe episodes is why I don't like CArtoon NEtwork.
 
1:12 PM
it was like that for be but with Adventure Time
and also the fact they got rid of Adult Swim which had anime like Inuyasha
 
I dont like Cartoon Network because they ruined teen titans
It was a good show
Now its a gringey memey fest
LOOK AT THIS
@Memor-X I liked Robot Chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Tried to google for aqua teen hunger force, network filter blocked: Violent Cartoon
Not wrong at least
 
1:29 PM
@Moacir i've seen youtube clips of Robot Chicken but they never showed it on Adult Swim in Australia
 
@Memor-X Some of them are really funny
And every episode is like multiple segments. So you will probably laugh at something, if you like this kind of humor
 
1:58 PM
oh boy 36 degrees outside
That’s rough for Texas.
 
@Yuuki I had a brainfart and thought your house was tilting somehow
 
 
lol at a CI comrade's ship name ("Means of Production")
 
The Legend of Zelda Link Zelda.
 
2:13 PM
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Q: Addition to rune pages for season 9

RidiculeIs anybody aware of what the new additions will be to the rune pages in preparation for the next ranked season? From what I've heard it's an additional tree to select from but I'm not sure what you can chose from.

 
@Moacir My kids would watch Teen Titans GO 24-7 if I let them.
 
@Moacir I’ve heard some of the more recent episodes are much better.
Plus, it’s also just a different style of show.
If you’re more of a campy comedy person, you’d think Tim Burton’s Batman was the best while Nolan ruined the franchise.
 
2:28 PM
hm
this is going to be annoying
RIP doing things the easy way
 
2:39 PM
god dammit
;lkgdsjhgdslkfdsjhglksahgflkjhg
this is awful
and I hate it
business: we want to do the thing this weird way that's not consistent with anything we've done before
me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
this is just
awful
this code is going to have to be so gross to get this functionality
 
@Moacir wtf
@Moacir ATHF is one of my all time favorite shows
Endlessly quotable
God bless you and all you do for television frylock
 
3:00 PM
I like the christmas episode
 
3:13 PM
I have a frylock tshirt
People always ask me about it lol
 
3:29 PM
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Q: How does the new money system work in Counter-Strike Global Offensive?

ChildishforlifeI was recently watching CSGO, and noticed that the win/lose rewards were changed from a few months ago, as teams were buying earlier than I thought was possible. How does the new money system in CSGO work?

 
I'm 90% sure what they want is impossible
why did we let them decide that this was going to work this way again
oh yeah that's right because this was the easier way
tm
easier
in order to get this done we need to make changes to fundamental assumptions of the system
but this is the easier way
sure
totally
 
 
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5:18 PM
@Nzall Why would you ever think this is an appropriate thing to post in chat?
This is far from the first time you've been warned about bringing stuff like this up in chat. THink before you post.
 
@BunsGlazing because its an awesome shirt, lol
@Ave where did you get to this screen?
 
user15026
@BunsGlazing I have seen people with this shirt, I never understood it til now when I watched the above video because I have never seen that show. I was like "I do not understand these angry french fries"
 
@Ave thanks fam
 
@Ash It's a pretty solid show, although I've only ever seen a few episodes. It was always on way too late.
 
5:31 PM
@Nzall Is this the "Don't Stop Me Now" one?
 
I mean solid in the sense it's really stupid and funny.
 
I don't have my headphones on me.
 
my wife should have access through the lastpass emergency stuff already, but good for a fallback nonetheless
 
@Yuuki Yugioh
 
@Yuuki time to d-d-d-duel one
 
5:31 PM
Ah.
 
@GodEmperorDune TIL pugs are slower than turtles
 
@Wipqozn network latency
 
 
@Yuuki hue
 
Huh. I've never seen anyone else with ATHF merch
 
5:35 PM
@Yuuki i want this game but i don't have a switch
 
I think some accounts should have an inheritance status, like steam account
I have a little over 1000 games, but TOS state this is my personal account. Same as WoW accounts and others
 
@Yuuki Ooh, the rare Sanic Amiibo
 
@Moacir i think you can put that stuff in your will
 
user15026
@SaintWacko I didn't even notice that at first I was like "okay, it's Sonic, that's fine" and then I saw your message and looked again
 
@GodEmperorDune Don't let that stop you from having a good time.
Having a good time.
 
5:40 PM
@GodEmperorDune I think it is not enforceable :/
 
@Moacir court documents will make most companies do things
 
Well, I'll research about that then
 
they might not give new copies of purchased games to another account, but they should at least give the person access to the willed account
@Yuuki i'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
 
PLS
NO.GIF
 
@fredley lol default public read
 
5:43 PM
@GodEmperorDune Isnt shooting star that song that goes "Doo, do do, do do doooo" or something like that?
 
It's not a huge issue as the bucket is private, but still, yeah, no.
 
@Moacir that may be a different song, but the refrance here is "don't stop me now" by queen
@fredley yeah
 
@TimStone Okay time to take a stab at Suit Only Silent Assassin for Mexico.
 
lmao
 
@Yuuki Sorry meant to reply yesterday but was busy. But the fish trick is him basically abusing how the AI investigates noises. He used the fish to create a sound on the level below where the guard was. RAther than just walking over to the balcony and looking down, the guard actually goes down and takes the stairs.
The guard taking the route gives the player time to shoot the target without anyone else around, and then escape, before the guard returns.
 
5:52 PM
@GodEmperorDune Just means I now have a very tedious process of setting the ACL on each and every object in the bucket
 
@fredley i mean that's just a loop in whatever API you're using
 
@Unionhawk What is this about?
 
@SaintWacko idk
 
I know there are many things happening in the world, but please enjoy this photo essay of dogs being amazing https://cnn.it/2OETLz7
 
@Unionhawk classic Jagex
 
user15026
6:00 PM
@GodEmperorDune I loved every bit of this article.
 
@Ash the pug clearly going all out for the treat but about to miss it entirely is very in character
my pug does the same "hot DAMN a TREAT" face
 
@GodEmperorDune Yes, but each loop iteration takes 2 http requests
 
@fredley i'm surprised AWS doesn't have some sort of batching for that
iirc you can upload a json to gcp of "here's all the acl things i want you to do, go"
 
@Wipqozn I am surprised you like it
 
6:24 PM
SO THIS DUDE STOLE PEOPLES TRACKS AND RELEASED THEM AS HIS OWN, AND SAID HE HAD PROOF HE MADE THE TRACKS HE RAN THE AUDIO THROUGH A MP3 TO MIDI CONVERTER AND PUT IT INTO A SINGLE PIANO ROLL IN FL I CANNOT RN THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY https://twitter.com/thesourwarhead/status/1062131689319776256
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@x__av__i And it sounds like this https://t.co/Lu3blj8bJc
lmao
 
@Unionhawk lol fuck
 
@Unionhawk lolwat
@Unionhawk wat is FL in this context?
 
@GodEmperorDune I assume
 
@Unionhawk thanks
lol wow the thief is quite bad at this
 
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Q: I lost my game how could I return my account

Praveen thapatownhall 8 level 8 base Max diffence troops I did not have any clan my base name is pran etc

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Q: How many years is the harvest moon back to nature going on? What happens after the third year?

user221105How many years is the harvest moon back to nature going on? What happens after the third year? I heard you can go to a city or whatever it is after finishing the third year but as far as I can remember, nothing happened!.

 
6:39 PM
@GodEmperorDune fruity loops. Production DAW
 
@BunsGlazing thanks
 
I'm mostly just amazed at how the midi sounds lol
like yeah dude for sure just a regular project going on here
this is normal
 
scroll down a ways for dog soundfont version
its even better
 
Here in HuE land we had a meme recently where a kid made a note that said (with his handwriting): "Parents, tomorrow there will be no school. This note is true"
(With the br word for "note" misspelled)
Almost as creative as this guy stealing other people tracks
 
6:51 PM
@Unionhawk he's just hoping anybody looking at it doesn't know any better and just sees 'digital music production'
 
@Wipqozn @TimStone Done. Chucked a pair of scissors at Rico, drowned Andrea in a toilet, and pushed Franco off a cliff.
I originally planned to blow up Rico with an RFID explosive I got, but it didn't work how I expected.
 
@Wipqozn Nice
 
@TimStone meaning the explosive doesn't. It's a proximity explosive that only goes off when it gets within range of an RFID coin. The description says the needs to be armed first, which sounds like you need to manually arm it after deploying it. You don't though. It's automatically armed once you deploy it and the coin. I think the text was just added to explain why it doesn't blow up in your pocket.
Because my original plan was hide the explosive under his desk, get him the coin, then once I killed everyone else I'd be standing near an exit and then activate it. Then as soon as it went off I'd exit mission.
 
Ah ha
 
6:57 PM
That said I might still try something like that with the mini remote explosive on Master. I did Franco -> Rico -> Andrea in this one, but in MAster I might do Andrea -> Franco -> Rico. And I'd use an exit close to Rico. Probably the helicopter.
Actually I suppose I could also do something goofy like knock Rico out, and just put him on top of a bomb hahahah
Then stand near the exit and set it off
 
@Wipqozn I am not sure if its unintentional, but I am noticing that every time you mention Master you capitalize like MAster. Is that actually the name or you are just misspelling every time?
 
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Q: Places to farm food to feed level 80 Arduan to level up?

user1821961I'm not sure if anybody knows any good spots and how to get there from the nearest fast travel point to find the required feeding materials for this tier, thanks!

 
@Moacir I just press the "A" key before releasing shift.
Accidentally
My finger is usually resting on "A" so that happens a lot when it's the second letter in a word I capitalize.
MArk BRown i streaming. He loved the first one.
 
Oh, ok. It is just specifically recurring that I actually thought it was the correct name
 
wait what
My word
 
7:01 PM
It seems he's just bad at typing :P
lol
But getting better at Hitman! So there's that
 
@TimStone lol so you can just disqualify the guy who normally wins the race
Just saw it in that video
 
I keep reading that Hitman level as "hotline Miami"
Which is obviously not right but
 
@Wipqozn Yeah, I've been meaning to do that, there's a challenge reward
 
You just pick up a specific flag as a marshal and press the "Disqualify'em Button" lol wtf
 
It's a necessary step for poisoning her with the winner's cup I guess?
Which is one of the stories
 
7:04 PM
@GodEmperorDune Florida.
 
@TimStone Nope. You can actually blow up the guys car.
 
Oh, do you get a non-target kill penalty though?
 
@TimStone oh right haha
 
It's so silly you can dress up as him and no one notices
 
@Wipqozn I saw a video where they were doing that escalate thing on hitman 1 (I think it keeps giving you objectives and you have to do all of them or something), and when the guy was exiting, the vehicle killed a non-target, failing the mission.
 
7:06 PM
Lot's of goofiness and it's pretty great
I really love how much content exists in these games. I put a lot of hours into Miami and never knew about that disqualify thing. Mark obviously doesn't know about some of the alternate entrances into Knox place... or he's missing a lockpick
 
@Wipqozn youtube.com/watch?v=y8bM6abER6s, the thing that I mentioned happens at 27:00 somethings
 
> Nintendo wins $12m lawsuit against ROM sites run by a married couple
 
@Yuuki Ugh
What site was it?
 
> The owners of now-defunct ROM sites LoveROMS.com and LoveRETRO.co have agreed to a $12 million judgment in favor of Nintendo.
 
7:24 PM
@Yuuki Ouch
You know it's a phyrric victory, though. There's no way they'd ever be able to pay that.
So it's more to send a message to everybody else.
 
Pretty much.
It's pretty much certain that they agreed to a different, much lower, settlement with Nintendo in private.
Either that or their wages will be garnished for basically eternity.
 
got quite the long range rescue in progress right now, 72j out
 
7:49 PM
Can games lose copyright?
 
@Moacir copyright can expire if owners don't reup it
 
Lifetime + 70 in the US, right?
Or to future-proof the algorithm, Lifetime + Years Since Walt Disney's Death.
 
@Yuuki what is lifetime if it's not a single person's creation though?
 
I think currently is 2020
 
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