The Bridge

Tim Stone

12:12 AM

omfg please never fix this https://t.co/naNBTmnvJR

Tweeted by CreamyElephant on November 12, 2018 at 2:37 PM in reply to CreamyElephant

2

dying

Wipqozn

@TimStone I love this so much. The subreddit is filled with people begging IOI to leave the bug in.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn how is it a bug, it seems better this way

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune That's very true

It's not limited to the briefcase either

@Memor-X All thrown weapons have tracking, it's just that for whatever reason the briefcase travels really slowly.

Memor-X

@GodEmperorDune i don't think a suit case i meant to be a reality defying homing insta-kill device

Wipqozn

At least slowly compared to other thrown weapons

Memor-X

12:20 AM

@Wipqozn wait, so if you threw a knife it would curve around a door?

Wipqozn

@Memor-X Yes. But everything but a briefcase moves so quickly it's just not a thing that'll happen. Maaaybe in some super rare occurance, but yeah.

Memor-X

@Wipqozn ahhh i see

well if they patch it i'm sure someone will mod it back in

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn It's a real shame you can't lock-target Sierra Knox's car

Just watch the briefcase doing laps

Wipqozn

@TimStone I've never wanted to see something happen so badly

It would be especially good when she gets out, and then a briefcase comes out of nowhere and hits her.

Tim Stone

loool

Wipqozn

12:28 AM

"I won! I'm the ch-!" wham

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn well not out of nowhere, it was chasing her the whole time

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune To the crowd it wou- actually I suppose not, they'd see it flying

Tim Stone

What if they can't see it until it hits the NPC?

Frank

This account should probably be burned.

It's done nothing but suggest spam edits.

Private Pansy

12:44 AM

Someone added Alexa to antique telephones theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/11/13/18091940/…

Memor-X

1:20 AM

"Bobby, when they fire Joanne from the switch board and replaced her with this Alexa woman"

GodEmperorDune

Here’s a question for writers: what’s the most amazing line/image/metaphor/joke/lede/pun that you wrote and an editor cut that you’re still not over?

Tweeted by juliacarriew on November 13, 2018 at 3:06 AM

So many puns here cc @ash @Wipqozn @Yuuki

Wipqozn

@TimStone The mumbai disguises make no sense. How does no one not recognize I'm not the barber?

It's great and I love it

Tim Stone

I KNOW

Or the tailor

Like come on, lol

I think the best part is that 47's voice just...he just doesn't even try

And everyone's all "Well I guess this is normal"

Wipqozn

@TimStone lol I got 0 stars

@TimStone I loove that

My favourite part was the haggling with the cloth merchant

Did you wait long enough to get it down to 1 coin?

Tim Stone

1:36 AM

No, I stopped at 3, lol

Wipqozn

Also I tried multiple times but that movie star kept dying when I kicked him

@TimStone I think 1 is the lowest, because the text actually changes haha

As in the G action text

So yeah I eventually just let the movie star die and kept on going

I almost got no cameras but got spotted by one as the tailor. Tried a bit to find the camera controls, but figured I was already running at 3 stars at that point sooooooo lol

That mission was really long too.

Tim Stone

Blowing him off the building is fun

Wipqozn

Probably the largest and most involved one

@TimStone So I ended up throwing an axe at him

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Yeah, there's one inside the train station, I assume there's a second one somewhere but I haven't found it yet

Maybe in the gang hideout

Wipqozn

I did the meeting, and then well nothing happened. So I took out his guard, dressed up as him,a nd then he was threatening some dude on a ledge I just threw a fire axe at him

Tim Stone

1:38 AM

lol

Wipqozn

My kill was noticed but since no one actually saw me toss the axe they didn't tie it to me

I just bolted haha

It was fantastic

Also for the maelstrom, there was one guy wandering around dressed up differently. Almost like a shaman or something, with a cane. I was thinking "I wonder if that's him"

Tim Stone

Oh yeah, I saw that dude

Wipqozn

So I just shot him in the back of the head to see if it gave me a "Target killed" but nope haha

I then reloaded a save

Tim Stone

I meant to try and subdue him to get his disguise

Wipqozn

However he did appear to me as one of the possible maelstroms!

I'm just assuming it's randomly chosen each mission

Tim Stone

1:43 AM

Ah yeah, I've just drawn him out both times I've played that one

Wipqozn

So I'll definitly be needing to do mumbai again to get a not shit score

Tim Stone

For the meeting were you the artist or was this something else?

Wipqozn

@TimStone I was the actor

Tim Stone

Ahh, okay

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do I install Forge on Ubuntu

I want to download mods because some mods are cool. I have an Ubuntu computer, and I only want the 1.7.10 version because my favorite mods only support 1.7.10. It is only 1.7.10. When I try to open the forge-1.7.10.jar, it says that it is not marked as executable. How do I install forge on Ubuntu?

minecraft-forge

Wipqozn

1:48 AM

I did actor, barber and tailor.

Tim Stone

I didn't do that one yet

Wipqozn

Barber and tailor kills were probably done exactly as the game intended

Actor one was "Welp, guess I'll toss an axe at him"

Tim Stone

lol

Wipqozn

And it was amazing

Unionhawk

https://t.co/nT4V4aVNNu

Tweeted by spookperson on November 14, 2018 at 1:06 AM

Wipqozn

1:52 AM

@Unionhawk That poor kitty

GodEmperorDune

#bashthefash

Tweeted by MuhammadGheith on November 14, 2018 at 12:41 AM

yeah gritty

Private Pansy

2:07 AM

Wow, I got myself a noise cancelling headphone. Having this thing on is scary in how much noise it cancels out

It even seems to dampen bone conduction, which is so weird

Or maybe that's just perception

murgatroid99

Maybe it's because you're hearing whatever sound only through the bone, instead of also partially through the air

Private Pansy

Oh yeah, that could be it

Unionhawk

Sterno

2:40 AM

Hitman 2 is great

cc @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

2:50 AM

@Sterno You're so behind on the memes. That's so a few hours ago.

Sterno

THAT'S DAYS AGO

I just wasn't here to post it

Wipqozn

That said it's still hilarious

Sterno

Besides, Hitman 2 is already old. Now I'm playing Fallout 76

Wipqozn

Pfft play Diablo Immortal like a real gamer

Sterno

I mean

I probably will

Because it is fitting to play while on the toilet

Lazers 2.0

3:04 AM

-1

Q: someone placed a command block that resets the world back to a certain date

So my friend made this realm over 2 months ago and we abandoned it because someone placed a command block that resets it to a certain date (This is in minecraft pe by the way) and now since the command block has been placed we can't build or do anything cause when we log out it resets.What do we do

minecraft minecraft-pocket-edition

Lazers 2.0

4:21 AM

0

Q: Minecraft 1.14 Snapshot loot table how to?

I wanted to start creating a data pack for 1.14, and I know the snapshots have added a lot to the loot table... I wonder if anyone can help me by giving me the skills to create a loot table for it (I don't even know the method for a 1.13 loot table, but want to have explained to me the 1.14 addit...

minecraft minecraft-commands

Unionhawk

5:18 AM

Planet Coaster is $18 on Humble

Lazers 2.0

8:08 AM

0

Q: how to fix “windows was unable to complete the format”

when we carry out formatting on a partition, Windows gives us a prompt saying "Windows was unable to complete the format", Why? Why the partition turns inaccessible and can't be formatted?

windows

Ave

8:59 AM

hmm

I might leave work on midday

Lazers 2.0

10:38 AM

0

Q: Cannot create command block stacked

I am trying to make a command block chain that is vertical, with each command block pointing to the next. The first two will activate, however the rest do not. Cannot figure this out, tried marking them as chain, tried using different commands inside them.

minecraft minecraft-commands minecraft-redstone

Lazers 2.0

12:39 PM

0

Q: Can I switch specific game to run on AMD instead of Instead of Intel?

My PC Config.: System Information Time of this report: 11/13/2018, 15:30:07 Machine name: SE7EN-PC Operating System: Windows 8.1 64-bit (6.3, Build 9600) (9600.winblue_r4.141028-1500) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: Dell Inc. System Model: Inspiron 5521...

steam

Lazers 2.0

1:09 PM

0

Q: Where can I find proof of Rufus "Red" McMurtry's fate?

I asked the Librarian, who told me all about him, but won't give me any books or documents as proof for Hans. I've definitely heard his name before. I thought I came across a painting of him, but I can't seem to find it again. In addition to the paintings, I've also looked at all the plaques in...

hero-u

Wipqozn

Oh hey look, yet another example of why steam reviews are trash!

reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/9wxke9/…

The score is fine at the moment but christ

> Demo disguished as a "free game". They lose a sale and win a negative review with such disgusting marketing schemes.

> Demo disguised as a free game. Good job fellas was rely exited to play the game but got a finger up my♥♥♥♥♥when i launched it.

People are fucking entitled holy crap

like okay yeah I get how that can be annoying if you seriously thought this game that just released as free, despite it having like 3 buy options

And yeah they really should have set up that steam page better totally fair! but people are just ugh

Also sounds like if you download the Hitman 2 client (Which is free), and you own Hitman 1, you actually get access to all the legacy levels

Invader Skoodge

@Wipqozn Made it to E5 with Azwel last night.

Most satisfying match is now the one where I killed Ivy through her CE because I predicted it and used a break attack.

Wipqozn

@InvaderSkoodge Nicely done!

That CE is the worst

Invader Skoodge

She was also higher ranked than me so it wasn't just like some new scrub Ivy.

Wipqozn

Anyone playing IVy in anywhere in F rank is probably decent, because she's hard to play from what I understand

Really strong (some folks concerned OP? Not sure about that), but still hard to play

Memor-X

1:20 PM

just looking at some of those reviews and i see this

> You might check your RAM. This game is hungry and it eats my whole 16 GB RAM.

Wipqozn

yeah I only have 8GB

and it's fine

Memor-X

> RECOMMENDED:
OS: OS 64-bit Windows 10
Processor: Intel CPU Core i7 4790 4 GHz
Memory: 16 GB RAM

Wipqozn

I should really upgrade though

Invader Skoodge

@Wipqozn This one was like E3.

I'm starting to understand some of her patterns, so I can actually defend myself a little bit if the Ivy plays the "normal" way.

But as soon as a good Ivy realizes that, they can start mixing things up and ruin my day again.

One thing Azwel has going for him in the Ivy matchup is that he can out-range her with his projectiles.

It forces the Ivy to come to you which is an awkward spot for her.

Wipqozn

And also looks like the whole reason the steam page for Hitman 2 is setup the way it is is because the client is free, but the Hitman 2 missions aren't. The reason for this is so that owners of Hitman 1 can play it's levels with the improvements added in Hitman 2 (mirrors actually work, crowd blending, picture in picture, and other stuff).

So yeah again that can be confusing, and they should make that a bit clearer for folks,but again just baaaah

@InvaderSkoodge yeah her strength is dealing with folks trying to approach her, right?

Unionhawk

1:35 PM

reupping:

8 hours ago, by Unionhawk

Planet Coaster is $18 on Humble

(normally $45)

Correction: I have a planet coaster key because I'm dumb

lol

Invader Skoodge

@Wipqozn Yeah, she's really good at pushing you out and outranges every melee attack.

Azwel's projectiles aren't amazing, though, once you know how to defend against them.

So it's not like it just hard-counters her. If she has a life lead you still have to approach her.

Buns Glazing

I never really learned all the people in soul calibur

Astaroth mainly, and I played a ton of Cervantes in SC2. Also xiangua/leixia actually she was my most played in sc5

I kinda knew a few moves with yoshimitsu but couldn't really figure him oit

I kinda knew a few moves with yoshimitsu but couldn't really figure him out

I remember Algol was fun. Is he still in it

Unionhawk

PLANET COASTER (I bought it not realizing it's already in my library):

Buns Glazing

Oh and I made a bionic commando skin for Ivy lol so I tried to play her a lot but wasn't very good

Unionhawk

1:52 PM

@Unionhawk key claimed

and by that I mean someone has indicated in discord that they want it but can't currently redeem it nobody take it

Moacir

@Unionhawk roger roger

Invader Skoodge

There, I am helping by deleting the message with sensitive information!

Unionhawk

:)

Invader Skoodge

Can room owners not do that?

Unionhawk

nope

Invader Skoodge

1:55 PM

I literally can't remember what privileges come with what levels anymore.

Unionhawk

Room owner gets kick/mute, change access, change feeds (but can't add usernames to feeds or anything), pin, timeout, move message, change room info, cancel stars

Invader Skoodge

Oh wow, timeout.

Unionhawk

Yeah

Invader Skoodge

I've never even used that one.

Unionhawk

that one is fairly recent

owners also get timeout immunity

Moacir

1:58 PM

Unionhawk

but I think that just comes with it's explicit read/write too

Room owners have to put a reason for their timeout though, mods can just do it

Nothing is stopping you from just typing garbage in the reason field, but you have to enter it

it doesn't just default to room placed in timeout for x seconds: room topic is

OBSERVE

This room was placed in timeout for 15 seconds; Nobody except non-mods and non-owners know if this is real or not

Wipqozn

Room owners can do a timeout?

Unionhawk

yes

Wipqozn

Wait I think I knew that

Unionhawk

it's a fairly recent power

Wipqozn

2:09 PM

Due to @Yuuki sending a message right after a time out once

Unionhawk

timeout immunity has been in for a while

Wipqozn

That might be unrelated though

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Does it matter which trapper I sell legendary items to?

So far, I've discovered two trappers, and I know that when I sell legendary items to one of the trappers I am able to buy items crafted by him. Do the trappers pool - so selling to one makes the fur available at all other locations? Or does selling to one mean that items created legendary fur i...

red-dead-redemption-2

Unionhawk

Apparently July 2016 was when the button was granted

The important lesson here though is no I do not have an unrestricted delete button

not even for myself past 2 minutes

Yuuki

2:32 PM

@Wipqozn I in fact did not notice a timeout had taken place, IIRC.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki You didn't

It was all a matter of timing

I mean either that, or this is @Yuuki:

HE DON'T CARE ABOUT NO RULES

Yuuki

Height looks about right.

Unionhawk

will the secretary strike that from the minutes on the grounds of headcanon

Wipqozn

Nope sorry, this is what @Yuuki looks like now

Jason Berkan

Your head canon involves Yuuki being over 6 feet tall?

Unionhawk

2:40 PM

It involves that number being undefined

or something

idk

(@uni what are you on about)

Wipqozn

Okay time to do a not shit job of Mumbai

Oh wow Mumbai has a lot of starting locations

Makes sense since it's huge, but explains why I unlocked so much after 1 mission

Jason Berkan

So, I may have successfully created two new Runescape players.

My eldest two have asked for accounts to be created.

Unionhawk

that reminds me I should log in and do dailies today lol

fill up miscelania and get battlestaves

Jason Berkan

2:56 PM

Got my OSRS character to combat level 29 yesterday, so the stupid scorpions would leave me alone.

quartata

@Wipqozn wow where did you get this high quality photo of yuuki

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan Gotta be honest at first I thought you were referring to your children

"GOSH DARN KIDS KEEP WANTING TO EAT! LET ME PLAY RUNESCAPE!"

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn Hah.

Though I was surprised I left my main RS character at about 100xp from level 70 mining.

And no one plays Runescape anymore, so the mining spots are all open.

SaintWacko

3:11 PM

Niiice

Damnit Firefox

Playing Runescape again has made me realize how incredibly simple WoW is

It really holds your hand compared to OSRS

Jason Berkan

3:24 PM

@Wipqozn Also, Hallowe'en candy. I haven't had to feed my kids in two weeks. ;)

SaintWacko

3:44 PM

@JasonBerkan Hahaha

I think my kids have already gone through theirs

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan haha convenient

SaintWacko

Combat level 15!

Unionhawk

congratulations on your newfound dark wizard immunity

(I think they're 7 right?)

SaintWacko

I thought they were higher than that

Unionhawk

apparently the ones at the varrock stone circle are levels 7 and 20

I didn't know a level 20 lived there

The one at draynor is 7 too

They're not too high level but they're just high enough level to aggro on new players

Which was really funny to watch on mobile launch day

Jason Berkan

3:56 PM

Heh. Yup. Watched a scorpion kill a level 3 fishing in Al Kharid yesterday.

Unionhawk

I forgot there was a fishing spot there

Jason Berkan

It is close to a bank and a range, which makes it slightly better than Draynor for early fishing.

However, the scorpion does make that difficult.

Unionhawk

You've got a dark wizard in the other spot too

Jason Berkan

True. Though the spot is busy enough that he's usually attacking someone else.

Unionhawk

I think I did some quest to skip basically all of early fishing so I don't remember what I did before fly fishing

Jason Berkan

4:02 PM

All I care about is anchovies for pizza. Mmmm. Anchovy pizza.

Though making pizza the other night as a F2P player reminded me that I became a member simply in order to make cheese.

Unionhawk

4:20 PM

I remember training cooking for free using only cooks guild ingredients back in the day lol

now I do karambwans since you actually turn a profit on them if you use the range on Zeah and cooking gauntlets

burn rate of almost 0

SaintWacko

I really just miss clue scrolls and slayer

If they make a cheaper sub for OSRS members only, I'll sub again

I just can't justify paying $11 a month for something I only play on my phone

Jason Berkan

Yeah. I was talking to my kids about it, because I'm pretty sure it was $5 / month back when I was playing. Circa 2005.

Unionhawk

It was

Yuuki

I kinda wanna play again but my account's probably gone, either stolen or purged.

And I don't feel motivated to start from scratch when I had 99s in a whole bunch of skills.

Sterno

@Wipqozn Yeah, there's a lot of entitled little shits out there on the forums

My favorite is the people who are like "THis game that I didn't buy and which didn't advertise multiplayer doesn't have multiplayer? ANGRY POST + 1 STAR REVIEW"

Jason Berkan

4:36 PM

@Yuuki I never even felt motivated to get 99s. So much grinding.

Yuuki

@JasonBerkan In fairness, it was an account gifted to me by a friend that didn't want to play anymore. He grinded things like the combat skills while I finished up fishing, cooking, etc. I was working on Runecrafting when I stopped.

Plus, there's not much else to do as a F2P.

SaintWacko

4:48 PM

@JasonBerkan Yep, that's how much it was back when I played

@Yuuki I don't think they purge accounts

Unionhawk

They don't no

Wipqozn

@TimStone Got 4 stars due to what I assume was a bug :/. Some guard randomly died of an accident from what seemed to be the opposite side of the map. Looks like a few other folks had this happen too. I tried reloading a few times, but would still happen, but at different times.

IT...also didn't upload my score, wtf :/

Well that's weird as shit

was showing 0 on the screen and now it's not there

WELL THEN

Tim Stone

I had that happen once too but thought maybe I ended up offline for a period of time or something and confused it

Wipqozn

Anyways, important thing, is even if all these weird as bugs didn't happen I was still slower than you by about 5 minutes.

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Good person guard making sure their boss didn't die in vain

Sure you assassinated them, but you won't get full credit so HAH

Wipqozn

4:53 PM

@TimStone It was a crow person, and they did appear to die where I killed their boss.

Where the actor throws up, they died. It just showed up in picture in picture and showed them falling off the railing.

It was actually pretty funny in addition to being frustrating.

Tim Stone

lmao

Wipqozn

Probably had 2 left feet

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do I change the tags of a placed block?

What I'm trying to do is waterlog all blocks on an area, and make air water. I've tried /data merge block ~ ~-1 ~ [stuff] but it always says "target block is not a block entity". Is it possible to do this without having a special case for every possible block that can be waterlogged?

minecraft-commands

Wipqozn

Also I'm pretty sure there's a way to run what's her name over with a train

I found a way to change which track a was on at some point, but had no idea how to take advantage of it

but I'm just assuming it'll let me train kill her

So that'll be fun to figure out

Tim Stone

Oooo

I did see a train come along so I was like "Hmm"

Wipqozn

4:58 PM

yeah I saw a train coming by as I tried to do it, but I already started when it was going by

so might not have done anything at all

ADditionally there's a feat for knocking out some random guard in the top of rangan tower

I was really confused when it popped up mid mission and was "huh, wtf did I do"

but just checked it was "yeah knock out that specific guard"

Sterno

5:11 PM

@Wipqozn Your scores in Hitman 1 were awful. I can't wait to beat you with ease in Hitman 2!

You can't see but I'm flexing right now

Wipqozn

5:24 PM

@Sterno my hitman 2 scores are much better

Sterno

much wow

3

oh, much better

I am unconcerned

I am concerned about that Lifehacks bounty though. I missed awarding it.

Wipqozn

Excellent

Yuuki

5:36 PM

Green Man Gaming has updated my account status to VIP?

> Press (X) to Doubt

Nzall

Mine too, apparently

Also, @Wipqozn Not going to go into details, but thanks for last night, I needed an intervention like that

Well, looks like that email was legit

Wipqozn

C&C Remastered Announcement from EA

> So, after years of the fans asking for their involvement, I am humbled to announce that EA is going to partner with Petroglyph Games to develop the C&C remastered collection.

> Petroglyph Games includes many of the original developers from Westwood Studios, and some of the most influential members of the original Command & Conquer development team from 1995

Yuuki

:|

Tim Stone

C&C Red Alert @Yuuki's Revenge

Nzall

@Wipqozn You know a publisher has a bad reputation when you read a message that appears to only have good parts (remaster of a classic with the original devs, no hidden purchases, community input requested) and immediately think "what's the catch?"

Yuuki

5:51 PM

The status held only by EA.

Although Activision is getting there.

It's like Activision saw the headline "EA is the most hated company in the US" and thought "first place's something at least".

Nzall

@Yuuki Indeed. There were a lot of games I loved from ActiBlizz. I played WoW for a decade this year, they had some of the best FPS games on the market with the CoD series before it turned into a yearly multiplayer shooter

Invader Skoodge

> I played WoW for a decade this year

wat

user15026

@InvaderSkoodge I think its "as of this year, I've been playing WoW for a decade", maybe?

Invader Skoodge

Ohhhhhhh, ok that makes sense.

Jason Berkan

Or, @Nzall owns a time-turner.

user15026

6:06 PM

One of those two, yeah

Yuuki

It being cold outside (for Texas) makes food time a lot more problematic.

Invader Skoodge

Even when I went out for lunch every day at my old job, food time was only ever really problematic if it was raining or snowing, not dependent on temperature.

Yuuki

6:25 PM

I prefer to walk when I can.

And wind chill suuuuuuuuuucks.

Invader Skoodge

It was 37 degrees out in NYC this morning and I walked .75 miles from the train station to my office.

You can do it!

Jason Berkan

@Yuuki Tell me about it.

Nzall

@Ash this is the correct interpretation. I've played WoW since 2008

Lazers 2.0

6:42 PM

0

Q: Need help testing block type Minecraft 1.13

I would like to test if a particular block is at a specific location then run a set block command at another location. I would like to have it continually running to check the condition. This is the command I have been trying but it will not work. Please help. /execute if block 216 70 283 #mine...

minecraft minecraft-commands

Buns Glazing

@InvaderSkoodge -9 C this morning and windy and I walked 15 minutes after getting off the bus at 5:45 AM

Dark. Cold.

Hellish

Unionhawk

I am now convinced that the December and January releases are the worst releases to be scheduled to

This is

ugh

djsmiley2k

twitch.tv/djsmiley2k

Transformers!

Invader Skoodge

@BunsGlazing Ouch.

Jason Berkan

6:59 PM

It's not true wind chill (tm), until you are talking about skin freezing in minutes.

Tim Stone

I just casually glanced over at Steve, and...

Tweeted by Nicole_Cliffe on November 14, 2018 at 3:44 AM

I'm dying, ahahaha

Unionhawk

The Jeopardy teen tournament intro has a dabbing thinking man statue and I am ready for the sweet embrace of oblivion. https://t.co/iqAydCHNFF

Tweeted by drmattdambrosio on November 14, 2018 at 3:07 AM

lmao

Jason Berkan

Dabbing is outlawed at my house.

Unionhawk

Yeah I'm glad I haven't merged my code into the release because uh

I have a feeling this piece is going to be delayed a month!

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Why can't i change my mcpe skin?

I am on the mcpe beta 1.8.0.13 and the place where you change your skin isn't loading. It says that the store can't load and I should check my internet. Even when I am connected to the interns and when I click the store on the title screen it loads. What can I do?

minecraft minecraft-pocket-edition

Nzall

7:14 PM

Our storage array at work started to fail this weekend

essentially, we had to shutdown all our virtual machines and a couple production machines

and overnight 2 new drives from Dell

And since rebuilding a RAID6 array takes a while, we're probably not going to be able to use those machines tomorrow

Mad Scientist

one failed drive or two?

Wipqozn

7:35 PM

@TimStone There we go. Still took forever, but I actually figured out some much quicker ways of killing mister movie guy.

And also discovered some new ways of luring out the maelstrom.

except my score still isn't shwoing up :/

wtf

WEll this is certainly annoying

I wonder if this will happen for all maps or just mumbai

Nzall

@MadScientist 2 drives

Our sysadmin is worried about data loss

The spare drive already activated

user15026

Apparently my work is considering moving to an agile style sticky note board of tracking projects, which is...a thing.

Unionhawk

Yeah, it's a thing

Yuuki

@Ash Now's a good time to brush up on your agile jokes.

user15026

I mean at least we're considering moving to something to track stuff....

Moacir

7:50 PM

When someone use a sticky note to put a project you dislike, you could say "That is a sticky situation". Then you punch them.

I was trying to make a joke but I am bad at punchlines, so I just added a punch.

Wipqozn

Toy Story 4 | Teaser Trailer Reaction

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cc @Yuuki

@Ash wait, as in an actual literal sticky board?

Mad Scientist

@Nzall doesn’t leave any room for any additional error during the rebuild.

Yuuki

@Wipqozn And I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn yeah we use one lol

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I don't even understand. There's so many affordable digital solutions to this.

Unionhawk

7:57 PM

apparently the hunt for an actual tool to accomplish kanban is in progress

to which I want to shout just! use! trello! god! dangit!

but alas

Wipqozn

Jira is pretty good

Tim Stone

Counterpoint: Jira is the worst, for allowing people to modify it

The things I've seen, the things I've seen

Unionhawk

we use HP Quality Center for when things get into sarbanes oxley territory (I think when things enter a real test environment)

it's so bad

Tim Stone

Oh no I'm so sorry

Wipqozn

@TimStone Yeah that can be both good and bad

Tim Stone

7:59 PM

XYZ used to use HP Quality Center but now they use ServiceNow

Unionhawk

It's being jury-rigged into kind of agile

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