« first day (2549 days earlier)      last day (2506 days later) » 

12:04 AM
@Ash to be fair, the thing says "on", not "in". And weirdly, the same message still applies.
 
@Avery "on" is bad enough. I didn't want to imagine "in"
 
12:22 AM
Ooh. The previous owner left behind an Xplornet modem.
Checking their site, I can get up to 25MBit!
 
12:52 AM
much speeds
 
user15026
@Frank I'd not trust that
 
user15026
Xplornet is very good at promises and less good at delivery
 
user15026
At least here
 
user15026
They promised my parents 10/1,made them pay 90 bucks to survey, turns out they actually couldn't service them at all, and my dad fought them to get the 90bucks back
 
user15026
(and he's not the only one I have heard stuff like that from)
 
user15026
1:00 AM
So I'm not saying don't do it, just be careful
 
1
Archæology

Proposed Q&A site for anyone studying human history from the start of the Holocene through Late Antiquity.

Currently in definition.

 
@Ash huh
here the ISP tells you before hand what speed you can get
there's no 'survey' or anything normally
they just do a line test... o_O
 
Oh I finally figured it out @Unionhawk. We have to go to war with Mars because they're totally sabotaging our spacecraft
 
@Frank is that... considered good where you're at?
 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment That "æ" character is really unnecessary there
 
1:11 AM
Seeing the square avatar I realize my mistake
 
I'm lazy so we'll let you have that inb4-free
 
@TimStone I never clicked through because Tasker and sanity
 
Oh you and your "doing what you're supposed to during work hours"
 
hum de dum
Puwexil hasn't lost it yet.
he's still a-ok at commenating
(I know it's not him talking most of the time)
 
@TimStone no, mostly my "stopping Twitter from destroying my data usage again"
 
1:14 AM
Ohhh right
I forgot about that
Also fair
 
I have YouTube Red for the purposes of productivity
Whereby I mean I have hours upon hours of offline video
 
can u not have offline without red?
 
@Chippies Seeing as how the best I can get elsewhere is 10Mbit, I'd say yes.
 
@djsmiley2k not anymore
 
1:17 AM
Not since like 2011
 
nto that I perticularly care
 
Or something
 
errrr
the youtube app on phones only got offline stuff like a year ago or something I thought
maybew i imagined it
 
@Ash Well, I've got a router and a cable leading up to one of two satellite dishes.
 
It had offline back in the day iirc
 
1:19 AM
btw let's all take a moment to enjoy bluefeet's range top
 
o_O?
 
I think that's actually just a car dashboard
 
I'mma disappointed in you guys
 
@Unionhawk I like to streetrace while cooking
 
no one's questioning why the brit is still here
 
1:21 AM
I have no room to talk about anything related to being responsible
 
@djsmiley2k no brexit yet m8?
 
fite me.
night shift D:
 
Your eggs come out fluffier if you spin while cookin em
 
1:26 AM
Crap, train derailment in Penn Station
 
user15026
@TimStone damn
 
@TimStone didn't you have a derailment like a week ago?
 
@GodEmperorDune There was one in NY, at least, yeah
FDNY now reporting no serious injuries thankfully, ~200 passengers
 
user15026
1:31 AM
@TimStone well thats good
 
omfg @fredley go to bed (we're learning, @djsmiley2k)
 
@Ash Indeed! Was worried since it was in the station it might be bad but happily it seems not
 
0
Q: How does Hollowing work in Dark Souls 3?

DangerZoneThe wiki for hollowing is not clear at all. I am going for the Lord of Hollows ending (so apparently I can cure hollowing, but not the dark sigils) so my Hollowing level is at 99 at this point. However, I have no idea how this is actually affecting me, and what I gain/lose from curing my hollowin...

 
1:43 AM
#Tucker: America is rotting from within because the people in charge don't think it is worth preserving @FoxNews
DOESN'T EVEN SEE THE IRONY IN THIS STATEMENT WTFFFFFFF
 
Or it's "the people in charge" in the racist conspiracy sense
 
user15026
The worst part about watching the awesome that is Letterkenny is that very few people I know watch it so I am sad because I want to yell about it but since it's only on CraveTV and that's only available in Canada.... :/
 
@Ash I watched the first episodes of seasons 3 todays!
 
user15026
And that's what I appreciates abouts you
 
@Ash Is that what you appreciate about me?
 
1:46 AM
@TimStone HEALTH CARE??
 
May 23 '13 at 1:07, by Ethan
What is that like a buritto of some sort
 
user15026
@Fluttershy I appreciates you enough to wants to go for some salmons sushis and some tunas sashimis with you
 
@Ash I just... I'm pretty sures you don't needs an S to pluralize those words...
 
user15026
<3
 
user15026
1:53 AM
There's some stuff in the second ep I think you'll love. I did, anyhow.
 
-1
Q: If you throw a red shell in first place, where does it go?

Fredy31If you throw a red shell while in first place, who will it try to hit? It does try to hit whoever is a place above you, but if nobody is above you, what does it do?

 
@Ash Oh man, Avengers making takoyaki!
 
user15026
2:23 AM
Did you see the one with them playing the Switch?>
 
user15026
Mhm!
 
just about awake d:
 
2:56 AM
Oh man @TimStone, only 2 states not on the "Kobach kindly screw off" train
(incidentally, some of those 48 might actually be on the "kobach unkindly screw off" train)
 
Okay, heading straight to bed after work, drinking some orange juice and lots of water, eating a few dumplings, and taking some Tylenol, I feel much better.
 
OMG Let's Encrypt is going to issue wildcard certs!
Starting 2018 but still
 
user15026
@Yuuki oh good <3
 
@RedRiderX \o/
 
3:13 AM
@PrivatePansy Of the hundred or so certs I've been issued in the last few months, one wildcard cert would probably cover half of them.
This will be great
tbh I should have automated more of it by now but this will be easier!
 
user15026
opens Warmachine Hordes two player battle box Fuck, that's a lot of tiny bits. closes box
 
user15026
I really wanna put them together and paint them and play but its SO INTIMIDATING
 
@ash those miniatures look amazing.
 
user15026
@RedRiderX THERE ARE SO MANY BITS
 
user15026
I wanna put them together and paint them and then play with whoever I can convince to play with me but I am just like "what if I do them wrong"
 
3:19 AM
I like how the new media module for drawing comics is called 'nonlinear visual narrative'
Also, 'Superhero Entertainments' is an actual module
> This module examines the social and cultural significance of superhero entertainments. Particular attention is paid to the origins of superheroes in comic books and the manner in which the major two companies, DC and Marvel, positioned those heroes in blockbuster movies commencing with Superman in 1978. The module traces the antecedents of comic book superheroes, discuss their various incarnations in other media forms like radio and television...
 
Joan Lee, Stan Lee's wife of ~70 years, has just passed away at the age of 93.
 
3:37 AM
0
Q: How to connect a Stellaris account with Steam?

Sun QingyaoThis is how I connect my Stellaris account connected with Steam: And I log in with this Stellaris account while playing game: However, I suspect it's isn't correctly, because: I've played Stellaris for 13 hours and should have unlocked many achievements, but none of the achievements are u...

 
user15026
@Yuuki :( but that is a good long time
 
4:10 AM
@Yuuki :(
 
user15026
Okay, this sounds awesome. (and I'm only a tiny bit biased because one of my friends worked on it): business.financialpost.com/technology/gaming/…
 
4:46 AM
0
Q: Is Doomfist invulnerable while targeting his ultimate, Meteor Strike?

JeremyWhen you activate Doomfist's ultimate ability, Meteor Strike, you jump up into the sky, enter a targeting view for a few seconds, then smash back down. While you're targeting the ability, your character is very high up ā€” perhaps even above the usual height limit of the map. It would be hard to...

 
@Ash Makes me a bit worried for Stan Lee though. In many of these kinds of relationships, when one partner dies, the other one often follows shortly afterwards.
 
0
Q: Why does my gun reload slowly sometimes even with Quick Eject Mag?

ExoMuteTitle speaks for itself. Sometimes when I reload it's nice and quick, but a majority of the time it's as slow as not having Quick Eject Mag. Is taking damage the cause of the problem, or does it depend on if it's night and maybe I'm tired (although I'm not playing Survival and as far as I know no...

 
user15026
5:54 AM
@Yuuki yeah, like June Carter Cash and Johnny Cash
 
6:18 AM
0
Q: What is the quickest way to find diamonds in Minecraft?

FanTDMI need a good fast way to find diamonds. I use mcpe, and hhh doesn't have diamonds in the chests

 
7:11 AM
0
Q: How do you kill Nabstablook?

LozzaGoldI am playing Undertale at the moment, and i couldn't help wondering if there is a way you can kill Nabstablook, the ghost that you encounter in the ruins. I've done every single run in the game, including corrupted pacifist, and I still cannot kill him. Please answer!

0
Q: Does the Pikachu event hat have any effect?

dlyNiantic celebrates 1 Year of PokƩmon Go with another special Pikachu. It will most likely be limited like the Christmas Pikachu, but with a new hat. The linked question has no information about the actual effect the hat has on Pikachu and Niantic doesn't tell us either. Does it even have one ...

 
7:31 AM
0
Q: Are the anniversary event Pikachu's permanent?

MorgothAll Pikachu's in the wild will be wearing Ash's hat. Will we be able to keep these after the event? I know the was a similar event for Christmas, were those hats permanent?

 
7:56 AM
2.5 hours until the marriage of my sister :D
 
8:18 AM
@Arperum grats
 
@GodEmperorDune tbf, she's marrying someone I massively dislike, but it's her choice.
 
@Arperum yay for families :D
 
@GodEmperorDune Rest of my family is rather ok. Just this dude is awful. He's a terrible human being.
 
@Arperum :/
 
 
1 hour later…
9:42 AM
Watching people measure stuff in imperial is still weird "Okay I have 5 pounds 9 oz and I need a tenth of that.... uuuuuuh"
I also like how he's continuing to use weight as a stand-in for volume
And not understanding how that doesn't work when comparing water and resin
 
Alex Mauer will apparently be self-representing
And more good news: she has filed so many fraudulent copyright claims on Youtube that she needs to explain herself to Youtube or risk getting her Youtube account suspended
 
10:06 AM
@Nzall doubt that will deter her to be honest
 
It will stop the claims at least
 
Mornin'
 
10:53 AM
Blerghle
 
wharrgarbl?
 
W H A R R G A R B L B O Y S
 
Blub
My head is revolting against the rest of my body
I am taking lots of paracetamol and ibuprofen
Wieeeeeeee
 
11:38 AM
Always fun when you're forced to use an Object instead of a Map because Microsoft can't be bothered to backport Javascript features
 
12:00 PM
Polyfills are a thing
A good thing, a nice thing
 
@KevinvanderVelden Will it? I didn't realize you needed a Youtube account to file DMCA notices.
 
@Frank that's what it looks like from the email at least
 
@KevinvanderVelden Well, that's about the only threat Youtube has to make people sit up and listen.
It doesn't mean you have to actually have an account to file one.
 
So my FireFox isn't working this morning...
oh wait a minute, I downloaded Chromium, I don't have to use crappy Internet Explorer
RES isn't compatible with Chromium? Noooo
Well not compatible with "The last good revision"
 
@KevinvanderVelden Problem is that A) Dojo doesn't have a polyfill for the Map object (at least, not one that I can find) and B) the only polyfill I can find is ES5-shim, and I don't need everything from that (nor do I know if it's compatible with Dojo)
 
12:17 PM
1
Q: Can you actually hatch a Pichu with the Ash hat?

Timmy JimI saw on Reddit that someone hatched a Pichu with an Ash hat during the one year anniversary event. In previous hat events, Pichu couldn't hatch with a hat. Someone in the Reddit claimed they hatched an egg they received during the event and didn't get a Pichu with a hat: Got an egg during ...

 
12:34 PM
@BlueBarren it is
 
12:50 PM
41 mins ago, by BlueBarren
Well not compatible with "The last good revision"
 
So apparently women are not allowed to wear sleeveless tops in the House of Representatives
So
So they don't
They don't have
They don't have the right
The right to
 
Noooo
 
THEY DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMS
6
 
/cc @Yuuki
 
Still not over this
 
12:59 PM
Alright I've at least got chat up and running in chromium
STOP
SUCKING
ON
YOUR TEETH
 
Damn it
It's anti trump
 
Wow, you were even inb4ed by @Unionhawk
 
I went to a John McCutcheon concert last night, and he sang this:
 
I would gladly take a death note right about now
 
1:12 PM
@BlueBarren YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
 
@TimStone Apaz you can do even better by doing this at the transfer-encoding layer
 
@KevinvanderVelden oh... well sure but that doesn't mean I can't wish the worst upon you. By the power of Grey Skull I summon thee @Wipqozn!
 
That's just mean :(
 
Hmmm yes maybe I went a little too far
 
@fredley True. Surprised that virtually everything just gobbles it up though, not like this is a new problem
 
1:17 PM
I feel bad for whoever sits in my desk after me
 
I now have a brother in law.
And I don't like him at all.
 
I much prefer my method of having a brother and law I really do like
 
Fuck overslept
 
@KevinvanderVelden it's not like I had a choice in the matter.
 
1:29 PM
GUESS WHO GETS TO MAKE UP AN HOUR AND A HALF TODAY CHAT
(I'm not spending PTO on this shit, fuck that)
(although I totally could)
 
why @Unionhawk
oh right
ouch
 
Ramen-flavored Pringles are here. http://trib.al/54a2EC3 https://t.co/kGZWZ0eJ58
Why
What did we do wrong?
 
burn it down
 
@TimStone Is this really a bad idea?
I mean I won't eat it
 
@Unionhawk Please
 
1:38 PM
0
Q: How does Doomfist's "The Best Defense" Passive work?

MalcoWith the release of Doomfist on the PTR I have been trying him out to see how he plays and where he might fit on a team. However the information describing how his abilities and passive works is rather vague. In particular I am wonder how his passive "The Best Defense" works, it reads: THE BE...

 
> Sorry, you're not authorized to view these tweets
???
there it goes
yes why is your primary political opponent not giving you all of their servers voluntarily without a subpoena or anything
Jan 30 at 22:24, by Yuuki
1 hour ago, by Unionhawk
2 hours ago, by badp
user image
 
@Unionhawk He's at G20 and is implying that the other world leaders don't have y'know, a lot of other stuff to worry about
 
He was in Poland basically reciting the 14 words
 
So has anyone else played the Trial of the Sword?
in BotW
 
Aside from Putin I suspect no one gives two shakes of a horse's tail who Podesta is
 
1:42 PM
He's dogwhistleing with a train whistle
@TimStone and his idiot pizzagate base
Yeah you tried to forget but no, train whistle
this line of code looks really gross but I don't know how I can make it better
how many levels of anonymous type are you on
like 5 or 6 my dude
you are like a baby, watch this
`new { literally 22 variables }`
those stackoverflow examples of using 2 variables in a groupby got nothing on me
except now my foreach line has to either be 22 lines tall or extremely wide
so that's fun
 
what the hell are you doing
This sounds like something that would benefit from being pulled out into a separate function/type signature/whatever
 
Yeah, I'm trying
 
Let's run a local build before doing a 4 PM commit on a friday
 
all right, I think I successfully pulled that out from a lambda function inside the .GroupBy to a delegate Func<MyClass, dynamic>
 
Against my better judgment, I pre-ordered Your Name
 
1:55 PM
so that's fun
 
My first ever import!
 
That's 3 different C# features I haven't ever used
 
@Unionhawk are first-class functions completely miserable in C# as they are in Java?
(or, well, pre-8 Java, ISTR J8 made some improvements here)
 
I mean it wasn't terrible
Func<MyClass, dynamic> grouping = delegate(MyClass c){
    return new { 22 variables from c };
}
which creates grouping that I can hand to GroupBy since it's expecting a Func<TValue, TKey>
and now my foreach is one line
I never double checked to see that it still works though huh
it work
WE LEARNING
I'm glad it lets me declare a Func<TOut, TIn1> inside a method
I've literally never declared a delegate type, or used the dynamic keyword, so this is an exciting day
 
:thinking-face: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
2:07 PM
oh god
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,xD
 
I mean, this is obviously minified, but why in the world did it produce half a gazillion commas at the end? It doesn't even look like valid JavaScript anymore
I think this minifier is broken
 
commafier
 
In JS is [,] an empty list, or a list with two null elements or something else weird?
It's totally the latter:
 
@ToxicFrog [, ,] produces a list with one element - undefined
 
[,,,,,,] => [undefined × 6]
 
2:11 PM
Right. The last comma is ignored
 
So it looks like it needs the function at that specific index in the list and pads it out with undefined?
 
That might be it, although it's still weird. You can create the same thing with new Array(6)
 
-2
Q: Should I spend time with my girlfriend?

Joe BryantOnce I've got as close as I can to my girl, is there any point spending any more time with her? Or should I just spend time with other girls? Will my girlfriend miss me? I know I can always visit the hot springs with her, but are there any other reasons for us to hang out?

 
Which is much more compact
The same for the bunch of noop functions
 
dumbifier: inserts useless code for no reason
 
2:16 PM
@fredley as some like to say...
I'm dying lmao
 
trumpifier: prepends every variable with "terrific"
 
@Unionhawk and end with an exclamation mark
 
I don't think that's legal in any language but I could be wrong
I probably am considering there are a ton of languages
 
 
o shit payday
 
2:19 PM
@Unionhawk it's legal most (all?) lisp and forth dialects, rust, and ruby, off the top of my head
 
Oh, well then
 
Indeed forth commonly has ? and ! functions to read and write memory, and in lisp (and a number of other functional languages) it's common to use ? for predicates (e.g string?) and ! for mutators (e.g. set!)
 
That's probably why bare words are allowed to have bangs if you use def method_missing(args) args.join(" ") or whatever, from the classic software talk "Wat"
 
> Trump tells Putin: ā€œItā€™s an honor to be with you.ā€
 
I thiiiink it's legal in Scala as well, but it's been a long time since I worked in scala so don't quote me on that.
 
2:23 PM
> I thiiiink it's legal in Scala as well
 
@TimStone relatedly, did you see that someone has filed to register the trademark, "the piss tape is real"?
 
@ToxicFrog Scala allows literally just !
@Unionhawk Yeah, Sarah posted something about that the other day and I loled
 
jeong?
 
Yes
 
> Subject: Important Account Information
> A message regarding the subject referenced above has been delivered to your MOHELA inbox for SoFi servicing. Please log into your account at sofi.mohela.com to access this information.
pls
 
2:27 PM
lol I'm getting a SoFi ad in Mint right now!
 
I take an extraordinary time to memorize names. After 2.5 years, I still don't remember names of most people on school. Weirdly, I tend to memorize twitter names instantly.
 
@Avery I think it would be easier to remember my acquaintances names too if they were called @CucksForTrump1991
 
Shark heart beating (Warning: Shark heart)
Uhh America what the hell happened in June that you ate an average of $90 worth of McDonald's? >_>
 
Wow, that's... about a big mac every other day, or there about
 
my question is
why did they spend less on may or july
 
2:40 PM
July's numbers are not available I presume
 
Right, that
No idea about May
 
but muh media says that all americans are 500lbs and eat 10 big macs a day
 
The McDonald's here rolled out Minion themed food items
I tried the minion shaped potato nuggets. Terrible mistake.
They looked cute, but were so greasy
 
It is mcdonalds...
 
It feels like the McDonald's here puts more money into advertisement than food. The food has gotten worse, but the pictures they put up have gotten prettier
 
2:50 PM
@TimStone That's... an average of $3 per day what
 
I hate people with a loud existence
 
Oh hey, new official live video from blind guardian CC @Arperum
 
cc @TimStone
 
@Unionhawk is that high or low by US standards?
 
I mean
My average mcdonalds spending is $0
so
 
2:57 PM
in here a single small burger costs 3$. If you want a proper one you pay like 6-7$, more with drinks and stuff
 
I mean that's about right yeah
lol
> God bless the USA[2]
> [2]: With various caveats and qualifications.
this is the best newsletter
 
Hrmmmmmmm >:\ need fast lunch but nothing downstairs sounds good
 
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
 
3:12 PM
No you haven't
 
@Unionhawk I was, but it was a while ago
I'm just slow
2 hours ago, by BlueBarren
@KevinvanderVelden oh... well sure but that doesn't mean I can't wish the worst upon you. By the power of Grey Skull I summon thee @Wipqozn!
Anyways, the point is, I'm going to ban @BlueBarren and @KevinvanderVelden for the lulz
the luuuuuullllllzzz
LUUUUULLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Also @Unionhawk just because
 
Harsh but fair
 
@Unionhawk Glad to see you agree
BANNINGS FOR ALL
 
I wonder if Jimmy John's will deliver to the building...
 
I wonder if I should watch the Link's awakening race tonight
Supposedly the LTTP run was really, really good
 
3:16 PM
What was the LTTP category, all dungeons?
 
@Unionhawk I had Jimmy Johns for supper last night
 
Or just No Major Glitches/No OOB or whatever
 
Got home from a concert and hadn't eaten since lunch, so I was super hungry and looking forward to making myself a delicious sandwich
And the damned rolls were moldy
So I crankily drove to the other side of town to the one Jimmy Johns that was still open at that time of night
 
@SaintWacko My habit from college is "Jimmy John's is a midnight food"
 
Because I wanted a sandwich, damnit
 
3:17 PM
except JIMMY JOHN'S ISN'T OPEN AT MIDNIGHT ANYWHERE EXCEPT NEAR COLLEGES
:(
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, every Jimmy John's in town closes at 10 except the one right across the street from the college
@Unionhawk Hence my driving across town
 
I think they close at 9 here
 
@Avery I pre-ordered the Your Name bluray import. :3 It's allegedly shipping on the 4th of August.
 
I think I'ma just order panera for online pickup and call that good enough
> Order From My Table
wat
you mean like, fuckin sit down at panera and online order and they'll bring you your food
 
@Unionhawk Yep
 
3:26 PM
@Wipqozn hmmm seems warranted
 
@SaintWacko that actually sounds kind of rad
Too bad I need to be in and out instantly
 
argh forgot my spoon at home
good thing there's plastic spoons at work
 
@Fluttershy ooh, nifty
thanks for the info~
 
According to modders who are working on the Switch right now, there is a NES Emulator embedded in the firmware codeā€¦ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883085036374851585
 
3:35 PM
Neat
 
Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Uses violence to stop a theft So much for the tolerant left
 
@GodEmperorDune what is spiderman supposed to do, open a constructive dialogue with the robber?
 
@BlueBarren Yes
muh discourse
 
I can stream 1080p60 but nope as it locks on auto, I watch on 240p or whatever
 
3:44 PM
0
Q: What does this Passenger Lounge icon indicate?

DpeifFor the longest time, I thought the following icon meant that your destination was a planetary surface: But recently I saw two missions with the same destination in Olwain, and one had the icon while the other didn't (Kira / 20 Tourists): The destination is not a planetary landing site: ...

0
Q: When is Overwatch's Capture Highlight feature available?

JeremyOverwatch's new Capture Highlight feature allows you to press F9 to save your last 12 seconds of gameplay, or the active Play of the Game. After the game, you can go to your Highlights to replay what you saved or export it as a video file. However, this feature is not available at all times. ...

 
So Panera's Chipotle Chicken Avocado Melt might be my new favorite
 
@Unionhawk I'm about to open up a constructive dialogue with your face
only using my fists!
cc: @TheBurnPolice
 
so much for the tolerant left
 
Oh wait I'm Canadian, what am I doing?
I'm terribly sorry aboot that eh
 
So can I count "solution doesn't build but I'm eating at my desk" as working through lunch for the purposes of making up half of my oversleep time?
Because I totally am doing that
 
3:49 PM
I always eat lunch at my desk
 
I'm trying to make it build, so I think that counts
4 errors left
build succeeded, we're good
 

« first day (2549 days earlier)      last day (2506 days later) »