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12:00 AM
@GodEmperorDune it's a waste of meat
It's why he couldn't keep a steak company running
Aside from the fact that he sold his steaks on the fucking sharper image
 
oh that picture reminds me, I redesigned a bit of s.afe.space, still not mobile friendly, but looking less like a mess of text now.
 
@Avery \o/
it better not be php
 
@GodEmperorDune pure html+css+js
 
@Avery \o/
 
Success! Battery replacement has solved issue!
 
12:03 AM
I will move to nginx and rewrite everything in python in process btw.
so double \o/
 
@Avery suggestion box: implement mobile friendly
 
@Unionhawk I will need some bootstrap for that but yeah I will do that.
 
i also need to decide what to do with a couple subdomains.
 
max-width:small{ body { content: "suck it uni" } }
 
Mario Xcom!?
What is games
 
12:12 AM
Tomorrow is Nintendo's E3 presentation, right?
 
Yeah
 
I'mma hoping for Metroid Prime 4.
At which point, I will officially Lose My Shit.
 
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Q: What is the purpose of the line of dots at Doom 2 game startup?

Сашко ЛихенкоThere is a progressing line of dots at the Doom 2 game start. I am curious of what it indicates actually. Are these tests?

 
I will now commence glaring at @Uni
 
12:14 AM
It says Do Not Distribute that's how you know it's real
 
anyone else who used to enjoy the older intro of jim better?
 
@Avery I like both
Nostalgia dictates I like the old one more
 
Top 10 Anime Deaths @Axelayer https://t.co/LXspKKC41N
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
hue
a man need his nuggs
 
@Unionhawk i sorta get the joke about Beyond Good and Evil 2....just not why the tweet says "Top 10 Anime Deaths". was it meant to be click bait?
 
12:26 AM
@Memor-X because he is now ded
 
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A: Increase tag length limit to 32 or 35

DragonrageSo looking at some of our meta posts on how to abbreviate tags that are over 25 characters, I found the following tags that wouldn't fit and had to be shortened. Based on these, I would say push it to 35 (I really don't see us getting 110+ character tags anytime soon] as we already have quite a f...

 
12:41 AM
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Q: Minecraft Error Won't Update to 1.12

Josh KI can not get the Minecraft 1.12 update to download. I have tried 2 different computers with 2 different operating systems. I have disabled firewall, antivirus, and have reinstalled Minecraft from a fresh install and still can not get 1.12 to download. Here is my error: Failed to download fil...

 
@Memor-X wat
 
@Memor-X no
thats an actual name of a game we have a question for
though its name was shortened a lot
actually, it wasnt given a tag
the question is just tagged
 
Undertale Collector's edition for PS4 announced
Fancy box set with art book and everything
 
12:58 AM
Pictured: A thing I am buying without a single hesitation. #PlaystationE3 #E32017 #Undertale https://t.co/lYwFT0DcXn
SEE IF YOU WAIT LONG ENOUGH YOU WILL GET YOUR PC PORTS
 
> A gold-plated music-box locket
fancy
 
is it for the piano puzzle
 
GOLD PS4
 
Sony doesn't know how to stream
 
Oh wow zombie hanging stage act
Monster Hunter for PS!?
 
1:22 AM
PS4 MONSTER HUNTER GET HYPE
 
HOW
 
|\affgf
 
SONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
 
I'M LITERALLY DANCING
BEST SURPRISE EVER
 
New Shadow of the Colossus!?
 
1:24 AM
Probably just an HD remake
 
Yeah
 
Or they're part EA
and they just ruin numbers
But how did Monster Hunter end up on PS4?
 
$$$$
 
But I don't want to own another console ._.
 
@BlueBarren the series started on Playstation
 
1:26 AM
I know
But Capcom's only allegiance is to money
 
This is a subpar Chun Li
Also Megaman!?
 
I'm doing excited
 
Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite
or Infinity
Sideways 8
 
Now we just need more info
I hope we get game play videos
 
CoD WWII
seriously...
more skyrim
beth stop
we need an intervention for bethesda
 
1:32 AM
How many times can they repackage Skyrim and sell it?
 
8 hours ago, by Yuuki
user image
or if you prefer
6 hours ago, by BlueBarren
user image
 
@Avery you're supposed to be watching Sony's E3 event...
 
pc master race
 
tell that to Monster Hunter
 
1:35 AM
never played the franchise.
 
one day sweet summer child, one day
 
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Q: What is the smallest circle possible?

Fredy31What is the smallest size the white circle can get? Also, if the circle is at it's smallest and the remaining players are unable to fight eachother, what happens? For exemple, the circle falls between two buildings, and a player is in one building, the other in the other building. They are separ...

 
@Fluttershy until TESO stops making money
 
1:52 AM
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Esoteric Programming Languages

Proposed Q&A site for esoteric language enthusiasts and esoteric language designers

Closed before being launched.

 
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Q: Do Classified weapons unlock after prestige master (Black ops 3)?

CoreyI've been working my way up to prestige master and was wondering if the classified weapons would be unlocked as well?

 
user15026
grumbles at Steam steam y u no let me give one of my non-Canadian friends a gift you rude thing this is a stupid rule
 
user15026
(I am running into the "because of price differences you can't gift this to another region" thing)
 
2:18 AM
This. Coffee. Stout.
Aaaaaaa
 
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@Unionhawk good aaaaaa, or like "someone has done a badness inside my mouth" aaaaaa
 
It's real good
Apparently it's a GABF special made into a Thing That They Put In Cans
Brewed with local coffee
 
I actually feel like the current edit is reasonable and have cast a reopen
 
What, exactly, is a conventional function?
 
2:26 AM
f(x)=y
 
That's not how programming sees it.
 
The delete threshold is lower than the reopen threshold and I don't care enough to contest it further than offering the vote
shrug
 
@Frank Why, did something new happen?
 
@Beedrill Nope. Same state as before.
 
Also I don't see why that's even closed in its current state, after the edits.
 
2:35 AM
The roomba won't pick it up, though.
 
It's certainly not too broad; if it's off topic we should switch the reason.
I don't see it though.
 
I feel the problems with it have not been resolved, and that its still too broad, what with the reference to programming still intact.
 
I don't know if I understand your definition of the word broad. He asks a very direct and singular question.
Anyway I'm already awake too long so I'm going to go to bed and just bring it back up when I'm not mostly asleep.
 
user15026
I hadn't seen it since that edit
 
user15026
I think it would be perfectly fine to reopen now
 
user15026
2:42 AM
They've clearly stated what tehy want to nkow
 
I threw an up on it to bring it to positive score so deal with it
 
user15026
The answer also makes sense with the question in it's current form
 
3:12 AM
@Ash hue, phrasing
 
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@GodEmperorDune snerks not intentional but okay yes
 
So many restaurants around here are close
:(
And one that was one of the favorites may never reopen :(((((
Rip
 
user15026
3:29 AM
@Unionhawk :(:(:(
 
@Ash apparently there's a super messy divorce going on around it
Rip
They had fried brussel sprouts with bacon and Parmesan and now maybe they aren't reopening :(
But we ended up at the best steakhouse in town so /shrug
After seeing "we closed until June" on the one and "chicken dish 34" on the menu of another
 
user15026
4:00 AM
well, at least you ended up somewhere good
 
They originally told us that their kitchen had just closed so I was looking for plan D, except it didn't close for another half hour (new hours)
 
4:18 AM
I don't remember BG&E1 having so much swearing.
 
Well, it has been quite a few years.
Maybe it's at the preadolescent "curse because you think it's cool" phase.
 
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@Yuuki This is one of those trailers where shit looks too real and thus is very offputting
 
@Ash I get that it's an announcement trailer so pre-gen cinematics is the go-to, but I still know nothing about the gameplay so I have no hype building.
Whaddya know, AC: Origins is already available for pre-order on Steam.
Ubisoft definitely works fast when they want your money.
 
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I know literally nothing about the game to be hoenst
 
@Ash According to some interviews with the creator, it's going to be like "GTA but in space".
So... meh, I guess.
I mean, I know a lot of people have fun with GTA, but it's not really my cup of tea.
 
user15026
4:35 AM
Mine neither
 
@Yuuki i thought beyond good and evil was about a photographer lady
 
@GodEmperorDune According to some sources, it's a prequel?
 
so its what turns her into RIP @spugsley?
@TimStone the spreadsheets!
 
@GodEmperorDune Yeah but she's in space
 
4:43 AM
@Yuuki the source being the official ubsioft account?
> Embark on this epic space adventure with us and journey to System 3, for the prequel to one of Ubisoft’s most beloved games!
 
@GodEmperorDune Well, I read that it was a prequel and they didn't attribute it so I left it vague.
 
5:02 AM
You think they just gave up and used "X" after they couldn't get that supercool unicode character to render?
 
@TimStone or it was the poop emojii
> sorry, we can't start up Mass Effect: Andromeda because Call of Duty Black Ops 3 is downloading an update.
 
@Memor-X hue
 
Jupiter now has 69 moons: two new satellites join the gas giant's family http://bit.ly/2rUEJNp https://t.co/nmSh7hNGyn
Nice
 
i honestly don't get that at all. i had Final Fantasy XV being updated and Life is Strange Episodes 1-5 being downloaded at the same time as booting up Nier: Automata on the PS4. is the XBOne so different it can't do that?
 
@TimStone h*ckin nice
Holy shit my dad is 3drunk
 
5:23 AM
@TimStone are we still doing phrasing?
 
6:04 AM
Kingdom Hearts χ (キングダム ハーツ キー, Kingudamu Hātsu Kī), stylized as Kingdom Hearts χ[chi], is a Japanese role-playing browser game developed by Square Enix, Disney Interactive and Success Corporation, and published by Square Enix for web browsers as the eighth installment in the Kingdom Hearts series. Gameplay involves players navigating a customized avatar through Disney-inspired worlds fighting enemies, along with taking down bosses in multiplayer matches in competition with other teams. A version of the game for mobile devices, Kingdom Hearts Unchained χ (キングダム ハーツ アンチェインド キー, Kingudamu Hāt...
In some fonts it just looks like a misaligned X
 
 
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Q: Which settlements have the biggest size?

VahxI am wondering which settlements have the biggest item size to build in? Since this question determines that the size is calculated in polygons, I wondered if this amount is the same for every settlement or not? I am on Xbox so I cannot use console commands myself to check anything. Just to ...

 
 
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8:53 AM
So apparently, Donald Trump crashed a wedding at Mar-a-Lago and tried to exercise his Droit de Seigneur
For those who don't know, Droit de Seigneur is a medieval practise in which a nobleman is allowed to force the bride to sleep with him the first night after the wedding
EDIT: supposed medieval practise. While the practise has been documented to occur in pre-conversion hawaii and in current-day Zaire, whether it was actually frequently exercised in Medieval Europe is not certain
 
9:25 AM
@Nzall wtf.
 
@Arperum I will be honest: I might be embellishing it a bit. He came to the wedding, the bride ran outside and Trump hugged and kissed her
 
@Nzall That's a completely different thing.
 
it's not stated in what direction the bride ran, or whether she wanted Trump to kiss her
 
10:04 AM
a good way to start the night
 
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Q: Multiplayer survival on PS4?

DrakaSANThis month, Killing Floor 2 is part of the PS+ game of the month. I grabbed it and liked the solo play, and wanted to play survival with friends. However, whatever options I try (public/private, all maps/selected map, difficulty...), the matchmaking server will never find a session, and it seem...

 
10:20 AM
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Q: why If I tap on a server it keeps on saying disconnected from Server :(

Laine1Day When I Tried To Open An MCPE Server That Time I Was Gonna Visit My Bf Then After I Click The Server Named Funworld IP Is Funworld.zapto.org port is 19132 Dosent Want To Make Me Join It Keeps On Saying Disconnect from Server I Was So sad It Been Months,Years I Can't See My Bf My Bf Was Sad To...

 
10:50 AM
oh hey johnjanitor followed me
 
11:01 AM
Hello
 
Hi
 
@Avery who?
 
@Memor-X mariomarathon.com/faq.html john groth, aka johnjanitor
 
11:38 AM
@PrivatePansy Nice
 
12:04 PM
I don't think people understand choreographed vertical slices
Or completed pre-rendered content
can someone tell me what this tweet says ;_;
 
"It's been fun hunting with you all, but we're retiring the series for good"
 
hmmm
Monster Hunter: World confirmed for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One early 2018! PC version coming at a later date.… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/874437932416880640
o_o
I don't need a PS4 now
 
is that what the other one said?
 
It's the same tweet, so yes
 
12:12 PM
I was hesitant to embed the tweet when I can't read it first
but the comment that had that tweet in it seemed more sure than the other one
@DanmakuGrazer so you'll finally be able to play MH on PC, you must be happy about that
 
Hopefully the core mechanics are the same
 
I'm sure they will. People seem up in arms because they didn't show off the gameplay that we're used to but the game really doesn't work without it
 
I don't hate the new stuff they've shown
It looks pretty minor
 
I don't either
I understand and accept that they need to try new and different things so they don't get stale. It's why I won't buy 2 MH titles on the same system
because the grind ends up being too similar
I went from Monster Hunter Freedom Unite to Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate. That was a good jump
 
I don't like innovation for the sake of it
 
12:26 PM
Innovation is always innovation for the sake of innovation, when is it not?
or rather, what's an example of when that hasn't been the case?
 
I mean
Saying that a series needs innovation to keep going is not true
 
Some games can get away by having a sequel just be a super-duper polished version of the previous game, but a lot can't.
A lot of games need to have sequels that add something, or else players are going to complain.
And then there are the annual sports game releases which seem to exist outside of logic.
 
Don't forget annual sequels, or music games that re-sell the same thing year after year, with a few more songs.
 
@DanmakuGrazer RIP
 
I'd be just fine with a new MH that only introduced monsters
 
12:33 PM
@Frank This trend didn't last long; now they sell new songs as DLC which actually is what DLC should be.
 
I never really thought about it before, but Oracle is such a pretentious name for them to have used.
 
Well they do foretell the end of times...
 
@DanmakuGrazer I just get bored of buying the same game over and over again. It why I took a break from Pokemon and I'm taking another break again. I don't need to do the same grind every year
 
12:40 PM
Which is weird because Pokémon added so much unnecessary stuff
 
nothing to rattle the core gameplay. They tried with mega evolutions and z moves but that didn't really change it enough imo
It's still just: walk -> trainer battle -> 1 hit KO everything -> walk -> trainer battle -> 1 hit KO everything
 
I'm not sure what you expect
 
the only redeeming thing for me with pokemon is online battles because that's a real challenge, real strategy
@DanmakuGrazer something less boring
 
@BlueBarren They do this because their main target audience is always new players who are like 8-12 years old.
They could appeal to more audiences by just having a "hard mode" or something where other trainers are legitimate threats.
You'd have to go out of your way to enable it but anybody who would want it would know to do it.
 
TFW the sound balance on a video is off, but you think it's your headphones instead
 
12:50 PM
@BlueBarren If those rumors are true, then I'll just get Dauntless instead of the "westernized" Monster Hunter.
And I'll probably look into importing Portable 5 if it has the more traditional gameplay.
 
@Beedrill Similar to MK8D? Ah I guess that would be a better a solution. I still think they need to vary up the gameplay. Stray a little away from Pokemon battles all the time and find more things to do in the overworld with your avatar (or with pokemon too)
 
So you want them to bring back Rock Tunnel and the Ice Cave?
 
@Yuuki Until I see some gameplay and more details to legitimize these concerns I'll probably be getting the title.
 
(note to self you are a bad person ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tcrf.net/Mohawk_%26_Headphone_Jack)
 
12:54 PM
@Yuuki sure as long as I'm not always getting attacked by wild pokemon
dumbest mechanic ever
thank gosh for repels
 
I don't know, battling is the part of pokemon I actually like the most.
 
GameFreak Person 1: "You know what would be great?"
GameFreak Person 2: "What?"
GFP1: "We have wild Pokemon attack the player ever 5 steps in caves, it'll be great"
 
I stopped playing Sun/Moon after I finished the main story because the hike to the end-game battles was boring.
 
@Beedrill well then they need to integrate battles into the game better
because right now they're so jarring that I'm more pissed than anything when a battle starts
 
With trainer battles, I think they're implemented fine; you can see the trainer and challenge at a time that's convenient for you.
 
12:57 PM
They need to bridge the gap between the human gameplay and the pokemon gameplay
 
For wild battles I actually think they're in an ok place too, because repels are cheap and it automatically prompts you to use another when it runs out.
Early game you really need tons of wild encounters; late game when they are more of a nuisance you have enough money to never have to deal with them.
 
I just don't think GameFreak is changing the right things with Pokemon
 
I agree; the games are missing something that would make them truly compelling. I'm not exactly sure what I'd do to fix it though.
I think more challenging trainers, especially gym battles or whatever the equivalent is in that gem, is one thing.
You can approach Pokemon games with zero strategy and brute force your way through all battles with a Bidoof and it will work.
 
I think they need to remove the segregation between gameplay. They need to create one coherent world where the two gameplay modes (player stuff and battles) become one
 
So Mario + Rabbids might be a turn-based tactics game?
 
1:01 PM
I'm surprised by the August 29th release date
I want to get it but I'm not made of money
 
@Yuuki That was my understanding (although the only thing I read on it was in German so my understanding is potentially suspect).
 
@Beedrill Okay, gameplay trailer (while it hasn't gotten to combat yet) has said that it's a turn-based tactical adventure game.
 
I'm going to watch it with interest, though.
If enough really interesting new games like that come to Switch, I could see myself getting one.
 
My first reaction to Mario + Rabbids was "ugh really?" but the announcement + gameplay trailers actually have me interested.
 
I miss the Rabbids, they're actually hilarious
 
1:04 PM
I have no idea what "Rabbids" are but the idea of an accessible (since it's Nintendo it must be, right?) tactics game is really appealing.
 
for some reason. To be honest I'm surprised I don't find them annoying
@Beedrill it's just some goofy Ubisoft franchise, generally mini games using Rabbid characters
 
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@Yuuki Same!
 
@Beedrill They started out as a Rayman thing and then got their own game, IIRC.
 
Raving Rabbids, known in France as Lapins crétins (Idiot Rabbits), is a video game franchise spin-off from the Rayman series, which consists mainly of party video games, though also includes some platform games and a fighting game. The series focuses on large, crazy rabbit-like creatures known as Rabbids, who like to cause havoc and mischief and are gibberish speaking and yell "BWAAAH!" whenever they experience adrenaline rushes. Though they were initially shown as part of the Rayman series of games, the popularity of the characters, aided by various viral videos and media appearances, led Raving...
 
They were basically the Minions before the Minions.
 
1:06 PM
Ah, ok.
Ugh minions.
 
@Yuuki that is a very apt description
 
Yeah, that's why I was hesitant when I heard the leak.
But Super Mario XCOM might be fun.
 
I hate that I'm excited for another Ubisoft multiplayer-only game. :( When will I learn, bridge?
 
@Fluttershy Which is this?
Also, don't do it.
I got For Honor and regretted it.
 
@Beedrill Skull and Bones. Multiplayer ship combat. As in pirate ship, not space ship.
 
1:09 PM
Oh, I think I just skimmed past that one on a list of E3 stuff because I felt seasick just looking at a screenshot of a video game boat.
 
It's basically competitive multiplayer ship combat from Assassin's Creed IV.
Sea of Thieves, though... That looks like a blast.
 
I'm glad Ubisoft took that survey they did to heart about making a pirate game
but I'll be getting Sea of Thieves
 
Same.
 
@Fluttershy I mean I really enjoyed the last ubisoft multiplayer game (For Honor)
The games aren't always bad. The publisher is just greedy.
 
So people are really wanting to believe these MHW rumours
 
1:19 PM
@BlueBarren Some people just hate that Monster Hunter has been a Nintendo exclusive for the last few iterations.
 
It does feel very action-oriented
The grappling hook feels slightly wrong
 
@Jutschge I did too! But last I heard, it was pretty much dead at this point. :/
@BlueBarren What rumors?
 
Yeah... I mean I played it for about 200 hours and it was insanely fun. But then military happened and after that I went back to LoL ....
 
Oh. My. Glob. Absolver is getting drunken kung fu. What a time to be alive!
cc @Beedrill
 
Awesome!
 
1:22 PM
I hope I get into the beta this month.
 
@Yuuki so they start hating on the first non Nintendo MH game?
A long neogaf post
 
Watched some preview footage of the new Spider-Man game and it's basically a straight-up ripoff of Arkham game combat
Which I guess is cool
 
It just works for superhero games, you know?
Has anything been said about that Spiderman game coming to PC?
 
It actually looks a little less fluid to me.
And lots of quick time events
:(
 
1:31 PM
Are we ever going to get anything like Spider-Man 2 on PS2?
 
Free-flow combat is definitely better than the alternative which always ends up being a beat'm'up (although Free flow combat is just a better animated beat'm'up sort of)
 
@BlueBarren It's a true Sony exclusive, as far as I know.
I wonder if that cute little mouse game will be playable without PSVR...
 
@Fluttershy arggggh!
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1:48 PM
@Sterno Well, at least webslinging technology is looking better.
It looks like you can target most surfaces to websling to.
@BlueBarren Oh, I thought you meant they were excited for it to leave Nintendo.
That's how I parsed "really want to believe these rumors".
 
@Yuuki most of the rumours are negative if you're a monster hunter fan
watered down gameplay and such
 
@BlueBarren I'm sure there are console partisans that are perfectly fine with that as long as Nintendo doesn't get another Monster Hunter.
 
I'll assume that group is in the minority though
and it should just be able accessibility and gameplay
and it's already hitting one of those being on PS4, XO and PC
 
@Fluttershy This is probably what I'm most excited about from that whole showing. That and Beyond Good and Evil , but I bet that thing won't come out for at least another two years.
 

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