The Bridge

BlueBarren

8:01 PM

Ah the list I was looking for. All of the Cloudflare sites

3

crunchyroll is in the list

Yuuki

@BlueBarren The names of some of those obviously porn sites are pretty funny.

Unionhawk

Goddammit of course there's other search engine caches that aren't secure yet

Ughhhhhhhhh

StrixVaria

Apparently this is a TLD that exists.

BlueBarren

@Yuuki this is no laughing matter. Especially when our porn isn't even safe

@Unionhawk everything changed when the internet got hacked

Unionhawk

I blame duckduckgo and by extension @Wipqozn

BlueBarren

8:12 PM

For anyone concerned I just went past the 'p' section and pornhub is not on the list. We may live another day

lol 'smosh.com'

just because smosh is old and reminds me of my preteen years

SaintWacko

Damn, that's pretty much all the sites

Unionhawk

LastPass is clean, which is cool

BlueBarren

honestly there's a lot of 'garbage' in that list which I've never heard of

so I think for the most part everything is fine

but I did note Discord and Crunchyroll are on the list. This reddit post also suggests Reddit itself

Unionhawk

Cursed image

Or @fredley's new phone background

fredley

@Unionhawk true

MBraedley

8:25 PM

@Yuuki So maybe wait until I'm home to load that up?

Yuuki

@MBraedley I mean, it's Github. And it's just text, nothing NSFW.

MBraedley

@Yuuki It's not like I can change any of my passwords at work in an efficient manner, since (for some completely asinine reason) I can't use LastPass on my work machine.

Nathan Osman

Greetings.

fredley

This video predicted the Trump cabinet way back in 2011

user15026

forgot it's Friday

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user15026

8:33 PM

Long weekends mess me up

Nathan Osman

Question - does anybody have experience with kinguin.net? I am looking to see if I can get a better price for Portal 2 than what Steam is offering but I don't want to do waste money.

I figured someone here might know.

Dragonrage

i always look for stuff on the humble store

havent ever gotten anything from kinguin

Nathan Osman

I'm always skeptical of sites that offer drastically reduced prices but even Steam was offering Portal 2 for that price late last year during their winter sale.

BlueBarren

@Ash you got a long weekend? I didn't D:

djsmiley2k

Soooooooooo

google now shows me rebecca black and tells me i'm interested in her

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D:

BlueBarren

8:39 PM

@NathanOsman I thought Portal 2 was normally dirt cheap even through Steam. Isn't it less than $5 on there?

Nathan Osman

Nope, $20.

fredley

@NathanOsman Seems slightly dodgy, I wouldn't go for the 'steam gift' option if I were you

@djsmiley2k Welcome to the club

BlueBarren

Well it definitely goes on sale $5 frequently

user15026

@BlueBarren Yeah, for family day, so I had Tuesday off along with my usual Sunday Monday weekend

Nathan Osman

@BlueBarren I haven't seen it since the start of the year.

BlueBarren

8:40 PM

@Ash Yeah they uh didn't want to give us family day here because uh.. idk?

@NathanOsman well if you can wait till the next big Steam sale you can always get it for cheap there

Nathan Osman

@fredley They have two options - Steam gift and Steam CD Key.

djsmiley2k

@fredley the internet never forgets :(

Dragonrage

@djsmiley2k it does if you nuke the entire internet

Nathan Osman

@BlueBarren Yeah, I was thinking that but wanted to be sure I wasn't missing out on any other options.

djsmiley2k

@Dragonrage it's like a cockroach, it survives!

fredley

8:43 PM

@NathanOsman Yeah, the gift thing sounds probably like they buy [volume] when it's on sale and then gift them back. Up to you I guess, I'd try and get some solid evidence it works though.

Nathan Osman

Indeed.

Thanks for the advice, everyone.

djsmiley2k

nightshifts :O

hopefully tonight is a little less busy

Dragonrage

@djsmiley2k i dont think the internet would survive a nuclear apocalypse

fredley

If you're looking for a cheap game you could try this instead. I might have a copy lying around somewhere I could gift you.

djsmiley2k

had power cuts, sites going very slowly, all sorts of fun D:

Yuuki

8:44 PM

fredley

@Dragonrage Not if the nuke was detonated in the upper atmosphere. The EMP would wipe out every non-hardened chip over a very wide area.

Yuuki

cc @Ash

fredley

RIP civilisation.

Yuuki

@fredley That's what quicksaves are for.

Dragonrage

@fredley or ask @Sterno, doesnt he always have like 20 copies of that?

fredley

8:45 PM

Yeah, @Sterno really loves that game

BlueBarren

@fredley why did you have to write "this"? I can't go to that page and now I'm curious what the game is

CURSE YOU @fredley

user15026

@Yuuki I love this.

fredley

For exactly that reason

BlueBarren

so do you want to be my worst enemy?

I don't have one currently

but I hear they're all the rage

fredley

Does it have to be a symmetric relationship?

Yuuki

8:48 PM

Huh. Is Questionable Content (webcomic) still a thing?

BlueBarren

mmmm... well what other possibilities are you suggesting @fredley?

Nathan Osman

@fredley Oh, one other thing. It appears they accept payment via PayPal, so there's always the possibility of the dispute process if something goes wrong.

fredley

@BlueBarren Reflexive?

@NathanOsman That's a good sign I guess

Dragonrage

@BlueBarren how about a symbiotic relationship?

fredley

@Dragonrage parasitic?

user15026

8:52 PM

@Yuuki Yep.

user15026

It still updates M-F

Yuuki

Damn, that guy sure has some stamina.

BlueBarren

@fredley as long as I'm the parasite

Featuring: The Parasite Unit

fredley

@BlueBarren Wait, I'm your worst enemy and you're the parasite?

BlueBarren

@fredley ... yes?

maybe you're shampoo

fredley

8:53 PM

@BlueBarren I don't think shampoo kills parasites, at least, not the way you're supposed to use it

Dragonrage

@fredley he is leaching life off of you because you are his worst enemy

GnomeSlice

@BlueBarren It's Bad Rats

BlueBarren

@GnomeSlice oh... I should've guess that

@fredley isn't head lice classified as a parasite?

fredley

@BlueBarren Shampoo doesn't kill them? I remember my parents having to get special shampoo

BlueBarren

@fredley and cutting off your hair

Dragonrage

8:55 PM

@fredley so special shampoo isnt shampoo?

BlueBarren

@Dragonrage no you fool! Can't you see the word special!? Clearly isn't an indicator of independence!

fredley

@Dragonrage Lice shampoo is a type of shampoo, if you just say shampoo I wouldn't assume you meant lice shampoo unless the shampoo context implied the shampoo you were referencing was specifically lice shampoo. Shampoo.

BlueBarren

@fredley If you're the shampoo to my head lice doesn't that imply you're my lice shampoo?

fredley

@BlueBarren I am completely lost as to the nature of our relationship.

BlueBarren

@fredley I'm your parasite

feeding off of your ever living breath

every last breath?

I dunno how to english

Yuuki

8:58 PM

Even by Bridge standards, this exchange is getting weird.

fredley

ever living would imply I'm immortal

BlueBarren

@fredley aren't you?

fredley

It's Getting Weird - Rick and Morty

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BlueBarren

I can't watch that, can someone post a transcript?

Kevin van der Velden

> It's getting weird

There, transcript provided

BlueBarren

9:04 PM

@KevinvanderVelden ah, good stuff. Really needed that

Kevin van der Velden

Hey you asked for it =p

Yuuki

> Marco Rubio refuses town halls, responding that people are "rude and stupid".

I mean, this is Florida so he's not wrong, but that's literally his job.

MadMAxJr

Florida does have a lot of rude and stupid, but he knew that when he took the job.

Frank

@Yuuki "I'm your representative, but you're rude, so you don't get to talk to me."

Cue whining when he doesn't get reelected.

Ronan

Cue him getting reelected because nothing matters anymore.

Yuuki

9:15 PM

Oh, also someone passed out Russian flags during CPAC and Trump supporters were waving them around until a CPAC official showed up and started taking them up.

Well, "Russian flags" in this case being "Russian flags with the word TRUMP in the middle".

SaintWacko

Nice

Avery

amazon knows me well

fredley

@Yuuki 10/10 trolling

Yuuki

Making live-action adaptations of anime has an interesting conundrum, you either end up whitewashing the cast or you get this:

Fullmetal Alchemist Live-Action Official Teaser Trailer #1 (2017) Action Movie HD

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Avery

MUST RESIST

NO

Pictured: a turk meets amazon for the first time

Yuuki

9:32 PM

As far as I can remember, you either get a whitewashed Hollywood cast (Ghost in the Shell) that may not be "pure" to the source material, or you get a Japanese live-action movie which really doesn't have the budget and, most of the time, the talent to pull it off (Attack on Titan).

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to raise health points (HP) of heroes in Blacksmith Story HD (iOS)?

I play this game for a few days and I can not figure out how to raise the heroes HP. There are still many heroes with 20 or 40 HP. This is quite useless against lvl 30+ monster. Any idea how I can raise the HP? How did I find this game? Well - actually I am developing a similar one by my own an...

ios

Yuuki

Question: would it be more or less controversial to cast a Korean or Chinese actor/actress in a Japanese role versus casting a white actor/actress in the same Japanese role?

Yuuki

9:48 PM

CNN, NYT, Politico, and Buzzfeed were blocked from a White House press briefing today.

LA Times, the Daily Mail, The Hill, New York Daily News, and BBC were also barred.

I thought The Hill was right-leaning?

Unionhawk

Itshappening dot gif

Yuuki

BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?

Lazers 2.0

10:04 PM

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Q: Is there a size limit to Villages?

Are there any sort of limits imposed on villages in Minecraft? I know that if you place houses too far apart from one another, or let Villagers wander or gather into small areas it will create multiple villages instead of one, but- Is there any restriction? Can there be infinite houses/Villagers/...

minecraft

Dragonrage

10:15 PM

@Yuuki arurf

you should come play

One hour till I can get back to Monster Hunter.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Minecraft get rid of XP Orbs

I have a Minecraft server, and via the use of a modpack I have a chunk full of XP orbs. Logging in crashes the server and freezes the client, but I have access to the server via my hosting provider and can issue commands The question is, which command? Googling reveals commands for older modpack...

minecraft minecraft-commands minecraft-server

Wipqozn

@Sterno my god, I remember another reason I actually stopped playing FTL. That rebel flagship is too fucking hard.

Went into the final phase with 80% hull and was dead within seconds. Fully upgraded shields, fuckton of weapons (including a glaive beam). Jesus christ. Fuck that boarding party.

Yuuki

10:20 PM

@Dragonrage LoL?

Oh, okay.

Took me awhile to parse "arurf".

Ronan

@RedRiderX Cool, so he is an ass who didn't just "make a mistake". Good to know.

RedRiderX

@Ronan There's no question that he's an ass, but that doesn't mean that the reports don't deserve scrutiny.

Ronan

Yeah, but he's saying "I didn't embolden Nazis because I didn't mean to"

RedRiderX

What is the evidence that it "emboldened Nazis"?

Ronan

Nazis were all like, thanks PewDiePie for normalizing the things we say!

RedRiderX

10:31 PM

But I don't know if I agree with the implication of "making an off colour joke means you support nazis"

Unionhawk

👉 We sent a copy of Secret Hitler to every U.S. Senator: https://t.co/38tMVfmP6a

Tweeted by MaxTemkin on February 24, 2017 at 5:56 PM

Ronan

I'm not saying he meant to, but it still does.

RedRiderX

@Ronan So because someone interprets your joke as sincere, you shouldn't be able to make the joke?

Or rather that you are responsible for the consequences of someone interpreting your joke as sincere?

Ronan

When you have a large audience you need to actually think about what you're doing.

RedRiderX

Louis C K has a big audience, when he joked about pedophila was he "embolding peophiles"?

Sorry, I should say: Is he culpable for emboldening pedophiles?

Ronan

10:38 PM

Sure, and he knows that's a risk and is careful about how he does it.

He doesn't just pay people to hold up "death to jews" signs.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki yea, lol all random urf

Yuuki

@Dragonrage Is it on Summoner's Rift or the ARAM map?

Dragonrage

@Yuuki sr

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can I play a new game in my pokemon without permanently deleting the file

So I have two ds', and I did a system transfer because one ds had the bigger sd card. Both of them still have my pokemon data saved. If I delete the data in one ds of my pokemon but leave the original data in the second, can I replay the game again without completely erasing my current process? L...

3ds pokemon-sm

Dragonrage

ima grab lunch real quick. if you want to play after

Yuuki

10:44 PM

@Dragonrage Still at work for another 15 minutes and then it's roughly 15-20 to get home.

Dragonrage

ill prolly just be finishing eating if you want to play then

RedRiderX

@Ronan SNL paid someone to edit Louis' monologue, I don't think that's relevant.

@Ronan Louis said "Well you could only really surmise that it must be really good".

djsmiley2k

and another night shift yey

RedRiderX

But he couched it in language that made it clear he does not condone it.

djsmiley2k

I'm loving the shift payments tho :D

Ronan

10:50 PM

I don't know what exactly you're referring to, so I can't really comment.

RedRiderX

Looking back at Pewdiepie's video, I honestly thing he contextualizes it such that I don't think anyone could reasonably say that he was promoting "Death To All Jews"

@Ronan Sorry still talking about the pedophile monologue.

Ronan

Ah right.

RedRiderX

The same way the people at the WSJ contextualize their Jew jokes.

Yuuki

A mac 'n' cheese recipe with vegetables.

cc @Sterno @StrixVaria @GodEmperorDune

RedRiderX

And I don't really argue the fact that it's an off colour joke, but more that articles are misleading when they imply that because "videos he posted in include anti-Semitic jokes or Nazi imagery" he is a nazi.

Because if we are going to get techincal, their videos include "anti-Semitic jokes" too.

Rediscovering Mystery - Noclip Documentary Trailer

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I'm hyped

Yuuki

11:01 PM

Not making any values judgement on Pewdiepie, but I can't imagine thinking that bringing up Nazi Germany or anti-Semitism in any way that isn't purely historical wouldn't invite problems when you're sponsored by Disney.

RedRiderX

Hah yeah no one is surprised that Disney had to drop him when the WSJ started sending stuff to them.

Yuuki

Nuanced joke or not and whether or not you're in the right, that's just a dumb thing to do.

RedRiderX

Though tbh I'm pretty sure he's been making off colour jokes of this type for years

Disney had to know what they were buying when they got Maker.

user15026

wheee, alone in the office and a thunderstorm is kicking up

Yuuki

Hmm... is it accurate to describe cows as, personality-wise, "just really tall dogs"?

murgatroid99

11:10 PM

Ugh, I have to debug the worst kind of bug: the code works, but there's an inexplicable 15-second pause in the middle of a test that should take just a fraction of a second total

Frank

Okay, Magician's Saga isn't bad.

Seems to ramp up difficulty significantly in the third stage, though.

badp

yay I have hiccups for the 4th time today

user15026

@badp aren't you lucky :P

badp

everything is tehh-- terrible

Frank

@badp Somebody's been thinking about you a lot today.

Kevin van der Velden

11:14 PM

@badp 4 times in 14 minutes? that's quite a lot

badp

3rd time around I stopped it with onion rings

I don't have onion rings now.

user15026

That is a sad thing :P

Tim Stone

My god, ME:Andromeda is coming in at 55GB

user15026

That seems large

RedRiderX

@TimStone Oh my

Tim Stone

11:17 PM

@Ash Aye. Not the biggest game I own, but still pretty large

Frank

@TimStone And still no word on the Stargate remake.

RedRiderX

I hope it's not for silly reasons like including uncompressed dialog for like 10 unnecessary languages.

Tim Stone

GTA V is 73.76 GB to be fair

user15026

O.o

Tim Stone

@RedRiderX Reportedly the character with the least dialog has more dialog than Shepard did in the entirety of ME3, so I imagine there's just lots of content period

badp

11:18 PM

Bees have more brains than we bargained for

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user15026

@TimStone O.o

RedRiderX

@TimStone I am so glad I have a reasonable unlimited internet option here.

user15026

That's a lot of talking

Tim Stone

Assassin's Creed Syndicate just in at under 70 GB, and HITMAN is 68.75, so it won't even break the top three for me…but if this trend continues I'm gonna run out of disk space, heh

badp

user15026

11:27 PM

@badp This is super fascinating. Bees are great

user15026

@TimStone Maybe it's good for my disk space that I only play simple casual sort of stuff for the most part :P

Tim Stone

It still kinda kills me that Valkyria Chronicles is 21.45 GB

Frank

@TimStone That old PS3 game?

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to fast forward time in Minecraft?

I'd like to create some cinematics in Minecraft 1.8.9 with time going fast but there isn't a mod that's compatible (well, at least I can't find one). Are there any suggestions, or any mods that'll do the trick?

minecraft

Tim Stone

@Frank Well, the PC HD remaster or whatever

Frank

11:29 PM

@TimStone Don't get me wrong; it's a really, really good game.

Tim Stone

Absolutely! Just surprised the assets take up so much space

Frank

I suppose it came on a Blu-ray, so those have a normal capacity of...25 GBs?

Tim Stone

Borderlands: TPS by comparison is only 10.85GB

Dragonrage

i have a number of 60 gb games

Tim Stone

Single mom's tax return message: "Instead of buying my kids the latest Jordans, I paid my rent for the YEAR."… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/835151182159036421

Tweeted by ABC7Chicago on February 24, 2017 at 3:35 PM

Dragonrage

11:31 PM

LoL is only ~13 gbs

Tim Stone

@TimStone Okay, 1. I feel like that implication might be a bit uh, not okay 2. < $5400 in rent GTFO 3. You shouldn't have given away free money

Interest rates are terrible but I still wouldn't give the cash away before I had to

Yuuki

@Dragonrage I'm in Arqade Discord.

Frank

@TimStone What place is only $450/month?

Tim Stone

She's in South Carolina where a 4 bedroom house is only like $170k

Frank

You can't even get a place like that here, and we have one of the cheapest costs of living in Canada.

@TimStone Shit. My current starter house is worth more than that.

Tim Stone

11:34 PM

I guess your houses still have to be built so you don't die from the cold

Frank

@TimStone Little things called furnaces and insulation are sorta required, yes.

Tim Stone

Minor details

James

@TimStone There is as piece of mind aspect to this that she knows no matter what the rest of the year brings she has a place to live with her two kids

Your take on this is honestly disturbing to me.

... back to running on a mac mini.. which is also disturbing to me... :D

@Frank Remember thats about 340k CAD :)

Tim Stone

What's disturbing about it?

James

Yer acting like $5 is a fortune

thats, odd to me

Tim Stone

11:39 PM

Err, no?

Frank

@James Our dollar's bad, but not that bad.

badp

wtf is a latest jordan

Frank

$5400 is a little less than my gross pay for a month.

James

Nice its back up

Tim Stone

@badp She's basically implying that other people spend their tax return money on shoes

Frank

11:40 PM

That's a significant chunk of change.

James

224400 CAD

at current exchange rates

Frank

Yeah, that's roughly my house value.

badp

???

James

Kewl, not too far out of the range of living then

Frank

@badp I get paid bi-weekly, so some months, yeah, I get that.

But more often, it's closer to grossing 6k CAD.

badp

11:42 PM

no I'm trying to understand where @James is getting his figures from

James

@badp 1.32 CAD = 1USD at the moment

I just multiplied that by the 170k houses @TimStone mentioned that Frank was referencing??

badp

oh

iunno if I can get a relatively decent house for 300k€ here that'll be a pretty good deal

Tim Stone

Yeah, similar houses here are $350-450k

James

You can get condos/townhouses here but wont own the land for around 500k-750k

Frank

I found a neat house while poking around this week.

James

11:44 PM

But... I live in a really nice neighborhood

Frank

It's a converted church.

badp

sounds cold and moldy

James

Like.. lofty ceiling church?

Cause that would be rather Epic.. i would HAVE to make it into the bedroom

(That altar looks like a bed, that bed looks like an altar) I would have to have that altarbed from dr who! :D

Frank

@James 16' ceilings.

badp

I don't understand browser security sometimes

Frank

11:46 PM

Tim Stone

@badp whomp whomp whoooomp

badp

you get the sternest warning for SHA-1

but

open any http website

Frank

@badp You're thinking of stone churches. Most of ours are made of wood.

badp

that doesn't even have that weak signature

and suddenly everything is fine and dandy

Tim Stone

Well, it's different if there's no expectation of privacy versus the chance that the privacy that's expected has been undermined by a third party

James

11:50 PM

@Frank Not bad at all.. the little guest house I am in has lofted ceilings, not that high, but nice enough

Gives an open airy feeling

badp

Tim Stone

Though I suspect the practicality of an attack on SHA-1 for this purpose is still not terribly useful

Frank

@James Yeah, it does. That said, the realtor is trying to entice a bidding war, and I'm massively allergic to that.

badp

this very page is presented to be just as secure as http

but 9292.nl is much less safe than the one with the huge warning page interstitial thing

James

@Frank Ah, yeah.. those are annoying.... They only benefit the realtor unless you are really heart-set on something.

badp

11:53 PM

the login warning on an http page is less stern

James

But honestly if you are that heart set on it I hope its because you are going to renovate the thing to your liking and just really like like.. a tree or something on the property.. or the lake its near or.. something that makes the location more important than someone else's former house.

Frank

@James I'm in no rush at all to get another house.

I'll get one, eventually. But I will walk away unless I think it's a good deal.

James

Good spot to be in when house hunting :)

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