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12:18 AM
Amended final plan: 3 total, 0 additional alcohol stops, 1 hour of water and or soda
I'm only really writing this out because 2 weeks ago I had no plan and uh
Yeah
Very much sense that I could have died looking at location history next morning
 
Physio makes things ouchie.
 
user15026
@Frank It does, but usually it's a good ouchie
 
@Ash True. Because the whole point is to get rid of the pain in the first place.
 
user15026
This is true :)
 
I walked into physio with ~90% of arm movement. So that's not bad for fracturing the shoulder four months ago.
 
user15026
12:35 AM
@Frank Nice, that's good improvement :)
 
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Q: League of Legends game.cgf options

TKB4000Can somebody please clear up what the following options are and their impact on game performance: BudgetOverdrawAverage=10 BudgetSkinnedVertexCount=200000 BudgetSkinnedDrawCallCount=100 BudgetTextureUsage=100000 BudgetVertexCount=350000 BudgetTriangleCount=200000 BudgetDrawCallCount=1000 All f...

 
1:11 AM
Probably the most mysterious thing about the Prongles was buying them. Not only was one can of Prongles more expensive than two cans of Pringles, they’re in the system as “toys-sporting goods” and were found in the toys section. Not only that… they’re listed as a ‘card game’.
lol what the hell Cards Against Humanity?
Though ultimately I guess they are an unsurprising source of this mystery
 
@TimStone i heard some bad things about the dude that runs CAH
 
I mean I'm not shocked but also urghhhh
But this journey is about Prongles
 
fair enough
 
I have no idea why they've done this other than that they could, which I guess is their usual reason
…which is unfortunately probably relevant to your other comment |:
 
user15026
runs around muppet flailing
 
user15026
1:17 AM
Today, things are better. Today, I have hope.
 
user15026
Sorry, I gotta be vague for a bit because reasons but I just wanted to be like hello I am happy
 
Yay! Happiness accepted
 
I apparently lied earlier and I'm sorry
However this is both delicious and entertaining
 
You monster
 
Yeah
My phone works though so
Dude you try seeing red velvet stout on a menu and saying no
(@uni you could have just gone home?)
Shhhhhh
We're fine though
 
1:29 AM
I would not have said no
 
user15026
@Unionhawk that sounds delicious
 
It is
I do explicitly need to go home after this stop though
 
I've just been assaulted by a juice, please someone send an adult
 
As in like
A juice box shot into face or
Riot juice
Please state the nature of your emergency
 
A large thing of cranberry juice hit me in the chest after it jumped off the top of the fridge
 
1:46 AM
Please contact your local urgent care
 
from the farming minds at ocean spray, an epic new dunk
although seriously are you OK
 
He's probably fine
 
Assuming my heart doesn't spontaneously stop, yes
 
Worst case scenario he died after typing that
 
user15026
1:50 AM
@TimStone damn, you Okay?
 
Oh, yeah, it wasn't a big deal. Just messed up Big Juice put out a hit on me tbh
 
It might be your socialist connection in me
Sorry
I legitimately am going to have to find excuses to come here
 
@Yuuki I'll be home in a few hours. Idk if you will be on then, but I'm up to play destiny 2 or w/e then
 
Because this was awesome
By the sheer mention of me being interested in their two goses the bartender gave me a taste of both
Incidentally, their key lime>their cherry
Which is weird because for Urban Artifact their cherry>>their key lime
 
2:10 AM
@Unionhawk Judging by the current news trends, probably a juice enema.
 
I dropped a 25 pound box of pies on my face from outstretched arm overhead at work one time
Luckily nothing broke
 
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Q: How do you fix steam trying to re download your games

MORE MONEY MORE MONEYI had a game on steam and one day I logged into steam and the game wanted to re download. Steam didn't think I had the game on steam already please if you know how to fix this tell me.

 
@Yuuki flagged as etc
already can tell this thanksgiving is going to be very... good
 
@cazc_941 Oh damn, ouch
 
@Unionhawk heckin' nice
cc @GodEmperorDune
 
2:25 AM
@Unionhawk nice
 
Nice (, French pronunciation: ​[nis]; Niçard Occitan: Niça, classical norm, or Nissa, nonstandard, pronounced [ˈnisa]; Italian: Nizza [ˈnittsa]; Greek: Νίκαια; Latin: Nicaea) is the fifth most populous city in France and the capital of the Alpes-Maritimes département. The urban area of Nice extends beyond the administrative city limits, with a population of about 1 million on an area of 721 km2 (278 sq mi). Located in the French Riviera, on the south east coast of France on the Mediterranean Sea, at the foot of the Alps, Nice is the second-largest French city on the Mediterranean coast and the...
 
@Yuuki nice
 
@quartata No, it's Nice.
 
@quartata i live at 69420 rekt st
 
2:59 AM
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Q: How do you show corsets on pc minecraft

BruceHow do you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
user15026
Corsets?
 
@Lazers2.0 Well, for one, by asking nicely.
 
@Ash what on earth
 
user15026
I don't even know
 
user15026
Okay, universe, can we STOP with the emotional roller coaster now please
 
user15026
3:08 AM
pretty please
 
user15026
extra please
 
@Lazers2.0 presumably he meant coordinates
 
user15026
@cazc_941 That is the closest I could guess
 
Not worth even trying with that one
Even I can agree on that
 
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Q: Can I join all of the guilds and clans?

Lonely SoulIf I become an imperial legion member can I still join the stormcloaks?

 
3:19 AM
 
3:31 AM
An error was encountered while processing your request:

This item is currently unavailable in your region
have to take your word on that
 
I can only see it because I'm using a VPN. I can't actually buy it.
 
> Psychologist (Research/Experimental)

In order to create exceptional products that people will use and appreciate, we need to know about human behavior and about the motivations and influences underlying how and why people do what they do. We believe that all game designers are, in a sense, experimental psychologists. That is why we’re looking for an experimental psychologist with superior research skills to apply knowledge and methodologies from psychology to game design and all aspects of Valve’s operations. We want to exploit your experience with experimental design, research methods,
 
Losing three matches in a row and being top scorer on my team in all three matches is frustrating.
 
yes, you needed a Psychologist to help understand why this happened
@Yuuki what game?
 
3:54 AM
Destiny 2's PvP.
 
4:05 AM
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Q: Guitar Hero troubles. Controller modification?

Actual_donut(Title needs help) I just decided to play guitar hero 3 on my PS3 but I’m playing with the normal PS3 controller since the guitar controller broke. Is there an easy way to hit long rapid strings of notes? I have a really difficult time doing these with the L2 and R2 buttons.

 
4:40 AM
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Q: What are "socialist core values" or "Chinese Government Approved" for games to run in China?

user3306356Noticed this recently on the Street of Rogue changelog Alpha 37 - Even More Downtown Work: Internal Did a bunch of work on a “Chinese Government Approved” Chinese version of the game Now news outlets are reporting PUBG will change for China and align with ‘socialist core values’: B...

 
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4:58 AM
IN FRONT OF MY SALAD
 
@Yuuki did you wanna play? im home now
 
5:13 AM
g'morning
in other news apparently I get sleepy in the morning no matter how much I sleep
@GodEmperorDune lol nice
 
5:29 AM
@Ash \o/
 
user15026
 
user15026
THIS IS SO CUTE
 
ea, wat u doing
i wanna buy mass effect 3 DLC
and your site for such things is down
and you don't sell it on origin
 
6:23 AM
i just saw a person name @Yuuki on destiny 2 at a public event
but its shows yuuki as not playing for me
 
Oh hey, Nintendo is giving out 20 leaf tickets as an apology for the server issues
 
6:41 AM
@Ash ooh, thay's pretyy cool
Also I just noticed 55
 
user15026
6:59 AM
The whole thing just made me happy.
 
7:47 AM
Ugh I forgot that I have an exam today and I need to finish this book
140 pages to go and it's so boring*
*: I'm not cultured enough to understand kafka
Ugh opens sparknotes
 
8:18 AM
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Q: Local battleroyale server on fortnite

Иво НедевIs it possible to be play battleroyale in some sort of local environment ? I'm not too great at some aspects of the game and would like to practice in my own time and pace and not worry about a sniper bullet or the storm, similarly to how you can play CS:GO or Overwatch on any map, by yourself, w...

 
To the Moon's sequel will be called 2 the Moon, and will feature so many lootboxes I can't wait!
 
8:44 AM
@ash @Yuuki @Arperum today is a special kol holiday that combines the feast of boris (thanksgiving) with the day of the dead. There are special wandering spooky monsters that drop fancy booze
 
Fuck
 
@Unionhawk no u
 
I went off plan, and, fuck
:(
 
> Racisto Ruidoso
This is a cocktail brewed exclusively by and for uncles at uncomfortable holiday dinners.
 
@GodEmperorDune I have no time at all today :(
 
8:57 AM
@Unionhawk what happened
 
My plan was to drive home immediately after an event at a bar half an hour from my house after spending an hour not drinking
My actual was... Not... That
I do very much distinctly remember making a conscious decision in all these things
But uh
Yeah
I very much need to not
And "better than I was two weeks ago" isn't a good standard in anything at all ever
 
Ugh
"Religion exam" is basically literally "are you islamic enough? The test that'll affect your year ending scores!"
And like ugh theoretically it's supposed to not be about islam only but nope it is
I'm SO tempted to hand it in empty
 
It was bad enough that I think my phone is in my car and I'm on my previous phone, and additionally I now have no blanket because it needs washed
So yeah
 
@Avery How are you able to chat during an exam?
 
I need to very much not
:/
 
9:06 AM
@Unionhawk Stop being an idiot might help.
 
Yes
 
@Nzall reasons
 
I needed to stick to my original plan
 
Basically no one cares about exams, not even teachers
 
I did not do that
I am currently suffering the consequences for this
And am lucky the consequences are not more severe
So what happened was instead of my original 0 stop plan I made 2 stops.
I made it home safely but, "safely" isn't a particularly good standard of ok
 
9:19 AM
@Arperum :(
Nobody loves me (.
awwww
 
9:34 AM
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Psychology

Proposed Q&A site for the Q/A for all questions on how the human mind and psychology works

Closed before being launched.

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stellar

Proposed Q&A site for stellar lumens Q&A

Currently in definition.

 
@GodEmperorDune I'm at work today, and this evening is hectic.
 
10:02 AM
@GodEmperorDune I LOVE YOU!
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not you @GodEmperorDune the pug
 
@Memor-X that's a frenchie :p
 
@GodEmperorDune frenchie pug
 
10:49 AM
@Memor-X Headcannon established. @Memor-X and @GodEmperorDune are a thing.
 
That's what the X is for in Memor-X, duh
 
11:30 AM
Memor- x GodEmperorDune?
 
@Avery OTP
 
@PrivatePansy otp?
 
One True Pairing. Man, do you even ship?
 
I do not
Also apparently my ereader can connect to wifis with emojis in their ssid
 
Then it deals with the spec correctly, an SSID is just a binary blob of some length
 
11:43 AM
@Avery that concept was posted somewhere pretty much as soon as the notch™ was announced
 
@KevinvanderVelden I guess
 
Currently one new tech business founded in UK every hour. We want to see that halved. #Budget2017 #fitforthefuture
 
also tfw you use bridge on an ereader
10 wpm ftw
(phone on charge. this is only other device with internet)
And apparently it removes cookies when you exit browser, ugh
I'd rather stand up and use phone than deal with that
(Which is exactly what I'm doing)
 
11:59 AM
@fredley facepalm
 
12:09 PM
This is amazing
 
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Q: Why does the car I'm currently driving spawn a lot more?

NickWhenever I steal and drive a particular car, that car suddenly starts to spawn a LOT more. To the point where it becomes ridiculous sometimes (e.g. Infernuses spawning non-stop) just because I'm driving one. This happens to any car I find in the street, except special cars like police/ambulances...

 
@fredley and strangely arousing
 
@PrivatePansy No strangely about it
I mean, there's a topless guy eating a cake printed with his own face with his hands off the bonnet of his taxi
 
Shut up and take my money
 
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Q: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp error

Actual_donutI keep getting an error with this code and I don’t know how to fix it or what it even is.

 
12:35 PM
@fredley the real question is how many uk tech businesses fail every hour. As a friend of mine said, we could script creating businesses, and have hundreds within an hour. it wouldn't make the uk any better off.
 
@MattE.Эллен nah, the real question is why he finds tech business so bad he wants to have only half of them
 
well, I mean, programmers are the worst
 
This is true
 
And then we overflow, and now we're the best.
 
Wouldn't that be an underflow, or am I thinking of something else?
 
12:48 PM
I think it's an overflow, no matter what direction.
 
I see
 
(ps. I am a programmer)
 
@Frank it's not
@MattE.Эллен (ps. As are quite a lot of people here (myself included))
I wanna say... maybe half the people here?
 
@KevinvanderVelden more than that I think
 
Geez
I just got a 512 byte patch for a Steam game
I have no idea what it does
 
12:52 PM
I counted, 13 people I know are programmers, 2 I know are not programmers and 11 I don't know
So at least half
 
?! the headers for downloading the patch will be bigger than that :D
 
@DanmakuGrazer Might just be a typo fix
 
i am a programmer if that helps with the count
 
I'm a programmer but I suck at my job so I might not count
 
I counted both of you as don't know
 
12:53 PM
programmers only count if they suck at their job
3
 
Does working primarily with Access count as being a programmer?
 
@MattE.Эллен because so many people fall into buzzwords and create dumb startups
 
@Frank We can consider you a disabled programmer, maybe?
 
note: there are non-dumb startups
 
Oh! Oh! I just found out something at work.
 
12:55 PM
having been part of startup culture I can confirm that there are a lot of poorly executed start ups
 
We're working on deploying our applications to another branch.
As part of it, the branch basically needs everything for a proper network.
Server, domain controller, etc.
They've been using Wifi with laptops.
And want to keep using those laptops.
 
Oh dear
 
Who knows what's coming?
 
@Frank the laptops still use XP?
 
@Nzall Could, but that's definitely not the problem.
 
12:58 PM
@Frank just say it, I need a good facepalm
 
The problem is how Access handles database connection issues.
 
@Frank ooooh, does it throw a fit?
 
It...has issues failing gracefully when it looses connection.
It can, randomly, do: A) Nothing at all, B) Crash the frontend, C) Lock the backend, requiring a repair, D) Corrupt the backend, or E) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
 
Fun times
Maybe there's an access proxy that gracefully closes the connection to the server in case of disconnect
 
It's not documented well, but I think it's due to Access' insistence on a, "heartbeat" keepalive.
So depending on when exactly it loses the connection, results in one of the aforementioned scenarios.
 
1:02 PM
@badp Pfft, what a pleb.
 
Why isn't there a reliable way of determining if a device is a phone or not through css ugh
 
Why would the abillity to make calls matter to css?
 
Well
 
@Avery Because not everything can be neatly boxed into phones, tablets and laptops
In general you'd want to target more specifically, eg. hidpi devices. I would like a way for devices to declare if they're primary HID is a touch screen or a mouse though
 
Yes that'd make a lot of stuff easier
 
1:16 PM
But even that is complicated by devices like laptops with touchscreens
 
Imo office 2016 does it well
If you tap then the whole UI gets touch friendly
If you click then it gets back to smaller mouse friendly style
 
Actually that may not be too difficult to do with a little bit of JS
 
Ugh
 
1:43 PM
Glasses are missing
Fuck
 
@KevinvanderVelden there's already an httpd in the CPU firmware, chaos reigns
 
Not even in the CPU firmware, in another separate processor on your motherboard IIRC =p
 
1:58 PM
> I don’t believe in science. I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction.
 
and earth is flat
 
@badp Science is NOTHING BUT formulas. That's the core idea of science: to turn everything into a formula
to describe the world in objective conjectures with a logical structure based on facts
 
science isn't real. all results its ever generated are just coincidences
 
@Nzall arguable
Psychology is not formulas but it's science
 
@badp wut
 
2:02 PM
@Nzall *model *model
@Nzall *evidence
 
Yes! Someone I don't have to convince psychology is science :D
 
it's models all the way down
 
@Avery science describes how things work with formulas. You could argue that psychology does have formulas, just not with numbers
 
@MattE.Эллен I've dealt with a fair share of people who disagree too
 
2:04 PM
it's models all the way down and models don't have to use formulas, they're just a convenient way to do so
 
@Chippies "patterns“ is a better word to describe
 
and you can plug numbers into the formula and plug the formulas into a computer
 
@MattE.Эллен it's definitely not a hard science and we're no where near as good at it but yeah
 
@Avery yeah
 
Both formulas and personality traits and such are patterns
 
2:06 PM
@KevinvanderVelden it's pretty difficult
 
@MattE.Эллен do you mean psychology is difficult or something else?
 
What I meant with "science == formulas" is that science is about understanding the world around us, trying to pour it into a set of rules that the entire observable universe adheres to. Those rules are most frequently formulas, but in some cases they're not
 
@Nzall So math isn't science? =p (math isn't in the observable universe)
 
@KevinvanderVelden yes, psychology is difficult. I as just playing with the meaning of hard
 
And obviously, once you throw in free agency and randomness, science starts to sometimes break down
 
2:09 PM
@MattE.Эллен aight, as long as you know that that is not at all what I said =p
 
@KevinvanderVelden math is the language in which the source code of the universe is written
 
holds his psychology degree certificate close you're not an outdated piece of paper! You're a symbol of my worth to society and don't let anyone tell you different.
 
essentially, mathematicians are trying to reverse engineer the language the universe is written in so that other scientists can work on their discoveries
 
It's a piece of paper, how would it stop someone from telling it different?
 
will power!
 
2:19 PM
I didn't think paper had will but you're the psychology-degree-holder
 
@fredley So you want half a new tech business per hour?
 
@KevinvanderVelden I WAS PUSHING THINGS TO PRODUCTION. That counts as a valid excuse
 
this is kinda great-ish
my tiny brother loves watching minecraft gumball jailbreak videos and just why
I'm not even joking around
that's an actual thing
 
2:37 PM
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Q: minecraft crashing pls help

minecraft noob[Launcher] Starting Minecraft 1.12.2... [Launcher] Launching in: C:\Users\Jaideep\AppData\Roaming.minecraft [Launcher] Processing post-launch actions. Assist launch: true [19:32:19] [Client thread/INFO]: Setting user: Jaideepndhruv [19:32:29] [Client thread/INFO]: LWJGL Version: 2.9.4 He...

 
@KevinvanderVelden the way quantum mechanics works, everything has will power to some extent. Cause and effect flow in the opposite direction to time and so the beginning of the universe is determined by what we want, going backwards.
 
@MattE.Эллен errrr, no, I'm gonna go with no on that one
 
well, not backwards, the other forwards
@KevinvanderVelden that's what I will want you to say
 
Define willpower
And at what point in the chain of things that exist willpower comes into play (elementary particles? Metastructures?)
 
the power of effecting your will
 
2:40 PM
Define will
 
@KevinvanderVelden well, will power starts at the end of time, the beginning of causality. it ends at the beginning of time, what ever that is.
 
Okay so you are just trolling
 
@KevinvanderVelden what you want
or what you think should be
@KevinvanderVelden maybe.
 
You ran afoul of Poe's law, there are people that believe nonsense like that
 
:D ah well.
 
2:55 PM
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Q: If you remove an tent on the back row, are your animals affected?

Fredy31In animal crossing, you can add special tents in the back row of your camping (can't remember the exact name). Those tents rise the max friend level from 7 to 10 for the animals of that type. But you can only have 2 tents, and there are 4 types. So if I rise an animal of the nature type to 10, ...

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Q: Do Kudos have any purpose?

IsukaWhen visiting the camping of another player, you can give him some Kudos. You can also receive Kudos from other players for your own camping. But is there any purpose to this? Do you win anything after getting a certain amount of Kudos, or are you allowed to echange them for something else in the...

 
I'll never forget what your father did to me...... Forcing onto me, a fresh foreigner, debt enough to buy a house many times. Indenturing me to labor under beasts. I bear no grudge with you, but by your blood ties mayhaps you'll pay for your father's sins. https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/933220807727124481
 
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