The Bridge

i think in my current thing i'm trying to get the "don't use logistics" cheevo

i only start playing factorio now when i literally don't have anything to do for the next 5 hours

Riker

@GodEmperorDune it is also a nice pug

5:52 PM

@Riker thank you

all pugs are nice tho

My current factorio run is going for Lazy Bastard

@murgatroid99 is that the one where you don't walk or where you build everything in assemblers?

@GodEmperorDune The latter. You can only hand craft up to 111 items. The margin of error you have for the whole run is about 5

The one where you can't walk is a community challenge that only like one person is doing

@murgatroid99 0.o

that is intense

StrixVaria

Moved my desk over 8 inches or so to make space for the contractor to get at the wall and it's so weird.

5:55 PM

then again, you 100%ed BoI so

djsmiley2k

what is a pug?

do not say doggo.

@murgatroid99 i'm gettin better

@djsmiley2k the best breed of doggo

Some kind of accidental doggo with a pre-smashed face.

all doggos and puppers are good but pugs are a step above

djsmiley2k

@MadMAxJr that kinda makes you sound like a crazy person who believes all dogs have their faces smashed at some point.

MBraedley

5:57 PM

So, I crafted a dark soul. I don't think I wanted to do that...

djsmiley2k

tbh i want a boxer, but they so dumb.

or a staffy, or... frenchy, or i dunno

@GodEmperorDune You have to do something like 100+ crafts just to research automation and make the first assembly machine, then you have to leave some margin for the first assembly machine 2 and the first oil refinery

SaintWacko

@GodEmperorDune How do you do it without walking?

@SaintWacko conveyor belts

SaintWacko

@GodEmperorDune Oh lol

5:58 PM

exactly

I've had to reload from autosaves a couple of times because I accidentally clicked in the crafting section of the inventory screen

@djsmiley2k No, just that this breed frequently has breathing problems due to their skull structure..... Also prone to eye-prolapses. D:

They're medically terrifying.

And no, I am not taking massive kickbacks from the cat lobbyists.

@MadMAxJr part of that is exacerbated because pugs are highly skilled at begging for food and do not do well when fat

@MadMAxJr my pug is very catlike

Wikipedia's 'common conditions' for pugs is terrifying.

Riker

I'll not click thanks

6:03 PM

@MadMAxJr the eye prolapse one is just ew

@Riker I dont have one

@Avery "Prolapse" is one of those words that's ew in every scenario and usage.

@Yuuki yes

"My wallet is prolapsing money." Yeah you're right. Still ew.

@MadMAxJr You're right but you're not right.

Or rather, you're right but you're wrong.

6:06 PM

So long as you're not saying I'm a left right.

@MadMAxJr But if you're a left right left then it's safe to cross the street.

The Left Rights - "I'M ON CRACK" Music Video

@Yuuki If I'm a left right, I'm on crack!

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights do make a left

@MadMAxJr RIP rob ford

@MadMAxJr finally a good rap I can listen to.

6:10 PM

@Moacir 1) Kill a person and 2) desecrate their body. Two wrongs make a wight though.

@Yuuki hue

@MadMAxJr this video is full of strange memes

but not like common memes

@Yuuki Two Chinese people named Mr. and Mrs. Wong got married and had a child. They asked the nurse if they could see their child. The nurse brought their baby, and it was a white baby. The two of them said "But that's a white baby, and we are Chinese and two Wongs don't make a white."

like someone trying to meme but not understanding memes

The Left Rights - Genesis 16:12

what am I even watching

Of course it's old memes. It's from 2011.

6:12 PM

@Avery Have you ever watched "El internet"?

Until the takedown there was a pony edit of I'm on Crack with Pinkie Pie.

@Moacir can't remember

Los Alguiens - El Internet (ORIGINAL VERSION)

I forgot that this existed

Oh god

6:14 PM

I assume the one on yt is censored though

Also "Só um Otaku" means "Just a Weeb"

or something like that

> TIL Finding Nemo is actually a romantic comedy

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

Hamstare intensifies.

Would you like to know more?

But.. isnt it?

Dory and Marlin(I dont remember Nemo's father name)

No, they're friends.

Also, that's not the point of the comment.

6:15 PM

Have you watched Finding Dory?

> If a male clown fish loses his partner, he will develop female reproductive parts and mate with his male offspring.

something

did someone say weird youtube trash

no

No no no no cyriak today please.

@Unionhawk No to what?

6:17 PM

@Moacir They're friends. I'm tired of Hollywood over-emphasizing the value of a romantic relationship. And the one time they don't do it, people keep pushing the romantic relationship.

@Yuuki They are fish and fish don't talk too.

@Moacir They're friends. And not food.

@Yuuki What if they are just buddies?

pls stop

Fish don't participate in such things you are thinking about dolphins

6:18 PM

@Yuuki They're living together. That's a bit past friendship

@murgatroid99 but do they share audio equipment

Pixar probably has more than one microphone so no

then it's the same stage.

@murgatroid99 Family? My point is that they don't have to be romantically involved.

please see this tweet to see all about stages of a relationship

Q: What does this box icon represent?

6:20 PM

@Yuuki They dont have to, but they do

Or something like that

Lazers 2.0

1

Since I started playing, I have seen this icon in the bottom right of my screen. Clicking it does nothing. What does this icon represent? I'll add a PC tag, as I'm playing on PC, and it could be related to that.

pc destiny-2

I'm with @Yuuki here I think we're unnecessarily shipping characters in a pixar film

because ???

Dont be mad at imaginary fish relationships

@Unionhawk People unnecessarily shipping things is the bane of my existence.

I mean, people get really crazy about that stuff.

inb4 some dumb joke about packages

6:21 PM

@Yuuki BUT MY LAPIDOT

stop typing now

I'm not shipping them. I'm just saying that they were clearly depicted as being in a relationship in the movie

I'm not seeing it at all. But then again, I come from a culture where it's okay for you to live in the same house as your in-laws and they have about as much blood in common with me as any random member of the population.

I'm with @murgatroid99

@Yuuki Where are you from?

@Moacir Houston.

But China before that.

6:24 PM

@Yuuki I'm not sure how in-laws are involved here. Dory is an otherwise unrelated woman moving in to a man's home to live with him and his son

Cohabitation is not a sign of a romantic relationship imo.

But I guess Pixar is a Western company so living in the same space is shorthand for romantic relationship for them.

Riker

@Avery what the fuck

@Yuuki I would say that moving into someone's established home is generally a sign of a romantic relationship

Or you're good friends and you have a seriously debilitating mental condition and it's probably best for your health to have someone looking out for you.

On an unrelated note, Reddit just served me an ad for me to get Lithuanian citzenship

6:27 PM

But yeah, let's go with babies.

Kevin van der Velden

Orchid Mantis babies are adorable

2

that's an adwhatever ad too what

adchoices?

whatever

Ads by google

ye

6:28 PM

@Moacir FREE UNITED STATES VISA NOW (WITH 500000USD INVESTMENT)

I dont know why I would want Lithuanian citzenship

@Avery It's funny because they want to make this a thing lolololololol

xd

@Unionhawk I literally fucking saw that as an ad.

hahahahahaha what

what would they do, try to get you an h1b

@Unionhawk nah

6:30 PM

Take your $500,000 and that's it?

And while he had lived 26 of those years with his female tortoise companion Frederica, a recent examination found that the reason the pair hadn't had any children is because both Jonathan and Frederica are actually male. Frederica has since been re-named Frederic.

Wat

Are you a developer? Are you willing to work for sub-par payment? America! Our companies want you! (For about six months, after which you will be discarded like a paper towel.)

@Unionhawk E5

@Moacir I mean, chances are that they have better internet service than the US.

@Yuuki Maybe

6:31 PM

We're like 43rd in the world.

@Avery ah of course that's already a program that exists

Lithuania is close to Latvia, right?

why would it not be

You could always go to Lithuania and then apply for Latvian citizenship.

Also, my "Wat" is "How for 26 years noone noticed the 'female' was biologically male"

6:32 PM

@Moacir Sexual characteristics for animals are weird.

Even in mammals.

this reminds me.

Did you know what female hyenas have penises not vaginas?

Not that is something wrong about being gay or anything

A friend kept insisting that I should apply for DV

@Yuuki You are bullshitting me

6:33 PM

Well, not an actual penis but their vagina is more like a pseudo-penis than a vagina.

and I'm like "<name> no look it says that I need to finish HS and I didn't do that yet, chill" and she's like "JUST DO IT" and I'm like "no, it tells me to not do it, I literally can't get it, waste of time."

user15026

....what even is going on :P

Spotted hyena

The spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta), also known as the laughing hyena, is a species of hyena, currently classed as the sole member of the genus Crocuta, native to Sub-Saharan Africa. It is listed as being of least concern by the IUCN on account of its widespread range and large numbers estimated between 27,000 and 47,000 individuals. The species is, however, experiencing declines outside of protected areas due to habitat loss and poaching. The species may have originated in Asia, and once ranged throughout Europe for at least one million years until the end of the Late Pleistocene. The spotted...

Tag: Animal body structure diagrams

Huh

Again. Earth is weird.

6:36 PM

@Yuuki kinda like how transmasc people get growth I guess

@Ash Tangentially, I came across a pretty funny simile today that I cc'd you on but not sure you read.

user15026

@Yuuki I might have missed it

> It appeared with the subtlety of an awkward French kiss.

user15026

@Yuuki hahahaha oh that's a good one

reads nooope this is muuch more different

6:44 PM

@Unionhawk everyone's favorite nepotists are under investigation for exploiting that program

You mean gestures broadly at the high end real estate industry?

@GodEmperorDune I misread that as "favorites neopets"

yep

@Moacir if only

its not supposed to be a pay $500k in order to get a visa, it's supposed to be "how nice of you to invest in us, stay awhile and listen" type thing but of course these individuals publicized a seminar or brochure or something that was explicitly "if you spend $500k with us, we'll get you in" type thing

user15026

@Yuuki This made me choke on my cough drop because I laughed too hard

Chippies

6:52 PM

@Fluttershy should I (can I?) be unlocking all skills as they are available or do I need to save my upgrade points?

I think it's time for my special move! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/iLJa8RGzVh

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