The Bridge

badp

22:00

but do you have the #vision for a future where you need to replace regular problems with worse problems so you can have no* problems?

arda

@GnomeSlice gross, who would want to downgrade!

GnomeSlice

No, gross because the image can seem a bit suggestive

badp

*the number of problems may vary

arda

@GnomeSlice yes

badp

@GnomeSlice welcome to the bridge, you must be new here

GnomeSlice

22:02

wtf twitter

I don't even follow any anymore

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Unionhawk

doge painting

yes

GnomeSlice

Oh wait, yes I do

urgh

arda

@Unionhawk what am I looking at

Unionhawk

doge painting

Very talented doge

arda

@GnomeSlice it also shows people you recently replied to, or checked the profile of. or your followers

Unionhawk

22:10

Vox also does Overwatch cosplay

arda

@Unionhawk sounds more like a woman yelling at the shibe

poor shibe

Unionhawk

I mean, doge did eat all of the treats

badp

@Unionhawk screenshot demanded

Unionhawk

the painting is kind of off-frame on main camera, but you can see top right

arda

Stardew Valley released on macOS and linux

Unionhawk

22:19

It's getting 1.1 pretty soonish I think

And console port targeted holiday this year

Yuuki

I really hope it does well.

two bugs

Thanks to whoever starred my message about my uPlay account because it reminded me to change my password

user15026

If there's no headphone jack how the heck are you supposed to use headphones? Some sort of proprietary apple thingie that costs a bajillion dollars?

Dragonrage

@Ash Apple wireless headphones

user15026

@Dragonrage So yes, then

two bugs

22:31

Yup, someone definitely tried to steal my uPlay account but couldn't change the password

Dragonrage

@Ash well the site starred om fredleys post is a parody site

user15026

@Dragonrage I....know

Ellesedil

@Dragonrage Oh Dragonrage. Do you know anything about www.pokejoin.com? I'd like to know how they're even operating.

user15026

But they've actually made phones without the jacks, yes? Hence the parody.

user15026

So if you have no jack, that means you need specific headphones to use with it, and that means no more like....99cent store earbuds :P

Ellesedil

22:34

@Ash Wouldn't any bluetooth headphones work?

user15026

@Ellesedil I have no idea, thats why I am asking :)

user15026

But those I can't get at the dollar store :P

Dragonrage

@Ellesedil havent heard of it

arda

@Ellesedil looks like a pogom fork

Ellesedil

@Ash You could. You'd just need to also get a bluetooth headphone jack and pair that with your phone.

arda

22:37

bluetooth headphones are expensive, they use a lot of phone battery and their own battery and sound quality is usually lower. Also technically they are a bit heavier.

Ellesedil

google.com/…

user15026

@arda Yeah, if I have bluetooth, that means one more thing for me to charge

arda

yeah. I don't like the direction apple is going

why is pebble app this buggy :(

two bugs

The bluetooth stuff sounds meh but I'm hopeful

I mean, part of that is how tired I am of Samsung's crap

Which is very. I am very tired of Samsung.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I obtain a steady supply of food and water in the epilogue of "Survival Planet"?

In the app Survival Planet the epilogue is awfully hard. How can I obtain a steady supply of water and food?

survival-planet

Ronan

22:45

I've fortunately had no dealings with Samsung. It's pretty great.

two bugs

Were I that wise :(

Unionhawk

You could go with moto. They test their batteries

Ronan

Maybe I had a pre smart phone samsung phone.

Unionhawk

Unlike undisclosed other manufacturer

Ronan

Yeah I have a 1st gen moto G, I've had it for 2 1/2 years now, I'll definitely get another moto when I upgrade.

GnomeSlice

22:46

@Ash You buy headphones at the dollar store? ;_;

Unionhawk

I went from moto to nexus

two bugs

I mean when it's time for my upgrade in ~1 year there is no way I am buying another Samsung

Never Ever Ever

That's assuming my phone lasts that long even

user15026

@GnomeSlice Sometimes. My current pair is some earbuds I got for $10 at a gas station

GnomeSlice

i see

two bugs

Haha this is an excellent new way to annoy @GnomeSlice

Ronan

22:47

I bought like 5 at once for £3 each last time I needed headphones.

user15026

@Unionhawk Same!

GnomeSlice

I have a $20 wired pair of sonys

A 45 ish pair of headrush bluetooth

user15026

I really don't care about the headphones as long as they work

GnomeSlice

like 3 pairs of broken then fixed 50 dollar sennheiser px 100s

user15026

Like the last dollar store pair I got only worked on one side

user15026

22:48

so that wasnt' great

GnomeSlice

and a pair of 230 dollar sennheiser bluetooth

@Ash get what you pay for

that sucks, though

what manufacturer?

user15026

@GnomeSlice I've had dollar store ones that have worked great

user15026

@GnomeSlice Who knows. The box had the world's most broken English on it :P

GnomeSlice

lol

Always a good sign

Trent Hawkins

@GnomeSlice To a point. Much of the super expensive stuff is often hokum. (not all; some of the expensive professional grade sound equipment is actually better.)

Unionhawk

22:53

true innovation would have been replacing the headphone jack with a flapjack https://t.co/xrdlS2Q8IY

Tweeted by DennysDiner on September 7, 2016 at 6:27 PM

user15026

@GnomeSlice Yeah, that one was a "I got what I paid for", for sure

user15026

My current gas station acquired ones are pretty good, though.

murgatroid99

So, we discovered today that our software testing infrastructure (Jenkins) by default takes a look at every pull request every time anything happens on any of them.

It doesn't actually do anything with the information by default, it just looks at them in case we want to do something with the information.

Ellesedil

23:14

@TrentHawkins I have some Shure 535's. Love them.

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins Agreed.

Hence my 20 dollar sonys

If you're looking under 40, go sony

Lazers 2.0

23:29

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Q: How long do de/buffs last in Pocket Mortys?

In Pocket Mortys, there are attacks that either buff the player or de-buff the opponent, but it's unclear how long they last. There are some cases I'm curious about - particularly what events "wipe" the buff/debuffs. E.g. does swapping out a Morty affect either of the de/buffs? Does death of an ...

pocket-mortys

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Q: Settings menu key in No Man's Sky PC

How do I bring up the settings menu in No Man's sky? I've tried searching the web but only found documentation of the in game controls.

no-mans-sky

Yuuki

Unionhawk

ALSO

.@ProphetCrumbz on esports players needing to improve on real-life skills: "I've seen players try to make grilled cheese in a toaster."

Tweeted by esportslaw on September 7, 2016 at 11:11 PM

Yep I can see it

Though to be fair, same to some extent

Not, you know, grilled cheese in a toaster level

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Like a pop-up toaster or a toaster oven?

Because you can totally make grilled cheese in a toaster oven.

Unionhawk

I assume pop up toaster

@esportslaw @ProphetCrumbz checkmate atheists https://t.co/DYdFlT7KIm

Tweeted by Locodoco on September 7, 2016 at 11:15 PM in reply to esportslaw

No way

Yuuki

Well, I guess that's thinking outside the box.

Or rather, just turning the box on its side.

user15026

23:34

@Yuuki I've seen various lifehacks to make grilled cheese in a popup toaster and that always seems like a recipe for disaster to me

Unionhawk

I just

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk That's not even grilled cheese, that's cheese toast and they're monsters for not using a toaster oven like the good kitchen god intended

user15026

(although now I really want a grilled cheese. And I just bought cheese! So I know what I am going to make for dinner.)

Unionhawk

To be fair though, I'm pretty sure there is a commercial product out there to do this

user15026

@TimStone Yeah, that's not grilled cheese at all.

Unionhawk

23:35

YUP

amazon.com/Toastabags-Reusable-Non-Stick-Sandwich-Grilling/dp/…

COMMERCIAL PRODUCT TO DO THIS

user15026

....the world is a horrifying place

Yuuki

-1 for using tool specifically designed to accomplish this

Tim Stone

Son of a microwavable dinner

Unionhawk

To be fair, like I said, I need to improve my current adulting

Tim Stone

This is incredible. https://t.co/94Dn5Ug81E

Tweeted by TOASTINATIR on September 7, 2016 at 5:41 PM

Unionhawk

23:36

I ate pizza rolls for dinner because I was lazy

I really need to go to wal mart and get containers so I can make a pot of pasta and have dinner for 5 days ready to go in 8 minutes

For definitions of 5 meaning the number of containers said pasta fills

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Is there a better way to select star systems in the 3D Galaxy Map?

I play almost exclusively using a HOTAS and an Oculus Rift, and I'm having an impossibly difficult time with the navigation system in that environment. Specifically, it's nearly impossible to select a star system from the galaxy map. I can navigate about just fine using the joystick, or using th...

elite-dangerous oculus-rift

Unionhawk

... Why does @midnight start at 11:30 now

(other than "The Nightly Show got canceled" and "it's ok they announce the winner of the internet at midnight I guess")

Yuuki

23:58

Man arrested for punching five-day-old baby in Tesco after mistaking her for a toy doll.

... why is that the headline picture?

Lazers 2.0

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Q: FIFA 15 UT Windows 10 Store suddenly stopped

I downloaded Fifa 15 UT from Windows 10 Store. I m running Windows 10 pro 64 bit. Processor Core i3 6100 3.7 GHz Ram 4 GB Intel HD Graphics 530 when I start, after 10 seconds it stopped. I did uninstall and reinstall many times. But problem not solved. Plz Help

windows fifa-15 fifa-14 fifa-16

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Q: Minecraft 1.10 Survival - Wheat Problem

I have built an underground farm, but whenever I place wheat seeds next to each other on wet farmland, the wheat blocks break and the wheat seeds drop on the ground. Could anyone help? Thanks.

minecraft

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