The Bridge

GodEmperorDune

00:00

@arda why is his plane flight plan on a website?

arda

@GodEmperorDune it is live reporting its place, to tower, and to receivers of that website

GodEmperorDune

@arda you'd think the military would shoot it down

KutuluMike

@arda circulating? or circling?

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune they may not be able to confirm he is actually inside

arda

@KutuluMike circling

KutuluMike

00:01

has he not been able to find anywhere to land?

I heard some places turned him down.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I force my eevee to evolve into the pokemon I want?

I want powerful pokemon and have enough eevee candies. Can I force it to evolve into the pokemon I want?

pokemon-go

KutuluMike

does the name trick really work?

user15026

Walking from work to the bus, checking my phone, dude waking past goes "Pokemon Go?" and I shook my head and he was like oh you should get it we could go for a walk, get some late dinner...

arda

@KutuluMike yes

user15026

I declined.

KutuluMike

00:03

I saw 9 people at the hospital all surreptitiously playing it.

do I have enough candeez to evolve another one?

Eevee almost got me fired today.

damnit. need 7 more candees

GodEmperorDune

@Ash so they are using pokemon go as a pick up line now? gross

KutuluMike

at least they asked.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune apparently. He was displeased I declined but at least he kept walking.

Dragonrage

tanks just drove over trees

GodEmperorDune

@Ash once again, i will apologize for the behavior of my gender

looks like erdo's plane is headed to Sabiha Gokcen

arda

00:09

@GodEmperorDune +1

@GodEmperorDune yeah

Meclis'de son durum. Geçmiş olsun. https://t.co/hmweT7wXQS

Tweeted by draliseker on July 16, 2016 at 12:04 AM

GodEmperorDune

@arda the parliament building?

arda

yes

KutuluMike

am I interpreting these reports correctly: the head of the army and the navy have both denounced the coup?

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Does CP affect size when evolving?

Whenever I evolve a low CP Pokemon, it becomes XS. Does evolving a high CP Pokemon give it XL weight/height? I don't have enough candy or stardust to test it myself.

pokemon-go

arda

@KutuluMike didn't catch those news, sorry

KutuluMike

00:16

lemme find them again

GodEmperorDune

@KutuluMike i saw the navy head denounce it on twitter, but not the head of the army

KutuluMike

I saw a report where the commander of the army said it was a "small group" acting outside the chain of command.

> Commander of the Turkish Naval Forces Admiral Bulent Bostanoglu says he does not support the military men who have attempted a military coup in Turkey.

now I can't find the other one.

but CNN also says the coup is "over"

arda

touchdown

watch fox

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ash Gotta Catch 'Em All! (Them in this instance being STI's.)

Gonna eat this sammich:

GodEmperorDune

@KutuluMike the intelligence agency claimed it

KutuluMike

00:22

yeah, that's what I meant.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I think i am okay leaving that particular pokedex unfinished

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz there are three there which one?

GodEmperorDune

knowing @LessPop_MoreFizz its probably the smackdown

user15026

I hope you mean the Smackdown because that's what I would pick

arda

on live call: "we just got bombed" (very calmly)

not so calmly over tons of questions after the explosion: "ENOUGH LADY ENOUGH" lol

GodEmperorDune

00:24

if erdo is landing at istanbul airport, they must be confident that it is secured

arda

@GodEmperorDune it isn't

and that is what makes it so fun

GodEmperorDune

ballsy of him

arda

Cumhurbaşkanı Erdoğan'ın korumaları Erdoğan'a bu gece uçağa binmemelisiniz dedi. Darbeciler Erdoğan'a saldırı yapabilir istihbaratı varmış.

Tweeted by hikmetdurgun on July 16, 2016 at 12:19 AM

Intel told him that he shouldn't fly tonight

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ash the other sammiches are good and I will probably eat the PB thing sometime this week

@Ash but only one of them is enough of a Bad Idea to post here about it.

Dragonrage

@arda there was another bombing?

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:26

Also current beverage:

arda

@Dragonrage yes

LessPop_MoreFizz

(To be followed by the same beer but with mango syrup instead of pomegranate.)

Dragonrage

oh, the feed i was watching was just doing some interview with a lady from the erdo party

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz true enough although the pb also sounds good

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz you are making delicious choices tonight

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:29

arda

kanald.com.tr/canli-yayin

shit

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz what.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz that looks amazing. Not sure how one eats it as it looks too big to fit in ones face but also amazing

arda

HOLY SHIT

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk dat meat

Fluttershy

00:31

I'm still hoping @LessPop_MoreFizz finds his way to Bailey's Range in St. Louis one of these days.

user15026

@arda you okay?

arda

SOLDIERS JUST TOOK OVER TV LIVE

user15026

@arda holy shit

arda

kanald.com.tr/canli-yayin

THEY ARE LIVE STREAMING THE GUYS TRYING TO TAKE OVER FROM ABOVE

GodEmperorDune

this situation is so fuct

arda

00:34

yeah

I've family members on bulgaria

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ash I hollowed it out with a knife and fork. And then cut it in half.

But I broke one half I think. Trying to reassemble.

user15026

Sounds technically complicated

LessPop_MoreFizz

14 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

arda

CNN Turk TV stream getting shut down

same happening to kanal d soon

same studio :((

soldiers just took over

very depressing

badp

@arda that director is a hero

arda

00:44

yes

badp

they turned off the sound while they tried to make a statement

CNN Türk Live Stream

►

arda

text below: CNN TURK Stream is being cut

Dragonrage

reports of a bombing at the airport

and bulgarian border closed?

GodEmperorDune

@badp those comments

arda

@Dragonrage FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

12 mins ago, by arda

I've family members on bulgaria

@GodEmperorDune racism

GodEmperorDune

00:47

@arda oh

arda

source being knowyourmeme.com/memes/serbia-strong-remove-kebab

GodEmperorDune

let's not pollute the internet further then

arda

yes

HOYL SHITITITI

T

KutuluMike

@arda CNN is on in the other room, reporting that soldiers were coming in and taking them off the air

arda

SOUNDS OF SCREAMING AND GUNFIRE ON CNN LIVE

GodEmperorDune

00:49

dat stream

what the fuck

badp

A group of putschist soldiers are now raiding our newspaper. They are coming to my floor https://t.co/1OPlb74tqe

Tweeted by ekizilkaya on July 16, 2016 at 12:28 AM

GodEmperorDune

also jesus these comments are ugly

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria Beat the first two bosses in Furi

arda

LATEST —Mastermind of Erdoğan's presidential election campaign, Erol Olçak & his 16-year-old son killed by coup soldiers on Bosphorus bridge

Tweeted by DailySabah on July 16, 2016 at 12:19 AM

GodEmperorDune

@arda that is fucked up

GnomeSlice

00:50

It still feels a bit unpolished in places, but really fun

You would have liked No More Heroes 2

I doubt you'd like the first one

too much running around the town getting money, which they took out in two

This feels like indie No More Heroes

badp

someone is still directing cnn turk. how

@GodEmperorDune they've been quietly changing audio sources

GodEmperorDune

@badp i think no one realized the feed is still live

arda

shit

explosion heard on cnn

GodEmperorDune

i mean none of the soldiers

OH FUCK\

badp

@arda that sounded like a gunshot rather

arda

00:53

@badp kanal d, on same building, is still live.

they are remote controlling?

badp

dunno

arda

someone triggered a movie wtf

GodEmperorDune

i don't know how people can be leling in the comments at this shit

arda

on kanal d

badp

sounds unlikely that kanal d would have remote control over cnn

StrixVaria

00:54

@GnomeSlice The fourth one was the one I said where the last phase was so unlike the rest of the fight and so brutal that I ragequit the game, possibly forever.

arda

> 1:29 AM - Texenox: And my mates are already making kebab jokes

GnomeSlice

They did bullet hell stuff in the others too

StrixVaria

In other fights, the non-final-phases at least kind of helped you prepare for the final bullet hell phase, but in the 4th fight it was just nonsense.

arda

@badp same building same owner

GodEmperorDune

@arda oh @texenox, please get better friends

badp

00:54

dunno what kanal d is anyway

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice And it was never fun, but it was at least not a huge deal in the previous fights.

GodEmperorDune

@badp its Channel D

arda

@badp turkish channel

badp

@GodEmperorDune rly

arda

same owner as hurriyet newspaper and cnn turk channel

Wipqozn

00:57

This is crazy

arda

yes

I honestly have no idea what to do

this turned into civil war

badp

stay safe

if you have to ask for advice

GodEmperorDune

@arda is it military vs military now or still few military vs erdo's civilians?

arda

latter

badp

...have you heard from your father?

arda

00:59

@badp yes

Wipqozn

@arda Where are you right now?

arda

Enez, Edirne, Turkey

user20683

@arda Allah, merhametli, güvenli tutmak ve peygamber sav, size cesaret kazandırıyor.

user20683

Google translated, please forgive mistakes

arda

:) no worries

badp

01:01

wish youtube wasn't failing forever at DVR right now

GodEmperorDune

this chat is moving so fast i can't even flag

Wipqozn

@arda I mean are you home with your family or...?

arda

@Wipqozn father is in Ankara, rest is here

Wipqozn

@arda okay, so you're not in the city where the coup is currently happening

That's good

arda

holy fuck someone linked me a video

tons of dead, explicitly shown in video

GodEmperorDune

01:04

nightmare fuel

LessPop_MoreFizz

Oy. :(

arda

also I didn't know that ammos would impact that much damn. The people seems unrecognizable.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I am glad that my three friends that have just been in turkey vacationing have all gotten home. :/ stay safe @arda

badp

they realised CNN is still going

LessPop_MoreFizz

@arda IRL is decidedly not all that much like video games. :(

Dragonrage

01:05

@badp it appears so

arda

@LessPop_MoreFizz well it is somewhat like Max Payne 3

user20683

@arda steel jacketed rounds probably

badp

i.imgur.com/K53uE3V.png "do you guys think there's wifi here"

user20683

they effectively turn into a spiral on impact

badp

i.imgur.com/4Ii5Jju.png "I can't find the wifi"

user20683

01:06

nasty nasty stuff

GodEmperorDune

@arda any cnn translation?

arda

@GodEmperorDune can't hear anything

too much background noise

@WorldEngineer yes just that

badp

i.imgur.com/ObUZv2y.png "maybe the wifi is over here"

i.imgur.com/kx8erwh.png "no there is no wifi here"

user20683

@arda if you feel like puking, that's totally normal

arda

s/wifi/pokemon

@WorldEngineer nah games totally made me immune to that

badp

01:08

i.imgur.com/HZQvGzG.png "I was told there would be wifi"

arda

I don't feel anything wrong about looking at that in brain, but by heart I feel sad for them and their families.

GodEmperorDune

is this pink shirt guy military or civvie?

@arda sometimes it hits you later

arda

@GodEmperorDune seems civvie

badp

i.imgur.com/MdCwqix.png "I ran out of lives in Candy Crush what am I going to do now"

Wipqozn

Sorry for the poor pic quality but it's hard when you are mass-arrested during a coup attempt... https://t.co/TwUC6Yqi71

Tweeted by ekizilkaya on July 16, 2016 at 12:44 AM

Trent Hawkins

01:10

The reporters' chairs must be uncomfortable, require extra pillows.

GodEmperorDune

i tried to flag all the hate on the youtube comments but i just can't keep up

badp

i.imgur.com/ojrzp6m.png "do you know what the password to this laptop is I need to check my facebook"

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune It's pointless

arda

@badp I feel bad for laughing :P

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn maybe it gets the trolls banned

badp

01:11

i.imgur.com/8kUR2ZJ.png "what do you mean it's taped to your desk"

arda

@GodEmperorDune it is pointless. They don't get banend

Wipqozn

yeha, if youtube did any sort of moderation it wouldn't be as bad as it is

GodEmperorDune

@arda wat

what is the point of flagging messages if the flags don't go anywhere

arda

@GodEmperorDune spam

Wipqozn

arda

01:14

I flagged the "making the world a better place" video which killed minorities in watch dogs, which actually later said "kill all the muslims"... didn't get removed.

GodEmperorDune

there is a swastika emoji? this is why we can't have nice things

arda

@GodEmperorDune unicode

user20683

@GodEmperorDune swastika has legitimate uses in India and Japan as a Buddhist/Hindu symbol

user20683

Hitler is why we can't have nice things

GodEmperorDune

@WorldEngineer that one is tilted differently iirc

user20683

01:17

@GodEmperorDune ah

user20683

that's fair

user20683

burn it

GodEmperorDune

@WorldEngineer yeah i know he tried to repurpose it

user20683

@GodEmperorDune succeeded, I'd say

user20683

anyway

user20683

01:18

let us move away from Godwin's country

GodEmperorDune

agreed

Wipqozn

man fuck you sky news

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What is the meaning of this 'chirp' from the 'chirper account?'

Our vacation was extended can someone water the plants while we are gone. The keys are in the flower pot on the porch.

cities-skylines

Wipqozn

"not available in my country"

user20683

@Wipqozn have you tried rebooting it?

KutuluMike

01:19

the country?

Unionhawk

@Twitchtv_txt I'm sure is going to be a good indication of what Twitch politics is going to be

GodEmperorDune

yeah

user20683

@KutuluMike :P

KutuluMike

I think the UK just tried that a while ago, it didn't help.

GodEmperorDune

world events have been good at stealing the spotlight from trump

arda

01:22

lol erdo is wanting to die

he said that they bombed where he was and said that "they think that I'm still there"

Dragonrage

@arda he is calling them terrorists?

arda

@Dragonrage nah, fixed

GodEmperorDune

surprise surprise, hillary clinton has a reasonable response to the coup

Fluttershy

And Donald Trump is probably just shitting all over everything and threatening to sue the Turkish Army.

Wipqozn

yeah, I'm waiting for trump to make some horribly bigoted tweet

GodEmperorDune

01:27

@Fluttershy nah he hasn't been on twitter since he announced his VP this morning

smart move by his PR team

Fluttershy

Since he announced his soulless husk of an older man attaching itself to his campaign like a locust molt to a tree*

FTFY

GodEmperorDune

yeah pence is a tremendous asshole

Fluttershy

That's an insult to assholes.

user20683

The official flag

GodEmperorDune

01:28

@WorldEngineer what graphic designer thought this was a good idea?

user20683

@GodEmperorDune one with a grudge

Unionhawk

Dear. God.

Private Pansy

@WorldEngineer What? WHAAAAT?

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Sideloaded Pokemon Go

I attempted to install Pokemon Go on my Motorola Razr MAXX HD (Android 4.4.2). While it installed, it would crash on the loading screen every time. Considering my phone is old, sluggish, and occasionally buggy, I attribute it to a problem with my phone and not the game. So, I looked to see if I...

pokemon-go

user20683

I guess Trump figured he needed to be on top in every sense

Fluttershy

01:29

@GodEmperorDune What? It's only mildly sexual.

Dragonrage

it looks like cnn turk is back?

Wipqozn

CNN Türk Live Stream

►

somethings happening

badp

cnn turk is resuming?

Dragonrage

@badp seems so

badp

dunno if they're the same people

Dragonrage

01:31

wish there was english subtitles

Trent Hawkins

@Fluttershy Mildly, eh?

Breaking the mattress of America. https://t.co/M4Cq62YS2c

Tweeted by FullFrontalSamB on July 15, 2016 at 5:29 PM

badp

but they seem to know what microphones are

GodEmperorDune

erdo made a statement on NTV

badp

"guys I've finally got wifi working"

Dragonrage

@arda is it possible to give us the general gist of what they are saying?

arda

01:32

@Dragonrage yes

badp

Wipqozn

@badp It would be nice to know what they're actually saying

@arda thanks

badp

"just gotta put this antenna here"

arda

> they took over but we came back.

GodEmperorDune

"where is the intern with my coffee?"

arda

01:32

> I tried to reach with a mic

badp

"let me jack you up now"

arda

@GodEmperorDune "Sorry, no wifi for interns"

> One police officer got his foot crushed

> the citizens came from ground and stopped the soldiers

> bring my phone, its right there

badp

pink shirt guy is my hero

GodEmperorDune

there were more viewers before these guys came back

badp

Wipqozn

01:35

okay I hate to leave but I need to buy eggs.

badp

"get that guy a raise"

or "my wifi is slow, you're fired"

arda

the red guy with twitchy eye is the owner of those 3 channels

GodEmperorDune

@arda sweatshirt guy?

arda

@GodEmperorDune yeah

Dragonrage

seems like the coup may have failed and that now order just needs to finish being restored from what i am hearing

arda

01:36

@Dragonrage that is both good and bad.

KutuluMike

@Wipqozn make sure you get to 10km ones. the rest have crap inside

arda

@badp nepnep ftw

Dragonrage

@KutuluMike i got a 398 cp charmander from a 2k one

Unionhawk

meanwhile

Now you can filter your Yelp results by PokéStop, what a time to be alive http://tnw.me/QXM9N1V https://t.co/WG7fAoyNqI

Tweeted by TheNextWeb on July 16, 2016 at 1:36 AM

what a truly fascinating time to be alive

Dragonrage

well i gtg. headed home. bbl

GodEmperorDune

01:39

@arda who is that intense looking guy in the painting?

badp

welp I guess that's the end of Pink Shirt Guy

arda

@GodEmperorDune ataturk or recep, not so sure

ahem LLOL

Marmaris dahil Muğla'da hiç patlama olmadı.

Tweeted by iztuzudayanisma on July 16, 2016 at 1:32 AM

explosion in Recep's hotel didn't happen

classical politician

user20683

which painting?

GodEmperorDune

@arda google translation is fun

> It never had a boom in Las Vegas , including Marmaris.

arda

why is muğla translated as las vegas? lol. damn bing trsnate

GodEmperorDune

01:42

@WorldEngineer on the cnn stream

badp

they say that italian national tv Rai has some sort of super secret bunker studio they have prepared in case of a coup

arda

Turkish Parliament bombed. Video from inside. WATCH:https://www.facebook.com/RTvids/videos/1258333890843528/ #TurkeyCoup https://t.co/4CR1R7jPTS

Tweeted by RT_com on July 16, 2016 at 1:39 AM

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Blackjack

Proposed Q&A site for anybody who loves playing blackjack

Currently in definition.

arda

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment lol

GodEmperorDune

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment should I hit or stay?

user20683

01:45

alright, I'm out, you kids play nice. @arda stay safe

arda

damn

2016 Turkish coup d'état attempt

On 15 July 2016, a coup d'état attempt has taken place in Turkey. The ongoing coup attempt was confirmed by both Turkish Prime Minister Binali Yıldırım and President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. Alleged to have been orchestrated by a faction within the Armed Forces, the perpetrators announced the creation of a Peace Council that would be the governing body of the country. President Erdoğan called on people to take to the streets against the attempted coup. According to the Doğan News Agency, soldiers fired on a group of people attempting to cross the Bosphorus Bridge in protest at the coup attempt...

Frank

I'm in the news!

GodEmperorDune

@Frank you were part of the coup?

Frank

cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/manitoba/…

7

Private Pansy

@GodEmperorDune He's obviously secretly the President of Turkey

arda

01:52

@Frank niiice

Private Pansy

@Frank Looking good!

GodEmperorDune

@Frank very nice pic

Private Pansy

A bit surprising because the entire article seemed to only show pictures of cosplayers

GodEmperorDune

even though i've seen pics of you before it still disrupts my headcanon

Private Pansy

And I was wondering if you were going to show up in a giant mech

GodEmperorDune

01:54

@PrivatePansy yeah i was hoping for that too

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Battle between Pokemon XY and ORAS

Can you battle someone with ORAS when you have XY ?

pokemon-xy pokemon-oras

Unionhawk

O man another email from Google (this time just asking me to apply for Software Engineer - University Grad)

Frank

@GodEmperorDune What headcanon is that?

arda

BREAKING: Erdogan says Turkey is fighting a second war of independence

Tweeted by intlspectator on July 16, 2016 at 1:57 AM

bullshit

Unionhawk

Phase 3 may be back online

user15026

01:59

@Unionhawk Hm?

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