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12:07
The government's #brexit leaflet has the same design as Cards Against Humanity. https://t.co/LM6EjoD21F
NEW CGP GREY VIDEO! (But it's unlisted, so I won't link (but it is posted on his blog, so just go look there.))
@MBraedley That's awesome!
Actually, I should have said "NEW CGP GREY VIDEOS!"
12:33
@MBraedley !
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Q: Bitrates for PS4 streaming quality presets?

LukeWhen streaming to twitch on PS4, there are four different quality settings. Low, Medium, High and Best HD. My upload bandwidth is limited, since it is an ADSL2+ connection, to 1Mbps upload. I was wondering if there is any information anywhere about what the bitrates are for the different qualit...

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Q: Can I share a character across devices

KtashI have an Android phone, and an iPad and I have Unchained X installed on both. But when I start a new game, it starts a new character on each device and I track them separately. Is there a way to share a character between the devices? Or at least share progress or something?

I think I have an idea for a decent Lifehacks question. Maybe I will ask it.
@twobugs Go for it
Crap, other people asked it
"how can I trick Pandai Rumco to give me Dark Souls 4 coupons"
After I associated my account
This is horrible
I was going to ask about keeping shoelaces tied because I got these new shoes which are nice but the shoelaces suck
12:53
@twobugs story of my life
my lifehack is to not give a fuck about tied shoelaces
tripping on untied shoelaces is mostly a myth
Another solution: Buy shoelaces that don't suck
@KevinvanderVelden how is that a lifehack
1/10 would not hack again
@badp I said solution, by definition that's not a lifehack
@twobugs hahahahahaha
so wait
12:55
I have another question but I think it's more of a Workplace.SE thing
you're telling me that there are times when there is more than one person browsing through Lifehacks.SE?
Lifehack: tie knot and glue it. No more coming undone!
It could have a great Lifehacks title, though
"I'm constantly tripping, what can I do?"
Lifehack: remove shoelace
a knot that isn't there can't become undone
12:58
@fredley Stand still and never move. Ever.
Lifehack: tie each end of the lace independently just above the last hole they come through.
@badp Lifehack, don't wear those shoes.
Lifehack: don't
Lifehack: buy metal shoelaces and shoe, solder shoelace to shoes
@PrivatePansy One does not simply not walk into Mordor.
13:01
Lifehack: pinch the knot closed with a clothespin
@badp Lifehack: Buy metal shoes. Put shoes on, weld them to your feet
@KevinvanderVelden Not the water temple again!!!!!!
There are actually gloves someone made that are lined with sharkskin I think
So taking them off is nigh impossible without actually destroying the glove
wait what
Lifehack: remove your feet, use wheelchair that does not require shoes at all.
13:04
@fredley I was waiting for that one.
You have to cut the gloves off basically
> Should you put your hand in, you will discover that the thorns, all directed to slant inward, will lock your hand in place in the manner of, ten thousand fishhooks.
Nope
> See it, smell it, but recoil from its iron maiden touch... for the skin of the shark is more dangerous than its bite.
now a thing: handheld iron maiden
@fredley likely equally hard to remove
Asked a Workplace question
I hope people don't think I'm trolling
"I just got fired for spending the time to write this question during work hours, what do?"
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Q: How can I manage my need to take short bathroom breaks in a professional setting?

two bugsI have a very non-threatening chronic kidney condition. One of the recommended management techniques is to drink a lot of liquids - this keeps my kidneys from retaining more water than they need to. The obvious downside is that I need to visit the bathroom semi-frequently (maybe 4ish times a day,...

@twobugs TMI
13:11
Would you rather I posted a "How can I control my bladder?" Lifehacks question?
@twobugs ThreeMI
@twobugs very non-threatening == very welcoming?
@twobugs There are already loads of those
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Q: How can I prevent pee from flying off-target?

Aman ThakkarMost men know that sometimes a stream of pee can go in some unwanted direction, which can cause problems like dirty clothes or a dirty floor. Is there a way to prevent this from happening, or maybe a precaution to take?

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Q: How do I clear my urination chi when some dude is at the urinal next to me?

coburneSometimes when I'm at a public urinal, if another dude comes mosey up next to me, I get stage-fright and can't go. What can I do to clear my thoughts?

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Q: How to avoid splash sounds in public toilets?

8m47xIs there a way to silently defecate in public toilets, without causing a loud splash/fart sound? Every time I'm on public toilets it's really hard to silently do my business.

Oh dear
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
I meant more "my need to visit the bathroom"
But good heavens
13:14
1. use a WC, sit down
2. use a WC, sit down
3. use a WC, sit down
Alternate answer: Pampers for Adults
I set up the ability to stream on my PC the other day. I'm pretty sure actually trying to stream would be a disaster, though.
@StrixVaria it mostly depends on your upstream
@badp Oh, my upstream is fine.
and your mousing inadequacy
13:16
I meant because I would be a terrible streamer.
I prefer liveblogging, when people watch me through steam I realize that I unconsciously want to give a good show and stiffen up and stuff
if I find something good, I'll just post screenshots here and ignore GnomeSlice
@StrixVaria That's only important if you actually want others to watch.
@Sterno That's true!
I just stream to YouTube, since it saves it, in case some day I want to see how bad I sucked at my first run of Dark Souls III
@StrixVaria This is my main concern as well! Personally, I hate the sound of my voice, so I always worry about sounding dumb. <_< I'm all set up for streaming, but can't get past the anxiety of actually doing it.
13:18
@Fluttershy @twobugs wasn't aware of how OP his voice was
I hate the sound of my voice but people seem to like it
Fun fact: @twobugs' voice is so OP, he got vac banned from Dark Souls 2
that's why he plays on PS4
That is true, I got VAC banned from a game I own on Steam but have never played
@twobugs the danger is just too great
I can't believe I beat the area people said was literal hell in Dark Souls 2 in just a few attempts last night
I hope everyone who says I am bad at video games saw that and now realizes how foolish they are
@Fluttershy I've gone back and forth on this. Sometimes I hate it and sometimes I like it.
@Fluttershy @StrixVaria I would say just do it. Everyone seems to hate their own voice if they have a shred of self-reflection. I can't imagine either of you being that bad
Skull conduction is a terrible thing
I wonder if @Sterno will gift me horrible games on Steam to stream
I won't have time tonight, but maybe at some point tomorrow I'll try streaming some Gungeon.
13:21
@PrivatePansy It's pretty much evil
I'll be streaming again today to make more DS2 progress
I'll try not to compete with you up and comers
I am terrible at gungeon.
@twob Not DS3?
Since, you know, I'm an established twitch superstar
@Arperum Oh, I'm so bad.
@StrixVaria I need to finish 2!!!!!!
13:22
@StrixVaria I have not beaten a single boss.
I may try streaming some Battleborn sometime this weekend, but I don't see myself steaming anything before then. Also, I still need to work out that whole chat issue.
@Arperum The floor 1 bosses are stupid.
The floor 2 bosses are way easier, in general.
Bullet King is the worst.
@twobugs I'm just happy you're playing both at the same time, so this is not going to delay all non-dark-souls content
I only made it to a floor 3 boss once.
13:23
Ya, haven't been to floor 2 yet.
@Fluttershy I wish I could go against Bullet King every run.
The other two floor 1 bosses wreck me every single time.
@StrixVaria I'd prefer Gatling Gull, personally.
Who's the third? Trigger Twins?
I essentially have a 1/3 or worse chance of getting to floor 2, because there's a 1/3 chance I get Bullet King (and a non-100% chance I defeat him anyway).
I hate them too.
Trigger Twins is the worst.
13:24
@badp Please try to be a little more subtle about your desire for Stardew streams!
I have not gotten trigger twins yet, haven't survived the other bosses yet though.
I would rather fight Cannonbalrog at the end of floor 1 than Trigger Twins.
I got close to beating bullet king once though, same for gatling gull.
Wow, my Workplace question is getting lots of great answers
And nobody told me to get fucked yet!
My voice is so OP my office is going to have a personal microwave.
I was going to suggest something, but I can't remember what it is, @twobugs. A coworker of mine has bladder issues due to a car wreck, and he takes a vitamin of some kind that stops it. Aloe vera pill, maybe?
13:27
I think @Wipqozn should stream.
His voice is much better than you'd expect out of a @Wipqozn.
@Fluttershy Not a bad idea. People on Workplace are saying I'm overthinking it completely which is probably true
Also how am I still getting upvotes on my answer to that Pokemon question? It doesn't even have a meme title.
Lifehack: move your paralysed hand with your other hand
(I'm sorry)
13:49
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Q: Minecraft Error :0

user144904I downloaded Evolve to create minecraft server and now I can't launch Minecraft!!! every time when I clicking "Play" or "Play Offline" it closing minecraft and opening the launcher with this crash report: Completely ignored arguments: [--nativeLauncherVersion, 301] [16:34:48] [Client thread/INFO]...

Oh neat. My PC actually exceeds the recommended specs for Overwatch. This may be the first time I've actually exceeded the requirements for a new AAA game.
Nice
Hmmm crap I'm getting hyped for overwatch
I don't wanna get hyped, being hyped just means I can be dissapointed :(
@Fluttershy Blizzard has generally been nice to 5 year old PCs.
@KevinvanderVelden With great hype comes great disappointability.
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Q: Can a monster be leveled so high that it can't be skilled up?

afeldsparWhen I've fed smaller monsters to target monsters to raise them to max levels (for example, raising a Pengdra to level 10 so that it can be evolved into a 2nd-level Pengdra) I have often gotten the message "Maximum Level Reached" with an accompanying warning that I can't perform any more Power-Up...

14:03
@MBraedley This is true! Still, it's not something I'm used to, so I'm happy about it. :3
What are the actual recommended specs (remembering that I'm at work so I can't look them up myself)?
I'm so conflicted about whether I should play in the pre-purchaser beta for Overwatch.
The one in early May.
I hear that any progress you make will be reverted.
Seems only fair
But while progress in game gets reverted, they can't remove the things you learned
Yeah, I wouldn't hold it against Blizzard for doing that.
Well... not yet
14:07
@StrixVaria That's the plan, I believe. But I'm okay with it. All you'll lose access to are some skins and poses and stuff.
@Fluttershy Do characters gain experience or whatever independently of each other?
Or is it just an overall account level?
what happens for certain is there are persistent per-character stats and an overall XP bar
@StrixVaria I'm honestly not sure. It isn't something I've paid close attention to in streams. D: I should though, because now I'm curious.
Apr 8 at 16:01, by MadMAxJr
I bought Overwatch. Eager to enjoy it for a few weeks then sob as everyone starts crushing me with their skills because they can put 12 hours a day into the game.
Reno of the office across the hall from me is still ongoing. Power drywall screedriver is less annoying than the miter saw, but still annoying.
14:29
I wish I was home playing Dark Souls. Or Battleborn.
@StrixVaria As far as I understand, no.
There's account experience, like summoner levels in League, but the characters themselves don't have any sort of persistent stats.
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Q: What is the best way to kill the actual ruler?

GalabycaTo kill my actual ruler, I made him a general and sent him many times in a one-man-army fighting against enemy's troops, but he doesn't die. I can't find clear informations about this subject. There is many contradictory tips on Internet : some say that you just need to send him alone to fight,...

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Q: What are some good multiplayer servers for Minecraft PE?

PenguinGeniusRecently, I have started to take an interest in Minecraft Hunger Games and other multiplayer competitions. I have done a bit of searching for servers, but haven't found much. Does anyone know any good servers that you would recommend?

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Q: Minecraft iron golem farm

JaconahI have started playing on my friends server and I was wondering what the best way to build an iron golem farm would be.. I have to iron golem spawners. I had two ideas, the first one would be 2 chunks wide (18 blocks) and go 3 chunks back (24 blocks) that way they don't have to die before more s...

@Yuuki ow
also a classic case of the "shit I need to get as far as awy from this as possible" instinct getting you directly in harm's way
a phenomenon I better know as "dodging rockets by strafing right into them"
@badp Yyyyep... Would've been fine had they not moved. :(
14:38
@Yuuki Ok, that makes me feel a little better about playing in a preview beta thingy.
There's a certain amount of irony being hit by a pedestrian crossing street sign
@PrivatePansy I bet he's cross now
@fredley pls
You know what else has positive connotations due to killing hitler?
14:46
@KevinvanderVelden Crushing inevitability?
@KevinvanderVelden the US?
@KevinvanderVelden I was ready to give several more stupid answers
And it's even an actual name!
@fredley yes but that's not something new
Oooh, Final Fantasy IX released on Steam finally.
14:51
@fredley It's not a very pedestrian injury
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Q: What are the best legendary weapons to get at lvl 25-30 on borderlands 2

HunterI cant find any legendary weapons that are around my lvl and that are actually good. I have oppurtunity and lynchwood soo far but havent really been to them.

Didn't Hitler shoot himself?
@PrivatePansy The signs were there all along
@fredley pls
The proportion of messages I get that are "@fredley pls" from @badp, or "cc: @fredley" from @Unionhawk is approaching 100%
14:53
@Unionhawk pls
@fredley So you mean they can be replaced with very small shell scripts
@PrivatePansy so long as you can figure out the triggers
@badp I say something awful, or Britain does something awful: "@fredley pls"
@badp Sounds like a good machine learning summer project
@badp pls
14:55
Alternatively I could just it to reply at random intervals
To random comments
It'll probably be right at least some of the time
Which is a good enough approximation of @badp
@PrivatePansy yes, he poisoned himself first though
tbh I'm happy that you're working to make sure that my benevolent dictatorship can extend well beyond my inevitable demise
SOON, VERY SOON, SUN WILL NEVER SET DOWN ON THE @BADP EMPIRE
Here lies @badp - obsoleted by a very small shell script
@PrivatePansy But can a shell script make art?
@PrivatePansy picture of @badp enjoying his retirement at 26yo, lying on some exotic beach
15:00
Well @badp can't, but what about ART?
I hate you, Pro*C
@badp I'm sorry, but I'm having difficulty picturing this. Do you have any accompanying ART?
Do you not support explicit joins?
@PrivatePansy maybe later
I'm ARTING some Perl together
(or more specifically, full outer joins)
15:04
The idea of @badp applying his considerable artistic skills to programming scares me
I didn't even know there was a programming language with freehand circles as a built in data type.
3
@Ronan what did you think sigils were
According to this my query should compile.
@badp Touché
%ed = map {$_ => checkmate $_} @theists;
15:10
@badp Some of those variables are getting a little long there...
(that's a map operation that produces output in a 1-to-2 ratio for those keeping score)
(as in, n values come in, 2 n values come out)
(why are you keeping score)
@badp Considering it's making a hashmap that's entirely reasonable.
@Ronan it really isn't
ed = {x: checkmate(x) for x in theists} is the python equivalent.
right
15:14
@badp Ummm... You're assigning it to a hash, so yes it is.
so what happens if checkmate $_ returns ()
or 2 things
or m things
in Python, the code doesn't break
I think the perl answer is just not to do that.
because a tuple is a data structure
Perl's list flattening is the worst, yes.
but it isn't even "flattening"
lists didn't have any depth to begin with
I mean graphically speaking you're flattening them
but if you think of it as a flattening operation, you're gonna have a bad time
15:17
If checkmate returns 2 things, you get back:
{a => (b, c), d => (e, f)}
Which is just:
(a,b,c,d,e,f)
Which as a hash is:
{a => b, c => d, e => f}
but it never at any point was (a => (b, c), d => (e, f))
there wasn't some sort flattening step
I think it's more like
Nerds
Why are we trying to make sense of @badp's checkmate atheists code
Or checkmate theists, whatever
@badp Not programmatically no, but conceptually yes.
Better question, why are we trying to make sense of @badp
2
15:21
@Unionhawk because we like challenges.
This is not a challenge, this is a fool's errand
This is like trying to defeat Asylum Demon with the sword hilt
@badp Wait. Can a function return 2 things? Can't it only return a reference to an array of 2 things?
@Ronan yes
0> sub checkmate { 'game', 'over', shift }
1> map { $_ => checkmate $_ } qw(fredley ronan unionhawk)
$res[0] = [
  'fredley',
  'game',
  'over',
  'fredley',
  'ronan',
  'game',
  'over',
  'ronan',
  'unionhawk',
  'game',
  'over',
  'unionhawk'
]

2> my %ed = map { $_ => checkmate $_ } qw(fredley ronan unionhawk)
$res[1] = [
  'fredley',
  'game',
  'over',
  'unionhawk',
  'ronan',
  'game',
  'unionhawk',
  'game'
]
4> for my $key (keys %ed) {say $key . " => " . $ed{$key}}
fredley => game
@Unionhawk Did you play any more Souls last night? :3
I'm glad I don't understand perl
15:29
all functions take lists as inputs and return lists as inputs
lists are just a plurality of things
@Fluttershy I did a lot of falling off ledges and stuff and got literally nowhere, but yes
so it is legal to return 0 things, which is different from returning undef, which is different from returning a reference to an empty array [], which is different from returning a reference to an empty hash {}
"It is legal to return 0 things" I need to use that argument in court
also, depending on whether or not you're throwing the result away, using the result as a scalar and using the result as a list, different things happen
and the function can know how the return value is going to be used, and it can do different things depending
@badp Well fuck.
@badp Yeah I knew that bit.
15:32
including but not limited to changing the meaning of , from a separator to the C "operator" that evaluates the left hand argument (how, though? I dunno. I guess void context) and returns the right argument
Welp. Even the one bit of perl that I thought made moderate sense turns out to be horribly broken.
in general I deal with this by avoiding @arrays and %hashes as much as possible
@badp Hah yeah.
much much much better to deal with de/referencing hell
I just avoid perl.
15:34
$array = [stuff]; $hash = {stuff};
Just use python, it's way better
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, but if you're looking for a dynamic language beginning with 'P', it's way down the list.
@fredley I... I... how
HOW DO YOU KEEP ALL YOUR BACKUPS WRITEABLE?
@StrixVaria I can stream on PS4. Not sure if I can stream to twitch through that, though/.
15:39
IS THAT NOT THE POINT OF BACKUPS. THAT THEY ARE SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN THE MACHINE THAT CAN DIE?
@fredley Wow. He dun goofed
@KevinvanderVelden What's a backup?
Looks like this is the original source for the story: serverfault.com/questions/769357/recovering-from-a-rm-rf
> wrote on a forum for server experts
PSSH
@KevinvanderVelden It says they were remote mounted as part of the script
15:41
That's defamation and slander
so's your face
@Unionhawk Sounds like you're figuring out how the game works! :D
@TimStone How dare they call it a forum
I know, right?
@SaintWacko if they're connected to the machine you are working on then they aren't backups, they're part of what you should be backing up
15:42
Troll youtube links are so much less effective when they go to an ad first
Even remote linked
I'm pretty sure there's such a thing as insert access anyway.
@KevinvanderVelden Well then how do you back up to them if they're not connected to the machine?
@SaintWacko well, connected as in part of the file system
I mean, he definitely screwed up by only having the one backup
15:43
So you can connect via a TCP connection to a backup software
Or as a special bit in the file system where you only have access to creating a new file
@fredley holy crap
@SaintWacko see also the answer on the question for a good implementation
@Fluttershy I think dex/int is going to be a thing, since I have heard dex is good, and I have seen that fire is pretty good too
He must be trolling , can't rm -rf / without --no-preserve-root — Phyo Arkar Lwin Apr 11 at 9:56
I swapped if and of while doing dd. What to do now? — Marco Marsala Apr 11 at 7:02
Hi.

Does someone see a question out of scope here ? The only answer is perfect, but the question itself is downvoted and I'm asking me if I did an error.

Should I delete / flag it now I had an answer ?..

http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/262466/at-what-age-an-heir-become-the-ruler
15:48
@Unionhawk Pyromancy doesn't scale with int. It scales with the Flame itself.
All I can hear is Jeff Goldblum laughing.
if he did delete everything, dd would have been deleted
so I'm going to blame troll mastermind @fredley
@fredley pls
@Galabyca question seems perfectly cromulent. Downvoters gonna downvote. Don't sweat it if it's not up in the 6:1 or greater ratio range.
@Galabyca only thing I can think of is that users might think the answer can easily be found in a manual or wiki. Not sure about the manual, but the wiki doesn't provide any quick answers. I wouldn't worry about it.
6:1 seems a good ratio for the answer I got. I'll keep it on my mind. Thanks to both of you.
I new here and I just care to fit in the rule. :)
15:54
cc @Unionhawk
Wait... At least, that's how I'd always understood Pyromancy. It goes off the Mag Adjust on the Flame itself, and any bonuses from int are either non-existent, or negligible.
@Fluttershy True for Dark Souls 1.
@Yuuki cc @Unionhawk
> Scarlett Johansson stars in the highly-anticipated upcoming film Ghost in the Shell, based on the manga series by Masamune Shirow. A lot of people weren't too keen on that casting because she's not Japanese, which is a valid criticism. Perhaps another — and admittedly far less important — criticism of this movie is that it has a very small wig budget.
@StrixVaria I can stream DArk Souls 3 to Twitch, so I may set that up, if you're interested. Not sure if I heada headset I can us ethough.
15:56
@PrivatePansy It's been awhile but outside of the setting, I can't remember anything about Kusanagi's personality that really shouted out "JAPANESE!"
@Fluttershy Oh. Well then
@Yuuki That's not really the point.
@PrivatePansy but who did they cast as the blue bots with attitudes?
@Unionhawk That said, if you already put points into Int, I wouldn't worry too much.
I put like, 1 point in
Exactly 1, even
15:58
@Yuuki True, but it still feels like whitewashing
1 into dex, 1 into fortitude, 1 into int
@GodEmperorDune Tachikoma
Since I figured health is a good thing to have
I need to rewatch GITS
@Ronan Then it feels kinda hypocritical to complain about Scarlett's casting and defend Michael B. Jordan's casting in F4.
15:58
@KevinvanderVelden yeah, those ones
also I've come to a conclusion
@PrivatePansy And plus, there's nothing about the character that screams AMERICAN
Because Johnny Storm was white in the comics. Does that mean he has to be played by a white actor?
I will have to come to terms with her voice not being Mary Elizabeth McGwyn. :|
15:59
The most frustrating people to work with as a developer, are folks who are clearly not qualified for their job, are aware of it, so they just generate all this bullshit work for the dev team to make it look like they're doing something effective.
@GodEmperorDune I need to know that too
@Yuuki I mean, F4 films are awful and to be ignored, so

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