The Bridge

Dragonrage

16:00

@Wipqozn if you have to do that while falling, you will die

also valid close reason would be not a real problem

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Also I am not a Tim

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko You are now

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn I am not

Dragonrage

btw while you are there, you should make sure the review queues are cleared

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage It could be a real problem in the future though

Thing is, if you're falling in an elevator you can't wait to ask and answer, you need there to already be an answer there

oh that's what's going on

Dragonrage

16:06

did badp update the description again?

Unionhawk

Holy crap

What

That's amazing

two bugs

@Yuuki I think this looks neat

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Open-source survival game?

I'm working on a project involving neural networks, and we thought we could test how they would work in survival situations, which seems the most logical situation to put them into. For this, we would need an open source game so that we could code a small API to let the game communicate with ou...

pc

Unionhawk

/r/shittykickstarters

Presented without further comment

Also presented without further comment, this:

Arperum

16:22

@Unionhawk Your comment about not commenting counts as a comment.

two bugs

Hm, that raises a good point. There needs to be some way to signify you aren't commenting on something

Yuuki

#Driveby

user15026

@SaintWacko my sister is also getting married in October!

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn Ooh!

user15026

I am her maid of honour and I am learning just how much stuff goes into a wedding.

Dragonrage

16:26

my sister is not getting married in October

user15026

There is a lot of planning!

two bugs

Weddings are a crazy amount of work

And they can be super expensive

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn Congratulations!(?)

two bugs

A few months ago one of my coworkers got married in Hawaii. It sounded like a great experience for them but the buildup was insane

Dragonrage

i assume this is about unreleased content?

Tim Stone

16:27

@Unionhawk Oh man, some of these are so ridiculously bad it's great

Yuuki

@Dragonrage I don't think new DOOM is out yet, so yes that should be closed.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki i didnt know if it had been released yet, but from the wording, i assumed it wasnt

two bugs

Wow I was about to VTC it but I left a comment first

You're all monsters

Hm, is HNQ slightly broken for anyone else?

Oh it's not HNQ, the icons for each site are all "3D"

Yuuki

@twobugs Am currently on mobile.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Will split-screen mode be available in new DOOM?

Will split-screen mode be available in new DOOM at consoles? Is it known?

doom

GnomeSlice

16:34

Pay me thousands of dollars to read some books

Yuuki

> Should women receive tuition reimbursements for literature courses where syllabi include more male authors than women authors?
Yes, thanks for asking.

wat

user15026

Wait what why

Yuuki

Something something, newest wave feminism.

user15026

I am happy it was suspended

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage Yup. Good call.

@twobugs that's why yo ushould never leave comments. You miss out on that sweet, sweet VTC thrill.

ardaozkal

16:37

@GnomeSlice are we on the same subreddit atm? I saw the same a few minutes ago in /r/shittykickstarters

Wipqozn

only thing better than VTC is deletion.

Unless you're a mod, in which case user bans and deletions are obviously more enjoyable

Yuuki

It's so strange how anti-discrimination activism has wrapped so far around that they're now indistinguishable from pro-discrimination.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki eh, I wouldn't say that

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal Yes, bc somebody here just posted the sub I think

Unionhawk

lol

Wipqozn

16:39

Just that you only really see or hear the extremists

and the crazies

Yuuki

Take care when gazing into the abyss and all that, I guess.

Dragonrage

it feels slightly weird to vtc on arqade as ive been flagging things for so long. so im being extra careful that im not overzealous in closing things.

ardaozkal

100000$ for jetpack, delivered soon on 2020, by Superman!

Dragonrage

its nice that there is a skip button, and other users that can make a decision

Unionhawk

The site is being error

Dragonrage

16:40

@twobugs they are broken for me

Unionhawk

The entire site is error for me right now

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I would.

In many cases

anyway work

Dragonrage

68

Q: All Stack Exchange site logos are showing up as the 3D Printing one

This just started happening on non-meta sites: Meta Stack Exchange's logo in the "Featured on Meta" section seems to have been replaced with some site's logo. Mousing over the icon does produce "Meta Stack Exchange" as normal, and the link works. It even happens in the reputation and inbox dr...

bug design logo

someone broke the site.

I blame @Wipqozn

Fluttershy

Oh wow. Harvard was disqualified from Heroes of the Dorm for cheating. :o

Wipqozn

IN OTHER NEWS

back to work

Dragonrage

16:44

either it was @Wipqozn, or @TimPost lost something more than his keys

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: what to do with refined items in hoppers in elite dangerous

i've been mining in elite dangerous, but now my refinery is full, and the 2 slots in the hopper are full as well. one of them is indite (28%), and the other is uranite (refined). I've now got no idea what to do, because venting them loses the items, and I don't want that to happen, but because th...

elite-dangerous

Unionhawk

arg

ARG

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Oh my.

two bugs

@Fluttershy What'd they do?

Unionhawk

stupid, error

ERROR

two bugs

16:46

rror

Unionhawk

I want to answer that but error

Yuuki

@twobugs Looked it up and "account sharing"?

user15026

Oh yeah, stuff is broken right now. People are aware.

Dragonrage

two bugs

@AshleyNunn I'll answer your Earthbound thing ASAP!

user15026

16:47

@twobugs I appreciate it!

two bugs

Basically there are a few options. Sleeping always does, you've probably seen the butterflies? Touching one restores 20pp to every party member

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn I figured, but it's still a thing that I will complain about and also check SO to see if people are being hilarious on Twitter about developer productivity

Dragonrage

well seeing as the starlist doesnt have any errors, they must not be happening

Unionhawk

SO is not broken so no such hilariousness is occurring

Dragonrage

its all in your head

two bugs

16:49

Man I hope this is fixed soon

I want to answer

ardaozkal

lol web.archive.org/web/20130820074024/http://www.indiegogo.com/…

user15026

@Unionhawk oh, I mean it more "there are already meta posts etc" and SO is kinda broken. It's just so far less broken than the rest.

ardaozkal

ooh damn, this is impacting the whole SE

Unionhawk

Yeah, I can load questions on SO

Dragonrage

well, seeing at the arqade is broken, i guess i have to actually do work

Fluttershy

16:50

@Yuuki Yeah. ToS violation for one, but they actually shared their account during the tournament, supposedly.

Unionhawk

So that means that nobody is making "im a dev and i cant do any work bc so is down" jokes

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk well, my company uses our own platform that we created, so SO isnt as helpful for me as it is for others.

two bugs

Arqade is back

Yuuki

Dragonrage

my company being the company i work for, i dotn actually own it

Yuuki

16:52

Yes, that is actually Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at a pro wrestling match.

Dragonrage

@twobugs yay, now i can go back to being unprodutive.

StackExchange

We are aware of issues on the network right now with loading questions and browsing. They are being actively investigated.

Tweeted by StackStatus on March 28, 2016 at 4:39 PM

A production build fixing all sites is rolling out now. ETA: 2 minutes.

Tweeted by Nick_Craver on March 28, 2016 at 4:49 PM

A fix has been rolled out and is currently deploying. We should be back to your normal programming soon.

Tweeted by StackStatus on March 28, 2016 at 4:52 PM

Unionhawk

Thanks, @OKAY,PANIC except you lost your name

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk Right, what happened to that?

Unionhawk

iunno, I blame @badp

Ronan

16:53

@SaintWacko I might have broken it.

Unionhawk

God dangit

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I refill my PP?

Sleeping in a hotel seems to refill my HP but not my PP. How do I refill my PP? Do I have to sleep in a certain place or use a certain item?

earthbound

0

Q: Can I Watch non-PS4 Twitch Streams on my PS4 (in the UK)

Currently the PS4 Twitch App is not supported in the UK (or if it is they've hidden it really well). You can watch PS4 streams via the PS4 built in streaming app. Is there any way to watch stuff like the Loading Ready Run Magic Pre-Prerelease?

streaming

Unionhawk

This is why we can't have nice things

Ronan

I was making it not post replies anymore.

And only mods can change names.

badp

I'm sure you kept a link to his avatar handy

Unionhawk

16:55

Aha

SaintWacko

@Ronan You monster

Unionhawk

Probably not

two bugs

@AshleyNunn CONSIDER YOURSELF LEARNED

badp

so that I can easily put it back in place

DID YOU MAKE A BACKUP @RONAN

StrixVaria

I did a thing.

It should hopefully be fixed.

two bugs

16:55

Surely there is a repository of modabuse

Ronan

@badp NO I'M THE WORST!

Unionhawk

@twobugs There should be

Dragonrage

@Ronan i thought @Wipqozn was the worst.

StrixVaria

It doesn't fix retroactively, though, so we will always have to live with @Ronan's betrayal.

Ronan

@StrixVaria BETRAYAL!

Fluttershy

16:56

@Lazers2.0 @AshleyNunn Drink water, or any beverage really. Caffeine helps.

:D

badp

btw don't you have the edit button for feed bots

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria well, look at his name, did you expect anything less from a masterless samurai?

Ronan

@badp Yeah, I edited it and then the feed deleted itself.

badp

@Ronan wat

Ronan

Maybe because the URL was too long or something.

two bugs

16:57

@Fluttershy More accurate than you intended :)

badp

:/

Wipqozn

First @lazers, now @OKAYPANIC, will the mandess never end?

#botrights

Unionhawk

Probably not

badp

#botlivesmatter

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn #makebotsgreatagain

SaintWacko

16:58

#feelthebot

StrixVaria

In other news, it is silly that you can't pick an existing bot to post a feed. You have to make a new one.

badp

StrixVaria

There are at least 3 different OKAY, PANIC.s.

badp

yesss

two bugs

Art? y/y

@Wipqozn No, the "mandess" will never end

Also help I'm being abused

I waited the two minutes so he can't edit it without cheating

SaintWacko

17:00

I'm botting in Minecraft right now

badp

@StrixVaria as a feature it hasn't been prioritized

we used to have both questions and meta questions posted by the same lazers because I asked either Marc of balpha nicely.

SaintWacko

I built an afk fish farm

badp

then we stopped having nice things.

Unionhawk

prepares star cancelling hand, aw

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk rekt

NO PANHANDLING FOR STARS

badp

17:01

@twobugs art is mandatory

Dragonrage

you guys are monsters, do you have no love for bots?

Unionhawk

We have love for manual mod/owner abuse

Which includes the creation of feed personalities

Sterno

I'm getting so hyped for DS3. 14 more days to go :(

badp

@Sterno I thought DS4 came out a couple years ago

Dragonrage

this adorable robot cat needs your help

Unionhawk

17:03

New season of Archer in the mean time

badp

I guess you're really excited about that light bar

Sterno

I don't even know what game you're pretending to confuse it with.

Now, if you'd said DS9, then I'd have something

two bugs

@Sterno The Dual Shock 3

ardaozkal

@Dragonrage not a scam ofc

also why the f is se still broken

two bugs

@Unionhawk Did you watch all of it? I was getting kinda tired of Archer in the first season. It seems like it just makes a lot of the same jokes over and over

ardaozkal

17:06

nvm was accessing from aspx error link

Yuuki

Dark Souls III: Boxing Edition 1080p60

►

Dear god, that looks so smooth.

cc @Wipqozn

SaintWacko

@Sterno DS9 is the best DS

Unionhawk

@twobugs It does yeah, it's not for everyone

see also: @fredley

two bugs

I mean, it's funny, but I felt like it was getting formulaic in season one

user15026

@ardaozkal because stuff takes time? Patience is a virtue and all of that.

user15026

17:08

@SaintWacko I have been watching a lot of DS9 lately

Sterno

@twobugs Welcome to Archer

They run jokes into the ground, then make a joke about running it into the ground and run that joke into the ground.

SaintWacko

@Sterno Sounds like the Bridge!

Sterno

It's funny, then not funny, but then comes back around to funny.

ardaozkal

@AshleyNunn SE has a great dev team and solve issues in very short timespans, them taking a lot of time to fix would mean something bigger was broken, which we wouldn't want, however I was accessing through the error link, hence it wasn't loading.

user15026

@ardaozkal so your complaining was extra unwarranted. Good to know.

Sterno

17:10

Speaking of running jokes into the ground: cc @fredley

5

badp

@fredley pls

two bugs

You all are going to get such a Fridaying

Sterno

@twobugs So, a normal Friday?

Unionhawk

I mean @Sterno participates in Friday more than @fredley

Sterno

@fredley took over Fridaying for me when I had a one-year no-Fridaying policy

badp

17:23

at this point I feel that the only way to increase Friday suck would be to halt all Fridaying immediately

this will both give us the feeling that the mother of all fridaying is being prepared and deprive us of an important cultural phenomenon

Fluttershy

@Sterno How do you think I feel? I'm as hyped for Overwatch as you are for Dark Souls 3, and that's even longer to wait! ;-;

badp

truly a fate worse than Friday

ardaozkal

how big is hearthstone?

uugh damnit

I can't login to bnet

I doesn't accept SMS or 2FA code

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: If I cancel a technologie research, will it keep the technologies points spent?

Let suppose two researches I want to do : A and B. I cancel the actual research A to start researching B. Then, B is finished so I restart A. Will it restart from the beginning ? Or thechnologies points are stored for older researches I didn't finish ?

factorio

ardaozkal

nvm it was just a bug with chrome- I cleaned cache files a while ago, some websites didn't like it

Sterno

17:30

@Fluttershy On the plus side, you won't ruin your own game experience by watching people stream it for now

@badp This is the weakest attempt at reverse psychology ever.

IT JUST MIGHT WORK

two bugs

18:04

@Fluttershy You're a monster for hyping me on Overwatch

The Bridge is a really bad community because we all just hype each other up for video games

Sterno

@Fluttershy was already a monster for being the first one to link Rebecca Black in here

Unionhawk

I forget what all I need to set up for stardew valley

StrixVaria

How common do you think your reply will be?

Tweeted by notch on March 28, 2016 at 12:54 PM

Meta-poll.

badp

@StrixVaria those have all been done before I think

GodEmperorDune

@badp like freakanomics where they figured out how many people were named with some variant of "unique"

spoiler alert - it's quite common

djsmiley2k

18:12

Are you going to answer?

Tweeted by djsmiley2k on March 28, 2016 at 6:11 PM

I can do it too.

GodEmperorDune

all these things are asking me to sign into twitter before I can pollute the poll results

grrr

djsmiley2k

:O

GodEmperorDune

let me troll anonymously, twitter

Yuuki

Random subreddit -> /r/sloths -> RIP @OrigamiRobot

Sterno

I've only ever tweeted one thing in my life. And I'm pretty sure it was a Bridge quote

GodEmperorDune

18:14

@Sterno i've only ever tweeted one thing in my life. And I'm pretty sure it was urmom

cc @Wipqozn

Sterno

That sounds bad, but I'm afraid to consult UrbanDictionary to find out.

djsmiley2k

oh yeah

did we figure out who the other tims were?

Sterno

I bet @TimStone is a Tim.

djsmiley2k

we have himon our list

and @aytimothy

and me D:

Tim Stone

@Sterno An intriguing prospect, at least

Sterno

18:21

The is the only other Tim I know

Dragonrage

someone who plays stardew should edit this gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/260564/…

murgatroid99

@Sterno Ah, the old days before the color pie was a thing

Yuuki

@Dragonrage Edit it... how?

Dragonrage

@Yuuki title.

StrixVaria

@murgatroid99 Blue doesn't still have pinging? :P

Dragonrage

18:24

i may be wrong, but the title seems very misleading compare to the question

Yuuki

Eh, it describes the question fairly well and isn't as contrived as some other misleading question titles.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria No, that's a distinctly red ability

Unionhawk

Yeah, it's fairly pretty much all right

StrixVaria

I remember in Apocalypse (when I first started playing) there was a 1/1 for UR that did the same. Like a transition as they were settling into the color pie.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria Razorfin Hunter?

StrixVaria

18:27

@murgatroid99 Yep, that's it.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is there a pattern to the "What's This?" message?

Some objects cause the Game Boy Horror to display "What's This?" when the object is scanned. They may only do this some of the time. Is there a pattern? An example object is the laundry basket in the Laundry Room.

luigis-mansion

1

Q: Does my chicken like to be touched?

I recently unlocked the chicken coop and bought a chicken. I noticed that I can pet the chicken once per day and a little heart displays above its head. I've done this every day for almost an entire season and I'm not seeing any benefits from it. Does petting it serve any sort of food production...

stardew-valley

StrixVaria

I played heavily from Invasion block through Mirrodin block.

GodEmperorDune

@Lazers2.0 inb4 HNQ

murgatroid99

Actually, literally every card with that ability is either at least partly red, colorless, or pre-Modern

@StrixVaria My first cards were Mirrodin theme decks

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune inb4 dumb com-- well, dammit too late for that

StrixVaria

18:30

@murgatroid99 My first cards were an Ice Age starter deck I got as a gift, which I didn't know what to do with for a long time so I just used them to build card castles as a kid because of the thick stock. Then in high school a bunch of other kids were playing and I got into it for real.

Fluttershy

@Sterno I've linked it a couple of times sure. But you should just change your name to Rebecca Black for as many times as you've done it. :P

StrixVaria

Onslaught was my favorite block, although a lot of people hated it.

Sterno

@Fluttershy I don't think there's a legal basis for that.

StrixVaria

The Legion small set that came right after was 100% creatures.

GodEmperorDune

> It's @sterno, @sterno, gotta get old with @sterno

@GnomeSlice new TPB season is on netflix

Fluttershy

18:34

@Sterno I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure you've hyped Friday more than Dark Souls 3, so I think that you are officially Rebecca Black now.

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune But I think he's already married.

Sterno

@Fluttershy By that logic, I think that makes @Wipqozn my mom. Possibly the mom of everyone on The Bridge.

Fluttershy

@StrixVaria Aaah, Invasion... I remember that set. I used to think Devouring Strossus was a good card.

Yuuki

If @Wipqozn is Mom, then WHO WAS DAD?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki you don't need to marry him, just get old

Fluttershy

18:35

@Sterno Pretty much, yeah.

Sterno

But... I didn't get @Wipqozn anything last year for Mother's Day. Now I feel awful. I'm a horrible son.

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno but @Wipqozn is an even more terrible mother, so it works out

Fluttershy

And everything is fine once again.

Yuuki

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki y u do dis

Yuuki

18:41

Why does everyone make these burgers that are waaaay too tall to fit in your mouth?

Tim Stone

They're just too big because you aren't trying hard enough

Unionhawk

Yeah clearly this is your fault

Dragonrage

@Yuuki maybe you need a bigger mouth

Fluttershy

There's no such thing as a burger that's too big.

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Burger that's way too tall to fit in your mouth =/= burger that is too big.

I'm from Texas, no one here gets to talk to me about portion sizes being too big.

Frank

18:46

Spam

Fluttershy

@Yuuki Ever heard of Lambert's Cafe?

Frank

Stealing a partial answer from another answer, and then adding their link.

GodEmperorDune

> Let's try with your left hand. or maybe you'll be amphibious

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Nope.

And searching on Google looks like they're in Alabama and Missouri only.

And they're known for throwing hot rolls at their customers.

Fluttershy

@Yuuki I knew they had a non-Missouri location, but thought it was Texas instead of Alabama. :(

Anyway, their portion sizes are ridiculously large. So I'd be curious to see how they stack up to a Texas portion. :P

Oh, there's on in Florida, too.

Yuuki

18:50

Well, for one, I don't think I've seen a local steakhouse that offers a steak smaller than 12 oz.

Every one that does has always been a chain.

Fluttershy

The taco salad at Lambert's is the size of a regulation basketball.

Frank

@Fluttershy Now THAT is a Taco Salad.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I change Portal 2 subtitle language?

I'm a native English speaker (born in US to Swedish parents) and I run a Swedish YouTube channel. Would it be possible to set Portal 2 CC to Swedish? I've set the language in Steam to Swedish (Right-Click on Portal 2 > Properties > Language > Swedish (Sweden)) but that only changed the interface...

portal-2

Fluttershy

They also have unlimited sides, like okra, macaroni and tomatoes, and fried potatoes. And rolls that are thrown at your head.

Unionhawk

wat

srs?

GodEmperorDune

18:56

@Unionhawk ya rly

Dragonrage

you guys are making me hungry

djsmiley2k

wow someone voted on my poll, and truthfully :O

Dragonrage

@djsmiley2k i also voted on your poll truthfully

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