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00:03
now, now, THESE are results
user15026
@badp What is this from?
double maximum overflunk + your life has been a lie and you're actually running most games off the integrated GPU think because fuck you that is why
It's still not picking up on the GPU, check your Nvidia settings you fool
Or amd settings, as applies
@Unionhawk yes yes it has
It's now just a bug with the results window
I checked with GPU-Z
framerate went from 15~ to 40-50
00:06
which still is only half of target
I'm ready!
But my wallet isn't
user15026
I suspect I won't be ready in terms of gear or wallet :P
@TimStone do bear in mind that thing about the USB ports
Boo-urns!
though I dunno if it's more of a problem for the Rift
00:08
@badp I just need a handful of USB 3.0 ports, right?
wasn't it the Rift that required something like eleventy USB-3 ports?
@badp 3x USB 3.0 ports
@badp wat
Oh
@MBraedley Wat I only have 3
so how do I get the nVidia settings to actually use the nVidia thing
And, also less than a lot of money
00:10
bloody NVIDIA-configuratiescherm
bloody MediaMarkt making the starting install of Windows in Dutch
I am planning on getting a GTX 980 in the near future. I just need to time it right, since the new cards have been announced.
bloody cr/laptops
I wonder if there just won't be a market for super-low-requirements VR games, probably just Doom ports and whatnot
@twobugs Those crazed aevitars murder me without even trying.
VERY LARGE UNTEXTURED BOXES ADVENTURE
DEATH SIMULATOR 2016
HEAVEN SIMULATOR 2016 (like the above but the screen is #fff instead of #000)
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Q: Mobile site question list has extra padding

RobotnikThe mobile site seems to have extra spacing which is pushing the question text way out of alignment. Here it is on Firefox Android (logged in) And on Chrome Android (Cleared cookies and not logged in):: And repro'd on desktop with 'mobile' turned on: It appears that the .votes CSS class is...

00:15
VIRTUAL BOY GAMES BONANZA
MS-DOS PROMPT, VR EDITION
VIRTUAL VIRTUALBOX BOX
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Theory of Everything

Proposed Q&A site for amateur physicists, researchers and enthusiasts who would like to contribute towards finding the "Theory of Everything"

Closed before being launched.

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Ancient Civilisations

Proposed Q&A site for questions relating to ancient cities and cultures.

Closed before being launched.

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment if you are proposing a site, you might consider spelling the name right
user15026
@Dragonrage What's wrong?
@AshleyNunn *civilization
user15026
@Dragonrage They're both valid.
00:25
@AshleyNunn are they? never have seen it with an "s"
user15026
It's a UK vs US English thing
@Dragonrage It's a "humor/humour" thing. One is objectively correct, the other is objectively wrong.
Respectively.
user15026
@Fluttershy More u's and s's is always better :P
@AshleyNunn *are?
user15026
@Dragonrage Possibly.
00:27
"more of this is better" vs "more of these are better"
Alright now, this is The Bridge, a chat room about video games. This isn't the English Language SE chat room. :P
i think more of these is better is incorrect, but im not an english major
@Fluttershy this is the bridge, we do everything, except
@Dragonrage Or context, fun, games, lifehacks, poetry, and spoilers.
@Fluttershy lifehacks seems to crop up rather often though
user15026
@Dragonrage I was one, I till don't really care.
00:34
Do I want traditional wings or other
(I usually prefer boneless)
@Unionhawk Boneless.
Get the Mumbai Masala this time, and tell me how they are.
The new Humble Bundle is nice
Also, if you haven't tried Thai Curry, you owe it to yourself to do so.
00:34
Well, boneless aren't cheap, so it's bone in or other food
(is Tuesday not Thursday)
@Unionhawk Oh, right. It's traditional night. Dangit. :(
@PrivatePansy I might wait to see what it looks like next week.
Okay, other food tonight. BWW on Thursday.
@Unionhawk You want traditional because you're not a monster
@RedRiderX The BTA+2 thing is annoying if you want to wait though
00:35
Is Else Heart.Break() very good?
I want Sunless Sea so I bought it now
@PrivatePansy True
@PrivatePansy Hah that is pretty much why I would be buying it too.
I don't think they're adding anything to the BTA+2 tier though, so if you want anything from that tier just buy it now
Ah true
I'm kind of bummed that there are less soundtracks and more coupons this time around.
Trine has a great soundtrack. No idea about Sunless Sea
00:38
@TimStone yeah you're right
@Frank Yeah, you might want another 50+ skell or two and some gems
Not because traditional is better, but because I do want wings
@Fluttershy Oh, huh, they do have a new sauce labs flavour...
I appreciate the top contributor being N THE SUN THE SUN THE S
I posted that and I honestly expected it to go like @Brant posting "pick my pizza" and ending up with mushrooms, jalapeno peppers, and ham
00:41
Seems reasonable
I just came up with 3 random mostly mediocre pizza toppings
Where "ham" in my imagination is distinct from canadian bacon and is cubed
Making it clearly inferior to all other meat options
@Unionhawk try anchovies, pineapples, and pepperoni
Mushrooms and jalapenos are delicious though so I don't know what to say
Pineapple pepperoni actually sounds potentially good
inb4 "fruit doesn't belong on pizza"
@Unionhawk anything goes on a pizza
00:44
RIGHT?
some people just dont like certain things on a pizza
if you dont want fruit on a pizza, then you better not have tomato sauce on it. because tomatoes are fruits
I ordered a barbecue chicken pineapple pizza once and they fucked up my order and I ended up with a regular bbq chicken
But I didn't care enough to complain
@Unionhawk did you have to pay extra for the pineapples? because if i had to, i would complain, but if it was the same price i probably wouldnt complain
depends on how much i wanted pineapples on my pizza at the time
I got some second topping, and it was satisfactory
if it was someone else that wanted the pineapples, and i was sharing the pizza i would probably complain though.
i tend to get more annoyed when my friends get disserviced than if i do
00:52
I always order a medium pizza for myself because fuck getting half x half y
So I guess I have an extra Outlast key
If anyone wants it let me know
what kind of game is outlast?
Yet another survival horror thing
I think
I'm just really not into that kind of thing
And I've bought it twice now :P
@RedRiderX yea its not my cup of tea either
tea is also not my cup of tea
I'd much rather have a cup of fruit, personally
00:57
i believe i will instead its not my cup of coffee from now on
though a cup of fruit does sound good
I haven't done Bridge Pizza for a while.
user15026
@Dragonrage I like tea, I will have your tea
user15026
@Brant You've not. Although with the combos we've created, I'm not sure you'd want to - I vaguely recall us coming up with some unusual combos
@AshleyNunn you may have my tea if i can have your coffee, provided your coffee is dark and black
user15026
@Dragonrage Works for me, I'm not a big coffee person because I'm caffeine sensitive
01:01
@AshleyNunn caffeine barely effects me. it can take the edge off of tiredness and increase my metabolism a bit, but thats about it
The one with garlic actually wasn't bad
user15026
@Dragonrage Yeah....I'm the opposite of that.
@Brant presumably because garlic is amazing, unless you are a vampire
Garlic is pretty great
user15026
I love garlic on things.
01:14
Garlic is the best
It's like the opposite of @Wipqozn
@GodEmperorDune So you're saying that @Wipqozn is basically a vampire?
@PrivatePansy i will not fall for your clickbait
5 hours ago, by Dragonrage
@WIPQOZN IS DONALD TRUMP: DATA ACCEPTED
> DONALD TRUMP IS A VAMPIRE: DATA ACCEPTED
01:22
@RedRiderX but he is out during the day
@Dragonrage So are people in Twilight.
@RedRiderX thats twilight.
@Dragonrage and he looks orange in natural light
maybe he has a ring enchanted by a witch which protects him from sunlight
@RedRiderX TWILIGHT IS DONALD TRUMP'S BIOGRAPHY: DATA ACCEPTED
01:31
@Dragonrage Didn't they tell you?
Twilight is real life now
@RedRiderX if twilight is real life i dont want to live here anymore
@PrivatePansy as long as they are accidents right?
02:08
@PrivatePansy This clearly must be a universal constant
@Dragonrage Something something sunset before nightfall, something something quibbling.
02:21
> The last good thing Konami has released was Hideo Kojima :P
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I couldn't help but laugh at this comment over on Polygon
02:39
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Q: How do I sign into an unconfirmed Nintendo account?

BulbaTrainerGreenI've reformatted my 3DS and I forgot to confirm my email for my account and I lost everything I've bought, is there a way to sign into this account?

The Pursuer is a colossal cockbag
@Sterno He's actually really easy. You just need to avoid getting hit while also dealing damage to him.
I'm pretty sure that's the tactic for every boss.
@Sterno It is
03:00
I think I got my stream set up for WoW, dunno if anyone is bored enough to watch though
@Sterno I hate him. Easily one of the most annoying
And chapter 12 complete.
I do 78 damage a hit to him. Should only take about 30 hits without me getting hit in return
...it leaves more questions than it answers.
Is that the last one? I can't remember
'tis
Does the game actually explain the rest of it? Because I'm going to be irked if they just leave it hanging.
03:11
Nope. We just have to pray for the sequel to be localized
That post credits scene, eh?
...Is there going to be a sequel?
Well, there HAS to be, right?
I mean, they left roughly EVERY plotline unresolved
I would think so. But, damn. What good is it to play if nothing gets resolved?
Yeah, it was a fun game and I'm glad they tried new stuff but ultimately I think Blade was better by a big margin
Final boss music was pretty great though
I want that soundtrack.
The music when you're flying is awesome.
03:18
Xenoblade Chronicles X?
Yep
But with that, onto Fates!
@Fluttershy Thai curry is good, but they ignored my "extra sauce" order on the other thing I think
That drawstring bag is perfect for my Anker mobile battery, too.
@Unionhawk The other thing?
...orrrr I will wait for my 3DS to charge so it can update, and THEN I can play Fates.
03:33
@Fluttershy Mumbai masala or whatever
03:44
@Unionhawk Oh! I didn't know you actually got it. :o Was it good?
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Q: Gta 5 keeps restarting on Xbox one

J.gI need your help, my Gta 5 that I just got on the Xbox one store keeps restarting every time I start my game. I try to save with Franklin in bed and on the phone but it doesn't work. It seemed to work at first but now it won't. I keep going on and it goes to the beginning of the game. And it's on...

@Fluttershy like I said, dry, but that's likely an artefact of this bdubs messing up my extra sauce order
Either its similar to Thai curry but less spice or Thai curry is that overpowering
04:11
Seriously tho, I said extra sauce
user15026
:(
If their dry was better I'd order dry with extra sauce
Because that's funny
OR DRY WITH SAUCE ON SIDE
OR NO SAUCE EXTRA SAUCE
That sounds like a joke worth whatever the minimum wing order is on Tuesday Thursdays
(it's on the order of cheap)
04:41
i got jury duty
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Q: Which programming language is the Minceraft command system based off?

BenJust curious as to whether or not the command system is a unique language, or if it is based off another coding language; and if so, which one?

and trying to register online... it looks like their site was designed for a 600 px screen
why would you max width at 600 and have a scroll bar?!
@GodEmperorDune Because we hate you.
i guess i should be happy they have a website at all
05:07
Another fruitless raid night
But I murdered the DPS meters
That means I beat World of Warcraft
user15026
Hurray
user15026
@GodEmperorDune that sounds unfun
05:40
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Q: PC game where you posses the next person who finds your body?

Uriel ArvizuI remember watching years ago on the tv show Cybernet a review about a game where every time you died a random character would find your corpse and your soul would possess that character and you'd follow the game from there, as far as I remember this happened every time the main character dies. ...

06:20
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Q: How can you find better stuff in wasteland for fallout shelter

blacknight 27How do you find better stuff on fallout shelter, does it involve luck or something?

07:11
@Unionhawk a buddy of mine said it makes everyone a psychopath.... he loves it
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Q: Avocado Oil The Best Cosmetic Moisturizer For Skin Care

jamesvadfgThe Bonte Eye Serum incredibly important and first suggestion that you can follow to have reduce acne is to undertake an eating plan which benefits your overall Bonte Eye Serum health along with your skin as well. Normal foods that are now currently increasing popularity are normally not prepared...

08:00
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Proposed Q&A site for questions relating to the osCommerce CMS platform.

Currently in definition.

08:56
Morning.
@Arperum evening
09:30
@Arperum @GodEmperorDune Morning :)
@twobugs On the other hand the code which I've never wrote had amazing performance of running in O(0) time - it literally does no work
@PrivatePansy amazing! Great approach
Reminds me of a 'god sort' algorithm, where all the data 'was obviously put into that order by God and doesn't need sorting'.
Quantum bogosort - O(n) time sorting algorithm: shuffle array. If array is not sorted, destroy the universe and try again
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@Unionhawk now we just need a twitch chat mod
RUINED Kappa
BLESS KappaPride
09:42
@PrivatePansy Stealing my joke I stole from somewhere.
Something something great artists
something something great minds
something something fools rarely differ
@Fredley is that a diamond pork chop?
10:29
@Unionhawk Nexus has a bunch more. Including Darth Vader, Arnold Schwarzenegger and some anime chicks ...
10:49
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Q: Minecraft with Angband gameplay and RPG story elements - does such a game/mod exists?

HamishKLMy ultimate game would combine the randomly generated open world freedom and 3D engine of Minecraft with the massive catalogue of items/loots/flavours/uniques/mobs/shops and RPG elements and replayability of Angband. This game would play like a 3D version of Angband, either in a dungeon-based bio...

@Polyducks It is
@PrivatePansy @Ronan told it better
Also what happened to @Ronan's surname?
@fredley It's gone for some time now.
I blame @Ron's flakey Bridge presence
@fredley Your mum told it better
@PrivatePansy Wow, I got told
10:56
@fredley I'm here basically every weekday.
Mum? Or mom? Presumably mom isn't pronounced with the long o
Moom
Mum is British, Mom (mawm) is American
11:12
@fredley I lost it in the war.
Ronan the Roman
47 Ronan
GOOD mornING bridge
HOW are YOU toDAY
i HOPE you ARE well
unLESS of COURSE you ARE some SORT of SERial KILLer
"Gooding how you day hope are less course are sort serkill"?
In other news
I think we should run a "mod for a day" program, where users get a diamond for a day
Sort of like how schools have "Principal for the day"
I volunteer for the first day, on the grounds that I promise to abuse the temporary position.
11:20
Can I get "sysadmin for StackExchange for a day", too?
CM for a day? No wait, that would be terrible
Can I be @GraceNote for a day?
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Q: Jabba's Palace: Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga

hyperviper11How to enter Jabba's palace in Chapter 1 of Episode 6 in Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga?

@Wipqozn A day of dealing with double plus bad trolls? No thank you.
11:46
@fredley I'd just want to be her on a day off
@Wipqozn @GraceNote never takes days of, he's omnipresent.
@Wipqozn I'm not sure if she does take a day off. He seems to be quite active around here.
@PrivatePansy I have no idea what she would even do on a day off. My head canon is drawing a blank.
@fredley Go to baseball games
@Wipqozn How do we even know if he's a fan?
11:51
@PrivatePansy She went to a baseball game with a boyfriend once
That's literally the only non-Internet and non-video game activity I know she's done
She mentioned it in chat once
@LESSPOP_MOREFIZZ IS @GRACENOTE'S BOYFRIEND: DATA ACCEPTED
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12:09
@fredley The only person who likes baseball.
@Ronan Ever
@PrivatePansy Not even the players like it.
Not even your mom likes it
@Wipqozn She... really doesn't
I don't think I've ever seen her show any sort of interest in any form of sports
12:24
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Q: How to win a Rot victory in Armello?

MaximeHow am I supposed to win with a Rot Victory, knowing that the only way to earn Rot points is with cards, but the King gains Rot points every turn. So how can I have more Rot points than him?

Hmmm, name suggestions for my new captain?
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Q: In Red Alert 95 "underwater" submarines don't take damage from nukes exploding above the water, is it legit?

user3025073I don't know anything about submarines in the real world but they dive at a depth of several hundred feet, so are they affected by a nuclear bomb exploding above the water (density, pressure, stuff...) ?

@PrivatePansy "Captain very much not original"?
@Arperum Bit long in the tooth, no?
@PrivatePansy "Captain Boringpants"?
12:42
Captain Potato?
12:59
ADEQUATE REGULARCAPTAIN
Just dropped my kids at daycare. It's raining hard today. One of the moms was yelling at the front desk lady at daycare because "the parking lot is all wet." She was really irate about it. I guess she maybe thought the front desk lady had weather control powers.
It's snowing really hard here. I wonder who I should blame for that.
@twobugs Mother Nature. Duh.
Donald Trump. Or @Wipqozn
@Frank That's accurate, but not as meaningful because I've never met Mother Nature
13:13
@Sterno Wow
@Sterno I think the star list said Trump and I are the same person
@Wipqozn Yeah, I just saw that after writing it.
@StrixVaria I didn't get to read t all yesterday, and it was terrible. I've been reading so much lately, that going a day without it is like going through withdrawal.
I can't wait to get home tonight so I can just flip on my ereader and read some.
@Sterno Good.
I'm home sick today, which means more failing at DS2
Maybe in the next 8 hours I can kill the Pursuer
Damn @Sterno might get ahead of me in Dark Souls 2
What bugged me about the Pursuer is his pattern is really simple but a few of his attacks have really goofy hitboxes
Like how for his charge he can either do an easy to dodge swing or a hard to dodge swing
Or he has that 3 hit combo which propels him across the entire room
I really need 5 more strength so I can use a greatsword. Can't decide if I want to farm that before I tackle him again
13:21
The biggest problem I had with him is I just couldn't really damage him. So I had to slowly chip his health down for roughly 10 hours without making a mistake
Apparently to spite me, GIS.SE is being extremely polite to me with my recent question. You win this round, GIS.SE
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Q: Make a certain block unplaceable?

Bookmaster_VPI was wondering if there is a way to make a block such as bedrock or obsidian unplaceable in a certain area, because I wanted to give players creative mode for a game, but I don't want them to use bedrock or obsidian in their creations. Is there any way to make a block unplaceable using commands?

@Sterno Have you visited Heidis Tower of Flame yet?
@Wipqozn Briefly.
@twobugs Yeah. My hits currently do 78 damage. It looks like I'd need about 30.
13:33
@Sterno It's intended to be the area you visit after you beat the last giant.
@Wipqozn Before Pursuer?
@Sterno Yeah, he's actually an optional boss iirc
If you kill him you unlock a back door to an area, which let's you skip two (maybe three) areas.
That sounds about right. Can't you not even get to the Pursuer's area until you beat the Last Giant?
Since it gives you the soldier key
I would suggest beating him though, but just going through heidis tower of flame to get a few more levels first
I got mad at that tower but it's definitely next on my to-do list since the stuff you can accomplish in the area after Pursuer is limited
At least, from that entrance
13:39
@twobugs can't you keep on going to the next boss?
I know there's a locked door, but can't remember which side it locks from
Also the scholar of the first sin may have changed it
Alva armor best armor
@Wipqozn Didn't look like it for me. I found two new people who are my friends but more locked doors
@twobugs I definitely needed a key to get there.
Of course, this is Dark Souls. There may have been another way to do it without the key. But the path beyond that door seemed pretty small and straightforward
@twobugs no, you can't get there without being mister gian
I did see that at least two of the doors that you can open with the soldier key you don't actually need the soldier key for
One you can break down, and the other you can get enemies on the other side to open
13:43
@Sterno Ah yes, those re the best doors
Right now my stats are all 6 except 15 str and 18 dex
So did you not beat the Last Giant? I'm confused
@twobugs He did
Want to get to 20 str, and then I'll probably do some other stats like vigor or something. Not sure what though.
That was a cool fight
He rips his own arm off to fight you
13:44
I hear you need adaptability but I don't really understand what it is
@twobugs I beat the last giant
@Sterno Increases your invul frames when dodging
He was pretty easy.
@Sterno My friend was saying that because I guess it improves AGL which is your dodging invincibility
I went Deprived so I was having some gear issues for a long time
13:45
He recommended getting it to ~15-20 for the main game
Thinking about getting Attunement to 10, too
@Sterno Adapt increases agility, which increases invul frames when dodging: darksouls2.wikidot.com/agility
I'm mainly doing a DEX build because I never really do that in Souls games. STR always has the coolest weapons, but DEX has some neat stuff too
Also how fast you drink estus flasks. Forgot about that.
@Wipqozn ...Really? Best fucking stat then
The base animation is SO SLOW
13:46
yeah, it's a great stat
At base it feels slower than Monster Hunter potion animation
And that's saying something
I'm not a fan of the fast travel
@Wipqozn You wot
@Sterno What don't you like about it? I'm a fan
Right now I'm using a spear which I find surprisingly effective
13:50
If you can get a good shield spears are very fun weapons
@twobugs Part of what was really cool about DS1 was the level design and shortcut discovery.
Fast Travel makes it mostly irrelevant
You still have that, though. You have to find an area before you can fast travel there
Dark Souls 1 arbitrarily limiting where you can travel just annoyed me more
@GraceNote I'll be you, and then you can be me
Oh that was a reply to something else
I can't find that message now though
Because it never existed
Well someone went to a baseball game with their boyfriend
13:55
Well, one awesome UI improvement is being able to use multiples of the same item at once (like souls)
Yahoo Weather: 90% chance of snow in the next 15 minutes
Stares out the window at blinding snowstorm Hm, sounds accurate.
S rank race, wins a pheonix down :D
Just used all my soul items and now I can switch to greatsword. Yay
Last time I had time off... I watched a movie with a friend.
@GraceNote I can't even find evidence of you going to a baseball game ever
13:59
@Wipqozn IS WRITING @GraceNote FANFICTION: DATA ACCEPTED
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I swear this is a thing that happened
Maybe it was @FAE

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