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12:00 PM
@fredley I'm waiting for the jontron brexit episode personally
okay this jontron kinda sucked
but hey if @GodEmperorDune wants the freshest jontrons sometimes that means stumbling upon jontrons that aren't quite as trons as they are jons
 
@Memor-X @fredley can
Oh I got inb4
 
12:21 PM
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Q: How can I sell a lot of items?

Fredy31Yesterday, I was trying to knock off the ? Markers in Skellige. You may know, a lot of them are smuggler caches, so I loot a buttload of armors and swords. When I'm so full I can't carry more, I go and sell the stuff to an armorer or Smith closeby. Thing is, I'm now high level and I get expensi...

 
12:41 PM
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Q: Can you play xbox 1 games on ps4

Bob BobI was just curious if you could play xbox 1 games on the ps4

 
@Lazers2.0 why would you think that?
 
@KevinvanderVelden There's the problem, don't think, just ask.
 
CC @retro
 
12:56 PM
@Lazers2.0 It is a valid question, even if it is a somewhat silly one
 
@Nzall Valid or not, it's still pretty stupid.
 
Maybe if you try and put a xbox exclusive into a ps4 it loads a comparable ps4 game.
 
there's no technical reason they couldn't build an Xbox emulator into the PS4.
but several legal/business reasons
(i assume)
 
@KutuluMike I would actually look at it from a different perspective: a developer that makes it so a game can be run both on Xbox and PS4 using the exact same files
 
that would probably be technically difficult.
the developer is at the mercy of the console vendors there
 
1:02 PM
Not to mention, packing duplicate files onto each disc so it runs on both systems leads to less quality, or much bigger capacity discs.
 
@Frank There are no stupid questions IMHO. We might think it's a stupid question, but for someone else, it might be a reasonable question, similar to "can I run Oculus games on a Vive?"
 
@Nzall There are always stupid questions.
Perhaps not in a teaching setting, but here? Oh, hell, yeah, there are.
 
@Frank I wouldn't duplicate the files, I would make 1 set of files, then 2 wrappers around those files that abstract out the differences between Xbox and PS4
 
It's 2PM. I knew even before watching the clock. Dammit tiredness.
 
@Nzall Good luck with that. The consoles would have to know about the compression algorithm, and support it.
 
1:04 PM
@Nzall Except that games on consoles are assumed to be optimized to all hell to run on the specific hardware.
 
@Arperum Fortunately for me, I have tomorrow off. Going to the Boekenfestijn in Mechelen
 
@Frank there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
 
Technically feasible? Sure. Practically feasible? Not really.
 
@Nzall If I get a good night sleep I'll be fine.
@Arperum cc @Sterno
 
@KutuluMike Nah, everyone has a brain fart or two.
 
1:10 PM
@Frank I'm not so sure whether "can Xbox games run on Playstation" is a stupid question. If you're young of age or haven't come into contact with either so far, you might wonder it
 
@Nzall In today's day and age, children are just going to take that as a given. If they're young enough to still ask that, they're too young to ask it here.
 
@Frank I don't know that. Maybe you never thought about getting a console up to puberty, or your parents wouldn't let you have one. There are plenty of parents who are opposed to gaming.
 
@Nzall And you're stretching to make an excuse for the question.
 
If you think it's a good question, upvote it. I think it's stupid, so I downvoted.
@Wipqozn How DO you manually update Firefox? It just does it automatically for me.
 
1:14 PM
@Frank It normally does, but you can actually turn that off
You can do it via the "About Firefox" window.
 
@Frank If you go look at the current version, you can force it to update.
 
@Wipqozn Yeah, just found it.
It's buried under a menu. I'm used to it being under Tools or Help.
 
Also I agree with @Frank that there's definitely a thing as a stupid question.
For example, how to clean your laptop with scuba gear is a really stupid question.
cc @Unionhawk
 
@Nzall Do you even believe this yourself?
 
SGR
The main limiting factor between playing an Xbox game on the PS4 is the fact that the PS4 uses a shit tonne of proprietary formats for everything
Textures, sounds, meshes, all propriatary
 
1:18 PM
@Wipqozn I mean, it does have a tank of compressed air you can use...
 
@Arperum I'm sure you've heard of parents who think video games are the devil in disguise
 
SGR
I think people downvoted my 'How do I get out of the bed' question in the SuMo tag because they thought it was a stupid question, but I genuinely spent 5 minutes googling how to do it when I started the game because I was so use to the old games
 
@GnomeSlice but it's literally life safety equipment.
Not figuratively, literally
 
Sep 4 '13 at 20:03, by Michael Dunfield
That is a timer he built to control my video game intake as a child.
Scroll up a few messages from that
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah but your dad is basically Tony Stark
 
1:20 PM
So it's honestly possible that there are teenagers who got all the way up to college age without knowing that videogames exist
 
SGR
@Wipqozn He built it in a cave with a box of scraps?
 
@SGR No, he has a giant hole in his chest and is slowly dying of palladium poisoning
He also has PTSD from his war against the Chitau-- err Vietcong
 
@Sterno He's all of our heroes.
 
@Nzall No. That would require them to have no social contact to any kids that play video games at all ever. Or any sort of media. Ever.
 
Yeah even I'm not buying this
But it could be a really old person
 
1:26 PM
Those kids will have bigger problems than if an XBoX can play PS4 games, they would be to busy being absorbed by the witchery that is an electronic device.
 
ooh
spez posted a tifu
 
SGR
@arda Main take away from that - you can now filter /r/all without RES
 
The only way I can imagine a kid in this situatian is that it grew up in the jungle with a tribe that has no contact with the rest of the world. Or lives in some village where they ritualy burn every single thing that even looks like it could contain electricity.
 
@SGR yea, but well, no reason to not keep res
@GnomeSlice your dad is a wizard
 
Ok thanks someone wanted me to ask — Bob Bob 5 mins ago
He's not a troll.
 
1:35 PM
@Nzall We never said he was.
 
Someone honestly had that question
 
We said it's a stupid question.
 
Well, someone had that question. It was a simple question, we consider it stupid
Because we are so aware of the matter
 
SGR
Reverse Dunning-Krueger effect?
 
@Nzall Yeah, we do. Because it's got an obvious, well known answer.
 
1:36 PM
But not everyone is so familiar with games as we are
 
An answer that's embedded into modern culture.
 
Are we still talking about this? Some people think it's stupid, some people don't, so express your opinion with votes.
 
@Frank Is it really that obvious, though. It is to us, but not to everyone
 
Oh my god are we seriously still arguing the... ethical implications of downvoting "can you play games designed for xbox on ps4" or whatever?
 
@Nzall Yes, it is. I'm done.
 
1:37 PM
@KutuluMike emulators generally need one or two orders of magnitude more performance than the thing they're emulating
 
@KevinvanderVelden well, I may have misinterpreted the question.
I saw "xbox 1" as "the first Xbox", when he probably mean "Xbox One"
 
You haven't, but I'm saying there is a very good technical reason you can't build an xbox emulator in a ps4
 
Seriously, if you ask the average parent from the babyboomer generation that question, I could honestly believe that a bunch of them wouldn't know the answer
 
Ooh yeah he probably meant xbone
 
I mean either way
 
1:39 PM
That said I don't think we can yet emulate an old xbox on a top of the line pc
 
@KevinvanderVelden I assume a PS4 has an order of magnitude better performance than the original XBox, so it wouldn't be a stretch.
I thought the "360 backwards compatibility" in the XBone was basically an emulator.
 
oh god no @Unionhawk changed his picture
 
@KevinvanderVelden Actually it looks like emulators exist anyway
it's x86
 
or whatever you call that lower-level "kernel-level emulation" stuff Microsoft has been into
 
@KutuluMike not really, more like a compatabillity layer between two very similar systems
 
1:40 PM
apparently
Or some... modified but x86 compatible thing?
I have no idea
 
The original Xbox had a 733 Mhz Pentium III. Considering advances in hardware and optimizations, a PS4 might have enough power to emulate it
 
> Custom 733 MHz Intel Pentium III "Coppermine-based" processor
 
No, yeah, it's a Pentium III lol
 
64 megs of ram, holy crap
 
I like @Unionhawk new picture
it's mod approved
DIAMOND APROVED
 
1:43 PM
@KevinvanderVelden I've seen images on the internet bigger than that
 
That's 15 years ago, there's now consumer PCs with 2048 times that
 
@RedRiderX It's Christmas in Fallen London!
 
Apparently, some guy stole a bucket of gold from an armored transport in New York late september, while one guard was getting his phone in the cabin and the other was picking something up at the building they were staying
 
mmm, coffee
 
2:03 PM
at the time of the first X-box, i had a 133 MHz Pentium 1 with a glorious 16MB RAM
 
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Q: What are, numerically, the benefits of chaining Pokémon?

DanmakuGrazerI know how to chain Pokémon and I'm aware of what unique traits the chained Pokémon can have, but how does each level of the chain affect things like hidden abilities, maxed IVs, and shininess?

 
@PrivatePansy Oh nice
 
There's the usual advent calendar - this year it's on an actual page so you don't have to dig through their Twitter feed
And we can send cards to each other.
 
@Wipqozn WTF NECRO THREAD
But yeah, not all heroes wear capes. Some build boxes that cut their kids off from video games.
 
original xbox was, historically speaking, gamechanging
console modding, online gaming, fps games, x86 consoles... oh and xbmc/kodi was born on xbox too.
 
2:17 PM
@arda I'd say the Dreamcast still more important in terms of being ahead of its time though
 
@PrivatePansy Oh nice that's great
 
GLADIOLUS WILL TASTE TEST THAT RECIPE FOR YOU, IGNIS
 
@PrivatePansy I have a card that will reduce suspicion, would you like it before the winds change?
 
Not particularly. I have the same card if you need it.
Also I failed a 96% check ha!
 
2:32 PM
@PrivatePansy Lol did you check the source of the advent page?
@PrivatePansy Nah I'm good
 
re: chocolate spoons. turns out they arent quite the brightest idea.
 
@arda git gud.
 
@arda No, now you just have a mocha
Which I think is the point.
 
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Q: Is there an alternative way to exit active hacks?

SlaterSo far while playing the game I've run into the same issue a number of times where I want to exit out of a hack such as controlling a forklift or camera while there is ongoing dialogue/news playing in relation to the story/mission. It just so happens that the only known button to exit out of th...

 
I really hate getting a notification for a lunch meeting 2 hours before lunch
@Sterno Yes
Also lunch meetings suck
 
2:39 PM
@Wipqozn I really hate when other people schedule meetings during my normal lunch time.
 
@Wipqozn It's not a Friday, so you're probably not getting fired.
 
@MBraedley Wait, what? Friday lunch meetings are generally "you're fired" situations?
 
In places with no notice period yes generally
 
@Arperum Well, Friday afternoons.
 
Also if there was any day for people to get annoyed enough with @Wipqozn to fire him it'd be friday.
 
2:41 PM
@MBraedley I see no use in doing that on a friday afternoon, but without notice period I might kinda see it.
 
@Sterno also, still hate you
 
@Arperum Some places also have the option of giving severance in lieu of notice.
 
Nov 11 at 20:06, by Kevin van der Velden
@Sterno that's not terrible
Seems like you changed your mind?
 
No, the fact that I'm still listening to it
Nov 18 at 19:48, by Kevin van der Velden
@Sterno also I hate you
 
@MBraedley Which is basically "you get payed for your notice period, but please don't come back"
 
2:43 PM
As in, GET OUT OF MY HEAD
 
@Arperum exactly
 
@KevinvanderVelden LOCK!
 
@Arperum Or as I like to call it "You have a paid holiday for the duration of the notice period"
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yes.
 
Excellent
 
idk why but I feel really weird today. i feel like speaking japanese (of course, in a terrible way), want to play osu and well, am watching anime and eating ramen atm. wth
 
shil-le-kah!
 
@fredley I already play the real life version of this with my kids shoelaces. And hair.
 
2:46 PM
The knot-funnest game ever
 
AND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
 
@Sterno This game should seriously have a christmas-light mode
 
@fredley that'd be pretty cool
With the lights coming on as you pull them out
I can't think of any game for which a christmas version would fit better
 
I pulled out an old string of lights this year, so how tangled it was, plugged it in and saw part of the string was out (which means a random bulb needed replacement), said "fuck it", and threw them in the garbage
LIFE IS TOO SHORT
#YOLO
 
@Arperum naah, celtic music time right now
 
2:53 PM
@KevinvanderVelden If we end up playing Civ tonight: if I suddenly don't react anymore: scream really loud or something , that probably means I fell asleep. But going to bed before 22:00 or so is not my thing.
 
So, any of you tried Watch Dogs 2 yet?
 
Is it out for pc yet?
@Arperum heh will do
 
@StrixVaria Yup. A VP scheduled a lunch meeting with about 20 people. We're looking into buying some new product with some british company, so I guess we want to wine and dine them?
 
@KevinvanderVelden yeah, it's been released a few days ago. Apparently it's better than the previous one
 
@Wipqozn ... Shouldn't the British company be wining and dining you?
I mean, your company would be the ones spending money on them.
Usually the company that does selling is the one that does the wining and dining.
 
2:57 PM
Better optimization, better gameplay, better story, better atmosphere
 
@Yuuki I've been wondering the same thing.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Exactly. Plus, when the water pipe is open, it provides drinking and fishing water to the great hall, as well as happy-making mist!
 
Mist is magical and the best
 
I saw the 'lunch' provided yesterday, and it was a bunch of sandwiches I have no intention of eating.
 
@KevinvanderVelden My current fortress is a much smaller one
 
3:01 PM
Huh. Every time I try to type out a German accent, it slowly turns into Russian.
 
I've limited it to 110 dorfs, and it's just a 2x1 embark
 
since sandwiches like that are just "mayonnaise + other stuff maybe"
 
This is problematic.
 
No FPS death for you
 
Got I hate mayonnaise
 
3:01 PM
Half of which is a sheer mountain, and the other half is a black sand field
 
and everyone just like, covers their food in it
 
I'm currently working on a huge row of ballistae capable of saturating the entire field with ballista bolts
 
@Wipqozn Mayonnaise is the worst, it's like the @Wipqozn of food
 
:They will be backed up with catapults
 
@SaintWacko ooh
 
3:02 PM
@Nzall Yeah hearing that one of the missions has you leak what might be a real trailer for an unannounced Ubisoft game gives me some hope that they got the tone right.
 
@Wipqozn Get old. Mayo is awesome.
 
Can you make glass ballistae ammo?
 
So whenever there is an invasion, I can just seal up the fort and then shred anything out there
I don't think so
 
I need to get a visualizer working on linux
 
3:02 PM
@JasonBerkan I hope i'm never that old
 
Condiments should never dominate the flavor of whatever food they're added to.
 
Exactly.
 
Unless you're counting the honey butter in Whataburger's Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit as a condiment.
 
Just as bad as when people give you a bowl of salad dressing and call it salad
 
Huh.
Meta doesn't use strikethrough.
@Wipqozn Well, you have to wait for the greens to get changed first, @Wipqozn. That's basic common courtesy.
Rude.
 
3:07 PM
@Yuuki Neither does your mom
OH WHAAAAAAAAATR
 
@Yuuki You sure? Remember that it's <strike>text</strike> and not ---text---
 
@MBraedley ... but why?
 
Because reasons
Also raisins
But mostly reasons
 
@Yuuki Because chat and the sites use different markdown implementations.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Now I want raisins :(
 
3:08 PM
because reasons.
 
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Q: My new ps4 wont start the setup because it wont pair with controller

Evani just bought my ps4 two days ago. i was excited to play but when i turned it on it told me to connect my controller to ps4 and press the ps4 button, i knew it would said that because ive done it in my friend's ps4 but when i connected it and pressed the ps button it wont continue. it makes a sl...

 
oooo t2.xlarge and t2.2xlarge instances
 
3:24 PM
Wee! Boss pulled the trigger.
Contractors are getting kicked to the curb.
 
the iphone cameras are pretty neat. huh
(I need slomo recording for something I need delay of semi-accurately, and iphone 6 supports 240fps record apparently)
 
Truly a master of disguise.
 
I'm not sure I like the combat in FFXV.
Especially when the opponents are like 10 tightly clustered guys all with guns who hit my with bullets in perfect rhythm so that I can't actually do anything.
 
@Yuuki And prepared for when the infiltration goes wrong. She's already equipped with a thief's best weapon; a bucket.
 
3:37 PM
@fredley It totally does.
 
@fredley ... what am I looking at?
 
@fredley lol en_tx
 
"Why doesn't this work? looks at code Oh, because I'm an idiot."
 
3:53 PM
I mean, it looks like plain English to me.
 
"how many layers of agile are you on?" "like maybe 5 or 6 right now, we use trello, do standup" "you are like a lit… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/804133542498287619
I don't have any idea what's going on in that diagram
What the hell is "Lean Coffee"?
 
@TimStone That looks like a metro map.
 
@TimStone This is amazing
I'm trying to extract the numbered items
3 Levels of Portfolio, Program, Team
3 qns
3 bin system
3 C's
4 versions of lifecycle
5 Dysfunctions of a team
5 C's
5 E's
5 S's
5 Whys
6 Sigma
7 Tests of a new model
8 Wastes
10 intrinsic desires
12 Cardinal Sins
 
4+1 View architecture
2x2 Matrix, this is surely some made-up shit
 
@StrixVaria This has been my one problem so far. I wonder if I'm supposed to use a shield for that or something. Not entirely clear on how shields work
Instead I usually just set them on fire
Also, I think you use machinery with triangle
 
4:06 PM
Oh look I found @badp's method
Agile Release Trains (ART)
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@fredley I thought you made that last one up but it is actually on the chart jfc
 
@TimStone I like the 5 C's, E's and S's
And the 3 C's
 
@TimStone I thought the diagram was satire at first
 
@MadScientist Welcome to corporate process
 
@MadScientist I'm still having a hard time convincing myself it isn't because I don't want to be sad
 
4:08 PM
@Sterno Oh, I should try that. I should also try out a shield.
 
@MadScientist ;___;
 
Having only 4 slots for equipment is pretty annoying, since you can pause and change gear in the more cumbersome menu at any time anyway.
Overall the combat in FFXV seems pretty shallow, though.
 
The diagram is pretty effective in convincing me to never let any agile consultants cross the doorstep, ever
 
@StrixVaria Agreed. Though better than the typical JPRG menu-driven style
 
4:11 PM
Good luck with that
 
I don't think the Jupiter Hell kickstarter is going to make it
 
 
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Q: How does scoring work in "Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator"?

AndiiDoes anybody have a detailed explanation on how exactly an insult's score is calculated, and how it's affected by combos and weaknesses? Are certain phrases worth more than others in general, and does the game have a way to tell how much sense a sentence makes and score accordingly?

 
4:28 PM
Health insurance enrollment time :(
Holy shit the money
 
@arda yeah now my snapchat stories tab are full of videos or pics of people vaping, nice job guys.
 
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Q: how can i play BOI:rebirth if my left and right arrow keys are broken?

Souless Mineri cant select the options button to change the key bindings to something else because i cant scroll with the left and right arrow keys for they are broken!

 
4:46 PM
@Sterno Standard mock shock/lol I'm European comment
 
xD america xD
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Well, like $900/month of it is HSA + FSA, which is basically just stupid tax loopholes
Once I realized that I wasn't feeling so bad
Although FSA is the dumbest ever. It's basically "Give us this $5000 up front and we won't tax you for it. Hope you claim all of it by the end of the year though or we get to keep it! lol!"
 
@Sterno Wait, that's the amount you pay?
 
@Sterno Yeah HSA is way better
 
@fredley That's the amount I spent per month to put in accounts that aren't taxed, and it's available for medical expenses (or daycare in the case of FSA)
 
4:48 PM
Or whichever is the one that's better
 
@Sterno Wow, that's a lot.
 
I don't fucking know, I'm still <25 and covered under parents per ACA
 
Yeah, FSA has a $5000/year limit and HSA is... $6750 or something.
@Unionhawk WhyNotBoth.gif
 
I don't know
 
HSA isn't use it or lose it, though, so you're not gambling with that one like you are with FSA
 
4:49 PM
Yes
 
My actual health insurance for my family is ~$350/month for medical and $40 for dental/vision
 
@Sterno holy crap I pay that for a year (rest of family pays that too, not individually though. They have a family pack or something, which covers less stuff than mine), and I have one of the highest end health insurances available (yeah, dad is a bit paranoid).
 
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Q: Are there any factors that affect how fast a pokemon gains experience on Isle Evelup?

chif-iiThere are several features in Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon that give your pokemon additional experience after every battle. The ones that I know about are: Trade Bonus - Pokemon caught or hatched by another trainer and traded to your game gain 50% more experience than pokemon you caught or hatc...

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Q: Bukkit-Server Permmisions-Ex Problems?

CaolanMCI have paid to have a server hosted on server.pro. I have 31 plugins but the only permission plugin i have active is PermissionsEx but i used to have (separately) bPermmisions, GroupManager, and Essentials is also active (don't know if it includes permissions folder know that it has perms though)...

 
@arda That $900 goes into tax-free accounts that can be used on out-of-pocket medical expenses
Is how HSA/FSA works
 
4:55 PM
The actual health insurance for my family (2 adults, 2 kids) for a year is ~$4200. It's fairly good insurance
 
I mean that doesn't sound completely awful
 
My wife was paying more than that for just herself when she had to go through the state government insurance thing for a few months
 
This game is great
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, that +$900 threw me off at first
 
multiplayer hacking game
 
4:57 PM
@Sterno But to me, that's still a lot. Even at a third that price (or round down to $100 a month), it'd still be considered expensive by my standards. I don't have the best insurance through work, but it's more than enough to cover me, and I'm not spending $100/month on medical expenses.
 
@fredley I can't find the link to actually play
 
I guess my costs aren't that dissimilar. $50 per month for dental (though that is 100% paid by my employer) and $75 month ($50 employer / $25 me) for extended health. Obviously, my health benefits there are quite different from the US ones, since I don't pay for any regular medical care.
It's basically just drug coverage.
 

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