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user15026
10:00 PM
I imagine you might get used to it eventually but like as something to like type notes on or something I feel like it would be very tricky
 
@Ash So my workplace has juice boxes in the drinks fridge.
I feel like a ten-year old.
 
-1 Not milk cartons.
 
user15026
@Yuuki You're leaving out an important detail here! What kinds of juice?
 
@Ash There's fruit punch and some kind of berry. The brand name's "Apple & Eve".
 
user15026
@Yuuki I have always been a big fan of fruit punch. Apple juice is my number one fave juice box, though.
 
user15026
10:15 PM
Oh, sweet, more patches for my jacket arrived at my house (Calcifer, Totoro, a narwhal with a monocle, and a Water Tribe emblem). Operation Awesome Jacket continues apace!
 
@Ash Well, it has apples in it. More importantly, it has pineapple!
 
user15026
@Yuuki I do like pineapple :)
 
@GodEmperorDune Nah @Nzall's gear, while an upgrade for him I'm sure, wouldn't be an upgrade for me
 
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR LAST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE FOR THE NEXT 45 OR FEWER MONTHS
ARE YOU PUMPED UP
IS THIS WHAT ANTICIPATION FEELS LIKE
 
10:27 PM
People who don't maintain consistent tense are the worst.
 
WE ARE REACHING PEAK 2016 EVERYONE
YOU BETTER FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS TO SOMETHING SOLID
 
 
@Frank it's not the new dev's fault that the old dev's code was shit
 
@GodEmperorDune No, but it is his fault that he's throwing it all out.
 
@Frank it also makes the assumption that the dev leaving one week before the site was scheduled to be complete had nothing to do with the status of the project, i.e. "i better bail before anyone takes a look at this"
i have inherited some godawful legacy stuff
like dreamweaver sliced image style websites
 
10:35 PM
@GodEmperorDune Dude, I inherited Access apps.
And VB.NET apps ported from Access.
 
"separate links for buttons? nah, let's calculate the region of this image that was clicked instead to see which link to go to"
then comes management with a "i want to remove these obsolete links" project
@Frank i've also had website stuff in VB. not even VB.net
i am so grateful i was able to get the hell out of that job
"you can singlehandedly update this enterprise complexity software from VB to latest ASP and C# in a few months right? not like that other guy who quoted us a team of 10 working for 2 years"
 
@GodEmperorDune Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh, and my salary requirement just doubled.
 
user15026
 
@Ash they have the konami code
i kinda want to go to an android store to try these out
 
Sadly, my favorite one, "Listen to TV", doesn't work on my phone for some reason
 
10:45 PM
can you make custom ones? like a "OK google, troll the bridge" that posts a friday link
 
Not really
 
@Unionhawk Is there "Watch Radio"?
 
@Yuuki It used to be able to give you what's currently on TV based on sound (including live)
 
@Unionhawk that's cool
 
My phone doesn't for some reason and I don't know if that's a function of Android 7.0 or Nexus 6P
 
10:47 PM
"OK google, rig the US presidential election"
 
user15026
@Unionhawk I have the same phone and the same OS, I can try it and see if it works for me later if you want
 
@GodEmperorDune "I'm sorry, no amount of rigging will ensure a likable candidate will win the 2016 election."
 
@Yuuki we could get one that is "likeable enough"
 
user15026
They should let me be in charge. Cupcakes and juice boxes for everyone. :)
 
@Ash @ash 2020
 
user15026
10:51 PM
wonders how much she'd end up spending on one juice box per American
 
@Ash - Dictator for Life 2016.
 
user15026
@Yuuki Dictator? I am giving you juice and cupcakes! That's not a dictator move!
 
@Yuuki the cyborg overmind is already in control, you sheeple just aren't aware yet
wake up to the PSI OPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
@Ash unless they were filled with ravenous nanites looking to expand the collective
 
10:54 PM
@Unionhawk Oh god, have you seen Alolan Persian?
It's hilarious.
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune shush now, you know that's not true. prepares silent awareness programming override
 
Alolan persian really hates mondays https://t.co/tEqnK9qBdq
 
user15026
@Yuuki Wait, that's actually what it looks like?
 
@Ash I'm not sure if it was in the demo or datamined, but it's real.
 
@Ash EVERYTHING IS OPERATING WITHIN NORMAL PARAMETERS
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune yay! Stealth updates for the win. Go go nanobots.
 
@Ash DA TAVARISH
 
@badp dat cat
 
4 messages moved to Android Hell (topical!)
 
11:13 PM
Wat
 
@GodEmperorDune tfw you realize the androids will claim your message
 
@badp which android?
 
@GodEmperorDune the hell one
 
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ChrisHD22I was playing in my world and told my pet wolves to sit, some minutes later I closed the game, then, when I reopened it, I could not stand up my wolves again, they got stuck in their place. Tried feeding them, punching them and restart the game but none of these worked. Minecraft Version: 1.10.2...

 
11:27 PM
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Q: Assasin Creed Rogue black screen

5c0f1el9I am trying to run Assassin Creed Rogue with my intel hd graphics 3000 on wiwndows 10 but I get every time a black screen without any display but I can hear the sound .. Any ideas?

 
11:39 PM
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Q: Is there a difference in score when playing on pro drums in rivals?

Zero StackI just started playing Rock Band Rivals and the game states the following: Scores on the pro drums will be converted to drums for purposes of your crew's total spotlight score. Do you still want to continue? Does that mean there is no benefit to play on pro drums (except for personal prefe...

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Q: Do songs played in quick play benefit the crew?

Zero StackI just joined a crew in rock band rivals and wanted to know if playing songs in quick play benefits our crews overall level or adds to our xp. Does playing in quick play benefit my crew?

 
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Q: Should hyperlinks be more notorius?

FabiánI never thought of making a topic about it, but more than once I had to eyestrain (and placing my cursor over the whole text) to find the link within a paragraph. As the pic shrinks, it's easier to notice the hyperlinked text, but if you open it in its actual size I believe you can notice what I ...

 
wat happen
WHO WON THE DEBATE
 
It starts in an hour
 
BUT WHO WON
 
Hillary
 
11:47 PM
@badp Putin.
 
@murgatroid99 finally a straight answer. Thank you
 
I am hilariously bad at using macs.
 
@Ellesedil it's not just you
none of the keyboard shortcuts, mouse behaviours or windowing management things from Windows or Linux carry over
 
So according to some ad I heard, Americans have Brexit to thank for low interest rates.
cc @fredley
 
@Dragonrage because brexit rekt the world economy?
 
11:51 PM
@Dragonrage Haven't interest rates been low for almost a decade now?
 
@GodEmperorDune they didnt go into specifics, only that brexit made for lower interest rates
@Ellesedil quite possible. i havent been paying attention to them for that long
ask @Sterno he is old, he would probably know
 

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