The Bridge

GnomeSlice

8:00 PM

this some heavy shit

Texenox

@GnomeSlice Very heavy.

GnomeSlice

sick

Texenox

My favourite kind.

Plus, it's a collab with Counterstrike, how could that ever go wrong?

GnomeSlice

Celldweller - The Imperial March

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ardaozkal

I'm feeling vibe inside me

the song you linked is awesome

djsmiley2k

8:01 PM

TASBOT section coming up for those who enjoy the crazy

ardaozkal

@ardaozkal -context

user15026

@djsmiley2k I am sad I am going to miss that

user15026

I love that stuff.

Texenox

@GnomeSlice That sounds cool.

GnomeSlice

celldweller is pretty good

Texenox

8:02 PM

Although I'm not exactly a fan of the growl kind of vocals he uses.

GnomeSlice

Celldweller - New Elysium (Official Lyric Video)

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yeah

metal vocals

Texenox

Not my thing, those.

djsmiley2k

oh

we doing 2p1controller mariokart now :/

Texenox

Also, this one really sounds like hardstyle.

user15026

@djsmiley2k And how's that going?

Texenox

8:04 PM

Feels like I'm at a rave just listening to it.

Hallucinator & C-Netik - Drop Bombs

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ardaozkal

this can be the death of freemium, as developers will earn money too!

djsmiley2k

@AshleyNunn well.

user15026

@ardaozkal "Regardless of the solution you choose, our user visible GPU powered bitcoin miner will seamlessly integrate into your game with no interference, earning you cash in perfect harmony with your existing app monetisation strategy. There's no catch - it's just awesome."

user15026

Do. Not. Want.

ardaozkal

Check the FAQ

user15026

8:05 PM

Also, I doubt it would be the death of freemium.

djsmiley2k

@ardaozkal I lololololol

user15026

@ardaozkal I did. Still don't want it.

ardaozkal

> 1) Will users know what is happening?
Yes.

> 2) Can I turn it off?
Yes.

user15026

I can read.

tereško

Audrey Fall - Valdeka

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ardaozkal

8:06 PM

This is fine on my book as a consumer tbh

djsmiley2k

@ardaozkal Your not the consumer.

You're the product

Mad Scientist

@ardaozkal Mining bitcoins on any normal hardware is completely useless now, this won't make any significant money

user15026

@MadScientist Also this.

user15026

@djsmiley2k Also this.

user15026

I'm all for paying people for stuff. (I drop quite a bit of money on IAPs or paid games on my phone. I am not above paying for stuff.) I just don't think this is a good way to go about it.

Mad Scientist

8:08 PM

If you can't just build a whole datacenter with custom ASICS somewhere with cheap electricity, you shouldn't even bother trying to mine bitcoins

ardaozkal

By "as a consumer", I mean that I wouldn't care if it was in the games I played, unless it interferes with the game, or works on background, or the game is paid.

Mad Scientist

@ardaozkal It costs you money (=electricity), much more than the bitcoins are worth that are mined.

ardaozkal

Hallucinator - I Am The Devil

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Frank

@ardaozkal By taxing what's left of your GPU, you're shortening the lifespan of your equipment, and spending more money powering it. All to earn someone else money.

People want to use my hardware to make money? Okay. Pay me for it.

tereško

@ardaozkal sorry, but that doesn't count as "music"

Texenox

8:11 PM

@tereško YOU HUSH YOUR MOUTH

THIS IS AWESOME

tereško

not really, no

Texenox

Even then, it's all a matter of opinion.

It's not truly possible to define as a fact of gospel what counts as music.

At the end of the day, people have their own tastes.

tereško

I suppose it would feel impressive in a club, but I still wouldn't describe it as "music"

djsmiley2k

rughy why isn't synergy working today

user15026

@Texenox Individual taste/preference totally a thing, but musicality of something likely is still somewhat definable.

Texenox

8:13 PM

@AshleyNunn fair

I suppose you have a point, but hey. I quite like this stuff anyways.

GnomeSlice

dudes

@badp

user15026

(If I cared at all, I'd find you scholarly stuff on said subject, but I'm not really that into this conversation :P)

GnomeSlice

We should all get megatect and have some bridge matches

this is awesome

and it's cheap as funk

user15026

@GnomeSlice What is it?

badp

megarect?

GnomeSlice

8:14 PM

@AshleyNunn arena fps like quake except you can build your own maps with a really easy to use built in thing

Texenox

store.steampowered.com/app/369270

GnomeSlice

Megatect - Steam Launch Trailer

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Texenox

Looks quite interesting.

buy me copy pls

GnomeSlice

what a simple idea and they executed it so well

tereško

@Texenox well, look at it this way: you didn't know the title of that "piece", would you be able to describe what is it about

GnomeSlice

8:15 PM

so far

I got it for like $3 on igs

Texenox

@tereško To an extent, yes.

GnomeSlice

@badp heh

badp

man those mario kart 64 engine noises

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to change Saints Row 4 aspect ratio from portrait to landscape?

I just started Saints Row IV for the first time, and it's wrongly chosen an aspect ratio of 10:16. That sometimes happens because I've got one vertical and one horizontal screen. In most games I just change it in the options, however: It looks like the main menu has been scaled for a screen siz...

badp

I keep thinking some serious dust got into my laptop fans

GnomeSlice

8:18 PM

guess the price has gone up again

Texenox

oh piss i broke the music player on my Tumblr

GnomeSlice

@badp what's a classic quake map I can use for inspiration

I wanna try this out

badp

hmmm... what version of quake?

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice facing worlds

trollface

GnomeSlice

@badp shrug

I just wanna build a map and try it out

You can build shit so fast in this it's awesome

you can run wires between buttons and shit through walls

this is really cool

Hope they finish it up and it gets a playerbase

tereško

8:21 PM

@Texenox when you are getting basic musical education, alongside solfège, instrumental practice and music history, there are also classes concerning music analysis. That where you have to listen to compositions an have to attempt to describe it .. for example, listening to something like this: youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc (it';s less than 3 min long)

badp

@GnomeSlice what game mode then?

GnomeSlice

@badp deathmatch

badp

tdm / dm / ctf / ...

longest yard e.g.

GnomeSlice

I don't think megatect supports anything other than DM yet

man the base environments are pretty nice

there's also just flat/infinite

and like a desert one

Texenox

@tereško I... see.

GnomeSlice

8:24 PM

oh shit there's a list of public grids people have made

DUDE

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice igs?

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal indiegamestand.com/store/2204/megatect

Guess it was just a holiday sale price

Come to think of it I think it was on sale

badp

jesus christ is it just me or the keeper has super short invulnerability frames

tereško

@Texenox if I asked you to describe that linked piece, what would you say you were imagining?

GnomeSlice

man it is not very well optimized

Lazers 2.0

8:26 PM

-1

Q: Which Game Boy/Nintendo DS colors were the most popular?

I don't know if this is a valid question to ask here, but I'm merely curious - from the original Game Boy to the New Nintendo DS XL, which single color was the most popular world-wide, for each Nintendo portable gaming model?

game-boy

Texenox

@tereško I was imagining some sort of scene in which a couple of thieves come into a grand dinner party setting, try to remain undetected and take some stuff, all that. Then the people there see them in the end and they all go crazy and the whole scene turns into a slapstick performance of sorts.

That's what I think of.

tereško

heh

Texenox

What, is that not good enough?

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice I was considering buying it soon... I guess I'll have to wait until it gets optimized.

tereško

@Texenox majority of people actually describe something like drips of water, escalating to waterfall ... or something like that

GnomeSlice

8:28 PM

I tried two maps from the public list and they were enourmous and my framerate was shit

ardaozkal

I feel hell and heaven.

Texenox

@tereško That... actually doesn't seem to deviate too far from what I said.

tereško

true

Texenox

It's the same premise: something that nobody notices then escalates into something uncontrollable.

tereško

yes

and that's the purpose of those classes: to teach to you look for the meaning in (often instrumental) compositions

ardaozkal

8:31 PM

Get ready to learn!

gfycat.com/BlackPhonyHomalocephale

epic fail

tereško

here is another example: youtube.com/watch?v=qd4KMK8c3x0

ardaozkal

@tereško Sounds like... people getting ready to attack in an old rpg game

tereško

well, I would have gone with "flying through an ancient battle", but yes

Texenox

Fallen warrior rising from the dead, maybe.

tereško

but you will notice that all 3 of these description involve some bloody conflict

GodEmperorDune

8:38 PM

ugh, fucking blizz

tereško

of course proper academic music analysis would also involve talking about the technical aspect of any song/composition .. but describing the imagery was always the fun part

GodEmperorDune

why is it so goddamn hard to change my password

Wipqozn

Man, I'm so lazy and hungry, and I blame everyone who isn't me.

Except @GnomeSlice. I don't blame @GnomeSlice.

ardaozkal

I blame @Wipqozn for getting me blamed by @Wipqozn.

Frank

I went to Mongo's grill for lunch.

Mongolian stir fry is awesome.

user15026

8:49 PM

I love people who do all the troubleshooting stuff for me. Like you can tell when people know what they're talking about, and it makes me happy.

user15026

@Frank What makes it Mongolian?

user15026

@Wipqozn Hey, I can't do anything about that.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn WELL ACTUALLY

Frank

@AshleyNunn Not a clue. I'm not even sure it's mongolian.

Wipqozn

IF you all chipped in some cash, you could order me food online and have it delivered.

Texenox

8:50 PM

@Wipqozn don't try it, m8

Wipqozn

Get them to bring me a copy of Yoshi's Wooly Yarn as well

Frank

@Wipqozn I bought a new couch. I don't have any extra.

Wipqozn

@Frank Typical teenagers

badp

so when's the TASBot scheduled for

djsmiley2k

Now

user15026

8:52 PM

@Wipqozn Now you're just getting picky :P

user15026

@Frank Well, then what makes it awesome? Just tasty?

user15026

(I just like learning of new food things.)

badp

@djsmiley2k OMG IT'S HAPPENING

pretty much the only AGDQ thing I'm hyped for

Frank

@AshleyNunn It's essentially a buffet of frozen food. You fill a bowl with as much of what you want, pour sauces and spcies over it, and they fry it on the spot for you.

user15026

@Frank Oh, we have a place here that does that! I love it.

GodEmperorDune

8:54 PM

@AshleyNunn they cook all the food on the same big griddle/wok thing with limited cleaning so it accumulates all kind of good flavors

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn WELL YOU'RE JUST BEING UNREASOABLE

Frank

@AshleyNunn It's awesome.

Wipqozn

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN

user15026

I didn't know it had a name or a origin or whatever, I just knew it was awesome and tasty

Wipqozn

I think my hunger is making me quote movies.

user15026

8:54 PM

@Wipqozn Maybe you are being unreasonable, ever thought of that, turtle?

Wipqozn

I have some shrimp tempura to make. I wonder if it will be good.

@AshleyNunn I'm always reasonable

GodEmperorDune

now i'm hungry too

Wipqozn

Excellent.

GodEmperorDune

where's @Yuuki with the food porn?

Wipqozn

Don't summon @Yuuki, I'm too hungry

user15026

8:55 PM

@Wipqozn I love shrimp tempura.

Texenox

I love shrimp in general.

badp

IT'S HAPPENING

user15026

@Texenox Me too! :D

Texenox

OH, by the way, @badp, dunno if you noticed yet but I gave you a follow on Twitter.

user15026

@badp I am sad I am missing it :(

badp

8:56 PM

@AshleyNunn :(

Restart #2

user15026

I am working for an hour yet

Wipqozn

Did they just physically assault Tasbot?

Yuuki

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!

GodEmperorDune

shrimp is turtle food

Texenox

@Yuuki IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Yuuki

8:57 PM

Speaking of shrimp:

GodEmperorDune

oh dammit thats @Texenox not @Wipqozn

stupid green avatars messed me up

@GodEmperorDune :^)

#jokefail

Oh no

8:58 PM

The summoning of @Yuuki has compelted

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune how does that look like a turtle to you.

Wipqozn

Maybe I should buy some sushi poizza

user15026

mmm sushi pizza

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox the icons are small and green

Texenox

@AshleyNunn Wait, that's a thing?

GodEmperorDune

8:59 PM

i thought yours was pink

with that weird youtube guy

user15026

@Texenox Totally.

ardaozkal

@GodEmperorDune he changes it weekly or smth

GodEmperorDune

w/e

Texenox

@AshleyNunn @Yuuki, I need you here. Tempt me.

Yuuki

ಠ_ಠ

GodEmperorDune

9:00 PM

ಠ_ಠ

Texenox

...not in that sense.

user15026

Um.

badp

WHAT ARE YOU DOING GUYS. SHUT UP AND WATCH AGDQ

Texenox

Show me pictures of sushi pizza!

ardaozkal

@Texenox -context

@Texenox ಠ_ಠ

user15026

9:00 PM

@badp I can't, I am at work! I AM MISSING THE AWESOME

badp

or at least keep @AshleyNunn entertained

user15026

@badp 59 more minutes.

Texenox

Alright, I'll just post an image I found myself.

This looks so good.

user15026

@Texenox It is!

user15026

I love sushi pizza.

badp

9:01 PM

wat

ardaozkal

I'll call you Texuki from now on.

Texenox

@ardaozkal no you won't, hush your mouth

Although Texuki does sound like a neat name.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: What are the best AMD Radeon Settings for Battlefield 3?

What ere the best amd Radeon settings for battlefield 3 ? Video card: MSI R9 390 Gaming 8GB Processor: amd a10-5800k RAM: 8GB

battlefield-3

ardaozkal

@Texenox better than Wipuki.

djsmiley2k

@badp it's pretty dang awesome when it works

badp

9:14 PM

@AshleyNunn the good news is you've missed so far 4 minutes of Mario Kart and 20 of setup

Wipqozn

WELL BRIDGE

I should get food a tsome point, and then clean my kitchen

I'm thinking one of these things: Sushi Pizza or Torikatus.

BRIDGE, WHICH ONE SHOULD I GET?

I'm leaning towards the Torikatsu.

ardaozkal

go with tori katsu

Wipqozn

I like the way youi think, @ardaozkal

user15026

I'd say Sushi pizza but that's just because I want it now

MBraedley

amazon.ca/gp/product/…

ardaozkal

9:27 PM

@MBraedley I don't even...

MBraedley

Who pays $1200 for a coffee grinder?

ardaozkal

Phillip Willes

And at least 321 others

MBraedley

Well to be fair, it claims to be commercial quality, so if I were a small independent coffee shop, I might get one, but not for home.

ardaozkal

I'd buy this for home

amazon.ca/Bodum-Bistro-Electric-Coffee-Grinder/dp/B00430AXLE

GnomeSlice

this is so dope

ardaozkal

9:34 PM

And this is my EXTREME pick, it is "small independent coffee shop" grade.

@GnomeSlice what engine does it run on? It looks like unreal but I'm not sure.

GnomeSlice

Probably unity

Not sure

Yep, Unity

Texenox

Right, I'm going to bed.

Bye guys.

ardaozkal

Yep, never buying it.

Gnight @texuki

Texenox

@ardaozkal nah fam

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal What's wrong with Unity?

Also, playable build mode demo on the site

ardaozkal

9:37 PM

@GnomeSlice It is great for some game types, but it sucks at sandbox games.

GnomeSlice

It's mainly an FPS

And the level editor works really well

ardaozkal

> "Megatect is not just a game, it’s a toolkit for building your own games – a shiny **sandbox** that nurtures creativity and creation."
- Alpha Beta Gamer

It is mainly a FPS, but the world of it is a sandbox

GnomeSlice

The only 'sandbox' is the level editor.

MBraedley

@ardaozkal Even that is more than I want to spend. I'm not going to be making coffee every day, and I still have a Tassimo.

ardaozkal

Still, it has hundreds if not thousands of objects rendered while you play it, and unity is not very good at that.

@MBraedley yeah, that was my extreme pick. I personally get them grinded at starbucks and just run them through my french press.

user15026

9:41 PM

@MBraedley o.O

user15026

I think I spent $30 on mine?

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn I've got an electric one for ~$55 in my amazon cart right now.

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal that might be why the big maps I tried earlier were so laggy I guess

hopefully he can sort that problem out

user15026

@MBraedley Yeah, they're not really something that you need to break the bank on. Especially not as much as that Amazon link!

Wipqozn

I'm tempted to buy a Yarn Yoshi Amiibo, since they're adorable.

On the other hand it's a waste of $20

ardaozkal

9:43 PM

> waste

If it is something you like and you want to buy it, it isn't a waste.

user15026

@Wipqozn I want one and I don't even have anything that can USE amiibo

djsmiley2k

wow I just scored 104mill in avengers zen pinball :OP

my previous score was 10Milish

1347 in the world ^_^

ardaozkal

@djsmiley2k gz

djsmiley2k

It's one of the few things I'm actually good at

both gaming, and in RL :O

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice Unity can handle that game on bigger maps too, however, I tested the best unity can handle games, with all optimizations I could make (@8000 rendered blocks)... and it ran well on GTX950 (1080p@30fps).

user15026

9:46 PM

I like pinball but I am utter rubbish at it

GnomeSlice

So it should be fine

@ardaozkal check out the demo

ardaozkal

So if you are on GTX950 or higher, and the maps you are playing in are under 8000 blocks, and the developer knows what to do, it'll probably be better in the future.

djsmiley2k

I actually completed space cadet pinball on win98 :D

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice Open here. 14fps @ low.

user15026

@djsmiley2k I never got all that far with it, but I loved playing it.

GnomeSlice

9:48 PM

@ardaozkal doing what?

Mine's running smoothly

How do you check the FPS?

ardaozkal

doing nothing. Just on the editor.

It says the fps on top right.

However, I'm not on my GTX950 machine atm.

oh wait, I have a render open atm, lol

Let me try again.

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal huh, the alpha doesn't, just the demo I guess?

ardaozkal

16fps now, lol

turned down some stuff. 30fps @ main menu

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal It is though. It'll just sit on a shelf and do nothing.

I don't have many decorations around my apartment.

So in conclusion, I won't be buying a yarn ytoshi

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal the hell, mine runs fine

Wipqozn

9:52 PM

but I willbe buying wooly world as soon as I put on pants

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice turned down some more. 45fps. Pretty fine for me.

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal do I have you on steam?

ardaozkal

Considering that my fans are full of dust atm

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn Thanks, but if I order food I'm getting Torikatus.

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice Yep

Wipqozn

9:53 PM

I say "if" becasuse that frozen shrimp tempura was more filling than Ie xpected

but I might find myself hunry in, like, an hour

IN OTHER NEWS

ardaozkal

@Wipqozn Well, I'm lucky. My mom likes doing these kind of stuff. I'll send the picture to her and ask her what she can do.

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal I appreciate that, but no thanks. If I really wanted one I'd just buy it.

ardaozkal

I meant for myself, but if you want one, I can ask her to do two?

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal Oh, haha

Given the context I thoguht you owere like "I'll get my mother to make you one"

But no I don't her to make me one

but thanks for the offer after you though I thought you were offering

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Character transfer from Xbox one

Is it possible to transfer my gta character from my xbox one to my xbox 360? I am not being prompted to transfer character anywhere

gta-online

djsmiley2k

9:56 PM

im, so confused

did they crash it agbain?

Wipqozn

Also I need to buy a belt too. I'll do this all at once.

djsmiley2k

ah now i see

my vnc crashed

ardaozkal

Megatect looks promising.

djsmiley2k

yey he we go

Who was talkign about pinball earlier btw?

LOL OK THIS is cool, but getting bit old now :/

@badp you enjoying this? :/

badp

yep

I'd already seen older versions of this run

this is much more entertaining than what already was on youtube

djsmiley2k

10:11 PM

k

badp

I've actually linked to this TAS several times. Well, an older version of it.

djsmiley2k

10:26 PM

Now this is what i'm tlaking about ^_^

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How can I remove a building's great work slots?

I'm modding several aspects of Civilization V, including buildings, using just XML for now. Most of my changes are working just fine, however I've found that the game crashes when the Great Library is built, and I believe this is why: I'm adding two specialist scientist slots to the Great Libra...

civilization-5 mods civ-5-brave-new-world

0

Q: Minecraft Exchange for CS:GO and Garry's mod

Hey if somebody is interested to give me a minecraft gift code for cs go and garry's mod ? message me

minecraft

ardaozkal

@ardaozkal out of all the problems... the source file is not obfuscated.

LessPop_MoreFizz

10:42 PM

*star wars spoilers* I drew a little comic about Chewy and one of his best friends. https://i.imgur.com/u7HcWOx.jpg https://t.co/WVxjVMlQgP

Tweeted by Tysmurph on January 9, 2016 at 9:38 AM

two bugs

@LessPop_MoreFizz Saw that earlier... its good but :'(

LessPop_MoreFizz

Got banned from Wikipedia for making all the verbs on the Ray Romano page hypothetical :( https://t.co/MzwufmB8p6

Tweeted by VectorBelly on January 5, 2016 at 8:43 PM

High Quality Wikipedia Edit.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What FOV would render Ultrawide (21:9) on a 16:9 monitor?

What would I have to set the FOV to in a game to be able to see the same picture horizontally on a 16:9 monitor as I would on a 21:9 monitor?

monitor

user15026

What is happening right now?

Blem

@Lazers2.0 Burn

badp

10:58 PM

@AshleyNunn you sure you want spoilers?

user15026

@badp I'm home, I'm just confused :P

user15026

I think I came in in the middle of things

badp

@AshleyNunn they're playing super mario all stars, obviously

djsmiley2k

wow

twitch BREAKS mariooo

badp

TASBot simply wrote in a level editor

and now they're letting Twitch use it

Twitch the stream is very unhappy about this

quality is going down the drain

djsmiley2k

11:01 PM

ok they overflowed the overflow...

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: why does my Hexxit server keep crashing?

i get this report and cant do anything else: C:\Users\4l3x04\Desktop\Hexxit Server>java -Xmx3G -Xms2G -jar Hexxit.jar nogui Error occurred during initialization of VM Could not reserve enough space for 3145728KB object heap C:\Users\4l3x04\Desktop\Hexxit Server>pause Press any key to continue ....

minecraft-hexxit

0

Q: Want to play with friends

When you're playing mine craft pocket edition and are in creative mode and you want to interact with your friends and build stuff in the same world how do you do it?

minecraft-pocket-edition

djsmiley2k

and suiddenly

we realise the next version of mario maker

will be 1 guy

vs the world.... making a level, live.

badp

hey some people thought Nintendo was after TASers with Super Mario Maker

so TASers rejected Super Mario Maker and replaced it with their own

holy shit the stream is screwed up so badly

Twitch broke Twitch

no big surprise

@AshleyNunn I see Ben did a good job livetweeting

Unionhawk

@badp to be fair they did take down lots of tas and romhack videos

Around the time super Mario maker was released

badp

@Unionhawk Nintendo's dysfunctional management making nonsensical decisions when it comes to the internet? I would NEVER.

Lazers 2.0

11:10 PM

0

Q: I have Battlefield 3 Limited Edition but it says that I have to buy Back to Karkand?

So I have Battlefield 3 Limited Edition and I want to play on Back to Karkand maps, but it doesn't let me. It says that I have to buy Back to Karkand while the Limited Edition contains that DLC. Do u guys know this problem and can u help me ?

battlefield-3

djsmiley2k

@ardaozkal just ranked 93rd on a diff table.

ardaozkal

@djsmiley2k huh?

Good night bridge!

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