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09:00
hi. anyone here has gears of war?
As long as you can lay on the ground without holding it tight you are not drunk!
Hug the ground!
still prefer vodka over rum tho... it's so pure ^^
and no hangoverz
@Jutschge Depends on the quality.
@5pike true. I usually drink Grey goose or some Polish one. My friend often brings some from Poland... Mmmh
09:04
@Jutschge Yeah, I heard Polish vodka is pretty good.
@Jutschge FYI, the original Dean Martin quote is "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
@MartinSojka hmm yeah I just know the german version^^ I'm bad at translating stuff
is it a confirmed question if I request a single file of a game(orginal file not cracked) ?
That sounds like... piracy? :P
"OH HEY I NEED A LITTLE FILE IT'S CALLED DOOM.WAD DO YOU HAVE IT"
09:19
@mpower move to switzerland "piracy" is legal here ;)
@Jutschge or Austria
@5pike yeah^^ but poor netherlands... they changed the law there :(
@Jutschge <- is from the netherlands =[
Also that never actually worked for software
@KevinvanderVelden At least your soccer team doesn't suck.
what're they gonna do? arrest the whole of Netherlands?
@5pike <- is one of 20 dutch people who doesn't care about soccer
@Jutschge :D problem is I use a program that changes other programs .exe file. now I want to update a game but updater says you need orjinal .exe file to update.also my orjinal is prefectly correct surly
Hmm the <- thing doesn't really work when replying to someone
@KevinvanderVelden well in switzerland our team sucks and they still care ... GAAAH we should stick to tennis and skiing....
Dutchlandia is also good at skating, despite having natural ice maybe once every 3 years
09:23
@Jutschge and your country is pretty flat...
@OliverSalzburg I was hoping for some Sonac creepypasta :(
Nope
<- How about this? @KevinvanderVelden
@5pike that works but it's not a true reply =p
<- knows that @KevinvanderVelden
09:40
How about "I'm"
It saves quite a lot vs "<- is"
Don't be boring
<- likes this version more
Efficiency is sometimes boring
<- agrees with @Jutschge
I agree with @Jutschge
EFFICIENCY
Anyway, does someone need a #5 card? Else I'm selling it.
← agrees with @MattЭллен
09:47
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Q: Does Crusader Kings 2 Without DLCs Have factions?

SystemNetworksI can't seem to find the factions tab where either I can join as a member or create one. I can't seem to find it beside nor in the Intrigue section. So I'm thinking if it exists in the original version without the DLC. OR is it because I created a new game and I did not have the tech I need for it?

10:02
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Q: Fastest way to level Smurf(LoL)

user3760234im planning to start a smurf account in LoL.Given that i've 2-4 friends playing with me,what would be the fastest way to get lvl 30?Is it more efficient to play bot games?

wow people suddenly start to ask LoL questions again i thought this game was dead...^^
10:23
@Wipqozn I don't remember the last time you had a bad day
@badp I think my last bad day was...sometime 2 months ago?
@Wipqozn This is bad. You're bottling up your murder!
And then someday the pressure builds up and boom, it all goes out in one go.
@badp That sounds painful.
You should know better than this!
I think you need a little relief.
10:26
I figured that's where this was going. Thanks for the pressure relief!
I feel so much better now.
That doesn't seem to be working
I'll figure out something else later.
Who knows, maybe some unexpected browser redirects!!
@badp That'll learn me!
Also, I claim mod abuse on this @AshleyNunn! You deleted this post, and then reversed the deletion! What sort of twisted game are you up to!?!
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?!?!?!?!
10:43
@Wipqozn She was working for you all along
The answer starts with "Also"
That's like a mod trigger
Also
Seems like @badp is defective
@5pike This is chat you schnitzel.
@badp Shut your pie hole spaghetti.
@5pike Mauvepoke please.
10:52
gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/173937/… hmm why is this downvoted so hard? Perfectly valid question and even an interesting one at least IMO.
@Jutschge Mhhh... probably because 1) MMORPG != MOBA 2) it's a LoL question.
yeah but the mmo part is more for showing something he knows as a comparison...
@Jutschge IDK. People can be irrational all the time.
it's basically just : "OH MY GOSH HE CALLED LOL A MMO!! DOWNVOTE"
titles > content for most people when it comes to voting apparently
Yeah, maybe.
11:23
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
I have purchased my first new car.
Only had used cars before that?
Yup. I've had 3 cars, each of them used.
@Wipqozn Ohhh...fancy
This is my first new one, and picking it up next week.
Well, a step up. Congratulations and remember to get a good insurance. What model?
11:25
Toyota Corolla.
Actually I need to call my insurance agent right now, before I forget.
@Wipqozn Any technology shenanigans, like board computer?
Looks nice, even if a bit too big for my tastes. Planning to get a bigger family soon? :D
@MartinSojka No, but I often find myself as the driver for my friends and I so I want it to be roomy in the back.
@5pike Yeah, has a touch screen, bluetooth for devices (including phone), rear camera (which I probably won't use often), USB plug, and some other goodies.
Also 6-speed manual.
I often find myself as the driver for my friends and family (since I don't drink alcohol), and that's exactly why I got myself a Peugeot 207 CC. They want me to drive more than one of them, they get a big enough car for me to drive. ;)
@MartinSojka haha, my family likes me to drive them for the same reason.
I don't drink, so my father and mother will depend on me when they want to go to a party together and both drink.
11:59
@Wipqozn good man wipqozn. Friends abuse him as free taxi service; pays them back by giving them a more comfortable car
I'm sure @agent86 would've instead gotten a two-seat Smart
FAE
FAE
12:11
Good afternoon, all.
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Q: How to detect smugglers?

DrakeI had received notifications that I let pass a "possible smuggler". But for me is not really clear how to detect smugglers in Papers, Please, could you help?

FAE
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@Brant Yesssssssssssssss. I'd finished up trying to fight Liadri for the first time on my Nec and was about to log out when the map I was on got its shit together and started a crazy awesome Blitz. Got 12 chests before I could pull myself away to be a responsibleish adult.
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Q: Clash of Clans Algorithm for random trees/bushes

HowlinWulfHow is it determined when and how many trees/bushes/plants spawn in your plot? Is there variables it depends on (like your Town Hall level, amount of workers)? Is it based solely on the time that passes? Does the available space on your plot play a role? I am really curious about this, and this...

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Q: What PC Video Game has the most all-time subscriptions (as of 2014-06-27)

OthyaI've tried countless Google searches and can't find the answer. I'm looking for the PC video game that has the most subscriptions of all time (including free games). Note that by subscriptions, I mean games that you have to sign up for. This doesn't necessarily mean the subscription would cost ...

12:31
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Q: Trevor's second mission

deventIt is a play of gta5 Trevor's first mission was clear. By the way can not run the next mission. Have to search the Internet. Should come to a call from Ron ... Not call never came. 2 days can not do anything. Problem with it?

12:54
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Q: Do hunters have different projectile speeds?

RapitorThis question is more of a confirmation of my "feelings". Do Hunter's projectiles travel at different speeds? For example, Anhur's thrown javelin looks and 'feels' slower than Ah Muzen Cab's ... whatever he shoots. Is it simply a trick of the eye because Ah Muzen Cab's is much smaller?

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Q: Gnom robot daily q in orgirmmar

user80446Hey yesterday i found funny gnom robot in orgirmmar. npcs give me instant complete quest with bag to open as reward. From bag i get "ticket" which up my proffesion skill. Today i try find this gnom too but he is gone ;<. Where is he now? Any1 know?

So, I've made about $3 from the event trading cards for the Summer Sale. Which means I'm only in the hole for... maybe $50?
13:12
@Yuuki ... only in the hole?
I spent about $30 in trading card money (mostly pre-sale except about $5) and <$10 of my own in the sale
@5pike Do you not know the idiom "in the hole"?
@Yuuki Nope. I looked it up.
So, someone need card #5? Last call before I sell it.
Morning, Bridge
@5pike I might. Lemme double-check.
Does anyone have Long Live The Queen?
13:20
Nope. I need 1, 2, and 4.
@BenBrocka I do.
@BenBrocka All I know is that you die, a lot.
@BenBrocka I do now.
Yes from reading the steam reviews it's mostly "anime princess" and "died from chocolate"
@5pike In what tends to be hilarious, and yet, horrible ways.
@BenBrocka Died from poison chocolate.
So, cute girl does cute things and dies horribly?
13:22
Cute girl does military citystate things...and dies horribly, if I'm reading right
@BenBrocka Mainly, yep.
I died once due to taking an arrow in the arm, and pulling it out and not being able to stop the bleeding.
@Frank Was there a choice to pull the arrow out or was it just automatic?
Oh, so cute girl does serious stuff that leads to horrible death?
I love games with cards and launchers
@Yuuki Automatic.
13:24
Just saying
My Battlefield Medicine skill was lacking.
@BenBrocka TB has made a WTF is... about it.
It's basically 100% about stat checks, stat training and dialogue trees.
@5pike and incredibly stupid stuff that leads to horrible death apparently
You know, the kind of game that says, "It's morning of day 4 what will you train?" "It's afternoon of day 4 what will you train?" "It's evening of day 4 here is a random scene"
from what I understand
So Princess Killer
13:26
@BenBrocka Basically
Although, it's actually kinda fun to see if you can figure out how to navigate the various pitfalls.
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Q: WHEN I SWING THE WII REMOTE, THE GAME PAUSES! HELP!

madenaI have a Wii game called 'sonic and the black knight' but whenever I swing the Wii remote, THE GAME PAUSES! The game has quite alot of combat skills, It's all about swordfights, so I really need this remote to work! HELP! I've tried to change the batteries of the remote and sync it, but that didn...

@Lazers That profile description.
@Wipqozn Terror Mission #2 went even worse than Terror Mission #1
FAE
FAE
Wow, Banished is only 278 megs?
13:42
@Frank ... or see in how many gruesome way you can die. See also: Every Elvira game.
@FAE That means if you factor in how long I actually played it, I played about 27.8 megs a minute!
@Sterno You only played it for ten minutes?
I played Banished through the tutorials and then maybe another 5 minutes.
14:00
I should probably start it up again to see if anything's changed.
@StrixVaria It's a picture of Tiffany Suarez, a basketball player.
@BenBrocka I do. It's exactly what @badp said.
prob us only, but:
Amazon's giving away Android apps/games, incl. Kairosoft Dungeon Village and Sonic 2 - http://www.amazon.com/s/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&hidden-keywords=B009Y6OIWC%7CB0097GVJWQ%7CB0070DOHQS%7CB00CH1DJ9O%7CB00IEBE7GK%7CB00FQVMMQS%7CB004SRWW0C%7CB00IK1NTCW%7CB004Y1WCDE%7CB0067R0APK%7CB007QXWV1U%7CB00JQG4KHI%7CB007JM4CWY%7CB004TTMYQG%7CB005EHQGTS%7CB007L7JY3Y%7CB00BUVPIRS%7CB0064SHI9I%7CB00BJ7PY86%7CB004UB9SKS%7CB00ITTUR1Q%7CB004T6IBNY%7CB00GZHM4VA%7CB00B2WV3JC%7CB004GYVYV0%7CB005MKC9SE%7CB004XQYBA2%7CB00HAPRVWS%7CB00INC0ENU%7CB00COQTZLS%7CB00AJJUJ2Q&linkCode=ur2&page=1&rh=n%3Aundefined%2Cn%3A2350149011&tag=withthesarc05-20&linkId=FL6DYOFWIJEGQSW2
Also, Firefox, you somehow thought "exacrlt " was spelled properly and didn't flag it?
@agent86 Dungeon Village isn't bad.
14:05
@Frank indeed
unfort. it is one of 2-3 i already own
@GnomeSlice You would know that.
So, I bought Goat Simulator while it was on sale. :O
@Powerlord I bought it, sounds likei t's worth $3 worth of amusement
crap I missed that sale :/
So, Dreamfall Chapters has switched back to the episodic format.
14:08
the one time I didn't check the sale. one time
@agent86 I should have mentioned it earlier since I think it JUST ended 8 minutes ago
I fail at steam. brb deleting everything
virt did the soundtrack for Shovel Knight? Excellent. virt.bandcamp.com/album/shovel-knight-original-soundtrack
I think it ended at 4am
@agent86 I had my 1-click shipping address in the US and it worked.
14:09
@badp booyah free stuff
Actually, I was surprised virt still remembered who I was now that he's all famous and stuff.
@agent86 Actually, you're probably right.
@Powerlord He's pretty famous.
I was thinking I bought it when I woke up at 5am, but no... that's when I installed it.
> As a purchaser of a select app from the Amazon Appstore for Android you have earned a $1 credit valid towards Amazon Digital Music albums or single songs
I see where this is going, Amazon.
@GnomeSlice I know. And I knew who he was back before that. In fact, we had some bad blood between us in the late 90s/early 2000s.
14:12
@badp they want you to buy their phone and their TV thing and crap, dat ecosystem lock
(It was over who should be running a game music tracking group)
It's a shame, since amazon was so great for DRM free music, now (for non-music) they're going all "ecosystem"
I think I still have like $20 in appstore credit from the free appstore credit they gave me when they were giving away free apps.
I use google play 99.9% of the time, and just exploit the amazon freebies.
nice try earning mindshare, losers! free rides 4evah
I briefly did, but Amazon's freebies were too rarely worth it I just uninstalled their app store
@BenBrocka bandcamp
14:17
well, I got monument valley and threes for free via credit from their app, so yay.
that and humble bundles are how I tend to get my "paid" app fix
I don't think anyone DRMs music anymore--I just use whatever's not iTunes and has what I want. I like Bandcamp though
@agent86 I recommend Ramble Planet. It's so good.
And totally free.
this is amazing. Best worst voice acting
@BenBrocka It's so bad, I feel it's intentional.
It's from a japanese studio only released in Japan so it's kinda hard to tell
14:21
Nah, that's intentional
You heard that "whatever"?
stream froze
I did hear "my darling clementine operation"
This is amazing they need to bring this to the west digitally
@BenBrocka I probably pinged you about this already, but... hdmi splitter opinions?
I'd buy it. So bad it's brilliant.
@agent86 they're mostly all the same few generics with different brands painted on them. I use this 4x1 one and a 2x1 one amazon.com/gp/product/B003LMN5N8/…
14:31
@TimStone wow
Actually, no. I will comment. "The cloud" has never been so creepy.
I mostly blame the narrator.
"Kids help your parents trapped my brain in this bear"
Well shit
@TimStone "comes with an app that will download to almost any smart device" - let me guess, android and iOS
I tried to enable Twitch Turbo for free and probably ended up paying for it.
14:34
lol
@3ventic Looks like it
> *In order for Cloud Pets Teddy™ to send and receive messages, it must be within 30 feet of any smart device (Phone or Tablet).
"I want to take teddy outside!" "Oh I'm sorry sweetie, teddy is forced to live his days tethered to mommy's phone."
Oh good, they have one of those "pester you to buy before leaving" dialogs.
@5pike I like how the advisor sounds like an infomercial speaker
Morning, Bridge
@FAE Yeah, my girlfriend was just having a minor surgery :)
Also, is anyone here good at making planes in KSP?
iwatch concepts are so awful. Are you kidding me?
@BenBrocka wat
14:48
It's baby's first iWatch "concept" #35522
but it's in THREE DEE
just needs some #cardboard
@BenBrocka Apple will updo Android by making VR happen with paperclips
@BenBrocka This is basically Saints Row 3.5
FAE
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@SaintWacko I hope she recovers quickly!
uuuhm serial voting is handled automatically right ?
FAE
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14:57
@Jutschge aye
in general
and can i keep the rep from votes that i actually earned that day :>?
i mean votes not from the serial voter
@Jutschge yes, though if you hit rep cap I dont' think you get "refunded" the post-repcap non-serial votes
cuz right now i have the 200 cap and some other votes that are not from this user are ignored...
damit...
well wouldn't be too much anyways
Apparently that KickStarter for the Timespinner game is doing pretty well.
I know I backed it.
Apparently it's at $31,000 out of $50,000 already
@Powerlord 28 days to go. I'll make it.
15:07
So far of the things I've backed on Kickstarter, I've regretted all of them.
I'm going to stop going there.
@StrixVaria The last thing before this I backed was the totally unheard of title named Shovel Knight
Today's Listening | Post-rock / Alternative / Instrumental
via @Mana
@FAE Meanwhile Seth Rogen is going to kill us all by making a movie I hadn't even heard mention of yet that involves him trying to assassinate Kim Jong Un.
FAE
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@TimStone Yeeeeah, I heard about that. X_x
15:09
@TimStone Not sure if I want to be true.
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@StrixVaria This is a real thing. North Korea's threatening war or something if the movie releases.
@StrixVaria I've actually done pretty well so far. Admittedly I still have several I'm waiting to complete, but no disappointments yet.
They threaten war every couple of weeks
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Q: How do I get new game plus for Arkham Origins?

oStarZSo it doesnt say anything about the mode and how to get it. Also Im getting fuzzy noise when all the company names show up? Also in arkham city and maybe asylum

15:11
that's... an interesting way to describe a game
@FAE I did wonder if it'd be considered okay if the target was a sitting American president, for example. I know there are movies where "The President" is in danger, but I'm not sure if the character has ever been made to actually be the current head of state.
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@TimStone Not sure, off the top of my head.
Whoops, gotta go pick up stuff at the pharmacy before it closes.
@TimStone I'm almost certain there have been
@TimStone I've backed 4. Organic Panic (which is the only one I've gotten to try yet), which plays pretty poorly. Chasm, which is a genre that I've lost interest in since funding it. Chaos Reborn, which I don't even know what state of mind I was in when I backed it because it looks awful. The Universim, which added in-game rewards for higher backers in the form of new units or some bullshit.
@GnomeSlice installed on my phone, will check it out at some point...
15:15
@StrixVaria I backed the Universim too, but I don't really pay attention to funding shenanigans so long as I feel like I personally get value out of whatever they produce (which admittedly will stand to be seen)
@agent86 Let me know what you think.
@BenBrocka Possibly, but I couldn't think of any good examples off the top of my head where they just blatantly did that.
I've sure I could if I had seen more than like 3 movies in the last 5 years
15:20
Apparently the transportation authority for the Golden Gate bridge opened a proposition to add suicide barriers for public comment a few years ago, and it received responses like '"Leave the bridge alone," one commenter posted. "It's not the bridge's fault people choose to commit suicide there."'
Yeah, don't pick on the bridge man! It totally has feelings.
Of course if that were true it's probably suffering from post traumatic stress disorder after seeing so many people jump to their deaths, but whatever.
@GnomeSlice No, because it's not fun.
Yeah, no it's not.
I thought it would get better
so I beat monument valley. it was interesting, but short and not particularly challenging. like a casual bit of fez dlc or something.
the last level finally got interesting, and then it was over :(
most of the rest of it, it was very weird looking, but there was always just one or maybe two things you could do, and one of them was the answer to the "puzzle"
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Q: CS:GO list of available config settings and details about each setting

prolink007Is there a list of all Counter Strike: Global Offensive config settings that are available and details about each configuration setting? It would also be nice to know, what settings are considered illegal.

15:26
@agent86 That's kind of disappointing
@StrixVaria It was not like 2048 was ever fun
@StrixVaria You may be interested in this: store.steampowered.com/app/212030
Since I know you like brawlers.
I've not played it myself
Although I've heard a bit about it
@BenBrocka thanks, I'll check them out. yeah, they all seem pretty similar, probably just rebranded generic mass-produced in some factory in china type stuff.
15:41
@GnomeSlice Too much to play already :|
Just KoA and Dark Souls is like 70 hours according to that site that estimates game lengths.
@StrixVaria Dark Souls took me about 60 hours my first time through, so I dunno about that.
Also I haven't been able to invade anybody in a long time, I think the Dark Souls servers are fuct.
Which means you might not be able to summon people.
I don't like the idea of that anyway. I want to play through the game myself, not have people help me.
Same with Bravely Default. I have a high-level friend I could summon to help me wreck the fight, but that's lame.
You'll get bored of KOA in 6 hours
15:47
That's what I thought at first too. You can't summon high level people though, it's a level range based on your own level.
@Sterno I'm 2 hours in and I can kind of see that coming already.
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Q: How can I map a button on a logitech controller to launch Steam Big Picture

EnigmaI'd like to be able to, like with a PS3, pick up my controller and hit a button and have Steam Big Picture load up. To complicate the situation, I already have steam running (to keep games up to date) so it really needs to just launch Big Picture mode, not another instance entirely. I also don't...

And this murica% run is finally over
@Sterno Trying to put my finger on what exactly makes the game so much worse than Skyrim as I play.
The enemies are more expendable and frequent so far. The world pretends to be open but is (so far) just a straight line with big side areas to explore, not actually fully open.
@agent86 Amazon has a great return policy too. If you have any issues I usually just pull the power and plug it back in and it works. Maybe once every few months I'll have to do that, the 1x4 one seems to have more issues. I've never had a problem with the 1x2s actually I think
15:51
@StrixVaria I did sort of a comparison for the arqade blog - blog.gaming.stackexchange.com/2012/02/…
@agent86 Ooh.
@StrixVaria oh wait, that part didn't make the cut on the arqade blog article, it was an early WOTS article instead - withoutthesarcasm.com/…
loool broken jpeg
@StrixVaria Probably because it feels too MMO
@agent86 So far the arqade blog article is pretty spot on, though.
Oh yeah, I picked up Two Brothers yesterday at the same time as Goat Simulator. I figure at 75% off, it won't go down further.
15:54
Dense and bland are such good words to describe it.
@StrixVaria yeah, iirc raven didn't agree with my assessment and wrote a counterpoint article.
but I think I captured how I felt about it
@agent86 Will want to find that also.
ravendreamer on March 04, 2012

Before playing the demo, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning wasn’t really even a blip on my radar. It’s a weird post-holiday-season RPG from EA that is dropping two months after the most anticipated RPG game of last year – Skyrim. I really enjoyed Skyrim, but I was intrigued by the prospect of a new fantasy RPG series that dared to emerge so close in the wake of Skyrim. I wasn’t really expecting something totally new and fresh, so I was pleasantly surprised with what I ended up getting.

Kingdoms of Amalur is, in my eyes, an RPG-lite. It’s the well-rounded love child of Skyrim and Darksid …

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Q: GTA IV for steam won't launch

oStarZSo I think i need xlive.dll so can somebody provide me a link? Maybe it's because I have Windows 8.1? I have this on steam.

@agent86 This is so much better than working.
15:56
@StrixVaria hahaha
@agent86 He just liked the free PS Vita!
@Sterno I think that would sway my opinion as well.
also note that he shamelessly stole all my jpegs! all of my jpegs!!! my jpeeeegssss!!!!!!

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