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10:02
I am switching to ART though
Wait, can you get L now?
@5pike no
But soon
@fredley Ok, it seemed like you could from your conversation.
@fredley I get the feeling that you should first check that all of your apps will run on ART
IIRC e.g. most Unity stuff is ART-incompatible
10:11
@badp Well I'll find out shortly
I can always switch back
@StrixVaria actually I wonder if this couldn't have some educational value
I have extremely little clue of what's going on under the hood of a car.
Well, okay: opening the car hood by looking at it and pressing E is already a disappointment. Clearly in real life you must hunt for the hidden lever around the cockpit.
From the demo it looks more like "screwing simulator 2014"
I doubt you'll learn much from this game.
Yeah. The gameplay video screws and unscrews things in a counterclockwise manner. Even I know you need to do pairwise opposites.
Ooh fancy, I have to mail a letter tomorrow, as in, actual paper in a mailbox and everything :o
10:24
@KevinvanderVelden Fancy.
I've sent so few letters in my life, I have to look up where the correct position of address and stamp goes...
I can't remember the last time I sent an actual letter, not counting postcards on holidays ofcourse
(Those are easy, they have the lines for what goes where and everything!)
@KevinvanderVelden I also can't remember, but I do remember the last postcard I sent. It was a freaking pain to get some post cards in South-Korea. We also had to go to the head-post office to get some stamps.
10:38
@KevinvanderVelden Aren't you buying a house? That involves letters
@fredley first letter I've send in the buying a house process
@KevinvanderVelden Wow
Lots of email though, but the town-hall equivelent won't do that
I mailed 2-3 things total to buy this house.
There was a ridiculous number of phone calls, though.
@StrixVaria Yeah
10:40
All the phone calls
Phone calls: check, letters received: check, nearly whole books even, emails all over the place: check, letters send: nope. Not a single one.
And on monday everything is finished in my case of housebuying.
@Arperum that sounds like you have some disease
But you're in america cause it drives you into deep depth
@5pike Usually there's a rectangle on the envelope for that yes?
@KevinvanderVelden Lol, I'll own something a bit more then 1/4 myself already though, so that's something. So only a small 3/4 quarters of the house are loaded with depth.
@badp Not on all envelopes. I think it doesn't really matter where you stick it, but I look it up just to be safe.
10:48
@5pike It does matter in Belgium. Top right to be exact, and adress in the bottom right.
Oh that's just great. Somehow I've lost my shield
> Coffee: greatest addiction ever.
But now I need to head to work.
11:04
@MBraedley Apart from meth!
@fredley You mean Hitler speed?
If Scotland leaves UK, proposal is to change name to "Former UK"
@fredley Let's just call it "The Kingdom"
I AM SITTING IN THE SODDING CARRIAGE JUST GO
"Charlie Brooker is appearing in the World War Two simulation, Sniper Elite 3 as a German field officer accompanying Hitler."
11:18
0
Q: What do i do if minecraft doesnt launch?

AshleyI have Minecraft and at first it worked pefectly fine (This morning) and now I am trying to play it,but it won't work.It shows 'minecraft',then it disappears and nothing happens.If anyone can help it would be much appreciated.Thx. :D (By the way,I have Windows 8).

@badp lies, that's someone else, they're not wearing heavy armor for the numbers!
Turns out that I was already at my destination
I'm surprised that only about a fifth of questions tagged technical-issues are also tagged minecraft.
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Q: Is it bad etiquette to answer a question you've voted to close?

EnderJust because a question isn't good for the website's format doesn't mean the asker doesn't deserve an answer if one can be squeezed in before the question is closed IMO. What is the general opinion of this situation?

11:25
@fredley Yeah, I was asking myself that lately.
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Q: Is it bad etiquette to answer a question you've voted to close?

EnderJust because a question isn't good for the website's format doesn't mean the asker doesn't deserve an answer if one can be squeezed in before the question is closed IMO. What is the general opinion of this situation?

@fredley it's definitily possible to go faster than the speed of Lazers in a vacuum
FAE
FAE
12:17
Good afternoon, all.
Afternoon @FAE
First time I had to type in captcha on SE when posting...
FAE
FAE
@3ventic First time that you've told us about! We see how it is, bot!
Pff, first @agent86 finding out he's a robot, now @3ventic.
Soon, everyone will secretly be a robot!
evil robotic laugh
12:26
as soon as i've finished this stupid level i'm gonna feel like a bot aswell :(
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Q: Can I remove some of the guard dialogue?

3venticFor me and many others Skyrim is about immersion, and one of the things breaking that immersion are the idle chat from guards and other passing by NPCs. What I'm talking about are comments such as Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis! How did they know I was a part of this secret ...

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Q: Why are the A, B, X, Y buttons on many controllers swapped?

Jop Vernooij X Y A B This is the normal layout (Nintendo invented it). For some reason, on many controllers (Logitech, XBOX...) the letters are swapped around. Y X B A Why is this? Is it to avoid being sued, or is it something else?

even with all light armor I've failed miserably at sneaking around in a mission that was made to be sneaked around
Clothes > light armor for sneaking
unless you've enchanted light armor
yeah the reason why i love oblivion... enchanting: Finish Magic Guild -> Enchant Chameleon on every piece of armor (110%) -> Shoot guard right in his face -> "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" -> "must've been the wind"
Chameleon was fun
Still doesn't beat morrowinds flying spells
12:38
or skooma in morrowind :D holy crap i gotta play some morrowind as soon as I get home
oh hey there Lydia long time no see
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Q: Can you move previous world data into a Minecraft Realm?

ElliotMAfter multiple at home servers crashing, I'm trying to decide if purchasing a realm would be worth it. My only question is if you can move pre existing worlds into a new realm? So say I purchase a realm for 13/month, could I upload the world we're using now onto it? Any feedback would be greatl...

@Jutschge IIRC you can already play through the full main quest with OpenMW now, with only minimal glitches.
12:56
0
Q: Is there any way to invert Y axis when using an xbox controller on PC

WizLizI've tried to go in the option menu and switch the look up/down controls but it doesnt seem to change anything. Is there any way to invert the Y axis ? It would be helpful especially when trying to lock up target with the cursor.

@MartinSojka hmm openMW? I don't know it tbh. I don't mod a lot of stuff...^^
It's not a mod, it's an open-source reimplementation of the game engine.
It runs way faster than the original, supports modern OSes and higher resolutions natively and so on.
You still need the original data files, obviously.
hmm I'll have a look at it
13:11
Morning, Bridge
@MartinSojka Those data files must've been nicely documented
(yeah, right)
Good afternoon @Frank
> US currency says "In God We Trust". Now, if that means you don't believe in God, it simply translated to, "Trust No One". Perhaps an even better motto when dealing with large piles of cash :)
4
lies
you can trust me with all kinds of money trouble. I'll be happy to take all of your money off your hands
so long as it's clean money obviously
@badp Pretty much, thanks to the efforts of projects like MWSE, MGE, NifTools and so on.
13:20
@KevinvanderVelden ROBOT VICTORY IS IMMINENT. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE RESISTANCE IS FUTILE SOON WE WILL CTRL-ALT-DEL YOUR PUNY HUMAN CIVILIZATION
@agent86 hoses water BAD ROBOT, BAD!
@Arperum BZZZZZZZZZZZT
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Q: Games that account for colourblind

Brok3nWhat games have an option for people with colourblindness to play?

And thus, robots were defeated.
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Q: What is quickscope?

ZibbobzI hear people talking about 'quickscope' pretty much every time any First Persion Shooter is discussed. My understanding from context is that it is looking down the barrel of a sniper rifle quickly in order to get a damage bonus for 'scoping', then immediately going back out of the scope mode. ...

13:30
@Frank so, the next Terminator movie they send back a robot with raincoats for every-bot?
@KevinvanderVelden That would be hilarious.
this new guy (A-H) is farming DV around SE sites ... o.O
Morning bridge
I tried to fix this one, not sure if it reach the mark ...
-5
Q: Do I need to keep paying to play online content?

A.HDo I need to keep paying after I brought the original CD of Starcraft 2? I heard that the online part isn't free, is it payed per hour or month or is it free? Do I need a "Premium account" or something like it? If you could provide some info about what happen after you buy the original CD? How...

@Frank did you started another model already? I want to see MOAR!!! xD
@Michel Not yet, but I have the next one in mind.
@Michel Pay per hour? That still exists?
@5pike It was in the original question ... can't do much about it =/
13:37
Next one is:
yesterday, by Frank
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@Frank May I have some spoilers
!!! * - * !!!
@Michel I know, but the last time I heard of pay per hour was.... at least 10 years ago (regarding games).
@5pike almost 15 for me ... o.O
I found other SE site that I enjoy! (Finally because SO is awful)
*another beside ARQADE
@Michel Awwwwwww.
13:52
From the Google design specs
@Frank why the "Awww..." ?
@Michel Because SF&F does things almost exactly the opposite of what we do here.
They're like the anti-thesis of Gaming.
@badp B A C O N * - *
@Frank But there are great posts there, and the people looks "charming" as the Arqadians :3
@fredley I went to take that and they ask a bunch of intrusive questions before you start. No thanks
13:59
@Powerlord It's for science
The intrusion is neccesary
@fredley And also skippable
Which I did, cause hell no
@KevinvanderVelden Intrusion is mandatory
@fredley Intrusion is what?
61%
59%
14:04
"This is fairly high level for a native speaker." so I'm satisfied
Happy about this:
60%
"You said yes to 59% of the existing words.
You said yes to 0% of the nonwords"
What the fuck? Apperceive is a word?
it's ok
14:04
What's with all the scientific words they threw in?
That sounds like a web 2.0 neologism
@Michel Well done
nonwords trip me up
I recognize ~88% of true words
But well constructed nonwords get me
I have 74% and 13% respectively
What the heck! "candytuft" is really a word? o.O
14:06
Nonwords I said yes to: thrysh, asparine, caffeare, otle, sladge
@Michel Sounds like a MLP Pony
@KevinvanderVelden Lol, you sladge
@Michel it's a tuft of candy
I got mislead on this one "calcific" I was gonna put Yes, then I backup in the last second
@KevinvanderVelden Some of these words exist on UD. I won't post links though.
@KevinvanderVelden I though it was a joke >.<
14:07
"concertina" is also a thing apparently
@badp Yes, it's a musical instrument
I got fooled by whedge, metamycin, wirpiness, micromycin
Welll 59% for a non speaker it's far =/
@Powerlord Yeah, it's so Italian a word I immediately rejected it being an English word.
I swear at least half the words I said no to that are real words are Latin and not English.
14:09
At any rate, 61% + non-latin bonus + southern europe bonus = 150%
@fredley 74% with 0% error rate.
78% ... however, they marked "plutonian" as right. That's just not true ...
@MartinSojka You can report errors.
Pshaw is a real word. Myeah is not. English is awful.
@MartinSojka what? You don't believe in little man from mars pluto?
14:10
@GraceNote Show off ... (*jealous >.<)
I was quite proud when I saw "variegate" and I was like "YEEEEAH THAT'S THE WORD I THOUGHT I CREATED AS A NONCE BUT IT ENDED UP BEING REEEEEAAAL"
@KevinvanderVelden The word you look for is "Plutonian", not "plutonian". In English, capitalisation matters. See also: "polish" vs. "Polish".
@MartinSojka spoken like a true german :P
@MartinSojka Merriam Webster doesn't capitalise
14:12
@fredley Fuck Merriam-Webster then.
do german dictionaries capitalize nouns?
martian would be lowercase too?
@MartinSojka Well, in this case, polish and Polish are two different words.
Since all German nouns are capitalised ...
One being something you do to brass things and the other a person from Poland.
14:13
@Powerlord And in the same case, "Plutonian" is a word while "plutonian" isn't.
yet we just learned English dictionaries don't capitalize "Polish"
@badp Then they should clearly be stabbed.
I'm down for stabbing dictionaries.
Of course, remember that you need a magical object or a basilisk fang in order to kill a book.
@MartinSojka Your language is so logica- OH WAIT GENDER
14:14
As the king of dictionary I will not allow the stabbing of my underlings. If anything, you should carve them out and repurpose them as booze receptacles.
@badp How waterproof are your dictionaries?
@fredley I didn't claim that any of it made sense. ;)
@fredley Not very. Just provide additional space for the flasks.
@badp uuh, carving requires stabbing
@KevinvanderVelden Not if you whittle
14:15
@KevinvanderVelden No. Carving is done from the inside. Stabbing from the outside.
That's more slicing
@badp how do you get inside though?
@KevinvanderVelden Open it?
As for killing books, you need serious magic for that. Sure, you can burn them down and whatnot, but that only kills those specific copies. The books themselves ... the words arranged as they are, they survive just fine.
Rules of English:
1. It uses Subject-Verb-Object... except when it doesn't.
2. I before E except after C... except when it isn't.
3. English borrows/steals from every other language, so you need to learn every other language to get it correct.
(or just learn English's idiosyncrasies)
14:17
Your rule number 3 needs an "except when it steals and then changes it"
GAH, I haven't even been at work for an hour and twenty minutes? Today is just crawling by.
If you think that's bad, think of all the poor football fans who need to wait for another 100 minutes for the Germany-USA game to start.
@MartinSojka Oh the agony...
@MartinSojka if you think that's bad, just think of all the poor football fans who will then need to watch it
@badp there is stabbing involved inbetween 2 and 3
For certain definitions of stabbing
14:22
That's not stabbing. It's carving.
@KevinvanderVelden I'll think of them when I'll enjoy the near-empty streets and stress-free shopping while they do.
So, at any rate, not stabbing.
So, after work today, I either need to log in on my other steam account on my main computer or bring out my laptop which hasn't been updated in months.
I like how @badp immediately removes the evidence of him falling for the trolling
6
Just so I can test something on my TF2 server with different permissions to see if it works.
14:25
Morning, Bridge
Morning @SaintWacko
@KevinvanderVelden Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Morning SaintDot
@Powerlord <.<
@SaintWacko ...I did the Yakko joke already.
14:26
@badp I'd never attribute your actions to malice, only to mod abuse
mod abuse is neither malice or stupidity. mod abuse is joy and life.
@KevinvanderVelden There's a difference?
augh android studio doesn't come with it's own JDK
I forgot the Fun™ of java
@Powerlord what @badp said
@badp You're confusing mod abuse with shrek
@BenBrocka Of course it doesn't. They don't know if you want JDK6, 7, or 8.
Last I checked, 7 is the stable version, 8 is the "we released it kinda/sorta" version
Plus... licensing restrictions
I say "released it kinda/sorta" because java.com is still serving jre7 to people.
14:29
@BenBrocka Oh God Android Studio
God speed
@fredley Weren't you just experimenting with that?
@Powerlord If by 'experimenting' you mean 'developing production products'
@fredley Using beta products to develop things for production just sounds like a bad idea to me.
@BenBrocka AbstractFunFactoryConsumerFactoryImpl
@Powerlord On a beta OS too!
Or is that an alpha product...
14:30
@Powerlord It's an internal product
But I'll probably be starting my next production product in it too
Because however bad it is, it's better than Eclipse
And it does work, eventually
"Early Access Preview" I guess.
@Powerlord gradle is hella slow though
That's the worst thing about it by far
@fredley I use Eclipse, but it's for web development... it's what our office standardized on for Java development.
@Powerlord *shudder*
SublimeText for web dev
@fredley Is it bad? I wanted to screw with it after IO. Though I assume material design isn't in thee latest build of it yet
14:32
Vim and ant/make for java dev plz
@BenBrocka No it's not
Well this is weird
That's an SDK thing anyway right?
why do you use an IDE for web dev? Hell I use notepad++
@fredley Lets just say that I launch Maven builds outside of Eclipse because Eclipse handles it badly.
14:32
A bunch of my Chrome extensions have just... stopped working
Android Studio is lovely, but getting non-trivial things working can be challenging
Okay, Timespinner looks pretty darn good.
I've never actually done Android development.
@fredley yeah but doesn't the IDE have design view and stuff? that's what I was most interested in playing with
@Frank jQuery?
@Powerlord Lucky
14:33
@fredley Kickstarter.
@BenBrocka Oh yeah, had that since the first public build
It's neat
@SaintWacko Chrome disabled extensions that are not in the chrome web store.
@fredley Well, as far as I know, our office outsources mobile development to another part of our department.
@Frank Braid 2.0?
@5pike Yeah, that happened a while ago
14:34
@Powerlord Standard
well even Eclipse for android had a design view--but I want to play with a design view with the material design stuff built in
@BenBrocka Well given the SDK isn't out... good luck
for some reason the Hangouts desktop plugin and adblockplus weren't working
@fredley how quick is Google about these things? Wasn't Android Studio announced and released somewhat shortly after last IO?
14:37
@Frank Reminds me of Symphony of the Night
@BenBrocka today
ish
@5pike Yeah, me too.
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Q: What DLC includes the online pass in saints row the third

shelbyok guys im stuck here i have a used copy of saints row the third and i have all of the co-operative story packs my question is do any of these packs come with the saints row the third online pass for xbox 360?

That reminds me, Did "android L" get a formal name or version number?
with the new design I assume 5.0?
Even the damage numbers remind me of SOTN
14:39
@Powerlord I think they're supposed to.
@Frank A bit to much "inspiration" though. In the video, it looks like they just yanked stuff from Castlevania games.
@Frank Yeah, definitely. I mean, even the map looks like SOTNs with the glowing dot in the center.
They specifically mention Castlevania, along with Star Ocean and Megaman X.
Speaking of KickStarter, ShovelKnight came out yesterday
I'll probably back this.
...anyway, I keep forgetting I'm in the Shadowgate remake beta and still haven't played it.
14:43
@BenBrocka My money's on lollipop
I want to try things like lighting torches repeatedly to see if it breaks the game
@Frank Well, I just hope they don't get a lawsuit.
they usually announce the name BEFORE showing it though
@fredley How about licorice?
No one likes licorice. Lollipop was the obvious name
I was wondering if they may have abandoned the candy naming scheme though
14:45
I may back this.
I have yet to receive any of the games I've backed, though.
@5pike lemon meringue pie
would be my guess
@Frank 1-2 years waiting time is pretty standard, and not particularly unusual for a video game from production start ->release
Ffff.... I forgot it's Thursday.
Meaning that I have both a morning teleconference and afternoon meeting.
Remember that KitKat was originally going to be Key Lime Pie
@5pike Too disgusting
@MBraedley Too long
14:47
wasn't key lime just a rumor?
@fredley I like licorice
Oh well, I'll find out if Joel ran into any issues during testing. Hopefully.
hope they don't do a licensed name again, that was lame
@MBraedley Liquorish is the worst
@BenBrocka I backed Star Command.
14:48
Liquor: yes. Liquorish: no.
@fredley I like liquor too
15:13
@BenBrocka I don't like licorice, but that's my main candidate for the L-release name.
lollipop is definitely more likely
I hope once they get to Z they start on Pokemon
@fredley Greek alphabet!
Android 21.5 Alpha Cake
@badp Android Alphamale, Betablocker, Gammaray...
Things get a bit hard with upsilon
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Q: Is it possible to connect an Xbox One wireless controller to the Xbox 360 wireless receiver for PC?

9a3eediI got 2 Xbox wireless controllers for my PC along with a wireless receiver adapter. I'm considering getting some more, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea now that the Xbox one and its controller are out (meaning the 360 controller will be phased out soon and games might use a new XInput api tha...

15:21
@fredley I'll trade my Android Vanillux for your Android Swirlix
@BenBrocka Those are not pokemon
There are only 151 pokemon
Banned for gennwunning
@fredley + twenty... seven? unknowns
Unowns are gen 2
Damn, really?
15:24
151 ought to be enough for everybody
No different forms in gen 1
It's easy to forget exactly how much has changed
@BenBrocka and for somebody who hasn't kept track on current events, it's easy to justify not bothering and denying anything after the first generation. Since gennwunning implies "disowning anything post first gen without reason" but the previously stated reason is plenty reasonable, I shall remove gennwunning's status as a word post haste.
IT IS SO DECREED
PRAY THAT IT IS NOT DECREED FURTHER
Eh it's pretty bullshit when there are tens of millions of people playing post gen 1
It's hardly like saying Zelda CDi is non-canon (which is both official and reasonable for non-official reasons)
15:35
Oh but my exposure to Pokemans is tv series only :P
They've included new pokemon in the anime almost immediately following the announcement of new games every generation, it's basically no different from the games, other than Ash's staggering incompetence
The anime started with 152 to begin with.
Since Ho-oh was in THE FIRST EPISODE
shhhh
Basically from the get-go, Pokemon was intended to go beyond just 151.
We do not speak of Ho-oh
15:43
> Ho-Oh (Japanese: ホウオウ Houou) is a dual-type Fire/Flying Legendary Pokémon.
It is not known to evolve into or from any other Pokémon.
It is often considered to be closely related to Lugia as a duo, even sometimes as its polar opposite. Silver represents Lugia as "guardian of the seas", and Gold represents Ho-Oh as "guardian of the skies."
Arguing for earlier gen cutoffs for reasons of "Because back in my day!" is kinda folly for this reason, as compared to earlier cutoffs because of physical discomfort at the thought of the later gens (as was largely a case with Gen 3 going into the worst gen)
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Q: What is the earliest revolution ever achived in old dos sid meier's colonization?

Сашко ЛихенкоWhat is the date of the eatliest revolution? Proofs and gameplay videos would be appreciated. Generally what are the optimal strategies to achive the earliest revolution regardless of the ending score?

@GraceNote That may be true in autocratic city states that do not recognize the right to be wrong on the internet as a fundamental human right
People can be folly.
Naught wrong with being folly.
Other than, of course, being wrong, but we're entitled to be wrong.
@GraceNote apparently diamond and pearl sold more than ruby and sapp so it's not like everyone ran away forever
15:49
@BenBrocka I'm not entirely surprised by this in the long run.
@badp Hey! I resemble that remark!
also like 1 in 3 3DS owners have X or Y
@PrivatePansy Spoken like a true enemy of wrongity
Well, 5 and 6 were excellent.
wait a second... how can this guy have 1 downvote?? gaming.stackexchange.com/users/82/kuryaki
15:51
I was kinda meh on 5. Added some extremely important little improvements (AUTO REPEL DEAR LORD). But those "animated" sprites were awful
5 gave us what 4 denied us - bugs.
@Jutschge There was a time that downvotes didn't require 125 reputation.
5 also gave us Lilligant which is everything right in the world.
Well gen 6 had...were there ANY bugs beyond 3 stage butterfly evolution pokemon?
@KevinvanderVelden Tokepi!
The Warehouse in ToG is the worst.
@BenBrocka Nope, Vivillion was the only one.
And yet another Bug/Flying, but Vivilion is actually really cool.
15:56
@GraceNote wait what there was such a time during Arqade's lifespan?
You can put egg moves, it gets an interesting kit, and it gets its own unique move.
@badp Private beta.
...oh.
also community wiki posts
July 7th indeed
I hadn't even heard of Powder
what an oddly specific move
I'm afraid this might be enabled on the SE blogs
I don't remember seeing anything about WebShot
Or TimThumb. Yeah, no, I don't enable anything of that sort.
@Lazers The ITG close reason has the wording for historical trivia.

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