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Frank

19:02

This question should be removed since it's cross posted (gamedev.stackexchange.com/questions/79196/…) — Byte56 20 mins ago

Delete votes, go!

user15026

@Frank Or you know, I can push the magic button :P

Frank

@AshleyNunn Even better!

I like magic buttons!

They do sparkly things.

Braiam

@AshleyNunn CAN I HAZ MAGIK BUTTONS PLZ?

user15026

@Braiam Unfortunately I am not the giver of buttons that are magic

Braiam

;—;

user15026

19:05

I am very sorry.

user15026

@Frank Kirby Mass Attack came in the mail today. It is weird, but I think I like it.

Frank

@AshleyNunn Yeah, it's not like other Kirby games, but it is still pretty fun.

user15026

I am enjoying it.

Lazers

0

Q: How can I receive a success output signal from command block on a fill clock?

I have a setup like this: In which the yellow command blocks are a standard 20Hz /fill clock, and the blue is a command such as, for example: /spreadplayers ~ ~ 10 20 false @p[r=5] My problem, which has cropped up for me quite a few times, is that I want to get some kind of redstone pulse o...

0

Q: Watch dog starts shuttering and lagging after a running for a while

As what title says, I can ran the game smoothly for about 10 minutes, then it starts shuttering and switching to 5-10 fps randomly, I have the second update patched but that didnt help, and lower the setting did not help. The game runs on my gaming laptop: CPU: I7-4700MQ @ 2.40GHz RAM: 8GB GPU:...

watch-dogs

Powerlord

OK, over the wall from me, 3 different people are having 3 different loud conversations in 3 different cubes.

It's really distracting

user15026

19:13

@Powerlord Ick :(

Frank

Also, I went to Subway for lunch today. I was about to start eating it, when I noticed there were some hairs baked into it.

So I got to go back and get another sub.

user15026

eeeergh

user15026

I had wood fired pizza for lunch. It was a good plan.

user15026

It also got me outside for a bit :D

StrixVaria

@Frank And hopefully a refund.

badp

19:17

@AshleyNunn :D

user15026

@badp It had mushrooms. :D (and other stuff but mostly lots of mushrooms which is the best)

Frank

@StrixVaria Nope. They gave me extra cookies, though!

@AshleyNunn I concur with this. Mushrooms are da best.

StrixVaria

@AshleyNunn I'm so glad I resisted saying how good that pizza sounded. I would have been so wrong.

user15026

...Why the heck am I getting a ping noise twice per ping

user15026

@StrixVaria They had non-mushroom options!

badp

19:19

@AshleyNunn two different browsers?

StrixVaria

Mushrooms are the worst. (cc @SanePeople)

user15026

Like a chicken pesto one that I almost got

badp

wat

what even is chicken pesto

5pike

@StrixVaria Get out. Mushrooms are the best thing ever.

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user15026

@badp ah, that's what it was. (Forgot I was using IE last night)

Frank

19:19

@AshleyNunn Double pings, ho!

user15026

@badp chicken and pesto

user15026

not pesto made of chicken

badp

@AshleyNunn on a pizza?

Frank

Not as bad as @TrentHawkins' pings, though. Those I can feel when at home.

StrixVaria

@AshleyNunn What about a chicken made of pesto?

user15026

19:20

@badp Mhm. The basil pesto instead of a tomoato sauce, then cheese, chicken, red peppers, and a couple other things.

Arperum

And we are back for another edition of the mushroom wars.

user15026

@StrixVaria Now that I hadn't even considered.

badp

<python>ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrgh</python>

StrixVaria

I don't understand how this room can be so unanimously wrong on the topic of mushrooms.

badp

@StrixVaria The solution is obvious, but you refuse to accept it.

user15026

19:21

@StrixVaria Perhaps it is not the room who is wrong.

Tim Stone

I haven't had lunch and heard the word mushrooms. Why is food not being shoveled into my mouth as I speak? Do I need to start banning people?

user15026

Also, who told me Battleblock Theatre was awesome? Because I just bought it :P It will be my reward for lasting through two WC matches AT THE SAME DAMN TIME during my shift today because they don't think I suffer enough.

5pike

@TimStone Preferably, start with @StrixVaria

Frank

@StrixVaria When everyone is against you, perhaps you need to reconsider who is wrong.

StrixVaria

Frank

19:23

@StrixVaria Now THAT would be mod abuse.

user15026

@StrixVaria This is something I think daily at work :P

badp

@TimStone Banning people! He says what we're all thinking!

Arperum

@Frank It'll also get lonely fast. At least we still have mushrooms to eat our problems away

badp

@Arperum In fact we will invent a mushrooms Stack Exchange to ban StrixVaria from! with the mushrooms!

Frank

@badp mushroomsareawesome.SE

Lazers

19:25

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Q: Vampire and Werewolf at the same time, cannot remove

I'm an argonian and and a werewolf so I should have 150% resistance to disease, but somehow, suddenly, my screen keeps turning red every five seconds telling me that my vampiric powers recede as I feed. I check my effects menu and I maintain the traits or a level 1 vampire. I may have gotten caug...

skyrim skyrim-dawnguard

Arperum

@Lazers Couldn't this question at least be on topic and talk about mushrooms?

Frank

@Lazers Rename to, "Vampire and Werewolf at the same time, can't eat mushrooms"

Tim Stone

> "...my vampiric powers recede as I feed [on mushrooms]"

badp

huh, Skype 4.3 released for Linux

Skype for Linux comes back to being only one version behind all other versions!

Frank

@TimStone Mushrooms: the cure for blood sucking.

LessPop_MoreFizz

19:32

Non-hallucinogenic Mushrooms are awful.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz nooooo, they are delicious and amazing.

user15026

(I gotta say, though, I never really realized they were such a polarizing food.)

FAE

@AshleyNunn Jochem's grandma makes stuffed mushroom caps stuffed with other mushrooms. It is delicious.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Sounds like somebody has had a few too many hallucinogenic mushrooms warp their perceptions of other mushrooms.

user15026

@FAE now that is how you have mushrooms.

user15026

19:33

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, is that how it starts.....

5pike

@AshleyNunn There are 2 kinds of people - People that like mushrooms and people that are wrong.

FAE

@AshleyNunn Soooo tastyyyyy.

Tim Stone

@FAE I want this.

Powerlord

@5pike You mean people who eat fungus and people who are smart?

5pike

@Powerlord Seems like you are the wrong kind

LessPop_MoreFizz

19:37

@5pike okay, and what's the other kind? Because you only described one kind of person there.

4

"People that like mushrooms and that are wrong", and ...?

Arperum

18 mins ago, by Arperum

And we are back for another edition of the mushroom wars.

Wipqozn

mushrooms > not mushrooms

Powerlord

So, how about them [insert sports team]?

FAE

@TimStone It is the best thing.

StrixVaria

@Powerlord shakes fist

FAE

19:42

@Arperum Suddenly, we're in Adventure Time!

Powerlord

So, what's with them making an Adventure Time game that is a clone of Zelda?

user15026

@Powerlord They've made a couple AT games.

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn This is the one they were talking about at E3.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz You are missing a word there

Unless you have done so to enable your wrongness on the internet

because I believe you are exercising your rights there.

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy I asked because I have monaco but haven't finished it--only played it with a friend, don't think I'd complete it solo

Ronan Forman

19:54

@AshleyNunn And they're all pretty terrible.

user15026

@RonanForman Unfortunately, yes

Ronan Forman

I imagine it's because it's inexperienced companies making them, but the skyrocketed into the spotlight by the marketing behemoth that is adventure time.

I guess this one is the company trying to play it safe and going a bit overboard.

Ben Brocka

I thought the not-dungeon one was supposed to be okay

user15026

@BenBrocka If you mean the "hey ice king" one, it is okay, just very repetitive

Ronan Forman

@BenBrocka Ice king why did you steal our garbage?

user15026

19:59

I know nothing about this apparent zelda like new one because I stopped paying attention after two crap titles

LessPop_MoreFizz

#LIFEHACK: STEAL ANYTHING THAT ISN'T BOLTED TO THE GROUND

Tweeted by NatTowsen on June 23, 2014 at 6:33 PM

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Ben Brocka

Wayforward really does platformers best though. Even Mighty Switch Force is more speedrun platforming than puzzling

LessPop_MoreFizz

/CC @Sterno

Ronan Forman

@LessPop_MoreFizz If it is, steal the bolts too!

5pike

@LessPop_MoreFizz TES/Fallout

user15026

20:04

@BenBrocka It's so hard for me to be fast enough but awesome.

Powerlord

Why isn't it going home time yet. :(

Ben Brocka

MSF is my fav stuff of theres along with shantae

IMO MFS2 is easier

partly because the water gun is a bit less precise I guess

user15026

@Powerlord Because if you are me you just started your shift

Ben Brocka

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn Nah, I've been here since before 9am EDT

user15026

20:06

@BenBrocka oh dear god

Arperum

@BenBrocka Wait? So rice is not "real food"?

Ronan Forman

@Arperum Do you still believe in rice? That is adorable...

Arperum

@RonanForman Then tell what I have been eating half the time?

Ronan Forman

@Arperum Nothing! Don't you see, the food was you all along!

Tim Stone

throws Citrix out the window

Arperum

20:20

@RonanForman @BenBrocka So according to this I am made of bees?

Ben Brocka

well that's a slow loading gif

but yes, bees

Arperum

@TimStone throws a brick out of your window

Ben Brocka

@TimStone the citrix is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

Arperum

@BenBrocka it loading pretty much instantly here.

Tim Stone

@Arperum Good, maybe it'll land on top of Citrix.

@BenBrocka :O!

Arperum

20:21

@TimStone That was the goal.

Ben Brocka

@Arperum oh, must have just been me then

Tim Stone

Huh, Google is now beta-testing being a registrar?

Ben Brocka

Interesting move, though I'd want to know why they're better than Namecheap. I've had no real problems with them

Tim Stone

Anything

Ben Brocka

okay 128GB storage/4GB RAM surface or 256GB storage/8GB ram?

Tim Stone

20:28

I'd have to go with the larger one, but it still makes me sad the choices are so restrictive.

Ben Brocka

yeah, I'd like to chose ram/storage/proc totally independently

badp

@TimStone Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Ben Brocka

most reviews seem to favor the i5, and particularly the 8gb ram one

Tim Stone

@badp dearazure.com

badp

@TimStone oh it's actually not a chat bot.

Tim Stone

20:33

Apparently they're...giving people stuff too? Says that one guy got an inflatable hot tub. >_>

Powerlord

Oh yeah, Shovel Knight comes out this week on Thursday.

Tim Stone

This is excellent

AND IT'S ON SALE!

5pike

> 2450 $

LessPop_MoreFizz

@TimStone Haven't they been playing with this on an off for like... a decade now?

Tim Stone

shrugs

Ben Brocka

20:37

nsfw

Tim Stone

@5pike It's Italian. Someone has to pay for @badp to be on constant mod-abuse watch.

user15026

@TimStone O.o Still far out of my budget :P

badp

It's a circle with a rectangle cut off. What's not to like?

Chances are you'll find this in an IKEA store in a few years for a fifteenth of the price or somethin'

whispers damn pirates

5pike

Wouldn't surprise me if there's already something similar (and tons cheaper) in furniture stores.

Unionhawk

looks at star list AGAIN WITH THE MUSHROOMS

AND AGAIN WITH THE CHAT BUGS

Tim Stone

20:40

Chat bugs are the worst.

Someone remind me to look into that tonight.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Wedding Cake of an acquaintance.

user15026

It looks yummy AND nerdy.

user15026

The cake geek in me wants to nkow what kind of cake.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz What are the little round things made of?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FAE No clue! But the look like donut holes.

FAE

20:43

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah okay, was wondering if it was marzipan.

Either way, super cute!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FAE Could be! I have no idea really!

user15026

They look like cake balls to me

Blem

so much i would be happy to not know was a thing on Youtube >.<

►

FAE

@TimStone Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Look into those chat bugs tonight. Hey.

Frank

@FAE Navi? Is that you? :P

Tim Stone

20:46

Much appreciated

FAE

@Frank :D

James

@Blem Like the Knife Song? :)

Yuuki

So... Nether?

user15026

Okay, two WC games at once is torture

5pike

@Yuuki Well, do you like DayZ?

Yuuki

20:53

@5pike Haven't played DayZ.

But am kinda interested.

Ben Brocka

I was interested in it until I saw it's multiplayer only. Enemy design looks interesting at least

but since it's Day Z Again I'm sure the enemies are a complete joke and it's just you vs 2000 PKers The Game

5pike

@Yuuki Ok. From what I've seen - you are on a big map scavenging money and stuff and fight against demons while avoiding other human players like the plague.

Yuuki

@BenBrocka Ew, multiplayer only?

Ben Brocka

sounded like it in the description, and it has 'multiplayer" in the sidebar and no "single player"

Yuuki

So... worst Community Choice ever.

I already own all 4.

FAE

21:03

@Yuuki That probably says more about you than the community. :P

Yuuki

And yet purchased none of them. :)

Ben Brocka

IIRC I voted for this one because the other one was boring

user15026

I was okay with it, because I wanted CasteCrashers and 1.49 is totally in my budget :D

Frank

Day 4, and still nothing I want to pick up.

Yuuki

Friends gifted me Magicka, Dungeon Defenders, and Castle Crashers. I got Risk of Rain while it was super-cheap with money I got from selling Steam Trading Cards.

user15026

21:04

So I grabbed that and Battleblock Theatre today

user15026

@Frank That's good for your wallet though :D

Ben Brocka

I was given Magika but never played it

user15026

I played a little of it

Frank

@AshleyNunn Yep. Just buy more gunpla with it.

@AshleyNunn Welcome to the ranks of too many games, and not enough time. :P

FAE

@AshleyNunn The latter might be a bit rough for you, it's pretty reflex heavy.

user15026

21:05

@Frank Oh, I am so far in that rabbit hole.

Frank

@AshleyNunn I got laid off, and still didn't have enough time for everything!

user15026

@FAE Yeah, I was kinda on the fence, but the price was okay for "impulse buy that might make me frustrate"

FAE

@AshleyNunn Haha

user15026

@Frank Hahaha yeah that was hte same for me but a lot of that was because looking for a job became my job

Frank

Speaking of gunpla, my next one is going to be awesome.

This is my next one

Unionhawk

21:07

Oh hey, apparently is panic time

user15026

We’re offline as we cut over to our backup site due to a routing issue. If you need a book to read, this one’s great:http://www.amazon.com/dp/0374275637/?tag=googhydr-20&hvadid=38274035367&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5268685217934213675&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_3txldlwlgl_b

Tweeted by StackExchange on June 23, 2014 at 9:02 PM

badp

hm... where's okay panic when you need him?

GnomeSlice

weafgawr

oh it's back

badp

oh stackstatus vs stackexchange

Well the feed's working properly

activates engineer relaxation taunt

GnomeSlice

kickstarter.com/projects/firebelly/temporus

OKAY, PANIC.

21:32

A routing issue just appeared affecting all our network connectivity, we are working on it now.

Tweeted by StackStatus on June 23, 2014 at 8:55 PM

We are bringing the major sites up in Oregon now.

Tweeted by StackStatus on June 23, 2014 at 8:57 PM

We lost multiple internet providers simultaneously, we are working on getting Oregon stable as quickly as we can.

Tweeted by StackStatus on June 23, 2014 at 9:27 PM

Yuuki

@OKAY,PANIC. Stack Exchange has died of dysentery.

3

LessPop_MoreFizz

Meanwhile in other sites that are down: SomethingAwful has been down all day and goons are getting restless. Lowtax is also getting restless:

@lowtax I love that I paid $10 for something I can't use

Tweeted by BoulderCritic on June 23, 2014 at 6:53 PM

@BoulderCritic wow you got ripped off if you paid $10 for condoms

Tweeted by lowtax on June 23, 2014 at 6:57 PM in reply to BoulderCritic

user15026

Oh dear.

user15026

I am just glad it is not my work that is down today

user15026

There was so much angry

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:38

I think he is snapping:

@MatthewKSears weep at what my life has become

Tweeted by lowtax on June 23, 2014 at 8:02 PM in reply to MatthewKSears

OKAY, PANIC.

We have reverted DNS to New York and are coming back online now, TTL is 5 minutes

Tweeted by StackStatus on June 23, 2014 at 9:35 PM

LessPop_MoreFizz

How Do We Get Young Women Interested in Computer Scientists?

Lazers

0

Q: x3 albion prelude how to fly other ships

I Started as a humble merchant I have both ships and I have figured out how to make some good cash. I am wondering of there is a way to fly the scout ship discoverer? I can't seem to get a google hit on this question but I see others saying that they set up the mercury to auto trade and fly the d...

x3-albion-prelude

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Bring lots and lots of alcohol.

MBraedley

> KUBRA Convenience Fee: $ 5.95

That's bullshit, NS Power

But it's what I deserve for not signing up for e-pay earlier

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:47

@AshleyNunn Here is an article that will help you to do your job more better.

And now I am off to go do some work and be productive.

MBraedley

Minutes away from tasty pizza :)

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I don't think that is as helpful as you do ;)

Martin Sojka

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'd start by emphasising that CS (programming in particular) needs creativity first and math skills are secondary. It seems that the latter discourages lots of women/girls for some reason.

MBraedley

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh god, it's just like the lead-up to the NFL post-season.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MartinSojka This is what you get for not clicking links.

GnomeSlice

21:49

weavesilk.com

Yuuki

@MartinSojka Or not reading the last four characters in the title.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MBraedley #4 looks like a pretty legit strategy.

Martin Sojka

@LessPop_MoreFizz Heh. Got me there. ;) To be fair, I've seen lots of the other talk (about getting women into CS fields) recently due to the new Google program.

Basically, my mind filled in the blanks before I was done reading.

user15026

@GnomeSlice I am not sure why I find that so entertaining but I do

GnomeSlice

It's awesome, that's why

MBraedley

21:53

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's all fine and good for computer scientists, but what about engineers!?

FAE

@GnomeSlice I always love this site.

GnomeSlice

@FAE I know right

OKAY, PANIC.

We are still having issues with one uplink provider in New York and are working on restoring redundancy as quickly as we can.

Tweeted by StackStatus on June 23, 2014 at 9:43 PM

Braiam

@OKAY,PANIC. just fire someone already... things will get fixed

badp

I'm in the middle of a ridiculous (by local standards) thunderstorm

The sky is flashing at about 12 frames per second

there's a constant sound of thunders in the background

FAE

21:57

@badp Here, have a nifty lightning strike map

badp

I disconnected my desktop from the power outlet and opened my window wide to take enjoy the show

Braiam

@badp aliens are running a photo session ;)

FAE

Sorry, not real time, 20 minutes delay, but still cool.

badp

I wish I could zoom

Yeah we're that huge white blob there

Martin Sojka

Judging by the time in the corner, it's about 2 minutes delay ...

badp

21:59

I clicked on Central EU and got Columbia Tampa and Jacksville

their idea of "southwest EU" is also pretty funny...

and southwest EU is back to Tampa

user15026

@Braiam twitter.com/StackExchange/status/481191294266793984

badp

@FAE I think 20 minutes is just the white color for recent strikes on the bg map

FAE

@badp Yeah, 20 for the white, then increasingly longer for the deeper colors.

badp

actually the map now has no white dots?

user15026

Is there any way to know how much money you have made total selling on Steam?

FAE

22:10

@AshleyNunn Think you just have to keep track yourself.

badp

@AshleyNunn enhanced steam

user15026

@FAE Well, that's no fun :P

user15026

@badp ???

FAE

@badp Or that, if they have that.

badp

the enhanced steam extension does that

Yuuki

22:11

Man, installing Metro: Last Light is going really slowly.

badp

It will show here: steamcommunity.com/market

user15026

Second tornado in Ontario this season touched down somewhere near my parents' ish.

user15026

O.o

FAE

@AshleyNunn Ack D:

@badp Is it in Market History?

user15026

It was apparently tiny and didn't cause a lot of damage, but dang.

user15026

22:13

@badp looks for that extension

Lazers

0

Q: What can I do if I'm starving and I have no food?

I'm not sure how am I supposed to handle food in Pixel Dungeon: apparently you find it at random, and if you don't happen to find it, you'll just starve to death. Is that normal behaviour, or I'm missing something? Everything else, AFAIK, is just matter of strategy+tactics, luck helps but you ca...

pixel-dungeon

badp

@FAE It takes a second to load. It should appear below browse by game

Especially for me, as I have 89 pages of market history

FAE

I got a foil Summer Trading Card drop the other day, which was nice to sell.

@badp Daaamn, I only have 57.

Still not seeing a total. Maybe I need to wait longer?

Yuuki

@FAE How much did you get?

badp

@FAE same here actually, it might be temporarily borked

FAE

22:17

@Yuuki €1,29

@badp Damn.

Yuuki

@FAE Damn, son.

badp

This is what it looks like when it works:

Jun 20 at 15:09, by badp

FAE

@badp Cool, I'll have to check back on it. Maybe they're just overloaded right now. Lots of people use enhanced steam during the sales.

user15026

Well, I can't remember my damn password.

user15026

That doesn't make things any better. :P

badp

22:18

End of thunderstorm

user15026

(And I don't want to sign out of the desktop just to find that out)

badp

Wondering if I should turn my computer back on

or if it's late enough that it's not worth it

sigh

In other Twitch Youtubey news

badp

22:29

also the latest changes to Steam where logging into "a new device" means you can't access the market and trade items for a whole week are somewhat draconian

only ever so slightly

GnomeSlice

It would be nice if they would fix the download scheduler before adding new shit

Martin Sojka

@badp Last I heard of it, it also triggers when you do something as simple and typically recommended as clean your cookies. I wonder if they fixed that. :D

FAE

@MartinSojka ...whaaaaaat

MBraedley

Don't die, Cosima. Please don't die. I want another season with you.

Martin Sojka

steamcommunity.com/groups/community_market/discussions/0/… - the thread is from August last year though.

MBraedley

22:44

Also, having Michelle Forbes be a regular cast member would be awesome.

Unionhawk

22:55

Damn, go pink team

Oh, wait, that's day 4

Back to not caring.

user15026

Damn it, why doesn't Typing of the Dead run for me? :(

Lazers

23:11

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Q: Can't take capital even with casus belli

Why is it that I can't take the capital of Aragon (Valencia) even when I have casus belli on Valencia. I've done some searching and some people say you need to take all nearby zones as well, but I HAVE taken all of them including the bordering island zone. Valencia still doesn't show up as an an...

europa-universalis-4

GnomeSlice

23:21

@LessPop_MoreFizz gog.com/game/icewind_dale_2

This seems like something you would be interested in.

Blem

This is what I imagine @Wipqozn looks like while listening to this

Lazers

0

Q: Skipping The Kayran fight

Is there a way to skip the Kayran fight and go on with the story? Or do I have to do this fight. I tried so many times now, but most of the time the tentacles hit the Yrden spot but don't freeze. I managed to cut of 2 tentacles, but then I die. I used three posions. I liked the game so far, bu...

the-witcher-2

GnomeSlice

23:43

store.steampowered.com/app/250760

sweet

GnomeSlice

23:59

gaugepowered.com

Frank

Burn

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