The Bridge

Oh bloody hell, now instead of getting ads for bible video's I'm getting ads for "metal bibles"... so the bible with some more fiction added

@Wipqozn I played 5 minutes of DS2 last night.

FIRST FIVE MINUTES IS BORING

@Sterno So...you got to the witch hut and made your character?

@Sterno YOU FILTHY CASUAL. YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING IS BORING AFTER ONLY 5 MINUTES. YOU NEED TO PLAY FOR AT LEAST 50 HOURS

@Wipqozn I got to the first half of that statement.

12:14 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Except 5 minute really is too early.

Then I got sleepy and went to bed.

Oh, I fully expect DS2 to be awesome.

@Wipqozn yeah, but still =p

It just didn't manage to keep me awake last night

@Sterno you should backtrack before making your character.

And die to the troll thing?

12:15 PM

@Sterno are you not playing the prepare to die edition?

@Sterno Yes! err, I mean, no! you can totally wail on that thing with your fists!

FIGHT LIKE A MAN

Or was that DS1 only?

@KevinvanderVelden DS1 only. The PC version for DS2 won't be out for 2 more months.

@KevinvanderVelden How many times has @spugsley been bridge married now? Isn't she married to @AshleyNunn too?

Seriously though, is there a reason to backtrack?

@Sterno there are a couple items in the starting area.

12:17 PM

I think I found a coin.

That's it

Two or three in the area near the ogre, and there's one below the bridge outside the witches hut. You probably saw it, not sure if you got it.

@Wipqozn she is indeed still married to @AshleyNunn, but there's nothing wrong with polyamory/polygamy.

@Wipqozn 1 month*

@OrigamiRobot Doesn't matter. The true fans bought it on the PS3!

ONLY MY PLATFORM OF CHOICE IS CORRECT

@Wipqozn Flagged as fanboiz

12:18 PM

@KevinvanderVelden flagged as your face

@Wipqozn are you a fanboy of my face? That'd be acceptable

Q: the impact of reuse the nether reactor core

@KevinvanderVelden No.

I'm a fanboy of @OrigamiRobot's face.

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Lazers

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So i built nether reactor in my minecraft pe,i won a fight with the zombie pigman,and i'm safe But after that,i try to collect the obsidian and i found the nether reactor core is still functional So I build the nether reactor again using the old nether reactor that is (not mined) still in the s...

minecraft-pocket-edition

So this is an actual thing Microsoft would be a great addition to Xbox Live

►

The fact that someone came up with the name "NUads" outside of some deliberate Orwellian metaphor is impressive

@Wipqozn I have to star his so people don't think I starred it.

12:29 PM

@OrigamiRobot don't worry, I starred it for you

Q: Travel Stack Exchange - Top User Swag!

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TOWEL.

@OrigamiRobot I do the same thing all the time.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I forgot you exist on other sites on the network.

@wipqozn I even moderate another one!

@LessPop_MoreFizz My word.

I suppose you are an expert when it comes to beer.

That said, I have about 5 times as much rep on gaming as I do on all my other sites combined.

But what matters here is... TOWEL.

12:43 PM

My next two highest rep sites are sites on which I only have one post.

In fact my highest voted post is a question on Movies.SE.

No towel for you then.

Also Movies.SE has been in beta for so long now.

I asked my one question 2 years ago now.

According to their Area 51 stats their questions per day is at 7.9 and answers per question at 1.7, putting both of those in the "okay" category. Everything else is rated excellent.

They got almost 16k visits per day and only 7.9 questions per day. My word.

Unfortunately 7.8 of those 7.9 questions per day are "poke the plot hole"

Private Pansy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Does it make you a hoopy frood?

@Wipqozn There are far more extreme sites in that regard, e.g. Seasoned Advice and Skeptics

12:51 PM

Oh wow, skeptics has less than 4 questions per day with 20k visits per day.

Seasoned advice is at 6.6 with with 73k. wow.

I love the huge drop off between stack overflow and the res tof the site.

Today I learned that my scanner is crap

Hey @Wipqozn, did you ever Powerlord's advice? (points to your profile)

Stack Overflow has 8.7k questions per day, and no other site above 600.

@3ventic it's a scanner, it should be obvious tht it's crap

@KevinvanderVelden I still havne't played Other M, so no.

12:53 PM

Actually it's a printer with scanner

which just makes it worse

@3ventic double crap then

The printer is even worse

It's like, crap with a frosting of crap

The printer has a built-in RNG for when to print out properly

half the time the paper comes out with the content either tilted so half of it isn't visible or the ink is smudged all over the paper

@KevinvanderVelden What advice?

1:00 PM

Sep 15 '11 at 18:43, by Powerlord

@Wipqozn That reminds me, when you do play Other M, make sure to load your save again after the end credits roll.

Oh, on a different subject, the last cutscene in Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy amused me.

@KevinvanderVelden I think you a word again.

@OrigamiRobot #(*&(@*#&%(#@*&%

ALL THE WORDS ALL THE TIME

Or well, one word some of the time

Considering it had Luke and the Professor in the Professor's car driving to settle an inheritance dispute for some guy named Baron Reinhold and then ended on a To Be Continued...

(which is the setup for Professor Layton and the Curious Village)

@Powerlord Oh right, I ned to play that a tsome point.

Grace Note

1:13 PM

Apparently this is a thing

It happened

@fredley All I see is vanilla 2048 on the same page as yet another Flappy Bird clone.

Is there more to it than that?

@StrixVaria No.

But now you can play your two favourite games at the same time!

@fredley I'll be honest, doge2048 was more impressive.

Private Pansy

@Powerlord Well, one is slapping together a page with two iframes in it, the other involved editing the stylesheet of the game so that it displayed Comic Sans

I'm not sure if either are suppose to be impressive

1:25 PM

@PrivatePansy doge2048 also changed the images, but meh.

@Powerlord which also involved simply editing the style sheet

@KevinvanderVelden Still took more effort than 2 iframes. Although I admit it sounded more impressive when I thought they'd have to edit a binary.

@Powerlord it's javascript, there is no binary =p

Seriously, MS, why does Remote Desktop on two Windows 7 machines with multiple monitors shove everything over to the left monitor when the original source had them spread across both?

Also, Firefox, learn how to do transparent updates.

badp

@BenBrocka so they're ads... with polls! Finally the kind of innovation that digital TV promised us is at hand!

1:36 PM

err... what a weird flags

amazon.com/Dokodemo-Issho-Costume-Vocaloid-Revoltech/dp/…

oh dear what

Reasons to build a game console:
---games---
---VR---
Ads

badp

@BenBrocka Also sports, television

skype

dogs

fish ai

etc.

the whole bag o' tricks

Wow, Windows 7's search file contents sucks

It only searches in file types windows knows how to search and ignores other file types even if they're plaintext.

@Powerlord yes it's awful. I use notepad++'s if I need contents search

Good morning, Bridge

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1:49 PM

How is there not a FlappyDoge yet?

Oh. There is.

@Sterno there is...

I hate humanity.

But mostly @fredley.

Humanity feels the same for you @Sterno

;)

@Sterno it was one of the first

the first everyone was blabbing about anyway

@Sterno that was posted in the bridge ages ag.

1:51 PM

Restaurant idea: TacoDoge

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@Sterno Yeah, @fredley is the worst.

@Wipqozn NO ONE LIKES A KNOW IT ALL

@Sterno I do, so long as it's me.

@Sterno Doge Motorcars

@BenBrocka DogeCars.

1:53 PM

DogeDoge <--- maximum Dogeness :D

@Sterno Yes, they do! I'm a know it all, and everyone likes me!

@Braiam I thought about making that joke but couldn't decided if I wanted to put Doge before Doge or Doge before Doge.

@Wipqozn Doge after Doge is the only way about it :/

Sconibulus

Is dogedoge when Doge rules part of Italy?

Speaking of, apparently Twitch Plays Pokemon accidentally killed their Doge in Dogez

1:57 PM

McDogealds

@BenBrocka They are playing some hamster game now.

RIP hamster

This is adorable

> If he's not being used as much as his friends, Brad gets upset. He'll wiggle his little handle to get your attention, begging you to make some toast or at least to give him a reassuring pat on the side. Ignore him long enough, and he'll take a more drastic measure: pinging a network of potential owners to find a new home. Hey, at least he didn't burn down your kitchen.

Wow even TPP playing Dogz gets fanart

oops

2:07 PM

@Sterno LIFEHACK: Instead of making a picture yourself with photoshop just use MS Paint

My MS paint skills are legendary.

I'm good at both cutting and pasting.

@Sterno Oh snap!

Supernatural season 10? How?

Q: What is the difference with _se maps in CS:GO?

@OrigamiRobot Well, they haven't killed God yet.

Lazers

2:08 PM

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I've noticed that in CS:GO, there are two versions of some maps: The "normal" map, and the _se version of the map (for instance, de_aztec and de_aztec_se). What is the difference between the standard map and the _se version of it?

counter-strike-go

Now THERE'S a lego machine.

@OrigamiRobot They want to make sure they ruin the show as much as possible before letting it die.

@Sterno You mean Chuck.

@OrigamiRobot Probably but you can't really be sure!

Speaking of shows that started out okay and just ran themselves into the ground though, I submit Chuck.

@Sterno Chuck was awesome straight through.

Ending was kinda meh, but it kept itself fresh.

Jason Berkan

2:21 PM

This is funny because it is true.

@Frank It gives my life a sense of stability to know we never agree on anything.

@Sterno Except when we do.

And then the world burns.

@Frank I think pretty much any time the two of us agree on site policy, all other discussion should halt and our opinion should be immediately implemented.

@Sterno That's rare and uncommon enough that I completely agree.

Now, to bribe you regarding lore...:P

AND BY OUR AGREEMENT SUCH A SYSTEM SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY IMPLEMENTED

Maybe this was all a ploy and we're like Peter and Valentine Wiggins!

You can be Valentine

Did the movie even have those two characters in it?

2:27 PM

I don't even know which movie you're talking about.

Jason Berkan

Ender's Game

I hate all the hours I have to spend at work not reading the last 150 pages of Words of Radiance.

I want to read that book but I also don't want to be mad that book 3 isn't out yet.

@StrixVaria replace last 150 pages of Words of Radiance with every book in furies of calderon for me

@KevinvanderVelden I'm going to read the rest of that series after I finish Words of Radiance.

2:28 PM

@Sterno It was confirmed by the actor.

I finished the first yesterday, then went to pick up the second book so I could read some more

Everyone even kind of half remotely interested in fantasy needs to read Stormlight Archive.

@StrixVaria YES

Is book 2 the last book of the series or are there gonna be more books?

@KevinvanderVelden Planned 10 books.

@OrigamiRobot Actors cannot be trusted. They lie about who they are for a living.

2:30 PM

@Sterno At least Sanderson writes really, really fast and is still reasonably young, so I'm confident that the series will be actually finished

The first 5 are one plotline, and the second 5 are a "sequel" plotline.

Cool

I like longer series :)

@KevinvanderVelden In other words, wait 12 years, then read them.

Now that Sanderson is done with WoT they should come out more frequently...

He writes really fast.

I'm going to be sad when I'm older and a cool series comes out and I know I'll probably die before it's finished.

2:31 PM

@Sterno naah, I'll just do what I did with WoT, reread them every time a new one comes out

@Sterno Or you could say they only lie because they are paid to. Plently of people lie for free.

@StrixVaria I'm not quite done the second book yet.

It's too bad he also writes things that aren't Stormlight Archive.

Turns out, I've burned through about half the book in the last couple of days.

@StrixVaria naah, change is good and keeps you fresh

2:31 PM

@Frank Last you mentioned you had read about 100-150 pages, and now you're almost done?

@KevinvanderVelden Meh. I will read probably anything he publishes at this point anyway.

@StrixVaria I was actually closer to half when I said that; totally misjudged where I was at.

@StrixVaria jeah, people asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I just went to his wikipedia page and added every book I didn't have yet

@Frank Ah ok. Anyway I should hopefully finish by the end of the week and then I will be sad about not having book 3.

I haven't read Warbreaker or something like that yet, and I haven't read the new Mistborn book.

I think the only stuff I haven't read from him are the WoT books, some short stories and that one kids series

@StrixVaria Yep. But the series is good enough that I don't mind waiting.

He's got some pretty decent other books.

Warbreaker is...interesting.

2:33 PM

Steelheart was pretty good.

It has a concept of using souls as currency.

@Frank That's really interesting.

One thing I decidedly don't like about Sanderson is that apparently it's canon that all the worlds from his separate series are just different planets in the same solar system.

@StrixVaria So it's said. Not sure I like that idea, either, but as long as they don't bleed through the books, it makes no difference.

@Frank not really souls though

@StrixVaria That is something you can ignore easily, though. I didn't even recognize the crossover in the second Stormlight Archive book immediately.

2:36 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Pretty close to it.

@MadScientist As long as it remains ignorable, I'm fine with it.

I'm just worried he's going to try to tie things together more closely.

Why hasn't anyone cleared the "Good Morning" stars yet? What am I paying you people for?

@Frank meh, it was explicitly stated to not be souls =p.

@MadScientist About how far into the second book is the crossover? I'm curious if I missed it.

@StrixVaria There is one pretty much in the middle (that one is somewhat subtle), and one very clear one at the very end. I'm not counting Hoid, as he's in every Cosmere book as far as I know

2:39 PM

@MadScientist I'm well past the middle, at least. I didn't really catch one though. We have a room for spoilers that you could un-freeze and tell me about it.

Fantasy Stories (Spoilers)

Discussion about fantasy books including spoilers (Sanderson, ...

I am only 4 votes away from my doge answer becoming my highest voted, and therefore most valued contribution to the site

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May I take this opportunity to remind you that you're all terrible people.

Speaking of spoilers, it really annoys me when people start to tell you something, but then cut short with "I'm not gonna spoil it for you." when you've explicitly told them multiple times that you like spoilers.

Mana

@fredley one vote closer

2 mins ago, by fredley

May I take this opportunity to remind you that you're all terrible people.

I want to downvote it just to spite you.

2:47 PM

People cannot spell 'dodge'

@fredley Well, my number one answer on SO uses the word "truthiness"

@Powerlord Pretty sure my #1 SO answer is PHP

@Powerlord using the word truthiness is instantly word 10 upvotes. For free

*shudders*

Oh wait, no... that's my second highest.

2:48 PM

@KevinvanderVelden That's like, a fifth of a doge

wtf, when did my MySQL duplicates answer take off like that?

@fredley Doge arrows

@BenBrocka high speed doge attacks

In fact, @RavenDreamer can't spell dodge

12% doge chance

doge viper

Sconibulus

2:51 PM

@fredley much engine, very wow