The Bridge

2:14 PM

@PrivatePansy -5

@Wandang -1, not enough EXTRAORDINARIENTHINGERRUNG

i have no idea what you mean by that

29 mins ago, by badp

ICH BIN WOWEN ER EST EXTRAORDINARIENTHINGERRUNG

Fakeriendeustschesprachierrungwordencompositerienridculischich is so much better than doge.

0

Q: Minecraft server spawn

What command do i use to spawn to a different area in my Minecraft server, i spawned on a island and there is no land near? I really need help and my friends want to join and they are getting tried of waiting.

minecraft

critiques4geeks.com/2012/07/11/…

this is maximum creepy but still impressive

2:20 PM

Bonus points for every gorram you get from FEi, for every letter after the 140th and for every instance of fakeriendeustschesprachierrungwordencompositerienridculischichcausiengawkwardien‌linienbreakierung

@Wandang I like the part where they conveniently skip through the part where the avatar doesn't dodge the tree

atomiydinenergiareaktorigeneraattorilauhduttajaturbiiniratasvaihde to you too

0

Q: My shadowmere died

I was playing skyrim and I found my shadowmere dead. Is there any way to get it back? I watched a video on youtube that said to wait ten days and go back to where it died but I can't find it anywhere.

finnish is cheating!

@badp where is that?

@badp It's a part in nuclear reactors

some gear somewhere in the cooling turbines

2:25 PM

Are you guys so jelly that you cannot do neologism?

I have no idea what this word actually means, but it's funny: kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomamm‌uuksissansakaankopahan

@Wandang I think you have a bad case of the qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolps

=_=

Are you spelling it right?

2:27 PM

Yeah, copy-paste

@RedRiderX I don't think the space should be there

That too ^

And it's unlikely to be found on google translate..

Did you mean: kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomamm‌‌uuksissans akaankopahan

@3ventic :D thanks for that metacomment

2:28 PM

I think it just exceeds Google's maximum word length

your comment sounds like i would not get what the question is about

Yeah, the space comes from GTranslate trying to being helpful

@Wandang It's for people who might read the comment and think you didn't understand it, or get confused by it

@3ventic makes me look stupid but its ok

:D

@badp It even tries to split it in a very illogical place

2:29 PM

Also the translation is nowhere on the internet

@Wandang There's that little edit link you can click if you're not fine with it ;)

@3ventic you now have the moral obligation to go on a quest and explain to the world what kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomamm‌‌uuksissansakaankopahan means.

For the sake of kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomamm‌‌uuksissansakaankopahan

kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomamm‌‌uuksissansakaankopahan is conting on you.

Do not taunt happy fun kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomamm‌‌uuksissansakaankopahan

I'll need to go ask Artturi Kannisto about that.

Too bad he's dead and buried.

Good ~~morning~~ afternoon

world class sleepings

2:31 PM

@3ventic Perhaps he would come back just for kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomamm‌‌‌uuksissansakaankopahan?

@3ventic Go look for translations of his work

As a last dig

@kalina drugs

no drugs involved

...

2:32 PM

@kalina jesus is one hell of a drug

....

Jesus is a fictional character

.....

ku-mar-rek-si-tu-tes-ken-te-leen-tu-vais-eh-kol-lais-mai-sek-kuu-del-li-sen-nes-‌ken-te-lut-te-le-mat-to-mam-muuk-sis-san-sa-kaan-ko-pa-han

That didn't help...

@kalina noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2:32 PM

YOU MIGHT BE FAILING KUMARREKSITUTESKENTELEENTUVAISEHKOLLAISMAISEKKUUDELLISENNESKENTELUTTELEMATTOMAMM‌UUKSISSANSAKAANKOPAHAN FOR THE VERY LAST TIME, @3VENTIC

he is a lvl 90 tauren chieftain

stop that gibberish

@badp

brb playing some loadout

SOUR SKITTLES FOR BREAKFAST

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina I'm so sorry :(

I kinda want to become a lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

@KevinvanderVelden ...

Kevin van der Velden

2:35 PM

@kalina =]

user15026

Apparently waking up at my parents before 10 am grants me a +5 bonus to breakfast - someone not me is making French Toast and sausages!

@AshleyNunn \o/

I slept through breakfast

...and dinner

user15026

Hence the sour skittles?

mmm sour skittles

and then hair washing

and then not being here

2:52 PM

Early Access exposes the lie that the best games should, or even can, be finished

2

ToxicFrog

@AshleyNunn Yum!

I keep trying to get the cats to make me breakfast in bed. No luck so far.

Wipqozn

@yuki I'm seeing frozen tonight.

Blem

2

Oh hey if you send a tweet with "@foo" and the beginning do all the people following you see it too?

3:08 PM

I'm pretty sure they can see it in your profile (like anyone else) but they won't get it in their feed unless they're following @foo, too.

Yeah that's what I meant

It being pushed to them

DAD BUNR IT TWITTER APP WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME TWEET!?

If a tweet starts with a mention, it only goes to the followers following both you and the mentioned guy

Youtube works much better in HTML5 mode :o

It doesn't give me that "Unknown error" bullshit that Flash player does if I try to unpause a video after having it paused for a few hours.

@3ventic Yeah it's nice

DAD BURN IT NOW I SEE MY GrAMMER ERROR AND CAN'T FIX IT

Uuuuugh

user15026

@redriderx silently gets out her red pen

Grandma error

3:13 PM

"Morning" Bridge!

Q: My Minecraft won't start, because literally there's no shortcut to open it

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I installed Minecraft 1.7.2, and after installation it showed the launcher, I played, great. But after I closed it I realized there's no shortcut for minecraft in the desktop, and besides, when I go to my .minecraft folder I try to run everything, launcher.jar, 1.7.2.jar, none will open, simply n...

minecraft pc

I just got out of bed, it's 4PM.

@Lazers "Help me find my launcher" question

@Arperum Free days ftw

@3ventic Weekend + next week free :)

On Friday I went to bed at 1 AM, woke up at 2 PM

had school at 12:20 :|

3:15 PM

I went to bed around 4AM.

I went to bed around 4 AM too!

but I woke up at 10 AM for some reason

without alarm

user15026

@arperum you have a schedule like mine! (although I got up decent today)

@AshleyNunn And tomorrow it's waffles/pancakes at my parents. I can't find the mail telling me which one it was anymore though.

user15026

@arperum my dad is making French Toast and sausages! :D

@AshleyNunn I think it's pancakes. Not sure though. Doesn't matter anyway.

3:19 PM

Not the Robots is so friggin hard.

Sentries are the worst.

user15026

@arperum tasty either way!

@AshleyNunn Exactly! And AFAIK Belgian waffles are kind of known around the world :) And the ones my parents make are really good. Same goes for pancakes.

Q: Can Patrician 2 be played on Windows 7?

0

I am considering buying Patrician 2 but it needs Windows XP. Will it work on Windows 7 or legacy mode?

windows-7

user15026

@arperum awesome. My dad is the breakfast maker here and he rocks at it.

Tim Stone

3:35 PM

yawns Hmm, I could use some breakfast

user15026

If you were nearby I'd say stop by :p

@3ventic Are you sourcecodehacking @fredley's stuff again?

No, that's my own stuff

@Arperum snot me

I am sourcecodehacking my own stuff though

3:40 PM

It's near this one

Hopefully should get combat ready soon

So you can fight rats

and stuff

It's always rats

@3ventic Yes

I'm thinking about making the 'terrain' 'autogenerate'

Maybe beyond a certain point

I'm trying to make a group invite system that uses keycodes

Need to think about PvP at some point too

3:48 PM

CSEC (Canadian NSA/FBI) used software to target travelers, including Canadian citizens, through the airport’s Wi-Fi connection. The software continued to track them throughout the city, even days after they’d left the airport.

ToxicFrog

@3ventic Please tell me you aren't committing passwords or something~

WHATISTHISADIPFHA'SDFH ASGHAOISDH G;OAIHSD;G AOS

I FEEEL SO MUCH RAGE AT THIS POINT

@ToxicFrog No, the code below that generates a key to be used by the group leader for invitations

THOUGH I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED

The newest patch for the #Shadowrun Returns Beta is up on Steam! Load it up and check it out! It's got the new Save Game Feature!

Tweeted by WeBeHarebrained on February 1, 2014 at 1:36 AM

3:51 PM

> “I can’t comment in detail on the intelligence operations or capabilities of ourselves or our allies. What I can tell you is that CSEC, under its legislation, cannot target Canadians anywhere in the world or anyone in Canada, including visitors to Canada.”

~ John Forster, chief of the Communications Security Establishment of Canada (CSEC)

@Lazers I don't even know what to close this as

@PrivatePansy Migrate to SU this person needs more help than Arqade can give.

@PrivatePansy Don't we do these kind of questions in chat on a regular basis?

He already solved his issue and it's fairly unlikely to be helpful later on..

Strictly speaking, it's kind of on-topic to ask about default "installation" path, though

Tim Stone

4:05 PM

@AshleyNunn Heheh, thanks :P

I think the actual question here is how does one launch Minecraft from it's folder

Presumably the answer is the same as with every other Java application

Sooo... SU?

Q: Xbox 1 kinect voice chat kind of hit or miss

-1

Turning on xbox 1 with kinect is kind of hit or miss with me. The kinect all together. My kinect is above my TV on a shelf. Any tips or advice to make my xbox 1 kinect more responsive.

kinect xbox-one voice-chat

@RedRiderX Maybe, if someone feels like editing the title and sending it there

I do not feel like doing this

4:11 PM

Don't migrate crap people.

Good point

@Arperum That's just me.

@FEichinger I think you're the only one here with a secret sock stealing stalker

@PrivatePansy I blame @spugsley.

@Wipqozn Yay!

4:25 PM

@3ventic INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE

The Castle Doctrine review: at the door http://sbn.to/Ly72ZQ

Tweeted by Polygon on January 31, 2014 at 10:31 PM

@Blem +1, LAZERS.

Jan 27 at 17:10, by GnomeSlice

Well it is kindof relevent

4:28 PM

2 mins ago, by badp

@3ventic INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE

@GnomeSlice Information doesn't want anything. It's not sapient. People want information to be free.

@Blem 23 tests. That is so cute

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=152465002

Whoa

A game about the Russian space dog?

...where she comes back to earth as a cyborg with guns and can speak?

Okay then.

That's certainly a thing.

@Yuki Very this

Information doesn't want to be free. People do.

@RedRiderX Well, it's not that information doesn't want to be free either. Information couldn't care either way. Mostly because it can't care.

4:38 PM

> Yes well I did have a long heart-to-heart with information and it told me that all information wants is to not be anthropomorphized.

I always liked that joke

> Pursue combat, quests, and loot in an ever-expanding universe, or set your sights on any of five completely different paths to victory! Trade commodities between sectors, discover schematics to craft powerful items, and hire officers and level up their skills. Befriend alien races, help them reach their goals, or just kill kill kill!

SaintWacko

Morning, Bridge

@SaintWacko Ahoy.

SaintWacko

One more person choose the custom close reason on this, please

Arqade is being poopy.

4:42 PM

?

Newest active questions page is completely blank.

Actually, all tabs on the front page are blank.

so it is

Oh my

@Yuki 'hot' works.

Only 'active' is blank for me.

And 'unanswered'.

ARQADE FRONT PAGE IS DOWN. PANIC, EVERYONE, PANIC!!!!

also, do not panic.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously, stay calm.

4:45 PM

It's not down on the app

Okay, everything's back.

Crisis averted.

@RedRiderX Eh, the crisis happened. More like, "crisis over".

true

also

I still can't see anything on the front page

@Yuki STILL GOING ON. All the questions are gone

4:50 PM

But I can still see them on the app

@Arperum Weird, they're showing for me now.

Maybe it's like a rolling apocalypse.

@Yuki They are back now.

not for me

Oh now it is

I have no idea what You People™ are talking about.

→ 17 messages moved to ERROR

Q: i can't connect to my bukkit server

5:04 PM

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i did everything the internet said and i turned -o in the BAT file and in server.properties off! whenever i log in with "localhost" (without the quotes of course) i get a message that says /127.0.0.1:52268 lost connection. here are my server.properties settings: Minecraft server properties Sat...

minecraft-bukkit

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Q: What is that "Dream Card" you get from Ysera?

Ysera is a legendary monster with 9 mana cost 4 attack and 12 HP that has an effect which states: "At the end of your turn, draw a dream card". What exactly is that "dream card"?

hearthstone

@badp Your face is ERROR!

@PrivatePansy At least I'm not error.

@badp But an ERROR is you!

14 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

I have no idea what You People™ are talking about.

UGH HOW DOES ONE UPLOAD A AVATAR WITH A TRANSPARENT BACKGROUND TO TWITTER?!

IT SEEMS NIGH IMPOSSIBLE

Q: How do I upload transparent avatar to twitter?

5:17 PM

6

Whenever I try to upload a png with transparent background on twitter , I am getting a white background. I tried to upload different sizes pngs (24x24, 256x256, 512x512),but it didn't help. It appears twitter re-sizes the image & the transparency is lost. However some other profile pics with tr...

twitter profile-picture image-manipulation

tl;dr: use a third party app to upload it

Q: My Minecraft won't start, because literally there's no shortcut to open it

Oh okay

SaintWacko

-1

I installed Minecraft 1.7.2, and after installation it showed the launcher, I played, great. But after I closed it I realized there's no shortcut for minecraft in the desktop, and besides, when I go to my .minecraft folder I try to run everything, launcher.jar, 1.7.2.jar, none will open, simply n...

minecraft pc

Off Topic?! You fools!

@SaintWacko This always happens with custom reasons

1 hour ago, by 3ventic

Strictly speaking, it's kind of on-topic to ask about default "installation" path, though

Oh gosh now I need to dig up a third party app...

5:22 PM

TIL

watch -tc --interval=1 'toilet -f smbraille `date`'

@RedRiderX Platform?

Android

Or Windows

@badp I know... three of those words

@RedRiderX Plume is generally the one people go for on Android

I guess I haven't got Tweetdeck yet.

Tweetdeck is not third party.

5:22 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz It shows a clock that abuses braille characters.

 ⢎⡑ ⢀⣀ ⣰⡀   ⣏⡉ ⢀⡀ ⣇⡀   ⢺    ⢺  ⢎⡱  ⠊⡱ ⠊⡱  ⠊⡱ ⢎⡱   ⡎⠑ ⣏⡉ ⢹⠁   ⠊⡱ ⣎⣵ ⢺  ⢇⣸
 ⠢⠜ ⠣⠼ ⠘⠤   ⠇  ⠣⠭ ⠧⠜   ⠼⠄   ⠼⠄ ⠣⠜: ⠮⠤ ⠮⠤: ⠮⠤ ⠣⠜   ⠣⠔ ⠧⠤ ⠸    ⠮⠤ ⠫⠜ ⠼⠄  ⠸

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh right yeah

BRAILLE ABUSE

it looks better in a terminal.

@badp One of the words I understand has absolutely nothing to do with braille or clocks or characters.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I guess it's the toy version of figlet, the previous generation of this command

;)

@FEichinger It seems you've discovered my sock stealing problem. I can't help it!

5:29 PM

@badp Wha does toilet do?

@spugsley !!!

@FEichinger Alas, this has been the real reason for my living in your underbed

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice no steam key in humble yet, was hoping to add it to my big picture collection

@spugsley What was the fake reason?

@FEichinger Being a creeper

5:32 PM

@spugsley I'm not seeing the difference.

SUCCESS

I THINK

@fredley It's where you poop.

2

I have to wait for it to propagate everywhere.

@fredley like figlet but better.

5:41 PM

This is not my Twitter avatar

And darn context!

Who ever needed it anyway!

Ahahaha!

It works!

Yes!

Thanks @LessPop_MoreFizz

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahab the red hot chili peppers have moved past self parody

THE NAME OF THE SONG IS ABRACADBRALIFORNIA.

@LessPop_MoreFizz wat

rhcp2014.com

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I cannot stop laughing about this

Whaaaaaaaa

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is this for real?

@RedRiderX YES

YES IT IS

It sounds like a weird al version of an RHCP song

5:48 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

this is so bad

I can't stop laughing

@LessPop_MoreFizz WHAT!

@RedRiderX "I Drink an Alabama Slamma With Your Sexy Ass Gramma"

Q: Is the waves on survival completely endless?

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I'm wondering if there is a limit to the number of waves in survival (MW3) because i found this spot in terminal in which if you sit there cozily, no one can shoot you but you can shoot them. After about an hour i reached wave 60 and then did a dumb mistake and died. So if i try again will there ...

modern-warfare-3

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Q: Can we have a full list of fight titles?

Is it possible if we get a list of fight titles and in which ranking level do you achieve them?

killer-instinct-2013

0

Q: LoTR BFME 2 - Crashes/unexpected error/runtime error

So I'm trying to play Lords of The Rings, Battle For Middle Earth 2. Currently getting "The Battle for Middle-Earth II has stopped working". When I tried to run as Vista, I get some Visual C++ Runtime error in game.dat. I've tried to repair/re-install/install Visual C++ etc, but nothing helps. ...

pc technical-issues lotr-war-in-middle-earth

Correction. It's not RHCP. It's actually fake and it's wonderful.

Which is even better,

Ronan Forman

5:51 PM

I'm not sure if this is funny or depressing.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is this real?

This must be a spoof

@fredley No, it's Jon Daly apparantly and it's amazing.

I refuse to believe anything that bad is real

Yeah, I got had

laist.com/2014/01/29/the_red_hot_chili_peppers_parody_so.php

@FEichinger :O

5:54 PM

@spugsley Sock stealing is hella creepy, too!

baekdal.com/opinion/…

Yea, @spugsley! Stop creeping on @fei!

@LessPop_MoreFizz can you explain to me please how that isn't a case of a closevote = super-downvote?

@Ender Personally, I closed as unclear what was being asked.

@FEichinger not as creepy as it could be

5:58 PM

As for the 4 off topic votes, they'll have to speak for themselves.

@spugsley ...

I agree it's a terrible question, but I don't feel it shoudl be closed.

@StrixVaria Could you elaborate please?

@FEichinger I mean...it's not like I'm coming out late at night to watch you sleep while holding your socks like a baby

@spugsley ...

:3

6:00 PM

@Ender On the question of socks specifically, such a thing is "too localized" (whatever equivalent modern close reason you want to use).

On whether the actual question that was asked is the same as that...maybe not.

Yet it was closed?

Voted to reopen. It's worth noting that MC doesn't automatically make a desktop icon.

Not the best question ever, but valid I guess.

I mean, yea it's a terrible stupid question, but sadly, people are allowed to ask them. lol

Frank

Good morning, Bridge

4

Actually, afternoon. It's past noon.

2

I was going to say...

6:07 PM

Good evening

I asked a question on scifi. I feel dirty.

Sterno

You should.

Now I've got to retract my mod vote for you.

@Sterno But really, are any of the other candidates clean?

Sterno

No. You're all dirty.

Actually, I bet @Frank has never posted there.

Frank

@Sterno I don't even have an SFF account!

6:23 PM

Because an ALU in Minecraft wasn't fancypants enough

@StrixVaria I'm curious how long it'll take people to come up with minecraft in minecraft...

Seriously, WTF.

6:39 PM

@Arperum Already happened.

Frank

Spent two hours farming mats in FF 14. Time to put them to use!

@Arperum Going on two years ago.

@OrigamiRobot People are crazy.

@Arperum It's human nature.

Ronan Forman

Yum! 18p noodles that contain 50% of my recommended salt intake.

6:45 PM

Seriously guys, how is this ok? gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/153339/…

new user, asks a serious questions, and gets told it's literally like asking about finding misplaced socks.

Q: Which minecraft directories to transfer to local machine

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I would like to do the following... Use FTP to download my world from the server Open the world in a 'single player' mode Build a structure using lots of cheats Transfer the world back to the server Outside of the structure, I built, players experience no change. The server has these dire...

minecraft

48 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ender Personally, I closed as unclear what was being asked.

49 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

As for the 4 off topic votes, they'll have to speak for themselves.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm not disputing reason. I'm upset with the way it was handled. Why do we put stuff like that in comments?

@spugsley it was filled in as a custom close reason.

Those get auto populated as comments.

@LessPop_MoreFizz And how is it at all constructive to comment "this really ought to have more downvotes"?

6:49 PM

@spugsley Reopened now. If people want to close with a more fitting reason, they can try again.

@spugsley you'll forgive me if I'm not concerned with the reputation score of an unregistered user who has already found a solution to his problem.

OK plume seems quite a bit better then the default twitter app

So Umm how do I make plume the default now?

@redriderx yeah the default app on all platforms is awful. Also, sux2beyou that you can't use Tweetbot.

@LessPop_MoreFizz you're going to potentially be a mod. Everything you do should concern you.

@LessPop_MoreFizz especially since the user cannot lose reputation...

@spugsley This is a good point, though.

6:54 PM

@spugsley and sympathy upvotes are especially not constructive.

@LessPop_MoreFizz and neither is commenting that there should be more downvotes :/

> I strongly believe in downvoting early and often. And also upvoting early and often. We have more quality content on the site than garbage, by and large, so I've cast more upvotes than downvotes (by a ratio of roughly 2.5:1, which I think is pretty fair). But there is still and has been plenty of garbage. And it often doesn't get downvoted enough.

> Questions that reflect poor research effort, or answers which don't provide a level of detail that would allow them to be useful, or questions that are fundamentally unanswerable are all good candidates for downvoting. The site as a whole improves when bad content is allowed to sink to the bottom, just as much as it is improved by encouraging great content to float to the top with upvotes. Without the other, either mechanism is rendered less meaningful.