The Bridge

12:02 AM

@OrigamiRobot This one is "free", but if you want to do anything at all in less then a day, you'd better be prepared to pay up big time, like paying £70 for digging a 7x8 chamber in less then a month or something.

OrigamiRobot

I saw the video.

Arperum

month in real life, mind you.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot well obviously every f2p game isn't evil

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX This isn't F2P, it's just free :P

RedRiderX

It's the fact that so many are and that people think this is acceptable

@OrigamiRobot even better :-P

OrigamiRobot

12:04 AM

The fact that there is a distinction between F2P and free is infuriating.

RedRiderX

Yes

Well

It can be used in a not evil way

Why...

Why am I watching murder she wrote

Lazers

0

Q: What is the best way to defeat the breeder on nightfall in Call of Duty:Ghosts Extinction?

The question is pretty cut-and-dry. How to most efficiently kill the breeder(aka the first boss) on Nightfall?

call-of-duty-ghosts

Wipqozn

@yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkiii (cc @yuki)

RedRiderX

Yuki

@Wipqozn Sadly, no Monster Hunter in near future. I seem to have misplaced my Gamepad.

Wipqozn

12:13 AM

@Yuki Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo‌oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Is it possible for you to play via your 3DS?

Yuki

@Wipqozn I don't think so.

Not to mention I can't control the Wii U without a gamepad, so I couldn't set up a connection to the 3DS in the first place.

badp

@Yuki Yes, but does it run Linux?

Wandang

ok @gnomeslice. gonna use your code now

spugsley

12:51 AM

@FEichinger :D

also

halp my cat just tried to climb into my face

Frank

@spugsley Mine does that quite often.

Particularly when I'm sleeping.

Sterno

Partial explanation using cats: youtube.com/watch?v=HiHuiDD_oTk — Resorath 3 hours ago

best explanation.

GnomeSlice

1:07 AM

Jeez, Loadout is getting owned by traffic.

RedRiderX

Hey star command is free on amazon today

GnomeSlice

It's been down like all day.

RedRiderX

Should I get it?

GnomeSlice

@Wandang loadout.com/account/create/?bro=679

@RedRiderX It's free.

Frank

@RedRiderX It's a neat time killer.

RedRiderX

1:08 AM

True

Frank

That said, I have issues with the developers being rather bad at communication.

Sterno

Nintendo decided that my last name, Plote, is offensive and can't be used in a username

Wandang

@GnomeSlice well i tried, did not work. blank site

GnomeSlice

@Wandang Jeez, is it still down?

Wandang

their server are just too bad

GnomeSlice

1:10 AM

They're having a rough launch.

The site is working for me though.

Wandang

steamcommunity.com/app/208090/discussions/0/558746745798093398/…

there is their update thread

Sterno

Google tells me my last name is a French Canadian word for "vagina". Well, then.

2

FEichinger

@spugsley Well that was a late response.

spugsley

@FEichinger yes. I'm still sick. So I'm kinda in and out lately

Wandang

Success!
You're Ready To Go for Launch!

now it worked

FEichinger

1:11 AM

@spugsley :/

GnomeSlice

@Wandang Woooooo

I still can't get into a game right now though... I played some earlier today and it was really slow.

I hope they can get it running smoothly again...

Wandang

@Sterno hi mr poutine

badp

AAAAAAAAAAA all of the comment flags

Wandang

OH WOW

that translation is sooooooooooooo bad

apparently they used google translate

GnomeSlice

Aces Wild is now available on Steam

CC @BenBrocka

Wandang

1:15 AM

gladly i only play games in english

GnomeSlice

badp

@GnomeSlice 0:3:1.1

sigh, they didn't fix that one

GnomeSlice

@badp I don't know what that means.

badp

as in

THAT IS NOT HOW TIME WORKS

0:00:33.096 good

0:0:33.96 murder

that said I might pick up the soundtrack

kalina

time for sleepings

GnomeSlice

1:21 AM

@badp With the game, right?

kalina

night

badp

@GnomeSlice Without

nite @kalina

GnomeSlice

@badp wat

badp

@GnomeSlice ?

GnomeSlice

32 secs ago, by GnomeSlice

@badp wat

badp

1:22 AM

@GnomeSlice It's good! Also free, as it turns out.

soundcloud.com/jameslandino/sets/aces-wild

GnomeSlice

I can't even find it.

The game is also good.

badp

@GnomeSlice I have plenty of similar games on my list

GnomeSlice

@badp But less good.

Also, name a 'similar' game.

badp

Valdis story, Dust, etc.

GnomeSlice

Don't you already have Valdis Story?

badp

1:24 AM

That being the point.

GnomeSlice

Blasted a collection of the Aztez GIFs onto Imgur. Will continue to add! http://imgur.com/gallery/wCpBS

Tweeted by aztezgame on January 27, 2014 at 10:12 PM

gimme

David M

0

A: Is it possible to win in Don't Starve?

Yes, there is an end. If you beat Maxwell in Maxwell's door there is a epilogue (spoiler alert):

Wow, that was a tough edit. Info was correct, but everything else was horrible.

user15026

@DavidM Yikes, that was a mess. Nice fix :)

David M

@AshleyNunn Thanks. I really was feeling generous and didn't want to down vote it.

Wandang

7 min in queue

@GnomeSlice

helga is so sexy

GnomeSlice

1:32 AM

@Wandang getting into games has been busted like all day.

@Wandang Helga is a crime against cartoons everywhere.

Wandang

ash now i found one

user15026

@DavidM You made it awesome. :D

GnomeSlice

@Wandang what's your in-game name?

David M

@AshleyNunn Yeah. It was a really fine line between recommending deletion and posting my own version and that. But, now that I'm over 3K rep, I'm not as hungry for the rep. LOL

user15026

@DavidM haha, you've been sated ;)

David M

1:35 AM

@AshleyNunn Yeah. I can FINALLY participate in close votes, etc.

user15026

@DavidM You're finally useful!

3

David M

@AshleyNunn Thanks for that!

spugsley

@DavidM :( Still sick. Have to go to a GI doc. Blergh

David M

I'm actually impressed that I got like 1000 rep from Tiny Death Star. If I played Minecraft, I could have like 30K this week alone!

@spugsley Yeah. They should be able to set you right. You might have infectious colitis.

Arperum

@DavidM Not from upvotes, don't forget the repcap.

spugsley

1:38 AM

@DavidM my primary doc thinks Crohns or Celiac. :(

David M

@Arperum It was a joke.

Braiam

David M

@spugsley Unlikely given the sudden onset with febrile illness, etc.

Sounds like colitis.

user15026

@DavidM That's pretty special.

badp

@Braiam You are not allowed to smile until you have done it, you have believed in your self, you are done fighting and you have achieved what were your dreams when you started. Also you need to watermark your work about three times or the internet will plagiarize you.

David M

1:40 AM

@spugsley This is the same guy who gave you JUST cipro. He's clearly not the world's greatest Doc with GI symptoms. He should have given you cipro/flagyl.

@badp You could work for Demotivators.

spugsley

@DavidM idk. I've also had weird vision changes now and headaches.

@DavidM eh. He's not the best doctor period. Changing as soon as I can.

David M

despair.com/demotivators.html

badp

I like their new motto

David M

@spugsley Those are very non-specific complaints (they are present in a lot of illnesses). You can't read too much into them.

spugsley

@DavidM I know :/

badp

1:42 AM

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK.
BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS
DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

spugsley

@DavidM I'm just getting to that point where my anxiety is off the charts because no one can figure out wtf is wrong with me

David M

@spugsley Go see the GI doc. He'll fix you up. You're gonna need to get a colonoscopy, BTW. But, they're not that bad. I've had 3, and I give anesthesia for them all the time.

spugsley

@DavidM I'm guessing that'll come back fine too. And then I can have a fourth doctor telling me I'm crazy

RedRiderX

Wasn't star command that kickstarter game that was supposed to go to desktop?

David M

@spugsley Doubtful. You clearly have some sort of inflammation. The question is why? And, a colonoscopy will tell you tons.

I had "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" for like 15 years. I even got scoped. Learned to ignore it, and typically felt better. Until my colon perforated because it was really diverticulitis and I'd been having tiny attacks for years . . . Two surgeries and 4 years later, I've never felt better!

Wandang

1:49 AM

i cannot alt tab

without destroying the game overlay

my taskbar is over the game

so i do not see the whole hud

Unionhawk

Many games do not Alt-tab gracefully, yeah

Skyrim frequently crashes to desktop if I try to Alt-tab back in.

etc

Wandang

they need borderless window

user20683

EVE and Civ 4 is about the only two I've ever seen with completely safe alt-tab behavior

Wandang

if thats implemented... it fixes nearly all issues with alt tabbing

enemy territory needed a third party application

good times. starting the ET-Minimizer first so i can minimize at all :D

David M

Do Close and Re-Open votes pop up like Suggested Edits in the top bar?

Unionhawk

1:52 AM

No

Wandang

@GnomeSlice guess you already found it

Unionhawk

But they stick around in the review queue for a while

David M

@Unionhawk Fewer people with privileges, I guess?

And require more people.

Unionhawk

@DavidM More this one, I think.

user20683

Suggested Edits require 2 users

user20683

1:54 AM

Close and Reopen require 5 each

David M

Makes sense . . . Would be a nice feature for a pop-up, though.

Wandang

i will play another round and go to bed after that

so see you guys

FEichinger

@DavidM There's a feature request on MSO, I believe.

Was started back when the edit indicator was moved to 2k+, if I recall correctly.

Lazers

0

Q: How do I remove a Minecraft profile from the launcher?

Minecraft Launcher 1.3.9 has buttons to create and edit profiles but not to remove one. How can I delete an individual profile?

minecraft

David M

@FEichinger You mean an existing one? Or I should go make a request?

FEichinger

1:55 AM

@DavidM Existing one.

David M

@FEichinger Oh, OK. Thanks. I'll check it out.

user20683

In almost all cases, there's already a request on MSO

David M

@WorldEngineer Yeah. I guess it gets feed in from most of the SE sites, so the pool is pretty large.

FEichinger

SE metas are horrible to navigate, though.

GnomeSlice

@Wandang Yeah, I checked my 'bros'.

@Wandang Have you been able to get into a game?

David M

1:58 AM

@FEichinger Even the one on Arqade can be hard to find what you're looking for. Stuff gets down voted and may not even show on a search . . .

FEichinger

@DavidM That's the least of my worries. Status tags not being used and the search being horribly ineffective are much worse.

Frank

Bah. Getting people together to go tobogganing is harder than expected.

GnomeSlice

"I don't want extreme slothcycling to be the last game I make before I die"

David M

@Frank I'm game, but I don't think I can be there for a while . . .

user15026

@Frank I would go!

GnomeSlice

2:00 AM

This is kind of depressing.

Cancer diagnosis at age 23

LessPop_MoreFizz

GnomeSlice

Good to hear his prospects for recovery are good though...

LessPop_MoreFizz

Looks like it's pretty easy to get lots of people together to go to me.

That's a nice long line.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz That is just weird

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn It's in the middle of Times Fucking Square and it's ruining traffic all over town.

Fuck the super bowl.

user15026

2:01 AM

I can imagine it would be a pain in the ass, but I suspect they got the attention they wanted.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Bill Simmons is, as always, fead on:

> Here’s my only nitpick: It doesn’t feel like it’s the Super Bowl. I’ve been here since Monday — it feels like any other week I’ve ever spent in New York City. You wouldn’t even know it was hosting the Super Bowl save for the 10-block stretch they carved out near Times Square. The best thing about attending the Super Bowl is that nonstop feeling of, “Cool, this is awesome, I’m at the Super Bowl!”

> Everywhere you look and everything you do reminds you of that. That’s why everyone appreciated the Indianapolis Super Bowl so much, actually — for everyone living there and working there, it was like their whole life revolved around making every visitor enjoy Super Bowl week. New York City is just being New York City

David M

@GnomeSlice Stage 4 of anything is not good. it means they didn't catch it before it spread to a lot of places.

FEichinger

25

A: Bring back review numbers to the top bar

After giving users some time to get used to the top bar and some time to accumulate data about review behavior (hattip to Gilles), we've realized that removing the suggested edits indicator was doing more harm than good. It's been added back to the top bar for all users who have access to the sug...

GnomeSlice

@DavidM Well, yes.

FEichinger

@DavidM --^ and linked posts.

GnomeSlice

2:03 AM

That's the new game they've announced.

> Crashlands blends survival, crafting, creature management, strategic combat, and player expression into an endless world.

Looks kind of similar to Don't Starve.

CC @spugsley

David M

@FEichinger Thanks! I'll read through it.

@GnomeSlice I was JUST THINKING THAT!

GnomeSlice

@DavidM I win.

David M

@GnomeSlice Yeah, you do.

That and $5 will get you a cup of Starbucks.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice :o this looks fun

GnomeSlice

@spugsley butterscotchshenanigans.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/t/…

I hope that doesn't make you cry.

SaintWacko

2:05 AM

I'm a little disappointed that in Risk of Rain, they didn't put enough space in the interface for all the items...

GnomeSlice

Actually maybe you shouldn't read that right now.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice omg wow....

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Yeah. :(

spugsley

@GnomeSlice :((((((((((((((((

David M

Has anyone played Penny Arcade 3? Is it any good? (Every time someone says Risk of Rain, I think of that . . .)

user15026

2:08 AM

AAAAA OH NO THIS IS GOING TO BE A SAD CALL THE MIDWIFE HALP

user15026

(cc @OrigamiRobot)

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn They're all sad!

user15026

@OrigamiRobot MORE SAD

LessPop_MoreFizz

You're all sad.

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't watch it, thus I cannot be sad. QED.

David M

2:10 AM

@AshleyNunn Ugggghhhh I get to spend all day Sunday tending to the labor floor.

user15026

@DavidM Lucky...you...?

David M

@AshleyNunn Not so much.

user20683

@DavidM Covered in the blood of a hundred placentas...

2

user15026

@DavidM I didn't figure, by the way you said it :P

user20683

ick

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:10 AM

@DavidM On the plus side! Babbies! Many Babby! On the down side... babbies! Many Babby! Also poop and blood and screaming and such.

user15026

@WorldEngineer Never going to get that out of my head.

David M

@WorldEngineer That's ummmmm disturbing.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I believe I would like to write a book with this as the title

user20683

@DavidM I've been known to be on occasion. Not typically intentional.

user15026

@spugsley You have my permission. :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:11 AM

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GnomeSlice

@DavidM It's named after Penny Arcade, so probably not.

David M

@spugsley My autobiography is going to be called "Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain"

LessPop_MoreFizz

One of the worst lyrics in rock history right there.

David M

@GnomeSlice The first two were fun, but I got the impression they totally changed the game and got rid of the back story, etc. with the third

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz listens to Funker Vogt instead

RedRiderX

2:13 AM

@spugsley oh hey guess who showed up on my twitters!

spugsley

@RedRiderX :O

user15026

@RedRiderX You are a creeper, aren't you

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz I saw them live (no pun intended) in college.

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz I love dis song

LessPop_MoreFizz

@WorldEngineer lowtimespodcast.com/worst-lyrics-of-all-time

@spugsley I'm... sorry to hear that.

spugsley

2:16 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz hahaha. It's more nostalgia than anything

RedRiderX

@AshleyNunn I guess I really am:-$

user15026

@RedRiderX S'okay, I still like you

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz How about the lyrics to Take a Walk by Passion Pit! "Honey it's your son, I think I've borrowed way too much [...] But tonight I'm gonna come home and we'll make love like we're young." EWWWWWWWW Is he doing his mom??????

user15026

@DavidM aaaa what

David M

@AshleyNunn The song is a nice song, but that one stanza is disturbing.

RedRiderX

2:18 AM

@AshleyNunn aww thanks :-D

David M

I always hope I'm mishearing it.

GnomeSlice

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omg I need this

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DavidM I think that song is meant to be fragments of multiple conversations. Also, it has nothing on Interpols lyrics.

Like, any of interpols lyrics.

When they aren't rapey or racist, they're just offensively dumb.

"MY BEST FRIENDS FROM POLAND AND UM HE HAS A BEARD. OH LOOK IT STOPPED SNOWING."

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Well, yeah. I figured. But, it flows too well . . . ya know?

spugsley

I think we should listen to this now! :D

►

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:24 AM

The absolute worst Interpol lyric though, will always be "SHE CAN READ SHE CAN READ SHE CAN READ SHE'S BLAAAAAAACK"

David M

OK. I'm calling the question: Creepy rock lyrics that most people don't recognize are creepy?

I'll start with Informer by Snow.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DavidM Oh, I know this one, and you're going to get really angry when I point it out.

user20683

Anything by the Bloodhound Gang.

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Which one?

LessPop_MoreFizz

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David M

2:26 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, that's up there.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DavidM Another strong contender:

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spugsley

@WorldEngineer no I think most people know it's creepy

David M

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He's basically saying he'll lick people's asses in prison instead of ratting . . .

spugsley

@DavidM :O

David M

@spugsley Right?!?

spugsley

2:29 AM

I think I'm just gonna go listen to some Chvrches....

FEichinger

...

David M

If people could actually understand his pseudo-Jamaican patois.

FEichinger

What on Earth did I miss here?

looks at star list ... Nope, that doesn't make it any better.

user20683

@FEichinger you don't want to know

David M

@FEichinger Creepy rock lyrics that people don't realize are creepy.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:30 AM

@DavidM Yeah, I'm sorry, but Gary Puckett and the Union Gap wins.

> YOUNG GIRL GET OUT OF MY MIND. MY LOVE FOR YOU IS WAY OUT OF LINE. BETTER RUN GIRL. YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG GIRL.

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Creepy yes. But, too on the surface!

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It's not creepy, but I just love this song.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DavidM Okay then. Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn bridge.

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz More so.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Who basically chastises a girl for marrying the man who makes her feel 'safe and sane and secure' (as opposed to, it's implied, how he made her feel.)

David M

How about the Big Daddy of them all: Afternoon Delight

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:32 AM

@DavidM Pretty sure everyone is on to that one.

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz IDK, they play it as Muzak!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DavidM Because everyone has just kind of quietly agreed to get away with it.

user20683

They play Poker Face as Muzak at my store

David M

@WorldEngineer That's all sorts of sad.

LessPop_MoreFizz

When I worked retail

there was a period of about a year

where this song played roughly hourly

user15026

2:34 AM

@WorldEngineer oh, darling, that is nigh on torture.

LessPop_MoreFizz

and we had our Muzak set to play fairly loud:

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user20683

Let's see

LessPop_MoreFizz

and while I love the song...

having that yodeling solo just CUT IN OUT OF NOWHERE every 40 minutes or so....

was something special.

David M

True story! I was giving anesthesia for a C-section at 3 AM, and they had the radio on. The baby was born and the dad says, "Honey! Poker Face was playing when our daughter was born! That's awesome!" FACEPALM!!!!!!

user20683

we get a nice little rotation of Kesha, Gaga, and Perry

user15026

2:35 AM

@DavidM oh no :(

David M

Fuck you @ YouTube with your ads that cut in AFTER they vids start for 3 seconds!

RedRiderX

Okay how the heck do you fire the laser cannons?

user15026

I mean to each their own I suppose, but...yeah, no.

David M