The Bridge

user15026

03:00

@Ktash I dunno, just feeling pretty happy with my life right now :) And I found time to be lazy :)

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Excellent

Raven Dreamer

@OrigamiRobot "Rainbow Tiger OrigamiRobot" was killed

By an audience, no less!

OrigamiRobot

:O

Michael Dunfield

03:15

Sci Fi Bundle 2

Snorms!

A Space Adventure!

ooooooooooooo

Brant

@Wipqozn Bullcrap. Have you ever smelled one of the new polymer bills? They totally dip those things in maple syrup.

spugsley

AWWWWW GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian and I made couple friends :3333333333333333

Tim Stone

I can't think of anything witty to say in response for some reason, so uhh...congratulations!

OrigamiRobot

@RavenDreamer I was trying to practice my piano

Ktash

@spugsley No! They are your competition. You must slay them

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:18

@spugsley Are you sure they aren't replicants?

Ktash

also, dawww

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Brant Your bills are weird.

Brant

The new ones are made of plastic. You can literally launder them.

user15026

@spugsley awwww yay heck yes

LessPop_MoreFizz

I don't like them. They are slippery and lack the tactile reassurance a good old fashioned greenback gives me.

user15026

03:19

:D :D :D :D

spugsley

No they are nerdy and nice and fun and they've been married for the same amount of time as us and they love comics and video games and game of thrones!

user15026

@Brant Don't dry them though

spugsley

:DDDD

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley Sound like replicants to me.

spugsley

:(

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:19

Or possibly Lizard People.

spugsley

O_O

Tim Stone

@TimStone Oh, wait.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I hate the way the new money feels.

LessPop_MoreFizz

You can never be too careful about Lizard People.

Ktash

@LessPop_MoreFizz This is likely

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:20

@AshleyNunn Also, Twonies make my wallet heavy.

Tim Stone

If you start hanging out with couples friends, how will you have time left for us? D:

LessPop_MoreFizz

Canadian Money is Bad.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, you -are- American, you spell it weeeeeeird

Ktash

@AshleyNunn ... are you hatin'?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Oh, Toonies?

user15026

03:21

@LessPop_MoreFizz Mhm!

LessPop_MoreFizz

I dunno how it's spelled I just hear people say it.

spugsley

@TimStone D: but I loves you guys

user15026

@Ktash Can't hate on a man who brings me delicious beer

LessPop_MoreFizz

Regardless, they are awful and my wallet shouldn't be full of coins all the time dammit.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Fair enough! :)

Tim Stone

03:21

@LessPop_MoreFizz Hong Kong has coins for values $0.10 to $10, that drove me crazy.

Brant

I don't know if that's its official name, but who the hell cares

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I hate it too

Ktash

@AshleyNunn well, I mean you can... just ill advised

Tim Stone

@spugsley I know! That's why we're the only friends you need. :D

>_> <_<

spugsley

:(((( but they were awesome

Raven Dreamer

03:22

@OrigamiRobot It's okay. I'm having too much fun with my machine gun that fires edible bullets.

Brant

I don't mind having $2 coins; we've had them most of the time I've been old enough to handle money so I'm not used to not having them.

user15026

I remember when they first started being a thing

Ktash

@spugsley But they are not us. Which means they can't be as awesome

user15026

@spugsley I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOOOOU

user15026

I made a new friend today at work

user15026

03:23

today is just new friend day I guess

spugsley

also @fbueckert @AshleyNunn the crazy photographer lady boss changed her mind. So back to the job hunt for me

@AshleyNunn YAY! AWESOME

Ktash

PEOPLE ARE ABANDONING US!!! :(

user15026

@spugsley That lady be crazy

spugsley

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

@AshleyNunn yeah I think it's for the best

user15026

@Ktash No, I -dragged- my one boyfriend IN here :P

user15026

03:24

because you people are wicked awesome

fbueckert

@spugsley I hope you got it all in writing! You could probably get something out of her for that!

Ktash

PEOPLE ARE JOINING OUR HORDE!!! :D

spugsley

@fbueckert nope. None of what we talked about what official or even in person

whatever

I'm done with it

user15026

@Ktash Indeed! :)

Ktash

Actually, from the sounds of it we're losing and gaining people at a somewhat equal rate

spugsley

03:25

@Ktash also what have you been doing? You aren't around that much anymore :p

Brant

In more important news, I'm up to 186,000,000 cookies per second!

Ktash

WAIT, EXCEPT WE LOSE @IanPugsley TOO!! PEOPLE ARE ABANDONING US!!! :(

Private Pansy

Hey look, I'm still alive

user15026

@Ktash You are hardly around :(

spugsley

@Ktash HE'S ALWAYS GONE

user15026

03:26

My flirtatious skills are rusting

Ktash

@spugsley No, not much. Busy with life. And things. And travel. And work. And my computer is dead

@AshleyNunn This shall not pass!

Tim Stone

@PrivatePansy Whew

Ktash

@AshleyNunn I'd be more than happy to help you practice... many things

spugsley

@Ktash well okay then :p I guess that's fine

@Ktash :o

user15026

@Ktash Oh, now I am intrigued! :D

Tim Stone

03:28

@spugsley Well...okay. As long as we can assimilate them.

spugsley

@TimStone I believe it's a possibility

user15026

ONE OF US ONE OF US

spugsley

MY BODY TELLS ME NOOOOOOOO-OHHHHHH

I have a music problem tonight

Private Pansy

@TimStone Yeah, I'm as reliefed as you are

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley What manner of problem?

Ktash

03:29

@AshleyNunn Good to hear your open to things

We'll be taking advantage of that, don't you worry

spugsley

BUT I WON'T QUIT CAUSE I WANT MOREEEEEEEE

Tim Stone

@PrivatePansy \o/

I think this is cause for cake. @AshleyNunn!

user15026

@Ktash Please do, I am very open :P

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz remembering all the bands I want to put on my Ipod and getting lost in a youtube loop

LessPop_MoreFizz

I have Uncluded songs stuck in my head.

This is not the worst thing.

user15026

03:30

@TimStone I do believe you might be right!

LessPop_MoreFizz

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user15026

brings out occasion appropriate cake with sprinkles

spugsley

@AshleyNunn cake or "cake"?

Ktash

Gah, I'm off my game tonight

just a sec

user15026

@spugsley NOT BROWNIES THATS FOR DAMN SURE

user15026

03:31

ahem

spugsley

NO INTERNET BROWNIES??!?!?!

user15026

@spugsley Not from me at least :P

spugsley

ok, I'm gonna need someone to give up the internet brownies stat

Private Pansy

> There is a chittering shriek of rage, and a sorrow-spider launches itself from the remnants of the box! You stagger about the room, trying desperately to tug it free from your hair, while its mandibles snap and its legs dig into your scalp. Finally you cut it free and stamp it into green goo. You have sustained considerable damage both to your scalp and your dignity.

@RedRiderX's boxed cat did this to me

Ktash

@AshleyNunn If you're as open as you are beautiful, then the possibilities are truly endless

Michael Dunfield

03:32

@AshleyNunn I think you would really like this game

posted that ilnk because it has links to the review and a video and places you can get it etc

user15026

@Ktash Oh, you -are- good. :P

user15026

@MichaelDunfield That looks awesome

LessPop_MoreFizz

You need to go out more.

Michael Dunfield

I am really enjoying it so far.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Me?

user15026

@PrivatePansy Yeah, I don't like when I get not-cats

Ktash

03:34

@AshleyNunn And you are wonderful. So I've still got a long ways to go before we're even

user15026

@Ktash It will be a fun adventure getting there though, will it not? :)

spugsley

:o

LessPop_MoreFizz

4 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

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Everyone!

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn You can get it for $2 right now on ShinyLoot.com

spugsley

NO NO NO

omg that's Kimya Dawson isn't it?

user15026

03:35

@MichaelDunfield I do not have $2

spugsley

Singing

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn D:

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Like Frodo, I'm off on an adventure. But unlike him, I have the most amazing thing waiting for me at the end

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley And Aesop Rock!

spugsley

ughhhhhhhh I can't stand that lady

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:35

Together they are The Uncluded and they are awesome.

spugsley

her voice is like listening to someone use a cheese grater on tin foil

user15026

@Ktash Daaaang. I am better than the one ring? :D

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley Not a Moldy Peaches fan then, I guess.

Honestly, I'm mainly interested in the Ace Rock side of things.

spugsley

not. at. all. ew.

user15026

@spugsley Oh man that description alone just make me twitch

spugsley

03:36

@AshleyNunn I do my best bows

Ktash

@AshleyNunn The whole of the world would be under your spell, not just the power of the other rings

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

@spugsley ^^ Kimya Dawson free.

(Also, fucking awesome.)

Ktash

... got to love that I can do the nerdy pick up lines and get away with them lol

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah, I've heard it :)

Private Pansy

@Ktash @AshleyNunn You two, get a room ;P

Ktash

03:38

@PrivatePansy Workin' on it

user15026

@Ktash Hey you are like.....across a country and a border....work faster ;)

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley It's a classic.

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn Agh, you can't gift things!

Ktash

@AshleyNunn I meant the seducing you part. The other part is the easy part. It is making myself worthy of an evening in your presence

user15026

@MichaelDunfield Oh, sweetie, I appreciate the trying nonetheless! <3

user15026

03:40

@Ktash I suspect we could work something out :P

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Simply the most flattering thing you could say is that I am worthy of even a moment of your time

LessPop_MoreFizz

New song/music video from Satellite High (Bus is Late guy from Night Vale Ep. 2):

►

spugsley

sometimes. I hear a voice. And I kinda want to bone it. Some peoples just got it

user15026

@spugsley Oh I know that feel. Anyone in particular?

spugsley

@AshleyNunn the guy singing this: youtube.com/watch?v=F90Cw4l-8NY

Ktash

03:42

... I'm intrigued by this concept

spugsley

but only a few lines

user15026

@Ktash I'm here, talking to you, aren't i? That seems pretty definite

spugsley

like when he says "but if you close your eyes"

mmmm it's just yes

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

^^ This is just about the purest manifestation of that feeling I have ever experienced.

spugsley

and the way he says "optimist"

Ktash

03:44

@AshleyNunn Well then consider me the luckiest. Not in the world, but in the whole of the Universe. Because the entire universe to the big bang led to this moment where I could receive such a compliment

... and that one is over the top. Worth it

user15026

@Ktash Totally worth it

user15026

@spugsley It is giving me the shivers of yay

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ooooooooo yup. That'll do it

have you heard Elysian Fields?

you will probably like her voice

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz There is a tone in the background that I dont like and I can't decide what or why and I am annoyed because the singing part is lovely

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn I am going to guess it is the shitty sound quality on the youtube I linked

Brant

03:46

That sounds like somebody ran an FM radio rip through an mp3 encoder three or four times

Ktash

@spugsley ... I don't hear it

LessPop_MoreFizz

Like, it's really really awful.

user15026

@Brant That might be it. There is just a noise in there that is making my ears hurt

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Brant Yeah, I should've vetted it before just right clicking and copying the link.

spugsley

@Ktash hahaha. This isn't the best example. It's just what I'm listening to right now :p

and it's only certain moments

Ktash

03:47

:P

user15026

For some reason I keep listening to the Cups song from Pitch Perfect and I dont even like the song that much but it is just IN MY HEAD FOREVER

spugsley

@Ktash enjoy this one :D cause this one really does it for me

►

Brant

You can always tell when audio is poorly compressed by listening to the cymbals. Lossy encoders always do a terrible job with them, I find.

spugsley

his voice, his accent, the lyrics, the guitar. Yuuuuup

LessPop_MoreFizz

That said, the voice(s) I'd go gay for are probably Kyp and Tunde from TV On The Radio.

►

DAT FALSETTO

Ktash

03:48

@spugsley ..............

Lazers

0

Q: Is there any 'Best' path in FEZ?

I'm wondering if there could be a path that is considered the 'best', in terms of speed of completion and overall understanding of the 'multiverse' area, like ciphers and its layout. Should one go to the ciphers first (and how to get to them from the nearest warp gates), or should I follow all th...

fez

spugsley

I know right

Ktash

sorry, don't hear it

spugsley

:p

Ktash

:P

spugsley

03:49

I have a thing for British singers :3

Ktash

I have a thing for Australian accents

also, people

but mostly the accent

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley Morrisseeeeeyyyyyyy.

user15026

I like people....I dont know how else ot qualify that :P

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz while I'm not a Morrissey fan, yeah his voice is GREAT

LessPop_MoreFizz

Another voice that always fucking slays me is Beth Ditto:

►

Ktash

03:50

But I also have a thing for irresistible women like you and @AshleyNunn

user15026

►

user15026

This is my current OMG YES SEx ME PLZ song

user15026

like it just

user15026

AUGH

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

Here, have an Australian bundle of energy

spugsley

03:53

@LessPop_MoreFizz oh wow. Her voice is the tits

user15026

Also, wait, what, Hiroshi Yamauchi died? Daaaamn.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn WOOOOWWWWWWW

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley Yeah, The Gossip is pretty fucking great.

Actually, this is a better old Grates song:

►

user15026

@spugsley I <3 the Cliks like whoa. They are even localish! (Toronto)

LessPop_MoreFizz

Neko Case is another one that slays me.

►

user15026

03:58

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yes. This. So good.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Her new album is prt great

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Augh I am SO behind on music

LessPop_MoreFizz

Oh, another male one who is due to blow up any minute now (Get in before the bandwagon!) is Blood Orange:

►

Brant

@AshleyNunn This is pretty good.

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

Ktash

04:03

relevant to youtube postings + australians

Also relevant because KH came out a few days ago

user15026

@Ktash Oh this is beautiful

Ktash

@AshleyNunn How are you doing on KH, by the way ;)

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

user15026

@Ktash same as before, really, life has eaten my gaming time :P school especially, lately. :P

Brant

> I don't own the Simpsons

Glad we're straight on that.

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:14

@Brant Truly one of the finest moments of the Simpsons.

Michael Dunfield

I'm tired somebody help me

how do dis

Wait I think I figured it out already

user15026

@Ktash Also, I apologize for the 90 bajillion twitter DMs, I suppose an email would have been faster than 140 characters at a time but I only thought of that now :P

Michael Dunfield

nailed it

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MichaelDunfield just like I nailed urmom.

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz Do you have a little brother who is using your computer or something

Ktash

04:19

@AshleyNunn Things happen in an odd order sometimes

no worries

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MichaelDunfield I've been making dumb urmom jokes when the opportunity presents itself for as long as I've been hanging out on the Bridge.

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't think I have ever seen that, but okay.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Oct 3 '12 at 22:12, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo urmom is really hard to screencap. The camera can't zoom out far enough to fit her in the frame.

Michael Dunfield

I am going to bed.

@LessPop_MoreFizz snap

LessPop_MoreFizz

Dec 18 '12 at 22:28, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice urmom isn't difficult.

Michael Dunfield

04:20

I am seriously going to bed though

Way to Go! is $2 for 40 more minutes, if anyone is interested in logic puzzles.

Peace out bridge.

user15026

Yeah, I am going ot try ot get some sleep myself.

user15026

Goodnight, Bridge :)

LessPop_MoreFizz

Think this is my first urmom joke though:

Dec 23 '11 at 23:35, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@agent86 Your snowman is so fat, it's asking yo momma for weight loss tips.

INTERNET STOP BEING BORING, I STILL HAVE 28 OUNCES OF BEER TO DRINK.

Ktash

@LessPop_MoreFizz 28 ounces of beer on the wall...

Lazers

04:48

0

Q: What's the effect of breaking lights?

In some maps, you can break light bulbs or wall lights (I'm thinking about the Framing Frame heist, day 3, on the rooftop). Does it have any effect ? Obviously, ambient light around the broken source of light seriously dimmed: does it help to remain stealthy ? Could it be used to lure a gu...

payday-2

Lazers

05:12

0

Q: Do disintegrated enemies respawn?

I noticed that some goo puddles seem to be permanent in my games, and that some powder gangers I turned to goo many levels ago haven't respawned.

fallout-new-vegas fallout-3

spyder

05:27

Lazers

05:49

0

Q: Grand Theft Auto 5 - Gambling

QUESTION: Is there gambling in Grand Theft Auto 5? I have searched all over and cannot find a definitive answer. While driving around Vinewood Hills, I stumbled across a casino near the Vinewood racetrack (here is a picture I took using snapmatic): Casino Picture Link I tried accessing thi...

grand-theft-auto-5

Coronus

Oh dear. I just walked into a shop, and I couldn't buy from him because he was "in the middle of something." Then I noticed the prostitute. Really, dude? You can't close the shop like a decent person?

Lazers

06:06

1

Q: Can I cure Hert's vampirism?

I’ve just finished the Dawnguard quest lines and decided to do some free roaming again I went to Half-Moon Mill and Hert could be seen working at the mill. She was facing away from me as I approached she said I could cut some wood and turned to face me and Horror of Horrors she was a Vampire! I ...

skyrim

5pike

@Coronus Seeing that he ordered a prostitute into the shop, I doubt that he is anywhere near decent.

LessPop_MoreFizz

06:25

Just changed my phones Siri voice to Australian. Because why not.

5pike

07:08

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ask it where the next café is

2

Lazers

07:30

0

Q: Small Spoiler. Can I store 2 cars in a specific Safehouse Garage?

In Fraklin's new Safehouse can you safe 2 cars? Also where do cars go if they disappear from there? And they aren't in the Impound is it a glitch?

grand-theft-auto-5

Blem

Morning

5pike

@Blem Morning

Blem

I prefer mornings, then non of the picky Americans are awake to flag posts

Private Pansy

Afternoon

5pike

@Blem I'm never around that long

Blem

07:40

@PrivatePansy going to go watch F1?

5pike

BBC News presenter Simon McCoy mistakes printing paper for iPad

Blem

@5pike O_o

5pike

Apparently, instead of taking his tablet, he took a pack of paper from his table. He couldn't just go back and get his tablet, because it was a live broadcast, so he just went on air

That's professional.

Gaming Topics From Outside

0

Q: When will native games come to Ubuntu?

Real games that use powerful video cards.

nvidia ati games

spyder

Blem

07:46

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5pike

@spyder Oh boy, I love the wrestling game glitches.

Private Pansy

@Blem What, watch a bunch of cars driving in circles for three hours straight while making huge amounts of noise and fumes? No thanks

Blem

@PrivatePansy it is only 3 hours?

Private Pansy

I think that's how long the actual driving lasts

spyder

dying

Private Pansy

07:52

The positioning of the propeller is... interesting

Blem

spyder

@PrivatePansy and cylinder too :D

Private Pansy

@Blem Are those yours?

Blem

@PrivatePansy no, it is a friends

If i was going I would have commented it earliger

5pike

@Blem Adorable

Blem

07:56

@5pike Theres more!

5pike

@Blem I'm dying over here

5pike

08:10

And now for something completely different. A dog that looks like Putin

spyder

08:24

Lazers

0

Q: Can you put an external 250gb hard drive in the Xbox 360 4gb console

Can you put an external 250gb hard drive in the Xbox 360 4gb console if you can then please tell me. I am new to the Xbox and I am wondering Whether to get a 250gb model or a 4gb model? Can you put a large external hard drive or just a 30 gb one please answer

wheres-my-water-2

Arperum

@Lazers Tagging's stupid there.

5pike

08:40

@Arperum It's also a duplicate

fredley

2 weeks

kalina

well, I just justified getting out of bed by making somebody smile

can I go back to bed now?

5pike

@kalina No

You stay awake

and do something productive

kalina

I did something productive

5pike

Good

now do some more

kalina

08:45

I cut through the multiple layers of management abstraction to get a customer something she wanted without having to wait her turn

by carefully crafting an email that made it a management failure that the customer had been ignored

and following it up with an arsy phonecall

which is my speciality

Lazers

0

Q: The meaning of the number 69 Easter Egg

In GTA 5 there is a large VINEWOOD sign like there where in GTA San Andreas. On the GTA 5 version of the sign VIEWOOD, there is a graffiti with 69. What is the meaning of this number? I know its an Easter Egg of some sort, but what it means, I dont know.

grand-theft-auto-5

fredley

@kalina Blaming is the best form of productivity

kalina

@fredley managers don't like being at fault

fredley

@kalina people don't like being at fault

kalina

well, true, depends how far up the corporate grind you are, normally the blame ends up falling downwards

5pike

08:55

@kalina Yeah, the higher you're up, the more people you can blame

fredley

We have no heirarchy

But no blame, we just all do our jobs correctly

kalina

Do you work for Valve?

fredley

@kalina Yes, I work for Valve. Well noticed.

kalina

that explains why you never finish creating a game then! :P

fredley

@kalina It's pretty much finished, but stopping and calling it finished is a-whole-nother thing

kalina

08:56

I don't know if it's something I've done

but gold coins don't seem to go up very quickly anymore

fredley

@kalina What do you mean?

kalina

I mean, the number of coins I have seems more like a static number than a rapidly overflowing variable, like it used to

fredley

@kalina How many coinifyers did you have before? And multiplyers

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