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11:00 AM
 
@fredley That's beautiful.
 
@Wipqozn I would bake you one, but transport would be an issue
 
@fredley It's the thought that counts.
 
@fredley he actually had it at one point before we started the cleanup last year
 
@kalina :-(
 
11:06 AM
Huh, we have no gold tag badges on this site
Fancy that
I need 6 more answers with a combined score of 15 to get a bronze badge
 
@fredley I could go on another starcraft-2 question exodus if you want? :p
 
Gamefaqs forums are so fucking terrible.
someone asks a question. All uses insult him
 
just forums would suffice
 
@kalina Yes plox. I'll give you upvotes
 
@Wipqozn sounds like somebody raised a game-id question on that arqade site
 
11:13 AM
@kalina That's not at all the same thing.
 
pfff
 
@fredley Eh?
 
11:26 AM
@OrigamiRobot Punch SE stack app
 
Why me?
I've never threatened to boil you into green goop and use you for energy or anything like that.
 
D'awwww, @OrigamiRob is so punchable *pinches cheeks*
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone ಠ_ಠ
 
grrrr
cheese all over the place
4
 
See, he's perfect!
 
11:33 AM
@kalina Problems eating again?
 
@fredley yes I have a severe eating disorder
 
@kalina Face-missing?
 
I picked up my baguette and all the fillings fell out
 
@OrigamiRobot Wish me a happy birthday.
 
Why would I do that? You're my nemesis.
 
11:40 AM
sudo @OrigamiRobot wish my a happy birthday
 
@Wipqozn is it your birthday?
 
@kalina Yes.
 
ok one moment while I check whether you wished me happy birthday or mocked me
ok well, you didn't wish me happy birthday, so I guess I will be the bigger person!
 
I definitely mocked you.
 
@Wipqozn Happy birthday!! <3 <3
@OrigamiRobot die
 
11:45 AM
@kalina Thank you!
 
I can't wait for Elite
it all looks so pretty
 
@kalina That Kickstarter funded game? Is there a release date now?
 
@kalina Agree. Lots of want.
@YiJiang'sEvilClone You mentioned Kickstarter and Release Date in the same breath. Lol.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone 2014
today they announced visible damage to ships
 
12:04 PM
0
Q: Create a new miner without a pick ax or metals

Jonas SöderströmIn Dwarf Fortress I manage to do something annoying. I dug away my only stair case leading out of my dungeon by mistake and didn't build a new one. My only miner died ( of starvation i presume ) down in the mines. All the dwarfs are now trapped on the surface. I tried making them into miners an...

 
@Lazers Poor guy
Oh well, losing is fun.
 
I am at a seminar with work, in the conference room next door IO Interactive is having meeting, I wish i could join them instead of learning about how we do security in java solutions at work
 
@Blem Ooooo. Pretend to go to the toilet and gatecrash their conference :P
border-radius + border-style: dotted causes IE9 to crash. Innnnteresting. Can anyone with IE9 confirm this?
Here's the test case: codepen.io/beeglebug/pen/ntLbv
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone That doesn't seem that unreasonable to support.
 
after lunch there was a lady getting ready, I asked her if what they where presenting something interesting and if i could join them
 
12:20 PM
No repro on IE10
 
It killed my IE
 
You're running IE9?
@StrixVaria Well, IE > 8 doesn't even support border-radius
 
I have IE8, apparently.
 
I would tell you what IE I am using but it is dead so dont know
 
g++: internal compiler error: Killed (program cc1plus)
What would cause this?
 
12:23 PM
It is IE 9
 
@fredley the user, replace the user and press the any key
 
I open Windows Explorer and type my URLs in there.
 
@kalina PEBCAK
 
@fredley I thought it was PEBKAC
 
@fredley Problem Exist Between Cake and Keyboard!
 
12:26 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone PEBCAKEAK?
 
@kalina What does C.A.K.E. stand for?
 
CAKE is not an acronym
it is the source of all life, so it is important enough to type it out in all caps
 
@fredley Problem exists between cake and @kalina
 
@OrigamiRobot the only problem that exists between cake and I is that cake insists on making me gain weight
 
I'm sure you can talk your way out of that.
 
12:29 PM
@OrigamiRobot There's no reasoning with CAKE
 
I just say "Do what I say or I'll eat you!"
Then I eat it anyway.
 
there is still 1½-2h till there is cake
 
@OrigamiRobot I can't talk cake out of unloading calories into my hips
I have tried
 
@kalina Well not with that attitude.
 
@kalina <Dirty comment about unloading some fluids on your hips> (sorry i just felt i needed to do this, i am a bit bored atm)
 
12:33 PM
cc @Wipqozn
 
I...
3
 
@fredley The machines don't look terribly different
 
@OrigamiRobot Some of the IC2 ones look really different.
But most are similar.
 
South Korean broadcaster and bank computer networks paralysed after virus attack: bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21855051
 
0
Q: How to sneak into the river in Mission 13?

IndrekIn Mission 13 of Sniper: Ghost Warrior (the one where you're playing as the spotter), after the target has been assassinated and you're escaping the area, you come to a bridge with a patrol on the other side and are told to sneak into the river. However, that involves crossing a couple of metres ...

 
12:38 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone sorry about that, I was just testing my new synthetic intelligence
didn't realise that taking S Korea offline would make the news
 
@kalina Mmmhmm, it hit all computers in both banks and TV stations simultaneously
Shut down and wiped their hard disk is what I heard on the radio report
 
D'awww, kitty!
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone hey I said sorry, next time I'll make it target a less well developed country
 
@RavenDreamer Kitty ain't looking so impressed
 
@kalina I hear Cyprus could use a distraction.
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Kitty is stuffed.
 
12:42 PM
That... would explain a lot
 
I just need an army of robots so I can test my skynet program and we're all set for apocalypse
 
hmmm
i've not seen oen of my kitties in ages
she's off hiding in someones house i think
 
@djsmiley2k and it took a random post in an internet chat room to realise?
 
Downvote. EVERYTHING.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone brohoof
 
12:46 PM
three upvotes to go... no new questions to answer
sigh
 
I have gained -5 reps this week, because I've been downvoting so much crap
 
@RonanForman aww, @RonanForman!
You're the bestest.
 
@Wipqozn You're the only one at the party.
 
The BBC is liveblogging George Osborne's budge speech.
 
12:49 PM
@RonanForman The other guests are probably just late. Tortoises are slow.
 
@Wipqozn turtle*
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone that sounds borring
 
@Blem Must be an incredibly slow news day
 
yea
 
@kalina till what?
 
12:53 PM
@RavenDreamer 20k
 
my superuser profile
 
Nice round number
 
I've only made one post on MSO but got ~50 upvotes
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone 3.14!
 
12:59 PM
Graaaaarl
3
 
MSO rep is meaningless, except for the fact that it does inflate my network rep count to a ridiculous 42.6k
@GraceNote Morning to you too
 
G'morn, Yi Jiang.
 
@Blem @YiJiang'sEvilClone sorry I broke your nice round numbers/1337-ness
 
:(
@kalina thank you i guess
 
@Blem no need to thank me, public service and all that
 
1:05 PM
well it is a good question for people who are writing code and need to format it in a word document
 
@RavenDreamer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HEADCANON
@YiJiang'sEvilClone -1 not enough hides
 
@GraceNote who woke up the @GraceNote?
 
@badp What's wrong with your headcanon?
 
@RavenDreamer It is vanishing
 
1:10 PM
why?
 
@RavenDreamer it is being replaced by the actual canon
 
I see @RavenDreamer is a shouldercat just like AnnaLear
 
My kitty is stuffed, though.
 
@kalina Damn you! With one upvote you broke the niceness of both numbers, you despicable fiend!
 
We don't discriminate against stuffed shouldercats around here
 
1:12 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone go go 2222
 
2
Q: Does Mass Transit lower high wealth land value?

Tater596I have tried to build a "high-rent" district in my town with plenty of formal parks and plazas that are supposed to increase high-wealth land value. These parks are laid out in a manner that should maximize the coverage area for the highest land value while minimizing monthly cost from parks. H...

 
launch him into the sun
DO IT
 
synonym it?
 
link him this:
user image
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1:14 PM
@kalina Mmmhmm. Well, I guess the Earth is round
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone you guess? It's been an established fact for a long time now
 
@kalina I'll just assume this is directed at me.
 
@OrigamiRobot assume away
 
should we make that a synonym of simcity?
 
It's not called simcity 5 though
 
1:16 PM
Good morning, Bridge
 
I know, but I swear I've seen it a number of times
 
@Sconibulus EA/Maxis has never called it that, and neither has the gaming press.
It's SimCity, or SimCity (2013), if disambiguation is needed
 
@fbueckert good mid-afternoon
 
Is the concern that there might in the future be a game called SimCity 5 that it would improperly synonymize? Or is it just that we don't want unofficial synonyms
 
@Sconibulus the latter
and it's less of a "concern" and more a case of we don't call games by random names
 
1:19 PM
I'm only here because I'm at work. Otherwise, I'd be playing Monster Hunter.
 
@kalina mid? What planet are you on?
 
Kerbal, obviously
 
@Sconibulus That would explain everything
 
@kalina That seems reasonable, I was just thinking that if many users called it that, especially in their search bar, we might get more hits with a synonym. Although I will admit to being unclear as to exactly how synonyms work.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Fixed for good
Tag Synonym simcity-5 -> simcity was approved!
Now his "fixes" will be no-ops.
 
1:24 PM
@badp Just you wait for EA to release SimCity 5, the sequel to SimCity!
Or will it be SimCity 2?
 
SimCity 2000 where all zones are purchased via microtransactions
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone then we simply remove the synonym
@BenBrocka You'll be paying for city works with your own real cash!
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone SimmerCity
 
@badp NOOP
 
@kalina NOP
 
1:26 PM
@badp NP
 
@Blem P
 
@fredley I made 32 redstone energy cells and they practically filled overnight
 
@OrigamiRobot Wow, not bad. Can I use your excess for lava production in my volcano?
 
@badp we are both right, it's ok
 
@kalina YEP
 
1:28 PM
@badp YE
 
Morning, Bridge
 
@fredley E
 
@SaintWacko good mid-afternoon
 
soon cake time!
 
Good evening
 
1:28 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone good night
 
@fredley Until I need it, sure.
 
@kalina Mid-afternoon? Sounds like it's time for me to go home!
 
@fredley Want some phosphor?
 
@RonanForman What is phospher used for?
 
1:29 PM
spell checker blocks
 
@fredley Squeese it with sand, dirt or cobble (sand is best) for lava.
 
@RonanForman Eh, if I wanted easy I'd just drain nether lakes
 
@fredley In that case, I'll gladly accept payment in saplings.
Which would mainly go back into helping you
 
> DRM manages you rights in the same way jail 'manages' your freedom.
Quote of the day!
 
Or, even cooler, eventually mystcraft: Ocean Single Biome, Lava.
 
1:35 PM
@RavenDreamer
9 hours ago, by Michel
Congratulations @RavenDreamer !! for the first Legendary badge on ARQADE!
 
@Unionhawk Add in "skylands" and you have what I call "jail dimension". :)
 
Also, "perpetual night" helps.
 
@OrigamiRobot Don't think I have sapling overflow at the moment
 
btw.... they took my question '-'
 
1:37 PM
@Sconibulus Actually, SimCity Societies is technically SimCity 5, and the new version is technically SimCity 6.
 
@Michel Yeah, they're an SO scraper.
 
@fredley I'll set you up a tesseract when I get home
 
They're following the rules, though, which means it's legit.
 
@Michel They comply with SE's CC licensing though
 
Ok, that's a QA scraper.
I found a question from answers.com shudder.
 
1:39 PM
@fbueckert Read their about page. They also hilariously have a takedown form, in case you want them to remove your content
 
@fredley He'll let you send him his payment via tesseract.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yeah, like they'll actually do that.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I don't think they do, their content doesn't appear to be CC licensed
 
cc @BenBrocka
 
1:41 PM
@OrigamiRobot That's the site you spent hours trolling through.
 
> HELP!!!!!??? I HAVE TWO DAYS TO STOP MY ACHILLES FROM HURTING ME!?
 
@BenBrocka Huh, yeah, SE uses a share alike license
 
> How to convince my mom to let me go to Thorpe Park the theme park...?
> how do i relieve a hamster from stress?
 
@OrigamiRobot Is that... a real question from Y! Answers?
 
> What is the best way to enjoy fjords in Norway? Many options confuse me.?
 
1:43 PM
@OrigamiRobot tagged mythology and folklore
 
> My Daughter's friend Drowned on New Years Eve as the fireworks went off- Questioning the Boy's ABILITY TO SWIM?
 
> 9/11 Physics, Can jet fuel melt steel?
 
@OrigamiRobot Now that's timing
 
that kind of question doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me
 
> Is there a SHOP (not online) that I can but syringes with needles in without a perscripsion?
 
1:45 PM
@Sconibulus It's Yahoo Answers. Making sense isn't a requirement there.
 
> Kitten with a cold possibly?
 
> Astrologers plzzzzzzz help?
 
> got tf2 freetoplay ver dled from steam,i runned it but little lag,when i join or play it froze,graphic card?
migrate here obviously
 
Are they really from yahoo answers?
 
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Q: Guild Wars 2 Digital Deluxe items

JoetjahA few months ago, I've purchased the pre-order edition of Guild Wars 2 Digital Deluxe. I haven't been able to play the game up untill now due a computer upgrade. I was wondering which items can be used on every character, and which items can only be used once on your account. This because I'd lik...

 
1:47 PM
> How would you best describe what it means if something is not as good as you had once hoped it would be?
 
oh no
 
I'd say you've done it.
 
somebody just came back from lunch with ice cream for everybody
 
> Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.
 
who does that, really?
 
1:47 PM
OH YEAH
 
You heard it, folks, @kalina has FREE ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE
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@fredley timecube
 
@BenBrocka Well spotted
 
@Unionhawk different "everyone"
 
@fbueckert Do you use any abbreviation in a Business project name?
 
1:48 PM
internet people are excluded from the free ice cream deal
 
"Hey guys, let's all head over to @kalina's yard"
 
@kalina Someone awesome
 
my ice cream brings all the boys to the yard
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@fredley We shall be internet people no longer!
 
1:49 PM
the guy in question is on a diet
 
> Why does Yahoo say I'm "Forbidden" to log out of yahoo?
 
he only brings in all these sweets so that relatively his weight is lower in comparison to the rest of the office
 
@kalina Novel approach to dieting: Don't make yourself thinner, make everyone else fatter
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> What is the singular best way to speak posh? How do I position my mouth to sound British?
cc: @kalina @fredley @RonanForman
 
> YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST.
4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS
IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.
 
1:50 PM
lol
 
@fredley >.>
<.<
What?
 
@SaintWacko >.>
Do the pointy eye dance
 
@Michel Eh? You mean for variables or whatnot?
 
@OrigamiRobot Ask fredley, he's the southerner.
 
@RonanForman And also posh as fuck
 
1:51 PM
@fredley Aren't they the same thing?
 
@RonanForman No. Essex.
 
@kalina because all the tehcnical staff in our office didn't lock their computers
 
@OrigamiRobot "position your mouth" to sound british?
 
>.>
<.<
<.>
>.<
^.v
v.^
 
me and the cto went around emailing from their computers saying they were buying everyone icecream/cake/dougnuts
supprising how fast they aoo started locking.
 
1:51 PM
@fredley Oh, that
 
@Michel image not found
 
We have a Major Problem,
Creation is Cubic Opposites,
2 Major Corners & 2 Minor.
Mom/Dad & Son/Daughter,
NOT taught Evil ONEism,
which VOIDS Families.
 
Congratulations
 
Bacon has four bacons in one bacon!
 
1:52 PM
@Powerlord Yay, bacon!
 
yes, that
 
@fredley Interestingly, although I don't normally, I can sound midlandsly if I want, but cannot sound southern.
 
@fredley Has someone translated this theory into non-rant form yet?
 
@fbueckert When you create a Class Library for business. I'm using BLL but not sure if this is understandable...
 
@kalina Bahaha
 
1:53 PM
@kalina What was it? T_T
 
@StrixVaria Timecube is nontranslateable
 
@OrigamiRobot a combination of unsafe for work and detrimental to my public image
 
@Michel Oh, no. I try to call it exactly what it is.
 
@kalina Apparently I'm the only one that read it before it was deleted :P
 
@SaintWacko ;)
 
1:54 PM
@RonanForman I am like Guy Secretan when it comes to accents
 
@kalina Basically is "Whaaat"?
 
THREE UPVOTES AND I WILL REPOST IT
trolololol
 
Like for my current project, I have objects called "LanguageInformation" and "LifeMembership", etc.
 
@SaintWacko TELL ME I MUST KNOW
 
1:54 PM
@OrigamiRobot he won't betray me
 
@OrigamiRobot Nope :D
It's much more amusing this way
 
@fredley Saving name to download tonight :3
 
@Michel Green Wing is excellent
 
Thanks, @Michel
 
@RavenDreamer <3
 
1:57 PM
So, @SaintWacko is in league with @kalina. I see what's going on here.
 
@OrigamiRobot Does @fbueckert know?
 
@fredley this exactly, if it's not ice cream, it's donuts, if it's not donuts, it's sweets
 
@fredley The pax FTB map/modpack is now out.
 
@RavenDreamer We should be thanking you. Are ppl like you that provide excellent data to our humble site =D
 
@RonanForman Do we want it?
 
1:57 PM
@OrigamiRobot I am the best person to be in league with
 
@OrigamiRobot You... really don't want to know.
 
@kalina What is the name of the league?
 
Shouldn't timecube be 6 days (faces) or 8 days (corners)?
 
@RavenDreamer that would be an abuse of moderator privileges!
 
@fredley Not for the server... You know FTB started as challenge maps. Well they've made a new one.
 
1:58 PM
I'm picturing Abusers vs ***** league
 
I don't even comprehend the statement in question that was hidden, so I'll just be on my merry way.
 
@fredley friendship is magic, obviously
 
@RonanForman Oh yeah, cool
@kalina -.-
 
@fredley League of Layabouts
 
@fredley Know? Know what?
 
1:59 PM
@fbueckert *whistles innocently*
 

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