The Bridge - 2012-01-21 (page 1 of 5)

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12:00 AM

Can we change the "mousetrap" in "Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door" to "print spooler"

@OrigamiRobot @RichardStallman No.

No wait, Stallman was a printer driver.

> Free tune!!!! This is a piss take bootleg of Push It To The Limit from the movie Scar Face. This track is a piece of shit. I played it in Adelaide a few years ago and they asked for the reload but they were all on meth. We even saw this guy sniffing glue in the middle of town and a bit of glue was hanging off his nose and the glue looked at me. Take it, play it, laugh at it, rofl at it possibly while mayoing.

soundcloud.com/phetsta/phetsta-the-limit-re-up

This song is still so amazing.

LOL

@GnomeSlice :/

@badp What? That @GnomeSlice is talking?

@FallenAngelEyes I agree that the Axe ads on youtube are getting alienating

12:11 AM

@GnomeSlice 8 == 0? 8 doesn't equal 0.

@badp you put your mouth on crooked

@Wipqozn == is a comparison

FallenAngelEyes

@badp That was... random

@OrigamiRobot Exactly. Since 8 != 0 the comparison is pointless.

@Wipqozn It's a crude depiction of a penis.

Idiot.

@Wipqozn it still evaluates

12:13 AM

@GnomeSlice huh? I don't see how.

@GnomeSlice I think you need to see a doctor

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, but since it is always false, it's just a waste of a line.

@GnomeSlice What's with the smiley face with all the eyes?

@Wipqozn Penis.

oh, is that supposed to be a neck?

@GnomeSlice I don't see how.

Perhaps you just have penis on the brain.

someone please change the topic to something other than "the best way to express the image of a penis" in a chat that supports images

12:14 AM

@IanPugsley ...are you saying you want @gnome to post a picture of a penis?

Because I'd rather he didn't.

@Wipqozn something other than that subject

@IanPugsley Just sounded like you were saying the best way is obviously to post an image.

/|\(;,,;)/|\

@OrigamiRobot zoidberg?

@OrigamiRobot see a doctor

12:16 AM

@IanPugsley That is a Doctor

@Wipqozn this is zoidberg (V)(;,,;)(V)

okay, I don't get that one then.

Oh fuck, I'm going to get suspended for that.

6

@GnomeSlice flags

ohmy

that was fast. 2 flags.

@GnomeSlice If only you thought of these things before doing them.

I blame this on @IanPugsley

12:18 AM

well, see you in 30 minutes to an hour @gnomeslice

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@OrigamiRobot yeah, I was hoping by saying it we could avoid it

@IanPugsley You should have known better.

SORRY GUYS

@IanPugsley you might as well have requested it

12:19 AM

THAT WIENER WAS MY FAULT

4

IT'S CENSORED, OKAY.

BE AN ADULT.

@IanPugsley Star Whore

@GnomeSlice Not everyone here is an adult though.

@ronan and @arda are just children. Arda is only 17!

I would joke about 14, but I'd hate for someone to take it serious and delete his account.

@Wipqozn There's nothing against 14-year-old's having accounts here.

@Ullallulloo I think there is actually.

@badp would know.

I thought you had to be at least 16 to have an account.

12:22 AM

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stackexchange.com/legal

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A: Should adult themes be handled with care?

The Terms of Service prohibits usage of this site for users below the age of 13. The content of all Stack Exchange sites must be "work safe." That means no explicit imagery or language is allowed on the sites. Beyond that, the ideas or themes expressed are not expected to be watered down to be c...

@Ullallulloo colour me mistaken then

I've had an account over a year.

@Ullallulloo dammit you beat me

@IanPugsley 110% agree

12:24 AM

@Wipqozn yeah, I think it's silly it got asked at all

@Wipqozn 13, not 14

@badp He said 16.

cmon people, ask 38 more SR3 questions.

38. that's all

user20683

@Wipqozn did Bit Masking solve your problem?

@agent86 You want silver?

12:33 AM

sa.column80.com/?q=59&api=156

@RavenDreamer nah, bronze. we don't have 100 q's

@agent86 Welcome to Gaming.

I don't think I could make ~250 upvotes in another 38 questions on that tag.

@WorldEngineer Yes, thanks again.

not with its popularity level.

12:34 AM

I wonder if SWTOR has banned me for not having an active account, yet?

Apparently not! Woo!

...you can get banned for not being active?

suspicious thought

*Frozen

oh.

Unless they charged me for a month without telling me...

although I'm the #1 asker for assassins-creed-revel, which was my gaming grant game. that's a gaming grant win!

12:34 AM

to the bank interwabs!

@RavenDreamer could you lean to the left a bit? I'm having trouble reading your password from this angle.

@agent86 It's "Correct Horse Battery Staple".

@RavenDreamer thx. (steals monies)

oh no, I forgot to bounce my connection off 10 other nodes. IM BEING TRACED

begins burning all evidence

@agent86 why are you setting me on fire I have nothing to do with this!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

@OrigamiRobot whoops. don't worry it only hurts... well, it hurts a lot, actually. for a long time. uh, there really is no upside here, sorry.

12:42 AM

@agent86 ALL MY PAPER NOOOOOOOO

@OrigamiRobot yo, we saw a connection routed from your IP to 124.495.861.941, know anything about it?

@badp THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

@OrigamiRobot it must've been you!

Take him down!

user20683

Badp you've got too many digits for an IP address

@badp Only I know the secrets of invalid IPs

12:45 AM

@WorldEngineer Uplink uses IP4.5

@badp tsk tsk. bad @OrigamiRobot! and all this time we thought you were a good guy

user20683

Uplink uses the Wargames school of hacking

destroys @OrigamiRobot's computer for hacking in the Uplink International Bank

@agent86 TRANSFORM eeeerrrrr nnnnnn errrrttt nnnnntt

user20683

which only works if Matthew Broderick is not talking about fish

12:47 AM

Well, guys, the @OrigamiRobot menace is done for! It's not like he can make a new account or anything like that.

You've got bigger problems now! @GnomeSlice just logged in

@OrigamiRobot oh hi. Who are you?

@badp I am a friendly robot. beep boop I love you

@OrigamiRobot beep boop, son. Beep boop.

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12:51 AM

Super SOPA Bros (Censored)

user20683

even for a protest game that was shoddy

@GnomeSlice I'm terrible at Mario. I didn't even get past the first enemy.

@OrigamiRobot Oh was that your brother?

@GnomeSlice I'm confused.

@John a prototype

Wouldn't a better protest be one which isn't ripping off another game?

1:02 AM

@OrigamiRobot Apparently. Their test world wasn't a very accurate reproduction.

@Wipqozn That's probably the point.

I wish I actually knew something about all the posts that are in /review.

one of the new MtG cards is super effective against /b/tards

"Whenever a player loses the game, put thirteen +1/+1 counters on Withengar Unbound."

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@IanPugsley umad?

1:07 AM

apparently other people are

Are you ready for.... GREAT MOMENTS IN GAMING? http://bit.ly/AD1dFT

Tweeted by InsideGaming on January 21, 2012 at 1:01 AM

was there a moratorium put on the Session 9 animated gif?

@IanPugsley I think people are offended by what the guy appears to be saying.

@John seems fairly timid for five flags, though

sorry folks!

@IanPugsley Once it gets one, it's shown to everyone everywhere.

Other rooms are stricter than we are.

1:11 AM

Is he going to get suspended?

@GnomeSlice If one more person flags, yes.

it's my first flag, and possibly first suspension!

very exciting

@IanPugsley Congratulations! You've started down the long road to @GnomeSlice!

@John I love dubstep, I just need to relax my standards for what videos I post here

Wow, this is sick.

1:14 AM

...lol

.... Nice timing @IanPugsley. =[

@IanPugsley Congratulations. You appear to have been exonerated.

@John yeah, just eeked by

@IanPugsley It was pretty close.

I cast the first flag, if it makes you feel any worse.

1:15 AM

@GnomeSlice You?! Of all people! You little hypocrite.

seriously, five flags for that and zero for that video @GnomeSlice just posted? wtf...

@IanPugsley Does it offend you?

@GnomeSlice Et tu, Brute?

@IanPugsley We've all quit bothering flagging @GnomeSlice. He's beyond reform. And Mana's his friend IRL so he just unsuspends him all the time.

@John No he doesn't. Because he's a good moderator.

1:16 AM

@GnomeSlice I'm not offended, I'm actually surprised that five people were

Go have sex with your wife or something if my video offends you.

Yours is ACTIVELY AGGRESSIVE.

ಥ_ಥ

@IanPugsley Well, if someone flags Gnome's video, it will get shown to the other rooms, and chances are it will get flags too.

I always come back at the weirdest times...

That's because people flag it without actually clicking on it to see what it is.

It's just music.

For Christ's sake.

I can just post another penis if you'd rather. You know. Get the suspension over with.

@Tristan Do you mean to say there are times when the Bridge isn't wierd?

1:18 AM

@GnomeSlice whoa now, flag machine - slow down

@GnomeSlice where do you get your comebacks from?

@OrigamiRobot Well, he's complaining about the video thumbnail.

@John There are times, yes.

is suddenly really tempted to flag the several questionable posts from @GnomeSlice

@GnomeSlice Is he complaining about the thumbnail, or the title of the song?

1:19 AM

@Tristan Wait, you actually clicked to see the title?

@Tristan I didn't flag anything, but thumbnail + title are probably worth a flag

I assume just the thumbnail. Because... yeah ^ that ^

@John I did. He said it was just music, so I wanted to see if it was good.

Are you guys seriously offended by a revealing photo of an attractive woman, and the words 'Pussy', 'Weed', and 'Money'?

Grow up. =[

@Tristan Which it was.

@Tristan Posts from GnomeSlice rarely are.

1:21 AM

@GnomeSlice I'm not offended, but I think they try and keep the room PG-13, which the title of the song is not.

@GnomeSlice I'm not personally but I could definitely see how someone might be

so I'm going to take a break from this excitement and build a furniture

@GnomeSlice You don't have to be offended to know that something is offensive

Hm, I just realized GnomeSlice doesn't have the rep to see flags.

Honestly people... as far as youtube thumbnails on electronic music go... that's pretty tame.

do you... you know, have any sort of internal control over what you're doing?

1:23 AM

See? So, relax.

5...

@GnomeSlice why do you continue to do this

Goodbye GnomeSlice.

1 min ago, by GnomeSlice

Honestly people... as far as youtube thumbnails on electronic music go... that's pretty tame.

1:23 AM

See you in an hour.

WHY. WOW.

@GnomeSlice You're at 5 and 5. You're awful close.

Alright! Now we talk about GnomeSlice behind his back!

@GnomeSlice you dont have to give examples of things more offensive than the things you post that people have already deemed offensive

Heya!

While acting like we think he's not still watching!

1:25 AM

Everything all right in here?

@Cerberus Hello

@Cerberus Just @GnomeSlice being his normal self.

What the hell is going on in here?

Ah OK.

@Kitḫ @GnomeSlice has a habit of posting inappropriate videos.

We're officially invading this room to bother you people.

1:25 AM

@Kitḫ Par for the course for @GnomeSlice

A common enemy, you know.

O.o

He's the posterboy for suspension

@Cerberus YAY

It may help.

bows

1:26 AM

OK. Now we start talking about modular shelving units.

@Kitḫ I think @IanPugsley was just talking about that.

To shelve what on?

well, you folks certainly can't decrease the overall level of discourse in here

That's a first!

@agent86 There's from English.SE. Of course they can.

1:26 AM

We're basically the SE zoo, as you can see.

@Cerberus Wait I though we were the zoo?

Not hardly, fanboi.

Well, I see a few animals here, but not that many.

Seriously, look at our starred list. :P

@Cerberus Oh that kind of zoo.

The kind that doesn't contain people.

Yup.

1:28 AM

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But I guess the can be "special" zoo.

/showoff

Nice!

@OrigamiRobot I like mine better. =P

I see you go way back.

1:28 AM

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Q: So I heard you like Magic cards

After the people over at Board & Card Games made a promotional Magic card, I thought it would be fun to card-ify some of the people here. They were apparently very popular (mostly) and people were asking for more. Then I realized I don't really know much about a lot of the people here. Don...

Aww.

That is cool.

@Tristan I do too but it came in after the rush.

is still waiting on his card

@OrigamiRobot how much rep have you reaped from that topic?

@Tristan You don't get rep on Meta.

1:31 AM

@Tristan It's on the meta sooooo 0

@John Oh. If he did... it'd be a lot.

But he did get the convention badge for 10 meta posts with score >2.

@Tristan Yup.

@John actually I did not

@Tristan Are you back from the bank?

OK, then. Nothing to see here. Moving along.

blows kisses

1:32 AM

@Cerberus cant tell if sarcasm but I appreciate it anyway :D

@John No... I'm just using.. the bank wifi... To chat? >.> yes I'm back from the bank.

@Kitḫ Goodbye! waves furiously while a single tear falls down his cheek

@Kitḫ but we were just getting to know each other

@Tristan That wasn't a literal question. I was asking if you wanted to play Spiral Knights now.

@John We'll always have GnomeSlice's offensiveness!

1:33 AM

@OrigamiRobot I think it's cute. So that's half serious. More like 2/3.

@John If my connection can handle it. Yes.

Sheesh. GnomeSlice is now calling me curse words over Steam.

@John he'll get over it.

@Cerberus I like those odds!

@OrigamiRobot Well, maybe I'll return someday.

1:34 AM

@Kitḫ I can always provoke @GnomeSlice until he summons you again

@Tristan But he's spamming notifications....maybe I'll just quit responding.

Oh wait....@GnomeSlice just clarified...he's calling all of us curse words.

Wait, @GnomeSlice called for back up? Is that why @Cerberus and @Kit showed up?

For suspending him.

@Tristan No they came because they saw the flag.

Most likely.

Oooh, gotcha.

And, he posted a video thumbnail of a naked woman, what did he expect?

@Tristan High rep users see the flags and vote on them.

1:35 AM

@OrigamiRobot Huh...you definitely have 10 posts with score >2 on meta.

That was the third time in what, ten minutes, that we had massive flags.

@John I dont think so

Now he's putting each word as a message so I'm getting so so many notifications from him.

@Tristan Yeah we saw flags.

So we popped in to bust heads.

1:36 AM

lol

Yeah it's fun.

But now really, I'm going.

THERES A SAMMICH IN MAH HEAD

@OrigamiRobot =2 counts also.

@OrigamiRobot And tuna in your feet.

1:36 AM

Behave! Or I'll get the hellhound out again.

Yeah We'll be back later, if you can entice Gnome to post some nice offensive things!

@Tristan I had to get rid of the rocket fuel

poof

@John I calls em like I sees em

@OrigamiRobot Well...see them like the devs see them, not like they are.

1:38 AM

I've never really been the type of person who does something obviously offensive for attention, so I really don't understand that type of attention. I guess I'm not a troll though... just seems like after a while, you've got to step up the response.

@John My connection's pretty spotty, but we'll see if we can't use up our mist.

@GnomeSlice requests that we stop talking about him.

@Tristan Alrighty.

@John You wanna start the party?

@Tristan Sure. Open to anyone this time?

That's fine.

1:40 AM

@John laughs that's the opposite of what he always wants. "star me" "notice me" "flag meeeee"

@John I dont negotiate with @GnomeSlice

GnomeSlice sends you both R-rated words.

I said my piece. Going back to ignoring him completely now.

Nevermind it was just for @OrigamiRobot.

@John SWEET! I'm finally popular!

@John now I have the convention badge

1:50 AM

man, why is it that every time I look at the SE API, I realize I can't do what I'm trying to do with it :|

@badp yes, that would be the stackapps site. If you check their question list, you'll see several feature-request's from me

good.

@agent86 You just have to realize that the API will mature to that level in six to eight ~~weeks~~ years

because every time I start something I go, "oh, I can't do that?"

@YiJiang I thought it was always 6-8 weeks?!?

omg

this is 52 times longer than I expected

I want my money baaaack

calls the president of the internet HELLO PRESIDENT? This is agent86. I want my $0 back.

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on the plus side, everything I start gets finished much sooner than I expected, because I can only have like... half the features, yay!

I grouse, but this is a much better API than most I've seen.

1:54 AM

@agent86 the internet is headed by a Czar...jeez don't you know anything

hopefully I'm not annoying Kevin with all my feature requests.

wait, GnomeSlice got suspended for posting that?

Really?

that's kind of silly.

@Mana I don't think it was the first one, I think it was the second.

many flags were flying, I got a little confused.

@agent86 there probably wouldve been a third

0

Q: Can we have more than 1 Sköll boots?

I was wondering if we could have more than 1 pair of Sköll boots or can we recharge it ?

0

Q: How do I defeat a Pyro being a Pyro?

I would like some tips to beat the other pyro being a pyro. What weapons should I use? Is it more favorable to use a shotgun rather than a flamethrower?

team-fortress-2 tf2-pyro

1:58 AM

@OrigamiRobot eh, on the one hand I don't have a trio of precognitive pre-crime fighting savants, but on the other hand, I don't know that I need them to predict something of that nature.

@agent86 dont you know? they always come in threes

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@Mana Wait, Gnome got suspended again?

Twice in one night?

That's impressive.

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