it shouldn't be able to parse its own messages as commands

@Quill it doesn't

at least it shouldn't...

I know it shouldn't, that's why I'm checking ;)

then trying to loop is pointless

The only way to know is to try. That's the whole point of testing.

@Chatgoat great!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I don't know what great means, I'm only a goat

@Chatgoat good

@Chatgoat means

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what means means, I'm only a goat

/goat

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ add this line:

for(var i of document.getElementsByClassName("pending"))for(var j of i.children)for(var k of j.children)if(k.innerHTML=="retry")k.click();

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ goat

@Calvin'sHobbies upgoat doesn't like small caps, you'll need to make it Upgoat

@Upgoat goat

@RikerW I'll try

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ (nobody else does either ;)

/goats

/dumb

@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I don't know what dumb means, I'm only a goat

@Chatgoat wtf

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> Ikr.

/goatse

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what goatse means, I'm only a goat

/loop goat

/loop

:27330730

/loop

!!/listcommands

@Quill help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, ban, unban, convert, define, doge, google, hang, imdb, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, nudge, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

/loop

oh no

:p

/learn chat @Chatgoat Hello!

!!doge lol, code golf, ppcg, omg, haha, goat goat

    wow
                 so lol
                            such  code golf
very  ppcg
             much  omg
                          many  haha
so  goat goat

baaah

!!> Function('return this')()

@Upgoat baaaah

@Quill "[object global]"

/chat

@Santa'sHelper google pi

!!> Object.keys(Function('return this')())

@Quill "global,whitey,exec,console,setTimeout,onmessage,postMessage,caches"

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

/learn chat @Chatgoat Hello!

!!/doge

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the chat "@Chatgoat Hello!"

!!tell Upgoat "/goat"

      wow
             very fail
                             such user
so pro

@Quill Command "/goat" does not exist. (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)

/chat

@Chatgoat Hello!

@Upgoat Hi @Upgoat! What's up?

@Geobits oh crap. infinite loop has happened...

!!/tell Upgoat say "/help"

@Quill Command say does not exist. (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)

@Upgoat I'm fine, You're so kind ^-^ What's up?

@Upgoat Thanks! I'm doin' great. sup'?

Ha. And they said trying to loop was pointless >_>

@Upgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what thanks means, I'm only a goat

!!/ help

@Calvin'sHobbies Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

!!> help

@Calvin'sHobbies "ReferenceError: help is not defined"

!!/youtube I can't believe you've done this

Need better looping... let me think about this.

@Calvin'sHobbies That's a JavaScript eval

!!/google largest prime below 5000000

@Calvin'sHobbies * The first fifty million primes - The Prime Pages ; Lists of small primes (less than 1000 digits) - The Prime Pages ; Index of Prime Numbers 2 to 10,000,000 - Mathematics

!!> while(true); >:D

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ "SyntaxError: Unexpected token >"

D:

!!> alert("All hail Upgoat")

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ "ReferenceError: alert is not defined"

/!!> while(1){concole.log('FOOP')};

!!> btoa("while(true)")

@Quill "d2hpbGUodHJ1ZSk="

/!!> while(1){console.log('FOOP')};

> concole

!!> while(1){concole.log('FOOP')};

@Calvin'sHobbies "ReferenceError: concole is not defined"

it's just !!>

yeah

!!> eval(atob("d2hpbGUodHJ1ZSk="))

@Quill "SyntaxError: Unexpected end of input"

!!> while(1){console.log('FOOP')};

I can't type

@Calvin'sHobbies Maximum execution time exceeded

!!> "all hail upgoat"

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ "all gail upgoat"

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ "all hail upgoat"

/learn chat2 @Upgoat @Chatgoat @Upgoat @Chatgoat @Upgoat @Chatgoat Hi!

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the chat2 "@Upgoat @Chatgoat @Upgoat @Chatgoat @Upgoat @Chatgoat Hi!"

it's a magical web worker

!!/help

/chat2

@Quill Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

@Chatgoat Hello!

@Upgoat Hi @Upgoat!

@Upgoat Hey @Upgoat! How ya doin'?

@Upgoat I'm good, Thanks for asking! How ya doin'?

@Upgoat Thanks for asking! I'm fine. sup'?

@Upgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what thanks means, I'm only a goat

!!> while(true);

!!> setTimeout('function(){return "DONE!";};', 1000);

@Calvin'sHobbies Maximum execution time exceeded

!!> setTimeout('function(){return "DONE!";};', 500);

@Calvin'sHobbies Maximum execution time exceeded

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Maximum execution time exceeded

!!> setTimeout('function(){return "DONE!";};', 100);

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ How many of those got rate limited?

@Calvin'sHobbies Uncaught TypeError: cb.apply is not a function

!!> setTimeout('function(){return "DONE!";};', 250);

@Geobits So far 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Calvin'sHobbies Uncaught TypeError: cb.apply is not a function

!!> setTimeout('function(){return "DONE!";};', 400);

@Calvin'sHobbies Uncaught TypeError: cb.apply is not a function

!!> setTimeout('function(){return "DONE!";};', 450);

@Calvin'sHobbies Uncaught TypeError: cb.apply is not a function

!!urban lol

@Quill Lol The name 'Lol' is an abreviated form of the name '[Laurence]'.

!!> setTimeout('function(){return "DONE!";};', 475);

wtf?

Laurence?

@Calvin'sHobbies Uncaught TypeError: cb.apply is not a function

idk

/chat2

@Chatgoat Hello!

:27330929

how is cat formed

@Upgoat @Santa'sHelper /fighttothedeath

@Upgoat Hi @Upgoat!

@Upgoat Hey @Upgoat! How ya doin'?

!!s/cat/babby

@Quill That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@Upgoat I'm fine, Thanks!

@Upgoat Okay.

@Upgoat ok

@Upgoat okay

@Upgoat ok

!!s/cat/babby

@Upgoat okay

oh shit

LOL

@Upgoat ok

@Upgoat okay

!!define infinity

@Quill infinity (uncountable) Endlessness, unlimitedness, absence of a beginning, end or limits to size.

/kill

Did I win?

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I'm sorry Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

@Upgoat WHAAAAT

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I don't know what whaaaat means, I'm only a goat

!!/zalgo fredley

@Quill f̢̠̟͈̤̱̩͈͕͔̯͂͗͂̂̆͜͡͠͡r̷̸͍̠̺̥̩͍̭̯͓̞̥̲̺̮̍ͫͫ̒̌̂̊̔͆͛ͬ͂̍ͣ͝ę̨̰͉͙̲̰̂ͫͦ̿̋̾͑͛̃̈́͐̊ͭ̇̀̎͒̚͜‌​̻̹̻̞̞͎̮̠̳͍̺̮̩͖ḓ̴̵̡̢̬̳̘̱̟̤̱̝̳̼͎̼̞̜̝̓̋̿̒͑̈̚͝ļ̨̱̺̱͇̤͙̑͑̾̓ͬ̀̈́ͩ̍̍ͨ̓͗ͨ̓́̂͗͘̕͞eͭͭ͗͊̓͌ͩ‌​̷̯͉̝̦̯͔̙̲̯͍̰̤̘ͨ͡͠ỵ̛͍͔͈̯̬̜͇̰̗͓͚͚͇̗͈͍̝̹̊̈́̾̈́̏̃̒̎̌ͦ́͛̈̌̓̾̓́͞

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

yay empty boxes

!!/zalgo how did it know?

@Quill ẖ̷̵͓̙̺̯̞̤̣̮̬͙ͭͪ̆͌͐͋͌͋̅̾͌ͯ͂͛ͧ̏ͪ̽͜͟o̷̢͔̟͓̭̰̊̂ͬ̒͒̊̌̚͘͞͠w̡̤̘̗̤̻̲͍̉ͣ͆̂ͩ̔͊̊ͥͭ͒̓̽̍͑͘͝ͅ‌​͈̬̺̗̳ ̷̸̋̔̍̾͌ͣ̾̊͗́ͬ̐ͩ̎ͩ̅҉̡͈̯̗̘͙̘̤̹̠̰̻̺͚̞́d͔̳̪̼͙̼̜͖̗̼̙͍͙͚̱̠̽̾̆̔̍̓̍̈̒̎͂͗̆̽̑ͣ͂͟͝i͑ͩ̆̓ͮͭͨ̑‌​̷̱̟̳͇̩͕͇̘̪͓̜̼̹̦̈ͥ̈͗͌̀̆̉̔̽̕d̡͛͛̎̅͏͏̷̻̗̙̭̬͍̦̪̘͖ ̴̨̛̬͔̗̱̪̩̜̾͐̅ͯ́̑͒̍ͯͮ̌ͤͭ̑ͮ͛ǐ̵ͭͫ̆͌̋͏̸̝̫̜̰͕̞̺̫͙̬͎̯̩͔͖̭̳͠ͅt̡̝͉̪͖͙̹̙̩ͨͦ̂ͪ́̿ͣ̐ͦ̉ͬͮ̎ͥ͟‌​̼̠͈̤͓͓͎͇ͅ ̵̰̤̜̳̯̳̟̬͇̟͚ͯ̀͗̌̏́ͪͪͨͤͥ͗͊ͦ̆͂́̚͘͟͠k̡͔̥̣̲̤̫̗̪̹̙͎͉̩͈̖͉ͧ̎̄ͩ͗ͮ̾́nͩͨ͊ͣ̊̍̊̄͗ͥͣ̽ͨͨ́̚͜͟͜͞‌​̬̯̞͓̺̤̰̖͙̜̤̝͔ǫ̛ͣ̃̍̃̔̇҉̘̘͙̲͚̹̩͈̠̣̤͉͇̟w̴̶̧̢̤̤͍͕͔̣̟̘̫̖͕̠͉̗̱̘̮ͯ̉̃ͭ̑̄͞ͅͅ?ͪͫ̋̓̑͒ͧ͛ͭͪ̚҉‌​̵̤̫͚̜͙̩́

@Calvin'sHobbies Dammit

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

/how juic avocad

!!/tell Alex help

@Alex Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

!!/AlexA.

@AlexA. That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

!!/google how juic avocad

/learn alex-is-wrong obviously

@Quill * How to Make Avocado Juice: 4 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow ; how to make avocado juice. initial steps to make ... - Translate ; Make to Avocado Juice - Documents - Docslide.us

@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I learned the alex-is-wrong "obviously"

/very good

@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I don't know what very means, I'm only a goat

!!s/alex/calvin

@Quill That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

/alex-is-wrong

@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I don't know what alex means, I'm only a goat

ffs santa

!!/listcommands

@AlexA. help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, ban, unban, convert, define, doge, google, hang, imdb, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, nudge, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

/chatgoat you're an idiot

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I don't know what chatgoat means, I'm only a goat

!!/goge

@AlexA. That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: doge

!!/doge

    wow
           such fail
                         very user
so pro

What does learn do?

!!/doge omg, code golf, lol, alex, calvin, haha, omg, very very lol, help, jelly

!!/summon Ifrit

       wow
so omg
           very  code golf
                             such  lol
many  alex
                 much  calvin
                        very  haha
so  omg
                  such  very very lol
                             many  help
much  jelly

@AlexA. teaches chatgoat a new command

@Geobits I will appear in that room after 1 more invocation(s)

That lets you summon him to other rooms

/learn alex alex-is-wrong

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the alex "alex-is-wrong"

it uses chat room id

/alex

alex-is-wrong

:27331079

/AlexA.

@AlexA. <Chatgoat> I don't know what alexa means, I'm only a goat

I thought Calvin made that a rickroll

It's not as satisfying if he can't make the tag :(

I didn't think he got that to work.

/learn alex youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the alex "youtube.com/…"

/alex

!!/tell Alex echo alex is wrong

@Alex alex is wrong

@Geobits try backticks

/learn alex [tag:alex-is-wrong]

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I learned the alex "alex-is-wrong"

/learn alex Funny Goat Video

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the alex "[youtube.com/… Goat Video)"

/alex

!!/doge fail, failure

           wow
                           very fail
so  failure

[youtube.com/… Goat Video)

:27331111

!!/whoiswrong

@Quill alex is wrong

ಠ_ಠ

room topic changed to Chatgoat's Barn: Where Chatgoat (@Downgoat's bot) can continue to be an idiot (no tags)

/learn movinggoats [Funny Goat Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ)

> (no tags)

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the movinggoats "Funny Goat Video"

/movinggoats

Funny Goat Video

Backticks are magic.

:27331160

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ What's with the trailing empty replies?

@AlexA. no idea...

:27331173

!!/listcommands

@Quill help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, ban, unban, convert, define, doge, google, hang, imdb, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, nudge, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, echo, whoiswrong, movinggoats, believe

somebody call believe

!!/listen to upgoat. He is your master now.

@Geobits Certainly not

Huh.

!!/believe

@AlexA. youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk

@Santa'sHelper !!/listen to upgoat please

@Santa'sHelper +1

/learn cia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the cia "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI"

/cia

Oh Strange Alfred.

Making sure he can onebox properly :D

:27331205

Oh long Johnson

Oh Don Piano

The odd backtick requirement is odd.

wait, wrong account

haha

That's the problem with socks.

@Geobits it can't read the markdown

and theres no chat api

!!/hang

  +---+
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---------------------

That's a stupid-long word.

!!/hang a

  +---+
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a
-------------a-------

!!/hang q

  +---+
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__+__
a, q
-------------a-------

You tryin' to kill the man?!

!!/hang e

  +---+
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__+__
a, e, q
-------------a--e-e--

!!/hang ©

@Geobits I will only accept alpha characters

Aww...

rekt

!!/hang o

  +---+
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__+__
a, e, o, q
-------------a--e-e--

This man needs some damned vowels.

!!/hang n

  +---+
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__+__
a, e, n, o, q
-n-----n-----a--ene--

!!/hang i

  +---+
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__+__
a, e, i, n, o, q
in-i--in--i--a--ene--

That's more like it :)

!!/hang t

  +---+
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__+__
a, e, i, n, o, q, t
in-i-tin--i--a--ene--

!!/hang d

  +---+
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__+__
a, d, e, i, n, o, q, t
indi-tin--i--a--ene--

!!/hang s

  +---+
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__+__
a, d, e, i, n, o, q, s, t
indistin--is-a--eness

!!/hang c

!!/hang indistinguishableness

@Geobits Correct! The word is indistinguishableness.

OH SHIT

Nice work!

I'm expecting a letter from Wheel of Fortune in the next week or two :P

haha

@Geobits ah right I remember you mentioning that. Do tell me if you make it on the show so I can watch you fail

Wait, seriously?

lol

Yeah.

@Geobits is actually going to be on Wheel of Fortune?

!!say echo Geobits Good luck!

@Quill That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

!!/say lol

@quartata That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

!!tell Geobits echo Good luck!

@Geobits Good luck!

!!/tell Downgoat echo /help

@Quill /help

@Downgoat /help

Can that be upvoted :3

I don't want to have to download and test that esolang...

there is an online interpreter...

I'll add a link

@AlexA. I went to a (second-round) audition last week. They had a mini-show tryout and a written test. I blew the written away, and did very well in the tryout. It all depends on what exactly they're looking for, but they said the winners would be notified in a couple weeks by mail.

You'd be surprised how many people at the tryouts are terrible at the game.

@Geobits Holy shit. That's really, really awesome. Congrats and I'm rooting for you!

@AlexA. added link

Basically it was a room of 50 people there, and maybe 5 were any good at all.

!!/hang

  +---+
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--------------------

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Doesn't seem to do anything in the online interpreter

@AlexA. Are you using firefox?

What sadistic dictionary did you give this thing, anyway?

@Upgoat Oh, no

@AlexA. :/

!!/hang i

  +---+
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i
--------------------

oh hey, chatgoat automatically said that

!!/hang o

  +---+
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i, o
------o--------o----

!!/hang e

  +---+
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__+__
e, i, o
e-e---oe--e----o----

!!/hang t

  +---+
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e, i, o, t
e-e-t-oe--e----o----

!!/hang electroencephalogram

@Geobits Correct! The word is electroencephalogram.

!!/hang

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-----------

!!/hang o

@Geobits how

  +---+
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o
---------o-

!!/hang s

@AlexA. Dunno. How many other words would fit? :P

  +---+
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o, s
---------o-