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2:02 PM
Shouldn't we be asking: Why have we evolved a sensitivity to the smell of rotting fish? If seagulls can smell it they certainly don't mind it. — D Duck 17 hours ago
Looks the other way
 
2:43 PM
@paracetamol No, we shouldn't be asking.
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Yeah, thanks :-)
 
You're welcome. 50 bucks
 
Fishes around in pocket
 
You rotten bastard!
 
I've got 48 peanuts and a tic tac, will that do? ._.
 
2:48 PM
Give me your pants
 
I saw it, you said "pant" XD
That's rare for you >:-D
 
Well, if your pants are expensive, one pant will do
 
Slowly unbuckles belt
I wish Jan senpai were here to see this :3
Sigh
 
Put your pants on the desk and slowly back away
 
@paracetamol whats tic tac
 
2:50 PM
Tic Tac (officially styled as "tic tac") is a brand of small, hard mints, consisting of 94.5% sugar, manufactured by the Italian confectioner Ferrero, and are available in a variety of flavours in over 100 countries. Tic Tacs were first produced in 1968. They are usually sold in small transparent plastic boxes with a flip-action living hinge lid. Originally, Tic Tacs were dyed specific colours for different flavours, although in many countries the transparent plastic boxes are coloured and the actual Tic Tacs are white. == History == Tic Tacs were first introduced by Ferrero in 1969, under the...
 
Yep. Saxitoxin is commonly referred to as tic tac
 
Slowly reaches for Luger
 
@paracetamol oh this one. I thought its only sold in india
 
.__.
 
@paracetamol <badass moment reminding him I have all the ammo>
 
2:52 PM
Hmm, it did feel lighter than usual...
 
Pinching the ammo
Ammo is shot, oxidizing @paracetamol
 
But I've got my "other" gun, that you've forgotten about! Slowly reaches inside underwear
 
That is just low
 
2 days ago, by orthocresol
Btw, the bountied questions always attract the same guy who copy pastes text and leaves a comment saying "since I have provided an answer, please give me the reputation".
 
Bringing a bazooka to a gun fight
 
2:53 PM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Who is orthocresol talking about?
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ How come? It's the sort of "gun" even you've got ;-)
 
@Abcd Well, we obviously don't know their real name
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Whats his username
 
@Abcd Never seen one. Just if you encountered a plagiarized answer to a bounty question, flag it
 
Brings Panzerfaust to bazooka fight
 
2:55 PM
Oh, actually I've seen one, but forgotten their username. It really doesn't matter
@paracetamol Brings nukes to panzerfaust fight
 
I can't see that image, so my response is "no u"
 
Just open it in a new tab :3
 
@paracetamol It's censored even in a new tab
 
Yeah right :3
 
2:58 PM
If censorship made sense it wouldn't be censorship
 
Yes it would :D
^ make sense
Brings mayonez to nuclear war
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@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Apparently your country's Youtube ban could be lifted...
Video-sharing platform YouTube is the second-most popular website as of 2017, according to Alexa Internet. According to the company's press page, YouTube has more than one billion users and each day those users watch more than one billion hours of video. Censorship of it has occurred and continues to occur in many countries throughout the world, though the website can typically still be accessed through VPN or proxy servers. == General == YouTube blocking occurs for a variety of reasons including: Limiting public exposure to content that may ignite social or political unrest; Preventing criticism...
But if Wiki's right, you're prolly able to acces youtube via school/uni servers ._.
 
What?
There are no such things as special rules for schools
Because there's no wifi for students at schools
 
Ah :3
Guess you'll just have to wait out the ban if you want to experience the true Slavic feeling of mayonez :3
 
4:03 PM
@ortho I wish to procure for myself some fine literature on the MO theory (from the organic chemistry perspective); would thou have any suggestions in this regard? Thanks! O:)
 
My curiosity as well ^
@Ortho tell me first
 
:(
No, I wish to master that power first! \o/
Whacks @M.A.R with a blin
 
I am blin proof, whatever that is
 
A blini (sometimes spelled bliny) (Russian: блины pl., diminutive: блинчики, blinchiki) or, sometimes, blin (more accurate as a single form of the noun), is a Russian pancake traditionally made from wheat or (more rarely) buckwheat flour and served with sour cream, quark, butter, caviar and other garnishes. It is also known as blintzes, crepes or palatschinke. Some English dictionaries record usage of the forms blin as singular and blini or bliny as plural, which correspond to the originally Russian forms, but some dictionaries consider this usage so rare in English that they do not mention blin...
 
I still don't know what that is
 
4:09 PM
Russian pancakes?
 
Until one of them is part of my body
 
@paracetamol Yeah that explains basically nothing
@paracetamol In a noncreepy way
 
Pancakes that are Russian?
 
The traditional method of entering it in the mouth and digesting it
 
4:10 PM
Pancakes made in Russia by those who call themselves Russians and say they make pancakes?
 
@paracetamol Wow, thank you. So much more clear now
 
Any day ;-)
 
@paracetamol Even clearer. It's blinding
 
I know :3
 
You are a very knowledgeable person
 
4:12 PM
You need to be lvl50 in life if you wanna make blins B-)
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ You're an even more knowledgeable person :3
 
@paracetamol Not really. There's just a cheap mod
 
Hacker! ಠ_ಠ
 
@paracetamol I know, therefore I am
 
<--- Blinded + semi-speechless
 
You? Speechless?
That's like a democratic Putin
Or pentavalent carbon
 
4:19 PM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Forges a Blin from the depths of Mordor, carves into it an ancient elven runic curse. A curse that causes M.A.R's perception of conscious and subconscious realities to be switched, preventing him from ever comprehending chemistry again! (... Also, every ten seconds, it gives you explosive diarrhoea).
And welds the Blin to M.A.R's backside
 
Yawns What's the ending?
 
There is no ending (...to the diarrhoea) >:-D
Fuahahahaha!
 
@paracetamol Fat chance, buddy. Chemistry is forged onto my subconscious
You'd make me the best chemist there is
 
But the elven blin will make short work of you :3
 
@paracetamol Oh, it says on the curse's label the explosive diarrhea is for the curse caster
 
4:21 PM
._.
Re-reads curse book
Scratches chin
.-.
Uh...
 
@paracetamol Page 493, section two says you can only cause good things to people with custom curses
 
Uh oh ._.
 
Everything else is deflected
It's due to steric hindrance
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Aha! But wait! The cursed blin is not a custom curse! (It's a default curse to be used against enemies of the Motherland and Mordor)
Ha! :D
Clutches bowels in agony
 
I close voted it so it became only available as a custom curse
 
4:25 PM
Meh, since when did you have a say in the Council of Elrond?
 
I have the power to close vote curses since the chem knowledge you unlocked allowed me to turn all the copper to gold and sell it to master of the dark arts.
 
Copper to Gold? That's not really even chemistry at this point ._.
Guess the blins do work after all! :D
 
And I extracted the copper using the power of electrochemistry
 
Wacks @M.A.R with an AK-Rolling-Pinnovich
 
4:29 PM
o/
Stocks up on grenades and toilet paper while M.A.R's away
Hello @avnish who's not avnish ;-)
 
@paracetamol hello not medicine
 
I am medicine ._.
 
You're not in my cupboard
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I'm the medicine that'll put an end to all your suffering (No, I'm not meth) :3
 
 
4 hours later…
8:18 PM
Chck page 409 in this book
There is a reaction N2O4(g)--->2NO2(g)
How is that treated as an equlibrium reaction where there is no sign of equlibirum namely backwardd and forward together?
 
8:42 PM
@paracetamol what does meth mean
 
 
2 hours later…
10:13 PM
Can I make a quick question? Does the increase of Oxygen partial pressure speed up oxidation and increase flamability?
 

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