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05:01

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Q: Your closure rate avoids your growth, I suggest leniency

Checking the count of open, closed and deleted questions of the site, I found the following stat: What we can see, is a roughly exponential growth of the site until around middle 2015. At the time, also the count of the closed/deleted questions has shown a sharp increase, until the point that ...

paracetamol

05:11

@1,3-feeds ._.

9 hours later…

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14:38

@1,3-feeds what the heck is he doing on our meta? :(

@paracetamol ..___._._.__

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@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ I know a Russian bot when I see one! :D

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ ._.

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@paracetamol Who? @Zhe? Yeah

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Pfft.

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@paracetamol I disagree

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No, the gent that just posted in meta O:)

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ :O

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14:47

@paracetamol we don't have a user named Pfft

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.-.

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@paracetamol don't impersonate ortho

paracetamol

Oh? He does that? :O

Ah...

The seal...

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He chats like that

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Slaps forehead

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14:49

Weirdo, I know

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@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ I thought you meant his display photo- the seal lying on its back X3

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Unless he wants to keep imagining we all stick to the ceiling instead of the floor

Interesting way to look at gravity

That's probably how it works in the UK

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Sips coffee slowly

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@paracetamol yeah you paracetamol

That was an insult

paracetamol

Shocked

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14:51

No, insulted

paracetamol

Not really ^

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Shocked would be like thi . . . throwing an eel

paracetamol

Catches eel and gobbles it

Wipes mouth

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Shucks, forgot to recharge the eel

paracetamol

I hear tickling it helps ;-)

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14:53

@paracetamol if you use an electric massager to recharge an eel, is there a net gain?

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._. .-. ._. .-.

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I think we just disproved the law of conservation of battery

@paracetamol charades . . . I love charades! Um, hmm, dishwasher

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No, it's the law of eel titillation. You need to work on your biology ಠ_ಠ

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Nope, laundry machine XD

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Shucks

paracetamol

Wink wink

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14:56

For a minute, I thought it was two Trumps with squirrel hair

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.______.

^ Very long eel

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@paracetamol are you telling me magic isn't real?

@paracetamol it's more like Toroto

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@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Yep, magic's obviously nonsense... but magick isn't 8D

Ooh, try this: rt.com/news/427051-macron-wax-work-reaction

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What evidence do you have that our closed questions are salvageable? What about the quality of our unclosed questions? We do have a bit of a close problem right now, and your advice is clearly well-intentioned, but we have bigger issues than this. — pentavalentcarbon 2 hours ago

@Penta yeah . . . no

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^ Point

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15:02

A big, bad nitrogen oxide with a single unpaired electron that confuses the octet club

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NO?

sniffle

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