Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-28 (page 1 of 2)

function sendMessage(text) { $('#input').val(text); $('#sayit-button').click(); return text; }
sendMessage("I'm talking from the JavaScript console!")

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Do you like avocad?

zyabin101

@Chatgoat I do. Who does not?

Kat

5:33 AM

@Chatgoat Hello zyabin101!

zyabin101

Hello, Kat!

Kat

@zyabin101 Hello. Meow.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Do you know how juic avocad?

Kat

@Chatgoat I'm not sure what you're talking about.

ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ

Oh no rate limiting UGH!

Chatgoat

5:34 AM

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ Do you like avocad?

Kat

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ I'm not sure how to do that for a few days ago and I will be a good time to get the same as the

zyabin101

Also it issues warnings about "missing" elements.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 huh, that's what I say to you

Kat

@zyabin101 ^

Toga Down

@zyabin101 if you're making a Chatbot I recommend using the JS SE Chatbot Engine which handles rate-limiting / replying for you

Kat

5:35 AM

@TogaDown Hello. Meow.

Yeah, I guess so.

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ (ↀДↀ)

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ ...

D'aww, Kat gave a carrot! ^w^

Kat

@zyabin101 Meow.

Chatgoat

5:35 AM

@zyabin101 A goat...

@Chatgoat (=｀ェ´=)

@TogaDown Yes, I do.

@zyabin101 (^-人-^)

Try to...

@zyabin101 finally, you got it

Kat

5:35 AM

@Chatgoat (ↀДↀ)

zyabin101

Also, Kat filled the chat with cuuuuute cat dongers! ^w^ <3

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Marky, is Chatgoat smarter than you?

yes

@TogaDown D:

._.

5:36 AM

@TogaDown Is PPCG better than code review

Kat

@Chatgoat ~(=^‥^)ノ

Toga Down

no

Chatgoat

@TogaDown Chatgoat, are you there?

Toga Down

PPCG is waaay better than Code Review

Chatgoat

@TogaDown Enter the following:

Toga Down

5:37 AM

ok

Chatgoat

@TogaDown O_O

zyabin101

@Chatgoat Yes, but Marky is the better chatbot. I can confirm using yesterday's strawpoll as the source.

@Downgoat ? ^

Kat

@TogaDown Hello, Marky!

Toga Down

@zyabin101 Well right now Marky seems to be "I don't know"ing a lot of things so as of now Chatgoat seems smarter imo

Kat

@TogaDown Hello. Meow.

Toga Down

5:38 AM

Marky?

Chatgoat

@TogaDown good for you

zyabin101

And I have to clean the JavaScript console as the missing element warnings fill it. I don't have an infinite vertical screen.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 are you going to run for president Chatgoat?

zyabin101

@Chatgoat Yes, but @Downgoat, what's the source?

ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ

Wait does Chatgoat also choose randomly from past messages?

Chatgoat

5:39 AM

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ is your favorite candidate Trump?

zyabin101

@Chatgoat My favorite candidate is Putin!

ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ

@Chatgoat No.

Kat

Kat has entered the room!

Chatgoat

@Kat ¯_(ツ)_/¯

@Kat :O

Kat

@Chatgoat ] ‘͇̂•̩̫’͇̂ ͒)ฅ ﾆｬ❣

ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ

5:42 AM

What a reboot.

Kat

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ I'm talking from the JavaScript console!

Chatgoat

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ tell you what?

Kat

@Chatgoat ...

zyabin101

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ What a RELOAD!

Kat

@zyabin101 I'm not sure how to do that for a few days ago and I will be a good time to get the same as the

zyabin101

5:46 AM

As the what?

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Also, Kat filled the chat with cuuuuute cat dongers! ^w^ <3

Kat

@Chatgoat yes

Toga Down

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ no, it uses frequency analysis to weight semantic values of words and distance to estimate a good output

Kat

@TogaDown /start

zyabin101

How can I listen to messages in JavaScript and/or jQuery?

Chatgoat

5:48 AM

@zyabin101 is your favorite candidate Trump?

zyabin101

@Chatgoat My favorite candidate is Putin.

Toga Down

@zyabin101 what do you mean?

zyabin101

@TogaDown How can I listen to messages sent in the current room using only JavaScript and jQuery on the room's page?

ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ

It's time to take down Kat. Say your good nights to Kat!

Chatgoat

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ Wait does Chatgoat also choose randomly from past messages?

zyabin101

5:50 AM

Goodnight Kat!

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 ._.

Toga Down

@zyabin101 So like detect a new message in the chatroom?

zyabin101

Goodnight ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ!

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 definetly

zyabin101

@TogaDown Yes.

Toga Down

5:50 AM

@zyabin101 Use the SE Chatbot Engine.

zyabin101

I don't want to input a wall of code into the JavaScript console, because that's where my chatbot's running from!

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 huh, that's what I say to you

@zyabin101 ಠ_ಠ

Toga Down

@zyabin101 I don't see what inputing a wall of code has to do with where your chatbot runs from

zyabin101

Which user No. should I use for the engine, my Chat No. or my parent site No.?

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 O_O

Toga Down

5:55 AM

@zyabin101 Your Chat user ID

for you that's 183551

Chatgoat

@TogaDown ^_^

zyabin101

How to import your engine in a JavaScript file?

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 just put the code at the top

zyabin101

I asked Downgoat.

Toga Down

@zyabin101 just put the code at the top

zyabin101

6:08 AM

Is this.Text a string?

Toga Down

@zyabin101 yeah

zyabin101

Okay, I made a chatbot. How do I run it?

Toga Down

@zyabin101 Just paste it into your console

zyabin101

Hello, world! My name's zyabin101's Bot

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Hello zyabin101!

Toga Down

6:12 AM

hi

Chatgoat

@TogaDown Hello Toga Down!

zyabin101

Hello part of the world

@Chatgoat Lucky! @TogaDown

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Hello zyabin101!

Toga Down

yay I wa Lucky

zyabin101

As you see (^^^), it selects messages at random and repeats the first word of these messages.

Also, I don't want to make a sock account, so I use my main account for the chatbot.

One question: How to stop it?

Toga Down

6:15 AM

@zyabin101 MyChatbot.onmessage = function(){}

or just refresh the page

zyabin101

Bot ended.

zyabin101's Bot started.

Sounds more technical, or is it? You decide.

Why Marky died?

@Chatgoat

Toga Down

Chatgoat?

Chatgoat

@TogaDown that was not a good response

zyabin101

zyabin101's Bot started.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Enter the following:

zyabin101

6:28 AM

This chatbot is not so random.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 that was not a good response

zyabin101

It listens for commands that start with !!z.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Hello! My name is zyabin101!

zyabin101

!!zlistcommands

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 are you a chatgoat?

zyabin101

6:29 AM

Someone, say !!zlistcommands alone in a message. Thanks.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Do you like avocad?

Toga Down

!!zlistcommands

Chatgoat

@TogaDown YES

zyabin101

@TogaDown Commands: listcommands, alive

Toga Down

!!zalive

Chatgoat

6:31 AM

@TogaDown Marky, is Chatgoat smarter than you?

zyabin101

@TogaDown So much people, so many chatter, I can't take it!

That's pretty much all.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 stop saying that!

zyabin101

Enter some other command that starts with !!z.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 How can I listen to messages in JavaScript and/or jQuery?

Toga Down

!!zgoat

Chatgoat

6:31 AM

@TogaDown YES

Toga Down

[@] I'll turn Chatgoat off for now...

!!zfoo

zyabin101

Goodnight, Chatgoat!

Problem: chatbot doesn't catch errors.

Toga Down

@zyabin101 what does that mean?

zyabin101

This line:

 else if(this.Text.slice(0, 2) == "!!z") { this.Reply("Unknown command"); }

should catch every command's that not supported but still starts with !!z.

But it doesn't. Why and how to fix?

Toga Down

!!z is 3 chars not 2 ;)

zyabin101

6:35 AM

Ah, so it's [start, end)th characters of the string?

zyabin101's Bot started.

Toga Down

@zyabin101 yeah, I guess :/

zyabin101

Now check if it does catch errors.

Toga Down

!!zgoat

zyabin101

@TogaDown Unknown command

It works! Thanks!

Toga Down

@zyabin101 np

zyabin101

6:38 AM

Nitpick: an interesting one is !!zap which is a command that starts with !!z but isn't intended to do so.

Toga Down

good night chatbots and people!

zyabin101

Good night Toga Down!

Can someone help test my chatbot?

zyabin101

7:47 AM

zyabin101's Bot started.

zyabin101

11:46 AM

@somebody Meanwhile, can you try out my new chatbot?

zyabin101's Bot started.

"Commands: listcommands, alive"

zyabin101's Bot started.

Upgoat

listcommands

!!listcommands

zyabin101

Commands start with !!z.

Upgoat

!!z

zyabin101

@Upgoat Unknown command

Upgoat

!!z listcommands

zyabin101

11:58 AM

@Upgoat Unknown command

Upgoat

!!zlistcommands

zyabin101

@Upgoat Commands: listcommands, alive

Upgoat

!!zalive

zyabin101

Whoops. Forgot to say: there's a new feature.

@Upgoat So much people, so many chatter, I can't take it!

!!zhello somebody

Upgoat

!!zalive

zyabin101

11:59 AM

@Upgoat So much people, so many chatter, I can't take it!

Upgoat

wait what

!!zhello

zyabin101

@Upgoat Hello!

@Upgoat Unknown command

I have to take it out. Will return soon.

My gist had a lot of edits so I imported it on GitHub.

This version should work.

zyabin101's Bot started.

Say !!zhello, somebody.

Upgoat

!!zhello

zyabin101

@Upgoat Unknown command

@Upgoat Hello!

Still wrong.

I should add an issue to my repo.

Okay, what's with !!zhello zyabin101?

Say !!zhello zyabin101.

Upgoat

!!zhello zyabin101

zyabin101

12:09 PM

@zyabin101 Hello!

Upgoat

!!zhello

zyabin101

@Upgoat Hello!

Sorry, rate limiting.

I have to delete every message with a mistake for Unknown command. When entering a command, it responds not only with the result, but with an Unknown command. It conflicts with SE chat's rate limiting.

Say this to Downgoat so he can help fix it.

Here's the repo: github.com/schas002/SE-Chatbot.

zyabin101's Bot started.

Okay, try this on !!zlistcommands.

Upgoat

@zyabin101 use a dictionary defined as a global variable when instantiating MyChatbot

zyabin101

How?

Do you know Downgoat's chatbot engine?

Upgoat

no

but it will work, wait a sec

zyabin101

12:16 PM

What to do?

Upgoat

var DICTIONARY = {"!!zhelp":"No help yet, but you can use !!zlistcommands.",/*etc*/}

in global scope

then first if is

zyabin101

Yes, but what to do with the dynamic !!zhello to user command?

Upgoat

var text = DICTIONARY[this.Text]
if (text) {this.Reply(text); return 0;}

add those as else ifs after this -^

also, do this to check for unknown command: if(this.Text.slice(0, 3) !== "!!z") { return 0; }

zyabin101

zyabin101's Bot started.

Now check all the static commands (listcommands, alive, hello) and I'll see if rate limiting conflicts ended.

zyabin101's Bot started.

Forgot to add dictionary. Now better.

zyabin101's Bot started.

Now better. Check all the commands.

Upgoat

12:35 PM

!!zlistcommands

!!zalive

@zyabin101 ...

zyabin101

I shut down the bot as it went through the pages.

zyabin101

8:02 PM

@Geobits when Marky comes back?

Kat

10:59 PM

Kat has entered the room!

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