https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/727/32691151630_5893d4c606_b.jpg“HEL “HELP!” “I’m coming,” I ducked around the corner, into the alleyway — there she was. She was surrounded by a pack of three-headed dogs. They were large, snarling beasts, foaming at the mouth. I looked around for something to distract them with, anything. Nothing “Here, doggy, come and get me! I’m nice and tasty!” That came out …