@LiamW just wait a little. It's strange sometimes -- I also never know how much votes an answer will get. Sometimes those where I expect at least 5 upvotes get only a single one, and those I'm afraid could be downvoted by some "special people" get 7 upvotes within the first day...
The bad things with the nick changes are at least two: 1) you've get trouble to find someone, and 2) all the relations in comments like "@LiamW wrote..." lose their connection, so they get hard to follow...
@LiamW I just got awarded the "Popular Question" (1000 views) badge on ServerFault for a question and answer pair that have NO votes at all. Unfortunatfely your answers aren't always useful to the regular members here, sometimes its the drive-by Google visitors that use your answer most, and many of them never vote
That might imply a lot of load. The system needed to do a full-text search on its entire database to figure out where the nick was used in answers, comments, chat, meta, other sites the user has accounts... Then parse the results, do a text sarch-and-replace, and mass-update everything back to the database. Guess that's simply not practical.
@MatthewRead about the /proc question you just closed (while I was composing an answer): The easiest explanation are apps requiring a list of running processes, isn't it?
Please correct me if I'm wrong (and I promise to read our FAQ again very carefully): "Why" questions are not off topic, are they?
The problem is about speculation. "Why" is about purpose. Unless it's in the Android developer docs (and thus a dev question) we can come up with potential uses but not the intended ones
If you think I missed something, or left anything unclear, let me know. I didn't go very deep (as I said, "from a user's perspective" this should be enough for the "Why"). And in one point I have to agree with you: Mostly the user accesses these rather indirectly (via the monitoring apps etc.) -- but for troubleshooting, it can be very useful to investigate here with a terminal app or via adb shell.
Btw: Thanks for removing the comment -- I would not have been able to re-edit it :)