From the "Guiness Book of World Records", 1973:
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the
expression nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts,
as would but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground)(other
than ground nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)."
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the
expression nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts,
as would but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground)(other
than ground nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)."