@user Nominate me your favourite solution and you've got yourself a 500 rep bounty. And I am that impressed that I will throw you a 2nd 500 rep bounty on your first Japt solution.
wait, actually? I mean, even if none of us knew your last name until all that stalking, surely your wife would've? i honestly can't tell if that's actually it or if you are just being incredibly sarcastic :P
i can find modest brands of whisky&whiskey for <£10, good ones sell for 15-20 (and of course there's no limit for the price), vodkas are about the same
you guys don't know what hot is :) i visited singapore once. within a few minutes after exiting the mrt (their underground), my t-shirt was all wet, from top to bottom. that was at night.