Lazy way to implement laziness - make only an offline interpreter that is prone to crashing and can cause irreparable damage to people's computers. No one will bother downloading it and checking that your answers work, so you can get away with answering anything.
Quine Countdown! quine code-golf
Write a program that accepts a single parameter n and outputs another program that outputs another program etc until the nth call outputs the original input n again.
Scoring is a modified version of codegolf: For input 100, add together the code length of each pro...
For the same price and processing power you get way faster start up time, longer battery life, better performance for web browsing, etc. All of the useful features of Linux, without the compatibility issues. Don't have to deal with Windows bloatware or telemetry.
They aren't great for some things, but it's basically the perfect device for a programmer (esp. an HTML/JS programmer)
@Lyxal my grandmother has an electric one and i swear i have seen a non electric kettle at some point in my life but yeah kettles do not exist in the us
Make a bottom to up poem
Based on the "Pretty Ugly" poem.
You are given as input a number (number of stanzas), and 4 arrays/lists of strings, called "negatives", "negations", "positives" and "filler" sentences (although you can name the variables anything you want).
You must output a "pretty ugly"...
@Anush I mean, we usually ask that people stay somewhat on-topic, and if there's two conversations going on, one on-topic and the other not, we ask the off-topic one to move/stop. But generally, no, people can chat about whatever :)
I'm wondering if I can use my own language (that is, the language is created by myself). I'm not sure, because it's not known by others and may cause unfair competing (for example, printing "Hello, world!" in Stuck -- it does this when the program is empty. I mean, I can fairly well "create" a "l...
I'm wondering if I can use my own language (that is, the language is created by myself). I'm not sure, because it's not known by others and may cause unfair competing (for example, printing "Hello, world!" in Stuck -- it does this when the program is empty. I mean, I can fairly well "create" a "l...
@NewMetaPosts Ok, so that's migrated. Time to VTC as dupe :/
There's a deleted answer in the Undelete Votes tools page that violates a standard loophole (reading from external site) but was posted before the standard loopholes were a thing. Should it stay deleted, or should we undelete it?
I think we've grandfathered a lot of old answers when it comes to the standard loopholes, but I'm not sure if its worth undeleting or just leaving it be
Note 2: I accepted @DigitalTrauma's 6-byte long answer. If anyone can beat that I will change the accepted answer. Thanks for playing!
Note: I will be accepting an answer at 6:00pm MST on 10/14/15. Thanks to all that participated!
I am very surprised that this has not been asked yet (or I didn'...